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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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detects cheezburger at 30 yards
But still never seems to hear u when u calls.
Unless u makes a noise like a tin opener
Or teh rustle ov teh treet baggie!
Oh, well that splains it. I’ve been making a noise like running a baff!
Nuuuu! Nawt teh baff! Wii had a bad spenience wif teh baff at mai howse dis week…teh little kitteh wanted tew contr—kontribb—add tew mai art werk, so she walked thru teh paints. Tis a pain tew get teh kitteh paws awl paint free….
*SNURT*
concatshoolaces on your nawt sekund annipuss, driksees,,, danzeeez?
Ohai, anni. Dew yew ebber let teh ovvers win teh nawt seckond game? Cuz yew gots teh skillz…teh hardcoar skillz…wii all has a jelous!
Her eben beeted deh majikle mistikle Maus!!
Ai sertinlee doant win awl teh tiem – iz fun tryin 2 beet ebbriwun else tho. Iz nawt hard 2 do iffn u noe wat tiem to lurk in wate!
Yew iz a kitteh! Yew reminds mii ov how mai little kitteh noes whut tiem I’ll be home sum nites…an’ waits awn teh tv tew jump awn mii so shes gets teh luvs befur mai ovver kitteh…
`cordin 2 chineez horrorskope Ai wuz borned in a “cat” yeer (nawt tellin wich wun tho) an Ai ushoolee noe wat tiem wivowt lukkin at teh clokk.
oOo…yew iz majik?
Dat iz bowt teh ownlee fing sort uv majik dat Ai doez – mos fing Ai haz 2 doe teh hard wai – wish Ai cud majik teh irnin (no YNG 2 halp me)!
Mmm…howse choar majik…that wud be OSSIM!
Srsly, DO WANT. Ai’ve been trying to teech teh spiders to use teh vackewm but dey is nawt kwik learners.
And wun of dem set teh hows alarm awf at 1:45 dis mornin… dey’s beeg spiders.
Takes them 8 tries just to switch it on.
Sumtimes taeks mii that…mai vakum iz berry old.
Ai’ve tried to teech mai kittehs tew use teh vakum ensteed ov attacking oar running way. No sech luk dair ivver…sew I noes how it mustest be wif teh spyders.
Well ai have nawt suckseeded in teechin mai husband to ews teh vackewm cleenr in teh sebenteen yrs we been married, so ai prolly has to perseveer wiv teh spiders
Hmmm…luckly, Ai have a well trained fiance…hims mommy teeched him tew use teh vakum!
Mai hubbee noes how to use teh vakum — it’s catchin him an gettin him to run it dat’s hard.
And u must thinking uv sumthing witty 2 sae, 2. I not soo gud at dat.
.
Adn eben wen I lurkz at deh rite time, Wen I klikz on it, it b xx:01 adn sumbuddee haz awlreddee gotted deh nawt-sekkund adn deh sekkund adn deh third commint.
.
*sigh*
It b a game wear I makez a bedder spektator dan partissipant, i finkso.
*britenz*
But it b deh bestest game 2 spektate!!!!!
Ai iz happie jest handin’ round teh dwinks…and joinin’ in teh danses…yew agree, yes no?
*comes in wiv large tray ob martoonies*
Did sumwun say dwinks?
*takes wun*
Fankz! *sip, sip.* mmmmmm.
Does yew hab teh applemartoonies?
Ai has teh
applemartoonies
bananananamartoonies
cheezcaek martoonies
d….
double martoonies
eggsquisite martoonies
french martoonies
g…
Ginormous martooneez
Hevenlee martooneez
Inebree8ing martooneez
J….
Jinjer martoonies (wai nawt)
Klingon martooneez
Lingonberree martooneez
M..
Klingon martoonies?????
Majikle martooneez
Nummee martooneez
Orinj martooneez
P…
Piquant martooneez
Qweschunabul martooneez
Riproaringgud martooneez
S. . .
Seberal martoonees (hic)
Tinglee martoonees
Udder martoonees
V…
jin martoonies
kwite big martoonies
lovlee martoonies
m…
mint martoonies
nummy martoonies
orangemartoonies
p…
Memorabul Martoonteez
Opulant Martooneez
Peculiar Martooneez
Q. . .
Qwince martoonees
Rybeenah martoonees
Stromberry martoonees
T…
Terriblee Twee martoonees
Unushual martoonees
Virchual martoonees
W. . .
Wet martoonies (well, u can has dry wuns, rite?)
