Comments on: should we call 911?

By: kenneh

kenneh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:46:19 +0000

Not to be a cliche, but I think it looks shopped- the branch is passing right through tree-kitteh’s butt! ….but who are we kidding, it doesn’t matter.

By: kwittydown

kwittydown — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:17:35 +0000

Umm gwood but ta factz i lovez catz!
callz 911 iz sayz!

By: Failing Impromptu

Failing Impromptu — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:43:17 +0000

Eviuz LOLcatz!!!
Naisse!!!

By: Diederik Geertsema

Diederik Geertsema — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:28:04 +0000

Iz ceiling cat in da trii, iz wut he insiztid to do ‘cuz it gits him closur to heffen

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:12:01 +0000

Bii kynd, bat-eerd kittunz! Ther but foar teh graiss, go yuz!

By: Shintoga

Shintoga — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:47:34 +0000

Is it me or does that cat look photoshopped? It doesn’t look like it’s in a natrual ‘standing on tree branches’ position anyway.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:56:57 +0000

how did dat kitteh get up there?! mah kitteh cant even climb a tiny tree!
well… i tink mah kitteh is a bit, ummm.., cracked cauz he iz scared of burdeez!!1!
hez even afraid uf new stuff or people dat enter da housy!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:49:50 +0000

Ohai! Hav u bin heer sins teh baginnin ov ICHC??
Ai jus jumpd n bout 6 wks ahgo…Ai am luvin teh
“right now”(iz taht wut it sez?) ahn owr profile
pajiz..Wow..dat relly ternd tingz up a notch dint
it??

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:33:57 +0000

Dat kitteh iz chekin out teh seeneree. He’ll comez back down…sumdae!!1!!

By: Jason_Skooter

Jason_Skooter — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:33:22 +0000

Fanks 4 da comp lament. If nuttin L’s… I likez 2 maked mehself laff.
:0

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:12:48 +0000

Kittehs gettin a bettur look at teh bbq grilln nex dohr!!
………………………………………………………………………..
*hai jason_skooter!!! U funni gurl… *

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:00:02 +0000

did he usta werk fur teh fone co?
taht wuz a veri nise ting tu halp teh kitteh lurn…
Kitteh don lissen tu thoz skwirulz!!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:30:12 +0000

vary intristing…ai hav such intlijint frenz!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:04:01 +0000

Waol, datz nawt fun, habbin da plees shoaz up un eggspektidlee-liek. Dis gy at mai kustimmur, tho, didded dis bowt 12 tymz. Himz dinyd it, but da fone sistum keapz rekkurd uv awl cawlz, wevver oar nawt deyz kumpleated. We shoad it 2 himz baws………………
…
Da tek gy at da kumpnee hadded da idear 2 may sumwun dyl 9 den 911, but da law sez dey wood hasta poast synz ebbreeware indycaytin da chaynj. Dey disyded 2 repree… reprum… punish da gy hoo wuz dylin 911 insted…

By: bob

bob — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:19:53 +0000

What a cute cat!!!!!!

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:19:40 +0000

( bows )

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:33:22 +0000

Oar teh Alsayshans? sowree Germane Shephers… tehy have teh poyntee eers too…

By: kitteh1ihazit

kitteh1ihazit — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:31:57 +0000

I remembrz ratin dis…

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:28:18 +0000

Edumakashunal, or wot,this site!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:09:48 +0000

i drive home onna MD 665 i awlwaz vry carfully mindin mai mirraz

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:01:39 +0000

in brooklyn, mai steet addy was 667, across the street from the beast.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:58:21 +0000

Nao dat ai luks at teh pikchoor again, doze *could* be chihuahuas ravver dan kittehz. Mebbe Aahz wuz rite!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:57:18 +0000

Der veri veri urliust ritings dat tawk ob teh number ob da beest dat still eggsist awl yewz 616, but naubodi iz tu shur iffen 616 caym furst ore iffen 616 adn 666 wur bofe da numbur at der saym thyme. Diffrunt peeps sai diffrunt thyngs. Sau, yuze libbed in Teh Neighborhood ob Teh Beest?

