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Oops, sry. Bom Waz Ment For Teh Dog. U Okay?
next tiem u shud jus eat da goggie.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
But ai’m OK!! See?? Awl iz Well!
We hab a nawt sekkund tie! Dat meens da tye bootiik!
Yay! JCH4K am nawt-sekkund!!!
plan to train bomb sniffing cats fails miserably
“OH MY GOD !!! THEY’VE KILLED MY PRETTY PONY !!! YOU B4STARDS !!!”
teh floofy pink trol iz bak! yay!!
:D
(WHISPERS) OK, AIL CUM OBER N PUT MY FLOOFY SAWFTEE PAUSE ON UR FAICE- DEN U WAKE UP AND PLAZ WIT ME?
Whooo HOOOO!!1 sparksmom!!! We hav a TY!!! Yoo know wah taht meens??? We can go to teh TY Boo Teek!
So menee nice thingz! Ai hardlee eber get a TY, so ai hav awnlee wun boblolhedded kitthe - an ai dont hav a Cheezland snoglobe, nor teh kitteh chess set, nor teh kitteh eerrrings an scarves!
Shud we go over togedder? An doo yoo smell that?? Since ar deer Romeow gibbed uz her recipea fur teh YUMMMMM! lemon barz, tehy hav bin maeking them at PY stawl too!
Doo yoo smell taht lemonee perfyoom wafting ar way??? Ai think there ar sum fresh wuns just coming awt ov teh oven.
An den we hav drinks and danses wif yuu both? Cawfee wif a “liddle sumfing eggstra” or martoonies?
Lyke deez kitteh danses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0MSuyaKMk
LOL!! Ai wuz thinking ov sumthing a LIDDLE livlier - but avter teh martoonies, that mite bee awl we can manaj!
Den that iz hau mani martoonies we’ll need to hab eech!
Yoo meen - wun fur eech kitteh????? LOL!! Ai wont be dansing at awl. Ai’ll be under teh taybul!
Cud be wurse. Deez kittehs aer climbing up dah walls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHq0SlcRh8k
Cawfee wif a “liddle sumfing eggstra” soundz reelee gud to mee!! An ov corse - teh martoonies - chawklit ai presewme????
An teh dansing sounds nice, too!
Ai just maeded THREE commintz in a row in safari - an nawt a wun ov tehm iz heer. Ai wunder wich iz borked - mai safari oar WP!
Teh correct thyng tu du iz blaym WP under awl circumstancez.
Okai- Irish cawfee wif whippee creem, cawfee wif kahloowah, and chawklit martoonies fur everybodie! (but I too litewayte to handle 10!!)
oop, sawwy ! was so xited by “no comments” i 4gotted 2 tske ds “caps lock” thing off (blush)
das ok…teh hard ov heerin amung uz appreziates teh lauder capshun
And luk, Sparkyz mom!!! u gotted deh ty wif Janet!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH cweenmj! Yoo AR heer!! Cud yoo taek us over to teh TY Boo Teek an show us waht iz there nao? Ai noe gibbocat left yoo in charj - an itz a big job. But he shurlee did pik teh rite purrson foar it!
Hai Janet!! I b heer. off adn on. Oh deh Ty-booteek!! it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
*Takez Janet & Sparkeezmom bai deh handz 2 deh Tybooteek. Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in. Tinklul, Tinkul goez deh bell.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz Sparkeez Mom adn Janet eech a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz.
Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz.
Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Him alsew haz deh Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it.* oooo. Prittee.
Dere awlso b dhe new line uv sparklee kitteh joolreez — eeringz, bracelitz, & nekklissez. And sum deelitefull silk skarvez.
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Ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
gotta run away for a bit, but I’ll b bak l8ter.
Thanks, cweenmj! Ai think ai knoe waht ai want! Ai’ll taek wun ov teh Cheezland snoglobes. Thank gudness Maus izn’t heer nao. Last tiem - he majikallee cloazed teh door - an a cudn’t eben get in!
An tehn a had to do a Mellow Drama to urn mai boblolheded kitteh. Ai thnk taht mite hav bin wehn BR appeered!
Sparkysmom - hav yoo found waht yoo want???
oops
hai janet ! dis my bery nawt sekond, nawt sekond ! i’se so happy! will u goez to ty-boo-teak wiff me ? wood liek da bobblwhedded kitteh dl, n mayb sumting sparklee? (ifen lcb is nawt arond 2 “borrow” it to c inna da lite)
OOOO!! Yur berree berree nawt sekond nawt sekond! It iz SOOOO egg sighting, izn’t it? Usuallee, ai get teh dreddedededed brayne freeze! An tehn sumone saves mee frum saying sumthing reelee silllee!!