Xtra speshul choklit martoonies
Yummy martoonies
Zebra martoonies
Mebbe martoonie wif teh dark an’ white chocklit?
Yah, choklit stripes, dat’s it. As if ai wud maek a martoonie owt ob reel zebras!!!
*pushes zebra bak behind teh door wehr nowun can see*
Nicey-nice save. *snerk*
Zebra: Hay, lemme owt ob heer!
I on heer little times I jus lern to talkin. taked 2….ok ….3 day 2 no wat CAT-DAR meenz. Plez help if u can. I sink I neds pointerz.
Oh hai eileenrose626!
I doan beleef we’ve met! So nice to see u heer!
I fink dat cat-dar iz making fun ov radar – but for kittehs
Ur lolspeak iz bery gud! I hope to see moar comments frum u!
{{{{{eileenrose66}}}}}
gratz on nawt sekkund annipus!
*dans dans dans*
kik to the cat cave!!!111!1
Is a bunneh or a kitteh? I canna tell…
I tink iz a bunneh
Datz wii et haz Cat-dar . . . tryin nawt bii NOMMED
*nomnomnoms*
NOOOOOO do nawt nom teh bunneh!!!!
I can nom madamz then?
Oar mebbe jest teh bunnie’s widdle ear? Moar a playful nom? Pweese? Ish seeeeew kyoot!
U may snorgle. U may smoo. U may nawt nom.
Ai will lip nom teh bunnie ear…dat wai nowun gits hurted oar yelled at, mmmkay?
Werl….okay….butt ai fink we has to has teh hole fing closely sooopervised to prevent any egsessiv nommage.
Mmmkay, werks fer mii.
I’ll does it! I’ll snooperviese!
*stands wif face 2 molecules away from MB and soon-to-be-nommed bunnehkitteh*
Mmmm….bunneh ears…sew soft and fluffy…luk, nawt tew use teh teef…*nomnomnom*. Okies, iz awl happie naow.
I dew gud?
Werl, teh bunneh is a liddle soggy – ai fink we needs teh hunnert dollar towel up heer.
Did somebuddy say hunnert dollar towel?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235073
Totally bunneh.
Ai fink its a kitteh – teh eers aer 2 small fur a bunneh
I finks it is a babbeh bunneh. Eres not all growed longish yet.
But de eres of dis animul be too long and lans-ee-o-late fer de kitteh eres.
Yep, on sekond forts, Ai fink u iz problee rite. Ai haz nebber seed a kitteh wiv eers dat goe 2 teh frunt liek dat.
Since Kafleen iz nawt heer wif Captain Obveeous,
I’m gonna step in to state dat
dis iz cleerly a CatBun – close relative to teh Jackalope.
No need to fank meh.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funny-pictures-tank-u-captin-obvius/#comments
Ohai Romeow! How Haz yew been?
Ohai MB.
Jackalope!!! Neow ai havint sceen wun
ov thoz n yeeeerz!! Adn ther fas
az roderunnrz!!
Heer ya goe, PC! [http://junior.apk.net/~mnovak/jackalopes/pics/] (Ai culdn’t git teh commint 2 werk wifowt teh bracketz, sew u’ll hab 2 cutz n payste.)
ohboi..taht wuz fun..i rmembur
sum ov thoz poscardz/pics…
Oh yes, teh Jackalope r awl ober out heer.
I tri to get pikshures, but dey r too fass.
i kno wutchumeen! i livd in tewsahn
4 yeerz adn onlee saw a rdrunnr 1 X
adn he WUZ runnin rite alongsyd
teh rode!! racin mi n my spicy
3 on the tree Mavrik!!!
At yur serbiss.
http://www.ammahls.com/random/captainobvious03.jpg
Perhaps PdB has been working on some hyrbids over in teh lab.
