Dem Canadian Kittehs
Dem Canadian Kittehs Is nice to everyone
dem moos nawt sew nice sumtiems tho.
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GMTA, Mamarosa. Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund….whut wud u liek fur drinkeez n danses?
Itz Caturday nite, so we will has pasties, maple tarts and skunky beers. And dance teh nite away at teh hocky gaem.
Itz nite? Nawt heer! Muahhahahaha! Mannee hours ov caturday left fur teh drinkin’ and danses!
Ummm, MB, culd u plz snd teh CCC ober 2 ur profyle? Ai kinda splorted awn ur Speshul Fairy LOL (swy bowt taht).
WAT? Dis one is mine! Sry……….Not Mamarosa…Incognito Andy Katz
Well, dey r kittEHs.
feh. punny.
soshulizasian, yer doin it rite
Koooo-loo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooo!!!
Hoser.
chortle, chortle, guffaw
take off, eh!
Beauty.
cud yu eggs playne dis wun plz, ai nawt unnerstanded it. i r nawt kan-eh-dien awr merrykin.
Whut a ginormous maus… um… I mean mousse…
Elk?
doan reindeer onna partay
A Møøse once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW
The caption writers have been sacked
So war r de llamas?
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES
RALPH THE WONDER LLAMA!
iCUIDADO! iHAY LLAMAS!!!!
Sum aer in C64-land, playing “Attack ob teh Mutant Llamas”.
Ni! Ni!
Mai fwiend…her kitteh sais Ni sumtiems when yew piks her up…iz funnie!
But does she demand shrubberies?
Awn okaishun
And then does she demand that you cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with… A HERRING?!
Mebbeh…I find dis kuite funnie, becuz Ai made a herring comment awn teh lastest picture…
Well… GMTA!
See?:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/12/funny-pictures-cat-dar-engaged/#comment-377368
Oar mebbe just CMFA…CheezMindz Fink Alike?
well, most uv us problee kwalifye as finks… weze sirtenlee nawty enuff.
Fanks alot, Maus, ur gonna git mi kikked outta teh liberry fur snerking 2 lowd!
My pleasure. I exist to serve…
doh I shoulda known dis montee python ref would be made long before I got here
’s OK SAMS! We all has teh GMTA!
Iz teh poyntee too… twoo.. tuq… hat that skeers the kitteh!
kitteh best not tri and catches dat maus
Catching izunt teh problem.
Hao wud a kitteh eat a mousse dat size?
How? How bout…
A la mode
Breaded
Cooked over a open fire
Diced
E…
ai innerupt dis fred wif a teknicul kweschun…….
iz innywun else habing problems seeing pix on their profyle page….ai can’t see my pix, my lols or on anyone elses either……… an its dat wai on bof mai puters
Yes, I think it is trouble on ICHC side. Is not ur fault.
Probably.
Hai guize. Ai think ai told yoo rong! It say above mee taht ai am . . .uh oh! ai;m nawt sure hoo ai am wehn.
Befoar -awn safari – ai wuz green – ai think – an it sayed ai wuz glorfindel. Nao ai’m awn fyrefox and ai am STILL green but it iz janetscanhasetc.
Hmmm – ai NOO it wudn’t bee eezee to straighten aut. Ai think maybee ai need to doo sum testing!
Janet, is u using a different browser or computer than u was teh other night?
Is e-z to fix: just go down to teh bottom of teh comments page and puts in teh same info as befoar.
gud tew noes, fanks. ai duzznt noes how ai cud cauz it………..ai bin gone 4 hours….. thanks for letting me know!!!
Aw, heck. Lemme just do teh hole list. My boredom, let me show u it.
En croute
Flambay
Grilled
Heated up in microwave
In a bowl
Jellied
Kibbled
Lightly buttered
Mashed
Nicely roasted
On a bed of rice
Pureed
Quiescently frozen
Roastified
Shredded
Toasted and served on toast
Under glass
Voraciously
With bare paws
Xtra crispitty
Yakked up and re-eated
Zesty
ewwwwwwwwwwwww yakked up and re-eated……… ewwwwwwwwww
It’s just a serving suggestion.
kitteh wud eet it inna boat
an eet it wif a goat
an eet it inna rayne
an in teh dark, an onna trayn
an inn kar, an inna tree,
cuz mauses r sew gud, sew gud, yu see!
Kitteh’s tayle iz floofy…mebbe a bit skeered of ginormous mousse…Ai noes Ai wood be!
yah, think uv teh result uv eetin awl taht mousse awn her wasteline! ide be skeered to!
Iz OK, mousse iz low carb.
…but iz Maus…uh, mousse…low-fat?
Moosie has a taste. A taste for kitteh. Wach out!
of course
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happitayle dae-b4-birfdae, MissShelb11!!!!
Poar kitteh’s hayrballz muss be freezin’ off!
Canajun kittehs offin equipt wif extra furry grate wite north harblls.
oOo. I libes in teh souff…we nawt hab teh snowies.
Mi, 2….maeks u wundur hao offen tehy git 2 yuse taht bowt bak dere.
betweenn summerr an a contructions…like ebreeone else
“Iz u mai starter?”
“No, I’z ur worse naitmare!”
Why did teh Canadeeun cros teh rode?
To get to teh middul.
I wanna make a terrible movie in canada, everybuddy else has!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=LqQCyAQBgXY
Kitteh sais o hai mistah mousie, can i has goggie remuval pls! I even shaers mai cheezburger wif u… uh oh… u can has wrapper, k?
