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I can has horns?
can not has – kitty ate them too
Brawhahaha!! shuda nown!
*rummages around closet looking for Viking paraph…paraf…stuff*
Taht’s wut ai gets fer bein a Vikings fan, a purpill hat wit whyte hornz n’ yello braydes. Iz hard tew bee a Vikings fan.
*sobs quietly and walks off to corner*
Iz OK, ohahtahgoosim.
I growed up in MN wif teh burple peeple eeters.
Congrats on ur nawt second!
O fanks Romeow! U knowz wut iz tawkin aboot. Tehy brake ur hart ebbre tyme.
Yes! Conga Ratz to yoo, ohahtahgoosim.
A reelee nice nawt second it iz , too.
An hai to yoo, Romeow. Purhaps yur furree liddle eerz ar burning a bit! Ai jut showwed jamamakitty yur famous dans! An she lurverd it!!
ohahtahgoosim, yoo shud go bak to teh previous thred an see Romeow dans! it wud bee a gud way to celebrayte yur nawt second, ai finkso!
Oh my gudness, Janet!
I had no idea all dat waz going on. Fanks to eberywon fur clearing up teh confooshun.
(Elfi’s roomate brings owt teh wurst in Romeow.)
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{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Leeb it to u, to member mah moments on stage.
an wee had dis big long discushun wevver Romeow wuz a himz or a herz…… but ai had mai share ob dat discusshun…….. an dats how ai gots tew read awlabawt teh chippenromeow……….. wuz hugely fabulols!!!
ai will haz tew sees yew awls later on………. ai iz fixin birfdai dinner 4 mai sis… see yew awls later
I iz – well, woz – a membur ob a Vikings libing hysteri gruup. Duz dat cownt?
Ai dunno, butt it sownds skaree! Mai cowledge teemz was teh Vikings tew. Ai’s surrownded bai hornz n’ speerz n’ aminul furz, o mai!
Reel Vikings nebur wor horned helmits (teh enomi wud hab grabbed ontew them), rareli uzed speers, adn teh animul furs turn owt tu hab been Viktorian artists wu cudn’t draw copying Mediebil piktures they didun’t understand.
uh – try burping the cat?
I is (wuz? now living on Left Coast) a Minnesotan too. Sympuffies on the Viking fandom. Thass why I root for Packirs, too – eben tho it gets me in twubble lots.
paraphernalia
what? what do you mean by that???
You has a flava? You has delishush tu?
Oh noes! Kitteh iz not delishus or nootrishus!
But teh watch myte be.
( BURP )
new york (makeup running, bosoms heaving, frito nails slicing the air) :
“FLAVE !!! the kitty ate my FLAVE !!! oh …” (sobs)
Ohai stend! U maed a funnie imuj in mai hed! Taht grrl iz crazee!
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YEAHHHHHHHHH, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!
Lame.
i thought it was pretty good
Nawboddi ia gowing tew lyke awl teh lols, sew remimbu tew enjoi teh lols yew lyke.
Hay Romeow! Isn’t that ur ristwatch? Told u I didn’t takes it!
LCB, y didz I eber doubt u?
Hey Ginger…gimme mah watch bak!
Then wy duz it hab “propurti ob lolcatburglar” on teh bak, just were teh previus labul had been remuvd?
Oh, and I posted this in teh “i is a beard” pic but I added 4 tutorilols to my profile. Click my name here, then click the “ICHC Tutorilols” link. Nothing fancy, but I hope it halps.
Gud job LCB Uz is doing the work of Ceiling Cat
Sry, LCB & two_kittehs. Tickled mah funnee foots. U r de gratest, LCB!
OHAI………..DIS IS A PUBLIC SERVIS ANNOWNSMINT
AI WUD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO AWARD DIS GRAMMY TO LCB FOR OUTSTANDING EDUCASIANAL VIDEO, TEH NAWT SECOND OB ITS KIND ON ICHC………
http://WWW.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1537588
*loud floofy paws applawzing lewdly*
(ai meanz loudly)
Speech! Speech!
