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next tiem u shud jus eat da goggie.
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Oops, sry. Bom Waz Ment For Teh Dog. U Okay?
next tiem u shud jus eat da goggie.
picture: carol. lol caption: PH43ROWEN
But ai’m OK!! See?? Awl iz Well!
We hab a nawt sekkund tie! Dat meens da tye bootiik!
Yay! JCH4K am nawt-sekkund!!!
plan to train bomb sniffing cats fails miserably
“OH MY GOD !!! THEY’VE KILLED MY PRETTY PONY !!! YOU B4STARDS !!!”
teh floofy pink trol iz bak! yay!!
(WHISPERS) OK, AIL CUM OBER N PUT MY FLOOFY SAWFTEE PAUSE ON UR FAICE- DEN U WAKE UP AND PLAZ WIT ME?
Whooo HOOOO!!1 sparksmom!!! We hav a TY!!! Yoo know wah taht meens??? We can go to teh TY Boo Teek!
So menee nice thingz! Ai hardlee eber get a TY, so ai hav awnlee wun boblolhedded kitthe – an ai dont hav a Cheezland snoglobe, nor teh kitteh chess set, nor teh kitteh eerrrings an scarves!
Shud we go over togedder? An doo yoo smell that?? Since ar deer Romeow gibbed uz her recipea fur teh YUMMMMM! lemon barz, tehy hav bin maeking them at PY stawl too!
Doo yoo smell taht lemonee perfyoom wafting ar way??? Ai think there ar sum fresh wuns just coming awt ov teh oven.
An den we hav drinks and danses wif yuu both? Cawfee wif a “liddle sumfing eggstra” or martoonies?
Lyke deez kitteh danses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0MSuyaKMk
LOL!! Ai wuz thinking ov sumthing a LIDDLE livlier – but avter teh martoonies, that mite bee awl we can manaj!
Den that iz hau mani martoonies we’ll need to hab eech!
Yoo meen – wun fur eech kitteh????? LOL!! Ai wont be dansing at awl. Ai’ll be under teh taybul!
Cud be wurse. Deez kittehs aer climbing up dah walls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHq0SlcRh8k
Cawfee wif a “liddle sumfing eggstra” soundz reelee gud to mee!! An ov corse – teh martoonies – chawklit ai presewme????
An teh dansing sounds nice, too!
Ai just maeded THREE commintz in a row in safari – an nawt a wun ov tehm iz heer. Ai wunder wich iz borked – mai safari oar WP!
Teh correct thyng tu du iz blaym WP under awl circumstancez.
Okai- Irish cawfee wif whippee creem, cawfee wif kahloowah, and chawklit martoonies fur everybodie! (but I too litewayte to handle 10!!)
oop, sawwy ! was so xited by “no comments” i 4gotted 2 tske ds “caps lock” thing off (blush)
das ok…teh hard ov heerin amung uz appreziates teh lauder capshun
And luk, Sparkyz mom!!! u gotted deh ty wif Janet!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH cweenmj! Yoo AR heer!! Cud yoo taek us over to teh TY Boo Teek an show us waht iz there nao? Ai noe gibbocat left yoo in charj – an itz a big job. But he shurlee did pik teh rite purrson foar it!
Hai Janet!! I b heer. off adn on. Oh deh Ty-booteek!! it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
*Takez Janet & Sparkeezmom bai deh handz 2 deh Tybooteek. Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in. Tinklul, Tinkul goez deh bell.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz Sparkeez Mom adn Janet eech a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz.
Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz.
Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Him alsew haz deh Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it.* oooo. Prittee.
Dere awlso b dhe new line uv sparklee kitteh joolreez — eeringz, bracelitz, & nekklissez. And sum deelitefull silk skarvez.
.
Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
gotta run away for a bit, but I’ll b bak l8ter.
Thanks, cweenmj! Ai think ai knoe waht ai want! Ai’ll taek wun ov teh Cheezland snoglobes. Thank gudness Maus izn’t heer nao. Last tiem – he majikallee cloazed teh door – an a cudn’t eben get in!
