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Basement cat will get revenge
basement cat keepz deh fineanses in owrder
basement cat follows u eberywhere…2 da school,2 da shopping mall,2 da grocery store an’ 2 KFC!
even to teh baffroom?
Espeshully to teh baffroom.
Yes, teh basement cats is espeshuly fond of folowing u into teh bafroom. Infact, angry bag-kitteh in teh piktur looks just liek mah new kitteh, Spooky who haz displaced Tonya kitteh as my BasementCat Bathroom Buddy (TM) — much to Tonya’s chagrin.
My BCBB waches me in teh shower….sits btw the curtin and the liner….
I’d call hur a peepin Tom but she’s a gurl.
Peepin Thelma I guess!
Ai haz got one uv doze……Zoey lieks to stick her hed arownd teh liner ,but as soon as a spec uv wadder hits her,she’s gone !
so…we hab Basement cats bathroom buddies! srsly!!?!
If ur lukky enuf to be pwned by a basement cat!
nah.. i dont fink so but it could be possible…
Iz dat whai mai chekbuk luks lyk hail?
Wif apologeez 2 David Lee Roth:
“Aiiiii ain’t gotz no munnneee…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbXPHiyE7uE
Con-cat-ulashuns on nawt sekund spot- u liek drinks and danses kitteh mom?
even carrie bradshaw DOES NOT WANT this bag !!!
iz nobodee else goin too say conga-rats too kitteh mom?
okays, who let teh cat outta da bag…
…wuz spost to bee a sekrit compartmint
gud culur contrast!!
Must b a noo kitteh slave.
Habn’t learnt teh lessons of matching furniture, carpet, and bags to teh color ov teh kitteh.
Rookie mistake
don’t forgets clothing and car interiur!
Duz dat meen u haz alot uv white stuffs,Romeow ????
wif teh blak mamakitty ai rarely wears white stuffs………….. color coordinasian, let me show you it
We habs teh white carpet (waz heer wen we moved in), and lots ov lint brushes!
We also hab a crabby tabby, so we’re in a lose / lose situation.
Teh kalliko kitteh haz teh contrastin color for enny okazhun.
Ai tryded to mach teh carpet (wich izunt eben a pet 4 teh car!) to teh culur of teh kitteh horkings.
FTW!!!!!!1!
Noboddey- datz de problem!!
kitteh’s gotta go?
Some women have an alligator in their purse. This one has an attack kitteh!
how duz tehy karree teh alligaters? arent tehy hevvee?
My mom alwais sed to stay outta her purse: tehre wuz an alligator in tehre an it wud bites me!
an ai thot mai mom wuz skeery, but she just has a tribble fore a purse…
Ai nebber go in mai mahm’s purse. Ai’m skeered hur gotta maustrap innit!
Till teh day mah mama wen ober teh brij (adn eben affer) Ai wuz skeered 2 go in herz purse.
oo, datz funnee. my mama had (prolly still duz in sum chiffarobe) a nalligator purse (& machine shoos, 0′ course), adn i wuz skeered ov it win i was teh little cuz i thot it wood bite me! sumfin about the way it snapped shut…
Quel koinsidans, maryo! Ai wuz just chekking to C ifn ai had axed u to be mai fren! Ai has a happee.
BTW, haz u talked to Janet todai?
ohai, noo fren! no, i no has talked to JCH401K. am i in twubbul?
Ai’m jus wunndering haow she iz doing.
i go write herz nao. brb
Hey guys! I havn’t been able to login to my ICHC profile or view anyone’s pages all day. Is there a problem, or is it “just me”?
do I get poynts for passin up that opening????
I has had no problum, but it seems otter people have had problems todai….
Yash!!!
is dat “yash!!!” fr leeza-b gettin poyntz fr passing up dat opening? ’twas verrrrry temptin…
“Twas indede.
’speshullee wehn he sets himself up like that…
it doesn’t happen often!
Corse u guiz passed on it too… we all get poynts, Ifinkso!!
Operknockity tunes but once, ladies…
drats.
mai knock once, but teases endlessly
*snurt*
hmmm. mine is werkin, and i can see yrs page
well, i fink its yr page; it seams to be altar’d.
sumbody added Spokeerz on teh liddul mausie wif teh LLAP pawz.
HA HA! Berry funnee…
I can login now, BTW…
*goze to chek owt maus’s payj*
ooo pwetty kitteee. izzit yerz?
