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Pleez 2 b letting me sux yur breth.
conga-rats, Denise!! U want som kawfee an’ daynish dis mornin?
Elfi, nao dat I kan, ai be clikkin on ebrey bodiez blu naem. I lubs yur gray stripey kitteh. Ai hab a ting for the tiggger kittehs. Oh, do yu hab sum cheeez daynis?
I haz sum cherreez daynish an’ sum bloobarryz daynish an’ sum peekan tartz an sum isskreem. I went teh shoppin’ yessurdae wen I wuz hongree, dat ar bad ideer.
That danish iz too sweetish fur me to finnish.
Norway!
*scandinavian heddesk*
Oh, we was just Ikea-ding.
We cannawt a-fjord to make jokes abowt it.
Denmark ur customer survey comment card accordingly.
Comment cards almost netherlands awn teh rite desk, tho, so whats teh point? of fillin dem owt?
It’s important to get all points of view. No man is a Iceland.
Yew r soo punnie..an a mazter of de lan gwig an ob de dubbl an-ton… tew meanins of sumfing.
eye gess yew am awl Finnisht wiv diz punstreem den??
Why, is u russia-in awf sumwehr?
We cannut affford it becuz we live in a poland.
Awl dese puns is makin me Hungary
an iz given me a spain
Belize me, itz nawt easy to fink ob a gub pun. Iran tu teh world map adn wuz Ghana pick sum names to Jamaica phun ob, butt there wuz a Latvia tu pick frum. It made my Bahrain hurt, sew I gives up and Wales quietly to maiself.
FTW!
U can haz a manee Hamburg – ers award!!!
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BTW…Nice CHRG!!!
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Ding ding ding!!!! We has a weiner!!!! (Vienna)
Gud werk, Denize… yur nawt sekond todai! Wud yu lyke drinie an danse?
Thx old lurker! This my nawt sekond, nawt sekond. I wud lyke a blk Rushan n we cn danse da tango
Halp! Ai is velcrode to yur fayse fur!
first
Nope.
an’ I bees givvin’ yu kissiz.
Mah hoomin needs sum groomin.
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Oh! Teh KEWTNESS!!!!! Teh kitteh, ai meens, nawt teh hairyguy. Hairyguy prolly fine upstandin memba of teh commewnity an kind to old ladeez an such, but still nawt as kewt as teh ikkle blak floofball kittn.
Ur rite. I knoes which one *I* would want attached to my chinny chin chin.
Awn teh udder hand, hairyguy prolly bedder at mowin teh lawn.
Isn’t that one of teh YNG’s jobs? Does u want to put a YNG outta work? However would he afford to keep clothes off his back?
butt, butt, ai fink himz be speshul gai tew lets teh kittlin kiss himz lipz…… himz lubz kittlins
Maibee he cheeted an put a treatz in himz mouf
oar a toona
oar him puttid teh vassuleen chapstix on hims mouf. Dat attrax mai kittehz laik nuffin’ elss.
whut if fuzzehguy iz teh fyrman?
Hmmm….dat’s a good point….ai will need to see him in yooniform RITE NOW to determine his level of hawtness.
I am teh Mommeh ub teh furreh gai! i must haz tell u he iz soooo kewt an alwess wuz, frum an itteh bitteh bebeh. Furreh gai iz good sun an good brudder to sibbelin’ kittehs. Ah jess LLUUUUBS mah furreh sun an kittehs just stick to him all ober deh plais. Lak glooo.
I iz velcro kitteh!
Suckin face…yer doin it inter-speshully.
I is a cheezburga trap!
gumornin kafleen…Ai bin mizzin yu.
Confoosed man say,”Hey! Why cheezburgas not makin it into mah belleh? Muss
bee dis beerd!”
Beerd say, “U putt dat shavvur down, sucka!”
Teh tought of itteh bitteh shabed kitteh is hoomerously embewwasing.
Is it juss me, or is a guy hoomin who lives teh kittehs more sexay than one who duzzn’t?
it nawt juss u. kitteh-luvin peeps moar sexay tahn non-kitteh-luvin peeps.
I luffz teh guyz who nawt onlee laik teh kittehz, but knoez how to bees naiss to dem an’ respex der kittehness. Mai ruummaet say him laik kittehz but him sumhao axpek dem to akt lyk hoomin. If dey do somefing bad toward him he sez dey ar bad kittehz but if I axplayn why dey did it him say “NO DEY NAWT FINK LAIK DAT DEY JUZ KATS”…. Him wuz meen to mai Basto wun taim. Him sqwirt sqwirt sqwirt wif wattr when punishmint wuz NAWT APPROPRYIT, so den Bazzto poopd in hims shoo…. He wuz like “See, ur kats soooo unkontrollabul!!” and I laik “um, if yu bes naiss to dem den dey nawt poops in ur shooz.” Him say “DEY JUS KATS DEY NAWT KNOW DAT”.