An tehn a had to do a Mellow Drama to urn mai boblolheded kitteh. Ai thnk taht mite hav bin wehn BR appeered!
Sparkysmom – hav yoo found waht yoo want???
oops
hai janet ! dis my bery nawt sekond, nawt sekond ! i’se so happy! will u goez to ty-boo-teak wiff me ? wood liek da bobblwhedded kitteh dl, n mayb sumting sparklee? (ifen lcb is nawt arond 2 “borrow” it to c inna da lite)
OOOO!! Yur berree berree nawt sekond nawt sekond! It iz SOOOO egg sighting, izn’t it? Usuallee, ai get teh dreddedededed brayne freeze! An tehn sumone saves mee frum saying sumthing reelee silllee!!
And nao – just a liddle test! Ai meen – eek! LUK! Ai’m green! Ai’m supposed to be pail bloo!
Ai think ai just did sumthing rong! LOL!!!
Ai hoep this wun shows up. Mai last two just gotted eeten! Maybee they will return – maybe nawt.
Syns it iz yur nawt sekkund ob doze, dat meens it iz awlso yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!!
jd – hao far can yoo go wif that???
Sumday,if yoo laik, ai will show yoo hao tanguled up we got traying to egg splayne LCB being Not-Teho – an hoo ebreebuddee else wuz then.
ware is teho? ai miss him…
Ai miss him too!
Ebree nao an tehn, ai see hiz nayme. Just a kwik comment – an tehn he iz goan again. Maybee we need to go ober to hiz Vox Blogsite – oar Cute Overload – an tell him hee iz reelee needed heerQ
ai wud rite naow, but ime leevin werk… ai must get teh url later.
hav a wunnerful sundae janet!
Thank yoo, kitsunerina.
Hav a lufflee teim a twerk!!
Oh, I can go faaaaaaaar wib dat wun. Recurshun, yu’re doing it recursibly.
Heer – this is teh beginning of teh “Not-Teho.” It akshullee continyooz awn another pikschur – but heer iz where it starts. Begin about half-down wif 343GuiltySpark at 1:42.
PRESENTING: “Teho an teh 16 oz mokka wif extry spresso – hawt!”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
it iz also the VEREE furst locatburglar advenchoor!! Be shur to luk at Teho’s link at teh end. It fihishes ebreething off with theatrical purrrrfekshun!
An tomorrow, ai will find teh continuashun ov teh “Not-Teho” discussion. Must go to bed nao!
So gud nite to awl – and
Thanky yeu. But… wat happuned tew teh coffee dat needs speshul wooden mugs and a speshul wooden spoon and explodes in contact wib metal? That seems vitally linked tew teh nawt Teho stori, az it woz cleerli teh coffee Teho drank after being cubbered in teh veri hawt 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso.
Heer iz teh furst “Not-Teho” incident. There iz wun following this wun, but ai will hav to find it tomorrow!
PRESENTING: “Teho an teh 16 oz mokka wif extry spresso – hawt.”
The VEREE furst lolcatburglar advenchoor, starring Teho, locatburglar an JCH4K, with badger, SJ (martoonie) and stend in supporting roles.
Ai will find teh following wun tomorrow. Becuz ai ar nao sleepee
and must go to bed!
So – gud nite to awl!
Ai AR sleep!! LOL!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
it starts about halfway down. Start wif 343GuiltySpart at 1:42.
N joi!!
*reeds it wib a 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso in hand*
doll, i meant doll- my nawt-a-typist, let me show u it
dis be my nawt second comments!
eskuse the bad lolspeak – i be just learnin!
kittehs like ooooh
waitz there i go blame ze goggie!!
I hab hurd ob bat lolspeek, but der iz naw such animul as a bad.
O Hai!
Ebbrehbuddeh just talks dere own brand ub LOL! an urs is fine!
LOLspeek iz branded? *imagines a kitteh wielding a branding iron!*
wai fankies!
i be tryin to get betterz though!
mayb teh gurl liek it cuz she saw fierwurk ov all teh toys she lieks and don shar wid kitteh… D< And we shar owar toys wid her!
