Bambi,
Bambi, we haz some bad newz
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No Bambi! RUNAWAY DA BASEMENT CATZ GONNA EAT U!!!1!!
Awww… wy we startz caturday with a sad?
Congratshulashuns Hashim, iz dat ur nawt sekond nawt sekond?
pardon but wat second??
we duz nawt use teh “f” wurd heer (f!rst).
we calls it “nawt-sekkund”, oar else “furvvest-frum-last” sumtimes.
sew, to translate = yore f*rst time as teh f*rst commenter!
oh…so dat ecsplainz eberythin thankz {{{tessm}}} for da help!!!1!
ya dis iz mah nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Menee - well, 12 eneway, ov teh dansing Conga Ratz to yoo, Hashim, fur yur reelee gud appearance in teh Tawp Spawt!
Ai will dans teh dans ov joi fur yoo!
*dans dans dans
twerl twerl twerl
glyyyyyyyyde glyyyyyyde swoop swoop
LEAP LEAP JAZZ HANS!! Whooooo HOooooo!!!
An nao - ai’m gonna hav sum cawffee! *puff puff* Hav yoo had sum yet???
sekund?
*snerk*
good wun!
Oh deer….
Do not wurry, Bambee, I takes gud care of yoo.
Ifs uz got nuffin nize two sai, kitteh, dunt sai nuffin at awl.
Teh big carcass hidden under teh towell is a vary bad sine.
daisy, i dun no if aid trust anywuns hoo had a big bare under raps rite nekkst tew bebbeh dear. ai tinks teh kittehs air tehr to pleh bebbeh dear, an are admiring teh luvly spots on new kitteh.
Bad dood from Booty and teh Beest done it!
Shadow and Fluffy had questions about the ‘kitten’ the Forever Fambly Agency had sent …
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Mennee brgrs for yu!
Oh Grate Cheezeses, plees can we has owr brgrs bak, so we can sho peeps hao mush we preeshiates tehre commets. Pritty plees. Wiv shuggers awn!
Kthxbai
O GRATE BURGERS IN DE SKYES! Again ai throw maiself upawn mai neez befoar yoo, wif streeming aeiz an shredding mai clothez!!!
PLEEEZE PLEEZEE PLEEZE
*ahem* PLEEZE, PLEEEZE, PLEEEEEEEZE - we ar desperit fur teh burgers!
HAO else can we show ar approooval fur a trooolee brillyant commint sawa just madeded!!
It’s just nawt teh SAYME az teh ICHC wee awl luved so much! Itz still fun - but nawt neerlee so much az it wuz!
So pleeze - befoar we looz awl teh wunnerful peepl taht maed this site ar beloved hoam - bring teh voating burgers bak!
Ai humblee thank yoo fur lisseining to mai plea!
*wakenz eerly adn stumblez 2 pooter*
Oh No!!! Luk at ower deer, deer Dame Janet!!!
*Shakez fist at deh Cheezmiesterz*
LUK AT WUT U HAZ DUN 2 OWER JANET!!
*Handz Janet hankee — berry dainty noze blowing iz herd.*
U see deh teerz running down her fais!!!
U see deh shredding uv her clothez!!
(Whisspurrz - Janet, u might not want 2 b shredding dat bit rite dere.)
U musting 2 b bringing bak deh voting burgerz!!!
Ower Janet cannot b taking dis much longer. Her hart iz borked.
*Runz 2 deh Ty-booteak*
*kumz owt wif armz full*
Heer, Janet. Sitting down on dis shaze lownj.
*Tukz her up in sofft blankee wif kittehz on it.*
Take dis nice hot cuppa kamomile tea. It b berry soothing, u noez. And heer iz a liddul chokklit possum. I noez u lubz dem. Adn luk, I fownding dis preshuz kitty music box, just wind it up and it will play soft tinklee musikz 4 u.
{{{{Janet}}}}
*sniff* *wypez aies wif corner ov prettee hankee*
Thank yoo fur teh chawklik an teh preshuz kitty music box wif teh sawft tinklee mewski.