I begz to diffr.
Him sumtaimz iz meen to mai kitiz, laik him pix dem up when dey varee kleerlee nawt wanna be pikt up an stuff. Den he wunnerz why dey awl RREERRREEERR!!! at him an’ runnin’ awae evry taim he kom neer. “why duzznt Squeezl like me?!?!” Um, maybee kuz yu is meen to her??
I be varee reliefd when him nawt in mai howss no moar.
Maek meh sad when him so un-finking an’ un-empathetic wif mai kitiz. 
Dey iz usd to der mumma knowin’ what dey want, but he maek me keep dem in wun room or bord dem so KB nawt peez on teh noo flore. 
I kant waet to move, I missiz mai kitiz. I knowz, it ar mai howz an’ mai kittehz but iffn I let dem owt an’ Mikkul diskovers dey been naughty den him yellz at meh and maek meh kry an’ sumtymz him pix up teh KB rong an’ chux him laik him ar tatosak.
Ok I tryz nawt to krys nao.
insudentlee, mai huzbin luffz kittehs an’ knoez hao to treetz dem… he livz in teh Tennusee nao, I still in teh Okiehomar….. but him tookd teh Bazzto wiff him foar kompinee. Dey iz best-ov-frenz, Bazzto evin be lapkat nao! Huzbin an’ Bazzto has der sit-on-kowch-an-eet-taykowt-fuud rituilz whish dey bof luv. Dey has Delivery hibachi-grill fuud in Knoxvill!! Bazzto git awl happi when da delivry guy kom wif teh Hibachi-Grill fuud an’ Huzbin feed him teh tayztee shrumps an’ chikkins, den Bazzto git to lik da bowl aftr huzbin iz dun eetin.
is so yay. Mai huzbin ar gud man.
He chux KB liek him ar tatosak?
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Luk owt, Elfi! Romeow iz cummin ober and iz gonna chux Mikkul liek him ar tatosak! Him r gonna fink dat ur kittehs r angels affer he sees wat Romeow iz liek.
Iffs him doan hab respect fur ur kittehs, Romeow will “teech” him respect!
I had teh gyint skrreemin’ fit when I saw that happening… KB had wandered into the newly re-floored room and Michael went after him, Michael wouldn’t stop, wouldn’t listen, just picked KB up by the back and chucked him…. I grabbed KB and held him (he was unhurt, thankfully, but damn it, that cat’s had enough problems!!) I screamed at Michael ’til I was blue in the face but it didn’t help.
I still gotta keep the kitties well away from him or he’ll just do something #*(&$^*$&(#&ing stupid again. I don’t hit. I don’t. I’ve never been more compelled to beat the snot out of something than when I deal with Micahel. I’m feeling a bit … imbalanced right now… it’s almost 2pm and he refuses to wake up and mow the lawn (it’s finally a little cooler today and the lawn needs it!) and I’m just right on edge. 
but if I TELL him I’m right on edge, he’ll do everything he can to make me insanely rageful and then act like I’m crazy. 
{{{{{elfin}}}}} here’s a tall, kool lemonade for to drinkz out on the porch in the breezy shade.
OK elfi – I gots teh plan.
I’z bringing ober a roofee dat I’ll drop in hims drink.
.
Affer hims iz passed out, it’s ur turn. U hab had enuff anatomee to kno hao to remove hims tatosaks, rite? So, get a cuple ov dull knives and go to wurk.
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Affer hims wakes up, Romeow will give wurk him ober so teh rest ov him feels teh same way his missing tatosaks duz.
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Nite, nite, Mikkul teh Monster.
We’ll see hao tuff u r when KB iz batting ur b*llz round teh floor.
lorena bobbitt FTW!!
Note to self: Never, but NEVER, gets on Romeow’s bad side.
My tatosaks hurt just reading that and I doesn’t even has them!
Amen!!!!
::faces sideways and approaches romeow::
::scritches romeow behind teh ear adn handz him a tin ob tuna::
*wissssspurrrrrrz softleeeeeeee* himz a herz……
Oh noes!!!
Mai ignorance, let me show it tu you. I awpawlohjeyes romeow.
ai haz made dose mistaiks rots ob times………. iz hard tew tail sumtimes….. n sumtimes ai jus cummowt n asks……… saves me a liddel hoofnmouf !!
mmmphfffff?
