DIS PIZZA
DIS PIZZA IZ RELAVINT 2 MAI INTRSTS
u shud eat it b4 sumwun else taeks it.
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U woodn’t want enny, eye juss sneezed onnit!
concatulations u iz nawt seconds. Wi haz piza to celerybrat
Oh yezz, anna root beer plzkthx!
aisle make homemade!
Ohhh, eggsellent!
U willin tu turn teh oven onn inn dis heet? Dis grillin waether at mye howze!
wez almoustea runnded awt ub propain butz wi habd a nudder tank. Naw lets had piza vegi burgers and maragritas own de deck!
i can has lolspeeak?
Iffen der’s pizza on offer, how abowt ai bring along sum homemayd ginger beer az well?
Pizza an geenger beer? Sowndz gud 2 mee! Yayz!
homemae rootbeer… teh kind wif dry ice.
Dry ice?! Da fog-mashine-its-sew-cold-it-burnz dry ice?? Nyse fur triks, but it’ll mayk yur rootbeer an ice lolly.
Iz mien nao!
myne tew
yesh Tribblez we can haz pizza???
Oh pardun mai bad bad manners……ai’m a baaaaaaaaad kitty!
Conga rats!!!
Fank u jamamakitty. Heer u go a nize beeg slyce uff pizza, ana salad, ana root beer. Hmmm, whut fur deesurt? Eye no, blueberriez an strawberriez onna pound caek wit whippeed creem!
Bedder cawl teh skwirrels….we needs lots o’whippee creem !
oh dat souns like hebben, fanks
Recipe fore da bestes summer dessert, eber:
FRUITY PIZZA
0ne pound cake, sliced
fresh berries and fruits of your choice, sliced n diced
fresh whippy creme
dark chocolate chips, melted
nuts of your choice, sliced (almonds) chopped (cashus,peanuts)
prepare;
place fresh fruit inna bowl , lightly dust with sugar, cover,
chill for a minimum of 1 hr
(note; i like 2 use different shapes and colors, my favorite mix
is sliced strawberries, blackberries, razberries,cherries -
diced peaches, apricots)
place slices of pound cake, sides touching (this is your pizza
crust) on cookie sheet (with sides)
lightly warm/toast in oven 350* for 10 mins
remove from oven, place on dessert serving tray
cover with layer of chilled fruit
cover with whipped creme
drizzle melted chocolate over whipped creme
sprinkle with nuts
note 2: i find a pancake turner the best server for this
options: sometimes we add sliced banana and /or
mini-marshmallows after the nuts
njoy !
I…am…gaining…weight…just …from…being…on…LOLcats…tonite !!!
Ai miss the Danish Pancake House in Manchester, in TTI. 24″ pizzas, but on a pancake base nawt a bread base. Same toppings and everything.
Slight variation on this: instead of pound cake, you can bake a cookie crust with a package of pre-made sugar cookie dough… then top it the same way. Mmmm.
Okai…dat’s it !!
Ai haz to go and be awn teh step machine fer 15 minnuts to work awf teh mental powndage !!!
BRB…..
Well, then don’t stick your head under the ENTIRE M&M machine.
If they were peanut M&M’s I prolly wud be fightin for position.
Ai’m back….
Berry funnee,wiseguy !!
*beeeeg cheeezy griiiinnn*
Sorry, *hmph, snerk,snerfl* bwahahaha.
okay, not that sorry (knowing full well I’m gonna pay for it later)
Ai finks u shuld pay NOW,infidel……
50 pushups…teh one handed kind…..
can I switch arms?
Yes….50 on EACH arm..
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
hmm, don’t think I’ve the caliber of guns for that kinda barrage.
Eeck, wuz U uh drill instrukter n uh preeveeyuss lyf?
but… but… it haz teh froot! sew it iz helthee, rite?? RITE??
or da angelfud caek werkstwo !
Wun pownd ob cayk? Dat’s barely enuf fore a serbing!
A-Nom!