Yeah fur LCB!
She’s gonna lub teh shiny stachoo.
An it will be hurs!!! She won’t hav to taek it awt to see it in teh lite furst!
*Was about to get into shower, is called back, wif only a hunnert dollar towel to cover self*
Wait, whut? A JamamaGrammy 4 me? Oh, my.
I’d like to start by thanking teh Acatemy. Oh, and of course Ceiling Cat. And my kittehs, Esme and Liam, for staying out of teh way while I was working on teh flims and for letting me steel their identity for edumachahunal porpoises.
*is overcome wif emotion, runs offstage and dives into ginormous vat of martonies*
cue Sally Fields………….. “they like me, they rilly like me”
w00t w00t! Grate speech! Ummm. U can swim? I needs to call de fyrmens? Serch & reskyoo? De coast gard? All ub de above? Get u a glass wyl u wait?
LCB!! Ar yoo in there??? Can yoo swim??? Ar yoo drinking awl teh martooneez.?
Ummm. . .Romeow – ai thnk we mite need teh peepl catchy thing – teh net wun – to fish hur awt! Enewun else wantz to help?
ai can throw her tihs rownd rubber intertubie if taht will halp
*cums running wif teh peepl nettee fing to gets LCB outta teh martoonies*
*frows a rubber dukkee (frum Trial ov teh Senchury) to LCB.
Grab teh rubber dukkee, LCB and hang on till we can fish u owt!
Stop drinking and start swimming!
*gulp*
*swim*
*gulp*
*swim*
*gulp*
*gulp*
*gulp*
*fights off reskewers*
Sheesh! I gots Janet, critter, and myseff hanging onto teh long peepl nette fing tryin to fish LCB outta teh drink (literally), and she’s acting liek she almoss duzzn’t wanna be pulled owt!
.
Didz sumwon call 911?
I’m sure teh fyremans will b heer soon. Maybe dey can gets her owt bedda den we cans?
Hang on to teh dukkee, LCB.
Moar halp iz on teh way!
OMG, it looks liek she’s swallowing a lot ov wadder, oops I meen martoonees.
I wonder why we can’t gets her owt?
::Grabz ahold of the long peepl nette fing::
::adn tugz wit teh rest ob teh cheezpeepz::
No gud. Did LCB put awn sum weight?
Prolly juss cuz her clothes r wet.
*whispers to naiveca66*
Ur eber bwave or stoopy to imply dat a woman habs gained wate – eben on teh interwebs.
Mai stoopie – Ai mean…Ai did nawt real-eyes taht martoonies weighed sew mush
::callz to LCB::
LCB…switch to light beer!
Naw, dat ain’t wurking. Call ober the YNG, adn she’ll suun resku herself.
Between teh fyremans and teh YNG, dey shud b able to gets her owt.
But, hoo iz gonna reskew dem?
But, nawt second fings nawt second. We gots to get our LCB outta teh tub-o-martoonees.
Yu thynk she mite steel them?
Ebreebuddee just taik a sip nd she’ll be awn dry berry sune.
*passes out straws*
I’ll do my part!
*sip sip sip teh martoonee*
::grabs garden hoze::
*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
Whew!!! Straight tu mai hed.
U OK, nativeca66?
Ur glub is lukin a liddle full.
Yesh, ai fink sew. Iz rubber, sew it expands.
Az lawng az teh dukkee taip howldz, ai’ll bee fine.
::heeves at teh LPNF wun more tiem::
Ai’m heer an ai’m sipping too!
*sip sip siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp siiiiiiiiiiiiiipppp sssssssiiiiiiiipppppp sssiiiiiiippp*
Oh *reel stagger* Romeo – ai’m nawt shur this iz gonna werk. Ai tuk awl those big sips, an it’s still prittee full! *sits down suddenlee* *plop*
10-Q!! I lernt sumfing nu! Iz mai name blue?