Beeuutee adn teh Beest; oar teh Oudd Kuppel;
how does U knoz it ar a canadian kitteh
could be yankee kitteh from Maine
we has mousses wer ai am… tehy keep eetin teh bushes.
an everybuddee has a bote her too. rather sillee, after awl, its teh middul uv a dessert.
A dessert? Lyk baykd uhlaskuh?
where is Uz frum kits?
yootah.. it snoes and it gets hawt and everybuddee an tehir goggee gets sunburnded wen they goes owtside. an teh moouses and dear cawse latenite acksidents awl winter too.
sowee two_kittehs. not seed ur comment.
ai has similar kwestion. see below.
not a purblem afriCat
GMTA!
cause it attachedd to the moose
Iz sew true!!!
But ai taik eksepshun wiv “eh”. Ai hav nevur herd ENII uv mai Canadian frenz say “eh”.
I have, an actor of mine. The more tired one is, the thicker the home accent can be. My drawl get so thick you can’t cut it with a knife, mebbe chainsaw.
Eben teh Meeshiganians say “eh”…..ai catch myself sayin it frum tyme to tyme.
Mai proximity to Canadia…ai will shows u it !!!
Ai fot tehy wuz cawld Michiganders?
We goes by either/or.
Dere wuz aktually a big to do abowt “Michigander” a whyle back…..peeps thot it wuz “demeaning” cuz “gander” = “goose” which sumhow = “stoopid”.
My wunnerful home state…let me show u it’s weirdness !!
‘ello fellow Michiga….. ahem!… Meeshiganian!
liek a fruit! Or spice!
Purrhaps you guys wood purrfur to be called Meshugenah?
I thinkz kan be singular or plural.
PS. Ann Arbor wun uv my favritest places in tha world!
I am Catnadian and I persunally garantees that we sez ‘eh’. All teh time, eh?
I is Catnadian too, but I don’t noes too many who sez eh.
When u are at sea, u smells teh land. When u are on land, u smells teh sea.
(O hai, bubbyscranky! How u is?)
Fer tehm, Canada = Toronto.
Teh rest of teh coontry not exzist as reel peepple. Wee all stoopid rednek hiks, dumm fishrmn, dumm whatever. Not reel, imprtnt Cnadians lik peeple in holy Tronna.
r u sure itz an Canadian kitteh? cudn’t dat b teh mooose frm Northern Exposure? u know teh funneez teebee show?sew mebbe Alaskanan kitteh?
I gotz dis pikture years ago frum fren who nose teh peeps inbolbed here, kitteh is from Laska n runned oat so see teh moosie wen human opened doar to tek pictur.
Ai awlwais say, ebbrywun in Canadia iz frendlee. Nawt hard to figyer oot.
Dis big fud is bein awful nosy!
Nah, just seems lyk it coz de big fud hazza pruporshunallee big nose.
A Møøse once bit my sister
In her pajamas?
how the moose got into her pajamas, we may never know.
and we did hav to kall the fyredepartment to get it owt…
Firemans halp u get outta pajamas?
*Puts on jammies, dials firemans department*
speed dial?
No, I just shouts. I moved in next store to teh firemans station.
Teh peeps who run teh libarry say it’s not meant for living in and keep threatening to kick me out.
Well OB-veeus the liberry is not for teh living in! If it wuz for teh living in, it wud hav coffee! And floofy couch!
[becauz that plus plenty books iz teh 3 basik nessetary... nessety... 3 bilding bloks of life, rite?]
CANADA WIN
I sez I wunted to plai with mouz, not moos!!!!!!!!
Beeg hoarsee luukeeng
feeng steppz n2 t3h yard
awn berreh lawnng leggz
Awllso habz t3h funneh
luukeeng branchizz stikkeeng owtz
ubs himz reegull hedd
Seems frendlee eenuff.
beeg wyde sawft noaz brusshez myne.
Wunduur wutz himz wantz?
Mebbee juss needz a
frenz 2 tawkz 2 andz knoez dat
himz iz nawt alloan
Jack.
Dis is why wii bisit heer at ICHC. Grate pome, Jack!
jack! Tat awlmoast maed me crai. Needing a friend – and nawt being alloan. SOOOO tuching! It iz waht ebreewun needs moast!
NICE??!! pft!
Kittehs jes tryin 2 figger owt hau 2 get it thru the frunt door!!
Moose in teh howse! nowey hoser!
ai luv dat game!
testing
w00t! Iz bloo!
Hao yew dew dat?
O hai!
U wunt to go to http://www.wordpress.com and sign up for account! Den u kin
log in and then come here and post and your id will show up like that. You
can get a picture too!
If you wunt sum halp, u kin email me. kafleenthedonkey@gmail.com
I r a halpful donkeh…ask ennehbuddeh.
lol,i love the series but why is there alot of comments NOT about this?!?!
Ur breff smell like sqerill….
Wairz my’s little pal Rocky??
kitteh sez,
Moosie, we meetz at Tim Horton’s fur koffee?
or duz U wantz coco?
Anyone wunderd whyz canadian kitteh nwice 2 eweryone, just 2 maek a reputation and get cheezburgerz!!1!
Dis one iz mine….I cdn…remained incognito on deh submission doh…
Lok wot followd meh hom, can we kep ‘im?
NOT CANADIAN!!! Anchorage AK has been claiming that picture for years. Of course, there’s a dude on wunderground.com that claims he took it in Eveleth MN in 2003. Internet puzzle…
http://www.wunderground.com/wximage/viewsingleimage.html?mode=singleimage&handle=TheG&number=3&album_id=3&thumbstart=0&gallery=
fun! i wonder if mousse has ever seen a cat before..
Mooseburger not done yet!