Anom anom. A-nom nom-nom-nom. Anom anom. Anomnomnom. Anom anom. Anomnomnomnom-nomnomnom-nomnomnom-nomnumnumnumnumnum.
myne tree
Um – plz to tell me…. where r teh anchoveez?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ick, had to deliver a 1/2 anchovie 1/2 gulf shrimp pizza. In a Volkswagon Baja Bug, in the middle of Texas summer.
Ewwww…ai jus got a mental whiff uv wt dat must smell liek…
dubbl ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I’ve got a real good to describe it, but not too sure who it would offend.
Who let kittehs ordr pizza agin?
Nuffing rong wib kittehs ordering pizza. Teh exercise duz them guud.
Heaven help me, but I think that sounds yummy!
Oh,ai wuld eet a pizza liek dat,but nawt iffin ai hadda ride in a car wif it !!!
eh?!
well, I like going to a crawfish boil, so I guess I really can’t throw stones.
gimme a pound o’ bugs and a Abita and Imma happi man.
HA! Ai am sew glad teh price of teh crawfeesh was down dis spring. Ai had sum an it were TAAAAAAST-EEEE! Teh Belle River is mai favorite, even if teh is hard ter peel.
Ai would rather teh Warsteiner to go wit teh bugs, dough. An NO DIXIE!!! Pleh pleh, pleh! And double PLEH!
ya, da Varschteiner is goot, but an Abita Wheat works well. If your inna raspberry mood go for Purple Haze.
Can Dixie possibly be worse than Pearl?
Ai laik teh Purple Haze. I tried it last weekend at a wing joint while watching teh UFC fight on PPV. Yumster!
Ai is not sew sure teh Dixie can be wurs dan teh Perl. Deh is bof nastee! Draf does not help. DO NOT WANT! Would rather lick a tire.
My end of a bad week bottle of wine. Let me show you eet! LOL>
If yer talkin “Dixie Blackened Voodoo,” aiz wif yew. Pleh!!! DO NOT WANT!
Ai has not treid teh Blackened Voodoo. After teh regular Dixie Ai avoid anytin Dixie like teh plague.
iz der sumfin yew want tew tail us???
Yes,pleez come owt uv yer shell…
Don’t clam up on us, nao.
Doan get crabby, iffen nightshade duzn’t wont tu tell a sole. It must be a haddock, getting awl doze rekwests. Cod help’em iffen yu keep shoaling how eeger yu are, musseling in on sikrit pizza informashun. Teh bass thyng tu du iz reeli gib teh deskribed pizza a try. Gib it a try! Tuna-te, iffen yu habben’t eetun yet.
U rule,jd……
Mai obliviousness – let mi sho u it. Did nawt reeulize ai wuz in a shell. Duz dat maek meh shellshocked?
…
*klappin foofee pawz fur jd*
…
Tiem fur meh tew go hoam nao — nite nite, cheezfrenz!!!
Cod, dat waz grate, jd.
Ai must join nightshayde in leeving u awl….am volunteerin at teh food bank tomorrow mornin and hav to get up early.
We’ll see what wins for “oldest can/jar of food” dis tyme…
last tyme it wuz turkey gravy that expired in 1996.
Nite,awl !!!!
Mayke sure Dan finishes his pushups !!
*flounders arownd az wierd press plaices hiz reply in thanks in teh ring spot. But, better nawt carp. It gibbs me moar excuses tu pun, thou that’s nawt teh sole rezon tu reply again. Eben sew, cheezfrends shud hold a herring tu see iffen weird press’ errors aer eksesiv. Oh wells, mai ego will eel, eben if I hake it wen it makes a mistake. I’ll sto nau wib teh puns, ‘coz I’m starting to skate on thin ice.*
Aim luvin ur fishee punz! Lulz
Ai thynk it sownds great, tu. Teh onli thyng I thynk hebun shud help eiber ob us wib is getting each ob us an extra large pizza lyke dat each.
ah wud need too inspeck dat pizza furst, afoar ennehboddeh ated it.
Waol, ifn U dew diskryb it, mebbe U cood tawk ta big cheeziz n2 puttin uh warnin awn it sorta liek dey did wif da snaykee pitcher…
…
“WARNING: Stinky Lol — clickee 2 smell”
Smellerwebs?
