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Con cat shoelaces awn ur furvest frum last, goosie! Hao bowt a nais sweet drinkee laik a chawklit martoonee? And wii dans 2 Mai boi LOLipop?
*Step step wiggle wiggle*
*Do teh frug*
*AAANNNDDD…Sliiiiide*
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Akshuly ai dismember teh frug! Iz olde. Fer sweet drinkee ai wil hab mai homemaed
Katluah wif milk. Iz mai vershun ob teh chokklit milk. *hic* Fer teh danses ai wul liek to do teh hokee pokee. Dun no whai, jus wanna!
*Putz left fut in*…
Ohai, goosie.. I maiks mai own katlua tew!! Duz U use teh instink cawfee??
Ai uses teh Yuban kawfee. Boyle a pownd inna big pawt o’ watter fur an our or sew and tehn runzit thru a cheezclof. Yew endz up wif about a cuppa reeeeeeely strong kawfee!
Mai recipee maeks about a gallin anna haf. Iz berry gud.
but whut if teh hokee pokee IZ whut itz awl abaut? Mai filosoffikal sied, let me sho u it.
the hokey pokey IZ wut itz awl abowt.
(yu notiss tho, that ai didnt spesifye which ‘it’ ime talkin abowt.)
hokee pokee *shudders* 375 times in 7 months *shudders again*
Iz taht teh euphamism wii’s usin tonite?
chilluns theatre, 3 times a day *shudder*
Duz u need a warm sawftee blankee adn a mug of kawfee? Wif a shot of sumtin?
Prolly nawt juss one shot.
bingo, I think the plural comes into play here.
one of my actors that year gave me (tried to annyway) a button “What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?”. I flung it at him, with great force.
*snert*
look ma… no hands!
oops. now both of my eyes are open and I see ketteh is using her paws to hold the candy. I jsut woke up from a nap and saw this.
Eye iz a sukker fur a gud joke!
ai fownded wun:
…
there wuns wuz a man whu kudnt tawlk but he wanted to lern how. he wuz at an opera and the singer went “meeeeeee meeeeeemeeeeee.”
He went to a pottrey store an saw a weird guy goin “forks n’nives, forks n’nives”. He left an herd a kid sey “he stoled mai lollipop.”
teh man wuz awn hiz way home wen he fownd a ded guy. teh policemen tawlked to him and sed: “whu killt this man?”
“meeeeeee meeeeemeeeeee”
“haow did yu kill him?”
“forks n’nives, forks n’nives”
“Whai didchu killim?”
“he stoled mai lollipop.”
“okey mister, yer kumin wif me.”
*groan*
.
*facepaw*
.
*headesk*
.
*yeowtch*
Wen you likz it, you lieks it. Nom nom nom nom…. Fishee flavur- mah favrit!
Fishee flavur, whut kynd?
Ahi
Bass
Catfish
D…
Dungeness crab!
Dorsal striped flounder (ok, ai maded taht up)
Eel
Filet o’ fish
G…
Grouper
Haddock
Icthysaur (reeeely big fish-lukin thing)
J..
Juice of tuna
Katfish
Lionfish
M…
Mollusk (smells fishy)
Narwal
Ovum (fish eggs)
P…
Grouper
Halibut
I…
Jaws
Klondike trout (a local variety)
Lutefisk
Mackarel
N…
Eben teh kittehs wont eet lutefisk. Uff da!
Narwal (big whaley thing, mebbe misspelled liek teh kittehs do, Ai dunno)
Opakapaka
Pufferfish
Q…
Northern pike
Old minnows
Paddlefish
Q….
Qwispy fwied fish
Roughy, orange
Salmon!
Turbot
Unagi
V…
Very large vats of herring – nom nom nom…
Walleye – frum Menisooota
X-ray eel (?) :<)
Y
Yummy tuna
Zebra fish
Yellow-fin Tuna
Zippy fish (reely fast, lotsa proteen,????)
Dis mai lolli, git ur own!!
lolli lolli lolli git ur adverbs here?
fathur, sun, and lolli, manni-manni flavurs.
opened bizyness, sellin lolli to kittehs.
Skool Houz Rox?
Care Troll Bait!
*Hint: Lolly stuck to whiskers*
Aaannnd…. GO!
but der essential fishy oils and vitaminin supplements inna kitteh lolli.
but the lolli isnt wet… it duznt get stuk until itz wet!
