should we call 911?
mebbeh da itty bitty kitty fire brigade can halp u.
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GMTA!
yur taipin skilz are berrie fazt!!
Ur nawt soe bad urself!
Yay Old lurker!!! Awn tawp ov a 8-way makramay, an Annipuss is in it twicet! Whut r u habbin fur drinkies? We can haz some kynde of tree-dansin maybee?
I r reddy fore sum Margie Ritas.. butz dey haves to be non-alko holick cauz I am on kall tonite
*sashayz out wif a tray ov gigunduss Marjie Rita glassez*
Whew! Didn’t spill a drop!
Some muncheez, perhapz?
Sadlee, az alwaiz awn a Fried Egg evenin, I getz heer an then haz tew leev rite awai. Partee happitayle, awl!!!!!!
Fank yu and {{{zf}}}
An 8 WAY MAKRAMAY?????? Iz taht a (scuze me!) furst???? Ai dont remember so mennee except fur teh second rayce – an taht duzzn’t reelee count!!
Duz enewun know??? Hav we just scene a noo rekord being set???
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Win it lowdz klik “Plai” den klik da tawp leff bag uv popkoarnz…
berry funnniez
LOLOLOLOL HA!
DAT WUZ FUNNEEYUR DEN HECK!!!!!
Akkording tu the Oxford English Dictionary (adn wat du dey noe aniwai?), a heck iz a bridge wib fish under it.
Ohai jd.
Ai found yur noat – but ai’m nawt kwite shur ai noe waht yoo meen. 
Ai now ai asked yoo abaut teh langwijes – did yoo anser sum where taht ai didnt find???
Ai wuzzent shur wat yu wantid tu noe, soe gabe yu mai emayl adressamifing (imipak@yahoo.com) in cayse yu wanted to diskuss lanwiges offlyne. Fore riting, in de urli dais, der woz veri littul distinkshun biwiin wat woz ritten, wat woz read, and wat woz dun. (“As above, so below.”) Urli ritings aer mowstli akkowntants (dey get ebberiwere) adn seals indikating orijin bekaws it mayd things peepul cudn’t see layter intu thyngs they cud. It mayd realiti. Teh veri next thyngs peepul rote down wur rituals fore cooking and brewing, and shortli aftur that waz laws adn hau realiti shud be. Fassinating stuff. Teh urli stories, myths, legends and stuffs lyke dat, the stuffs dat peepul didunt thynk ob az reel, dat didunt get ritten down until mush mush layta.
Edumakashunal, or wot,this site!
you wouldn’t be so mean to me if I wasn’t stuck in this tree !!!
BUT YOU ARE BLANCHE, YOU ARE !!!
btw. thanks ever so much for the week long earwurm episode.
mushroom MUSHROOM!!
gaaaaahhhhh.
( bows )
Stoopid Choowahwahs! Jus wait ’til I get down, yool get whatz comin to you! Teech you to laff at a kitteh!
Umm gwood but ta factz i lovez catz!
callz 911 iz sayz!
Stuck in a tree…nawt gud.
He got himself up soe he can get himself down
GMTA!!!!! Anni
Akshulli, I noe sumwun wu tawt deir kitteh dat iffen it clims down teh tree faysing up, it can du it. Teh pawblem iz dat teh claws aer no use iffen teh kitteh is fasing down, becawz ob how they wurk.
did he usta werk fur teh fone co?
taht wuz a veri nise ting tu halp teh kitteh lurn…
Kitteh don lissen tu thoz skwirulz!!
White kitteh onna look-out for mom-cat coming home.
Hmm… U gotz bb gun? We shute branch — himz will fawl awn feetz…
**n b4 da troalz kumz owt, dat b da goggeez tawkin…**
Good thing u menshunned that, Aahz…..
Yeh … U shood noez dat I wood nebbur b dat wai 2 uh kitteh… I luvz da kittehz 2 muchlee 2 let dem kumz 2 harmz……
*lukz arownd disbeeleebinglee*
Deh goggeez? U shur It b deh goggeez??
I not see enee goggeez.
I kud hav sworn dat sownded like Aahz.
Ohai, cween! Waol, unner da preshur uv da “Noe Kawmintz” brayn freaz, da 2 aminulz inna windoe lukkin at da kitteh lukt liek goggeez 2 me…
:snerk: If u sez sew. I beeleefing u.