New Orleans cat-house at low tide.
um…the childrens theatre I toured with for five years, was based in N.O., ya ever been to a port city? when the tide goes out? all that rancid mud baking……………..ooops scuse me eerrp.
Oh, I see. Is de garbidj left-ober frum feedin awl de cats dats so stinky, anna ded fishies inna wadder!
*blinky brite innosent iis*
Iffen you can pull it off, more power to ya.
Well, did it werk?
uh……yeah, sure Bob, whaddevah ya sey Bob.
Wared everbuddie go? Eye sareded tu bee heer awl alone!
yew nawt alone 4long…………….. no wun new wuz nooo lolcat
Eye figgered dere muss be sum new TV show on dat eye wuz missin!
noo moobies open onna dai B4 caturdai
Ackshuly, heer in TTI is juss about tym 4 Nex Gerrashun reruns….
Ohhh, WANT!
public serbis annownsmint…………. click on mai blooooooo and den cliks on mai latest friend……….. let’s sprize her wif a bunch of fren rekwests!! wut a trooooper!!!
Fankz, {{{{{{{{Jamamama}}}}}}} ai jus finely gawt it did nd axed fur abowt 43 frenz. Hard tu du wen dey ar nawt ina roe.
Yu du nawt leik doze liddul hary fisheez neever? ickee, huh?
jus go to Cweens an steel awl her frens………..yew will hab fousands!!
wair in SoCal did yew say yew libb?
Mmmmm…smell teh fresh basil,teh pepperoni,teh tomato sau…..
oh,heck – NOMNOMNOMNOM !!!!
a liddle slyse uv heven!
K, naow, ifn peepz r gunna tawk bowt da nomalishussist peetsa playsiz, we shood ayk uh rode trip 2 Sheekawgoe n feest at Jinoez Eest…
…
Deep pan wif da fraish pepprowneez n nommee cheez, wif fryd kalamaree 4 apputyzurz…
…
**drool** **drool** jess finkin bowt it…
nom nom nommmmmmmmmmmmm Round table had a pizza 4 awhile wiff organic tomato sauce, rounds of mozzarella cheez n lots ob fresh basil…….(yew cud haz teh pepperoni tew but it dwarfeded teh udder flabors) nom, wuz teh bestest pizza, but tey stopped makin it…….. must have been jus me…:cry:
*Hans jamamakitty a napkin*
There, there. U Feel betta sooon.
I used to go to Trader Joes and buy their pizza dough,pizza sauce,the little balls of mozzarella,and basil or other herbs.Haven’t bought those in a while,though…
***goes off to make shopping list***
wut time will be reddi??? ai kin getz der fast!!!!!???????????
Nawt wif airport sekkurity teh way it iz !!
ohhhh, yew poppeded mai bubbul…….
Sorree…ai alreddy eeted dinner,aneeway.
Ai will be makin peetza in teh next day or so,however….
Heer, I giving u a majikle bubblol.
It gitting u dere in no tyme.
Guess I shudda inkluded a tyme musheen.
fanks, ai kan putz it inna grage till teh pizza’s reddi?
Cween !!!!
Ai see u haz far surpassed teh 1000 frend mark !!
Ai will buy sum Leinenkugels Berry Weiss and drink it in yer honor.
(ai wunder how well that goes wif peetza ??)
Eeckie!! I saw ur pix, I maekd yu a lol! is on my profyl!!
**giggol**
Fanks,Elfi !!
Teh m&m’s store in Lost Wages wuz a site to behold….ebbery color uv m&m’s u culd imagin !
O Hai, Elfi! Hao is yer KB doing?
mai KBtrawn iz teh gud, fankooz foar askin!
KB an’ me went on errands on Wednesday. We hadta take bak teh kitnfuud what mai roommaet had purchisd…. he ment well but him nawt rilly a psyko kitteh ownr laek I iz… he botted teh Hillz Syins Dyit Kitn Fuud… I wuz laik… oh.. um.. yes, fankoo foar finkin’ ov teh kitnz an such but.. um……….. we nont buyz dis fuud… is pleh….