::takes hoof owt::
Yoo mean there iz a cure furr dis disease?!?
::hedpaw::
‘kay, nao i yam confuzzled (nuttin new dere, ya i no,)
i fot Romeow teh cat, az scene in da abatar, wuz a “him”,
adn teh hyuman he ownz iz a “her”.
Lessee if I can muddle this further:
Romeow teh kitteh was a him.
Teh kitteh in teh avatar is a her named La Luz
Teh hyuman is a her.
And Leon’s getting laaaaaaaaarger!
Oh furr Pete’s sake!
::putz hoof bak in mouf::
otay, if ai follow yer lojic…….an dats a BIG if, den sweetpea is yer feline?
*puts pashunt look on faes*
no. sweetpea is the name of a plant.
here, you needs a help
*takes jamamamamakitteh’s eyeglassez & kleenz dem*
*humms a little tune frm TSOM*
*gibs dem bak to jamamamakitty*
adn if yu followed teh lojik furder, it wooda ben a kitteh who owned me, like Pumpkin, teh little ornj kitteh who pwnd me fr 20 yrs.
sumdae i’ll figger out how to get herz foto from an old borked hard drive (naemed appropriutely “Lor”, Data’s ebil twin)
OK – yoo ar sumwhat rite but nawt kwite.
Romeow teh reel cat wuz a he.
Romeow – wif whom we speek heer – iz a he. Wich iz wai teh meenee rummate ov Elfie bedder watch awt!
Teh hyooman hoo typez Romeow’s werds iz a she.
Teh kitteh in teh pickshur iz La Luz an iz a she – belawning to teh hyooman she.
See???
arms folded, toes tappin…………. hmmmmmmmmffffff
ai still sez Romeow is a herz, so der………. go sing mai boi lollipop!!
Hai sweetpea. Wai do yoo hav a “t” in yur naym nao?? An waht iz teh toon yoo ar humming?
Did yoo know taht fur a liddle wile ai thot Maus wuz a she?? Until teh taim he askwsfur Scotch insted ov hawt choklit after a sport!!
An hoo else?? Hmmm – there a reelee menee ai hav mixed up.
I fink ai will jus cawl romeow “Pat” frum nao awn.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29
yr a gud sport!!
Yoo AR a gud sport native66. An – mite ai pleez as wai teh “66?” Becuz these ar mai lukee numberz. Fur sebral reezons.
An Jamamakitty – ai will show yoo wai Romeow iz a boi if yoo laik.
Wait heer – ai’ll be rite bak.
66 iz teh yr ai wuz bornd. Sew, ai aer a native ob Suthern Kalifornia, Amerika since nine-lives-teen huntdred adn sixtee six.
ai thot that mite be wai yew had teh 66 in yer name………. tew funny, ai grad ohai skool in ’68……… we certinleeee haz a varieteeeeee ob ages here…… lots ob points ob view
J-pak, ai beleeeeb dat Romeow teh feline wuz a himz……….. but isn’t himz ober teh bridj? or iz dat nudder Romeow?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/diz-mai-squidz-dun-worry-hez-cool/#comment-177616
No! LOL! There iz awnlee wun Romeow! Teh koolest kitteh ov tehm awl.
And yes – teh reel Romeow kitteh, hoo belonged to teh human she – let uz just cawl hur – Colleen. Taht’s a nyce nayme. So teh Romeow kitteh, moast deerlee beloved kitteh ov “Colleen,” iz indeed over teh bridj.
An teh Romeow we know heer – iz a boi kitteh – Romeow teh over teh bridge kitteh az he mite hav bin were he still heer an abul to type an hav sum hyooman laik bhaviors.
An “Colleen” iz teh wun hoo maeks it awl pawssibul.
WheW!! Ai know it’s complkatemented. But it’z eezier after yoo see teh Boi Kitteh Romeow in akshun!
Oh darn! Ai furgot to say – it startz about 1/2 way down teh thred.
Maus at 10:41 says “Sorry jaded. I shall summon teh dansing boiz. . .”
oh mai!!! cool cloth on 4hed………..wavin fan in mai face……….tears streamin down teh cheeks……… dat had tew be teh funniest fing ai haz red in a lawwwng time.
cue up “yew can leave your hat on”
fanks fur sharin
Sorree jamamakitty! Ai wudda bin bak sooner, but Barney keeps jumpig up awn mai pewter!
