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Mebbe goggie will halp?
WiljamiDzay!… Yoo haz nawt secund for neerly 2 hrs n noobudy sed Wooo Hooo, Yippi Yea.
Aim noo to dis spot, but kan ai ofer u parti? Hau bout drinki uv Orange / Mango juice wit wodka? Ai no Orange / Mango juice iz not abailable in Eeu Ess uv Ay, but ai luvs itz in Australia. Ai sendz y sum. Y tri it wit wodka. Then wii dans. Wut dans u like?
Congrats WiljamDzay-too early heer for me to be dansin or sharin vodka- just nursin mai nawt-sekund cuppa cawfee- but ai’ll watch ya’ll!
Noe wodka 4 meh eater jet.. Gotsta get bakk 2 haus furst from wurk (iz 2pm heer). Fank u owl 4 konga-ratz thoe
Yew be sillie…ov coarse wii has teh orange/mango juicey…an teh orange pineapple…and teh cranberrie apple…and *mutters looooong list of juices under breath*
Anywho…Ai has tew deel wif teh juices in teh mornin’ at mai werk, so’s Ai noes deese fings!
Happee nawt second WiljamiDzay!! Iz urly in teh dae, but Ai tappee toze adn swae inna chare wile Ai haz mai cawfee tu sillybrate ur tawp spot.
I still just don’t get Snoopy
Ooh! I getz u! Snoopy on wruf uv goggy haus!
goes kitteh want 2 take hooman to da vet…
hoomin shud obay eviel warlord kitteh ov darkness wif mittenz and srsly kyoot goat e =^..^=
gud job tuxie kitteh, ai sees no reddy bluddy on teh whites fur!
Tuckseedo kitteh bemindingz mee ob mai Gizmo *sob*. Hoapingz fur n00 kitteh s00n t0 mend Gizmo-shaep-whole-in-hart…
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awww….poohbear…ize sooo sowwy
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Iz otai…Gizmo be in kitteh happieland…an’ den yew can has nuther kitteh tew gibes teh luves tew…becuz…in de end, teh luv yew taek iz eekquel tew teh luv yew maek.
Thx all fur gud wishes! Hoapin fur n00 kitteh t0 give foreber h0me…
Ai soooo sowwy, Poohbear3931, dats sew owwweeyy. Mai simpafee ty yu. Ai hoeps yu cans git nu fluufy behbeh suun.
Boi, kitteh, awl taht pooshing adn shuhvyng yuu hadda duu;
noe wundur yuu bees soe tyred!!!
hyuoomin rlly dyd nawt wunt tuu goes iyn tehre;
baah..hoomans X(
Nao who’z gonna go tu da v-e-t?
Sry hoomin, tiem fur ur colonoscopy.
On noes….nawt teh colonoscopy!! Ai r nawt KATie Furic!
Even after visiting this site since it was only a few pages full of cats, I still can not read half of the comments people make on the pictures.
I think I’m lolleriterate
Lolleriterte is purr-fectly gud lol-speak, Thomas! You are FTW.
Dat won should go in te Wiki.
(There is a reference to look up the commoner expressions. It’s labeled “Wiki” in blue in the second line of menu picks at the top of the page. Aside from that, we are all making it up as we go along, so don’t worry. )
Hi Thomas!
When I first started reading the comments, it would take me forever to try to get through them – I was SO slow.
But, now that I have gotten used to it, I can read it as fast as normal English. It just takes time.
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K ai finely wurked out whn noo pic go up. Mai international clok sez itz midnite Honolulu tyme. Dat is abowt 8pm mai tyme.
Hai! No wunner ai nevver not furst! Thet when ai havvin dinner n reelaxin n tawkin to husbin n wachin TB. Mai husbin wud nevver unnerstan if ai goes to tawk on puter. He kant reed lolspeak cos uv disl…dysl… dis lectrical…cant reed gud (but WAY not stuppee).
Iz 12.21 pm in teh arbtern00n in TeeneeTineeIngerlanb…
Aah! But iz thet yestrday or toomorro?
*in misterious voise*
Purrhaps…
Tukkseedo Kitteh
yoozes Nom Nom Peetza 2
getz Hewminz inz cayjj
Tukkseedo Kitteh
willz shipz Hewminz 2 Aboo
Dawbee, lyke Nurmill
Wenz Hewminz arz gawn
Kitteh canz shipz Dawggeh 2
enneewayrz awn Urff
Jack.
But nao who openz de gusshifuds?
triksee kitteh!
elebenty-fifty cheezburgurs for jack!!
Ailz bee much moar intersted in puttin up comments on pics n noo lols whn my lost lols n pikturs cum bak. Pleez Cheezburgerz — ar u makin progrez?
I’m sure that they r working on it.
Since we can’t do ennyfing bout it, we mite as well juss get on wif it and hab a gud tiem, like we always do here!
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I hab a liddle sign dat says “Most fings u wurry bout, neber happen.”
Keep hope alive, MarfaV!
Dis luks liek mai new kitten , Caspian!! Sew kyuut!! Only Caspian rarely holds still…gotz to be jumpin, bitin, climbin, teasin goggie…
Ohai, luvscatsVA! Hao old is yor kitteh? He sownds lyke hez full uv kitteh-energy. So’s mah Dexter – he gits an energy surge arownd 4 or 5 in teh mornink. Ay had furgottin hao much vim an vigor a yung kitteh haz . . .