*showz ingreedyints lizt* “Water, chicken by-product meal, cornstarch, corn gluten…”
*showz ingreedyints lizt ov food I buyz* “Chicken, Chicken liver, Turkey, turkey liver, …”
Plus Hill’s was one ov teh kompineez whut had to pullz der fuud offa da shelfs foar bad wheet glootin…. I’d been buying Wellness all along…
NEwaiz, KB an’ me went to teh stoar to traed teh fuuds. KB is varee gud on leesh… him nawt liek parkin’ lots but him liek teh petfuud stoar juz fien. I taek him ther evry kuppl ov weeks, he knowz da laydeez der nao, dey pats him an’ he droolz on der boobeez. Dat is a gud dae foar KB. LOL
–Elfi
oh by the by….
I named the first-born kitten “Rikker”
She’s a girl kitteh, but I thought it was funny….
I pick her up sometimes and look into her half-open eyes and say “number one, make it so!!”
er… Riker…. not two K’s, I think… whatever.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528997
ohai, EEck, gud idih, da hurbee do iz gud. Oanlee dont furgit yu hab it in frij til it getz nastee leik ai did wuns.
Oh,don’t ai know it….
had likwid cilantro in teh veggie drawer once….
Cilantro is teh PLEH!!!!!!!!
Likwid or plant-foarm, is UBER PLEH!!!!!
EWWWW SOAPEEEEEE
groooosoooooossssssssss pleh!!!!!!
but then we moved to teh Oklahoma.
ai’m sry!
Ai used to ge to T.J.’s awl teh tyme……
hazzint gone in awyle nao.
Iz too eezee to spends munnies dere !
after ai kuddnt eet milk nemore i misst the pizza… but then ai fownd that the BBQ chiken pizza at papa murphees is ecksillent even wifowt cheez.
EVREEFING at papa murfeez is teh winzor!!!
troo dat! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
*shyz* I allus byez 2 pownz ov teh chokkitchipz kooky doh. I um… I eetz da furzt kontaenr whyl der maekin’ teh pizza…. an’ den… sumtaimz teh sekkind kontaenur nawt git opind ’til laetr.
Ohai jamamakitty. Ai am bak. Ai followed ur structions on gettin name to go blu. Had dun it rite up to para 4 uv ur structions. U sed “It will bekum a link so wen u is logged in to weerdpress ur name will b bloo and peeps can b klikking on it.” Duz u meam ai mus haz WP open awl da tyme to make blu name wurk?
Mebbee so! Iz blu naow! Will blu go awai if ai shutz WP?
won’t go wai but if yew log in an haz no abatar, check wp to see if you iz logged in
Hai Martha!!
Az long az u b logged into wordpress wen u b making deh commint, the link will stay bloo 4 eber and eber and eber ….. even after u leevez and turningz off deh puter. But if u not b logged in2 wordpress wen u makez a commint, ur name not b bloo. Even if u log in l8r. it b dependent on ur log in status wen u making deh commint.
schmooz 2 yooz.
nope, jus be shur yew are logged into it……… gud job!! what a Leo!!! yay August 17th!!! (cween mj is teh 15f)
Tanks lotz jamamakitti. Ai rilly wunted everywun to see mai abatar. It iz a gud Leo. Yea!
Mus go wurk in garden naow. Makin bed to plant rowzes.
otay, now yew haz sumwair to put pikshurs ob yer roses sew wee can awl see
-iz also molto benny!
Nom Nom Bawkz
arriebz wiff pawmp andz splendurr.
Hewminz gathurr ‘rowndz.
Cawnnosoor Kitteh
breevz deeeeep az t3h bawkz oapenz.
Feeline nirrbawnna!
Lusshuss scentz swurrlz andz
teeze Kitteh’z tayst budz. Awllmoast
2 gud 4 Hewminz!
Kittteh staykz owtz himz
slyce. Arrowma thayrapee
4 hungree Kitteh
Nom Nom Bawkz willz stillz
beez wawrm layturr. Ekksellent
playse 2 taykz a Nap
Jack.
Ur makin meh hungree!
Anodder grate 1, jack, thnx!
