Comments on: how to tell if you are deaf

By: sophie

sophie — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:01:10 +0000

your stupid

By: justice

justice — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:46:04 +0000

ok this is just so cute but totly out of this world

By: Mysteria Kiito

Mysteria Kiito — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:38:04 +0000

I iz deaf, my kids do dat.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:14:59 +0000

Kitteh iys nawt deff; jes haz sehlektyve heeryng;
Oanley heers wut hims wunts tuu; tunez aowt ebberyfing eylse;

Az a matture ov fakt, iyf yuu plaiys rlly orfull klassyikal moosik, kitteh wil feign sleap!!
Oar ebbe pretind tuu bee unkaunshus!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:50:23 +0000

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:19:26 +0000

I’m not deaf. The older I get, the more you people mumble!
alternatively:
I’m not deaf. The older I get, the less I care what you have to say!

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:17:20 +0000

Spaceballs! Luv it!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:38:33 +0000

i tink all da ICHC staff SPLORTED wiff all da cute kittehs in da server!!1!
i tink we may need sum extra choklit and CHRGs!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:16:43 +0000

fink iz wurkin now, aksded yoo to be my frend {{{oobark}}}

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:13:21 +0000

heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY (extry lowd for teh hard-ob-heerin, sorry kittehs wif sensitiv eers) to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs and trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today. Yay - cake an bloonz an fettiz for ebreewun! φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф φ җ ξ Ф annowncmint: teh burfday fairy wil be on vakashun frum july 28 to august 2. any an all volunteer substitoot burfday fairys are welcom!!

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:30:24 +0000

No! Ur kiddin’! Haow kin taht B? Ur sew kewl! Adn awlwaiz rite on teh spot wif ur comminks. Ur thirdy wif 40 yeers ub xpereenx, Ifinkso.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:00:54 +0000

Yep – teh kitteh’s hooman is teh wun hoo is def! Teh kitteh is just an innocint viktim, wunz agin!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:45:49 +0000

why?… cheezland iz full uf funny an cute!!1!whyre u so sad,tell me pwease

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:45:34 +0000

awwwwwwwww plz tew cheerup!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1521652

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:41:56 +0000

Ai iz habbin’ a sad…awl dai…blah.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:25:01 +0000

Dat wud kill him.

Blargy-Ded.

Teh Plaid…*shivvurs*

By: stendtrollhalismo

stendtrollhalismo — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:17:04 +0000

is it live, or is it memorex

By: stendtrollhalismo

stendtrollhalismo — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:16:32 +0000

captain !!! we’ve gone to plaid

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:16:01 +0000

looks like ICHC and/or WP hassin problums allrite.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:15:23 +0000

oh kwap! ai set mai alarm klok for 10 pm insted uv 10 am agen!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:15:04 +0000

I had to poast dis twice.

WP……

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:14:33 +0000

didju click on mai blooo? shud hazza brown box dat sez “add as friend”

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:12:28 +0000

I seez wutt u meen.

I tried to clicky on ur name soes I cud add u as frend, butt poopyhed compyootur
woant take mee dere.

*shakes hoofie*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:11:26 +0000

make sure hee sees sumfing dat can’t bee unseen.
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2382.jpg

Course, I like DIS splorty kitteh’s face beddur:
http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/what-has-been-seen-cannot-be-unseen.jpg

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:09:05 +0000

*snort*
corse I ment, “yah… “

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:08:25 +0000

How to tell if you …..

need Queer Eye
1.Kitteh duz dis when u get dressed

need diet
1.Kitteh duz dis when u get undressed

are fug
1.Kitteh duz dis all teh time

can’t sing
1.Duh

anyfing I missed?

(corse, i wuddun noe bowt nun ub dis…juss gessin…yah… )
/runs

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:04:35 +0000

Awlso awlso, hao to taek picshures uv mai kitteh sew he keeps him’s eyez open?

kthxbai

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:03:02 +0000

Awlso, jus wunnering: Wut izzit about sofas dat attracks kittehs? Recently, ai collected enuf fur to maek two moar Zeus kittehs!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:59:27 +0000

pleh…I has a sad. Still no wai foar me to inbite Cheezfrenz. Serber down oar sumfing.

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:15:59 +0000

memer dis one?
“njoy urself-
itz later than u think !
ps, u can have cliffee- i’ll take elvis
and da beatles (and hermans hermits- yep i will)

By: Qasim

Qasim — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:40:54 +0000

ya i tink dats da reeson

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:16:54 +0000

Ai iz still 18 on teh insied – iz jus teh owtside dat lets me doun an reminez me dat its laeter dan Ai fink!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:14:52 +0000

Ai fink teh kitteh iz nawt deff – he iz skritchin cawze teh TB iz 2 lowd an herts himz eerz.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:13:38 +0000

Mai Mumcat wuz liek dat. She wuzn’t deff, she jus lieked teh TB lowd enuff 2 heer!

By: Qasim

Qasim — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:06:23 +0000

kitteh is scratching da sofa cause he iz deaf dat maek no sense

By: greasycat

greasycat — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:03:22 +0000

Tawlkeeng Windo FTW!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:02:24 +0000

Exit, stage right.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:58:08 +0000

am or pm?

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:57:54 +0000

Strypee Kitteh tryz
2 strrrretch himz spyne wyle layeengz
daown. Nawtz wurkz so gud.

Strypee Kitteh lykez
t3h Tawllkeeng Windo. Fan ubz
‘Amminul Plannett’.

Awllso lykes Cartoonz.
‘Currayjuss Cat’ andz ‘Sillbessturr’
arz beeg awn himz list

Jack.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:50:36 +0000

Ai haz teh saym faes!

It uzyooalee lasts until abowt 10 or sew….

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:45:39 +0000

dis how I luk every mornin wehn teh alarm goes off.
let me show u my skwinty-iyed 6 am dismay!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:41:03 +0000

Poor kitteh mus b at mai gran-fathurz howse. Him nawt ware hiz heerin-aydz wen him at hoem bai himself.

U can heer teh tee-bee b4 u go inna howse!

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:27:22 +0000

HERE U GO ANNIPUSS- A WIDDLE PRESENT FORE YOO
FROM MR SINATRA:

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you’re young at heart.
For it’s hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you’re young at heart.

> You can go to extremes with impossible schemes.
You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams.
And life gets more exciting with each passing day.
And love is either in your heart, or on it’s way.

Don’t you know that it’s worth every treasure on earth
To be young at heart.
For as rich as you are, it’s much better by far
To be young at heart.

Nao, u sit rite down here in da comfy floofy chair , and u and i will tell ach udder funny stories ob da stoopy tings we did in hour yoot (dat woodda giben our parents cardiac arrest iffen dey new ! )
and tank hebbin dey neber did ! whoo hoo!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:22:59 +0000

Hoo turned awn teh lites? Iz 2 erlee 4 teh brite wuns…

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:09:54 +0000

yay! i can log in to mah profile now!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:44:16 +0000

allergee kitteh has allergeez
Ah
Ah
Ah
Chooooooooooooooooo!!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:43:02 +0000

whoooo! ai seez teh pointee enz being uzed on procktollyjist…

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:37:51 +0000

Thx 4 teh Cliff, dat’s moar liek it – but nawt Dad’s Army – Ai libbed froo teh wore an mai husbing yoost 2 insist on seein ebree episoad uv it eben teh fird an forf repeets.

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:22:46 +0000

Don’t think kitteh wud be holdin still fur dat…

By: jd

jd — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:21:44 +0000

Owkay, yu asked four it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozgbot4CuyQ
Adn peeps wu can pruuv der’s no such thing as owld:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Z3a118D8