Is my gran’ kitteh, Pirate. My other dawter gottid hims about a month ago, and tehy brot hims to teh beech fer a day. He’s about 4 months old, and quite a clown.
Just u, Maus – U mus be speshul….
Inna GUD wai, ob corse!
o hai {{{Maus}}}!!1!
yesh.. i also had da same problum but itz fixed now.it persistd in da mornin but now itz fine akshually!
even if ur problem isn’t solved yet it will be soon!
kthxbai!
Ai cuud nawt geyt iyn foar awhil;
tehn Ai fynallee gotted iyn; wuz veree fruhstraytyng!!!!!
{{{{{Janet}}}}}, if you check in to ICHC, please know that we are sorry for your loss.
omai. I don’t know what happened but I is sowry too.
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}
Guess I need to join cheezfriends …
It’s not that I haven’t wanted to, but I spend so much time here when I should be working as it is……
Wun uv Janet’s verreh best frenz dyed yesterday. She menshuned it on teh pikshor wher teh kitteh is likkin teh ferret. (She wuz just ther agin a minut ago.) She haz a big sad.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/14/funny-pictures-cleanin-him-i-swearz/#comment-379567
i duznt maek it ober to cheezfrenz eeder. teh linkee will catch you up.
dat^ wuz fr leeza-b.
fanks guiz.
I lefted her a message back there.
Thank yoo awl so verree verree much. Yur luving thots meen so much to mee rite nao.
.
An – ai wish ai cud say ai am awl rite – but ai reellee am nawt.
She just found awt she had teh canser a cupple ov munth ago. An she asked if ai cud com an see hur. Tho she wuz doing well wif teh treetment – an we thot she wud bee awl rite.
.
An ai wuz – an still am – flying to Stuttgart awn next Toosday. But we – hur frenz – ar awl still compleetlee daized an in shok. ENEbuddee – but nawt Sheranne.
.
She wuz such a gud fren to ebreebuddee – an wud do ENEthing she cud to halp. An soo much fun. Ai just cannawt rap mai hed around it.
{{{JCH4K}}}
Ai’m sew sowwy 4 ur loss.
Oh janet dear, ai can onleee imagine…….. but she was verry luckee to have a wonderful loving friend like you!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528620
{{{{{{Janet}}}}} I’m so sorry to hear of your loss Janet. And although the trip will not be as you had hoped, I hope that being with other friends will help you through the grieving process.
Thinking of you.
SJ
Byootiful, JK.
Deer Janet Pleez tuu akkxxept mai hart fehlt kundohlinces,
Weez haz yuu inna owt harts adn thots
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Janet }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Im so sry. Lubs u.
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
I left you a message on the other thread, but let me say again that I am sorry for your loss. You were so lucky to have a friend like her, and she was lucky to have a friend like you. May your friendship go on, even though one of you is not present in the flesh. She will always be present in your heart.
Much love, Janet,
and may you find comfort in the love of mutual friends in Stuttgart,
and in the love that comes to you through the internet, the ether, and other as yet unimagined sources.
Janet…
…no words…
(You see a distant figure, standing with one hand sadly raised in blessing)
From my heart, now in Central Florida.
i’m so bery sowwy fur ur loss… it must be so heart breakening.
cant even imagine it
Ai jus red up, Janet. Ai’m so sorry about your loss. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Pointy endz in3..2..1..
Bagguard, now available at your favrite store!
even teh groseree stores?
Indeh speshul stuff aisle
Nekst 2 teh Krissmas bawbels.
oh…. so ai gess they alsew sellz it at the doller stor?
an teh tybooteek? neckst to the hunnerdoller towles?
Yup….alldem plaises….u juz nebber notice cuz u wernt lukkin fur dem
An wen uz goes lukkin fur dem U KANT FINE DEM!!!
Ai did NAWT want to go to Cancun….
Yesh. Wantid to go to Catmandoo…
Or wazzit Catalonia?
it waz catania!
nopes. Catnada to exkape teh hot wetter.
an to get sum uv those aero bars…
U no habbing teh aero bars in teh u ess ob eh? Taht iz teh sad!!!
We has to go to Hampton, at a little TTI bo-teek, to get Aero bars. Not many candy storez in Midlothian carry dem.
Chessie cat- no way do u lib in Midlothian!!?? VA?? Cuz datz where AI libs!
Well, close 2 its…1 mile from intersection of Reams & Courthouse Roads.
No way! We’z naybors! Ai’m neer Woodlake.