Or else teh kittehs and bunnehs has been working on something else over behind teh NB.
* snertz *
Ai sekund teh snertz! Das kinda wat ai waz finkin!
Iz veri KYOOOT lydle meowtant
Iz eever a big eered kitteh, oar a smawl eered bunneh!
keyboard kleen op in possum howz… dina reelii wan taht cuppa tii, LCB, fankz
Anytimes!
Note to self:
Donnut trie tew drink teh coughee an plai wif teh cheezfrens atta saem time. Towel, plz?
CoffeeCoffeeCoffee
*bounces*
Ohai! I iz hypercaffinated!
Towel? Here u go:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235073
Plz to not be stairing at them when they is… u knoes… eggsperimenting.
Doan yew meen eggsperminenting?
Yes, I did. But I didn’t want to type that.
Woudn’t want anyones thinking my thots are anything other than purely pure.
Affer all teh martoonies up abov, I fink iz otay tew sai….
Uh oh, ai snerted bevrijj awl ober the keebored…
There’s a lot of that going round. Most of it is dripping down ur chin.
Oh dat’s okay, teh beard will catch most ob it.
Heer…hab nappikin!
Fank u! *wipee wipee wipee*
Dat horse habs leff teh barn.
Dat waz in response to LCB’s pure fots.
bunway airlines, cleared for landing
Darn it all to heck..This wus supposed to be my first nawt sekund..Oh well..Congatats annipus! Syllibrashuns later as usual, yes?
Thx. Ai can’t plai fur long 2dai. Mai boi iz cummin fur the weekend an Ai ekspekt he will want feedin!
Dey yewshully do!
He’z a gud boi – brings his mumcat sum “groserees” in bottles…
Bestest kinda groserees!
*Hic*
yay 4 teh bottlols!!!
Hic hic hooray! Hic!
dat darn goatherd, tries to horn in on mai caturday!!!
Deh bois watt duz dat had gud trane-ing frum der mums. Yeah anipuss!
An deh girlz, two. I haz on lee sister-sibs, but wii al bringz deh grandmom deh deh growsureees wen we visitz.
Ur nawt sekund, nawt sekund wuz snatched awai bi de amazing Ms. Annipuss woo haz becum most skilled at dis gaim. Conga Rats tew herz, an tew U fer gettin dis cloze.
Fankz madamz..I’ll just haz to werk hardr next tiem..oh well.. ^^
We will sillybrate wif yu enyway. Hav a chokolat martoonie? Dey is serving chokolat caek bak onna other thred.
Fire at will!
Iz a hirbred–bunnehkitteh.
That’s not a cat. It’s a bunny. The original photo is from CuteOverload.
iz beeyootimus bunneh
fur kreddit, iz frum mountainpugs
http://www.flickr.com/photos/26109930@N05/2503748256/
Thnx Warrior Rabbit !! Beri kyoot pix @@@@
Butt shud cum wif *splort warning* Aye awlmoas dint maek it bakc hear…
You’re probably 40, and sad.
Yur problee 14 adn board.
*snert*
You’re referring to his IQ, I presume?
Hee hee, gud wun, Maus!
Nope, I tink we iz mostlee older din teht and ROFL.
Oops, I mint teht fur lolllll, we iz ober 40
Dunnot want 2B 14 agin.
sumtymez feel forteen but don wanna
reliv dat…ai lykd teh 7o’s!
(teh7o’s nawt n mi7o’s yet)
oOo…Ai iz a bebbeh…0_0
aj, itz ahl n yur mynd!!
PercyCat, u speeks teh troof!
Ai lieks teh fee—the—idea!
win u akt yung u look jung
(ore lyk a kumpleet goof, am
nawt jugdin, dun taht tew)
lettem tawk…..
house ken Aye bii sad wen Ayes gotz yu tu laff atz? Adn yoar sew suite tu bii finkin Aim onlii 40, schmoo!
ai herd a rumorrrrrrr dat sumwun wuz tryin tew pass temselves orf as 40ish……… hmmmmmmmmm
wunder whoooooooo dat cud be???
Harrooo Jamama!
