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BLARGH!
I iz ded.
Coga rats leeza-b wot wud u liek fur sillybrashuns?
we cud do as teh Roamens do…
eet drink and bees merry!
(wiffowt the purging part.. pleh)
Sownd gud. Nawt shore Ai fansee dormaus rostid in hunnee tho!
Deh hamee-stur wud not fansee us eetin deh cuzzin-critters, hunnee or no hunnee. Iz gunna be hot day too-day in Meechigan. We can haz fruitee syrups on deh snoaw (shaved icee) plz? Like deh Roamins did at end of eech corse of deh big bank-wits.
I can haz hansum YNG feeding me graypses whyl I reclines on teh couch fur teh banquet?
Mee2,mee2
fallow me, we CAN haz roman style food orgie:)
*princess Mu bekons frens to fallow hur thru doorway no one else noticed till naow*
da room is reeli a courtyard. evening dusk has desended.
an olive tree grows n da center. a large marble table surrounded bi marble cowches covered in sawft cusions an blankies is laid owt wiff pewter plates and huge goblets.
a reed flute is heard as young mostli naked dansers (male and female) enter fur da festivus.
smiling servers enter wiff trays ov apples, bananas, caremel creem, and
D…
oh princess mu!
u has teh bestest most lavish feest laid out!
Luks like the list gotted sidetracked below, but I fink I’ll sit in the courtyard for a wile wif u. and has a nice glass uv wine?
It’s a little early for dat… but it goes so well wif ur sceenariyo!
oh and I brings
Dates
Ebonee blak olivs
Fresh mozzerrellass
G….
Gurls
Happytails, and
Ice (fur teh drinksies)
J…
well it may b early, but we can has breakfast wine !
*bekons a servers, smiles politley*
may wii please hav tew hot cups ov apple wine cooked in spices and sum nyce flat bread wiff sum honey buttur? fank u!
okeh Leeza-b, its awn da way!
Oh, ai reelee wud laik to joyne this partee!
spiced appul wine?? Gud way to continue the day! And – then we need to get bak to teh list, purrhaps!
ohai Janet! heer has a wine, anna cheese anna olibe. grate tew c yew heer!
* does a liddle danse *
Thank yoo, princess mu. Yoo ar grashusness itself!
May I joinz yu, princessmu and leeza-b? I lykes dis plays…
*deep sigh* *anuvver deep sigh*
oooh, I needed dis.
oh sew gude tew c u bookloin! heer has a nice cheese an olive tray. an a nyce cup ov apple wine
tank yu, princessmu. Iz bery tayastteee.I luvs teh spices in teh wine.
GMTA, Princessmu!!!
We haz a gud idea fer an all-dai and all-night sillybrashun if deh peeps liek it.
ohai MomCatAnna! nobuddy parties like da cheeze peeps!
*hands MCA a warm cup ov apple wine*
(I am off werk today so i gets tew play heer fur a bit. It’s rare i get da chanse)
bookloin!!!
mmmmmm dat r sum gud stuff!
and sinse its apple, its helthy, rite?
I fink I need more helthy stuffs.
*beckons yng server to bring more apple wines*
I iz off werk too-dai allsew. Sew gets to plai moar dan use-you-all
Yeah for de dayz off and playin wid deh cheezpeeps.
But naow I gotta go do sum udder things for a wyll.
I’ll be back laddur, I tinks.
Iz littul earlee for deh NB wear I iz, but Y not hold deh entire bank-wit in dere. YNG’s wid graeps, fanz, mass.. deh oyl fer rubbin on deh skinz, all deh ak-cooot-remnants ub deh dekadint Roamin life-stilez.
Letz have deh hole dekadent Romin bank-wit for deh silly-brashons of leeza-b’s not seccund!
We needz deh …
Ample numbir ub cowches
Big bunchis ob graypes
Cukked meets,
Drayperies of silllk for deh hoo is chilee
E …
Ecessive amownts uv ebrifing
Fermentid fish sorse (PLEH)
Grayps
Horsraddish
Ice wiv froot sirups
J..
Juicey fruits that drip down yur clothes, requiring mopping by YNG
Kumqwats
Little tiny nibbles
M…
Meet an vej
Nuts
Olibs
Peechis
Quinsis
R…
oh! I’m layte! we had da aem idea! I just took too long tew type mine!
red sangria
sweet wines
tall glasses of ambrosia
U…
Rowsted veggie-tables
Savury sauces (also requirin deh moppin ups)
Tastee deli-cat-sees
Unlimited amounts ub delicious whine
V…
Vejitabuls
Wyne (Lots uv)
Xtra graypes
YNG’s (2 do teh serbin)
Zucchinis
Yeah!!! It is deh Roamin bankwit full ub wins.