Ai’m so glad yoo laiked it! It’z wun ov mai favoritez, but there are menee moar reelee funnie things. Haz yoo scene “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree?”
Yoo know -ai hav bin saying fur sum taim tath ai wud hav a seriez ov ICHC Great Historkul momentz.” An ai think ai shud reelee start doing it!
Mebbe wif a map o’cheezland? Arownd de edgies it sez “Here Be Mohr LOLz.”
an sumwun rillly needs to compyle deh deth haikus
Jpak, if yew goes tew teh flavva flav lolcat, ai haz awarded an ejukashunal grammy tew LCB 4 her xsellent videos!!!
re JANET’s kweschuns:
sumtimes i uses teh sweepea sign in (orijinally frum old computer which stays signed in dat way) and sumtimes i uses teh werdpress account witch has the t innit. My ICHC account hasto use the t-less wun cuz sumbuddy tooked the “sweetpea”. got awl dat?
teh sawng frum TSOM is teh “lonelee goteherd”; is jamamamakitteh’s fabrite eerwerm.
yesh, ai lurves it!!! aim werkin on teh goatherd gettin himz own profyle…
sry if ai wuz a liddel crabby tewdai………..
here him izzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1539282
wuz you crabby, jamamamakitty?
yu hasto twy harder if yew wantz uz to notice, speshully if your wantz teh symphonee, er sympathy.
um, i dint cause it, did eye?
nah………….. ai fin it wuz awl in mai hed…… and i’m done wif teh change tew!!!
wuddin lukkin 4 sympafee eider…………… ai duzznt wine or cry wolf….. ai saves teh sympafee 4 mai mamakitty
how on earf dew yew stai up so layte?
heer is a resent pik ob mai mamakitty
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1535868
her is also teh #6 pikshur on catsforobama.com
Go get ‘im, Romeow! Kick him in his tatosak for me one time, kthxBAM!
kickemowt for me!!! bad enuff to put up wif s/o attitudes, but a rummate who iz mentally abusing yew!!! oh noes, jus won’t do………. how long till yew leaf?
kthxSLAM !!!
Yeah. I be werkin’ on it.
I just saw a happy!! my car is almost paid off, which will free up about $300 a month… yay!!
This movin’ thing sucks… but my dad ar come to OK on FriedEgg until Wenzdae
(that’s 18-23 for those who care!)
Maybe we can get this whole thing packed up and done. *hopes*
yay for dad helpin!!! hard to do awl dat stuff on yerown!! if ai wuz der ai wud halp!!!
dat otter go in teh wikki under “appropriate punishment for ebildoers who mistreatz teh kittehs”
*channulling Kowardlee Lion frm Wizurd o’ Oz*
lemmee atim, lemmee atim
i cans puts tendrils in froo his stoopy ear and tie his stoopy pee brane into a not so tite he wishes he had those eerie things from Wrath of Khan to nibble on him to put im outta hims mizeree.
Soundz liek him haz strawz furr bwaines liek teh Scarecrow, cep himz nawt sew niec acksuhullee. Mehbee if wadder thrown awn him he meltz liek WWW.
Wups!
*W.W.W.
p.s. likes yr periwinkully colur’d CHRG (adn awl t’otters)
Fank yoo sweetpea. Idans gave meh this wun wen mai yeller wun popped awf and ai splorted awn teh 1000 wurd lolpic a cupla dais bak. Nao ai wearz them bof furr extra protekshun. ‘cep todai ai had tu loan jmuhj mai yeller wun wen ai cud nawt find teh CCC – mai rescyoo still haz nawt posted (see fred below).
firstZ1!!!
An a kyute beerd yoo ar!
i thought a beard was someonr hoo dated an important peep to cover up 4 reel not so disireble rela8shun ship? thou i likes the blk floofy kitteh (not the hair beard guy so much)
Agree! Beerd: I dun tink yoo no whut dat meenz…
I heer iz whut da potenchul Rep Veep iz getttin….
U rite. Hims breff smells lyke bukkit.
Tess ting if lynk b workins. Pleese 2 b xquoosed.
Linkee works fine
B she springlin magic dust on al teh kittehs, or collectin it frum tehm?
Awwwww … frum nauw on Ai will says hers b collectin teh magic dust FRUM teh kittehs.
Thanks, BGee!
CBSB, I nawt seen yu in mennie mennie moonz!! hao yu bees doin?
Ai nawt seen any ob u in mennie moonz! OHAI!!!! (as ai fink u may have missed it, ai wuz wunse SJ – but mai abatar from WP was teh pleh. Fanks to Kafleen teh donkey ai has been rebranded (ouchie) as martoonie)
srsly CBSB, whar/hao u bean?
