Leaving car at home,
Leaving car at home, Mysteriously not saving gas.
mebbeh u shud run ur car on meow diesel.
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Ai jjust gawt mai purmit.
Congrats on getting ur purrmit AND teh top spot!
Are u full ov martoonees from LCB’s swim or may I gets u sumpfin else?
*waves hands in teh air and does happy feets danse*
*blinks slowly like Kismet does, happitails like Serenity does, Jumps up on hind legs and grabs your leg, rubbing head all over your thigh like KB does* YAY!!
Nawt 2 b drinkin adn drivin.
Dat’s wy yu do it as a teem effurt. Yu drink, teh kitteh drives, adn teh goggie drives yu to drink.
Yay! Granmagreenshuziz, y00 kan haz purrmit. Wut y00 want for danziz an dwinkies?
Ai be doing teh Hokey-Pokey cos Ai knoa Ai wasn’t REELLY top-spawt but still be thinking Yay! Mai sekond nawt-sekund… An Ai am habbing concatenashuns fur maiself! Yay!
conga rats 2 awl r cudderz!
Mee—wheee!!
.
(YIPPEE!!!)
TOONCES, NOOOOOOOO!
so dats why kitteh so tired…always out doin secret drivin
Praktisin fur dribing-test. Gonna be a HUWJ suprize fur Mumkitteh wen test be passeded.
Dribing test nuffing. Deez kittehs aer prakticin four teh wuld rally dribing champiunships.
kitteh’s burnin sum rubber!
Tied-fur-nawt-sekund (okay nawt in teh top spawt) compradore: wut y00 want fur dwinkies an dans? Musik kan be Beetle toon taht Romeow sed “Furbabeh y0 kan dribe mai kar”. So meebe Teh Frug? An fur dwinkies?
Yay fur gmawairsgreneshuz, mes suh, an poohbear3931!! Yoo awl hav a freeway TY – ai think we nao cawl it a BRAID!!
An gud commintz awl! 
This meen yoo can awl taek a trip to teh fabulolso TY Boo Teek. There ar so menee nice things yoo can get there!
Cweenmj, hoo manajez teh TY Boo Teek fur gibbocat, hoo iz reelee bizzee rite nao, iz nawt heer – at leest – ai dont think so – to show yoo around.
But there ar teh boblolhedded kittehz – awlwaiz reelee popular (ai hav wun ov them!), teh Cheezland snoglobes, teh kitteh chess sets, teh kitteh eerrings an silk kitteh scarves – an sooo much moar!
An ai think teh PI stawl mite bee open too! Doo yoo know taht they ar maeking Romeow’s faymouse Lemon Barz nao??? Ai think there mite bee sum fresh wuns. I smell sumthing reerreee lemonee and yummeee smelling!
Silk kitteh scarf ~ WANT!
An Ai am lubbing teh Limmon Merengi PI…
Yu can ownli hab 3.141592653 surbings ov Pi.
Iz taht recurringz?
Nao, but yu can fynd a slice tu yower tayste heer:
http://www.angio.net/pi/piquery
Then it iz yurs. Luk – they com in red oar yellow oar bloo oar green. Yoo can hav wicheber yoo wants. They ar SOOO charming ai think! Yoo can tell ebreewun hoo admirez it taht yoo got it at teh faymous TY Boo Teek!
Bloo iz mai fabourite colouring. But Oxford Bloo or Cambridge Bloo?
Oh deer! Well – heer ar TWO bloo wun. Luk – wun iz dark bloo – ai think taht is teh Oxfor bloo??? An this wun iz much lighter. Iz taht teh Cambridge Bloo ov wich yoo speek?
Yoo know, gibbocat hisself iz frum TeeneeTineeIngerland, so ov CORSE he wud hav stokked both ov teh faymous bloo wuns.
Doo yoo hav a favorite wun?
Well, Ai thinking bout taht an desided mi fabourite is “petrel bloo”. Ai beleeb tihs col0ur bringing owt teh bloo ob mi eyes. Cambrij Bloo is sorta funny, teh rowing col0ur iz liek a lite turqwoiz.
Ohhh – yoo hav bloo aiez?? Hao nice. Mine ar a sort of grayee green – oar greenee gray – depending upawn waht ai am waring.
But ai hav awlwai thot teh bloo aiez were reelee pritee!
An ai hav just thot ov a nawt second partee we cud haav. Ebeewun cud say what color aies he oar she haz. It wud bee fun to know!
ai has goldy brown aiz.
OOH! Taht iz so purrfekt wif yur lion-ish nayme!!
Haz y00 reeched tipping poiwnt yett?
Yay yay yay! Tied for nawt sekund ~ I can haz nawt sekund!