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:52:57 +0000

Ai wuzzent shur wat yu wantid tu noe, soe gabe yu mai emayl adressamifing (imipak@yahoo.com) in cayse yu wanted to diskuss lanwiges offlyne. Fore riting, in de urli dais, der woz veri littul distinkshun biwiin wat woz ritten, wat woz read, and wat woz dun. (“As above, so below.”) Urli ritings aer mowstli akkowntants (dey get ebberiwere) adn seals indikating orijin bekaws it mayd things peepul cudn’t see layter intu thyngs they cud. It mayd realiti. Teh veri next thyngs peepul rote down wur rituals fore cooking and brewing, and shortli aftur that waz laws adn hau realiti shud be. Fassinating stuff. Teh urli stories, myths, legends and stuffs lyke dat, the stuffs dat peepul didunt thynk ob az reel, dat didunt get ritten down until mush mush layta.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:43:02 +0000

Aahz…..ai wuz awf teh pyooter fer awhile,ahnd ai saw dat u wuz askin abowt teh Star Trek models in mai piktur.We did nawt tayke teh guided tour uv teh museum,so ai’m nawt sure where teh models came frum.
Guess ai’ll have to go back to Lost Wages & ask !!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:41:18 +0000

I gots a beddur won dan dat, Aahz. My fren lives in deh OK place wid an
ari-ah coad ob 916. Onct or twicet, wen I calling hur, I maeks mistaek
and hangz up deh fone befour compleating deh nombre. Den I dialz agin
and talks and talks and talks to mai fren. Deh policemans commed to
mai howse and ringed deh bell to chek on mii. Becuz dere sistum dinnt rwreck-og-neyes deat I wazzn’re. umbt callin’ deh emerj-ent-see nombre.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:39:32 +0000

btw. thanks ever so much for the week long earwurm episode.
mushroom MUSHROOM!!
gaaaaahhhhh.

By: jadestalon

jadestalon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:39:30 +0000

Stoopid Choowahwahs! Jus wait ’til I get down, yool get whatz comin to you! Teech you to laff at a kitteh!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:39:10 +0000

thets jesst lyk ur typin skilz – dintcha awl setta record hear 2dai wit da 8weigh mackiemai??

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:35:01 +0000

you wouldn't be so mean to me if I wasn't stuck in this tree !!! BUT YOU ARE BLANCHE, YOU ARE !!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:32:51 +0000

Yeh, reelee… Basement Cat can haz branch awfisiz n difrint areeya coadz…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:31:25 +0000

Atta preebeeyuss jawb I proegrammd da tellyfoan sistumz 4 kumpneez, n owr sistum wood letchoo dyl 911 wifowt habbin 2 dyl un extree 9. But wun uv owr kustimmerz had sumwun hoo kept dylin 911 n hayngin up. We fownded owt dat himz wuz dylin 2 fast 4 da fone — himz wuz kawlin sumplays wif uh 1 n da areeya koad, but himz dyld sew fass da nawt-sekkund nom-burr uv da areeya koad dint goe throo. Den win 911 wood ansur, himz wood hayng up n dyl agin, but sloer…
…
Da plees-minz dint liek himz berree muchlee…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:28:57 +0000

Reelee??? Taht used to be ar area code!! It still iz fur teh peepl further north frum us!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:26:24 +0000

An 8 WAY MAKRAMAY?????? Iz taht a (scuze me!) furst???? Ai dont remember so mennee except fur teh second rayce – an taht duzzn’t reelee count!!

Duz enewun know??? Hav we just scene a noo rekord being set???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:22:24 +0000

Ohai jd. Ai found yur noat – but ai’m nawt kwite shur ai noe waht yoo meen. Ai now ai asked yoo abaut teh langwijes – did yoo anser sum where taht ai didnt find???

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:20:59 +0000

lolrus iz cumming fur yu.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:12:48 +0000

Akkording tu the Oxford English Dictionary (adn wat du dey noe aniwai?), a heck iz a bridge wib fish under it.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:02:49 +0000

Aer der ani wib 616? (Dat’s Teh Beest’s ubber number – hi haz multiple fowns apparentli)

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:59:46 +0000

Aer dey nice, shiny, sparkly dots dat run rownd tu fast four kittehs tu powns on?

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:58:28 +0000

Shudn’t dat be: “PROPERTY OF LOLRUS: If fownd, fill wib fish adn return tu neerest cheezburger, theevez will bi breeved on”?

By: old lurker

old lurker — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:48:59 +0000

Ai lubs wikkkki

By: Ruth James

Ruth James — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:42:57 +0000

The closest is Mexico with 066. But your best bet appears to be 112. Hoo noo?!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_telephone_number

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:40:55 +0000

laik the fyrmenz from Farenheit 451?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:38:09 +0000

Den teh fyrmenz cum in upsied down

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:37:34 +0000

*burp*.. *covers mouf wiv hand an sez “Pardon me!!!”*

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:36:25 +0000

Heehee!
Mah sekrit stash cubberd- let me …nom..nom..nom…

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:35:11 +0000

IRL atta werk wii r awelwaiiz remindeed dial “9″ tehn 911, duh

By: old lurker

old lurker — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:33:47 +0000

sumware in da whirld itz gotta be 666

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:31:37 +0000

good to know, iffin I ever make it over dere.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:31:36 +0000

Waz u a bebbeh? Dats a co-inkydense – soe waz Ai