Da sink
Da sink It peas on mi
it nawt a sink. iz a drinkin fowntain.
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Geddit a dye-purr!!!
Conga rats, Nightshayde, haow wud u liek 2 sillybrate?
Sum sawftee musikz, aifinkso… an sum lemonade, plz. Thanks!
O, I thotted bowt U oavur da weak-ind, nightshayde. I wuz taykin mai kidletz 2 Siks-Flagz, n I seen uh blak car wif da lysins playt “NYTSHAD”! 4 reel!
Doan finkz it wuz U, tho…
Hee Hee — nope — it wuz nawt me. Ai stayd hoam awl weekend except goin to swim laps & going to pool with my liddul gurl… and hazzin pizza las nite (which wuz teh fault uv teh pizza lolcat on Friedegg evening).
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Where duz yew live, Aahz?
Uh lawng wai frum Kalufoarnyuh … oavur n Jorja … datz Y I figgerd it wuznt U
Heh. We duz haz a Six Flags heer — ai can seez it frum teh window heer at werk.
Ai will keep mai eyez opun!
you’re have kids and stuff and still speak lolspeak??? :S
Ah usd to werk neer there. Wuz called ROLM in doz dayz, then bot out by IBM, Ifinks.
Um, doex dayz were 27 yeers ago. Maybee befor u were borned.
O, n mai liddul 9-yeer-owld gerl had uh happeetayl awn Caturday win we wuz at Siks-Flagz — herz fynullee b 54 inchiz hy n cood ryd da big roalurkowsterz 4 da nawt-sekkund tym! Herz jess coodnt wayt 2 ryd Goliath — herz bin kowntin da dayz sintz it wuz nawt-sekkund bilded…
Herz LOLd daown haff uv da steap drawpz!! 
Mai liddul wun is waytin to be 40 inchiz sew shii can ried moast uv teh fun riedz at Dizneeland. Shii had a small sad wen wii went at teh end uv May becuz shii wuz abowt 39 1/2 inchiz. Ai needz tew mezhur hur agin — shii mite be 40 inchiz nao. Ai hoep ai hoep ai hoep! Shii LOLd teh entire tiem on teh nawt sekkund roalurkoaster shii roed (oanlee had tew be 35 inchiz fur dat wun).
Kyoot!!
Mai kidletz nawt bin 2 Diznee yit… Gotz 2 sayv up… But itz steel gunna b uh wyl, sintz owr nekst big tripz gunna b 2 Chynna n vizzit mai XYL’z famblee n frinz. Datz gunna leev us uh liddul poarer, sew Diznee gunna hafta wayt… 
Oooh – China. Dat sownds spensiv — but bery intrestin. Owr famblee is maed uv Diznee addix. Wii haz teh annyooal passes, sew wii goez quite a bit. Wii haz tew saev up fur trip to Dizneewurld in Floorida — but dunno wen dat will happen. Dizneeland iz jus a hop, skip, & jump down teh freeway tho (eben if $4.50/gallon gas maekz it nawt as cheep to go).
ooo. China. doez wanna go dere.
I kin hardlee wayt, n neevur kin mai kidletz (waol, da yungist haz awlriddee bin). We nawt gowin dis yeer cuz uv da Olimpix (2 crowdid, n playn tikkitz r WAI 2 spinsiv). Mai n-lawz steel livz dere, n mai dadcat-n-law iz awn da coechin staf 4 da Chyneez Olimpik saylin teem. Da saylin ebbint b n deyz hoamtown.
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We gunna goe 2 DizneeWhirled wun dai, but nawt sune. I kidz mai owldist dat himz awlriddee bin — Y 4 himz nawt rimemburz? (akshullee, himz momcat wuz pregnint wif himz da furvest frum nawt-sekkund tym we wint! )
doze fingz skarez me tu def.
Moastlee ai wuz testing tu se if ai’m bloo. shud be bai naow. stil sum snafu. blargh! nd tiem tu go fur tudai. se yu awl tumoro..
bai gmwgs
Buys her thik socks!
Waow! 3-wai brayd jess 4 nightshayde’z conga ratz!
congarats on tawp spawt. wud yoo liek a dwink n a dans?
and a towel?
LOL!
Ai finkz a niec Irish Jig – dunno y… but y nawt?
A nies bowncy jig 2 shakes orf teh peas.
jiggy muzak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKgvMDD-6Y
Iz nawt a jig, but der’s plenty of bowncing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8xpURXB720
Yay nightshayde! U gotted da nawt sekkund!! N itz funnee, 2!! Watcha gunna haz 2 sillybrayt?
Wow — ai iz havvin a happitayl rite nao!!! Teh cheezpeepz maeks meh happee!!! If kittehz wantz alke-hall-ik drinkses, we can add teh Absolut Citron — if nawt wanting teh alke-hall, jus teh lemonade.
Oooooo… dis kitteh wants!
But nawt befoar ai sed conga-ratz, of coars..!
I cood yooz summa dat limminayd 2, nightshayd, plzthxbai
*Shaerz limminayd wif awl teh kittehz hoo wantzit*
*putz owt boddumless boddul uv Absolut Citron necks-too teh limminayd*
*borryz bottlol uv Absolut Citron n dokturz up limminayd*
*slurp*
Aaaaahhhh!!1!