“Nom Nom Bawkz”: FTW!!!!
Fankyu Jack.
Teh evening iz jus nawt compleet wifout a poem by Jack.
Dat wuz wundermus, Jack! Ai kud feel teh steem & smell teh toppingz…
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Nao ai wantz pizza.
ai’m finkin der mite be a run on pizza awl ober teh whirld inna nex dai or 2
Nom Nom Boksez r alwyz good!
Dat sownds yumee!! Ai jus hadz a sammich, but ai wantz pizza nao!
eye hart pitza
mai cat jus 1 catshow. she roks. ;3
Conga rats tew yu. Wat kind uf kitteh dew u hav?
calico she has cute black nose :3
Ai luv teh cowlickohs. Mi sweet calli crossed teh bridge menny yeers ago. Have tree tabbies now, all rescued kittehs.
u?
I is hungriez ;_;
meh tew
i wnt pizza
*sigh* I can’t have pizzas anymore…tummi trubbles. :’(
But, if I go by the judging by the grease spotz on the box, it’s a good 1.
ai has the tummeh trubbles too.
iffn it wuz just the tummeh, ai wud be moar inklyned, but it alsew makes mai azzma wurse… so no cheezes foar meh.
omg kitsuneria! That happinzd to meh too!
Akshulie, I fownd teh whole pizza…. conkokshin… wuz what maek mai azmah bad.
I evin went to teh hossipul wun taim after eetin’ too mush pizza… dint waek up for 6 daez. Wus on ressaprator. 
I can have maeby one piece at a time now… but I’s VAREE kareful!!
Do you take teh Advair?? It maekd mai whol life diffrint!! I never did too well on Serevent but I always liked Flovent… Eventually I took to mixing the two in an aerochamber before inhaling… and then POOF they came out with advair, which is those two drugs, mixed!! LOL I wuz doin’ it rite!! It’s really changed my whole world, srsly.
Cheese is not so bad if I stay away from teh breds… I found that the worst trigger for asthma was heartburn…
**HUGS** I knoez ur payn wif teh azzmah. But u can has better!!
Krust luks gud 2.
And delayed appreshatshun 4 J Deth, lawreeyate of ICHC! Applaws, applaws.
Teh benefit ob virtual pizza iz dat it duzn’t gib peepul upset stumachs. As fer reel lyfe, here’s hoping yu hab sumfing ekwally wunnerful tu pizza – of, iffen nawt, dat yu diskubber sumfing dat iz.
But… watz about cheezburgerz?
I gotz many! Yoo askd fer it!
she know how to set n beg. she is crazy.
Ai hav a smart kitteh hu learned to come, sit, up (beg). He wached meh feed teh quarium fishies and luvs teh goldfish fuds. Wud dew ennyfing for a kibble uf fish food.
ohai 3 cts
wud yew kindly clik on mai name an send a fren rekwest to mai latest frend? her blows my mind!!
Sorree, I was away fur a few minutes. I hab jus dun this. I iz happee to b a fren to gma…uh…wears…uh green shus.
oh noes prololm………… ai jus fort wud be funz tew sprize her…. aim so proud ob herz………. an awlla peeps werkin der wai frooo dis strange w/p land!!
Yu an cweenmj hav bof been most helpful to ebberyone. Sew nise uf yu to help.
Hav u scene teh dashboard paige now shows ebberytime someone favorites a lol or maeks a fren or maeks a lol? cweenmj will hav a berry busy dashboard. lol
ai like it!!! nice feechur…………. like reading a lolbuk
Wun uv mah kittehz luvs teh fish fuds — awlwaiz has to haz hims liddul nibbul uv it.
mmm BLT cheezburger…. no kitty stop smellin mai sreen
=D *Munches on cheezburgers*
hahaha!! mai dads kitteh got dehclwd adn he acts leik heh has sum he “scrtchs” da funitur he is pursin. he taps yew to get attentin
D: DECLAWED?
That’s not good! It is very risky to do on a cat.
It can cause a permanent pain in the cat’s paws that were declawed and can cause litter box problem. The cat might not use the litter box because it has such discomfort in its paws that it hurts going in the litter box and using their paws to bury their business.