I too will sit happilee in deh coartyard and admire the YNGs, umm, deh seen-erie. sippin deh spicee apple wine wile Iz nibbul on deh foodz.
That is awesome
Don’t…eats the orange ones…gasp….
luks to me laike ROFL
Nawt brute, cute
lulz, “et tuuu, kyoot-eh?”
Cananananadiun hammi-stir, is vebby kyoot-eh?
dat ting iz cute but itz posture iz also cool and u all are kinda rite it should be kyoot not brute
@@@@@@@@!
Ai’m dyin…ai’m dyin…dyin….dyin…
Oberaktin, ur doin it rite.
Infamee infamee dey awl got it in fer me.
Teh hamstir is a ham aktir.
Brite lite! Brite lite!
Lolhampster break-dansin.
don feed it after midnite and don get it wet??
i ment to put dis on rhsb’s “brite lite”
a gremlin hamstur? sumhow I can’t fink ov dat as scary.
sownds kinda comikal, ackshully!!
U hazznt met Spyke, haz u?
Himz teh ebil wun. **imajin skeered fayse heer**
A tayle-less vershun ob deh EbbilMaus?
I maek deh skeered fayse 2.
Ohai rhsb –
You is full of teh clever commints dis fine moarning!
I hopes iz gud dai for U.
It iz fer me – I gots deh dai off work un-exp .., un-eks – as a sup-prize.
Fanks, MomCatAnna.
Ai gotted teh cawfee in mi erlee 2dai!
Luckee u, has teh dai awf frum teh wurk! Nawt mi, unforshunatlee. Ai nawt onna fonez, so tahtz gud.
Mai werk iz at leest qwiet dis mornin….awl dis week ai has had teh crazee mornins !!
Mai werk, it iz partly-timed. Wear I libbs iz not so manee jobs fer deh kind ub engine-ear I iz best at bee-ing. Sew I mostly dew part-timee stuff and taek care ub deh famblee.
Takin care ub teh famblee iz mostest importint job evar!
Troo. I cud get a gud job, but deh all ree-kwirez lots ob deh travil and obbertimez. My hubbehcat duz dat alreddy. Iffen both ob de parents iz gone, der is noabodee to taek care ub deh kidlets. Or deh gardins, or go to PTA meetins.
…or feed teh kittehs !
Or pet deh kittehs to maeks dem purrrrrr.
Oar, do teh kittehs biddin…
Oh,no…..MAUS !!!!
..ahnd b4 u awl say it..ai KNOW it’s a hamster….
Mebbe iz wun ov Maus’ relatibs?
letz ax ‘im!
*openz door here*
*peeks around korner ther*
*peeks in laundry bakset*
.
ummmm. enny body can has seen TheMaus, aka Maus?
.
*lukz a lil wurreeded*
He wuz missin yestidai….
Probablee buzee wif teh pleh werk…..
meetins wif teh clueless peepl…..
Ifn himz stuk wif teh clueless peepl, mebbe wii needz 2 go reskew him!
**goez luukin 4 sumtin 2 uze inna reskew misshun**
Hai! Ai fownded tihs lettur openur, iz kinda poyntee…
Iz dis a dagger dat Ai seez b4 me?
Hay, wach it wif dat thing!
I wunder if Maus is berried under those TPS reports he wuz talking bowt…?
I don’t no, but I tinks we needz him just as much az hiz job duz.
*wrings hans*
wot to do…wot to do…
.
*brightenz*
Maek A List!!!
wot Maus is doing:
Apple pie making
Buttering his scones to get ready fr elevenses
Captioning lolpics fr his ICHC page
D…
dodging werk
emptying waste baskit
figuring out clebber ichc commintz
g……….
gettin his Zippos refilled
hangin his hed in ANUTHER meeting
Iycing down his hed from the meeting-indooced mygrane…
………. hamsta greef……….
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1524507
jokin around
kitchen duty
library card renewal
m……….
Makin cookies….
Needin aspirins….
