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An Ai’m teh saem bofe sieds
An annipuss iz still the fastest wun in awl ov cheezland!
Menee happee congratz to yoo, deer annipuss! At leest this time ai wuzn’t going fur coffee! Just sitting ober at Princess Mu’s fabulolso partee! Sipping teh spiced appul wine.
Wud yoo laik sum??? Ai cud get it fur yoo!
congarats to u annipuss
jch4k….i tink ill change mai name to jch4k jr. i wuz orf gittin mesom coffee n missded teh new lol.
*snkr* an LOL!!! Ai wunder hao mennee ov us there ar hoo think “Oh – ai hav just taim get a kwik cup ov cawfee! ” And we com bak – seconds too layte – an teh GRATE annipuss haz beeten us wunz again!
But itz OK – ai usualleee getz teh brayne freeze eneway – an annipuss iz reelee gud!
Hmmmmm Friscojch4kitteh, jr. Ai think ai laik it!
conga rat ulationz, Annipuss!
drinkz n danz rekwest?
Princess Mu iz still heer. Purrhaps we cud just bring hur partee ober heer. Itz reelee spektakular!
* mikically transports fun roman courtyard *
heer, anniepuss, hav a seat, hav cuppa wine, relax an njoy!
* claps fur dansers, rekwests grape young partialy naked grape feeders to serve Janet an Anniepuss *
An luk !! Heer iz teh partee room we were in!!!
fallow me, we CAN haz roman style food orgie:)
*princess Mu bekons frens to fallow hur thru doorway no one else noticed till naow*
da room is reeli a courtyard. evening dusk has desended.
an olive tree grows n da center. a large marble table surrounded bi marble cowches covered in sawft cusions an blankies is laid owt wiff pewter plates and huge goblets.
a reed flute is heard as young mostli naked dansers (male and female) enter fur da festivus.
smiling servers enter wiff trays ov apples, bananas, caremel creem, and
An and? I dunt want tu eet sumwun’s and.
But I’m gowing tu relax adn enjoy teh danses. I’ll hab a goblet ob dry melomel, I fink. (Oh, did yu get teh email addy ok, jch4k?)
and parfaits!
eye can come tew?? eye wuz wachin from behine one of teh collums wunnerin iffeye can join in? eberfing issa beutiful and it smells so wonderful anna relaxin…..
yew come rite ober heer deer friscokitteh an has smoo an cuppa wine! see how pretty da dansers r? oooh look heer comes a nice new tray ov drinkies an cheeses!
Hao did di happen? I went wif one ov teh serbing YNG’s — he wuz showing me teh faciliteez, yeah, dat’s it, he wuz showing me teh ficilities — When I went away I wuz on wun fred, and nao I coez back & I iz on anutter! Mus be majik!
hehe! ya, da facilities…
Iz dat teh euphanism we’re uzin todai?
Iz az gud az ennee uvver – we awl noe wot boolion meenz…
Hey, dat’s my storee & Iz stickin’ tu it!
But I will say dat some ov dose YNG’s kn be bery facile wif tehir eufenizms!
doan furgit to shower, nowun likes sticky facilities.
*snicker*
I am a weak man, couldn’t resist.
*sheepish look*
An THAT iz eggs actallee wai ebreewun laiks yoo so much!
*drags toe in dust*
Aww shucks mayum
*blushes*
well crud, coffee break over, back to salt mines.
mai yung i’s are nao hurtin! nawty nawty cheezpeeps!! :O
Happee bee-layted natal dae, Jimmba!
Hao wuz your vacay? Arr yew mooved noa?
(Ai wud wayve mai stick-like arms in yore direcshun, but tehy are quilty tooday)
ohai SMOM!! mai bufday was fantabyoolowse!! ai had a lublee mid dai meel wib mai mom n pa kitteh, n den i had a lil nap in teh arvo Aftur dat ai wen fur a nyte owt wif mai kitteh commiteh an had a fabumous tyme!!
iffub yew saw my message tew teh cheezpeeps awn teh yahoo groop ai sed fankoo dere, but if nawt den hear tis agen …… FANKOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! mai bufdai was wundermuss fanks tew eberywun espeshlee teh cheezpeeps!! teh bestemest peeps in teh yoonivurse!! 