Dat iz wun big kitteh! (or reel liddle kidlet)
She is at an angle dat maek her liddle plus she is crowchd…
Oh yeah…but ai liek de giant kitteh idea!
Non Angli, sed angeli
*ponders whether anyone gets that*
nope, nawt me,
went by me so fast I’m in the weeds.
*kkkkrrrrrsshht* kaptin, this is spotzz.
trainkwilizer bom seems to has desired effeckt- teh vishus kreecher nown az ‘cindee loo’ has been effecktivlee KOd, ime movin in kloser to dubble chek- kuver me, boiz…
spotzz owt.
4th teim iz purrhaps a charrm???
Genral Panik tu Spots… Genral Panik tu Spots… Massage reseeved, err, adn yur message az well.
Major Tom (kat) to ground control…
Major Tom Katt iz spinning in a tuna can.
LOLlateral damij
In dis cayse, literally lateral.
Grr! Mai compootur isn’t fully lodeing pix fer some reason. Pix on front paeg okay, but nowere else.. D<
mine b ok. i haz deh Windoze xp & fyrefawkez.
So does I but mines is teh not OK.
Aim uzing fier forks 3, luuks ok. Internet Exploder luuks ok, tu.
Not ok on Firefox and IE here.
*lends lolcatburglar his computor*
ruh roh, nawt a gud idea………… her haz teh reputasian…….. 4 fergettin tew return fings
Iz owkay. Iz a wurk compewter.
Aim in firefox rite nao. An ai just sined awt ov WP, so ai will be Janet wif teh caps again – ai think! Next ai will trai in safari. Ai made THREE commints in safari taht havn’t showun up yet – three in a row!
An fur mee, teh profiles ar also nawt showing ene pikschurs rite nao.
Ai’m gald itz nwt just me!
um, “glad”, not “gald” oops!
Nao affekekekting me too.
Ai wuz trien tew sii teh FauxToes ob Mungo an Tidmum’s kitteh an nao Ai cannoe sii noe wunz pix… just teh frunt paj wunz….
Ai wunna sii teh spottie goggie!!!!
Der pics appeur to be back, at leest sum ob dem. I woz abul tew uplowd a cuple ob pics az well, inkluding a clowsup ob a flutterby.
Dat am sames for mees. I are on FF2.
*sneeks ober tu eberyone’s compooter adn sets dem up wib Linux*
set up teh ichc an wordpress puters…………. fink problem is der
*iz sir tin teh problim iz dere, and iz alsew sir tin dat iffen I had access, I cuud dubul teh reliability and teh speed ob wierd press’ mashines. I’b set up owtrajus mashines before. Odds ob it happening: Abowt teh saym az teh kitteh in teh picshure becoming the next US president.*
{{{Tks fur BN a bull tew dew it…. iffN tehy’d letcha.}}}
well i duzznt noes wai makes such a diffrens nawt bein abul tew see n make teh lols dat i like to do……….. but i been playin wif beads an makin sum bracelets
amazing teh time yew can spind on this site………… it’s adddddictib, ai tell ya
*iz looking thru teh pics ob teh first cat (and kittens) I eber rescued. She waz abandoned in an area full ob raccoons adn very dangerous dribers. I manijed tew get her adn teh kittens forever howms. Dey aer sew cute. Can’t get the piks uplowded rite naw tho. Bah, humbug.*
jd – yoo uze Linux?? Ai heer it iz verree gud. But. . .nawt compatibul wif sumthing. . .sumthing important. Ai donut remembur rite nao – but ai will.
It iz veri veri guud, adn wib a little kare can be mayd compatibul wib just abowt eberyfing. Iffen you du remembur, adn der iz a wai ob mayking Linux compatibul, I’d be happi tu sai haw.
Thank yoo jd. Taht iz moast kind ov yoo.
Yoo AR aware, ar yoo nawt? Taht ai am teh . . .hao to put it. . .ummm – if there were a compewter dunce hat heer, ai wud bee waring it!!
Tho, being a theater purrson, ai wud just maek it blak an purrtend ai wuz playing “Elphaba” in WICKED!