Hai guise!!! Fanx fur teh heerows welcum!
Ai has bean crashin an bernin in mah lyf butt am startin 2 cum up frum teh ashis.
Ai loss mah apartmunt aftur Ai can has mono aftur Ai loss mah jawb. Mooved in wiff gud frens.
Reely weerd tym ov lyf. Kinda scawy. Kinda OK.
Wuz abul 2 keap mah littel fambly 2 gethur. Meh an mah three kittehs. Whew.
We wil rize lyk da feenix! lol.
Fanx fur teh warm welcum. I try 2 b moar freequint.
Ai mist u all vrey mutch.
whar yu livz, CBSB? I mean, whut staet?
Ai can has livin in Soffern Catafornea.
It is OK actshually.
Dis mah companie dat layd meh off!
Dey wuz SEEZED buh fedral govermint!
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jO9e6j2O9_2Tu4DmdpmVTtESO3eA
Is it bad if Ai lol? Dey were bad, bad bank (butt feal soe sawry fur teh peepel gots layd off)
OMG u werkd foar dem!?!? OMG!!! **hugglz** I sry u gottid laed off an’ suchliek.
Iyt’s amaiyzyng haow muches kittehs luuves tehir hyuoomins;
kittehs tohtallee showes tehir affeckshun noes matture wut tehir hyuoomins luuk liek!!
Looks like lub but kitteh ackshully sayin “hey, wake up an feed me, Chewbacca, oar u gets a pointee end up teh schnozz!”
RoFL! Chewie!! FTW!!!
That looks like Bill.
Fuan fackt: Just becuz
Did you know that when a cat rubs against you, it’s not just marking its territory or bonding. It is also a hierarchy function. Scientists who have been studying farmyard cats found that the lower ranking cats would more often rub against the higher ranking cats. So if kitty isn’t rubbing against your legs, you should worry.
I found this source on this site on how cats socialize:
http://www.messybeast.com/soc_cat.htm
Ai for wun welcom our noo kitteh oberlords…
Iv yoo allow yoar kitteh tu be oberlords den yoo may hav a meen nasty kitteh…
Do nawt say nasty fings abowt mai kitteh or she will come an eet ur face.
Ackshully teh kitteh oberlords is a quote from a fillum.
Nawt LCB’s fillum tho.
Werl, almost a quote from a fillum. Sorta. Hmm, dese fings is a lawt less funnie wehn u explayns dem!!
O hay u guise! I just maded a movie to illumustrate how to find somebuddy’s profile if they no has a link to it. U needs to has ur own profile or know how to go to someone else’s first, and u has to know teh eggzact name of teh peep whose profile u wants to see. Then u replace teh one name in teh address bar wif teh other. In teh movie, we go from *ahem* lolcatburglar’s profile to smammies. Let’s watch:
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/movies/find_profiles/find_profiles.mov
clappitty clap clap!
Dat was da most mofing movie i see
Plz to not be giving away teh sprize ending.
Huh wat?
LCB an Smammies went tu teh mune an dey was happy wid cheezburgers. :’D Su moving…
oh mai, LCB, dat wuz ribbiting!!!
are yew werkin on how to put yer url & abatar on weirdpress??
(dat wuz impressive, srsly! jmk wundrin how to do it…………)
Hmmm… I could do that. Lemme work on it a little.
Lookit me! I is a movie mogul.
kthxhasurpeepscallmypeeps
we doz lonch?
Yes, rite after I takes this meeting.
*YOINK*
ribbiting? Is abowt froggies?
ribbit, ribbit!!!
=D moo?
Oh hao wunderfull!!! *clapping floofy paws and dancing wildy aroudn*
Lolcatburglar, dat iz sow kind of U! Tx!
*gwabz upfi’s handz, er pawz, er, woteverdosefingzarecalledon hongrycaterpilol wot moove upfi round*
*joynez teh jigdanz’ happy*
Fanx LCB!!!!
u can haz hold of une of mai feelers, but pleaz nawt 2 pull t00 hard! Kthxbai
Teh hongry CAT err pillar has prommissed 2 nawt nibble on teh sweetpea.
OMG upfi!! We had teh katurpillr!! It wuz vaarreeeeeee nommy!! wuz a Io Moff katurpillr, awl green an’ spyky an’ it nommd an’ nommd an’ nommd along a mulbarree branch an eetid awl da leefs. Srsly. AWL OV DEM. I meen, laik 60 leefs. NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! Den da nexx dae it wuz gawn, I fink it maek kryssaliss an turn into teh moff.