Tehse ARRR teh beeyootimous peeps!
Am sew glad yew had a happitayle tiem!!!
I haev bin wifowt intert00bz, moovn…
MoovN iz nawt sew graet axshullee.
Boolion? Iz dat wen Booklion iz true or fawlse?
Noe. Iz me tipin 2 fast.
wy fanku princessmu! imma delited to be here! cheeses are wunnerful n teh partialy YNG r speshaly nize tew looka at!
Mai ai joyn de sellybrayshun? YNG- plz to bring sum graypz and mebbe strawberrie daykwirries?? kthx!
mebbeh i did ms sumfin, but why ebberywun keps sain “YNG”?
wat is meenin uv dis?
Young Nekkid Guy
oh.
oh ai see! :]
It all started here:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
…and ai want to steel yer calikko kitteh !!!
joo no can has mah bebbeh!
but joo shorly can luk at hers!
hers naim is mojave, wich ar pronownsd “mo-haw-vee”
i naimd her aftuh teh desirt i yoosd to liv in
wen i did liv in CA. her wer a strai, an my fren
katchded her an her sistr, an we jus fell in luvv
wif mojave! is nao been free yeerz sins we
‘doptid her, an her stil onlee way 6 powndz!!
Wow,hers is a teeny kyootie !!!
Ai gots one cat dat is 3 tymes her powndage !!!
Ohai 343GuiltySpark! ur mojavedessertkitteh is beeootifull.
p.s. cn u plz esplain ur name? is berry interestin, ifn u not mind.
o dat? is jus a karaktur from Halo 2, a xbox gaim.
i plai too mush. :]
oh mai….she is gorgeous! she luks lak she noes it tew…..the pretty ones always seem to know how beutimus they are dont they…..
concats Annipuss! on your top spot
how does Uz want 2 sillybrate?
az teh sekkund, iz mai jawb to offer teh conga-rats an teh drinky and dansy to teh nawt-sekkunds?
qu’est-ce que yooz preeferez, mademoiselles?
Fanks fur awl teh offurz uv drinkses an dansis. Ai jus finisht doin a kwick tideeup `cos mai growed up boi iz cummin 2 stai fur teh weakend. Soe Ai need sumfing cool 2 drink, but Ai’z 2 tyred fur dansin!
iz gud, cuz ai iz nawt much uv a danser.
iz too early fur teh booze? wud yoo lyke sum strawberry lemminade?
Iz nebber 2 erlee fur booze!
ohai, a kitteh aftur mai own hart! OK, wee haz strawberry lemmonade wiv *um* sumfing innit…?
Dat sowndz jus teh fing az an apperiteef – iz neerlee tiem 2 cook mai ebening nom.
OK, heer be a tall slender frosted glass wiv strawberry “speshul” lemminade an a single purfek sugar frosted strawberry onna rim for garnish. Bendy straw optional. ai hasta go for now, hav fun weekend!
annipuss humblols us awl wif her speedypaws! awl bow in humblol awe of speedipuss annie…ummm…I mean speedipaws annipuss!
There’s actually 11 whiskers on the right of the cat, and 10 on the left.
FAIL.
cloaking device, Engage!
Romulan Kitteh! FTW!
is bettah luking tho
yup. too purty to be Klingon!
Ai has added a couple more Ster Trek piks to mai profile,iffin u wants to check dem owt !!
oo, i go lukkadem! brb
eeek! b0rg!
depending on “attachments”, they could give a new meaning to “plastic pal who’s fun to be with”
**snerk**
Ohai Dan. u reeeely in teh nawty mood 2day, hmmm?
nawty—-ish I suppose
nawty ish as nawty duz.
Vry nize Trek-pics, Eeck!
(Ai eeeeked at teh Borg, tew, Sweetpea!)
Ohai SMOM
I putted sum picshures ob Mungo an Pollyanna awn my profyle.