I think a better option is to put caps on the claws
if you don’t want him scratching. Keep him inside so he won’t get into
any fights with animals that could harm him. *Thinking about how the poor
dear would try defending himself with those caps on*
Well, too late now!
Just wondering, are you and your dad beginners with cats?
ya we do too.WE didnt do dat mai dad got him alrdy declawed frm work.
Ah! So someone declawed him before your dad got him. How sad.
How are you gonna handle it if it turns out the cat does some litter box
problem because of the declawing?
Sorry for jumping to conclusions. It just kinda sounded like your cat just
came home from the vet, declawed.
no prob. i wud hav dun same ting. :3
her dad got declaude?
sry………….. hadda maik sum funnneeee…….. brakes mai hart tew fink ob teh kittlins gettin declaude……
me 2 it no humane.
dats why we kittehs make lolz! TU BRING DA DECLAUING AWARENESS!
***blushes***
Ai gotted mai nawt-sekkund 2 kittehs front-declawed…ai diddint know anee bedder at teh tyme.
Sorree…..
D: … Tis okee! I didn knoe better either and su did mah pairentz…
We maek misteakz but dat doesn mean we cant stop. We can switch
tu da flash lieght side!!1
awwwwwwww {{{eeck}}} hoooo noooooo? frum heer onnnn iz wut counts
Yesh…teh udder 2 kittehs haz awl dere claws.
My sofa has suffered damage,but dat’s why dey mayke sofa cubbers !!
We maek teh bestest decisions we can, at teh tiem, wif wat we kno.
U can’t beet urseff up bout it.
I kno dat u maek decisions wif lub in ur hart.
Nao, we can tellz peeps bout it so dey doan maek teh saem mistake.
I wish moar vets wud refuse to declaw kittehs.
.
I got mah Romeow wen he was six yeers old, and sumwon had declawed him
They had also taught him to nawt jump up on teh beds or couch. I did mah best to break him ov dat bad habit. Butts, eberytiem I wud bring him up on teh bed, he wud jump bak down.
Wut…no cowch or bed snorgles ???
Dat iz sad. Ai cannot sleep unless Zoey iz takin up most uv teh pillow.
I kno…hoo eber herd ov keepin a kitteh off ov teh bed?
Nao, I hab free kittehs, and none ov dem r consistent bed sleepers.
They cum and go during teh nite.
Mebee I juss needz moar kittehs?
I memberz win mai ex-XYL brotted Mithril bak frum gittin declaude. Herz wuz ownlee uh fyoo munfs owld, n I dint wont herz 2 gitz declaud. I had uh big sad, n snorgld n plaid wif Mithy 4 kwyt uh wyl wif teerz n mai ayz…
I fink it bovverd mai ex-XYL seein dat, n I finks herz rigretteded dewin it…
in spekin of fishies eye got sum triops dey r liek horshoe crabs. she 8 1. iwas not mad though.
Horseshoe crabs aer wun ob teh owldest speesheez in da wurld adn wun ob teh mowst amazing.
LOL SPEAK
nah we arnt beginers. we had lot o cats. all live CRAZY long lives. we hav indoor kittehs 2.
I haz luv 4 dem
mai moms kitteh is grumpah iluffs her 2 dough. 1 teim we thout she got lost i creid 4 hours. she wus geust hidn though. PHEW!!
I wantz mai own kitteh! But i can has one in mah parents home cuz da furst cat we had, we didn knoe how to take cair..
;_; We declawed him and we let him outside despite dee lack of defence…
Mah parentz got rid ov him cuz dey didn know how to maek him stop peeing on carpet…
sam thing happend 2 me when i wuz…5?
=o But yoo still gets kittehz… Luckey!
mai dads kitteh has crzy name “Romey”.. ya.
Maybe… yor daddy iz sekretly callin it… “Romey”-o!
yoo bet!! :3
ya mai grand ma used 2 have leghorn chickens in her yard and our indoor kittehs were going crazy. if I let maine out i put her on harness not leash harness. it is bettah. we moved away frm da leghorns..6 weeks ago.