*Duz Hokey-Cokey Dans an gibs self cup-o-tee*
Oh boy, my SECOND nawt-sekund, furbest frum last, oh boy!!!!
LOL!! It iz so nice to see peepl reelee happee at teh nawt second! It iz reelee fun, isn’t it?
Ai hav nawt had verree mennee of them – but eech taim it wuz a thrill. Ai suffer frum teh dredded brayne freez – so it iz verree hard fur mee to do wun! Bai teh taim ai hav a half way gud thing to say, elebenty odders hav dun it fastur!
Yus, nawt-sekund iz a warm an fuzzy eggsitement feeling. Ai hab onlee dun it twise s0 far but iz bedder tahn kittehnip (almost).
ais nebber got teh nawt sekund, an sew looks forewared to it, but feers ai hab teh brayn freez whenebber it happuns. mai ober fitty brayn, let me shows u it.
driver kitteh is berry good safe driber kitteh, as it appeers teh seet belt is on!
U made a freeway nawt sekkund? Freewayz iz gud for drivin.
Yus. In TTI tehy iz cawlld “Motorway” so freeway pun nawt reely wirking ober hear. To0k me sum time t0 wirk taht wun owt…
YU ‘cross-the-pond-cuzzinz hasta “wirk things out”, but wii has to “figure things owt”. Yoo say “potaytoe, wii say…
Noes! We ses spud!
Rollin rollin rollin
keep dose kittehs rollin…
“herding cats” take a look!
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
I lub teh guy wif teh lint brush.
SO gud.
Hurding dem fru jello iz wut ai du moast ub da tiem.:lol:
Ohai ebreebuddy. Ai wuz wokkin obur tu trai tu fined mai abatar nd sede “no commints” did nd den crashed. so yu had tu start da sillibrashunz wifowt me. Ai finkso owr supoart staf iz awn sub attic ul tudai. hole lawtz ub pikshurz ar nawt abalabul. Partee awn.
We haz that problem too…and I don’t drive as much as I used to.
Let kittehs do teh driving for u.
bedder yet—et teh kittehs poynty endz doo teh shopping frew teh lello payges!
Kitteh makes secret cheezburger run.
I can has bacons on mine? An ongion ringses?
Ai purrrfur mai cheezburgerz playne (just ketchup, mustard, relish an onions!!) but ai wud luv to joyne yoo fur teh ongion (ongion??) rings!
Unjun ringses. Wif some kepich.
Teh. Yum.
Real wuns, wif real onjinz, not dem frozenintehbagyuckyones.
kitteh at ordering speaker:
“Meow! meow meow meow meow meow! d@mmit, meow”
gets salad insted.
cul this camed out wile i wus in lol cat builder makin a lolcat: “time cat iz watchin u”
Kitteh iz moonlighting az pizza delivery kitteh.
*snortle*
Yeah? Hau mani pizzas get lawst en-route?
Eat your heart out Toonsis!
darn you toonces, the driving cat !!!
LOL! That’s what I was thinking too! But Toonces, oh my, poor Toonces. He got hurtz a lot, didn’t he?
Toonces must have cheezburger…
Toonces not known fr bein a hypermiler.
His driving patturn wastez teh gas.
…and cars.
Wares teh gecko wen u needs him?
gecko rates Toonces insurance risk as “do not want.”
Toonces retalyates, noms gecko… inshurins co. needs noo spokespurrson.
Toonces needz a highbread.
Dat wud solve one ov teh prolems.
You know, kitteh, u reely can’t say dat u caught teh mowse, iffs u juss ran ober it. Roadkill duzzn’t count – eben iffs u waz driving.
LOLz, Romeow!!!
Duz kitteh uze doez pedle xtendur fingies? Gud kitteh, fur werrin yur sefbelf.
Kitteh habs to ware teh seetbelt or risk gettin a tikkit!
or getin hoit in akcedent…
teh fuhr meyeht flie…
kqik it or tifit
Klunk Klik Ebery Trip!
>snerk < snort<
Dat kitteh is drybean meh nutz.
Asked a kitteh wat she wanted to b
She said baby, can’t u see
I wanna be famous, a star on teh screen
But u can do somefing in between…
Babee y00 kan dribe mai kar-ar-ar! Anytaime…
Kaybee yu kan driv mai kar
Yes ur gonna bee a star
Kaybee yu kan driv mai kar
An’ Kaybee I luffs yu… myow-myow myow-myow PURR!!!!
I hart KB.