I took dem tewdai-dem sed “Iz raynin!! We no can pose nycelee!!”
I had to bribe dem wib bikkies
Ai can oenlee se wun spotty dawg pikchur…
Goggie luks liek”Hurry an tayke mai piktur,so ai can run fer cubber” !!!
**snerk** Teh piks uv teh kittehs chillin awn catnip still gib me teh giggols.
Heee!! – Hazel still chillin!!!
Tehre shud be 3 pics awn der. I can see 3 .
Can yoo?
“fully functional”
(Mi geekiness, let me show you it)
Teh Nekkid Nao ref ftw!!!
Yea, Chessie!
mai fav. episode.
Oooo, lukit dem shipz!
i can has i dent iffy kashun? 2 classes, ifinkso, or mebbee from diffrunt spacetimecontinyum point; not know wich.
Do nawt know wut ships wuz…ai am onlee casual trekkie.
Sorree !!
A cazual trekkie iz illogical, captain.
Mynd yu, I gess I’d be cawld a casual trekkie tu, more ob a Whovian and Catherine Gale/Emma Peel Avenger enthuziast.
Casual Trekkie: Someone who is familiar with Star Trek in all it’s forms,but who does not know any of the technical facts of the various shows.
My cousin who was with me on the Lost Wages trip could tell you EVERYTHING about Star Trek,I’m sure.
Tribble should knoz, herz ar resident star trek expurt
yup. Tribble can kno. Mebbee Maus win he reternz.
Yesh…teh models were berry kewl !!
but.. but.. ai can’t see youz!
very purty ndeed!
Nawt jes purty — gorjis, eben!
Must…kiss….hed……
Smoooooch !!
ah unnerstand da compulshun, sutch a cutie!
I can has photoshoppd picshure?
Fur wuns, Ai agwee.
*agreez too…. *
Iz nawt VAREE fotozhopt…just…. mirrored.
I’d not hav notissd if the kapshun hadn’t maed meh luk.
who needz fotoshop? go 2 paint, copy half da picter, paste, flip hori.. hor… sideways, vwala!
ther be symimametricalism
sumwun needs to lern how to use clowne tool pwoperwy
Yer rite! No count wen iz Photoshopd! Even the groun’ is symmetric!
Yesh… I iz alzo photochooped!
Artkitteh noes bout vanishin point and foreshortnig
forshortning u can has crisco.
onoez!! Satchuraetid fatz ar teh bad foar yu!
Pi are roun and U uses crisco for teh crust. i needs pi.
IZ CATLOAF! IZ CATLOAF!!
YUMMY!
Nawt full catloaf, tho. I see teh front feetsies stickin owt.
I is very modest too..
izza beeyouteeful kitteh! anna looka teh antlerz onna herz forehead….can u seeem or izzit jus me?
why does da kitteh care bout itz appearance… maybe 2 impress da hooman and get a cheezburger!!1!!
Kittehs du nawt need to impress hoomans tu get cheezburgers. Dey mind-control da hoomans intu gibbing dem wun. Ore uze physical violints. Ore thretten da furnishure.
Ohai awla cheezpeeps! Happee FriedEgg! Juss stawping in tew say ohai, gotz lotsa stuffs tew doo, tydee/cleen up cuzza dadcat is comin fur teh bisit on Sunnyday. He libs farawai inna San Jose, me inna So Cal. Ai wunt be heer tumarow eder, gaon onna trip to Ojai fur birfday sillybrashuns. Itsa Rock Fest wiff awl kyns of trubyoot bands, fuds, drinkies & crafts = mai kynda playc!!
oooOOooo sounz likka fun fk….whoalls gonn be tehre? whicha dae izza birfday? minz on mundee!
Happee Birfdai in adb…idva…and…erlee friscokitteh! Mai birfdai awn Caturdai
Happy birfday, fikshunkitteh! Hav lotsa fun in Ojai!
Fanks berry mush, booklion! Ai’m eggsited bowt sillybrashuns but numbers nawt so grate akshully! DH aslo bukked ruum at Hummingbird Inn, wiffin wokking dizdanse.
