Iz called a tail.
Iz called a tail. Wut’s it gud for? Don’t know yet.
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U gots us awl agin,annipuss !!!
Wut are u thirsty for ??
Ai jus had my ebenin meel, so a pint uv bitter wud b gud!
***gets frosted glasses,goes to teh tap***
***pour,pour***
Here u go…one fer u & one fer me.
Cheerz!
I thinks we’ll needz moar beerz sinz itz teh day befour caturday!
I finkz ur rite…
Sum Samuel Adams Boston lager, plzthxbai
eye’d tak a polygamy porter plz
Polygamy Porter? What’s dat?
Sounds liek it cud be causin lots ub hed-akes.
Is frum Park City behiend deh Zi-awn curtayne (aka Utahw). ver yum beerz dere
I’m nawt shure I’d liek tu drynk a beer iffen multypul peepul aer sharing the glass.
mah dad likez busch… a lot.
conga rats anni, u iz faaassst!
what u lik fer sillybrashun?
Thx jk, Ai shal haz a beer soon.
Playin wif, sillee!
U wants a pint,nightshayde ????
Mebbe sum shandee? Ai duz nawt liek mah beer bery hevvee oar bery bitter.
Mmmm…wuz(iz?)a restyrant here in Messhigun cawled Big Buck Brewery.Had a cherry shandee…dere lite beer & homemade black cherry soda mixed together.
It wuz teh NOM !!
Ai *usuallee* getz shandy wen ai goez to TTI. Aifinkso is lager + “lemonade” – but teh lemonade in TTI is sum sort uv lemon soda frum wut ai kin tell. Nawt teh saem as teh USA lemonade. Hard cider (apple oar berry) wud prolly werk fur meh tew.
Lemonade in TTI iz yooshully jus carbonatid water wiv sum flavrins addid – liek citric acid an shoogr an “Lemon flavr” Ai doan fink der iz ennee reel lemon in it.
Teh beer part can bee eever lager oar ale
I rubs dis on mah hoomin in da kichen en I gets da fud.
Fer NOMMIN,u fool !!
Woo hoo….a 3 wae brayd! Whut wuld y’all laik fur drinkeez nd danses?
Me & annipuss iz haven teh bitters…..
iz dere a danse relatin to tayles ???
jist ’shakin yor bootie’
“Speshul” lemonade fur meh, plz. Nawt shoor ‘bowt danses. Ai finkz bownsin aroun mite maek mah heddayk kum bak. Happitayl to be watchin ebbreewun else dansin tho!
Oh, pore nightshade. Iz ur hedd stil feelin a bit dellicut?
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Aye. *sniff* Got a liddul beddur arownd 10pm last nite, but wuz bak dis moarnin. Drugz iz keepin it at bay fur rite nao. *knock wud*
*sigh*
Ai simpafize, mai boi getz bad mygrayn an Ai yoost 2 get it soe offen dat Ai had 2 stop wurkin. Hoep u feel bedder soon.
Wut meds duz u tayke?
Ai knows we had dis diskusshun b4,but ai forgotted.
Ai’z nawt shore wat he haz naow, he haz sumfing 2 tayk wen he gets an attakk, but Ai doan fink he haz ennyfing 2 pervent it frum teh doctur. He’z tryin Chineez stuff 2 see iffn dat halps.
Ai haz teh Maxalt wich werks grate if ai taeks wen teh migrayn is jus startin. If ai doan no weddur itz a migrayn oar nawt tho, ai waitz tew lawng. Ai fink datz wut happened yesterday. Two doses didn’t werk, so thot mebbe it wuz sinus heddayk. Ai fink teh migrayn meds werkd dis moarning — just waitin to see wen it wares off…
Migrayz aer teh suk.
Amens to dat.
U duz nawt get teh aura az a warnin sign ??
Nope – ai getz nuffin. Sumtiemz ai know wen itz coming (moastly hormonal – so relatively predictable) — but sumtiemz dey just surprise me owt uv nowhere fur no apparent reezun… teh wun ai haz nao wuz a compleet surpise.
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Sum surprises nawt sew grate, akshullee.
Ai at leest gets teh aura az a warnin…can get teh meds in me b4 pain starts(usually).
Funnee thing…mai auras kinda resemble the qwilty things awn dis site.
Ai has to look awai frum sum of dem or dey maykes me sick !
Yes, Ai fort dat sum uv dem looks liek instant mygrayn – Mai wun wus brite orinj – soe poyzn enneewai!
I’ve never seen an aura before, during, or after. What i get is insanely sensitive to smell and bright light. Sound bothers me as well, but it usually does anyway.
Add these to attendant and it does not make for a good day. Gotta dope myself to the hairline and pray for sleep.
Ai nose ai has teh meegrain wehn ai cannawt read any more. I’z lookin at teh werds but ai cannawt make owt teh letters. An just liek stagehanddan ai cannawt tolerate teh brite lites – ai has to sitz in teh dark an takes teh drugs (teh legull kind). Lukkily ai does nawt get tehm very offen.
fur tiklin mai hoomins noes wen she sleepin!