Thx! I also putted a link to teh movie on my profile, which u can get to by clicking my name here.
Mabye I’ll send it to teh Cheezes too, but they might be a little inundated wif mail at teh moment.
u maded us a moobie but it ated mai ‘puter – teh interwebs exploder, it ar dedded. Ai pokes it wiv a stik but it will nawt let me see ur epic oeuvre (dat’s a kind of egg).
Ai has to go an cleen stuff for a bit – catch u guys layder. Give me a showt if dere’s any firemens about. Mr SJ is away for teh weekend!
Ifn ur I.E. uses tabs, try openin dis epic pic in a new window instead ov new tab
Dah big Q tried to eet mai tabs, but behayved itself inna new window.
Fank oo. Ai tries dat (if ai can werks owt how – mai ineptichewd, let me show u it)
Hauw Ai creeayt profyl? Ai serch an serch butt cannot fynd lynk or figgur owt.
you is login already, rite? Go press login and TADAH! PROFILE!
Fanx kitteh1hazit. Ai goe nauw. Wil b phun.
go to wordpress.com
=? Eh? I tink he was askin fer profile on ICHC…
sry, lukked laik wuz wantin tew noes how to create wun………… mai readin comprehenshun……….???
eeever wai, ai fink we got it cubbered
Grate job, LCB!
U gots teh smrts and teh phunnee!
OMG ai cannut taik it!!!
*hedflor*
*SPLORT*
Oh noez – Can nawt find CCC!
Oooh lukee ah weef blower.
::brrrruuummmmm, blows jmuhj’s bwainz into a pile::
Nao where’s dat spoon ai keepz handee?
::pullz spoon owt ob bak pawkit adn spoons bwainz bak into jmuhj’s hed::
::pat pat pat (alwayz jentlee)::
::pullz extra yellow CHRG owt from under NC66′s skai bloo wun::
Gud thing ai awlayz wear two
::drawz smilee on yellow CHRG wit a felt tip pen::
::tuckee tuckee, brrrrrrrp, duckkee taip::
::pullz owt popsickle steeck collection frum utter pawkit adn ahwaenjez dem in uh piewul::
::rubz floofy paws together to create frikshun adn lites piewul awn fyre::
::uses discarded gushy fud tin, meelk fum handee thermos, and choklick bar tu brew sum hawt cholick::
Gud thing kittehs awlayz kleens teh tins completely and kitteh spit iz anti-septic.
::gibs hawt choklick and left ober choklick bar tu jmuhj::
::visitz manee ICHC freds and collects dem to weave uh floofy bwankee::
::wrapz jmuhj wit soft floofy bwankee full ob lafter and lub::
Otay – yoo rest nao. Improhvized treeahj complete. Yoo feelz bedder in no tiem.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, tew kewt!!!1!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!! Teeny floofie schnorgle-kitteh!!!
*SPLORT!*
Yipez! *Brings da CCC*
Me is glad I hadz mah splort-immoonitty shotz!
*Skoops up Dragonwriter and jmuhj’s braynes and kleenz dem*
*Patz dem into playse*
*Duck-duck-duck taype. QUACK!*
*Putz bayfing cap wiff turtul patehns on hedz*
*Wrapz dem up in floofy blankitz and givz dem hot chokklit wif mawshmalloes in it.*
Bettah now?
Gud job sakee!! WP must hab revoked mai rescyoo license cuz I pawsted a rescyoo free tiems. I dunno why. I fot I drove the CCC gud.
Whew! Dat was a CLOSE one! Tanks, Sakee.
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuurpz teh chokklit*
*schnuggles in teh floofie blankee*
But dis duck taype is verra itchee!
Ai sent yoo a rescyoo jmuhj, butt ai fink dat WP nom’d it. Mai profile iz still borked too. If dis showz up, Ai’ll try agin.
Ai sent teh rescyoo agin, butt it detected a duplicate cawment. It sayz ai alweady sayz dat. Sew, it shud show up sometiem.
Ai try wun more time…
Oh noez – Can nawt find CCC!
Oooh lukee ah weef blower.
::brrrruuummmmm, blows jmuhj’s bwainz into a pile::
Nao where’s dat spoon ai keepz handee?