KB bee wun grate kitteh. Ai went looking fur anubber kitteh at Kitteh Home (t0 mend teh Gizmo-shape hole-in-our-hart). Much pleh! Haz t0 be laike sitting eggsham! Write t00 paigesiz on wai y00 wants kitteh… Wut will kitteh d00 in day taime? Wear will kitteh sleep at nite-time? FTW! Put “Kitteh will d00 wut kitteh wantsiz… an mebbe let uz sleep in his bedsiz.”
Anywayhowever, tehre bee kitteh wid 3 legs. Want! Will call him Tripod. Or Teepee? Waiting fur “home visit” nao. More pleh! Haz t0 tidy teh haws.
Ai hart KB too! He iz realeee speshul!
An Ai wrote an appresiashun ov teh bravest kitteh eber, KB, but ICHC haz lost it. Pleh.
Ai went t0 teh Kitteh Home t0 see wever tehy had anubber kitteh fur teh Gizm0-shape-hole-in-teh-hart. Pleh! Laike sitting eggsham. Tw0 paigesiz on “Wy want kitteh?” “Wut will kitteh do?” “Wear will kitteh sleep?” An tehn home bisit coming! Mus tidy teh hawse, mus find vacuum cleana…
Anywayhowever, kitteh tehre wid three leggies but reely kyoot an “feisty” like tehy saying in US 0f A. Want!
Taikz 2 paijez fur “kitteh wil du wut it wanz, slepe ware it watnz,ete orf mai plait” nedez hause tu be clene? Wut du deay fink? yur duin bibisekshunz?
Taht iz mai opinions EGGSHACKLY. Kitteh duz wut it wantz, lets us sleep on teh bed (mebbe), noms wut it wants an tells us when it wants gushiefud… Wut dese peeple thinking? An tehn costing £50! Cud be getting reglar, bery kyoot babeh kitteh free an no hassle… But lickle kitteh mebbe get eaten by foxen, so want growd-up kitteh taht needing gud home.
Three legged kitthee hoo iz reely kyoot an “feisty” (yo dont say that??) cud bee reelee gud. Spehsullee since taht kitteh mite hav moar problims finding a luving fureber hoam.
Ai think it wud bee reelee wunderful if yoo cud taek hur.
An yoo know what? ai wuz just thinking taht ai/we shud maebee take teh taim – if we hav rittin sumthing speshullee nice (or long!) to kwik copee it. Then if it getz eeten bai teh ebil WP, yoo cud just doo it again.
Taht iz eggsellent ideah, JCH4K. Ebil WP kan bee much pleh on occasionz, liek.
Ohai, {{{{{Janet}}}}} ai finkso we hab nawt hurd frum {{{{{[pb2k }}}}}in sebrul daiz. Maibe Ai em just at rong tiem? hoap she hab nawt tuk a trun fur wurs.
Reellee!! Yoo know, ai wuz just thnking ai hadn’t seen hur. But ai havn’t been heer awl the teim either. Thot ai mite just hav mist her.
It’s too layte nao – but ai think ai will trai to cawl hur tomorrow. It maeks mee werried, too!
Um, I finkso she has been awn cheezfrenz. Nawt berri mush, but I has seen her dis weekend. Dis mornin, in fact.
Thanks MelONyz! Taht iz reelee gud to know. Ai doo werree a lot, ai knoe. Purrrhaps too much – but ai cant help it.
Hmmm…dats phunee…teh car doez nawt luk liek a Beatle.
liek a rowll ling stohn
liek a rowll ling stohn
liek deh eff bee eye
….
o noe, theyz comin naow!
I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
Tracy Chapman – Fass Car!
I habn’t fot ov dat in ages!
Fanks!
If yoo lykes Tracy Chapman . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DimRr79mSAs
Fast Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peWF0xdq8DA
Mountains o’ Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSO3ZW3hL1Q
All that You Have is Your Soul
Enjoy!
Look owt werld…heer comes anuvver drivin kitteh!! (hopefullee Toonces won’t be jellus)
Tihs kitteh iz bery, bery gud an consentrating teh hardest. Passing teh dribing test furst taime, Ai think so, yus.
Looks owt, Toonces!!!!
{skreeeeechhh!!!!}
Owt pickin up teh gurleh kittehs.
“Hey behbeh, hows yous lykes mah wheelz?”
Iz dat teh guberinator in a humbee?
Shudn’t u b hoam wif Maria?
Nope, it’s not da governator… It’s the Tooncinator! He loves to drive cars. Just not very well…
Well, I’z running down teh road
Tryin’ to loosen mah load
I’z got elebenty kittehs on mah mind…
Yay ~ wun of mai fabouriting filums liek be “Tw0 Lane Blak Top” an nao Ai reelizded tihs kitteh beminding me liek taht ~ kitteh iz Jamesiz Taylor kitteh. Bery, bery seriously dribing…
Ai alwayz liekd Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
imdb.com/title/tt0071424/
Yes xtra awsome
I hear the used to run it and Vanishing Point as a double feature!
