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maeks u gigglol
Conga rats, annipuss!
Wat drinkies and danses wud u lyk?
It’s tiem heer 4 a cup uv tee an a biskit – nawt shore wot dansis wud goe wiv dis lol!
every tiem i want to givez a comment you{{{{annipus}}}} are alwayz the nawt sekund commentor!
Srsly?!how do u do it
{{{annipuss}}}
Ai haz lernd teh tiemz teh lolz get postid an trie 2 refresh jus az dey chanj!
but…but..how?
Iz it teh skill oar teh luk?
Bit uv bofe, Aifinkso – iz luk iffn u can fink uv sumfing dat fits teh lol kwikklee – Iz noe gud jus sayin “Nawt sekund” frinstuns.
Tee taim iz awn mee taim tudey. Mah huzbend haz gawn frum temp tu FUL TAIM et hiz jawb, sew I haz a hapee!1!!
Yay !!!
{{{LOLDemon & Hubby}}}}
Dat is teh gud news !!
Fank Sealing Kat!!!
and yore Cheezfrenz hassa Happy!
{{{{{{{LOLDemon&Mr.LOLdemon}}}}}
Yippee!!!
Aww, fanks fr teh kaind wurdz, Eeeck nd kitkay!
gud fer yew!!! can haz ‘lowance nao??
oo, i likez teh way yu fink!
*stickz out widdul ornj paw*
i can has ‘lowanz, two?
Deer Cheezfrenz! If ai hav got teh burfdays straight – an ai donut gura. . .grau…garu. . .ai cannawt bee shure – but ai think todai is Friscokittiehs burfday.
An furthermoar, ai believe Friscokittheh said she waz nawt going to bee heer – but wud bee somewhare wif her famblee – purrhaps eben awl week.
Howeber, ai think it wud bee nice if we cud hav a lidlle partee eneway – an wehn she comes bak, she cud luk at it an see taht we thot ov hur.
So – let uz beginn at teh 9AM Pikchur – wich iz teh next up up – awl goes as nermal.
Taht wud bee 3 PM EST, noon fur teh PST – 8 PM (ai think) fur teh TTIers. An aim sorree – Hashim an teh rest hoo ar further away in teh whilred – just luk at teh taim this wun started – an go three hours frum there!
An menee Conga Ratz again to teh superswift an clever annipuss! Awl her Nawt Seconds ar well urned – becuz her commintz ar awlwayz kyoot an clever an pikchoor appropreeate!
Well Dun, Oh annipuss!
FangQ JCH4K Ai waz bizzee wiv mai growed up sun at teh weekend. But Ai’z bakk naow!
Ohai jch4k,
Yes, friscokitteh sed on Fri elebenteenth:
“ fanku fikshunkitteh, eye wont bee here on mai birfday…ill be onna way to aspen, co…. todai n awlweek.
Trai luukin @ 6:58a post…it wood be teh fun tew hab small partee, mebbeh she kan cheks in awn hers emails.
sry, dis lol icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/11/funny-pictures-symettri-iz-purty/#comments
Thank yoo verree much, fikshunkitteh! It’s awlmost a LOL! We had planned a partee fur yoo – an yoo saed yoo wudn’t bee there! An then, ai think – yoo WERE! An we palnned wun fur marymary – an then SHE said she wudn’t there!
So – ai think – frum nao awn – wehterh oar nawt peepl ar there (unless we kno in advance an can plan fur a diffrunt day – we’ll just do it awn teh day – an they can go layter and see waht wee did!
So – it’s still awn – fur teh next pickchure at 9AM ICHC tiem.
An ai hoep awl ov yoo can com!
An – a belayted happee burfday (last Caturday, rite??) to yoo, fikshunkittteh!!
Fank yoo sew mush JCH4K! Yoo R teh to kynd
so wens da party gonna start!!
i hope it isnt one hour frum now cause mah electricity goes fur 1 hour
AND if da light iz gone… im gonna miss da party!
We can du teh chikin dansis!
Ohai anni. I missed yew awl morning!
Mai growed up boi wus heer frum Caturday til 2dai, an he kep me bizzee makin fud! We wuz owt awl dai yestidai, 2.
Grrr…mai comment got eeted. Basikly, teh fud and fambily iz gud combo!
Yep, Its gud 2 hab sumwun 2 maek meelz 4 – Ai get abit board jus cukkin 4 myselb. An iz grate 2 hab cumpanee 2.
ai getz tired ub eetin cheerios!!!
but ai made mai sis birfday dinner yestiday…….. we nommmed an nommmed an had boston cream pie for desert!
dis kitteh is difinitely laffin!
LOL cat LOLs!
to see himwigglol!
O nose, Iz inna picklol!
Halp!! The tikkle monster got me!!!!!
Look owt,tidmum….ai detects kitteh bellehs in teh vicinity !!!
*kwiklee hands tidmum sum CHRG(wdoi) befoar she goze splort ober teh bellehs!*
Ohai pwned. Hao yew been l8ly?
