Tonight on Medical Mysteries…
Tonight on Medical Mysteries…
i jus protectin babee frum dingoz.
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nawt-sekkund?
WOO HOO! Nawt-sekkund!
Cleerly, Kitteh1, nawt sekkund – congrats!!!
*twerl, twerl, clap, clap*
*fall in heep from deh effurt in teh heet*
*hanz owt popsikklz an’ kold watrmellin* here … is too hawt foar drynk *and* fuud, I juzt hanz owt dis stuf.
Aer yoo trually a kitteh? *goes sun bathing* We kittehs LUV hotness!
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We can has slushies!
jes, nd awlsew hav ae miwkshaek wif doz non-fuds.
(kitteh1) Iz owr ekseptid custum to nawt brag. If yu hab onur tu commint b4 ennybddy els yu trai tu sai sumfing witty abowt da pikshur nd sum wun els gibz yu congarulashunz wif ofurz ub drinkz, singing nd dansing. Semes ebreebuddy haz awredy 4 gibben yu. Nekz tiem yu noze beddur?
Kitteh1ihazit, gmawairsgrenshuz didn’t say dat to maek u feel sad. She juss told u so u (and enny buddy else dat waz reeding) wud kno.
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Teh way I seed sumwon splain it (don’t member hoo) waz dat wen u see “no comments” u hab to fink ov a BERY funney and wittee comment. Sumtiems, u hab an OK comment, but nawt a grate one. Den, u juss let sumwon else dat mite habs a grate comment, go before u. Dat iz teh hardest fing.
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Iz nawt juss a race to see hoo can make teh nawt second comment…iz much more ov a contest to see hoo can make teh BESTEST COMMENT. Wen we had teh burgers fur voting, sumtiems teh second or third comment wud get higher burgers then teh nawt second comment. Teh high burgers waz teh fing to strive for, nawt juss teh top spot. Since teh burger voting went away, sumtiems it seems moar like a race, and it waz diffrent in teh VB (Voting Burger) Days.
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Then, affer ur maek a reely smrt comment, and u gets teh top spot, u act all cool and nonshallant, liek a kitteh wud. U luks round, liek it waz no beeg deel *lik lik blink blink*
Then Cheez Peeps cum and tell u wat a grate comment u made and we gets teh partee started!
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So kitteh1ihazit, u shud hab a happee! I iz happee fur u!
Nobuddy want u to hab a sad.
Heer, I baked sum cormbread wif honey baked into teh top (IRL).
Hab a peece!
*gibs kitteh1ihazit a tanker-truck ob deir favrit drynk. Then, wen they’re drunk, he sneeks into dey’re brayn and remoobs da sad adn replayses it wib a wize adn a happy.*
Deer kitteh1ihazit – do nawt hav a sad. There iz no way yoo cud knoe!
{{{{{kitteh1hazit}}}}} It iz a lawng standing custom heer – but moast noo peepl, if tehyar nawt longtime lurkers, wudn’t noe it.
Waht Romeo said iz teh way it iz. An wehn sumwun noo wud just say “first,’ tehy wud get a verree low burger count – an we had to egg splain wai – so their felilnes wud nawt be hurted.
The prlbim is, ov corse, teh dreded ‘brayne freeze.” Menee peepl, when confrunted wif teh “no comment,” freeez up an cant think ov wun thing clever! AiI doo! Taht’s wai aiso rarelee am in teh tawp spot.
We want to celbrayte teh purrson hoo iz nawt awnlee fast – but can think ov sumthing reelee clever wehn under enormous presshur.
There ar – ov corse – egg cepchuns. Laik wehn we ar having a big partee an sumwon comes awt wif a big speech.
So dont feel bad! We awl hav bin there – ai used to thing you were SUPPOSED to shout “first!”
but i tink dis ‘nawt-sekkund’ iz vewy vewwwwwy funnie!!!
If i hadz a kitteh attached to mai head, i’d nvr get teh surgerez!