Care Troll? OK, I plead ignorant. What is (a) Care Troll?
Ohai Owl! Ai knwo tihs iz a foo daze layte, but maebee ul seez it. A Care Troll makez shur nobodee iz hurtin teh kittehs. LOLipop stikin 2 whizkurz iz nawt gud.
i nevar made it wifout bitin’… ask mistur owl
3!
’tis troo!
At least I not a LOLipup!
No kwit yr dey jawb, kitteh. Welrd uv komedee iz nawt redee fr u.
mai sukker, hyoomen- yu has alreddee had wey to much suger for todey…
Kitunerina, hab u bean borrowing PercyCat’s kitteh spy cam?
Yes, I hab had wey to much suger for todey.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElicious!*
diz is squeeelishus…
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erm…
mai powers uv link iz fail…
testing—-
Pikshur, but nawt bloo. huh, wair did ai fined dat fing?
Wut r u lukin fur? Mebbe I kin halp?
Cant membur da sinein fur dat. If yu wuz traing tu be mai fren ai’m wurking awn it. Fink ai nede a nap naow. Happy Caturday tu awl.
Has a gud Caturday nap, gma! Will see u later.
gma
go tew wordpress.com and log in der……… but i’m cormfuzzled……wai yew haz abatar but name not blue…
can yew make shur yew has yer url on yer wordpress profyle page
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
gma! Hao r u todai?
Ohai, Mel, cant merember haow ai got bloo yestdy nd wut wuz my naim nd paswurd. Iz so menny fingz heer mai liddul branez just dunt wurk wel enuf. if ai clikz awn yur bloo it wantz me to sine in tu nd ai dont noze wich naim tu uze. Wil trai tumoro. Mite hab tu strat awl obur agen aftur it tuk awl weke awredy. Nd ai hab alturego ai wantz tu du wen ai can finely get mai ak tubevvur.
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Hi Gma. I hope yu get it werked out soon. I lik forward to addin yu as a frend. Iz a kyoot kitteh u hav as an avatar.
I haz a lolz liek dat ceck et out.
How? I cant go tu yor profile.. D:
Yor URI ish messed up!
Can’t stay an plai too long, but I did tri an klick on ur name, Sara to see ur lolz. The link iznt werking. Wanna tri agin?
dang it i no nothin of compootur dings.
What yoo can do is go to your profile, copy the link to your profile on the address bar, and delete what you have in teh URI, and paste what you copied intu teh URI.
Den post “DONE!” Just in case to save?
o hai guys. :3
MMmmmm..TootziLOL center!!
hoa do i tri again?
I tulds yoo what to do! I post in your “Dang i knoe nothin ov compootur dings”
okay is fixed nao
WIN!
cewl
I sents yoo frend request! Ahcept and i be nawt-sekund, mayb?
I r tring to maek mai linkie wurk lyke yu sayed but on mai ICHC profile page there iz no bocks for URI. Waht nao?
the box for the URI is on the comment box, so scroll down and you’ll find it. Faster than I did the first time, I’ll wager.
WIN AGAIEN!
Dis ting keeepZ coming and goin awai. Itz makin mai hed hurtz. I will luk again tomorrey. Tanks ffur the helpz!
NOOO!! i 8 all off mai slim jim!
OMG! OMG! Mai “INVISIBLE HELICOPTER RESCUE” is in da upcoming page as one of the top rated submissions!!!!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/upcoming/page/3/
=D YAYZ!
Arg! Mai commint wont post fast again yet couse it has link tu somewere again?
Oh well! I shall say again wid out link!
OMG! OMG! Mai “INVISIBLE HELICOPTER RESCUE” maed it on teh upcoming page as one ov teh top rated! Is on 3rd paeg!
I do getz it, kitteh. I do getz it :3
sukkahs…
Eberbody! Wat is yor favorite cat bread? i liek Egyptian Mau and Abyssinians!
Fuan fackt: Sparta teh Kat iz an Egyptian Mau. Many misteak him fer a Bengal.
Mai kitteh Jebbie tz a Bengal.He berri luffing kitteh kat!:) So Ai’d say bengal’s are mai favurite breed.
PS’s Happy Weekend everybuddy!