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Yoo knoe - bof Maus an gibbocat said it prollee cud nebber bee becuz of teh “sumething sumething tath tuk up too much room. But ai reelee belieeved tath teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye were gud enuf tath they cud figger sumthing out.
Ai think it wuz teh peepl wif teh awful IE hoo were having teh problims. But ai nebber had ene wif fyrefox oar safari. Wai . . .prollee a dum queschun. . .wai cudn’t ebreewun just get fyrfox???
ai so sowwy tu tel yu dis, but a coupl ub dayz ago, ai rited a emayl tu Tofu an Cheez asxin tu gib us teh kommint burgerz bak. Tofu replaied dat it nawt gonna happin cuz it maek payjez tuu sloe tu load, an dis wuz dryvin peepz mad. ai nawt shur witch peepz she mint, advertyzerz awr us! awr mebbeh bofe.
heer, hab a tishoo
.
snif!
*wanderz off, dragging feetz in deh durt, sobbing quietlee*
*putz arm rownd Janetz showlder az dey wawking slowlee
down deh road togezzer.*
Oh, Janet, weareber shall wii go??
Wuteber shall wii due?
Wai iz it suddenlee so dark?? Iz awl hoep reelee goan???
There iz no odder playce fur us to go. An ai dont WANT to go enewhere else.
Awl ov ar deer frenz ar heer. . .oar - at leest - they were. Maybee sum ov tehm will com bak sumday. Ai just want it to bee laik it wuz. *sniff*
Laydeez, do nawt has a beeg sad. Heer, ai maded mai speshull choklit martoonies. *hands JCH4K and cweenmj a large frosty glass eech*
{{{{{{martoonie}}}}}} YUMMMMMM!!! Hao did yoo know that thiz wuz eggs actalee waht we needed fur teh cheering up!
An now we knoe, too, wai we ar heer - eben wifaut teh deerlee beloved Voating Burgers!
Heer iz ware we hav frenz hoo can cheer us up no madder hao bad we ar feeling!
*klink* Heer’s to us awl! May we liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrprrrrrrr!!
an ai bringed sumfink fur yu awl tuu, cuz yu teh wunderful cheezpeeps:
.
*unloadz voatin cheezburger truk*
*standin behind truk, mindin own bizness*
*truk doors open*
MMMMPPPHHHHH!!!! Halp, ai is berried under elebenty cheezburgers!!
Halp! Martoonie is being undisenfranchised!
Dere are very few fings dat are nawt improved by addin teh martoonies.
♫♫♫
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we’re gonna go through it together.
We may not go far, but sure as a star,
wherever we are, it’s together.
♫♫♫
Wherever I go I know he goes.
Wherever I go I know she goes.
No fits, no fights, no feuds
and no egos, Amigos, together!
♫♫♫
Through thick and through thin,
all out or all in.
And whether it’s win, place or show.
With you for me and me for you,
we’ll muddle through whatever we do.
Together, wherever we go.
♫♫♫
Awww Maus!
Heer yoo ar! An it’s Caturday!
AND Julius Caesar’s burfday!
Hao VERY nice ov yoo to com along and sing tath veree cheeree sawng?
Oar - wuzzit Martoonies chawklit Martoonies taht tempted yoo heer?
Ai think she maed plentee fur awl! Will yoo joyne us???
I can’t. I is teh pryvayte doody nurse (aka toady and slave) fer Teh Dawter, who is having teh yooyooal post-surgery paynes. I has to stay sharp, or I will be flayed, drawn, quartered and keel-hauled. An den she’ll get mad…
ai can has toady an slave plz?
Wut a wunderMaus song, deer Maus!! U gived mii a smile. So I giving u wun back
i can has wot she’s ^ having?
srsly-howz teh dotter0maus?
Pleez giv sum hugsOcomfort frum us to Teh Dawter! We knoe hao uch payne she iz in rite nao - but hao verree veree verree luckee she iz to hav yoo fur her toadee and slave (aka Daddee)! LOL!
But yoo cud just taek a martooniee wif yoo. She wud nebber knoe!