Luks liek u guys shud hav a cheezmeet !!
any bobbidy lib in Dearborn, MI?
catnadian baykun iz GUD! nom nom nom
luks like the blak whole of Calcatta.
Nope
No arrow bars in deh USA unlest U goes to importing shop.
My hubbehcat bys de minted wons by deh case at deh Costco in Cananananada, , becuz he lubs dem very muchly.
What u laffin? Dose r nawt mah ears!!
or r dey….
kreeepeee…… *shvvvrs..*
dis is da avatar uf basement cat… itz here…to haunt…u wen…ur eating…cheezburgerz…
Hmm, I just thot it wuz Edwurd Zipper-Eerz.
Luk, he haz zipperz fur eerz!
@@@@@@@@@!!!!1!
ya da kitteh haz zipperz fur earz…basement cat instead of looking harmful iz..dare i say it…KYOOT!!1!
Glad ai’m nawt teh wun hoo gonna go frew taht bag at teh ayreport!
I duble-dares ya to pick this pocket…
if ai pikks it, whut prize will ai win?
Prolly teh poynty endz.
Prolly ’bout elebenty stiches an a case ov bandaids…
ow… awn sekund thot, dis is wun sweepstakes ai think aisle pass on.
Complimentary acupuncture.
o hai {{{{{Romeow}}}}}!!1!
i dont know if itz 16th in Casa Grande but it iz 16th in mah area!
HAPPY BIRFDAY ROMEOW!
DA COOLEST KITTEH OF DEM ALL!
Fank yewm Hashim! It will be mah birfdai in 30 minutes!
Your sweet bruvver sent me a message, too.
Your Mama must hab raised boff of u bery well.
.
Iz nice to finally meet some peeps from Pakistan. Very cool.
Member, there r lots ov peeps in teh United States dat can’t wait until our elections, and hopefully, elect Barack Obama! Sry for the last 7 stoppy years.
ya all da peeps i know in Pakistan r not happee wiff President Bush and dey wish dat Obama should be da next!!1!
)
sry am gonna miss ur birfday party which da other cheezfrendz arranged at i fink 6:00 pm but in my area itz 2:30 am(night
i’d be snoozin in mah bed at dat time…
well yet agyn i say HAPPY BIRFDAY ROMEOW!!1!
i hopez u enjoy a lot and haz many moar birfdayz an cheezburgerz!!
Happy 21st, in case ai miss the party, Romeow.
*snerk*
X2?
oh nebbermind………….
we can be as yung as we want hyer!!!
Fanks oobark, I’m actually twice that plus six.
Couldn’t be happier about it.
I hab lots ov friends dat neber made it dis far…I’m winning!
O, hai.
I has maded u happy birfday.
It r on mah blog furr u.
{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}
Basement Kitteh is mad dat u gotz ur bag in Ceeling Kitteh’s color. Return NAOW oar face twice da wrath!!!!!!!
Lock mi in ur sootcase, will ya? Well, wate till u get unpacked an fine teh cargo taht IZZNT FAA approved!
is dat Feline Aviashun and Airo-nautikcs?
Ai finsko.
Basement cat runz it, sew hardlee NE-fing iz approved anymoar!
Dis is kitteh from teh Jungul Buk, Bagghera.
**heddesk**
@@@@@ Yay! Gud wun. I givs yoo mah burgers!
ma’am? We now rekwires elebenty cheezburgers for ur carry on bags.
wif pickles, plsthx.
yes, stewardass, my bag DUZ fit in the overhead comapartment, az long as himz keeps hiz legs inside
Stewardass: plz to be keepin yor pawz, tayls, an eerz INSIDE teh compartmint.
Shuld ther be an emergensea, ther ar 2 exskaype dorz, wun on eethur syde. . .
Purrsonal flotashun device??
Do.
NAWT.
Want.
hee hee! (”member in dat fantabyulus movie “Airplane” when PFD blew up into a duckie?!)
Yesh, wii charj u elebenty cheezburgrz 4 a carri-awn bag, plus wii tayle u wat u kan an kant put innit.
O, an u gotta ware shooz taht u can taek off in front ov a gazillion hoomins, WIFOWT slowin up teh lyne!
anotter possible terrorist weapun…smelly hoomin feet!
I had to pik up a kitteh from across teh country, so I bringed mah kitteh carrier wif me and put it unner mah seat. It didn’t cost me ennyfing to do dat.
.
But, wen I got to teh odder end, and put a kitteh in the carrier and put it unner mah seat, it costed me a hunnert dollars.