40 ish? Mebbe Aye gotz ah yunger brudder… noepz, ebben teh bebbeh ob teh famblii iz passed dat… Iz shore teh, h.. ahrumph, nawt mii… Hu’s wii kiddin ? Jr. iz ober 30 awlreddii. 40, snert… Wut Aye nebber unerstan iz Y, iffin dey doan liek itz hear, Y du dey keap cummin bakc? Aye ken garen, guaren, promice U taht Aye wuddint bizit dem fur lub oar muny.
yesh, dey needs tew jus “go wai”
how yew todai? i’m puttin a birfdai bracelet togedder 4 mai sis………. we are goin to a hawaiian festival today to eat sum hawaiian fud (nom nom) an see wut day haz 4 sail!!!
Aye bii fien tudai. Runnin op & doan tu teh dungeon wif teh wash ( woo hoo ! ) adn teh uzual stuff. Spoze tu goez tu ah abter noone owtdorz concert tu lissin tu Mr. Pjammie adn frenz plai gitar, but iz gettin kinda hawt.. mebbe, mebbe nawt. Wii shall sea. Hawaiian fud sounz gud.. pleaz tu pas teh pineyapul
duz yew wantz sum sloe cukked pork or beef teriyaki??? nommmmm an macaroni salad az onleeee dey noes how to make it?
yew cud follow mr pj an nawt stai whole tyme? take pikshurs an shair???
oooh wut happened wif shop stewpi atwerk?
az iz Caturdai, wii iz nawt gonna ruint itz buy finkin ob werk… beeg razzleberi noyz, plebbbbeb. But iz orf teh O.T. furr teh nonce, hallilujah.
sloe cukked pork, pleaz. Adn maibii wun ob doze semi-NYG wif teh palm-fron-phanz? Adn sumpin wif ah umbarellii init?
will he do???
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1532795
wooooooooo hooooooooooo Mamakitty finely made it tew Cats for Obama!!! altho pik #1 luks laik her……. seh is #6 (if ai kin count)
http://www.catsforobama.com/
Concats, Jamamakitty! Ai dint eben knwo abowt dis sait!
mama fur obama!
gomamagobamagomama!
Duz Obama know teh kittehs are having support fer him ???
Yeah fur Jamamakitty and Mamakitty!
La Luz and TJ r on there, too!
…and so dey are !!!!
***goes to look for camera…and kittehs…and Obama stuff…***
Romeow…
adn so cute holdin teh
butn n hurz lil paw.
el tigre jefe/
eeck, wii antissipait…
Well,ai duzzint hav a digital,and dere iz no film in mai camera
and ai do nawt has any Obama stuff….
so..it mai be a couple days !!
uz yur phone?
No camera on phone.
Ai iz cheep.
Fanks, PercyCat. She waz reely holding it.
Eeck – tells us wen u gets ur pikshure up!
ai iz *neerly* 40, an happytayle too bee heer, fankyooberrymuchly!
40? 40?!?!?
guess again, sonny.
ratzen fratzen, wurdpres eeted my lols
dig them up heer:
Do you suddenly appear in strangers’ living rooms and relieve yourself on
their floors?
That is what you have done here. The anonymity of the internet is not an
excuse to behave boorishly.
thanx fur teh link, warrior rabbit!
so many bunnehs-adorabul!
u sure dos nott blinders? prevents shying of the bunnteh ?
fur teh runnin ov teh rabbitz hannabarbra durbee
“wun yu waskallee wabbit, wun!!!”
Hop to it!
Cat-dar can ditect cheezburgerz from even 100000 milez away!!1!
lolcats are just not funny anymore. People try too hard.
Luckily for us, you’re hilarious.
*snerk*
What a cute little troll…
*Scritches him behind the ears*
Now run along a play… in traffic…
Ouch…FTW!
we could hang a pinyata from de overpass, blindfold the twit and give-im a wiffle-ball bat? at rush hour?
Nao taht’s a gr8 vizual!
