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Leaving car at home,

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Leaving car at home, Mysteriously not saving gas.

mebbeh u shud run ur car on meow diesel.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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gmawairsgreneshuz

Ai jjust gawt mai purmit.

Romeow

Congrats on getting ur purrmit AND teh top spot!
Are u full ov martoonees from LCB’s swim or may I gets u sumpfin else?
*waves hands in teh air and does happy feets danse*

elfinugget

*blinks slowly like Kismet does, happitails like Serenity does, Jumps up on hind legs and grabs your leg, rubbing head all over your thigh like KB does* YAY!!

 
jd

Dat’s wy yu do it as a teem effurt. Yu drink, teh kitteh drives, adn teh goggie drives yu to drink.

 
 
 
 
poohbear3931

Yay! Granmagreenshuziz, y00 kan haz purrmit. Wut y00 want for danziz an dwinkies?

poohbear3931

Ai be doing teh Hokey-Pokey cos Ai knoa Ai wasn’t REELLY top-spawt but still be thinking Yay! Mai sekond nawt-sekund… An Ai am habbing concatenashuns fur maiself! Yay!

yippee!!!

conga rats 2 awl r cudderz!
Mee—wheee!!
.
(YIPPEE!!!)

 
 
 
PMarlowe

TOONCES, NOOOOOOOO!

 
 
mes suh

so dats why kitteh so tired…always out doin secret drivin

poohbear3931

Praktisin fur dribing-test. Gonna be a HUWJ suprize fur Mumkitteh wen test be passeded.

jd

Dribing test nuffing. Deez kittehs aer prakticin four teh wuld rally dribing champiunships.

 
 
 
poohbear3931

Tied-fur-nawt-sekund (okay nawt in teh top spawt) compradore: wut y00 want fur dwinkies an dans? Musik kan be Beetle toon taht Romeow sed “Furbabeh y0 kan dribe mai kar”. So meebe Teh Frug? An fur dwinkies?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yay fur gmawairsgreneshuz, mes suh, an poohbear3931!! Yoo awl hav a freeway TY - ai think we nao cawl it a BRAID!! ;) An gud commintz awl! :D

This meen yoo can awl taek a trip to teh fabulolso TY Boo Teek. There ar so menee nice things yoo can get there!

Cweenmj, hoo manajez teh TY Boo Teek fur gibbocat, hoo iz reelee bizzee rite nao, iz nawt heer - at leest - ai dont think so - to show yoo around.

But there ar teh boblolhedded kittehz - awlwaiz reelee popular (ai hav wun ov them!), teh Cheezland snoglobes, teh kitteh chess sets, teh kitteh eerrings an silk kitteh scarves - an sooo much moar! :D

An ai think teh PI stawl mite bee open too! Doo yoo know taht they ar maeking Romeow’s faymouse Lemon Barz nao??? Ai think there mite bee sum fresh wuns. I smell sumthing reerreee lemonee and yummeee smelling!

poohbear3931

Silk kitteh scarf ~ WANT!

poohbear3931

An Ai am lubbing teh Limmon Merengi PI…

jd

Yu can ownli hab 3.141592653 surbings ov Pi.

poohbear3931

Iz taht recurringz?

jd

Nao, but yu can fynd a slice tu yower tayste heer:
http://www.angio.net/pi/piquery

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Then it iz yurs. Luk - they com in red oar yellow oar bloo oar green. Yoo can hav wicheber yoo wants. They ar SOOO charming ai think! Yoo can tell ebreewun hoo admirez it taht yoo got it at teh faymous TY Boo Teek! ;)

poohbear3931

Bloo iz mai fabourite colouring. But Oxford Bloo or Cambridge Bloo?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh deer! Well - heer ar TWO bloo wun. Luk - wun iz dark bloo - ai think taht is teh Oxfor bloo??? An this wun iz much lighter. Iz taht teh Cambridge Bloo ov wich yoo speek?

Yoo know, gibbocat hisself iz frum TeeneeTineeIngerland, so ov CORSE he wud hav stokked both ov teh faymous bloo wuns. ;)

Doo yoo hav a favorite wun?

poohbear3931

Well, Ai thinking bout taht an desided mi fabourite is “petrel bloo”. Ai beleeb tihs col0ur bringing owt teh bloo ob mi eyes. Cambrij Bloo is sorta funny, teh rowing col0ur iz liek a lite turqwoiz.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ohhh - yoo hav bloo aiez?? Hao nice. Mine ar a sort of grayee green - oar greenee gray - depending upawn waht ai am waring.

