Iz called a tail.
Iz called a tail. Wut’s it gud for? Don’t know yet.
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U gots us awl agin,annipuss !!!
Wut are u thirsty for ??
Ai jus had my ebenin meel, so a pint uv bitter wud b gud!
***gets frosted glasses,goes to teh tap***
***pour,pour***
Here u go…one fer u & one fer me.
Cheerz!
I thinks we’ll needz moar beerz sinz itz teh day befour caturday!
I finkz ur rite…
Sum Samuel Adams Boston lager, plzthxbai
eye’d tak a polygamy porter plz
Polygamy Porter? What’s dat?
Sounds liek it cud be causin lots ub hed-akes.
Is frum Park City behiend deh Zi-awn curtayne (aka Utahw). ver yum beerz dere
I’m nawt shure I’d liek tu drynk a beer iffen multypul peepul aer sharing the glass.
mah dad likez busch… a lot.
conga rats anni, u iz faaassst!
what u lik fer sillybrashun?
Thx jk, Ai shal haz a beer soon.
Playin wif, sillee!
U wants a pint,nightshayde ????
Mebbe sum shandee? Ai duz nawt liek mah beer bery hevvee oar bery bitter.
Mmmm…wuz(iz?)a restyrant here in Messhigun cawled Big Buck Brewery.Had a cherry shandee…dere lite beer & homemade black cherry soda mixed together.
It wuz teh NOM !!
Ai *usuallee* getz shandy wen ai goez to TTI. Aifinkso is lager + “lemonade” - but teh lemonade in TTI is sum sort uv lemon soda frum wut ai kin tell. Nawt teh saem as teh USA lemonade. Hard cider (apple oar berry) wud prolly werk fur meh tew.
Lemonade in TTI iz yooshully jus carbonatid water wiv sum flavrins addid - liek citric acid an shoogr an “Lemon flavr” Ai doan fink der iz ennee reel lemon in it.
Teh beer part can bee eever lager oar ale
I rubs dis on mah hoomin in da kichen en I gets da fud.
Fer NOMMIN,u fool !!
Woo hoo….a 3 wae brayd! Whut wuld y’all laik fur drinkeez nd danses?
Me & annipuss iz haven teh bitters…..
iz dere a danse relatin to tayles ???
jist ’shakin yor bootie’
“Speshul” lemonade fur meh, plz. Nawt shoor ‘bowt danses. Ai finkz bownsin aroun mite maek mah heddayk kum bak. Happitayl to be watchin ebbreewun else dansin tho!
Oh, pore nightshade. Iz ur hedd stil feelin a bit dellicut?
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Aye. *sniff* Got a liddul beddur arownd 10pm last nite, but wuz bak dis moarnin. Drugz iz keepin it at bay fur rite nao. *knock wud*
*sigh*
Ai simpafize, mai boi getz bad mygrayn an Ai yoost 2 get it soe offen dat Ai had 2 stop wurkin. Hoep u feel bedder soon.
Wut meds duz u tayke?
Ai knows we had dis diskusshun b4,but ai forgotted.
Ai’z nawt shore wat he haz naow, he haz sumfing 2 tayk wen he gets an attakk, but Ai doan fink he haz ennyfing 2 pervent it frum teh doctur. He’z tryin Chineez stuff 2 see iffn dat halps.
Ai haz teh Maxalt wich werks grate if ai taeks wen teh migrayn is jus startin. If ai doan no weddur itz a migrayn oar nawt tho, ai waitz tew lawng. Ai fink datz wut happened yesterday. Two doses didn’t werk, so thot mebbe it wuz sinus heddayk. Ai fink teh migrayn meds werkd dis moarning — just waitin to see wen it wares off…
Migrayz aer teh suk.
Amens to dat.
U duz nawt get teh aura az a warnin sign ??
Nope - ai getz nuffin. Sumtiemz ai know wen itz coming (moastly hormonal - so relatively predictable) — but sumtiemz dey just surprise me owt uv nowhere fur no apparent reezun… teh wun ai haz nao wuz a compleet surpise.
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Sum surprises nawt sew grate, akshullee.
Ai at leest gets teh aura az a warnin…can get teh meds in me b4 pain starts(usually).