*bows* fang kewe, fang kewe
It just needs people in the proper mindset for it to be funny. It’s become an escapist sub-culture at this point. Inside jokes, people who you “know”, and a place to go without all the stress of life, where you can chat and make jokes about cute animals. What’s so wrong with that?
doan bodder splainin
lolllllllllolololol is a stoopy troll (see uhbuv)
Ohai warrior…Ai noes, buh ai libes in a area waire wii defends oar escapism…iz called teh souff.
warrior rabbit…
thoz r teh cyoot pics.. du u hav howse
rabbitz?
yess, fur mennee yeers, tho mah Anna Bunana passd 02/02/08 sew I am kurrentlee sahnz bunnee. Wuz too sad to get anudder rite away. Mebbe now, tho.
{{{{{{{{{{{{Warrior Rabbit & Anna Bunana}}}}}}}}}}}}
Catsablanca yur bloo neow!!! yay!!
adn wher r mi mannahz?
{{{warrior rabbit & anna bunana}}}
howz dat werk? a bunneh baux?
r du tehy tale yu tehy need tu go
owt lyk teh doggehs?
Tanks for well wishes. Yes, Anna B (n Radar Rabbit befor her) juss use a box, lyk a kitteh. Verree gud uhbowt it! Onlee occayshunul axeedent. Bunnehs lyt to be kleen lyk kitteez. Verree happee bowt useengk box. And keepeengk selvz kleen too.
r they vurbal at ahl?
how du tehy cmunikate wif u?
dey kan be vurbul, tho nythur uv myn wurr. Sum bunnees “honk” or mayk snuffleengk sownds. Happee bunneez wil ‘tooth purr,’ or click derr teef togedder. Udderwyz u juss lurn bowt bawdee layngwidj. Earz forwurd, earz bak. Runnin rownd yur feet. Hed bonks and tuggeengk at ur clothes. Flopped out, or loafeengk and not moving. Knowing wut’s wut kan be verree importunt, az iz onlee way to tell if dey r sik or hurting.
du they du well aloan r lyk
tu hav a frenz? (btw, thanx
fur teh bunneh 101/411)
Deependz awn da bunnee. Radar luvd kittees, tho I nevr tryd him wid anudder bunnee. Anna B despyzd udder bunneez n wood attak. She onlee lykd peepl, n likked dem to deth.
Bunnee bondeengk iz itz oan straynj fenomnomnomenon. Derr r mennee sytz owt derr bowt bondeengk n rebondeengk (kuz sumtymz dey kan desydz dat dey suddnlee hayt eech udder) bunneez. U kan get uh pre-bondud perr, but da rabbit wizrdz wil offin tel u dat u mus be preperrd to howz dem sepuhrutlee if dey evr desydz dey nawt lyk eech udder ennee mor.
{{{{{warrior rabbit}}}}}
55 MPH… not just a good idea, its the law
Ooo…radar bunneh? I liek!
Go on and rite meh up for 125
Post mah face, wanted ded or alibe
Take mah license n’ all dat jive
I can’t drive 55!
mah mahzuratee duz 185!
ai los mi lyscentz,
naow i don driv…lukkee aim sane ( :LOL: )
afta ahl i bin thru,
Lyfs Bin Gud tu Mi so Fa (la tea do)
Joe Lolsh ref, FTW!
NOFING can git pass da Cat-dat undetectted! Not efin a lolcatburgler!
*Taps Cat-dar bunnehkitteh on sholder.*
O hai. My cloak of radar silence, let me show u it. U would think it would cost a lot of moneys, but u would be teh rong. It was a steal!
=o Cat-dat ish speshul! Maed su cloak ov radar silance iz defeated… Cloak ov cat-dar silance not invanted yet.. D:
*pownses LCB* Whose got teh kloak naow?
Somebuddy who is going to be covered in asploding dye in 3… 2… 1…
*KERSPLORTCH*
Ohnoes…..**Tries tew luk at self* Whut colour am Ai?
=D PINK! Liek teh pink FRILLY Lyon King!
=’http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/12/iizpinkfrilly128603535832370966.jpg’ alt=’funny pictures’ />moar funny pictures
Multi.
=D She iz pink liek Pink Frilly Lyon King
D< Stupid syte won’t post mah commentz fer some reason nao..
Cuz i post link? =o
Liek tie die?
