Bambi,
Bambi, we haz some bad newz
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No Bambi! RUNAWAY DA BASEMENT CATZ GONNA EAT U!!!1!!
Awww… wy we startz caturday with a sad?
Congratshulashuns Hashim, iz dat ur nawt sekond nawt sekond?
pardon but wat second??
we duz nawt use teh “f” wurd heer (f!rst).
we calls it “nawt-sekkund”, oar else “furvvest-frum-last” sumtimes.
sew, to translate = yore f*rst time as teh f*rst commenter!
oh…so dat ecsplainz eberythin thankz {{{tessm}}} for da help!!!1!
ya dis iz mah nawt sekund nawt sekund!
cus iz ur nawt sekkund for teh nawt sekkund timez
Menee – well, 12 eneway, ov teh dansing Conga Ratz to yoo, Hashim, fur yur reelee gud appearance in teh Tawp Spawt!
Ai will dans teh dans ov joi fur yoo!
*dans dans dans
twerl twerl twerl
glyyyyyyyyde glyyyyyyde swoop swoop
LEAP LEAP JAZZ HANS!! Whooooo HOooooo!!!
An nao – ai’m gonna hav sum cawffee! *puff puff* Hav yoo had sum yet???
sekund?
*snerk*
good wun!
Oh deer….
Do not wurry, Bambee, I takes gud care of yoo.
Ifs uz got nuffin nize two sai, kitteh, dunt sai nuffin at awl.
Teh big carcass hidden under teh towell is a vary bad sine.
daisy, i dun no if aid trust anywuns hoo had a big bare under raps rite nekkst tew bebbeh dear. ai tinks teh kittehs air tehr to pleh bebbeh dear, an are admiring teh luvly spots on new kitteh.
Bad dood from Booty and teh Beest done it!
Shadow and Fluffy had questions about the ‘kitten’ the Forever Fambly Agency had sent …
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Mennee brgrs for yu!
Oh Grate Cheezeses, plees can we has owr brgrs bak, so we can sho peeps hao mush we preeshiates tehre commets. Pritty plees. Wiv shuggers awn!
Kthxbai
O GRATE BURGERS IN DE SKYES! Again ai throw maiself upawn mai neez befoar yoo, wif streeming aeiz an shredding mai clothez!!!
PLEEEZE PLEEZEE PLEEZE
*ahem* PLEEZE, PLEEEZE, PLEEEEEEEZE – we ar desperit fur teh burgers!
HAO else can we show ar approooval fur a trooolee brillyant commint sawa just madeded!!
It’s just nawt teh SAYME az teh ICHC wee awl luved so much! Itz still fun – but nawt neerlee so much az it wuz!
So pleeze – befoar we looz awl teh wunnerful peepl taht maed this site ar beloved hoam – bring teh voating burgers bak!
Ai humblee thank yoo fur lisseining to mai plea!
*wakenz eerly adn stumblez 2 pooter*
Oh No!!! Luk at ower deer, deer Dame Janet!!!
*Shakez fist at deh Cheezmiesterz*
LUK AT WUT U HAZ DUN 2 OWER JANET!!
*Handz Janet hankee — berry dainty noze blowing iz herd.*
U see deh teerz running down her fais!!!
U see deh shredding uv her clothez!!
(Whisspurrz – Janet, u might not want 2 b shredding dat bit rite dere.)
U musting 2 b bringing bak deh voting burgerz!!!
Ower Janet cannot b taking dis much longer. Her hart iz borked.
*Runz 2 deh Ty-booteak*
*kumz owt wif armz full*
Heer, Janet. Sitting down on dis shaze lownj.
*Tukz her up in sofft blankee wif kittehz on it.*
Take dis nice hot cuppa kamomile tea. It b berry soothing, u noez. And heer iz a liddul chokklit possum. I noez u lubz dem. Adn luk, I fownding dis preshuz kitty music box, just wind it up and it will play soft tinklee musikz 4 u.
{{{{Janet}}}}
*sniff* *wypez aies wif corner ov prettee hankee*
Thank yoo fur teh chawklik an teh preshuz kitty music box wif teh sawft tinklee mewski.
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Yoo knoe – bof Maus an gibbocat said it prollee cud nebber bee becuz of teh “sumething sumething tath tuk up too much room. But ai reelee belieeved tath teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye were gud enuf tath they cud figger sumthing out.