Funnee thing…mai auras kinda resemble the qwilty things awn dis site.
Ai has to look awai frum sum of dem or dey maykes me sick !
Yes, Ai fort dat sum uv dem looks liek instant mygrayn - Mai wun wus brite orinj - soe poyzn enneewai!
I’ve never seen an aura before, during, or after. What i get is insanely sensitive to smell and bright light. Sound bothers me as well, but it usually does anyway.
Add these to attendant and it does not make for a good day. Gotta dope myself to the hairline and pray for sleep.
Ai nose ai has teh meegrain wehn ai cannawt read any more. I’z lookin at teh werds but ai cannawt make owt teh letters. An just liek stagehanddan ai cannawt tolerate teh brite lites - ai has to sitz in teh dark an takes teh drugs (teh legull kind). Lukkily ai does nawt get tehm very offen.
fur tiklin mai hoomins noes wen she sleepin!
Dat ar varee gud us ov tayl. Yu kan also showz teh hoomin u iz grompee by swizhy ur tayl.
KB wud laik to add, tho… u nont alwaez needz a tayl. Tayl is akshulie ovur-raetid, he sae. Him git by juzz fyne wifowt tayl.
Slapping your human in the face. Swishing across your human’s dinner plate. Dangling from the headboard of the bed onto your human’s face while he or she is sleeping. Communicating with your human via morse code by slapping the tail onto the floor.
My Kismet kitty whaps her tail twice when she hears a word she knows means her.
Kittehs kin say teh darndis tingz wif thar talez.
A Tale and Tew Kittehs…cute as Teh Dickens.
Snerk…..gud wun!
It wos teh best of noms, it woz teh worst of noms.
It iz uh far, far beddur LOL dat I dew, dan I haz ebber LOLed; it iz uh far, far beddur cheezburger dat I gitz, dan I haz ebber nommed.
Ah has tryed 2 tiemz to post a replie wif a poynter to a LOL innit and it dont show up. duz it taek longer 4 dem to sho or iz i doin sumfin wrongly?
Yep … leenkeez muss gitz reevyood bai da big cheeziz oar sumfin. Dey ebintchullee shoez up, tho…
Ifn sew, U b n gud kumpnee heer! 
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Ifn U wontz dem2 shoes up rite awai, leev awf da “h t t p : / /” part, n mayk shur it startz wif “w w w .” (wifowt da spaysiz), n WerdPretzel shood adz da “h t t p : / /” part 4 U. Liek dis:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
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BTW, I liekz ur naym! Duz U haz uh kitteh naymd “V-Ger”? Iz U uh Trek fan?
tankoo tankoo!! Ah iz berry nu so ah don kno awl teh inz an outz.
Yez mah kittehnaeme Vger is frum teh nawt sekund moobie. mai hubbiekatt an i watches awl teh diffrunt trek progams. he iz mor treksavvy den me tho.
Enneywai, long tiem bak in dis fred ai waz also thinkin “Dickens” an a pikshur of mai kittehs, i wanned to sho u it:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1526733
…or a kitteh uv 2 tails ???
Aahz…ai added moar Star Trek pikturs to mai profile,iffin u wants to see….
Ohai eeck! Gud pix — Didja gitz uhsimmylaytid?
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Da mawdulz uv Interpryz-D n Voyijur — dew U noez ifn doze r repl… raplic… kawpeez, oar r dey da oarijinulz? I noez dat da oarijinul mawdulz dey yoozdid inna teebee shoaz wuz awkshund awf uh fyoo munfs agoe — dunno hoo botted dem. Mebbe da hotayl peepz botted dem sew dey cood shoez dem awf dere…
some bewy good lols here….ewe guis r onna roll—laik buttah!!
eye must say ta-ta for cuppla weeks–ahll miss ya’ll, nad see ya onna uvver sida bacashun!
Haz a gud wun!
Bai…enjoi !!!!
C U L8R, friscokitteh! Haz gud tym!
Maibee ther iz klu in teh boks!
We has no Clue!
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… oh yes, we has…
it wuz mizzus peacock inna liberry wif a pipe, wasn’ it?
maybe it wuz bebeh kitties in teh hall wit teh kyootness…