Tribute Bands are Hollywood Stones (Rolling Stones), Mighty Cash Cats (Johnny & June Cash), Retro Tull (Jethro Tull), MisLed (Led Zeppelin), Cubensis (Grateful Dead) and
,
,
,
wait fur it
.
.
the legendary Jackie Lomax & his Band!!
Wow…he’s so legendary that….uh……
ai’ve never herd uv him,aktually!
snerk
fot is wuz teh funneh!
LOL, me eever
ohai eeckthecat – i wuz jest kurious, on “LOLcats Gone Wild” teh odder dai you sed you hav fambly in geneva NY, I lib near Rome NY, i jest wunder how manee cheezpeeps lib in NY. do you come to NY much? I seed on your profile taht you are in the midwest…oh, nad i has a happitail – we share a birfday!
Okai…Ai answered dis a bit ago,but commint got eeted..iz in teh eethernet ??
Ai iz in Meeshigun,and duz nawt travel to NY much anneemore.
Booklion iz in NY,and we wuz diskussin a winery tour next tyme ai do get dere.
Yay fer January 26 birfdays !!
ohai, uniquekitty, I am in teh Finger Lakes area. I donut tink tere are many ov us in upperstate NY here…it seems like majority ov teh cheezpeeps are frum Mausigan or TTI. Or else tey r bery bery kwiet.
Cheezpeeps spred awl ober. . .just don’t say where dey’s frum alla tym.
yesh, it seems taht lots uv cheezpeeps are frum TTI, nad in west US, i jest hadn’t noticed ne1 saying tehy wuz in NY. Mai boikitty nad ai lurves to go to Watkins Glen State Park to hike, is very prittee around Finger Lakes
When I wuz a kitlet, I always wanted to go to Watkins Glen to hike up teh glen for my birfday. One ov my faborite playses. Lotsa nys waterfalls around Ithaca, too: Ithaca Falls, Lucifer Falls, Buttermilk Falls, Taughannock Falls…
Ai herd Buttermilk Falls iz nice, not herd of odders – duz you lib in Ithaca (if you donut mind mii axing)…mai oldest brudder went to Cornell
Buttermilk is nizezt in teh sping, when teh sno meltz. Not so much water in teh summer. My brudder went to Cornell — I only went dere fur summer skool wun yere, otterwize went to Syrakus fur teh undergrad. Ten went midwest fur piling it higher & deeper.
a legend in his own mind maybe?
Prolly sew, dan!
neevar mind tew mai comment below……..
Happe Birfdai in advanse, Friscokitteh!!
fanku lcVA……i wont bee here so iz nize tew get birfday wisshes erly!
happee burfday on munday friscokitteh!
fanku lunarmommy! bewy nize to habsome greeting early!
fanku fikshunkitteh, eye wont bee here on mai birfday…ill be onna way to aspen, co….
ur weekend sounz likka funtime…..ewe said trubyoot bands–enny of teh real members taht ewe no of? eye juss finnish teh new book bout teh eagles by don felder, so imma awl inta teh sebentees moosic nao….
Tikkets sai ‘Al Westcott (Maggie’s Pa) and Lor An-Ryan (Cheep Thrills), donut reckignize eever ovem, do.
Ware R my manners??? Hab teh grate tiem in aspen!! Is dare snow nao, mebbeh up hi awna tawp mowtins? Wevver shood be teh nyce fur yur speshul dai! Ai lubs teh eagles adn doobie bros, mai ayj, let me show yoo it awl!!
ohhh eye noes–eye LOVE teh eagles….always have, iv met don henley a cuppla times, the book was bewy good! inside scoop, theyve always been so private, but you knew there was stuff goin on…..seems they upset don felder, so he tells all…..but it was an interesting history of r n r music tew!
i dunno iffa deres snow still…amma worried bout teh temperatures, since its showing 95 in denver…..but i no aspens much higher up….i am hopin for some relief from this heat n hummmmidity her in hahhouston….at least i know its not hummmmmmid up there.