YESH!!! YESH it iz!!! hurrah 4 teh LCB skuul ob ICHC
GCHL, wair in the NW duz yew lib? ai am in Auburn……….woo hoo…….nawt dat xcitin akshully
lol. I’z not far away–in Redmond. nawt dat xciting heer eevr, coz i’z at werk. An i’z werking! srsly! *nervusly luks round*
lemme gess…………..wud be at Mikeysoft?
hmmmmmmmmm, ai detexts anuvver cheezmeet in mai fuchur!!
heh. nope…jist round dah kornr…at a lil place dat maeks video gamez.
Ai heer dey’re wurking on neu, moar aerodynamic chairs at Microsorft.
Iz dat Auburn owtside ob Sacremento? Ai lubs tu drive frum there to Tahoe thru Truckee. Iz berry beautimaus.
mus be minnny Auburnz, minz iz in Washington stait……….
Ah yesh. Ob course. I haz the major bwain fart.
Redmond…Skeattle…Northwest…
Auburn, CA is nawt so NW akshully
DOH! Mai Homer impreshun…let me show it tu yoo.
WOOT WOOT!!!!
Adn dis iz fur Jamama, wifowt whoom Aye cud nebber hab gottten mai naem tu tern blu. Iz LCB, Jamama adn awl teh Cheezfrenz, teh bestest oar wut? Aye nominate LCB Mistress ob teh ICHC Skul fur teh Digitalii Disfunkshunal, and Hoem fur Abandunned Sparkliiz
ai agree {{{LCB}}} tanks so mush fur da halp:smile:
ai’ll secund taht emotion!
we mus hab a grammy parteeee, complete wif teh shampayne!!! ai will be wairin Lane Bryant
Oooh! Par-Tay!
U guise start wifout me. I has to go warsh my hairs and then get some nibbles.
brb
LCB, sins dis waz spur ob momint party ai mus be berry lait………. mai sis cumin ober 4 birfdai dinner……… ai will chek in layter an see how teh partay wuz…….. yew did a grate job……syrsly!!!
onleeeeeeeeee kiddin, ai will be wairing Oscar de la Rental
Aisle hab on mai Sundai Goez Tu Meetin XXXL Tii-shurt… yu noa, teh “Holey” wun….
Ohai, BFF wut a gud idih. ai wixh yu did it last weke oar so but iz nawt wurking tudai. Getz ” NO PLUG IN FOUND” and then found but error. ratzafratz. ai’m so b hined ub da kurv heer.
Oh hai BFF urself! I added a link to teh quicktime plugin. It’s free!
LCB ur doin grate wurk! But ai kaint see ur tuts. Reelized mi sun had taken QT off mi puter caus it wuz causin probs. So ai went n downlooded QT agin. Stil kant see. Sumfin on mi puter iz blokin it. Mi sun iz not here to fix it naow. Heez moovd tu Adelaide fur Uni.
Neway tink ai haz most uv dis frum Jamamakitteh’s help.
Well meby not! Name not bloo! N ai did awl teh logins, n re loaded abatar, n eberyting. Nun of my lols r showin eeethr.
ticking kitteh luks ticked off
A watched kitteh neber spoyls.
And a spoyled kitteh neber snorgels
WAIT!! wut am I sayeeng. Awl the kittehs aer awlready spoyld. And we lubs it.
BTW, lubs yoar chapeau… iz sew, sew… cheezii?
Fank yoo smammie. Teh heerowic idansdansdans gabe it tu meh wen she reskyoo’d meh frun teh brink ob teh iiturnawl splortness.
Ai am collecting teh cheezii topperz in mai profile, butt it’s still borked right nao.
Timex: takes a lolling, keeps on, um, er… tolling?
Ask nawt fer hoom dis cat lols. . .
Oh the humanity!!! or is it the felinity in this case?
lol… just picking
Du nawt ask four wu the watch lols, it lols for tea. And caykes.
Orange kitteh soon tu appear on teh Surreal Life Reunion wit Briggette Nielson, Charo and Dave Coulier.