::pullz spoon owt ob bak pawkit adn spoons bwainz bak into jmuhj’s hed::
::pat pat pat (alwayz jentlee)::
::pullz extra yellow CHRG owt from under NC66′s skai bloo wun::
Gud thing ai awlayz wear two
::drawz smilee on yellow CHRG wit a felt tip pen::
::tuckee tuckee, brrrrrrrp, duckkee taip::
::pullz owt popsickle steeck collection frum utter pawkit adn ahwaenjez dem in uh piewul::
::rubz floofy paws together to create frikshun adn lites piewul awn fyre::
::uses discarded gushy fud tin, meelk fum handee thermos, and choklick bar tu brew sum hawt cholick::
Gud thing kittehs awlayz kleens teh tins completely and kitteh spit iz anti-septic.
::gibs hawt choklick and left ober choklick bar tu jmuhj::
::visitz manee ICHC freds and collects dem to weave uh floofy bwankee::
::wrapz jmuhj wit soft floofy bwankee full ob lafter and lub::
Otay – yoo rest nao. Improhvized treeahj complete. Yoo feelz bedder in no tiem.
Kitteh Dentist at work:
“U gonna need brush moar oftin…”
silleh kietteh cant be beard. leave dat to teh profeshinuls like sara jessica parker, kelly preston and katie holmes
Mee-yow! Can we gets u a saucer of milk?
@@@@@
^ about 2 splort… AGIN! o.0
This be being a test to see whut a commint looks like when u is logged into teh WordPress. Plz to exqueeze any annoyance or inconvenience.
iz ok. dere r so much commints heer, dis won will hart to b seens awlredy.
This be being a test to see whut a commint looks like when u is NOT logged into teh WordPress. Plz to exqueeze any annoyance or inconvenience.
This concludes our testing. Plz to be looking out for new training moovies soon!
ai wud like tew know wen teh test iz, sew ai kin be outatown!!
Whoops, I lied. Putted rong URL in previous test, had to doover.
Helllo there! Doo yoo need moar informashuns???
No, I think we has it pretty well down now. Kthxthisisharderthanitlooks.
This is a eggsample of text NOT logged into WordPress. Sry, etc.
does anyone know what kind of kitten this is? i want one.
she is a stray…we found her all alone at 2weeks old.
if i stays here long enuff
stoopy hoomin gonna eat cheezburger
then…i CAN has cheezburger!
Ok! We has tutorilols. Is quick and dirty, not fancy wif voice-overs and sooperimposed texts, but they should walk u thru adding ur avatar and URL to WordPress, finding someone else’s ICHC profile if u knoes their name, and how to comment while logged into WordPress and how to get ur name in bloo wifout a WordPress account.
To find teh tutorilols, just click my name here and it’s teh 3rd link under My Sites on my profile.
I has a tired now. kthxZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
eeewww pls to be having betta breath on me
Plzz don’t shave me. Do Not Want be shaving!
Kthxbai.
Logan? 0_o
Who is this person? Is his name AJ? I look exactly like this person…
That makes two of us…
Weird, cause I thought it was me, but I don’t recognize the picture or know when it was done. I thought maybe it was my evil twin, but since I already have a goatee, he really one-upped me.
Seriously, every detail looks like me. Can the person who posted this tell me the name of the guy in the photo?
Akshully is mai oldest son, he iz rilly grate gai. Alwez bin kewt, even as bebeh kitteh. Vurreh smahrt, gud to hiz siblins, gud to hiz Mommeh. Gud to hiz wyfe. Plaze gittar gud, too. mak rilly wild martinis! Mommeh Kitteh lyke!!!! He shave sumtymes, for mommeh-in-law vizit. Mommeh kitteh so prowd mayk u ill.
Mommeh Kitteh did not post, but rilly freeked me owt. No wun wil tel hoo dun it! Name is Dane.
Yeah… No kidding… this looks exactly like my husband and our kitten Midnight… down to the knot in my hubby’s nose where it was broken a while back. He woke me up last night asking what I was doing posting his pics without telling him.
Awww! Teh kitteh iz tu kyut!!!!!! I can etz him!! Nom nom nom!
Who is the person in the pic?
Ai telz U it mai sun Dane. Nowun wil telz hoo posted. It him, ai swearz!
I don’t speak fluent Kitteh so please bear with me.
Sorry, AJ and Keith, but Mommeh Kitteh is correct – that’s me in the picture. I suspect it’s one of her kittehs, but I don’t remember exactly when the shot was taken – she’s had so many kittehs it’s difficult to tell. I’m also hoping the person who posted the pic will step forward. I suspect the culprit is my mischievous little sister, but she swears it wasn’t her.
Answers to other questions raised in the comments above;
No, I am not a firefighter, but I am still the manly hotness.