Scottish Fold
and Abyssinian
…sekund and thurd only to my ‘Heinz 57′ Zeus kitteh…but don’t tell him!
=D Abyssinian are su hyper and kyute…
i just dun react tu catnip…
;D i once went owt wid won, but he dump me wen he find out i is a honeysuckle fan.
Mai faburite is teh Birman. Siamese points, short white ‘socks’ an floofy wid berry floofy tailz. 2 beeootiful!!!!!!!
mai faborite breeds are Himmylayan and Exotic Shorthair, Kaliko style!
I’m a sucka fur teh butt-butt Manx kittehs.
Mah Romeow waz a Manx.
wuz? WUZ??? Ai has a sad fur ewe.
Syameese and cross, crass, meh. Miksed bread 4 me.
kitteh does Tootsie Pop owl im-cat-ination:
‘Hao menny licks duz it taek to get to teh Tootsie Roll center of teh Tootsie Pop?
…uh, wun…uh, tew…uh, three…uh…mah tung iz STUCK! HALP!
im-cat-itation, eben…damn mai type O’s!
Yoar joak = Funnee.
Wen Momcat has to cleen yoar fur = Not funnee!!1!
D: I HATES wen Momcat has tu cleen mai fur!!1
=o Oh waits, i lieks it!
mai momcat always does et on caturdayy
no, it’s a LOL-EYE-pop!
I perch korrekted.
i fink you wunz offurred to tellus how you gotted yr nom;
did i miss it, in wich case, ratsenfratzenIRLwerkstuffsgettininteh way o’ important stuff & i wunderz where tis.
if nawt, woodja tale me? pweas?
Ai lubs owlz, so ai r an owl; as fur teh rescue kitteh part, here goes (iz a bit uv a long storee).:
Mother awlwaiz wanted a Basset Hound, and in 1990, she gotted her wish. Dat Basset Hound wuz teh bestest dawg ai can remember in teh family. Time passed, years went bai, and, I fink, in 2005, he crossed ober teh Rainbow Bridge. It was so odd bisitating muther & fahther and not to be greeted bai that wunnerful Basset Hound. Ai felt teh emptiness in that haus, and apparently sew did the parental owls. Wun dai, dey were looking online for anuther Basset Hound and foundededed wun. They drove roughly 1500 miles round-trip to bring new dawg home.
Around this saem tiem, ai started finking (ai knoes…iz bery dangerous wen ai start finking.): I comes hoem ebery dai to…no wun…an empty ‘partment. I has a sad.
Sew, I continued to fink (more dangerous stuff, ai knoes): Ai gnu a goggie wud bee too mush for me to handle, sew…mebbe a kitteh??? I called mai sister wun dai and tolded her that I needed her to tawk me aout of adopting/being adopted bai a kitteh. Sister said ‘Dere’s noe way ai’m eber going to talk ennyone out of adopting/being adopted bai a kitteh.’ Mai sis is teh ‘kitteh qween’ uv teh fambily, has awlwais had kittehs. So, with a sigh, I accepted that I wuz ‘doomed’ to wun day being…owned_by_a_kitteh.
Sew, wun day, ai drove out tew our local Animal Rescue League (a no-kill place, btw). It was about 10 or 11 AM. I had previously dun a little ‘homework’ at petfinder.com…or find-a-pet.com…sumfing liek dat. Ai saw a few kittehs that interested me, so when I gotted to teh rescue league place, ai asked to see dem. ‘Tew or three’ quickly bablooned to many moar kittehs Iai wanted to see. The kittehs had awl kinds of kitteh-nalities, some literally bouncing off teh walls crazy, some so shy dey was skeered of me and hided in cubby-holes on a desk. Bai this tiem, Iai had spent teh bedder part of five hours ‘interviewing’ kittehs, seeing hao dey’d inter…inter…play wif me or nawt. Ai had seen ten kittehs bai dis tiem. Then, ai asked to see wun more…the elebenty’ith kitteh. Himmmm’s naem was Zeus. He walked right up to me, climbed into mai lap, and curled up to taek a catnap, purring contentedly. SOLED! HE choes ME! That was Friday, October 20, 2006. Ai returned to get my new kitteh on Monday, October 23, 2006, but stoopy me forgotted dey’re closed on Mundais…no problem. Ai returneded a secornd (furd? forf?) tiem on Twosdai, paid the ‘contribution’ fee, and my 2-and-a-half-year-old, 10.1-pound stray kitteh hoo adopted me took me home to mai ‘partment. As noted, as of October 24, 206, ai wuz toldeded Zeus was 2-and-a-half years old…fine. I did a little quick arith… arithmet… I added 6 months to that date and decided him’s burfday is April 24. So, ebery year, Zeus has two birfdays: October 24, for teh dai he ‘dopted me; and April 24, him’s ‘official’ birfday, complete with can-of-tuna birfday cake and candlols. Him sillybrated him’s 4th birdday this past April 24.