I would love to see those in a theater back to back.
Nope…duznt luk like a Jeep/Eagle eeber.
for da wanna own meee
too da wanna shone meee
un sez shes a fwen of myyynnee…
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime
…
Riding around in your jeep or your benzos
Or in your nissan sitting on lorenzos
…
Chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
Leanin to the side but you cant speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
Noebawdee? Noez? O-tay I gib hintz. It waz sung bye Mr. July.
Will Smith’s noo definition ov summertiem madness.
TOONCES!!!!
Bin dribing al night, my paw’s hot on teh weel
dere’s mewing in my head taht dribes my deel
Itz my fud dish calling, sez there’s gushi fud here
Itz half past four nd I shifting gearz.
We got a ting taht’s called gushifud love
we got a scent in teh air, gushifud love
Wen herz lonely adn teh lawnging getz tu mush
Herz sends uh cable cuming in frum ahbov
Doan kneed noe fone at awl
Weeb gawt uh theeng dats cawld: Gushifud lub
Much yay! “Gushiefud lub” marbellous toon, concatenashuns Booklion an NC66.
many shmoos to you, poohbear3931.
You tube video of radar love eben haz windshield shot like pic above!
Brudder frum anudder mudder.
Don wurry! I getz pakkige delivur’d awn tyme!
“I’m in luv wid mai kar…”
Kitteh lissens to Queen on joyridez.
Byan May. May wat, yu ask. May get teh kitteh sum cheezburgerz.
Pik up sum milk on yr way home?
Mak shur is kitteh milk! Moo milk gib tummy ack.
kitteh culd also stop at burgur king 2 haz a cheezburger.
Royal wif Cheez, plz.
Kitteh needz to buy fud for howse of old ladies. iz going to store. K Bai.
nao ai know y mai mirrors iz alwayz mixded up when ai get in mai car sometiems.
Rayss dryburr Kitteh
wantz 2 set spedz rekkurd andz
beez NASCAT winnurr!
Rayss dryburr Kitteh
duz lapz arowndz t3h blawk 2
purrfekkt drybeeng skillz
Rayss dryburr Kitteh
maykz lawtz ubz lefft turnz. Fayllz at
parralell pawrkeeng
Jack.
ohhhhh…jack!! ai has teh aie watters frum laffin sew hard at mental immaj uv kitteh doin lapps!!
kitteh bedder at doin’ naps!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1539370
kitteh knows how to drive!! he could taek it to a car dealer and sell it and buy and nom at all teh cheezburgers and tuna he wishes
anyone has any idea for how long will this pics becoming offline last
I can still see teh pic using IE.
wat iz IE?
Internet Explorer – a web browser.
A lot of Cheez Peeps use Firefox web browser, too.
i haz firefox
Ferris Bueller kitty takes car outs for a spinz
Dats frumy !!!!
dis grumpee kitteh luks lyk iz stuk at red lite in bad traffik
postchur of stopngo frustrayshun
Yays, its TOONSES, the CAT WHO CAN DRIVE A CAR, (bt not very well)
Wel, Ai hoep Toonses iys nawt relaited tuu taht crazee CCC drivure Kitteh;
Iyf hims iys, weez beddure kleer teh streiets adn geddaowf alla teh rhoades;
Nuffin wil bees saife tehn; nawt enny kiende ov drivviyng!!!!!!
Iz Toonses!
AH! Ai haz siin tihs wan biifoar. Iz a viddy an in teh nex fraim, kitteh flipz off teh wurruld. Mebbe he iz flippin off teh flippin oiligarchs!
Duz kitteh haz a mapqwest, oar does him already knoe waer him’s going?
Washington, D.C. — Exxon Mobile was indicted today in
Federal Court for secretly employing driving cats, whose sole objective was to surreptitiously usurp fuel during car-owning conservationists’ absences, thereby increasing the oil giant’s already record-breaking profits. The cats will not be charged.
During the investigative phase of the landmark cross-species case, the cats apparently banded together, feral-style, to force prosecutors’ hands, (at risk of having them scratched off). Prosecutors agreed to pardon all the cats for the crimes of Grand Theft Auto, Joy-Riding, and Reckless Endangerment, in exchange for exposing, in their words, the acts of “those greedy *&*!, meow, growl, lying corporate bas*&$E^#@”. The cats were apparently promised large quantities of catnip and mice, and free roam of a small prairie dog colony, in exchange for the road trips, but Exxon executives were “too da&^ greedy” to pay up.
Trial dates have not been set, and no animals were harmed in the making of this story.
what happens ?