Dat ar varee gud us ov tayl. Yu kan also showz teh hoomin u iz grompee by swizhy ur tayl.
KB wud laik to add, tho… u nont alwaez needz a tayl. Tayl is akshulie ovur-raetid, he sae. Him git by juzz fyne wifowt tayl.
Slapping your human in the face. Swishing across your human’s dinner plate. Dangling from the headboard of the bed onto your human’s face while he or she is sleeping. Communicating with your human via morse code by slapping the tail onto the floor.
My Kismet kitty whaps her tail twice when she hears a word she knows means her.
Kittehs kin say teh darndis tingz wif thar talez.
A Tale and Tew Kittehs…cute as Teh Dickens.
Snerk…..gud wun!
It wos teh best of noms, it woz teh worst of noms.
It iz uh far, far beddur LOL dat I dew, dan I haz ebber LOLed; it iz uh far, far beddur cheezburger dat I gitz, dan I haz ebber nommed.
Ah has tryed 2 tiemz to post a replie wif a poynter to a LOL innit and it dont show up. duz it taek longer 4 dem to sho or iz i doin sumfin wrongly?
Yep … leenkeez muss gitz reevyood bai da big cheeziz oar sumfin. Dey ebintchullee shoez up, tho…
Ifn sew, U b n gud kumpnee heer! 
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Ifn U wontz dem2 shoes up rite awai, leev awf da “h t t p : / /” part, n mayk shur it startz wif “w w w .” (wifowt da spaysiz), n WerdPretzel shood adz da “h t t p : / /” part 4 U. Liek dis:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
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BTW, I liekz ur naym! Duz U haz uh kitteh naymd “V-Ger”? Iz U uh Trek fan?
tankoo tankoo!! Ah iz berry nu so ah don kno awl teh inz an outz.
Yez mah kittehnaeme Vger is frum teh nawt sekund moobie. mai hubbiekatt an i watches awl teh diffrunt trek progams. he iz mor treksavvy den me tho.
Enneywai, long tiem bak in dis fred ai waz also thinkin “Dickens” an a pikshur of mai kittehs, i wanned to sho u it:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1526733
…or a kitteh uv 2 tails ???
Aahz…ai added moar Star Trek pikturs to mai profile,iffin u wants to see….
Ohai eeck! Gud pix — Didja gitz uhsimmylaytid?
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Da mawdulz uv Interpryz-D n Voyijur — dew U noez ifn doze r repl… raplic… kawpeez, oar r dey da oarijinulz? I noez dat da oarijinul mawdulz dey yoozdid inna teebee shoaz wuz awkshund awf uh fyoo munfs agoe — dunno hoo botted dem. Mebbe da hotayl peepz botted dem sew dey cood shoez dem awf dere…
some bewy good lols here….ewe guis r onna roll—laik buttah!!
eye must say ta-ta for cuppla weeks–ahll miss ya’ll, nad see ya onna uvver sida bacashun!
Haz a gud wun!
Bai…enjoi !!!!
C U L8R, friscokitteh! Haz gud tym!
Maibee ther iz klu in teh boks!
We has no Clue!
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… oh yes, we has…
it wuz mizzus peacock inna liberry wif a pipe, wasn’ it?
maybe it wuz bebeh kitties in teh hall wit teh kyootness…
oooooo, gud one
tank u, dan – dey are so very kyoot ai almust splorted, if dey wuz kalikos ai shirley wood have! i haz a weekness fer kalikos….
Hoo splorted Mr. Hed?
Tail canz be best friend.
tail tells a tale of kitteh’s moods
an iz gud for jumpin
an balancing
an iz an impoortent part of lernin butt wiggel of doom.
maibee klu iz in teh boks?
Alert: two kittinz. I repeet: two kittinz. Iz time to put on yer protektive face sheeld an seek cover.
da cyoteness too much fo goggie?
U betya
zoikz! a goggie who liekz kittehz! get da copz… and a cookie…
-brinz cookeez-
I diddin eated dem.
U can haz sums.
An sumz kittehnip for tinykatz.
Nawt so strng as katnipz.
Liek sparklinz grayp jooz.
*squeek, squeek, squeek, thunk…squeek, squeek, squeek, thunk… squeek, squeek, squeek, thunk… (pushes cart wif 3 squeeky wheels and one flat one) – cart contains extra supplies for CCC – jus in caes*
CCC iz wore owt frum teh uvver dai wen der wuz 2 berry cyoot lols 2gevver.
Oh,yesh…has u recubbered frum awl yer helpin uv peepl ????
Yep, Ai finkso. Der hazn’t bean much cawl fur teh CCC 2 dai.
the day is young
U musta gotted dat kart frum mai growsree stoar… N i betz dat wun uv da wealz nawt tern berree gud, n wun uvvem wigglolz sumfin feers…
…or teh one wheel dat duzzint turn at awl….
Ai fort it wuz awn purrpuss soez teh cart maeks u goe 2wardz teh ekspensib fings an pas teh redoost prys wuns.
ai thot it was to keep them from discapearing and ending up in the freeway median.