Him haz 3 months July sekund.
Him sounding bery, bery lobable ~ an grate naem!
Thnx, Poohbear! Hope yuu find a new bebbeh kitteh to help fill ur hart wif kitteh luv and snorgles!
Wait…I tink I heers sumfing in dere…I tink it’s trying to say sumfing.
Yeah, rite, kitteh, like hoomins nose hao to speak! *pbththth*
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Again, trying WAY too hard. Not funny at all.
Agin, bein’ waaay tew annoing. Nawt fun at awl.
Iz feline sowwy for dis lolololol… he’z reely missin auwt…
Maby he’z nawt tryin hard enuff himselfs?
Oar rafer traiing tew hard nawt to see teh punny?
Oar mebbe hims jest a butt-munch.
Mebbe hims neber got top-spawt-nawt-sekund-furbest-frum-last eber? Tihs cud maek hims miserabubblol…
Ai m go-ink wit teh “butt-munch” theery.
ROFLOL
*nert*
Mai lol-senses smellz a troll..
I tink we’re getting sum drifters frum the Failol Blog ober heer. Dey won’t last long, i purrdict.
wats ‘troll’ in lol speak?? i know da literal meaning…
any help would be nice kthxbai!
Ohai Hashim. A troll iz sumwon hoo haz no scents of hyoomore, adn duzn’t “get” wut lolcats iz awl abowt. Dey r oberlee critical, meen adn/oar stoopy. Dis cuvverz teh jist ov it, Ai tink.
mennee tymz r jus dum, lazee, malishus teens hoo lyk to stir da pot, as it were, n get peepl ajuhtaytd
dey jus post to cawz trubl, dey liv for dat
asept if dey is pink an floofy, den dey is just a Stend, and dey r ok.
I nebber scene enneewon yooz teh wurd Stend. Iz it a akro… akroa… duz teh ledders stand fur sumthing?
hashim
trollz is peeps taht don unnerstands taht no wun makes tehm come here an be essposed to our funtimes.
Scuze meh, lolololol,
cud u show meh which ov ur LOLz hab maed teh front page?
yesh, lollylol
ai wud laik tew see dat tew…….. we awlways apprsheates talented peeps
I no unnerstands why human so resistant, it ar for himz own gud
Nawt gud! When Ai wuz a widdle fing, mai “fwiends” twicked mii intew getting intew goggie krate (hey, I was liek awl ov six, otay?). Did nawt want.
Much pleh! Gud jub wuz nawt an refrig.. regifer… cool box thing! How gettingz owt? Did Mumkitteh sabe y00?
Auntkitteh had tew resque mii. Nawt ebben mai auntkitteh…teh auntkitteh ov teh “fwiends” whut shut mii in!!!!
u liv in SC 2, maryland belle? waer at?
i saw it awn ur pwofiel.
sometimes kidlets can be really mean!
I hopez U maniged to geddout soon
Wen Ai wuz widdle, mai bruvvers adn sizturz toald mii Ai wuz a marshun adn dey wuz sendin mii bak tu marz. Dey toald mii teh wardroab wuz a spais ship, stuk mii innit den spind it rownd adn wuddint let mii owt. Sumtymes, teh siblings r teh pleh!
Ai alwayz tell mai kidz- “Sumdai yuu will lub ur brudder and sisterz” but yuu gotz to wunder…
Troo. Ai dew lub dem nao, adn wii kan eben laff at teh stoopy tings wii did tu eech udder az kidz.
I dunno ’bout dat. Mai twinlet kittehs, wen dey bee littuler, R frens gotted a new goggeh hoo sleept in a krate. Kidlets playd in and sleept in deh doggeh cratw, an wannid to get doggeh crates at howm to sleep in ’sted of dere beds.
Awww, looks just like my kitty Sweet Thing when he was a baby.
*tickles tuxie*
*draws curkles wif toe in durt, abashedly* i’m so sowwry, i forgetted to maek teh burfday greetings yesturday… hadda get teh sunnydayskool lessun reddy for teh kidlets, tehn i just… forgetted. i’z sowwry. i hope i not lefted anywun owt hoo had teh burday yesturday…
*annowncmint* teh burfday fairy will be on vacashun frum july 28 to august 2. any an all volunteerz for substitoot burfday fairy are welcom!!
an now… HAPPEE BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz and trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!! an yesturday too!!! heerz caeks, fettiz, funny hats an frooty bevrijes ob yor choyse!!!
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awww. burday fairy- you teh catz meyow.
sundayskool fr kidlets- i bet yr a gud teecher.
oh, fank you, sweetpea.
I try, my hubby an me take turnz. we haz teh 11-turning-12 yeer oldz, tehy is old enuff to be smart an liddle enuff to still be kyoot. an owr yunger boi iz in teh class too. 
i haz 2 weeks to get teh lessun reddy, but duz i do it ahed ob time? noo, i alwuz leevz it to teh las minit…
Naow tek him tu teh vet. Maik him kno haow it fiilz!
AWW!
SPLORT!