prolly not humid, but the air gonna seem awful thin to ya for a few days, be careful.
ya i will…..but im wunnerin if since well be dribin up, we kinda get aclimated quicker than iffin we fly? whachathink?
yall r hotter in dallas nao than we r in hahhouston ifinkso:
I just looked on US WEvver website…Aspen highs in 80’s, lows in 40’s, humidity 27% and dew point only 36 degrees. Sounds like hebben! But Bery bery dry…remember to keep drinking watter!
fanks….i know im ready to get into lower hummmmidity and temps…i drink lots of water neway, prolly why im allas sweatin so much….ill have to keep on everyone else to be drinkin their water!
Wuz in Colorado in ‘96.Teh onlee tyme ai noticed teh thin air wuz wen we wuz climbin a big hill at Rocky Mtn. Nat’t.Park. Iffin ai wuzzint exertin maiself,ai felt fine.
I were there in 97, is purty
where wuz Uz I was neer Denver
We stayed in Denver & Silverthorne,which is an hour/hour-and-a-half west of Denver.Drove all over,tho….up into Boulder and Estes Park and west into Vail.
me 2 we wented to boff Estes Park and Vail.
no had problums wid thin air, is fun dribing in deh Rockees
Wen we gotted back to Meeshigun,hadda get used to no mountains in teh horizon
i went to vail via denver several years ago, early 90s, in august, it was beautiful! its hard to pack for cooler weather (ok, COLD, to me!), i think ill not have as hard a time now, since i’ve been there before.
Altitude sickness. Do Nawt Want. Be careful on exertion, and sometimes you won’t notice you are doing too much until after you’re done. Then you get really sick. Icky, even. Check into oxygen if you need it.
Usually they say you get used to it after 48 hours – it takes your body that long to produce the extra red blood cells that you need. Someone suggested iron supplements to me, not sure if that is a good idea or not.
prolly good idea…in my case innyway…fanks for teh suggestion i don’t think we’ll be doing any exerting for 48 hours or so, we’ll be mostly listening to music, then when hubbynteenkitteh get there is when we’ll be doin whitewaterraftin n hiking…..oh wait, then they will have to adjust…oh i dont know…..
hotter maybe, but not quite the humidity where ya get thirsty, ya fling a towel through the air and wring it out for a drink. yet annyway
i hadnt noticed so much humidity yet—iknow, iknow, im used to it….but i was putting gas in the car yesterday and there was just a dry breeze blowing–dry and HOT! but i didn’t start sweating as soon as i got out of the car….amazingly!
oh and talk about hot work….well maybe we werent talking about it but i took pictures of this guys trimming the palms in our back yard — he’s way up in the air, our house is two stories and these palms are taller. I took these pics from the front yard! click on my name check em out in my photos section…..
Happee Birfdaiy tu yuu!!!
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Fank yew, {{{{{{{cheshirekittehkat}}}}}}}!!!!
Happi Birfdai {{{fikshunkitteh}}} haz fun on Ur birfdai!
Fanksyu 2K
friscokitteh, I wishes yu happy birfday now tu, since yu won’t be here.
Aspen sounz wunnerful, tu! Eberybuddy iz going sumwhere grayte for their birfdais!
Enjoi yursefs bery muches!
Friscokitteh, I didn’t know whut to get you, but I tink der mite be moskeetoes & otter bugs in Aspen. So here iz sum catnip oil insekt repellent. Eben if it duzzent wurk to keep bugs away, I bet teh kittehs will luv you eben more.
ooooOO fankz booklion! i preciate it bewy muchly!
happi birfdai 2 Uz friscokitteh
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im so cited booklion…..ittl be mai teenkittehs fi…oops nawt seccund tyme in colorado…yungestun n i will be dribin up wif mai deer bruvver, n mai oldest teen kitteh n deer hubbeh r flyin up later inteh week!
Happee Birfdaiy tu yuu!!!!!!!
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fanks ckk!! i always love to see ur avatar–it still makes me smile !!!