Ai think it wuz teh peepl wif teh awful IE hoo were having teh problims. But ai nebber had ene wif fyrefox oar safari. Wai . . .prollee a dum queschun. . .wai cudn’t ebreewun just get fyrfox???
ai so sowwy tu tel yu dis, but a coupl ub dayz ago, ai rited a emayl tu Tofu an Cheez asxin tu gib us teh kommint burgerz bak. Tofu replaied dat it nawt gonna happin cuz it maek payjez tuu sloe tu load, an dis wuz dryvin peepz mad. ai nawt shur witch peepz she mint, advertyzerz awr us! awr mebbeh bofe.
heer, hab a tishoo
.
snif!
*wanderz off, dragging feetz in deh durt, sobbing quietlee*
*putz arm rownd Janetz showlder az dey wawking slowlee
down deh road togezzer.*
Oh, Janet, weareber shall wii go??
Wuteber shall wii due?
Wai iz it suddenlee so dark?? Iz awl hoep reelee goan???
There iz no odder playce fur us to go. An ai dont WANT to go enewhere else.
Awl ov ar deer frenz ar heer. . .oar – at leest – they were. Maybee sum ov tehm will com bak sumday. Ai just want it to bee laik it wuz. *sniff*
Laydeez, do nawt has a beeg sad. Heer, ai maded mai speshull choklit martoonies. *hands JCH4K and cweenmj a large frosty glass eech*
{{{{{{martoonie}}}}}} YUMMMMMM!!! Hao did yoo know that thiz wuz eggs actalee waht we needed fur teh cheering up!
An now we knoe, too, wai we ar heer – eben wifaut teh deerlee beloved Voating Burgers!
Heer iz ware we hav frenz hoo can cheer us up no madder hao bad we ar feeling!
*klink* Heer’s to us awl! May we liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrprrrrrrr!!
an ai bringed sumfink fur yu awl tuu, cuz yu teh wunderful cheezpeeps:
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*unloadz voatin cheezburger truk*
*standin behind truk, mindin own bizness*
*truk doors open*
MMMMPPPHHHHH!!!! Halp, ai is berried under elebenty cheezburgers!!
Halp! Martoonie is being undisenfranchised!
Dere are very few fings dat are nawt improved by addin teh martoonies.
♫♫♫
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we’re gonna go through it together.
We may not go far, but sure as a star,
wherever we are, it’s together.
♫♫♫
Wherever I go I know he goes.
Wherever I go I know she goes.
No fits, no fights, no feuds
and no egos, Amigos, together!
♫♫♫
Through thick and through thin,
all out or all in.
And whether it’s win, place or show.
With you for me and me for you,
we’ll muddle through whatever we do.
Together, wherever we go.
♫♫♫
Awww Maus!
Heer yoo ar! An it’s Caturday!
AND Julius Caesar’s burfday!
Hao VERY nice ov yoo to com along and sing tath veree cheeree sawng?
Oar – wuzzit Martoonies chawklit Martoonies taht tempted yoo heer?
Ai think she maed plentee fur awl! Will yoo joyne us???
I can’t. I is teh pryvayte doody nurse (aka toady and slave) fer Teh Dawter, who is having teh yooyooal post-surgery paynes. I has to stay sharp, or I will be flayed, drawn, quartered and keel-hauled. An den she’ll get mad…
ai can has toady an slave plz?
Wut a wunderMaus song, deer Maus!! U gived mii a smile. So I giving u wun back
i can has wot she’s ^ having?
srsly-howz teh dotter0maus?
Pleez giv sum hugsOcomfort frum us to Teh Dawter! We knoe hao uch payne she iz in rite nao – but hao verree veree verree luckee she iz to hav yoo fur her toadee and slave (aka Daddee)! LOL!
But yoo cud just taek a martooniee wif yoo. She wud nebber knoe!
OH TEH BURGMANITY!!!!
Teh brgers did make it bery slow to load teh pages, yewsed to take ages for me. Is nice now nawt to has to wait elebenty billyun howrs for eech page. But wuz awlso nice to show owr appprees… arpechee… to say how much we liked teh commints. *sigh* Ai guess in dis whirld u cannawt has ur caek an eet it too…
Mmm…caek…brb…
But martoonie – this iz CHEEZLAND!! ai thot we CUD hav ar caek an eet it too!!