Awl teh deer peepl heer ar werking verree hard to maek me a bit moar capabul, but it iz reelee uphill werk!
Ai must go an maek supper nao. But ai wil trai to com bak laytur. Thanks fur teh offer ov help! Ai WILL remembur!
*sneeks ober tu JCH4K’s dunce hat, changes teh D to a P, and adds a : before it. Nau, dat iz mush better.*
D: Linux iz fer programmars! i no programmar.. Hard tu use with nawt programmar. Nawt so easy tu install stuff..
It haz bekum a lawt eeziur ober teh yeers, adn ai feel ai cud set sumwun up wib Linux in a wai dey’d feel comurtible wib. Besydes, yu aer mush smarter than yu gib yurself credit fore.
me tew, nawt jus yew
=D Letz maek a MY COMPOOTUR AINT LODEING PIX!!!!!” Club!
ai sendeded msg tew teh bigcheez……….dey otta hab bout a zillion messages now
Aim bak in firefox. Can’t post ene messajes frum safari. Sumthing is definitelee rong!
Wundur iffen dis iz relaytud tew mai problums on teh vowting payge. (Iffen I vowte sumfing down, it nawt onli rejects teh vowt, but it won’t then akksept any vowt at awl. Ebun iffen I restart teh browser, iffen I get teh saym lol, I can du nuffing. Hab tew keep restarting teh browser until teh lol gows away.
Ok! Everybuddy: line up for teh group picture. Then we’ll uplode it so everyone can see… oh wait.
Nebbermind.
I gotz da foto!
http://p.webshots.com/Pro
Thumbs/58/39158_wallpaper400.jpg
Delet sum ov da stuf tu see
=D I already takes it.. D< And yet again when I try to maek linky.. linky not post su fast…
goe on google and type many cats.. ouar pix iz the forth one
yew noes dat wen yew post teh link to make it go fast yew remove the h t t p : / / and den add teh w w w an dot in front
den loads rite awai
reary?
p.webshots.com/ProThumbs/58/39158_wallpaper400.jpg
Oh! Dis won dont need a w w w
Teh wun own teh far rite iz pulling a fayse, I swere.
D< OKEE! WHO is makin dat fayse! Cum on, out wid it, who was on
far right?
Prolly lolcatburglar.
itwerked………. cut n paste in address bar……
yeah.. i’s afraid tu add a w w w.. might mess it up…
yep, mesess up
http://www.p.webshots.com/ProThumbs/58/39158_wallpaper400.jpg
Kyuut pik! At least ai can see DAT wun..wanders off, grumpily…
Ai wuz tryin to luk at “hunnert $ towell”pik of LCB’s (mebbe on prevyus thred)- no piks! An my favrites- no can see!
ichc is borked rite now……….. :sigh:
ichc.swedish-chef.bork.bork.bork
is okays here except for my internets speeds fluctua..fluff…going on and off.
first!
Nawt ebbin close.
sumtams i suspek we iz beein baited, doanchoo?
we can only hope darwin gets them before they breed
*wisspurrs*
Teh baiturrs, i finx is kinda snurty.
It’s teh cumpootur brained trolls dat r akshullee seeriuss dat makes mee
pull mah donkee hairs owt….
NO. Doan nobodee cum obbur heer an offur too halp pull dem owt.
U noe hoo u r.
I doan pull mai hairs out that offen annymore, I do howebber hav a flat-spot on mai forhead from beating it against teh wall. kinda relaxing…..inna dizzy-ing kinda way.
has u ebbur tweezed an i-brow hair?
Now DAT’S sumfin i doan recummend an will not doo agin.
do I rreeeaaallly have to answer dat?
I teezed an eyebrow wunce, but it smacked me.
yew prolly had it coming, dint-ya.
.
neener, neener-neener-neener
*snurt*
Meh. Cud bees. But if dems am trollz, dems week ones.
dare’s week daze, and denn dare’z caterday!
Well, I hurd teh rok gym haz been clowsd four refurbishing, sew weak trolls mite be expectud.