And nao - just a liddle test! Ai meen - eek! LUK! Ai’m green! Ai’m supposed to be pail bloo!
Ai think ai just did sumthing rong! LOL!!!
Ai hoep this wun shows up. Mai last two just gotted eeten! Maybee they will return - maybe nawt.
Syns it iz yur nawt sekkund ob doze, dat meens it iz awlso yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund nawt sekkund!!
jd - hao far can yoo go wif that???
Sumday,if yoo laik, ai will show yoo hao tanguled up we got traying to egg splayne LCB being Not-Teho - an hoo ebreebuddee else wuz then.
ware is teho? ai miss him…
Ai miss him too!
Ebree nao an tehn, ai see hiz nayme. Just a kwik comment - an tehn he iz goan again. Maybee we need to go ober to hiz Vox Blogsite - oar Cute Overload - an tell him hee iz reelee needed heerQ
ai wud rite naow, but ime leevin werk… ai must get teh url later.
hav a wunnerful sundae janet!
Thank yoo, kitsunerina.
Hav a lufflee teim a twerk!!
Oh, I can go faaaaaaaar wib dat wun. Recurshun, yu’re doing it recursibly.
Heer - this is teh beginning of teh “Not-Teho.” It akshullee continyooz awn another pikschur - but heer iz where it starts. Begin about half-down wif 343GuiltySpark at 1:42.
PRESENTING: “Teho an teh 16 oz mokka wif extry spresso - hawt!”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
it iz also the VEREE furst locatburglar advenchoor!! Be shur to luk at Teho’s link at teh end. It fihishes ebreething off with theatrical purrrrfekshun!
An tomorrow, ai will find teh continuashun ov teh “Not-Teho” discussion. Must go to bed nao!
So gud nite to awl - and
Thanky yeu. But… wat happuned tew teh coffee dat needs speshul wooden mugs and a speshul wooden spoon and explodes in contact wib metal? That seems vitally linked tew teh nawt Teho stori, az it woz cleerli teh coffee Teho drank after being cubbered in teh veri hawt 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso.
Heer iz teh furst “Not-Teho” incident. There iz wun following this wun, but ai will hav to find it tomorrow!
PRESENTING: “Teho an teh 16 oz mokka wif extry spresso - hawt.”
The VEREE furst lolcatburglar advenchoor, starring Teho, locatburglar an JCH4K, with badger, SJ (martoonie) and stend in supporting roles.
Ai will find teh following wun tomorrow. Becuz ai ar nao sleepee
and must go to bed!
So - gud nite to awl!
Ai AR sleep!! LOL!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
it starts about halfway down. Start wif 343GuiltySpart at 1:42.
N joi!!
*reeds it wib a 16 ownz mowka wif extry spresso in hand*
doll, i meant doll- my nawt-a-typist, let me show u it
dis be my nawt second comments!
eskuse the bad lolspeak - i be just learnin!
kittehs like ooooh
waitz there i go blame ze goggie!!
I hab hurd ob bat lolspeek, but der iz naw such animul as a bad.
O Hai!
Ebbrehbuddeh just talks dere own brand ub LOL! an urs is fine!
LOLspeek iz branded? *imagines a kitteh wielding a branding iron!*
wai fankies!
i be tryin to get betterz though!
mayb teh gurl liek it cuz she saw fierwurk ov all teh toys she lieks and don shar wid kitteh… D< And we shar owar toys wid her!
Dat iz wun big kitteh! (or reel liddle kidlet)
She is at an angle dat maek her liddle plus she is crowchd…
Oh yeah…but ai liek de giant kitteh idea!
Non Angli, sed angeli
*ponders whether anyone gets that*
nope, nawt me,
went by me so fast I’m in the weeds.
*kkkkrrrrrsshht* kaptin, this is spotzz.
trainkwilizer bom seems to has desired effeckt- teh vishus kreecher nown az ‘cindee loo’ has been effecktivlee KOd, ime movin in kloser to dubble chek- kuver me, boiz…
spotzz owt.
4th teim iz purrhaps a charrm???
Genral Panik tu Spots… Genral Panik tu Spots… Massage reseeved, err, adn yur message az well.
Major Tom (kat) to ground control…
Major Tom Katt iz spinning in a tuna can.
LOLlateral damij
In dis cayse, literally lateral.