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i iz laet for teh partee…Happee Birfdaez tu Friscokitteh and Fishkunkitteh!! An mani happee returnz ob de dai (but nawt the kind of returnz liek when kitteh eatz gushifud tu fast..pleh). Hve fun and saef tripz!!
fanku vgersmom! fanku bewy mush!
Fank yew vgersmom fur the nyce birfdai wishes! Berry sweet ob yew.
Happitayl Birfday friscokitteh
Have a wunnerful day awn Monday.
Have a nice tyme in Aspen.
fanku tidmum! i preciate ur nize wishes! imma so cited bout mai trip taht eye shud be packing, but im not…..
LOL!!! FRISCOKITTEH!! Ar yoo gonna bee heer awn Monday? If yoo ar, yoo can haz a burfday partee – rite heer! Just let mee know.
fanku Janet! no, i wont be here…..im citedto say ill be in aspen, co, for teh apen moosic festeeval, mai deer nefew is der fro teh festeeval for teh whooooole summmer..
Happe birfdai! Hav fun wif ur dadcat!
Fanks luvscatsVA! He will bee heer fur bowt 10 dais. Ai’m naw twerkin nao, sew bisit be nyce.
happee burfday on caturday fikshunktteh!
Fanks lunarmommy! yew R sew nyce
O hai dkishunkitteh!!
We were gonna hav a partee fur yoo tomorrow – but if yoo ar nawt heer, then ai will start rite heer – an rite nao!!
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER FIKSHUNKITTEH ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!!
Tomorrow – the 12th ov JULAI!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
HAPPEE BIRFDAY, FIKSHUNKITTEH !!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXO
Enjoi teh “legendary” Jackie Lomax…
we are awl “jellus”
**snerk**
Fanks eeck! Nao gawts greeeen iis, hmm?
Teh legendary lomax?!?
He speeks for teh trees, foar teh trees has no tungs, n he’z beggin u sir at teh top uv his lungs.
o wait, dat not rite.
Ai finkso mite be himz, seems he yoosta doo lawtsa Beetlols toons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqpSIBYChF4
W00t w00t!
Fank yew berry mushly. Ai dint eggspec nuffin, yur fots R sew kine, mayks mee fill sew teh berry speshul!
Teh grate fing bowt birfdais, yew kin sillybrate lawng azzu wants!
Fikshunkitteh, here’z a little prezzie for yu:
it iz a magikal notebook. Iffn yu wantz to rite a little fikshun,
teh pages r blank N yu can writes what u want wiff tis nise fountain pen.
If yu wants to read, yu can open teh buk & there will always be fiksion by yur faborite authors. N its watterpruf, too, so yu can tayk it in teh baff!
Oooooh, my o my, hao Ai lubs prezzies!! ♥♥♥♥ {{{{{booklion}}}}} Dis isso wunnermuss! Ai will rites teh bestist parts ob weekend adn shayers wiff awl onna Mondai!! Wut a grate adn fotful prezzie, oooh fansee pen
Baff issa grate playc fur watterpruf buuks! Fanks sew mush!.
Happitayl Birfday fikshunkitteh
Hope yoo has a wunnerful day an has a grate tyme at teh Rock Fest.
Enjoi yaw weekend
Fank yew, tidmum! It shood be teh nyce tiem ai finkso!
Fankyew JCH4K!! Wut a lubly voyce yew hab! Ai awweez lyk dat sawng, speshully dis tyme ob yeer!
Dis gose up dare^ unner JCH4K
*fassa frassa grummbl
um JKH4K, ai replyd, but commintz inna rong spawt (sry)
C below V
Does eies! R sew hypnotizn…..
Suddenlee, ai feelz urjiz 2 go buy elebenty cheezburgrs and gib to teh kitteh….
Mee too! Temtahuns, wii has em!!!1!!
Oi! Mai brane! It hurtz!!!
wen i luk at deh haf piktur an seez teh grey fluff an eerz…
I tinkz – izza MOOS NOZE.
Den I skrull dawn an c deh kitteh!?!?!?
Oooo Mai Brane! Mai hed ben messt wif!!!
o hai {{{fikshunkitteh}}} happy birffday to ya and may u have lots of cheezburgerz!!1!! whenz ur birffday aktualy??