Swry, MB, Ai donfinkso teh CCC haz ennefing 2 hlep u wif teh asploding dye.
May I suggest
*dramatic musik*
a BAFF???
*jumps in teh pool*
Pleh pleh pleh
*splashes Romeow*
*snerksnerksnerk*
Hey, hey, hey!
Watch teh floof!
I wurked awl morning on mah floof, and she splashes it.
She splashes mah floof!
yeah, but naow yer awl sleekit and trim, yes?
Fank gudness I’ve been watching mah kibble konsumpshun.
Dis cud hab bean em-bare-ass-ing.
Buh…buh…buh…ahm ai at leest a pwetty colour?
=3 yoo iz very pwetty! Yoo iz a pweety shade ov pink!
Awww…fank yew!
{{ihazit}}
Dis may b an opportunity to try poopin rainbows.
Ai ahm a gurl. Ebberyone noes gurls don’t poop. Or sweat.
No, girls doan sweat – dey glow.
Mah pologies.
*bows to MB*
‘pology septed.
*holds out hand tew shake awn it*
*pulls Romeow into pool*
Ha! Taek that fur yer “baff”!
*kersplash*
Well, nao u didz it – mah floof iz awl wet.
Well, mite as well relax in teh wadder fur a while wif a mancattan.
Ahh, dis iz teh life.
See? Is ossim, oncet yew git used tew it!
D: Reary? *Stopz swehting*
Iz otay, yew can glisten!
Somebuddy turns up teh air condishoner. I’m glistening bukkets over here!
Heer…Ai maded yew a fan…tis a palm frond!
I’m going to tell teh lolrus!
the lolrus is cummin’ fer yew, and yer bukkit *dramatic music* bwa ha ha haaa
Teh lolrus can has teh bukkets. But he should be warned that they is filled wif
sweatglisten juice.he’ll prolly marinate de mackerel innit.
Nawt teh mackerel…..
Yew muss use…
A….
HERRING!
dis nawt gud plase 4
oooshiney…unlessin…
NO POOPING RAINBOWS OR ANYTHING ELSE IN TEH POOL!!1!
Which YNG’s turn is it to be teh pool boy this week? He haves a lot of werk ahead of him.
For hims sake, I hope dey turn out to all b Baby Roof Bars.
hedesk…@@@@@
CaddyShak!!
Hello, Miss LCB. I’m on duty this week…
If you need me, I’ll be in the NB catching up on the ironing…
WOW! I’m a good impersonator! I even got Maus’ avatar right! WOW!
Ohai,Maus….how is yer dotter doin ???
Dotter? I is a YNG wif lotsa ironin to do.
*Looks around*
*No ironin*
So… Is there anything I can do for you?
Raydahr Bunneh bees pikkyng up HBO, wif alla teh uvver Tee Vee chaynnuls;
Awlsoe kan plaiy alla teh Vihdeeoh gaimes wif hims bilt-iyn powure;
Him iys a wun-bunneh ehnturtaynmint cehnture!!!!!
Buh dues him gets teh MLB xtra innins? Mai loserness, let mii show yew it.
Cat-dur-day engaged!
=D Yayz! *iz lazy*
Roll out dose lazy, hazy, crazy ears ov summer…
Ohai Romeow! Ai uzed wun ob ur picshurs fur a LOL….goe taek a luk!
Yeah fur Catsablanca!
I LUB ur LOL! Fank yew fur using mah pikshure!
kumin yur weigh Catsa…lon tym no c…
tu destin…yay fun at teh beech adn
fishin..adn crabbin, sofshellz?? full moon!
Sounz laik fun, PC! Aiz furver downz teh coazt, awn teh pennin….pinen…taht widdle hangee fing hafway downz teh stayt (acroz frum Tampa). Mai pooter wuz downz fur awyle, sew Ai mist owt awn lotza stuffz. Nd Ai mist mai Cheez Frens!!! Ai wuz poppin in frum tyme 2 tyme atta liberry, but jest nawt enuf tyme 2 reed alla gr8 commintz. Sooooo happitayle 2 b bak!!!!
catsa,
u hav tu mak yursek bloo gal…
lyk dis: see that URI under your email..
which is under yur name…win u clik
on reply tu this comment rite now on
sumbody…mebbe me…??? OK..