Openin mail…
Pretendin he duzzint see us…
Q…
Hi guys. I am (mostly) back. My daughter had T&A surgery (Tonsils-and-Adenoids, for you dirty-minded peeps) yesterday, and needed to stay overnight at the hospital. I just brought her home. Fun, fun, fun…
{{{{{{{{daughter0maus}}}}}}}}
{{{{{Maus&fambly}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{ MAUS & DOTTER & FAMBLEE }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{{{{{maus’dotter n maus n fambly}}}}}}}}}} doan ferget teh i screams n icees n popsickles!
enny color ‘cept reds. also to plez be makin shave ice in fud prosh.. press..prcses machine that chews ice into lil bits. will make her throat feels better
questioning awl fellow werkers
reskewing lcb
sighing cuz bacashun ober
t………
taking dotter home frum horspitul
understanding crazy ichc peeps
viewing new lolcats
w……..
Waitin inna hospital(pleh)….
Xtra concern fer dotter…..
Yawning in teh waitin room…
Zzzzzz(whyle waitin).
Thanks guys. Now it’s off to the pharmacy (the chemist, for you TTI types). Sometimes it’s amazing to me the amounts of VERY strong pain meds that doctors prescribe. I have ’scrips for three different kinds.
hurrah, completment!!
Hope she feels beddur soon!
I remembers dat surgeree.. I wuz 6.
Ackshully all I members is that I got awl the i scream
and milkshaykes I wanted.
I highly recommends dat fur ur dotter.
She’s 20, and doesn’t like ice cream
. But I do have popsicles and water ice. Water ice is Italian-style shaved ice with (usually) fruit flavoring.
T&A remooval at 20 is de pleh!
Waddur ice is tastee, tho. An helps wid deh soar throte
{{{{Maus & Daugter}}}}
Bestest wishes fer speedee recuberry.
{{{{Daughter uv Maus}}}}
Hope she recubbers qwickly !!
Teh popsicles & ices are bedderer for her dan teh iyce creems,aneeway.
o noes!!
sowry.. I heer itz much harder when you’re an adult.
If I’d been 20, I’d have preferred LOTS of medication.
Ai hadz teh wizdum teefs owt at 19. Wuz teh pleh. Teh payn medz maed mi sik.
Wuz nawt gud tyem.
Hoep ur dotter haz quik an eezy recubbery, Maus!
yup. sied effex o pain meds= do not want.
from the TMI department:
yu mite wanna haz Worf’s Warrior Drink on hand, if vicodan, codein tipe prducks involv’d.
Bean o’ Vulcan ancestry, nawt a problem fur me, but I can haz members o household who can haz.
ohai Maus and dotter … ai had the tonsils aowt as a growneded up person, and wuz definitely painful. Pain meds helped a lot. Good luck and bestes wishes {{{dottero’maus}}}
{{{{Maus & Dottur}}}}
Goez fur teh Eyetaylian eyces… dey slyde bedder den isy-kreem… wuz ah-dolt wen dey tukz mien tu… pleh. Dey sez “awl teh icy-kreem u wanz”.. dey noe tell yu nawt bii wantin enny bai den… pleh.
{{{{Maus Dautter}}}} AND {{{{{Maus}}}} becuz iz usuallee awlmost werser fur teh papa!! To see hiz babee dotter suffering!
An Phillipe – ai did too!! Ai think ai wuz 25 (adult-laik!
). But just tonsils, nawt adnoidz, too! An yes!!! It hurt a LOT!!! Ai remember it verree well. Ai had it dun in teh doctor’s offiss – an tehn rode mai bicycle hoam!!! LOL!
Taht wuz in Salzburg. Maybee thingz were diffrent then!
say WUT?

U had ur tonsils owt and had to ride ur bike home aftur?
O the hoomanitee!!
Next fing u noes they’ll be having drive-thru surgerees…
Dubble
{{{{{{Maus & fairest projenny o’Maus}}}}}}
ah wander doze tis yute LOLcats?
whut iz oars woods herz naem B?
Or even do-it-yourself surgery, Leeza. I can see the brand-name now: Suture Self…
**snerk***
**giggol***
Tayleless maus????? (musta met teh farmerz wyfe)
….(& her carvin knife!)
Gud mornin, eeckthecat.
I fink yu aksed me onna fred yesrday if I’m close to Geneva? I libs about 45 miles from there. Do yu com bist yur relatibs bery mutsch? Next time yu do, we shuld get togedder, go fur a hike or eet at Red Newt Winery or sumfing.
Ohai,booklion!!
**sigh**ai do nawt gets to NY berry much annee more…..used to be an okai dribe,but customs iz teh pleh since 9/11 and goin thru teh staytes taykes a lawwwng time.
Shud ai mayke a trip in teh future we shall have to meet up…..ai nebber turn down a winery bisit !!!
Oh, do you libs in teh Grayte Canadia? It iz harder to go bak & forf now tan t uzed to be. Tho when I wented to Montreal & to Kingston last year (2 different bisits) it wuz not so bad.