……
>:D We nedz ta make kitteh hatarz luv kats!
Random.. lolz.. i knoez…
What do yoo do wit a kitteh taht pees on carpit cuz of declauing?
oxy clen wurk 2 take away smell it wud help make dem go in box… romey did dat wen we shaved hem to luk liek lion.. not ME anyway..mai mom did and he got mad an started peeing in her room. mai PARENTS room anaways but he was mad at mai mom. but da vet said oxy clean an it worked. he no looke liek lion anymo.
YAYZ!1 Oxy clen eben clenz ebil doers!
dis pizza iz also molto benny!
(u gotsta put teh h t t p : / / on teh frunt)
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o teenie, i nawt see yorz b4 I poastd. I uhgree, dat wun iz wundrful! Maykz me laff evreetym I see it.
I rememba we used to have a dog that ate half ov r old couch…we gav it away.
teh dog? or teh couch?
OOOOOOh! I bets 100 cheezburgers on da couch!
Cowch is fild wif hotdogs?
Depends on wat pepperz teh goggie ayt before teh couch.
Me an mah hubb had a goggie dat ated ebbrehting in teh hole partment.Ebbrehfing
he not cud eet he pood on or destroyed sumhow.
Mah daddeh called it an imp on a cobweb leesh.
both
da couch wnt to sum hillbilly who still waned it. da dog to mai step grandma.
mai donkey poops marshmallows AND rainbows.
wait, wutt?
D< Darns! A draw! *Switches 99 cheezburgerz wid jamamakitty.. pretendz to switch 1 wid jamamakitty but doesn* :ninja: *hopes jamamakitty doesnt notice*
*uzez speshul kitteh powerz ob cheezburger, adn teh ring ob catnip, adn cauzez a raynstorm ob cheezburgerz arownd kitteh1ihazit adn jamamakitty, leebing dem knee-deep in cheezburgerz*
=D *Girabz a cheezburger* I shall naim him Ralph!
Ai naymed mine squishy, adn it can be my squishy.
uh oh. mai kitteh sarah (not mai real name) Is gettin mad gots 2 got to sleep. be back tomorrow. bai guys!
2 guitarfreak, (dats meh) pizza is betr den cheezburger! I hope dat dusint make meh not a cheezfriend.
It mayks yu a pan-crust, wib slightly crispi edges, wib up tew foar extra toppingz cheezfriend.
uh oh mai kitteh sara (not mai real name) is gettin mad gots 2 go be baktommorow! bai guys! lolz
P.S. mai cat goes to bed wif meh. bai!
*Envy* Mah pairentss nevr let us sleep wid owr petss!
Yah. Dubbull enveh.
I gits no kitteh in hawse at all.
*sulks*
now cutz dat out!!! wen yew moves up heer tew teh grate NW yew can haz lots ob kittehs!!!
*finds a good plaice on teh edge ob teh stayge to perch, and bows*
nebar mind she wanted meh to change her box. I thought she wanded 2 go 2 bed cuz of du tiring day. It was very hot at du cat show. I also had to pee REAL bad. thank ceiling cat i made it home dough :3
ok now it be time 4 bed bai repeat comments frm abuv.
I luv dis kitteh’s xpreshun, iz sew funnee. I all sew lyked dis preeveeuss wun. Akshully it maykz mee laff evree tym. I tink iz fu….more funnee. Beekuz uv ‘molto bene.’
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/02/mah-peetsa/
Dat peetsa iz relavint to yoar belleh, too!!1!!
pizza iz relavant 2 kittehs taste cauz it haz lots of cheezy goodness!!1!!
Peproneys? But I din’t order peproneys, I orderd cheezburger peetsuh!
Jerks! We didn’t order stinkbugs!
That is so cute!
Dis repete
source is http://www.flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/
Kitteh tew kat famblii: Waik up an smel teh cheezburgurs, er, pepPURRoniiz!
Ai can’t yuze flickr eber again because Yahoo went and botted it, and I furgot my Yahoo info…ratzen-fratzen!
NOM!
Not tink tis funy az orignal one
lols
Dear god, that looks like one delish’ Pizza!