But it so comfy, why moov?
U nawt gunna fink “comfy” win itz haf fulla waddur…
Maek it stop plsthx.
I fink its gettin bak at meh for peein in teh sink…
Tell it yoo not toylet!
Grate minds think alike kitteh1!:-)
first!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deer me—we donut yoos teh “f” werd heer. It iz tradishun tew fink up a wittye commint for nawt-seccund oar “Furvest frum last”.
…but wut’s weerd is…I’m kinda liking it!
See, kitteh — waddur is nawt AWLWAIZ bad!
first
Hey, I no said I taek baff. Jus want sleepy plase.
jes, until da goggie coms in nnd terns da water on ful foarce!!1!
Don’t ferget yer towull. . .
Adn sub-etha elektrunik thumb. Needs dat.
N ur liddul fishy…
But remembur, fish aer frends, not fuud.
Fanks, Bruce teh Shark!
‘Septin win dey givz U tranzlayshun uv Vogon powitree … Dey nawt frinz den…
alwais no whair ur towel is, an dont panic (in larje frenly letterz)
Iz dis whatz dey kall a sitz baff?
Tank yew LCB!!!! Ai am BLU!!!!! Yer moobies wer da bestestez.
Gud wun, old lurker!
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Mi see what they mean about golden showerz.
Strate to teh nawty barn wif you, kc!
Yoo guis!1 Happycat has somfing controversusheul tu say! Is important!1
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1544745
now happy cat iz not so happy… an hez rite.
mai kitteh Beissel laks to jump in teh tub and waet fur u tu turn on teh wahta in a littel dribbel – we kall it “tubby drink”. soemtiems ah go by teh bafroom an itz dark in der but aih seez a shadoe in teh tub waitin for soemone tu coem along.
Dun dun dun! Ai finks yoar tub turn ebil at nite!
hmmm liek a kitteh bershun of alfrud hechcok shauer sceen?
Maybe.. D: Ai acshully hab tuff tiem reedin wat you say.
ai iz fairlee nu tu lolspeak so ai problee has a aksent.
*gigglol*
Ai see. I culdnt reed last part “shauer sceen”
bershun= person?
alfrud hechcok= Alfred Headcock?
bershun = version
shauer = shower
ai jus cuddnt figger out hau tu tranzlaet Psycho inna lolspeak.
mai kitteh drinkn frum teh tub is in mai pikshurs if u wan tu see him – but he uzually sits in it nawt on it.
Ah! Shour sceen. I gits it nao! Mayb mak moar sence if ai knoe who Alfrud Hechcok iss.
Ohnoez K1H! Yo mus rent they Alfred Hitchcok moobies riteaway! He wus the master ob suspents an Psycho wuz praps hiz bess but so many were classics.
Sum wurds in lolspeak stay da same. Sum dont.
Psycho= psyco?
Alfred Hitchcock is a famous movie director who specialized in suspense and horror pictures in the late 50’s and into the 60’s
Kitteh, hao lawng has it bean since yew bean pea’d awn?
oopsie
lolz naughty sink
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! DIS JUS INN!
In a SHOCKING, SUPER-HAPPYTAIL debelopment, ai r ECXTAT…ECSTAT…SUPER-HAPPYTAIL to announce dat…at lawng last, and only wif da help of countless Cheezfrenz…ai…r… finally…BLOO!!! I dunno wut ai did to achieve bloo-ness, but MANY Cheezfrenz helped me do it, so…FANK YEW AWL!!!
Ai naow returnz yoo awl to teh IMPORTANT stuff…teh KITTIES (hoepfully nawt pea’ing awn yew).
OOBARK
h’ray 4 persistins!!!
congratz!! now haz a cheezburger!
U needz to get a sink drink wen it do dat!
Denise Wade, yer nawt in Washington state, are yew?
This is not funny.
It is a poor attempt to be funny.
Feh. Reference my response to lolllllllllolololol below.
I think it’s adorable and funny! ^_^
I’ll admit it’s not a ‘thinking’ joke but these are LOLcats we’re talking about here!
Not funny, as usual.
Why don’t you cap some pics and submit them? Then we can see the glorious brilliance of your wit.
“A “critic” is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased — he hates all creative people equally.” – Robert Heinlein
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if it’s such a problem, why did you register with this site to begin with?
you know, for some reason, the shower thinks it’s okay to pee on everybody once a day.
does anyone know where this pic came from? I know this is really random and probably not m’ kitteh. But I lost the best kitteh in the whole world about 5 years ago and searched and searched and could not find her.. and althought chances are slight.. this looks exactly like my kitteh! anyway her name is flea and i appreciate any info you might have!
i SERIOUSLY thought this was my cat for a second. same name tag & everything, and all i could think was “who took my cat in their sink to take this pic?”
OMG I thought the same thing!! The sink looks like mine too!! I’ve never seen a cat look like mine either! But my girl has a pretty purple necklace with rhinestones to go with the tag. But yeah, holy cow that cat looks like mine. Makes me think the cat must be my girl’s sister. Your cat and this cat don’t happen to have been born in Watsonville,CA??