OH – iz taht chawklit caek yoo hav??? May cweenmj an ai joyne yoo! We ar getting a liddle tired awn taht hot an dustee road ov sorrow.
MMMmmmmman do ai smell cawffee???? Purrhapz teh whirrled izznt kwite az bleek az ai thot it wuz!
Whai yes it is teh choklit caek, an teh freshly brood cawfee. (an u can has a liddle Kwantro or Bayleez innit if u likes – is six o clock sumwehr after awl!) Put ur hope an trust in teh power of caek!!!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
Teh power of caek compels me to buy bigger trowsers…
“Buy”?
Has u been shoppin wiv Wynona Rider again, lcb?
Yes. We just went out to, um, pick up a few things.
*snerk*
*whispurrs to SJ* Ai had reelee hoeped tath wudn’t com up! LOL!!
Wun caek to rool tehm awl!
An ov corse it iz chawklit! An sum nice freshlee brooed cawfee to go wif it.
Maybee it duzzn’t get much bedder tahn this afterawl.
OK ai is gettin oberwelmin urge to go bake a caek. Plz to change teh subject nao as we duz nawt has any eggs an ai cannawt be bothered to go owt in teh – ai just notissed – torrenshul rain (teh Briddish summer, let me show u it – plz to bring ur waterproofs).
Mmm, chokat caek! Puts out floofy paw covered wit crumbs. Plz may I hav sum moar of teh calorie free deelishush caek?
I haz a sad, too. I started werk full tiem dis week an no longer haz my Mundais and day befor Caterdays off tu pay wif cheezfrens. Iz teh pleh! Donnut want! Sew now I haz to due me laundree an odder stuff on Caterday. An itz raining here. Boo hoo.
It WUZ rayning heer. But nao teh sun iz starting to com out! Oar maybee itz just awl the martoonies and chawklit caek and frehslee brood cawfee an Maus’s sawng!
Ai say! It duzznt taek so much to cheer us up afterawl, duzzit????
*hands 3Cattails a beeg slice ob caek* Ah, teh werk – it duz rooin ur soshul life. Ai is awlso dooin teh laundree (well, teh woshing masheen is dooin awl teh hard werk, but ai has to put stuff in and taek it owt an put more stuff in an hang up teh cleen stuffs an at sum point tehr will be irnin…)
Izn’t it luckee taht . . .somhao. . .hoo noes wai, reelee. . .clotehs awlways seem to get awl rinkeld an in need ov teh irnin???
Mmm, tank u! Cheezfrenz an chokolat maek efryting better.
Yesh, luk at teh brite side. I haz kitteh helping re-fur teh laundry and soon I’ll hav some ironing fur teh YNG. Nawt sew bad, akshuly.
Deerist Dame Janet uber awl Cheezland,
Du nawt bii sad… az en awl fingz taht chalen, challa, gibz us ah pain, teh humanity rices obuv adn cumz op wif gnu ideerz. Shirley ( yu owt dare, Shirley? ) , wun ob hour bryllyant peepz whil cum op wif ah awl-turntiv sewlushun. Cud eben bii soup-prize fur awl teh whirled!! Fink harter ebbrywun!! Muss nawt let hour Dame Janet haz beeg sad.
Meenwhyle, pass teh martoonis adn add a salver ob chonklat eklairz
Oh smammie!
Chaklit ecalirz too????? We ar going to hav to send ar deer lolcatburglar “shopping” fur us fur noo clothes!
Ai seem to need sum eneway – these ai hav on seem to bee all raggededee laik!
WUTT!!!
All dis time, beein toal “just wait, we is workin on it…juss bee pashunt…juss
wait”
Blarg. I r ded.
Donkey down!!!! Kwik, bring teh CCC an bedder send sum firemens just in case. *waves restorative parfait under Kafleen’s nose*
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kibble ehynt gonna cut it wif diz bebbeh.. wut wuz dey finkin?
{{{{{sawa}}}} yoo deserb elebentee gazillion burgers fur this wun!
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ok, janet- herez mi ridin two da resqu. i dun wroted a “contact us” thingy 2 da cheezey king n qween, sayin, “ok, i c we cant have our “comments burgers” back- can we have sum way to show how much we preshee8s da bery gud comments?”
mayb dey can cum up wiff sum udder way to do it (mayb dey gotz da brilliant new programmer liek dey asked for da udder day whoo can helps uz !)