.
I guess teh extra 5 pounds of kitteh used up a hunnert dollars of fuel. Why else wud dey charge me so much? I didn’t eben hab any checked luggage or anudder carry on – juss a carrier!
It costed mi $75 2 fly Josie hoem wif mi.
Hur took up no moar room an eben teh flyte attendint nawt kno hur wuz on bored until almowst teh end ov teh flyte.
Of coarse, Rescue Remedy wuz our fren!
ai still haz teh luggaje clayme cheks frum when wee muved frum TX to OR, an ai flew to noo home wiv mai 2 kittehs.
Tawp uv tikket sez “EXCESS BAGGAGE” in big letterz.
Mai DH sez iz totallee appro… apor… sumhow tehy noo.
Ooh! Plz 2 be splainin teh Rescue Remedy. Mai B taht iss sumpin nu wii can yuse n shelter wear Ai bolumteers? Awlwaiz lukin fr sumpin fr helpin teh kittehs.
Wen Josie an ai flyed hoem frum Massachoosits, hur luuked a littel lyk dis. Hur carry-bag wuz lyk a duffel bag an ai unzipped teh tawp sew her cud stik her hed owt.
Aftur teh playne landed, wii walked fru teh ayreport lyk dat 2 teh baggij claym, were mai parintz wuz.
Liddill Prittee Wun juss
wants 2 tayk Kitteh 2 skool.
NappzSakk iz 2 smawll
Kitteh coodz skrunnch daown
2 fitz, but den woodn’tz beez
aybillz 2 seez mutch
Kitteh woodz fitz mutch
bettah drayd ober Prittee
Liddill Wun’z shoaldurrz
Jack.
Fly the Friendly Skies- ur doin it rong!
or, maybee dis is teh new anti-terrorist plan…
now datz a gud
dis r bekawz teh skiez ar doing teh friendly wrong anymoar. Paying hyur faerz for teh “privlij” of beein treeted liek cattle…PLEH…DO NOT WANT!
U ebber see teh Caturday Nite Live skit ware tehy were sayin, “Buh Bye”? Iz funnee.
yes, is teh phunnee on teevee, but is teh suck IRL.
air trabul since 2001 = LOSE, FAIL and PLEH
Kitteh has angree cuz hur had 2 frow awai hur bottlol uv watter b4 boarding.
And buy anudder boddle on teh odder side of security for twice teh price.
True dat!
Tihs bees teh fashyon staytemint foar tihs suhmmer seasin;
A laurge wite toate bagg wif a blak kitteh stikkyng outta teh taupe;
Oaurder yuurs tudaiy; weez akkcept fone oaurders, innertoob suhbmyssyons, oar snayle mayle rekwestes;
Crehdyt caurdes oar munnee oaurders akkceptid; doan seynd kash oar purrsonal cks!!
Oaurder naow!! Suhplyees bees lymitid!!!
Iyf yuu oaurder tudaiy, yuu geyts an xxtrah blak kitteh tuu adoaurn yuur akkesssory!!
(adn weez wil ebben throew iyn sume gushyfuud!!!!) 
Hau mush? Hau mush? Du WANT!
Ai dids it rongly. Ai has teh white kittehs ana blakk bag. Iz alwayz a step bhynde.
But itz after Memoryal Day! Mah mummah alwayz sed yoo shuldint carreh a whyt bag or wayr whyt shooz befoar Memoryal Day or after Labor Day. In between, teh whyt bag an shooz (an even whyt gluvs if goin to church) wuz rekwired; whyt bag meenz summer is heer!
Mah strict fashun rool sistem: let me show yoo it!
Nao, which kitteh goes with which bag, aym nawt shur she had a rool fur that.
U cud mix-n-mach – somtimes white kitteh wid black bag, sumtiems whyte kitteh wit whyte bag, an blak kitteh wid whyte bag, or blak bag. Ur kerree bote kittehs at once.
Ai can has teh Caliko Combo? Dey go wif ebberyting.
I wuz just finkin summat lyke dat. I wuz gunna say – a gray an blak an whyt strypey tabby wuld go with justabowt ennything!
I did lyke Jajeh’s commint abowt mix-n-match. . . So menneh possibilitease.
Alwayze aksessoryze wif fur!
anything goze wif the classic little blak cat.
Eggs sept a classic little white doggeh.
excep teh wyte pantzes……..oar teh wyte shirtz…..oar oar oar
Hai! Is meh. I is havin hard tiem login in cuz I has bad connection today.
i hope ur problem getz solved soon… well it should be solved now!