I has a furstrated naow. I logged in to add/invite sweetpea to be mai fren (I dun has menny frenz here at ICHC..Ai haz a sad abaot taht.
)…then, I clicky Home at top uv page to go to teh LOLipop LOL sew ai can add/inbite sweetpea as a fren…an ai’m tolededed ai needs to log in furst…AI IZ LOGGED IN!
I has a frustrated.
ohai oobark! yr name isn’t bloo, or i wood clikky on yr name & ad you az a frend. aer you logged in to bofe ICHC and WordPress?
Fanx fr the anser to yr nom!
ohai s/p
clik here
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/
Fanks!! i kilikededed it.
my apreeshishun, lemme sho yu it: i wills nawt sning dat sawng teh loanlee goteherd sang. yu noes, teh won dat haz teh yoduladeeyodeladeeyodeladeeeehooo♫
okays, i go nao!
kthnxbai
well mebbe ai kin return teh favor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUo8tpkWJQo
ooo. you playz ruff!
i likes dis wun you givved me befoar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Qo62s8QNg&feature=related
*wandres off to sea if ican has on profile*
or dis mite be more tew yer taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCUcbRTB6Rs&feature=related
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!1
stop in the name of all that is de scent!!!!!
*runz frum rum azif chased by sumfin inbisibul *
wuz kinda hopin dat mite jus stik wif yew!!! eben goatherd beddar dan dat!!!
*chukling wif fiendish glee*
I noe nawt hao to maek my naem bloo, sweetpea. My stoopi, let me shows yoo it.
Awlsew, ai needs to aplologize. Ai sounds liek ai’m begging for Cheezfrienz…sooo not apprrop…aprop…so nawt cool. Sry, awl. Ai has a lonely and a jealous.
awwwwwwww {{{{obark}}}} nawt tew worry bout helpin folks find yew 4 der fren!! (a finded yew an sended a request)
but ai fink yew needs tew get a wordpress profyle…… wordpress.com
dats wair yew can upload abatar wen yer reddi tew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
put yer link (wut says on address bar wen you are on yer ICHC profyle page)
hope is clear as mud!!)
Ai has a Weird Pretzel fing. I r Kittehsowl dere. Ebil Weird Pretzel woodn’t let me be kitteh’s_owl oar owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh. PLEH to Weird Pretzel! PLEH-PLEH-PLEH!!
i looked at the profile page again (see link above) and it looks like you can log in one way but there is a field that says “Display name publicly as” and i would think you should be able to put oobark there……… worth a try……….
did dat…oobark is dere…ai still nawt bloo.
Wehn ai clik awn yur nayme, it says “URI not valid.” Do yoo hav it filled in – rite heer awn the commintz thing.
doo yoo know waht to rite? It shud luk laik this:
http://www.Icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs
Except ov corse with yur nayme where mine iz.
Teh URI place is rite above the add commint block – where ai am riting rite nao!
to my newest fwend, oobark,
no needz to apololjize! i twied to ad you az fwen a daze back & din’t no hao, so i aer glad fr the hep o’ Jamamamamakitty (she da bestest!)
.
the hole werdpress fing is designed to be a trial- so don’t gib up, ‘kay?
.
p.s. we finks cweenmj is teh kewl, adn she unashamedlee begz fr fwends. i fink shee’s got a cwazy inner hed, cuz nao she hasto send uz AWL hand maeded greeting kards scent in snayle mayle (aka USPS). i wanna fancee stamp on mine, too, ya kno!
to a fwiend I’ve wanted to bee fwiends wif since I joinded ICHC (because she’s one half of a tag-team ICHC’er team…team hoo’ve given me many occasions to LOL (curse me for failing to ‘member teh udder femail ICHC’er! Mai old age lack of rememberability, remind me to let me shows yew it!)
p. s, cweenmj was/is wun uv mai furst ICHC fwiends, and yes, she’s a few cards short of a full deck, but yew know what dey sai about libbing in glass howses.)