(tappin her foot waiting qwietly and payshuntlee for a positive answer-mmmmhhhmmm hmmhumm (hum in “the moon and i” frm da mikado to herself while she waitz))
OK, U GUIZE ! WE WANTS EM NAOW!
OR, OR, OR- – WE ATTACK!
(SAWWY, MI IMPAYSHUNS, LET MI SHOW U IT)
Oh, ai will sing taht wun wif yoo. Itz wun ov mai favoiet sawngs!
And thans fur teh resqu. Ai awlwayz seem to be needing it!
Teh sun, hooz rayz r al ablayz wif evver-livvin glo-reeeeeeeeeeee
Duz not d-ny hiz majestee–he skornz 2 tel a sto-reeeeeeeeee
He dont eksklaym, ‘Ai blushyfayse fr shaym, so kyndlee b induljint’
But feerse (GRR!) en bold in fyree gold, he gloreez al eff…effl…shynee!
Ai meen 2 rool teh Erf, az he teh skyyyyyyyyyyy
We reelee kno owr wurrrrrrrrth, teh sun en Ai
Ai meen 2 rool teh Erf, az he teh skyyyyyyyy
We reelee kno owr wurth, teh suuuuuuuuun en Ai!
Ob…obs…lookit hiz flaym, dat plassid daym, teh moon’z seleschul hyyy-nesssss
Dere’z not a trayse upon her fayse uv diffidense or shyness
She borrowz lyte (LCB! teh MOON borrowz teh lyte, u put dat bak!) dat, fru teh nyte, kittehz may al akklaym her
En, troof 2 tel, she lytez up wel, so Ai, fr wun, dont blaym her
Ah, pray mayk no mistaaaaaayk, we r not shyyyyyyy
We’z verree wyde-awayk, teh moon en Aaaaiiiiiiii
Ah, pray mayk no mistayk, we r not shyyyyyy
We’z verree wyde-awayk, teh mooooon en Aaaiiiiiiii!
Oh noez!
Not on a caturday!
We haz some gud newz and some bad newz.
Gud news: Venison iz served best with a touch of red wine;
Bad newz: You can’t haz any!
Mwahahaaa.. >:)
Or rather, you prolly don’t wantz any.
I has a sad. Tis teh Bambi…maeking mii cri since teh childhood.
Aaw, no crai bell of land of mariez! You can has tizzuez!
Kittehs jus fawning over new fren.
Ur rite, in factz, ur spot on!
*heddesk* *giggles an groanz to be hurd sawftlee*
Next on Nashnul Jeegrafik:
When three animoos want de same towl.
Nekst awn Eff-Ekz: Wurld’s Waildist Intuspeeseez Towul Faiytz.
C, yr mawm….umm, yr mawm, she…Hay, u noe yr mawm?
She….she disaidid tu go awn a krooz an nawt kum bak n-til u iz elebentee-ayt yeerz oeld.
(Hoepfulee, we figyoor owt hao tu tel him bai den.)
Um, she wents to a farm… to runs free… wif dat ol dawg we wuns had… um, yeh, dat it.
teh bad newz is… dere be about eleventy bazilliun playboy bunnehs n stripperz wif ur name nao.
Bambee. yr mam, she gots cawt in a fites wif a vry bad man
…too bad that fawn probably died/will die.
I’ve witnessed so many wild orphans die because well-intentioned people try to take care of them, fail because they don’t realize that what they’re feeding the animal is killing it, and then only bring them in to a wildlife rehab center when they are on the edge of death and very difficult to bring back.
1) The fawn (Jet) is very much alive and healthy. His momma was unquestionably, visibly, and undisputably dead.
2) The first thing my sister did after her husband brought Jet home was to check with wildlife rescue. The local rescue was overrun with animals, and (as she lives on 4 acres with a neighbor who has nine in a protected area) gave her the option of raising him.
3) She is a trained medical professional, and immediately asked about proper diet, nutrient additives, and how to feed him as he gets older.
4) Jet is already showing interest in the wild deer that roam her neighborhood. Right now he wears a breakaway red collar to show he has been hand-raised, and when she gets off call he will be given a permanent bright orange ear tag to show that he was a hand-raised deer and not as afraid as he should be of predator species.
5) If he does not make the transition to the wild, there are plans in place for his long term welfare (including a fenced 90 acre spread, a veterinary with a trank gun and appropriate transportation should he outgrow my sister’s place).
