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An den runs owt teh dore
Konga-ratz annipuss 4 teh spotty on tawp
Tym 4 silly-braishuns mebbe? Song n dans n drinksies 2?
(akshullee ai’l b silly-braitin 4 u bai habin lunsh nao… ;D )
Ai nom-inate dat tu be teh nawt sekkond nom ob this lol.
FangQ Wiljam, Iz 2 neer lunsh fur eetin an drinkin an Ai’z 2 old an stiff fur dansin!
*reechez intu annipuss’ mind and sets the clock back.* Dere. Yu thot yu were too old an stiff coz yu were in teh wrong timezone. Silli annipuss. We awl noe betta. Yu’re spritely adn own teh dansefloor, adn der’s noe denying it.
Oh, Ai wish dat wuz troo!
Thys shud cut 30 yeers off. Well, possibly life expectancy, no guarin-teas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I0ArQ5PZT4
(An’ I bet it is troo, bowt yu nawt gibing yurself enuf credit fur yur amazing skills, dexterity and sooper-kittehness.)
Sorry to butt in awn teh tawp spot sillybrayshumns, but I has writed to teh Cheez lordz to tell ov our bein Profile-less.
…. I feel Nekkid!!!!
Hope tehy fixes it sune.
Did teh saym fing myself.
Iffen yu’d prefer eazier lissening, try these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0UZN83N-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
Let mi noe wich yu purrfurr.
Sowwy, jd, but dey ownlee mayke me feel eben owlder! 30 yeerz ago Ai wuz 40 an 2 owld den fur teh yung wuns on TB! Naow iffn u taked me bakk 2 wen Cliff Richard nawt sekond sang teh Yung Wuns song…..
Owkay, yu asked four it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozgbot4CuyQ
Adn peeps wu can pruuv der’s no such thing as owld:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Z3a118D8
Thx 4 teh Cliff, dat’s moar liek it - but nawt Dad’s Army - Ai libbed froo teh wore an mai husbing yoost 2 insist on seein ebree episoad uv it eben teh fird an forf repeets.
HERE U GO ANNIPUSS- A WIDDLE PRESENT FORE YOO
FROM MR SINATRA:
Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you’re young at heart.
For it’s hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you’re young at heart.
> You can go to extremes with impossible schemes.
You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams.
And life gets more exciting with each passing day.
And love is either in your heart, or on it’s way.
Don’t you know that it’s worth every treasure on earth
To be young at heart.
For as rich as you are, it’s much better by far
To be young at heart.
Nao, u sit rite down here in da comfy floofy chair , and u and i will tell ach udder funny stories ob da stoopy tings we did in hour yoot (dat woodda giben our parents cardiac arrest iffen dey new ! )
and tank hebbin dey neber did ! whoo hoo!
Ai iz still 18 on teh insied - iz jus teh owtside dat lets me doun an reminez me dat its laeter dan Ai fink!
memer dis one?
“njoy urself-
itz later than u think !
ps, u can have cliffee- i’ll take elvis
and da beatles (and hermans hermits- yep i will)
No! Ur kiddin’! Haow kin taht B? Ur sew kewl! Adn awlwaiz rite on teh spot wif ur comminks. Ur thirdy wif 40 yeers ub xpereenx, Ifinkso.
yet again ur nawt sekund annipuss!!1!
an hoomans earz haz kitteh skratchmarks
I alrus clozed my ayes fur dah flash!
um … yew mite want tew get teh air freshner … ai jus led wun rip … sry
snarffle, snerk…drat…. orf tu getz teh papur towlz agin…
Hehhehehe!
Dis is mah impershu.. impersha…
Dis iz meh lukin liek Fonzeeh
“-Eiiiih..”
Happi Daze FTW! Nao tu get a kitteh tu agree tu a biker jakit.
kitteh laffs and laffs at teh kartoons!
Toooonies! Mai favrit!
Neber let kittehs watch Tom and Jerri. Teh mous winning wud put them in shok.
My fayvrit kartoon kitteh is Felix teh Cat. Becuz when he gets into a fix, he
can just reech into his bag o’ triks!
Who cut the cheese?
Kitteh hus clurly been expood to a bad punz.
Gah. Can’t powst anifing iffen I’m logged into Weird Press. Own up - wu poured martoonies into teh server?
me either… nawt sekund da lolz went missing and now we cant login…srsly wats happened to ICHC! we should send da CCC to da rescue
Yu’re rite. Dat’s it! Tuu mani cute pictures, adn the servers awl splorted!!! Der’s prolly disk drive braynes ebberiwere.
yup… braynees eberywhere… we should get moar choklitt foar da SPLORTED…
I’b got a tanker truk wib hot chokklit. I thot it mite be needed, nebber thot I’d be pouring it into ICHC’s serbers tu mayk them wurk.
ya da problem persisted frum morning till now! i dont even know if ICHC hav even detected da problem… i hope it gets fixed quick or else ceiling cat will have to flood da ICHC serwer wiff choklit!
One word — Fabreze
Snagglepuss
Exit, stage right.
Proctology Kitteh is tired of being test subject.
Don’t think kitteh wud be holdin still fur dat…
whoooo! ai seez teh pointee enz being uzed on procktollyjist…
invisible dental floss
allergee kitteh has allergeez
Ah
Ah
Ah
Chooooooooooooooooo!!
yay! i can log in to mah profile now!
Hoo turned awn teh lites? Iz 2 erlee 4 teh brite wuns…
dis how I luk every mornin wehn teh alarm goes off.
let me show u my skwinty-iyed 6 am dismay!
Ai haz teh saym faes!
It uzyooalee lasts until abowt 10 or sew….
am or pm?
oh kwap! ai set mai alarm klok for 10 pm insted uv 10 am agen!
Poor kitteh mus b at mai gran-fathurz howse. Him nawt ware hiz heerin-aydz wen him at hoem bai himself.
U can heer teh tee-bee b4 u go inna howse!
Mai Mumcat wuz liek dat. She wuzn’t deff, she jus lieked teh TB lowd enuff 2 heer!
Strypee Kitteh tryz
2 strrrretch himz spyne wyle layeengz
daown. Nawtz wurkz so gud.
Strypee Kitteh lykez
t3h Tawllkeeng Windo. Fan ubz
‘Amminul Plannett’.
Awllso lykes Cartoonz.
‘Currayjuss Cat’ andz ‘Sillbessturr’
arz beeg awn himz list
Jack.
Tawlkeeng Windo FTW!
kitteh is scratching da sofa cause he iz deaf dat maek no sense
Ai fink teh kitteh iz nawt deff - he iz skritchin cawze teh TB iz 2 lowd an herts himz eerz.
ya i tink dats da reeson