Maibi Aahz is pasikik and woz channeling teh goggies. Dey luuk liek hit goggies, sew dats teh sawt ob thyng theyd sai.
Nao dat ai luks at teh pikchoor again, doze *could* be chihuahuas ravver dan kittehz. Mebbe Aahz wuz rite!
Oar teh Alsayshans? sowree Germane Shephers… tehy have teh poyntee eers too…
yew trai and “bark” a cat………..yew’ll end up “de-barked” yewer own seff.
Kwik!! Call teh Fyremens!! Get teh round people catchy fing!!!!
HALP!!!!
LCB? Is taht yu?!
nah, kaint be. no sparklies inna tree. an I doan see do collection o’ “liberated” wristwatches.
Noe, but LCB wud doe fings liek dat 2 hab halp frum teh fyrmans
ya gotta point derr
Teh fyremenz aer awl still surbing grayps in an urliur lol. Der aer sum cam-payn-urs four teh lolrus bukkit appresheashun susiuti dat mite help, tho.
Ai dunno iffn Ai iz spendin 2 mush tiem heer, but ebree tiem Ai pass a hardwear shop wiv bukkits owtside, Ai start giglollin!
the big blue bukkits with rope handles are often used to ice-down beer kegs around here. It is all I can do not to lable the things with
“PROPERTY OF LOLRUS”
“if found return to ICHC or suffer consequenses”
but walking up to the epic-ly inebrieated and whispering “the lolrus is coming for you” is entertaining in its own right.
Shudn’t dat be: “PROPERTY OF LOLRUS: If fownd, fill wib fish adn return tu neerest cheezburger, theevez will bi breeved on”?
lolrus iz cumming fur yu.
Whups, eye didn’t refresh da payge. Sorri tu repeet u Tidmum.
He luks fien to meh.
Guezz wii needz tu cawl da fyremenz!
We haz a seben purrsun macrame! Haow shal we sillybrate?
ummm…………(oooh dots)………….hmmm………..
mackiemai maityes?
Aer dey nice, shiny, sparkly dots dat run rownd tu fast four kittehs tu powns on?
We havez a big brayd! We shud cellyery brate becauz it iz dai befor Caturdai!
Mmmm… celery + peanut buddur wud maek a gud snak, aifinkso.
celery and Cheez Wizzz
pimento cheeze
Cheez an pikkloled unyins
*passes out hoam mayde Pikkloled unyins,tastee cheez an minni cheddars*
NOM NOM NOM…………………
Yu has minichedders AND happi fayse biskits?! *Garsp*!!!!!
Heehee!
Mah sekrit stash cubberd- let me …nom..nom..nom…
*burp*.. *covers mouf wiv hand an sez “Pardon me!!!”*
duz dat pikshur mak any1 want burbun an branch?
Roc a bye kitteh
inna tree top
wen da wind blows
da tree will roc
wen da bow breks
da kitteh will fawl
but da fyremenz will catch u
cawz wii will cawl!
Oh yay!!! I wuz wurryd dat deh kitteh wud git hurtid. But deh story haz deh happee ending.
Wood wii ebber let da kitteh get hurted? Wit da luv uff da fyremenz round heer!
bwavo-clappity-clappity
*claps floofy paws tewgedder fyuriusslee!!!!*
Yay!!!
Tribble sayves teh day! Wh00t! Wh00t!
Rok a by behbeh
Inna tree tawp
Wen teh win bloes
Teh craydul will rok
Ai wus taht bayb
An wut bovvers me
Is wy MumanDad
Stuk me up a tree!
Now ders a gud qwestion!
Bwahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa…
Berry gud Ruth/Ambercat
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Wuz it teh fyremins whut got yoo down frum teh tree?
Ai wus behebh; wadduwai kno?!
Waz u a bebbeh? Dats a co-inkydense – soe waz Ai
Hokay, sumwun haz tu sai it:
Qwik, whut’s teh numburr fur 911?
Iz 999 in TTI
good to know, iffin I ever make it over dere.