Fanx PB2K
*pulls CHRG(wdoi) awn tite*
*Tug Tug wrap wrap* extry dukky taype to hold it awn….
BELLEH … DO..WANT….
Had to run away fast afore I splorted
Tidmum, ai wanted 2 tayle u, u gots teh purtiest kittehs! I lubs teh pikshurs.
Awww! Fanx rhsb
Hedbonks an snorguls to yew frum Mah floofy butts ♥♥♥
**snerk**
U haz got me cawlin mai bebbehs “floofy butts” nao…..
Iz teh flyin kitteh OK? Dat mus haz bean berry windee!
Flyin(or “fallin”) kitteh iz fine…nawt shur how much teh wind hadda do wif it,but it culd be that teh condo moved in teh wind and skared her enuf to lose hers balance.
Iz nawt flyin, iz fallin wit style!
oh tidmum, ai wud nebber admit ai had a floofy butt!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1476561
Wun ov ur kittehs haz teh REALEE floofy belleh!
I cud snorgle it 4 dayz an dayz.
Ifinkso dats Fatty-go-lightly Hazel
.Can yoo beleeb dat??!! Teh Cat rescue laydee cuddnt unnerstan why dem wuz in her foster programme fer so long. I soon took kaer ob dat!!
We haz had dem fer 3 yeerz nao-tehy wuz frowed awn teh street
an noe wun wanted tehm
She has ownlee juss lettid me start tutchin or snorglin dat delishuss belleh floof.
I has a skweeeeeeeeee.. wen she lets me. :grin
Ai nawt blame u. Taht iz teh Holee Grayle ov bellehs!
Ifn u ebber want, u can send hur 2 mi. Ai’ll gib u mai address.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} Dats sew sweet ob yoo to say ♥♥♥
I shall tell her dat
Luv teh purty bellah!!
I’z new, bu I’x bean lukin.
Mai floofiest kitteh, Teasel (loong hares Calico) no lets mee innisheate snorgle, but likz teh reverse snorgle: Shee lais awn mai faice an wigglez wen snorgle spearit moofs here. I iz no olloud 2 tuch her tho. So sad.
Teezl iz snorgle-pruf kitteh. Ai noz dis fur fact! She is floofy shredder!
Oops!
And the SHE said…
Your DID is showing….
Hahahahahaha….
Wait… Wut?
Huh ????
*whispers*
DID is the medical term for Multiple Personality Disorder…
Lookit my abatarts an yooll getit…
Oh…well,u would know abowt those ,wouldn’t u
I is teh ICHC eggspurt…
Wii wud trai 2 take a poll 2 c hao mennee cheezpeeps dere r, but sum of dem razes mohr dan 2 hands.
Stoppit! Ai’m gonna pee!
play kitteh centerfold
heheh!
Mah blud runz kold; mah kitteh is a centerfold!
J Geils ref, FTW!
I can haz patternz?
2 mennee patternz Aifinkso!
Must rezist urjiz 2 snorgle belleh….
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Nawt werkin…
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Sumbodee get mi teh snorkel!
heer u go rhsb! one snogel snorkle!
Fanks, PM!
I lubs mi sum kitteh bellehs….
Moar snorglee den pork bellehs…
Ai nebber snorgled enny pork bellehs. Ai wud fink tehyre nawt nise.
Mai Josie wud let mi snorgle hur belleh. Mom’s cat wud tri 2 rip u 2 shredz if u eben FINKED abowt touchin her belleh!
HALP !!!!
Teh terribly mis-matched bed set be EETIN me !!!
Iffn u nawt laff, it maek u cri…
Ai meen….teh pillow haz a DUCK awn it,fer hebbens sake !!!
an teh odder wun iz, well, jes odder! (wif teh flouers, no less!)
An teh jeeumetrik wun iz instunt mygrane!
a down pillow purrhaps?
Or…just a downer !!!!
standing on heez hed, 4 hebbenz sayk!
Non-gratuitous use of ironic bed set detected…
BINGLOL!!
ickle li’l tickle
Uncle! Uncle!!
PB2K….where u bin,mai fren ????
Besides sleepin ???
ohai, Eeck! I’z jes bin sleeping teh day awai. Mai blud cownts ar going bak down affer teh kemo I had last week, an so teh kittehs an I ar jes hanging owt on teh cowch watching teh tv (todai, dere iz a Dr. Who marathon on SciFi, so iz awl gud)
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How’re fings wif yoo?
Oh,ai iz gud.U will has to go to teh last pik & reed wut happened to mai Zoey kitteh yesserday…..
Iz teh transplant still set fer next month ??
Ai haz been lukkin at cookie recipes to see wut ai can baykes to bring u in teh hospital…
*heds orf to last pikky to reed wuht Zoey got up to yestidai*
I’z glad she’s awl okai, an yur nayburs ar too!
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*returns, shaking mai hed*
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Oh deer, Eeck! Dat iz wun sillee kitteh! I lettid teh kittehs awn teh balkonee yestidai, too, but tehy didn’t stay owtside bery lawng. But den agin, I duznt haz a climbee fing awn teh balkonee.