Mai firefox kep sayin “Was stopped cuz respondin tuu long”
Can everbody go tu ther profile?
I haz no problums.
Chessie- see my note to yuu hiyer up on thred- do u lib in Midlothian VA????
o hai {{Kitteh1ihazit}}
now i can login… in da mornin i couldn’t… dat problem iz fixed i suppose
Poar kitteh. Every1 knos that ayrelyne servyce sux.
Yew liddle zippr-eerz…
Yung FrankenCat FTW!
Kitteh has a mad cos dis nawt Pawda bag. It b a kow…cow…it b teh fayk!
Teh new reversible kitteh-bag (TM). If yoo wayrs it wun way, itza bag! If yoo wayrz it anuther way, itza kitteh. If yoo turns it insyde out . . . well, I prolly wuldint rekummend it.
Order soon frum owr online kat-alog. Fur teh gurl hoo haz everything but still needz to mayk a noo fashun staytmint. Opera-haters ar standing by.
Why duz dey hate teh Opera ??
It may haz sumpthing to do wit having zippers fur eerz . . . Ever ketch that hi-C note thru a payr uv YKK zipperz? Ay dont *fink* so!
Iz cuz eff dey didnt, dey’d be AT deh opera, nsted ub ansurring deh fone.
iz jus peeps screemin ateech odders–leest iz capshuned now
LOL!
Bud hau mush are deh? N offer abuve, u get TU Kittehs ev u kahl nau!
k eberyonez iz goin 2 sleep!*yawn* iz twelve in da night*yawn agyn*
kthxbai!
Katze in der Tasche…
enyone loos kittehs to virus? Me an hubbycat losted two in da last 24 ours….wat gibs??? SOOOOO SAAAAD
Feline leukemia? I/we have lost many to THAT plague over the decades…Broke people sometimes can’t afford vaccines.
Just hold on to each other. That’s what “the other” is there for!
Never herd uv that. I’m so sorry to heer abowt it. To lose wun kitteh seemed lyke moar than ennywun culd bayr. To lose TWO! I think it wuld brayk a hart.
{{Furcat}}
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Sorry u lost tu kittehs tugedder.
Feline distemper used tu taek a lodda yung kitteh lives wen ai waz growin up. U cud tehl dey had it an werent gonna live becuze der backenz wud be awl wed frum diarrhea.
WOO HOO! I are login!
Pokeball – yer doin it rong.
Theft purrtektion.
Stik hand in wifout aothor…authoriz…okayz and u looz a fnger.
Ur bag has a angry.
An ur gym shoe has a poop.
Is last time u put kitteh in gym bag, ai finkso.
Owch! Ur bag bit me!
Blackfurry…..
Look what came BACK in the handbasket!
very clever,
@@@@@
well done
I would feel really good about YOU telling me this…if I weren’t preoccupied with Janet…
Homeland Sekoority not gonna see dis!
Homeland Sorority?
Antee-feft portekshon deevaiz, aktivatud.
He reelly luks angry, sew I will type an angree song!
Down wif teh sikniss, by disturbed.
OH WA AA AA AA!!!!
OH WA AA AA AA!!!!
OH OH!!!! OH OH!!!
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(WON’T YOU GIVE IN TO ME?!?!?!)
It seems whats left of my kitteh side
Is slowly changing… in me….
(WON’T YOU GIVE IN TO ME?!?!?!)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes!
Violently it changes!
AHHHHH NO!!!! There is no turning back now
You’ve woken up the demon….. IIIINNNN MMMMEEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!1!!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!1!!!!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!1!!!!!!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!1!!!
Open up your hate.. and let it flow into me!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!1!!!
You mother get up
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!1!!!!!
You f**ker get up
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!1!!!!!!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me!
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don’t try to deny… what you feel….
( WON’T YOU GIVE IN TO ME?!?!?!?)
It seem that all was good has died
And is decaying… in me…
(WON’T YOU GIVE IN TO ME?!?!??!)
It seems you’re having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes!
AAAHHHH NO!!!! The world is a scary place
Now that you’ve woken up the demon… IIINNN MEEEEEHHH!!!!1!!!!
(Chorus)
And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream
AND WHEN I DREAM!!!!!1!!
(next part is too ex.. expl… has too much bad words in it.)
OH AA AA AA AA!!!!
(chorus)
Madness has come over me!
I lykes teh metil.