OH TEH BURGMANITY!!!!
Teh brgers did make it bery slow to load teh pages, yewsed to take ages for me. Is nice now nawt to has to wait elebenty billyun howrs for eech page. But wuz awlso nice to show owr appprees… arpechee… to say how much we liked teh commints. *sigh* Ai guess in dis whirld u cannawt has ur caek an eet it too…
Mmm…caek…brb…
But martoonie - this iz CHEEZLAND!! ai thot we CUD hav ar caek an eet it too!!
OH - iz taht chawklit caek yoo hav??? May cweenmj an ai joyne yoo! We ar getting a liddle tired awn taht hot an dustee road ov sorrow.
MMMmmmmman do ai smell cawffee???? Purrhapz teh whirrled izznt kwite az bleek az ai thot it wuz!
Whai yes it is teh choklit caek, an teh freshly brood cawfee. (an u can has a liddle Kwantro or Bayleez innit if u likes - is six o clock sumwehr after awl!) Put ur hope an trust in teh power of caek!!!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF CAEK COMPELS U!!1!
Teh power of caek compels me to buy bigger trowsers…
“Buy”?
Has u been shoppin wiv Wynona Rider again, lcb?
Yes. We just went out to, um, pick up a few things.
*snerk*
*whispurrs to SJ* Ai had reelee hoeped tath wudn’t com up! LOL!!
Wun caek to rool tehm awl!
An ov corse it iz chawklit! An sum nice freshlee brooed cawfee to go wif it.
Maybee it duzzn’t get much bedder tahn this afterawl.
OK ai is gettin oberwelmin urge to go bake a caek. Plz to change teh subject nao as we duz nawt has any eggs an ai cannawt be bothered to go owt in teh - ai just notissed - torrenshul rain (teh Briddish summer, let me show u it - plz to bring ur waterproofs).
Mmm, chokat caek! Puts out floofy paw covered wit crumbs. Plz may I hav sum moar of teh calorie free deelishush caek?
I haz a sad, too. I started werk full tiem dis week an no longer haz my Mundais and day befor Caterdays off tu pay wif cheezfrens. Iz teh pleh! Donnut want! Sew now I haz to due me laundree an odder stuff on Caterday. An itz raining here. Boo hoo.
It WUZ rayning heer. But nao teh sun iz starting to com out! Oar maybee itz just awl the martoonies and chawklit caek and frehslee brood cawfee an Maus’s sawng!
Ai say! It duzznt taek so much to cheer us up afterawl, duzzit????
*hands 3Cattails a beeg slice ob caek* Ah, teh werk - it duz rooin ur soshul life. Ai is awlso dooin teh laundree (well, teh woshing masheen is dooin awl teh hard werk, but ai has to put stuff in and taek it owt an put more stuff in an hang up teh cleen stuffs an at sum point tehr will be irnin…)
Izn’t it luckee taht . . .somhao. . .hoo noes wai, reelee. . .clotehs awlways seem to get awl rinkeld an in need ov teh irnin???
Mmm, tank u! Cheezfrenz an chokolat maek efryting better.
Yesh, luk at teh brite side. I haz kitteh helping re-fur teh laundry and soon I’ll hav some ironing fur teh YNG. Nawt sew bad, akshuly.
Deerist Dame Janet uber awl Cheezland,
Du nawt bii sad… az en awl fingz taht chalen, challa, gibz us ah pain, teh humanity rices obuv adn cumz op wif gnu ideerz. Shirley ( yu owt dare, Shirley? ) , wun ob hour bryllyant peepz whil cum op wif ah awl-turntiv sewlushun. Cud eben bii soup-prize fur awl teh whirled!! Fink harter ebbrywun!! Muss nawt let hour Dame Janet haz beeg sad.
Meenwhyle, pass teh martoonis adn add a salver ob chonklat eklairz
Oh smammie!
Chaklit ecalirz too????? We ar going to hav to send ar deer lolcatburglar “shopping” fur us fur noo clothes!
Ai seem to need sum eneway - these ai hav on seem to bee all raggededee laik!