USPS??? Yikes! Don’t holed yore bref!
Weez luuves yuu; hoeps yuu geyts bloo sune;
(Ai ar yuur frend awlreddy)
{{{{{{{{{{{ Owl Owned by a Rescue Kitteh }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Ai wish I node haow to bee bloo…and yesh, yoo is a frend uv mine…and ai fank yew.
LOL-i-pops r too hard to be NOMed by ur kittehs!
what does NOM mean?
nom nom nom – the sound a cat (or another lolcreature) makes while eating
Kwhoa-ted frum http://speaklolspeak.com/page/M+%E2%80%93+O
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/Nom
Sweetes foar teh sweete (adn kitteh shure iys a sweetie!!!)
Ai rlly hoeps tihs praublem wif teh abatars adn lols can has tuu bees soulved suun!!!
Nebber reahlized haow muches Ai ar attahchted tuu mai silleey smylyng kitteh adn awl mai lols adn faborytes!!!!!!
dat izn’t vewy funee…
jus kiddn i wike it. i iz a LOLipop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i iz sad cuz i wantz LOLipop.
did, someone say loli, becuase im pretty sure someone said loli
did someone say loli?
“iz a lolipop. getz it?
LOLipop! i crackz me up”
would be a tiny little bit better
Ai fink mai bloo is a lawst cawse. I r lawgged in to Weird Pretzel, and Ai r logged in to ICHC…but no can has bloo…pfffft!!!
Oh hai OOBARK. I doan noez wut yoo tried sew far, butt this iz wut werked furr me:
Make sure your WordPress and ICHC user accounts both use the same email address.
Even if your display as name is different. The email addresses must match.
Open your browser and remove all cookies related to WP and ICHC.
(If you are using Windows and Internet Explorer)
It’s under Tools|Internet Options|Settings|View Files.
Search for any files with the name icanhascheezburger or wordpress, right click them and delete.
Close your browser
Log into WordPress, check the Remember me box.
(You should see you avatar now in WordPress. If not then you need to go to your Global Dashboard under My account, then Profile and upload an avatar)
Now, without closing your browser, type the ICHC url into the address bar.
The cookies when you log into WordPress will be carried over when you visit ICHC. After first time you get it working, you just have to log into WordPress and then go straight to ICHC. I put both in my favorites, so that I click the WordPress favorite, login, and then click the ICHC favorite.
Ai hope dis halps.
Ai is cornfuzzled, nativeca66. My Weird Pretzel account haz an ‘@weirdpretzel.com’ e-mail addy; mai ICHC account has mai real e-mail addy.
Doo yoo hav teh URI filled in?? Teh wun heer in the commint – place. Heer! Where ai am riting rite nao.
Name
E-mail
URI
Add comment. an up above is URI – where yoo shud have http://www.mine.icanhavcheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs –
except ov corse yoo put your own name in there. Taht wuz mai last problem. Ai didnt hav the “mine.” an befoar that, ai dint eben understand taht ai wuz supposed to put sumthing there.
Ai doesn’t has mai own website, so no URL. Howeber, in caes yew’re tawking about teh URL yew mentioned, ai’ll trai dat.
calling lolcatburglar, cweenmj and jamamamakitty to da reskew!!!
don’t be givin up, oobark!
Ai not gibbin’ up. Ai’ll still post here. Ai’m jus furstraighted…BERRY furstraighted.
sry yer havin trubbel……….. do you have your url listed on your wordpress profile? I know some folks say to put your url in the comment box…… but you need both your abatar & url on your wordpress profile otherwise they won’t both work………
go to wordpress.com and be shur yer logged in……… ai have tew log in awl teh time
brief segue to ‘rat’ on my cat:
damned CAT! He’s too smart!
He was all curled up, chin-to-chest, looking all cute. I grabbed my camera, took the lens cap off, turned the camera on to take a pic, and…DAMN IT! He woke up and gave me a ‘CAUGHTCHA!’ look…damned CAT!
not really