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Yep, teh transplant iz still awn fer next monf! I heerd last week dat mai insurans has appruved teh transplant, so teh kittehs are happitayl dat tehy dont has to go to teh werks to pai fer it.
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Nom nom nom nom! I lubs cookies! Nom nom nom nom!!
Yesh,ai red yer kittehs update awn teh cheezfrens site….dey be gud writers !!!
dang, i no can haz time to go to cheezfrenz …
anyone want to see da pic of da birdee wen he freed it can see it mah
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Ohai Qasim! Izza kyoot birdee. Himz is doin ok?
ohai, PB2K! good to see you!
howze fings?
*passes o’er humongus tin o’ Walker’s Shortbread to celbraet kittehz not hasing to werk*
O hai, sweetpea. Thoz Walker’s Shortbread jus HAPPEN to bee amongst mai favorietz. Mai ai hav wun?? Ai will *crunch* nom it to celeebrate teh insurance paying fur teh transplant! YaY! PB2K!
i alwayz new JCH40K had good tayste!
*passes over new ginormaus tin to Janet*
careful, they be addiktif!
An haow u doin?
Iz gud tew see yew back here…hope yer kittehs be taekin’ teh gud cares ov yew!
Stop it, I gonna p
Kitteh bees iynfoarmul awn tihs Mundane maurnyng;
Jes lyieyng roun iyn her wite sokkxx;
An tew reidiotrate mai frustratshuns wif teh current state ov ICHC…
Mai inner feelin’s, let mii show yew dem:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1541438
((splort warning level : high))
so da cute kittehs which made me splort thrice mean dat ICHC ins’t funny anymoar
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i haz a sad..
Noooo! Iz becuz awl teh newish lol image files iz missin!!!
Doan be sad….{{Hashim}}
{{{{MDbelle}}}} }}} i sad 2 butter wii wheel sirvibe
mai vry nawt sekond tri atta lol iz lawst inner 2 teh serva krash vortex
{{{{Hashim}}}} too, commints sqwerrling naow??
Ohai 2wh2blk. Yew is noob herez?
Ohai Mdbelle, sinz aproll oar may mayB? wear inna merryland r u usta live?
Teh Severna Park-age, but Ai werked in Naptown and went to skool in Catonsville…but nao I’m in SC.
Very Nice 2 meet you, itiz gud 2 kno peeps
inna mai timezonez adn wetha patternz
Sew, yer in teh Naptown Ai fink so?
yep Eastpawt 2 b eggaxt adn i whent tu Souf Rivr HS looooong tyme eggo inna phew yers i b gonetu mai thre0 yer union
oOo…I used tew werk at teh William Paca Howse & Museum Stoar & History Quest in downtown, sew I know teh area well…
Mah poyntee fangs: let me show yoo them!
OOOooo, dey lookz fyne, aifinkso.
bud, naught feeel soe gud, akchewalley!
I maeks yoo real tickles, k?
**tickles kitteh1**
Hah! Ho ho ha! NU! De oder kitteh!
Pray fur merci!!!!
i prais hard! Ho ha hah!1 *SPLORT*
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Dat wurks tu…
Ohno!!!!!!!!!
*luks fur bwains*
Whair’d dey go??????
Dey wen tu teh fridge tu eat cheezburgers. I install mouf on brane.
You want won?
oOo…den I can jest send teh bwain tew go eet, and nawt gain wait?
Yess an da bwain get biggur su you smarter!1
I liek. Do want.
Yoo gotz tu SPLORT furst…
Cannawt splort wifout teh kyoot….oh, but kudos on yer MLB kitteh…iz funny, becuz Ai maed a baseballz kitteh ov teh same pickture!
Whai fank yoo! Ai got teh inspirayshun frum a artcicle abot banin hip bumps on MLB.
If yoo neds kyote tu SPLORT:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1205813
Ai iz biiig fab ov teh MLBness…do dew watch, oar jest random article?
jess randum artcicle on yahoo.
ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-top-5-reasons-why-MLB-should-ban-the-hip-bum?urn=mlb,87384
Ai sawed dat wun, Ai fink so.
ooooooo! patschwerk qwuilt n silleh patschwerk kitteh!!! i can haz bof of dem?
Maybe yoo splort if I tickel yoo? *tickel1*
Is yew iz ticklin’ mii?
Yess! *tickel tickel1*
Nuuuuuuu! *giggoles histericowly* Yew *teehee* iz *hehehehe* EBIL! *colaspes into pile ov giggles an’ dies a little*
=D *rumages fer yoar bwain in teh pile ov giggoles*
oh i tink deres another SPLORT victim…
we need choklit asap!
here u go maryland belle, haz sum choklit
da best cure fur SPLORT!
Ai wil tickul an snorgul yu from naow til teh cowz com hoam
Ahhh thats my cat! – my sweet luca
nice lolcat^^
Congratulashunz!!! i can haz yr kitteh?
No i’m sorry – i know him since his birth. I was there – its mah baby!
Inbizibul oar knot, ai’m jumpin’ on dat tummeh an’ snorgling kitteh! yummeh!