I can provide pictures of myself with leetle fuzzy aminals as proof of my identity.
Yes, I am good at mowing the lawn and many other domestic tasks.
Yes, I do love teh fuzzy kittehs but am terribly allergic to them. I have a leetle fuzzy puppeh instead ’cause the puppeh doesn’t make me sneeze.
I don’t believe you…that has to be me!
Once again, AJ, you’re wrong.
AJ, Ai nose mai owne bebeh. he wuz borned in Kansas. It wuz a dark and stormee nite. Yew wuz not ther cuz yew wud be mai bebeh too. Ai jes had wun at a tym. Not a litter. If yew needz a mommeh, ai will be yur mommeh. I haz bebeh kitteh for yew!!! Yew brakez mai hart if yew haz no mommeh!! Here ar hugz for yew!!!!!!!
Well all I can say is this is just adorable, do you have anymore pics like this , I am happy to exchange images, I have a couple with my dogs
You r all rong
I took this pic … is my hubby Dan. Momma kitteh not his momma and he not AJ or Keith either. R u all joking or do u reely think he looks like you? But seriously I reely did take this pic thow I didn’t make the LOL. hope that clears things up for everyone
Ai can e-mail pix uf tis gai Dane mai sun. If he looks lyk ur husbin we gotta talk to Dane’s Daddeh an ur mommeh in law. Dang , Mommeh kitteh noze wer she haz bin!!! Okay, ur hubzin Dan an mai bebeh Dane. Too weerd! Are U Monnie????? Not jokin, Monnie. Ai swearz if u iz not Monnie, Dane’s wyfe den we needa talk! Deze gais mai be idennical! I maiself have a dubble, same first name, same age, in Noo Jerzee. Ai frum Kansas!
If U iz Monnie ai spankz ur butt, dotter-in-law!
I am from Kansas too! WTF???
Okay, AJ! Mommeh kitteh frum Kansas, Hays. Sun Dane born in Kansas, Hays. Yur momma meet my ex-husbin or sumfin? Dis too weerd. Now in N.C. Where AJ borned in Kansas? How many in litter? Wat yeer? Mommeh Kitteh now on trayl of sumfin’ fishie. Somwun messin’ wif Mommeh Kitteh trble bad!!!
Born in Kansas City in 87
Tell Mommeh Kitteh more aboutz AJ. Dane borned 1980. Unkl of Dane live in Shawnee Mission, oter unkl in Baldwin. U send Mommeh Kitteh pichur of AJ at c.schuckman plus31758 (minus the plus) at the Hoo place. Mommeh senz pichur of Dane. Dane wurk Brad Paisley consert in Raleigh las nite. Mos’ ossum consert. Byootiful nite. Rilly intreeged bai ur reezembul to mai bebeh.
Logan and Keith, thanks for having some common sense and realizing it’s pointless to continue impersonating me. I do apperciate that.
AJ and K8e, having to defend my identity is getting rather annoying. Unless you can get the Moderators of the site to reveal the original poster OR the original poster of the image will come forward and the Mods will back the OP’s claim, you don’t have a furry leg to stand on.
I have absolutely nothing to gain by taking credit for the image, but I do find it disturbing that so many people are insisting that they are me. I know I’m not the only 6’1″ white male with dark hair and a goatee in the world but this is getting ridiculous.
I’m assuming this picture was taken at my mother’s (Mommeh Kitteh) house during the summer of 2005. The black tshirt is most likely from the restauraunt I was working at that summer OR the black uniform shirt for my production support company.
So will the Mods step in, or the original poster please come forward?
Oh my word… please e-mail me… You would not believe how much this looks like my husband adam and our little one midnight. Went so far as him finding this picture adn asking why I posted it without his permission.
I ges they wus separated a birf cuz i dunno u i’s swears. Is funny thow.
OK
This is seriously my photo I took it a few weeks ago. I find it incredibly amusing that all these people are arguing over who this person is… it is my husband Dan with my kitten Ali. She was only a few weeks old in the photo as you can probably tell. Anyway I don’t know what else I can do to prove that this is my photo and that none of you are the person in it. If you give me you email I will send you two other pics taken a few moments apat from this one amd I thimk that can clear it all up.
K8e you will freak when you see a picture of Dane. I mean really. I actually have a double in New Jersey with the same first name and last initial, same age. There were several pictures of her in our corporate magazine and everyone thought it was me. It’s so wierd we had the same job, too. Teh yoonavers is full of rilly weerd tings.
FUNNAYE! Totally cool!
hi
Dis beard so kewt my hart explodeded!