I’d unttach kitteh an tehn keeps it!
ezaktly
babi iz esp… exp…… expi………… kin be throed awai
D: I herds it was gunna becom kitteh…
An namez him ‘Brain’.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
I think so, Brain, but why do lolruses tapdance on tuesdays?
::snerk::
::snork::
::guffaw:
LOL!!!
Mai blak kitteh wehn ai wus a kittn yewsd to sleep awn mai hed. Was toasty in teh cold winter, but waking up in teh morning wiv a facefull of kitteh butt…nawt so gret, ackshully.
Lawl! Eww, gwoss!
scotty !!! look at what came back thru the transporter !!!
damnit jim, I’m an engineer, not a doctor !!!
I’m an engineer, not a veterinarian/pediatrician!
Simeez twinz…yer doin it off teh wall.
Is nawt Simeez twinz, is tabby twinz.
My huzbin kallz dat channul “TLC Myutint Baybee Netwerk” LOL
Ohai {{{{{Elfie}}}}] Ai just se yur taxonometer. WIN
O.O whar yu see it?
wuz it on voeting?
LOL which wun yu see?
prittee stripee kittee haz hard tyme eatin gushfud wid big bebeh stuck too her hed!
I dunno. It can uze it tu swat obber kittehs, squish teh gushifuud, all kinds ob useful thyngs.
Kitteh: hey kid, gives mee the pasafire, u is hoggin….
Don’t bogart that binkie, my fren.
Of all teh play pens in all teh towns in all teh world, she flops into mine.
Play wif it, Sam.
Iz still teh same old fing
A fite for lub and bling
A case of fud or cry
Teh whirled will always welcum kittehs
As rhymes goes bai…
FTW – @@@@@!!
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(thunderous applaws – floofee paws clapping)
Encore! Encore!
*clapping floofy paws so hard kitteh litter flies al ber teh room.*
I kan eben sees/hears Dooley Wilson playing/singing it, wif a kitteh lounging on top ov teh piano….
Woot! Woot! Gud wun!
Wa’s dat noisy, stinkee growff cummin outta dat kitteh’s hed?
Poor kitteh.
i is gunna adopt teh kitteh and babeh. Teh babeh shall groe up tu be a hooman slave fer kitteh!
Nebber mine taht–wutz taht stuff commin outta teh behbeh’s udder end? Phew!
no what
On the plus side, this kitteh would have a very hard time escaping teh collar. Too bad babeez doan grow up fastur. Kitteh will have to wait a while befoar babeh can walk.
Iz it nameded bebeh kitteh?
Kitteh says: “Mebee a dingo will eat dis bebeh?
Sum of mah new lolz wurk! Please to be chek and rate
Iz dat bebe’s aiz glowin liek Basement Cat’s?
Tabby Twinz?
awww! too cute
you’re blog is awesome!
I want a kitteh tached to MY head tooo
Posable Fumms an Kitteh….togevver, tehy rool teh whirld!
BWAHAAHAAHAA!
Pic fum babee-kitteh-siamese tiwns sexshun of Teh Enqyyyrer.
Pic from teh baby-kittey-siamese tiwns sexshun of teh Enqyyyrer.
In a major upset todai dureeng hed tu hed competishun…hyoomin babbeh came away viktoreeus wit teh cawveted binkie trohfee. Stripey kitteh wuz uncunsol…uncawnsohl…berry depressed.
WIN!
Ai didnt gets da joke until Tamara postd.. ^^;
siamese cat (doing it wrong)
culd da kitteh possibly NOM da baby…
I fink dat teh bebeh wud fall into teh category ov kibble.
Kitteh prolly prefers gushi fud.
yeah ur right
Oar mebbee kitteh jes haz sehpahrashun ankxyietee;
(hasta sleap rite nexxt tuu bebbeh, oar feals depryvid ov hyoomin kumpahnyonshipp)
Is it me, or is that cat a Siamese?!
Thank you! Tip your waitresses, I’m here all week.
Purrhapz the kitteh shud hav ben a Siameez? I do hopes dat it waznt sed befor in da comentz. If so I doo apologiz.