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detects cheezburger at 30 yards
But still never seems to hear u when u calls.
Unless u makes a noise like a tin opener
Or teh rustle ov teh treet baggie!
Oh, well that splains it. I’ve been making a noise like running a baff!
Nuuuu! Nawt teh baff! Wii had a bad spenience wif teh baff at mai howse dis week…teh little kitteh wanted tew contr—kontribb—add tew mai art werk, so she walked thru teh paints. Tis a pain tew get teh kitteh paws awl paint free….
concatshoolaces on your nawt sekund annipuss, driksees,,, danzeeez?
Ohai, anni. Dew yew ebber let teh ovvers win teh nawt seckond game? Cuz yew gots teh skillz…teh hardcoar skillz…wii all has a jelous!
Her eben beeted deh majikle mistikle Maus!!
Ai sertinlee doant win awl teh tiem - iz fun tryin 2 beet ebbriwun else tho. Iz nawt hard 2 do iffn u noe wat tiem to lurk in wate!
Yew iz a kitteh! Yew reminds mii ov how mai little kitteh noes whut tiem I’ll be home sum nites…an’ waits awn teh tv tew jump awn mii so shes gets teh luvs befur mai ovver kitteh…
`cordin 2 chineez horrorskope Ai wuz borned in a “cat” yeer (nawt tellin wich wun tho) an Ai ushoolee noe wat tiem wivowt lukkin at teh clokk.
oOo…yew iz majik?
Dat iz bowt teh ownlee fing sort uv majik dat Ai doez - mos fing Ai haz 2 doe teh hard wai - wish Ai cud majik teh irnin (no YNG 2 halp me)!
Mmm…howse choar majik…that wud be OSSIM!
Srsly, DO WANT. Ai’ve been trying to teech teh spiders to use teh vackewm but dey is nawt kwik learners.
And wun of dem set teh hows alarm awf at 1:45 dis mornin… dey’s beeg spiders.
Takes them 8 tries just to switch it on.
Sumtimes taeks mii that…mai vakum iz berry old.
Ai’ve tried to teech mai kittehs tew use teh vakum ensteed ov attacking oar running way. No sech luk dair ivver…sew I noes how it mustest be wif teh spyders.
Well ai have nawt suckseeded in teechin mai husband to ews teh vackewm cleenr in teh sebenteen yrs we been married, so ai prolly has to perseveer wiv teh spiders
Hmmm…luckly, Ai have a well trained fiance…hims mommy teeched him tew use teh vakum!
And u must thinking uv sumthing witty 2 sae, 2. I not soo gud at dat.
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Adn eben wen I lurkz at deh rite time, Wen I klikz on it, it b xx:01 adn sumbuddee haz awlreddee gotted deh nawt-sekkund adn deh sekkund adn deh third commint.
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*sigh*
It b a game wear I makez a bedder spektator dan partissipant, i finkso.
*britenz*
But it b deh bestest game 2 spektate!!!!!
Ai iz happie jest handin’ round teh dwinks…and joinin’ in teh danses…yew agree, yes no?
*comes in wiv large tray ob martoonies*
Did sumwun say dwinks?
*takes wun*
Fankz! *sip, sip.* mmmmmm.
Does yew hab teh applemartoonies?
Ai has teh
applemartoonies
bananananamartoonies
cheezcaek martoonies
d….
double martoonies
eggsquisite martoonies
french martoonies
g…
Ginormous martooneez
Hevenlee martooneez
Inebree8ing martooneez
J….
Jinjer martoonies (wai nawt)
Klingon martooneez
Lingonberree martooneez
M..
Klingon martoonies?????
Majikle martooneez
Nummee martooneez
Orinj martooneez
P…
Piquant martooneez
Qweschunabul martooneez
Riproaringgud martooneez
S. . .
jin martoonies
kwite big martoonies
lovlee martoonies
m…
mint martoonies
nummy martoonies
orangemartoonies
p…
Memorabul Martoonteez
Opulant Martooneez
Peculiar Martooneez
Q. . .
Qwince martoonees
Rybeenah martoonees
Stromberry martoonees
T…
Terriblee Twee martoonees
Unushual martoonees
Virchual martoonees
W. . .
Wet martoonies (well, u can has dry wuns, rite?)
Xtra speshul choklit martoonies
Yummy martoonies
Zebra martoonies
Mebbe martoonie wif teh dark an’ white chocklit?
Yah, choklit stripes, dat’s it. As if ai wud maek a martoonie owt ob reel zebras!!!
*pushes zebra bak behind teh door wehr nowun can see*
Nicey-nice save. *snerk*
Zebra: Hay, lemme owt ob heer!
kik to the cat cave!!!111!1
Is a bunneh or a kitteh? I canna tell…
I tink iz a bunneh
Datz wii et haz Cat-dar . . . tryin nawt bii NOMMED
*nomnomnoms*
NOOOOOO do nawt nom teh bunneh!!!!
I can nom madamz then?
Oar mebbe jest teh bunnie’s widdle ear? Moar a playful nom? Pweese? Ish seeeeew kyoot!
U may snorgle. U may smoo. U may nawt nom.
Ai will lip nom teh bunnie ear…dat wai nowun gits hurted oar yelled at, mmmkay?
Werl….okay….butt ai fink we has to has teh hole fing closely sooopervised to prevent any egsessiv nommage.
Mmmkay, werks fer mii.
I’ll does it! I’ll snooperviese!
*stands wif face 2 molecules away from MB and soon-to-be-nommed bunnehkitteh*
Mmmm….bunneh ears…sew soft and fluffy…luk, nawt tew use teh teef…*nomnomnom*. Okies, iz awl happie naow.
I dew gud?
Werl, teh bunneh is a liddle soggy - ai fink we needs teh hunnert dollar towel up heer.
Did somebuddy say hunnert dollar towel?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235073
Ai fink its a kitteh - teh eers aer 2 small fur a bunneh
I finks it is a babbeh bunneh. Eres not all growed longish yet.
But de eres of dis animul be too long and lans-ee-o-late fer de kitteh eres.
Yep, on sekond forts, Ai fink u iz problee rite. Ai haz nebber seed a kitteh wiv eers dat goe 2 teh frunt liek dat.
Since Kafleen iz nawt heer wif Captain Obveeous,
I’m gonna step in to state dat
dis iz cleerly a CatBun - close relative to teh Jackalope.
No need to fank meh.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funn