Mos uv teh wunz heer haz a sneekee fing dat lokks wen u trye 2 poosh teh cart past a lyne. Sum u haz 2 put munnee in 2 get dem off teh stakk.
Datz wun advansd shoppin cart! Leest it
don SHOK yu iffn yu kros dat lyn…lyk teh
nvizibul goggeh finsiz duz teh goggehs.
*aiv hurd de goggeh finsiz don werk ahn
awl goggehs…sum jus brace fur it adn
run ahn thru an bak thru!!*
*hmms adn pours tewna oil intu teh squeeky wheels. Well, it stops mai kitteh squeeking*
U kin tewna peeyanoe, butchoo caynt tewna fish…
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butchoo kin tewna shawpin kart?!?!
Gewd idear. Me iz glad me gotz a splort-immoonity boostah shotz.
Tayl iz gud fr..
Art – dip n paynt an maek a picshur
Baiting – yorz wen itchee oar sumwun elsiz
Curlin intu pleezin shaypz
Dustin the cownturz
E…
Entertaynin yerself an yer famblee
Flickin arown tew get teh hyoomin’s attenshun
Gettin in teh way uv teh pyooter skreen sew hyoomin playz wif u
H…
Hookinup:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/funny-pictures-yeah-we-hooked-up
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Igotsing:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/25/i-is-gots-your-tail
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Jakkin (azzinna carjakkin)…
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/26/hey-i-is-attached-to-that-tail-1
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KitKat haffin:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/01/funny-pictures-have-a-kit-kat
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L…
Hittin hooman’s nose
Insert into cawfee cup
jumpin over
K…
Killin!! (itsa snaek!)
likkin…
makin’ go bak’n'forth real fast..
N…
nose ticklin yur hyoomin
objektin to do-not-want things by lashing
playin with
q… oh wait, a tayle is a queue.
Rayzin up vertikul
Swishin
Trippin hoominz
Unkurlin, aftur curlin
V…
Nippin:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/09/funny-pictures-diner-in-3-2-1
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Missin:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/21/any-colder-and-mah-tail-will-ah
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O…
Overeacting:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/com-bak-tail-sniff-i-loveded-you
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Pullin:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/17/funny-pictures-for-a-present-pull-here
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Q…
plaiiyin awl bymysef – ish jest sad, bet 1 moar, sry
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Quagmirein:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/10/funny-pictures-gig-ge-dee
mai recall 2 nawt sekund grade 2 learna alphalfbet lettuce mi sho u…
Emo kitteh – showin teh angree
Flirtin – wrappin round teh hoomins leg an makin dem go Aaaaahhh!
Gettin teh gushifuds (see F)
H…
QTE QTE QTE
ANERABUHLZ!
Hai fellow kittehz!
Can yoo ratez mah lolz, pweaz? I wantz ta see what yoo dinks ov mah lolz.
Kthnxbai!
Tehms ar guud!!!!
yayz! i rate yorz?
tailz iz pitiful ov hooman trying tu invade our toughts!
Dey aint fer steppin on dats fer shur.
mayb iz antenna!
Here, lemmee giv it a littul nibbul an see whut it duz.
*nom*
WOW dat wuz a surprize!!! an no yu cant try it on mine.
but i alreddy diz!
*nomz tip ov tayl*
garefield saz it 4 balanc
You have captioned over the main part of the picture. Therefore, you fail.
(Top right, middle left, bottom right FTW)
Yous wite. We can noes seaz teh subjek of teh pikshur….
moov dat middul kapshun ovur duh karpets, pweez.
kittehs ar kewt, dogh.
An teh funnee fing, no mattur how fast I turn arownd it stays behine me!
ohai, eberyone. just a breef noet to sai I r bak frum mini-bacashun.
kthxbai
oops…
Happitails to awl cheezfrenz
I dunno wut to sai heer
Just passin’ bai
Kthxbai (again)
L…
AWW, KITTEHS!
SPLORT!
Yikes! :::::::rushing in with the CCC…scoopy-scoopy-scoopy teh brayn stuffs…gently ploppy-ploppy-ploppy teh brayn stuffs back into K_K_C’s hed…put top of skull bak awn…streeeeeetch CHRG (w/doi) ober top of K_K_C’s hed…tape-y-tape-y-tape-y teh CHRG (w/doi) on BERY sek…suk…titely but nawt too titely…and gibs K_K_C a martoonie of her flavur choise.
Ai hope ai did dat right…was mai furvest-from-last tiem wif teh CCC.
kthxbai
Tank u! I feel bedder!
mai pleshur
I shows you minf iffen u showz me urs
But, Iz a Manx kitteh.
Mah kittehs think it is a big werm dat folowz dem.
wen i maek mah kitteh sit, i taek himz tail and annoy mah kitteh wiff it and mah kitteh aktualy bitez hiz own tail!!1!
is this from free to be you and me????
dis is nawt awr deigh to tawlk abowt dis.