*Briggette and Dave doan notice Flava is covered in furr nao.*
*Fink Flava gotz a new coat*
*Charo tries tu steal coat furr self*
Nice avi nc66! U shud rite fer teh TV!
Watch kitteh tells U teh tiem.
Ok… I is watching him. When he’s gonna tell me?
Teh too tymes in teh day teh watch is rite?
Watch kitteh iz always watchin ober u.
In Sobbiet Rusher, Watch Kittehs You.
Bling kitty haz..well..BLING!!
Iffs it habs an alarm, it also habs RING.
eh? I dont getz it. guess i’z outta tuch or sumfing. *shrugz*
Da guy wit the horns n da big wach is Flava Flav. Srsly, he calz himsef dat.
An’ he wares tehm hornz in teh baftub!
yah noa… Aye ain’t gonna touch dis wun…. hedesk… thump!
giggleez
Sew hoo iz dis Flava Flav? Sum kinda sporty peeps? Neva herd uv himz.
No, hims waz a rapper dat started doin reality shows.
MarfaV, u habbn’t missed much.
He is supposedly a legendary rappah dat halp wid da fight African oppreshun or just made songs about um or something. He is recently most famous fer his 3 realhity dateing shows.
Nawt spoze 2 Bz sayin STOOPEE hear—-but kin say Flava Flav–PLEH!!
I doan heer any objections to ur comment.
Haahaahaa! Public Enemy Kitteh ^^
DOH! Yes, dat waz it!
Yoo GUIZ! I has a probwem and i need it solved NAO!
I made 2 similar lolz wid da same pix. What I need halp with is figuering out which one is better. PLEASE TELL MEH!
It’s teh “Ice creme lickin has never bin su darn bad” and “Ice creme lickin has never bin su darn ebil” ones. Please look and tells me which is better and I shall delete the FAIL one.
Ai laiks teh “bad” wun.
Bad-1
Ebil-0
Y nawt submit boff ov dem?
I did but i tink havin two will acshully lower da votes ov boff ov dem cuz mayb peeps dont liek seeing similar wons?
hah! teh EBIL wun! adn orf Aye scampur tu pry sum B&J frum teh frig… gud ideer kitteh1ihazit
=o Tye
Bad-1
Ebil-1
=P Oh well, maybe folks don mind? I guess I let teh reel vote decide! *Looks up tu teh Lord* Oh please maek won ov dem popular.
Nao taht i tink ov it two similar lols maed it tu da upcoming paeg.
I’d say bad ober ebil.
hao do yall git doze auwsum pics insted of dese stoopid simbles?
Go tu profile by clickin login and den press edit pix. Yoar pix may or may nawt appear. Mine doesnt, but atleast et does on friendlist anh mah profile.
Click on lolcatburglar’s bloo name and she has a tutoriLOL on it.
Iz reely gud! Shows u eberyfing u needs to kno!
kthxbai
O whai is i su picky on how i wrote mah lolz? Nao i feel liek remofing “darn.” Whai? Perhaps cuz i tought of sware word by accident and changed it to darn?
FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lub teh kitteh’s smug look, jus rite for a rapcat.
This lol haz much win! I saw this on the voting page and said to myself, i saidz, OMG if this doesn’t make it to the main page imma turn into a zucchiniz!
I hope u juss meant ur avatar.
I doan wanna b maekin zucchini bread and wondering if iz reely Tamara!
Stay safe as a hoomin or a kitteh. Doan go down teh zucchini road.
Wel, ebbereeboddee, kitteh rlly haz teh layst laff:
Teh wautch hims iys waring roun hims nekk bees a Rohlexx!!!
Kitteh haz maded iyt BYG!!!!
Yu alsew much hansumur wiv much naissur teefs!
LOLOL!!!!!
Nice one! I got the same watch, it is a great watch! WOOHOO!!
lol tht watch is exactly the same as mine
WTF? Gangsta kat?!