Fank yew mushlee Hashim! Ai lubs teh sillybratin! Ai will hab a cheezburgr oar tew in awner of awl cheezpeeps @+@>>>> nom nom nom
ohh, kitteh, yoo are purty. an camelf – camflor – i can’t see yoo gud enuf. (i luvs me teh tabbees ♥♥♥♥♥)
Kitteh shud be naemd Roarshock…what do yu see in his markings?
Ai sees a fly !!!
i finkso it lukka lak antlerz onna herz forehead….
Ah seez a purrfektly c-metrical pikchoor… ah callz fotoshoppin!!!
but kitteh iz still snorgelicious!!!
bilateral. i is it.
What about bilingual?
is merikan kitteh only mreows in Engerlish
Kaleidoskoap Kitteh spreds hims designes awl oaver teh skreen;
Him iys an eggzakt dooplikashun ov hymseylfe!!!!! (Ov wun siede ov hims, ennywai!!)
Awww…what a cyoot kitteh!
*Splort*
foreground kitteh blendz into background
kittemeleon
Plenty of pettins to ensue.
It’s not symmetry; It’s camoflage.
I agree completely! It took me 5 looks to see that it wasn’t a GIGANTIC cat, just a cat blending into the background.
Sew purty indeed!!!
Kitteh is sporting battle ears….why?
Yer rite !! Haz got teh laid back luk to dem!
(Ai cawl dese “bat eers” awn mai Nala…she haz teh black mask liek Batman)
I see more of “you gotta be kiddin’ me” or “you can’t be serious” kind of looks.
I alwsys called dat look owl ears, beware of upset kitteh.
Trickery, trickery, trickery!
Et qui rit des curés d’Oc?
De Meuse raines, houp! de cloques.
De quelles loques ce turque coin.
Et ne d’anes ni rennes,
Ecuries des curés d’Oc.
*waving pinkie paw pads*
Buy ebrybudee! Ai has tu goes nao, hab a grate Caturday and Sunnyday!
TTFN, FK
Bai bai — and Happee Birfday!
Happee Birfday to yew tew, Friscokitteh!!!
fanku, nightshayde!
wai duz tey haz to frodoshoppe? wai????
iz dont get it :/ wat dus “purty” meen? i iz from germani and mai dicshunari iz retarded lol
Purty is pretty [ziemlich?], Käsefreund (I speek liek naytiv? U iz germin cheezfren, so I sai in germin wiv the langwich stikkee taep!)!
Pretty is schön, ziemlich meanz “quite” (az in “pretty good”)
lol!ni777ka! purty is another way of saying pretty!
purty meanin pretty, plus purrrry. iz a coommon kitteh thought.
lulz.
(:))
Yu shur ar!!!
(AWL catz r gorjuss, wii knoe taht!!!)
wii may know dat, but i dont ownz a wii D’: *snif*
=D i likz kittahz an dats da purdiest kat i seen!
excellent photoshopping job!
Wow… when you look at it.. it is photoshoped..
OH NOEZ! Dis kitteh no exist? *waz hopin’ ta ask him un dayte*
… or iz it a her?
D; must be she.. cuz she purdy.. i dont daytez gurlz… D<
Not really; if it were excellent you wouldn’t be able to tell :p
teh kitteh has teh saem amownt ob purdy on bofe sides
Absolootly bootiful kitteh!
photoshop :/
haha fanks for teh halp!
O_O *stares in awe at gorgeous kitteh* i not gud at lolspeak no mores
i haven’t commented in a long time.
teh pic is PHOTOSHOPED
this is a photo shopped picture its not real sadly cause that would be very cool
I can has purty tew?
Beautiful kat!
Adobe called.
Your Photoshop license was revoked.
Ai iz sowwy u haz foetoshoppz.
Dat iz nawt gud, an ai iz dizapoy…
disapote…
eshaimedz.
Fotoshopewed!
Naytice the rocks on the floor!!!
Theyz simetrikewl 2!
Doctored.