There are now 90 wineries in teh Finger Lakes. Some are just pleh, but some are bery bery gud. So if yu eber trabbels dis way, there iz plenty to do!
Libs in Meeshigun.Goin thru Canada iz teh qwickest way.
Wanted to get to Geneva for Easter 2007 and bisit sum uv teh wineries…diddint werk owt,tho.
A bunch uv mai relatibs did meet us at Cedar Point in 2006…dat wuz kewl,and hopefully we’ll do it agin soon!
Oooh, Cedar Point. Ai wanna go!
**rhsb wunnerz if hur iz 2 olde 2 go ryde teh roller-cowsturs**
Iffn u has a gud bakk an nawt 2 hi blud pressher, u can ryde teh roller-cowsters – az long az u iz tawl enuff!
Ai used to LUB teh coasters….hit mai mid-30’s & beecame chikkun awl uv a sudden. Peeps uv AWL ages be ridin dem,tho.
Ai LUV rollercoasterz. But awnlee teh wooden wuns. Nawt teh wuns where yo go upside daon.
Duz Cedar Point hav teh gud owld fashuned wuns???
Yesh…espeshully teh Blue Streak,which has been dere forebbur.
Gemini iz gud,too!
i kant ride teh coasters…dey maek mi go argle-bargle.
?????
First tyme ai herd dat term !!
ebbrybodi probly gon w teh nu pikshur, but argebargel is teh sound mai kitteh maeks jus be4 he gets sik if we’re ridin in the car around w manee windie roads.
Cedar Point is deh WIN!!!
Mii and my kidlets and mai Momcat iz goin to Cedar Point in too weiks. Deh rolling coe-sturs, deh iz callin’ me.
eye duzzent no bout cedar point butz eye lurvez teh rolley costers!!! n ihm 48 (49onmondaybutimnotcitedboutthat) mai favriiiit izza rokin rolley coster inna mgm – or whatever iz called nao- at disney world
Cedar Point in Sandusky,Ohio is THE place for roller-coaster lovers.
I’m not sure how many they even have now…several were the tallest and/or fastest at the time they were built.
eye nebbar members teh name of teh one in sandusky, but i have heard of it…..back when i worked for a real salary and bacations….we went once a year to places for master limited partnership conventions….(can u say boondogle) anyhoo–the year before i got there they went to sandusky! dang it , every trip we took after that they compared to that one–i still want to go there–i looooove rolley coasters and mai youngest teenkitteh does too–hubbycat n oldest teenkitteh dont likem attall……..
Dey has a berry nyce wadder park dere,too.
U & yungest can go awn rydes whyl hubby & oldest go to wadderpark !!!
sounz likka plan to me!
For a wile tehy hads seven world-rekord costers, now therz more I thinks. Haven been ther in awhile…Ize tu old an rikety.
But ah luuvs Amerika’s Rollur Coast!! Peeps frum all ovur teh wurld come to ride teh Cedur Point screemers, an play on teh beech an stuff.
Le’s go!!
Oh, yeah, I bets teh Detroit crossing is slow. When I uzed 2 go bak & 4f between Wisconsin & NY, we would cross in Detroit & ten neer Buffalo. But nao Cleveland bypass iz gud, iz pretty quick.
I don’t meen bypass, I mean going right thru Cleveland. If not rush hour, iz quick.
Dat’s wut summone who jus mayd a trip to Pennsylvania tolded me….mite be teh way to go next tyme !
De Dee-troyt crossing is sometimez berry slow, but iz prettee gud when it is nawt Russian-hour. 10-20 minutes. Fastur in deh tunnel dan deh bridje, becuz all deh sem-eye trukz goes on deh bridje.
Troo….awn Friday nites tho,teh tunnel iz berry bizzee…awl teh 19 yr.olds goin fer teh drinkees !!
I noes. My momcat haz a summur cottige in Canananada
acrost de bordurin Dee-troyt. Deh hi-skool frens ub my biggest
boy-chik lieks to go gets deh drinkiees in Win-soar sumtiems.
windser is not dooinnsu guud-is reesssessiun .lots o cunsructiontoo tttoo
i dont understand da lol.
Julius Caesar was stabbed by his freind Brutus….this is what Caesar said in latin (“you too,Brutus?”)
Iz quote frum Shakespeare’s Julius Ceasar, and commeinterz r palying along wif it.
tis not so deep az a well, nor so wyde az a church door, but tis sufishunt, dat if u cumz foar me tomorrow, u will find me a grave ham.