Terrorizm…ur doin it stoopid!!1!!
maybe… wowo!
Best wan yet!!! LURVE teh centimint! LURVE teh suggeschun! Grate minz thimk alaik!
That is a beautiful, beautiful cat. I would like to hold him and squeeze him and call him George.
everbody! wat kind ov kitteh are yoo? I are a happy-grow-luckey tricolor kitteh! I are an alley cat.. no speficific breed.. :’|
I liek teh story ob haw Manx kittehs caym tu be, but I liek awl types ob kitteh sew mush dat I downt noe dat I cud be just a Manx.
i iz a computer kitteh i guess or maybe a book kitteh
A book kitteh haz pages tu do awl deir fetching and carrying.
groooooaaaannnnn
sry, iz nawt payin attenshun leik i shud
iz scene a skantikally klad yung man ironing on a tv commercial (dun remember whut)
didz hii com frum teh nawty barn?
R did teh teh nawty barn come frum himz?
R iz dis anubber hallushinazashum?
crappity-crap-crap!
icey werdprex iz gnawin on us!
iz nawt posted for awhile, naow i duz adn mai “Krazy Kat” avatar dunt show!
ai luvz mai avatar – pleez com bak!
ohai bama
usully iffn yew duzznt haz teh abatar yew needs to log into wordpress agin
Nah!
I mosely seize no avatars, rite naow!
I fot I wur teh onlee wun dat ses “crappity-crap-crap!”
Oh, I lub dis place. *sighs*
Yu aer a mashur influins on peepul, yu see! Hielee respected and riveered iz Kafleen.
Oh, silleh. *hoof flop*
Hee not getted dat frum meh. I doan fink I hab sed dat on heer ennyway.
(Highlee snurted at an kindlee tolerated, i fink u ment.)
seconded
durn burn it. Wun ub ur fabrites ses “Do it an draw back a stump.” Dis
intreegs an deelites meh butts cannot see piccy cuz ub ICHC current
glitching.
Bah! Torchur!
Dis funneh too meh cuz in grade school on teh bleechurs dis boy wuz
buggin a gurl an finallee she say, “U goan draw back a NUB” an I almoas
wet mah pants.
I nebbur forgotted dat.
it’s a floofy white cat inna sink, hooman hand toutchin’ da fawcet.
I gotta get mai paws onna digital camera for the pic requests I’ve gotten, plus I’ve a couple great ideas for LOL’s, just need the frappin’ camera.
Yah?? *snurt!!*
Dat sowns grate!!
terminator kitteh doez it again!
Terminator kitteh borked teh ICHC!
Ya, I’ll be Bach,(points at Kafleen) yoo be Bayt-hoven,(points at jd) yoo….yoo be Moats-zahrt.
Dank yew!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ_rDkPLjio
i jus wanted 2 ask dat when iz go to mah profile or sumbody elses profile, thier Lolz arent bein displayed, only ‘funny’ iz written at dier place so iz dis happening 2 everybody else or iz it a problem wiff mah internet??
Eberibodi iz habbing the problem. Only graffix on teh frunt page aer working, adn pawssibly not reliabli, as weird press haz forgottun wat images aer.
vampire cat pwnz!
kitteh lukz liek mah late grat AJ thiz pictur mak me laff, an mak meh cry at saem tiem
Hauw vrey vrey phunee dis capshen b. Ai’s can has lafftur that b nawt stopping.
CBSB!!1!
*LCB does happy dance*
How u is? Whare u been? Whut did u bring me?
Answer teh last question first.
i brots yoo a squirall?
Iz ai teh onlee wun whut reealyzez?? This must bee teh KITTEH REVENGE FOAR TEH PEENK TRAYLER INCIDENT!!!
o ya! i jus remeberd it… u iz bery rite!!1!
how do u get ur lolz on the homepage i iz new @ dis stuff
Omg, who is this kid and how can I steal their My Little Ponies?!
YEZ! TEH KID GIT,S IT
JEZUS CHRIST THAT CAT IS HUGE
I still think this is about the funniest pic caption ever.
lets taek a shouer toogethr!