THATS wher yu type in “mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-catsablanca/” n u b bloo! n go reel fas
tu n e wher u wan…sorta..i ten tu xagerait.
iffin it don werk…add “http://” n frunt.
Maryland Belle, yoo iz pink liek Pink Frilly Lyon King:
=’http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/12/iizpinkfrilly128603535832370966.jpg’ alt=’funny pictures’ />moar funny pictures
*hands on hoofs*
WARE R FIKSHUNKITTEHS BIRFDAY PARTEH!!!
I FOTTED DERE WUR SUPPOSED TO BEES WUN HEER TOODAY!
FINE!
OK, Fikshunkitteh, I maded u a card!
http://www.tinyurl.com/5p9pg2
I hopes u has a splendiffurrus birfday!!! an Caturday!!
{{{{{{{Fikshunkitteh}}}}}}}}}}}
=D I lieks it!
Warning!! ware teh CHG/wdoi, teh blu wun awlmoas gotz mii
{{{{{Fikshunkitteh}}}}}
Psst…Kafleen…I fink iz on teh fird pikshur todai.
*shakes hed*
Anudder victim ov premature celebration.
Cheez Peeps r entirely too happeh.
Well that happens. If u rests quietly for a while u can try celebrating again a little later.
Iz liek teh song…wii liek tew partay!
I wanna rok and roll awl nite
and partee ebery dai.
Ohai Kafleen & ebbrybudee {{{cheezpeeps}}}}
Ai R heer 4 juss a fyoo, gettin reddi to goes tew Ojai (spilt rite, nawt ohai) fur birfdai sillybrashun, “Rock Fest”. Fank yew fur teh card, Kafleen. It wood be teh mushes funs to stai heer adn plai but DH maded teh speshul plans tew mayk me a happitayl adn e twerks!!!1!!
Smammie, lcb, romeow, Kafleen, adn udders to sho ups lader {{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}} adn shmoooos xoxoxoxoxoxox
Pls tew be has teh partying at yoor regyooler tyme, adn ai weel be heer in speerit & coms tew reeded tumarow! Sownd guds fur ebbrybodee?
Duz ennybudee noes hao tew leev mesij 4 noo frenz? Ai luks awn profiles adn cants fynd playc…A noo fren frum ware ai groo up, San Jose rekwested tew be mai fren adn ai wood lyk tew tok tew dem…
teh big cheezpeeps iz plannin to hab teh abilitea tew haz teh messages…….butt nawt yet…………. yew cud go on one of dems lols an leave message at bottom ob lol…….. jus sayin
Good idear!
fanks jamama fur teh adbise
Hoppy birdie, Fikshunkitteh! Hoep u haev lotz uv happytayl at ur sillybrashun!
Catsablanca, fank yoo bury mush, sew nyce ob yoo!
Hope yoo has a berry happitayl birfday,
an menny moar!
Oahi Cassidy! Fanks fur teh burfdai wishies
I found a picshure wif teh 1950s bathing cap. Here, hope dis halps wif teh slports.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1531844
Oahi Kafleen!
HAppI BirfDAI fikshunkitteh!!!

Hav a happi catudai!!! (Don lissen
tu angel frum montgumry todai.)
Hold onto ahl yur cheezfrenz!!
Fank yoos, PC! Yoo R sew nyce. Unlyk mose peepz, ai lyk teh bloos, mayks me feel teh guud insyd, reeches mai hart adn sole, gibs me cumfort, ai nawt git teh sads.
Hands on hoofs?????
oopsies. Hoofs on hips.
me wishuz happi natal dai tew!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1532444
kafleen thaz iz funtastik lolcard!!!
ai lyk teh lil red kitteh tappin himz foot!!
Ai will, ai will! Booklion gayv me a prezzie–a buuk ob fikshun wif awl mai favrit authors adn blink pajis tew!! Ai will tayk noteses ob awl teh grate tymes adn shayer win ai cums bakk, mkai?
Ohai, fikshunkiteh…
Happi Birfdai tew ewe!!!