6) The veterinary and wildlife rescue are being consulted every step of the way and approve of Jet’s condition.
7) No, it is NOT as good as having the fawn raised solely by wildlife rescue. See #2 above.
De fawn is berry cute! I hopes that there is no reezun fer the caretroll mode to foller:
** caretroll mask on **
Sum peeps doan noh taht mamma doe usual stashs her fawnlings sumplace afore she go owt to forage. When dose peeps see the fawn(s) dey mistookenly fink ‘oh de poor fing is abandoned, we do da rite fing and rescues the poor cute liddle fawn’. Den mamma doe comes bak fer de fawn(s) and deyre gone so she goes away. Nobody wins.
**caretroll mask off **
WHUFF!! DAT mask stinx!!! Wut died in der?
Iz tru. Kind peeps, plz nevar take behbeh deer; mama deer alwayz cumz bak.
Mama deer was very messily and gorily dead by the side of the road, peeps. The fawn (Jet) was barely alive. His rescuers checked with wildlife rescue people, who were overrun, and as they have four acres (with wild deer) and their neighbors have nine, in a protected area, they were given the option to raise Jet at home. I might add that both rescuers are medical professionals with a lot of experience.
In general, it is NOT a good idea to just pick up “abandoned” animals, and if it is CLEAR that momma is dead, as it was in this case, it is good to handle the wild animal as little as possible and take it to wildlife rescue. Jet was found on a Sunday, rescue organizations were overwhelmed with animals, and so keeping him alive at home was the best of a series of bad options.
that’s jet!! http://www.ironmountainjewelry.com/FawnFolio.html
DOH! A deer, a femail deer!
Kittehs of wildlief reskuer hoomin chek oot deh new babbeh.
Wat kind kitteh R U, anywayz? Tale two short for lep-ard or jaggy-woar.
Eres is funee-shape for deh mancks kitteh. Sew what we gonna due wit U?
An as u is noo heer, we tells u teh rules. Teh nip mousie is owrs. Teh climby scratchy post is owrs. Teh hyoomins warm lap is owrs – wehn we wants it. Teh floofy fing awn teh bowncy stik is owrs. Teh warm place in frunt of teh fire is owrs. We has first go at teh gushifud. U can has wut we leevs. We doesn’t leev mush but dat is teh way it goes. Welkum to teh famblee.
LOLz bote MomCatAnna and martoonie
Wut a Blak Caturday iyt iys: Ai haz a HUGE SAD!!!!!:
Veree deprehsyng capshun bowt Bambi’s Mommeh!!!!!
Sad news bowt teh Voatyng Burgers!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kwik!!! Bring teh emergencee choklit caek an martoonies ober heer! Ai finks we has a cheezfrend in desprit need!
Fanks, Martoonie!!! Ai needid taht!!
caek, cawfee wit baleys (or sambucca, or whatebber tickles yer fanci). De cure for many ills.
Dis baybee fawn wuz reskued by frendz ob mine!!! Hiz name iz Jet. But liek Bambi, hiz mama izn’t cummin’ bak, so Leslie n Mike r takin’ gud care ob him.
Jet’s story iz here.
Bambi’s Momma died?
*sniff*
*lip trembles*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Yabbut, look on teh brite side: teh kittehs just saved a bundle on their cars inshoorance!
and as a bonus they also eated deh annoying gecko
oh noes, dis should be unner lcb’s inshoorance commint
furst yu taikes tym to hav big, big, sad. then my aunti-cat will bryng
good frend ladyfawn ovr and intoo—-intro—-meik her meet yr daddyfawn.
will give warm hart to yr daddyfawn and will hug yu all the tyme liek mommy did.
but teh gud nooz is, heer’z teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz and trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today! heer is homemade chonklit fudggee caek, frooty punch, funny hats, bloonz and fettiz!
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awww poor bambi
Yuz adopted.
Yuss, wii wil adopyu an lurveyu az onlii sof gud cattiiz kan. *SNORGLE*
wow, that deer is smaller than the cats! i didn’t know baby deer were so tiny.
Bambeh, we got sum gud newz n sum bad newz
Gud newz – ur new mama’s a kitteh!
Bad newz at 11
“We aren’t Thumper and Flower.”
OMG people! Cats hunt deer!
wut iz a nawt sekond?
the bad news is… that you can’t eat mah cheezburgrz eni moar