But ai hav awlwai thot teh bloo aiez were reelee pritee! ;)

An ai hav just thot ov a nawt second partee we cud haav. Ebeewun cud say what color aies he oar she haz. It wud bee fun to know!

leosmom

ai has goldy brown aiz.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OOH! Taht iz so purrfekt wif yur lion-ish nayme!! ;)

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poohbear3931

Haz y00 reeched tipping poiwnt yett?

poohbear3931

Yay yay yay! Tied for nawt sekund ~ I can haz nawt sekund!
*Duz Hokey-Cokey Dans an gibs self cup-o-tee*
Oh boy, my SECOND nawt-sekund, furbest frum last, oh boy!!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!! It iz so nice to see peepl reelee happee at teh nawt second! It iz reelee fun, isn’t it?

Ai hav nawt had verree mennee of them - but eech taim it wuz a thrill. Ai suffer frum teh dredded brayne freez - so it iz verree hard fur mee to do wun! Bai teh taim ai hav a half way gud thing to say, elebenty odders hav dun it fastur! ;)

poohbear3931

Yus, nawt-sekund iz a warm an fuzzy eggsitement feeling. Ai hab onlee dun it twise s0 far but iz bedder tahn kittehnip (almost).

mugglemary

ais nebber got teh nawt sekund, an sew looks forewared to it, but feers ai hab teh brayn freez whenebber it happuns. mai ober fitty brayn, let me shows u it.
driver kitteh is berry good safe driber kitteh, as it appeers teh seet belt is on!

 
 
 
 
 
vgersmom

U made a freeway nawt sekkund? Freewayz iz gud for drivin.

poohbear3931

Yus. In TTI tehy iz cawlld “Motorway” so freeway pun nawt reely wirking ober hear. To0k me sum time t0 wirk taht wun owt…

yippee!!!

YU ‘cross-the-pond-cuzzinz hasta “wirk things out”, but wii has to “figure things owt”. Yoo say “potaytoe, wii say…

Kermette (IRL)

Noes! We ses spud! :D

 
 
 
 
Romeow

Rollin rollin rollin
keep dose kittehs rollin…

Romeow

I lub teh guy wif teh lint brush.
SO gud.

 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Hurding dem fru jello iz wut ai du moast ub da tiem.:lol:

Ohai ebreebuddy. Ai wuz wokkin obur tu trai tu fined mai abatar nd sede “no commints” did nd den crashed. so yu had tu start da sillibrashunz wifowt me. Ai finkso owr supoart staf iz awn sub attic ul tudai. hole lawtz ub pikshurz ar nawt abalabul. Partee awn. :)

 
 
 
ChessieCat65

We haz that problem too…and I don’t drive as much as I used to.

Romeow

Let kittehs do teh driving for u.

yippee!!!

bedder yet—et teh kittehs poynty endz doo teh shopping frew teh lello payges!

 
 
 
Romeow

Kitteh makes secret cheezburger run.

DavecanhasDrTinycat

I can has bacons on mine? An ongion ringses?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai purrrfur mai cheezburgerz playne (just ketchup, mustard, relish an onions!!) but ai wud luv to joyne yoo fur teh ongion (ongion??) rings!

DavecanhasDrTinycat

Unjun ringses. Wif some kepich.
Teh. Yum.
Real wuns, wif real onjinz, not dem frozenintehbagyuckyones.

 
 
 
mugglemary

kitteh at ordering speaker:
“Meow! meow meow meow meow meow! d@mmit, meow”
gets salad insted.

 
 
saphire

cul this camed out wile i wus in lol cat builder makin a lolcat: “time cat iz watchin u”

 
Romeow

Kitteh iz moonlighting az pizza delivery kitteh.

 
jd

Yeah? Hau mani pizzas get lawst en-route?

 
 
Kenny

Eat your heart out Toonsis!

stendtrollhalismo

darn you toonces, the driving cat !!!

Caitenda

LOL! That’s what I was thinking too! But Toonces, oh my, poor Toonces. He got hurtz a lot, didn’t he?

 
 
Lo'

Toonces must have cheezburger…

 
 
catalogical humor

Toonces not known fr bein a hypermiler.
His driving patturn wastez teh gas.

Romeow

Wares teh gecko wen u needs him?

catalogical humor

gecko rates Toonces insurance risk as “do not want.”

 
TheMadLibrarian

Toonces retalyates, noms gecko… inshurins co. needs noo spokespurrson.