Wups! sidetrip to Rom & Jul!
It is a kwote frum deh classiks. Jew-lee-us See-sar was ass…, mur…,kilt bai deh senators ub Roam, all stabin him at onst.. Won of deh first to stabbie him was hiz fakee-fren, Brutus. See-sar said “Eh tu, Brute” whish is deh Laddin for “You too, Brutus?”.
Mai ear-you-dishun, let mii showz you it.
Mai sloaw tippy-typin in LOLspeek, let mii dizplai dat two!!!
Ai nawt knoe Seesar wuz an ass.
**snerk***
Ohai,rhsb !!!!!
My big floofy grey kitteh Nikita says hello !!!
Ai told her yesserday dat dere wuz sumbudde who wanted me to send her to them….
Iz hur reddee 2 go onna trip to KY?
Her is nawt reddy fer anyfing but a nap these days !
Den wii’d b purrfeck 4 eech udder!
Ai cud uze a nap, 2.
(In mai nex lyf, ai’m gonna b a howse-cat.)
ai alwayz say ai wantz 2 come bak azza kitteh.
mai DH sez no, yoo wantz 2 come bak as wun uv YOR kittehs — cuz tehy are teh spolied, aifinkso.
nawt shure haow taht wud werk metaphyz… metafizz… eggzackly — butt heez prolly rite.
I’ve fawlen and I cant git up.
Hamster Dunce
Ex-u-lunt, Rodney…..almost spit owt meh kawfee!
Cheezfriends, Romans, Countrimen, lend me yer ears…
(mine are dirty)
**cubbers eers wif hands***
Why…wut are u gonna do wif dem ???
Chessie, I lubs ur name. I grew up in a C & O railroad town (See and Know we calleded it) and I luvs anything wit chessie kitteh on it.
Beings in Richmond, I was expozed early to the Chessie Cat. (I’ll figgur it outs later how to make it mi icons). I grew up around trains so it was only natural I pick up that nickname.
I lubs teh Cheesy cat logo, too. And trains!
… rosebud …
LOL FTW–he duz looka laik teh dyin citz kane aka orson welles!!
Speeks, Hams! Forz Mee!
God, I hate this picture. It looks like his front leg is stuck in a closed door. Whenever this one shows up, I start avoiding the site until I’m sure a few others have been posted.
Naw, yu can see his frunt let down by his side, abowt a thum’s width up from his rite hine foot.
Pleeez kittehs, don eatz me! i has a wife an elebenty chillun!!
Prolifick hampster iznnt ‘zageratin, ether!
OMIGOSH!!!!! Wen Ai furst sawed teh pikshure, teh furst fing taht caime tuu mynde wuz taht iyt wuz MAUS adn taht sumeboddee hadded killded hims!!!!
Tehn wen Ai saw taht iyt wuz nawt Maus, Ai felted beddure;
Ai wuz wurried, ehspeshully synce hims wuz nawt heer yesturdaiy!!!!
Maus, weez finkyng bowt yuu!!!
Hey! how comez ur lolspeak iz so good cheshirekittehkat?? u must be practicin caus itz diffikult to learn lolspeak caus itz harder than English!
Beelieve iyt oar nawt, Hashim, Ai kan tipe jes az fazst iyn Lolspeek az Ai kan iyn rehguler Engerlish!!! Ai haz alwaise hadded an affynitee foar langwidges, adn bees beddure at rityng tahn sume uvver fings, saiy, liek Maffemattiks!!
Teh moar yuu reed Lolspeek, adn rite iyn iyt az wel, teh eesier iyt iys tuu duu iyt!!
Adn a lawtta tiems wen Ai ar stuk foar xpressyng a wurd, Ai jes maikes wun up!!
Yuu kan duz iyt az wel; Jes keap reedyng & rityng iyt; tehn iyt bees sekund nayture!
i gueze readin’ an’ riting lolspeak iz da best way 2 learnz it cauz therez nothin in da “learn to speak lolspeak basic” page*sigh*… i guess aftwer a few weeks or so i’ll be an expart in lolspeak too!
No tikkuling! No tikkuling!
Not a LOL if drop hamster!
Not a LOL if throw hamster!
Do not hurt animals.
?
So much overemoting in that pic. Save the dramster for yoah hamster!
Hey check out my lolz
I maded a Shakespeare hamster lol…
Hamsters are to be liking the Shakespeare?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1518870
actually, caesar said :
“Tu quoque, fili mi ?” = “Thou too, son of mine ?”
Tres FANTASTIQUE
tu quoque, brute… that’s it!