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Ai iz new lade
(Laet) Konga-ratz 4 yet anudder tawp-spawt
Awl hai, annipuss.
Sum chockulit-caek n waffuls 4 sillybreat?
cogito ergo, no thumb
kitteh flavored!
An ebree1 noes, kitteh’s haz gud fleevoer
I can has wafful-burger?
I keep your eggo toastie warm
Kitteh Eggo > Kitteh IHOP
o mai. menny picksherz haz maed me splort, but dis furst tiem kapshun awlmost dun so tuu! berry klebber!
Cumpanee nawt maike waffuls enny moar; yuu can haz a kitteh iynstead!!!!!
unforshoonitly, opin bawks an kitteh eet awl yor cheezbrgrs.
Leggo mai SPLORT-O!
Aye iz finkin Kitteh Eggo nawt gonna bii happitalez wif mapul syrpul…. Eggo wif pointii enz? Leggo mai Eggo nebbur moar tru tahn dis.
my kitteh likes to lick teh syrup drips offa teh plaet wher my boi eated himz eggos. yum.
awwww, lukkit dat fayse! Liddl kitteh, ai nawt gonna eetz yu, jus gibz yu lots ub snorgelz. wot a lubbly start tu teh dai!
Yeah- kitteh makkin lovie eyes!! Him luks happitayle! No taykin himz boks!
yeh, him haz fownded speshul cozee boks to sit in. taht alwayz makes a kitten happytayl.
SPLORT ALERT!!1!
Must cloze eyez inorderz to savez braynz!
*open eyez a little*…*CRACK*…
oh noes! iz ded!must…eat choklit…*mah kitteh hands meh sum choklit*…ahh
this must save meh(*nomnomnom…*)
Ahhh! feel a lotz better!
SPLORT ALERT!!1!!
Must cloze eyez inorderz to savez braynz!
*open eyez a little*…*CRACK*…
oh noes! iz ded!must…eat choklit…*mah kitteh hands meh sum choklit*…ahh
this must save meh(*nomnomnom…*)
Ahhh! feel a lotz better!
Look aweigh, Hashim…save yerselfffffff!
“Egoism iz teh very essence of a noble soul” (F. Nietzsche) ^^
Happy cat poops Eggos
LEGGO MAH EGGO
I ar crispey wif buttir
Can I haz brakefast with eggs and kitteh plz?
eggs for nutrishunz and kitteh for snorgles
kthx
dats sum crazy captionskills
Mmmmm Eggos, now wit eben more kitteh hair!
LOL!!!
In mah house eberything comes wid a side of kitteh hair
yesturday at dinnah I was serving maself some soup
an mah oranj kitteh jumped up on the table an almost
dipped her tayl in deh soup..
My entire wardrobe also comez wit teh stylish aksessory of kitteh hairz.
didn’t you know that’s what everyone is wearing for fall
Yesh–mah kittehs puts teh fur in furniture
**sigh***
Need to do teh “furniture scrape” wen ai gets home frum werk todai…..
mebbe mai next kittehs will be hairless !!
Hairless kittehs- PLEH!!! Do Not Want!
Ai fink dere kinda kewl lukkin !!!
wif all teh hair cats loze ebbery day, seems like they’d be balled.
On teh Discuvry Channel lassnite, tehy showed haow 2 maek teh pink insulations. Tehy sed it wuz fiberglass! Silleh me, I thot it wuz sum peeps’ job to comb an collect teh furs frum Pink Panfurs….
halp i haz been asciid
Programmer kitteh in a bit ob a box
Kitteh has obviously nommed all teh wuffles and is now awatin teh scrabbled eggs
“i browt yoo sum wuffles but i eated tehm. yum.”
Dis kitteh made meh SPLORT mah head once but it won’ maek meh da second time!
Nwow im are armed wiff choklit incase i SPLORT again! BUT must…close…eyes…
(*mah kitteh scratches meh and i accidentally open mah eyes!*).. OH NOES! NOT AGAIN!!1!!..(*crack*)…too much kyoot… must eat choclate…*nomnomnom…*
Ahh now im living this Too much kyoot kitteh alone!
Happi-Cat, teh 2nd vershun.
Der is a book I like wear deh main kare-at-tyur ’splains waffles as “a kind of crispy, quilted pancakes”. ASCII Happi-Cat Mark II has deh waffles ’staid of deh pancakez.
Mae Ai haev sum krispee quill ted pankakes, pour fayvour?
wif nomabull sirrup!
Schrodinger confuzzeled hizz speriment wit hizz braekfazt.
(((Ohai Tribble!)))
Science fur brekkie!
Tehn diddie puts hims corm flaeks…
ooo teh kitteh adbertizerz r gettn elab. . .eylabor. . .dey gettn fancee.
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L’eggo mah litterbox.
U forgit teh wiskars!!
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Ha ha how funny!
Political kitteh is making statement about opponent.
i thought all the re-captions in the comments were more funny than the little ascii drawing… lol
Iz teh mayne reezun wii liv heer, rawr!
(awn teh commints pajez taht iz)
Buy a boks uv Eggos get a kitteh free!
iz wun ob teh burfday fairy’s minyuns popping owt ob teh boks to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!!
it wuld be wuffles wif stawrberriz an whippee creem al arown, but teh kitteh eated tehm. so yoo’l haz to settl for homemaed chonklit caek, frooty punch ob yor choys, an fettiz:
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All kittehs are nacherally eggotistical, this wun is jus more overt than moste.
Hee Hee yoo winz! Datz teh funneeyest capshun uv awl!
…an moste appo… apprpee… rite on da munee!
Dis kitteh iz sew happie
kittehs lurve teh boxes!
“And en teh mornin… Ai’m maykin ROFLs!”
Mistur Danyul CLAWS haz a fyn cat. Hiz cat lurves Eggoz. Mistur Danyul CLAWS, get yur cat sum moar Eggos STAT.
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o noes! did not want dat way!!!!!1!
Now with every purchase of Eggo Waffles, you get a FREE CAT!
leggo mah kitteh!
Tasty!
Hay! We haz a real cat named dis “Eggo” name. We try to get him on lolz soon. kthnx.
WAFFUL!!! WAFFUL!! BELOW LOOK!……………I CAN EATZ IT NAEO RITE |^^|
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CLIK ON MEHH NAME!!
I cliky name
I no cliky button. ha Ha!
dats ingenious