I hope U haz a wunnerful dai, an mai awl Ur wizhus come tru..
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*duz a tappy birdie dans*
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…wait 4 it…
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*jazz pawz!!*
IDDD, Fank you bunches, lubs teh tappin!
Are you people really that gullible? IT’S A RABBIT! It was on Cute Overload a few weeks ago! Look at the face! The nose is a dead giveaway. Oh, hey, how about the ears, too?!?
CRIMINY!
No, iz definitely a CatBun.
I akshully breed CatBuns, and dat’s wat dey look like.
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Mebee u juss habn’t herd ov dem.
Iz OK. An honest mistake.
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Mebee a hug wud maek u feels happier?
{{{{{It’s a flippin’ rabbit}}}}}
Duz I see a liddle smle? I fink I do!
I love you, Romeow.
Lissin to Romeow, hoo hazza PHD in CatBunology!
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Keep pylin, Romeow, hyar n deepar!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY fikshunkitteh!!!1!!
sry cant give ya a gift cauz in another part of da world!!
enjoy ur self and have lots of cheezburgerz!!1!
Hashim!! Where ar yoo??? in waht part ov teh whirlled??? We curious kittehz want to know!
well…hmmmm…i tink uve neva heard uf it but itz Pakistan
o yeah and i accidentally gave dat comment with mah bro’z profile{{{Qasim}}}…
silly meh…well yeah we live in Pakistan!
NEBBA HERD UB PAKISTAN!?
Wuttchu talkin bowt, Hashim?
Oh, weeeeeeez HERD ub Pakistan, all rite! Dat’s ware u gais bee dat torment
us stoopee cumpyootur ownurs! U bee takin our calls in Pakkystan an lollin
ur butts off at us stoopy Merikuns wutt doan noe nuffin, den u poasts teh
coversashun bowt how we tinks teh CD holder beez a drink holder.
Ohhhh, yah, we noez bowt YOU gais!
*snurt*
Ize juss playin wichu, Hashim. Wee happee dat we gotz Pakkystan cheezfrends.
{{{{{{{{Hashim and bruddur Qasim}}}}}}}
oh i really gotz a little frightened dat u really hate me!!1!
Fank you Hashim, sew berry mush! Giffs nawt needed, juss habing cheezfrenz heer is moorin enuff! {{{hashim}}}
D; I wuld giv you a birfday ecard, but I gotz ta drive ta upgrade mah permit…
mayb i gets yoo ecard wen i get bak, k? only if not cost monee, though… D:
=D chek out mah latest lolz! K?
lolz dat sum big kitty ears
haz eet bin eztblished that iz a bunneh?
Yesh, as teh dear troll so kindly pointed owt 2 us, 6 comments up.
OMG.
I nebbur fot I wud EBBUR see sumboddee ackshullee ask furst insted ub juss
post it furr teh ellebentee time.
Fank you, fank you. U has maded mah day.
Happi birfday fikshunkitteh!!!1
i cant maks you a personal message butt you can look at what i wuld send yoo..
http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3121626&path=42069
http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3057269&path=42069
kitteh1ihazit, Fank Yoos fur teh berry kyoot cods *snurt*
vewy nyce ob yoo to fink ob me!
hai kitteh1ihazit!
hai sara! chek meh latest lolz, k?
.. How yoo mak friend request?
nevrmind!
uuuhh…r yoo shurz dis aer ah kitteh?
Iz not kitteh! Iz Rabbitt! Bunny-dar!
If you say Bunny-dar out loud, it sounds like some word in a foreign language.
Kitty? Looks like a Bun-bun to me! It’s absolutely adorable either way.
dat kitteh-bun iz sooo kyoot! jus look at da nose.. itz so kyoot *SPLORT*!!
oh crap not again… sumone..halp??
otay-
dat iz nOt serisly a cat!
Iz it???
what kind of cat is that
Awsum picture. Dis is bunneh, isn’t it? Have dis as a desktop background. Againz, awsum pic. ^-^
Umm.. Not a kitty, a bunny!!
It’s a bunny…
does anyone notice that’s a rabbit?? duh