IRL atta werk wii r awelwaiiz remindeed dial “9″ tehn 911, duh
Atta preebeeyuss jawb I proegrammd da tellyfoan sistumz 4 kumpneez, n owr sistum wood letchoo dyl 911 wifowt habbin 2 dyl un extree 9. But wun uv owr kustimmerz had sumwun hoo kept dylin 911 n hayngin up. We fownded owt dat himz wuz dylin 2 fast 4 da fone — himz wuz kawlin sumplays wif uh 1 n da areeya koad, but himz dyld sew fass da nawt-sekkund nom-burr uv da areeya koad dint goe throo. Den win 911 wood ansur, himz wood hayng up n dyl agin, but sloer…
…
Da plees-minz dint liek himz berree muchlee…
thets jesst lyk ur typin skilz – dintcha awl setta record hear 2dai wit da 8weigh mackiemai??
I gots a beddur won dan dat, Aahz. My fren lives in deh OK place wid an
ari-ah coad ob 916. Onct or twicet, wen I calling hur, I maeks mistaek
and hangz up deh fone befour compleating deh nombre. Den I dialz agin
and talks and talks and talks to mai fren. Deh policemans commed to
mai howse and ringed deh bell to chek on mii. Becuz dere sistum dinnt rwreck-og-neyes deat I wazzn’re. umbt callin’ deh emerj-ent-see nombre.
…
Da tek gy at da kumpnee hadded da idear 2 may sumwun dyl 9 den 911, but da law sez dey wood hasta poast synz ebbreeware indycaytin da chaynj. Dey disyded 2 repree… reprum… punish da gy hoo wuz dylin 911 insted…
sumware in da whirld itz gotta be 666
Den teh fyrmenz cum in upsied down
laik the fyrmenz from Farenheit 451?
The closest is Mexico with 066. But your best bet appears to be 112. Hoo noo?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_telephone_number
Ai lubs wikkkki
Aer der ani wib 616? (Dat’s Teh Beest’s ubber number – hi haz multiple fowns apparentli)
Yeh, reelee… Basement Cat can haz branch awfisiz n difrint areeya coadz…
Aahz…..ai wuz awf teh pyooter fer awhile,ahnd ai saw dat u wuz askin abowt teh Star Trek models in mai piktur.We did nawt tayke teh guided tour uv teh museum,so ai’m nawt sure where teh models came frum.
Guess ai’ll have to go back to Lost Wages & ask !!
Der veri veri urliust ritings dat tawk ob teh number ob da beest dat still eggsist awl yewz 616, but naubodi iz tu shur iffen 616 caym furst ore iffen 616 adn 666 wur bofe da numbur at der saym thyme. Diffrunt peeps sai diffrunt thyngs. Sau, yuze libbed in Teh Neighborhood ob Teh Beest?
in brooklyn, mai steet addy was 667, across the street from the beast.
i drive home onna MD 665 i awlwaz vry carfully mindin mai mirraz
I remembrz ratin dis…
What a cute cat!!!!!!
Kittehs gettin a bettur look at teh bbq grilln nex dohr!!
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*hai jason_skooter!!! U funni gurl…
Fanks 4 da comp lament. If nuttin L’s… I likez 2 maked mehself laff.
:0
Ohai! Hav u bin heer sins teh baginnin ov ICHC??
Ai jus jumpd n bout 6 wks ahgo…Ai am luvin teh
“right now”(iz taht wut it sez?) ahn owr profile
pajiz..Wow..dat relly ternd tingz up a notch dint
it??
Dat kitteh iz chekin out teh seeneree. He’ll comez back down…sumdae!!1!!
how did dat kitteh get up there?! mah kitteh cant even climb a tiny tree!
well… i tink mah kitteh is a bit, ummm.., cracked cauz he iz scared of burdeez!!1!
hez even afraid uf new stuff or people dat enter da housy!
Is it me or does that cat look photoshopped? It doesn’t look like it’s in a natrual ‘standing on tree branches’ position anyway.
Bii kynd, bat-eerd kittunz! Ther but foar teh graiss, go yuz!
Iz ceiling cat in da trii, iz wut he insiztid to do ‘cuz it gits him closur to heffen
Eviuz LOLcatz!!!
Naisse!!!
Not to be a cliche, but I think it looks shopped- the branch is passing right through tree-kitteh’s butt! ….but who are we kidding, it doesn’t matter.