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look at me i’m symetrik.. symettri… I’z purty
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An Ai’m teh saem bofe sieds
An annipuss iz still the fastest wun in awl ov cheezland!
Menee happee congratz to yoo, deer annipuss! At leest this time ai wuzn’t going fur coffee! Just sitting ober at Princess Mu’s fabulolso partee! Sipping teh spiced appul wine.
Wud yoo laik sum??? Ai cud get it fur yoo!
congarats to u annipuss
jch4k….i tink ill change mai name to jch4k jr. i wuz orf gittin mesom coffee n missded teh new lol.
conga rat ulationz, Annipuss!
drinkz n danz rekwest?
Princess Mu iz still heer. Purrhaps we cud just bring hur partee ober heer. Itz reelee spektakular!
* mikically transports fun roman courtyard *
heer, anniepuss, hav a seat, hav cuppa wine, relax an njoy!
* claps fur dansers, rekwests grape young partialy naked grape feeders to serve Janet an Anniepuss *
An luk !! Heer iz teh partee room we were in!!!
fallow me, we CAN haz roman style food orgie:)
*princess Mu bekons frens to fallow hur thru doorway no one else noticed till naow*
da room is reeli a courtyard. evening dusk has desended.
an olive tree grows n da center. a large marble table surrounded bi marble cowches covered in sawft cusions an blankies is laid owt wiff pewter plates and huge goblets.
a reed flute is heard as young mostli naked dansers (male and female) enter fur da festivus.
smiling servers enter wiff trays ov apples, bananas, caremel creem, and
An and? I dunt want tu eet sumwun’s and.
But I’m gowing tu relax adn enjoy teh danses. I’ll hab a goblet ob dry melomel, I fink. (Oh, did yu get teh email addy ok, jch4k?)
and parfaits!
eye can come tew?? eye wuz wachin from behine one of teh collums wunnerin iffeye can join in? eberfing issa beutiful and it smells so wonderful anna relaxin…..
yew come rite ober heer deer friscokitteh an has smoo an cuppa wine! see how pretty da dansers r? oooh look heer comes a nice new tray ov drinkies an cheeses!
Hao did di happen? I went wif one ov teh serbing YNG’s — he wuz showing me teh faciliteez, yeah, dat’s it, he wuz showing me teh ficilities — When I went away I wuz on wun fred, and nao I coez back & I iz on anutter! Mus be majik!
hehe! ya, da facilities…
Iz dat teh euphanism we’re uzin todai?
Iz az gud az ennee uvver - we awl noe wot boolion meenz…
Hey, dat’s my storee & Iz stickin’ tu it!
But I will say dat some ov dose YNG’s kn be bery facile wif tehir eufenizms!
doan furgit to shower, nowun likes sticky facilities.
*snicker*
I am a weak man, couldn’t resist.
*sheepish look*
An THAT iz eggs actallee wai ebreewun laiks yoo so much!
*drags toe in dust*
Aww shucks mayum
*blushes*
well crud, coffee break over, back to salt mines.
mai yung i’s are nao hurtin! nawty nawty cheezpeeps!! :O
Happee bee-layted natal dae, Jimmba!
Hao wuz your vacay? Arr yew mooved noa?
(Ai wud wayve mai stick-like arms in yore direcshun, but tehy are quilty tooday)
Boolion? Iz dat wen Booklion iz true or fawlse?
Noe. Iz me tipin 2 fast.
wy fanku princessmu! imma delited to be here! cheeses are wunnerful n teh partialy YNG r speshaly nize tew looka at!
Mai ai joyn de sellybrayshun? YNG- plz to bring sum graypz and mebbe strawberrie daykwirries?? kthx!
mebbeh i did ms sumfin, but why ebberywun keps sain “YNG”?
wat is meenin uv dis?
Young Nekkid Guy
oh.
oh ai see! :]
It all started here:
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
…and ai want to steel yer calikko kitteh !!!
joo no can has mah bebbeh!
but joo shorly can luk at hers!
hers naim is mojave, wich ar pronownsd “mo-haw-vee”
i naimd her aftuh teh desirt i yoosd to liv in
wen i did liv in CA. her wer a strai, an my fren
katchded her an her sistr, an we jus fell in luvv
wif mojave! is nao been free yeerz sins we
‘doptid her, an her stil onlee way 6 powndz!!
Wow,hers is a teeny kyootie !!!
Ai gots one cat dat is 3 tymes her powndage !!!
Ohai 343GuiltySpark! ur mojavedessertkitteh is beeootifull.
p.s. cn u plz esplain ur name? is berry interestin, ifn u not mind.
oh mai….she is gorgeous! she luks lak she noes it tew…..the pretty ones always seem to know how beutimus they are dont they…..
concats Annipuss! on your top spot
how does Uz want 2 sillybrate?
az teh sekkund, iz mai jawb to offer teh conga-rats an teh drinky and dansy to teh nawt-sekkunds?
qu’est-ce que yooz preeferez, mademoiselles?
Fanks fur awl teh offurz uv drinkses an dansis. Ai jus finisht doin a kwick tideeup `cos mai growed up boi iz cummin 2 stai fur teh weakend. Soe Ai need sumfing cool 2 drink, but Ai’z 2 tyred fur dansin!
iz gud, cuz ai iz nawt much uv a danser.
iz too early fur teh booze? wud yoo lyke sum strawberry lemminade?
Iz nebber 2 erlee fur booze!
ohai, a kitteh aftur mai own hart! OK, wee haz strawberry lemmonade wiv *um* sumfing innit…?
Dat sowndz jus teh fing az an apperiteef - iz neerlee tiem 2 cook mai ebening nom.
OK, heer be a tall slender frosted glass wiv strawberry “speshul” lemminade an a single purfek sugar frosted strawberry onna rim for garnish. Bendy straw optional. ai hasta go for now, hav fun weekend!
cloaking device, Engage!
Romulan Kitteh! FTW!
is bettah luking tho
yup. too purty to be Klingon!
Ai has added a couple more Ster Trek piks to mai profile,iffin u wants to check dem owt !!
oo, i go lukkadem! brb
eeek! b0rg!
depending on “attachments”, they could give a new meaning to “plastic pal who’s fun to be with”
**snerk**
Ohai Dan. u reeeely in teh nawty mood 2day, hmmm?
nawty—-ish I suppose
nawty ish as nawty duz.
Vry nize Trek-pics, Eeck!
(Ai eeeeked at teh Borg, tew, Sweetpea!)
Ohai SMOM
I putted sum picshures ob Mungo an Pollyanna awn my profyle.
I took dem tewdai-dem sed “Iz raynin!! We no can pose nycelee!!”
I had to bribe dem wib bikkies
Ai can oenlee se wun spotty dawg pikchur…
Goggie luks liek”Hurry an tayke mai piktur,so ai can run fer cubber” !!!
**snerk** Teh piks uv teh kittehs chillin awn catnip still gib me teh giggols.
Heee!! - Hazel still chillin!!!
Tehre shud be 3 pics awn der. I can see 3 .
Can yoo?