Comments on: I thlipped.

By: saundra

saundra — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 22:09:39 +0000

that sounds like me i would totally say thlipped and i would totally be laying on the floor laughing my head off. luv it much funny funny

By: Jack

Jack — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:03:51 +0000

lol

By: starling

starling — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:24:50 +0000

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.

Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it! 10
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.

Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say – said, pay – paid, laid but plaid.

Etc. ad nauseum.

By: guitarfreak

guitarfreak — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:20:36 +0000

I hadz 2 put on mah noo chrg 4 dis 1. I yoosed 2 not hab one, until cweenmj gabe meh 1. Thnx

By: myfrisbee

myfrisbee — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:45:05 +0000

Mai hed just assploded frum kyotness…….too much….too….much…

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:02:41 +0000

Kawn-artizt bunneh riturnz tu diskownt rug stoer and reseevs his shayr.

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:53:51 +0000

hai dere. dere’s tu mennee kommints laytlee. myne gits lawst in teh miks and ai gets furs…frutsr…fed up. sumtymez aiz krankee. aiz berree glad yu notisst me tho!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:26:53 +0000

Kitteh sez: Haow duz yuu liekez mai neu thraowrugg;
Ai gotted iyt awn Summure Sail Kleerince;
sposed tuu bees mahsheen waushible adn dryibble;
luukes jes liek a liddel stuffeded bunney toi;

Hay!!! Waiyt!!! Teh rugg iys gettyng up; naow iyts shakeiyng iytseylfe aowf;
Heck!!! Mai baurgin bees runnyng awaiy!!! CUM BAK!!!!!!!!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:01:09 +0000

Seamz 2 me dat owr rite nom-burr 2 haz dun bin infrijd awn… Noo voatin sistum nawt well-reggulaytid n haz taykin awai owr cheezburgerz

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:23:05 +0000

The God of thunder
went fer a ride
upon his favorite filly.
“I’m Thor!” he cried
and the horse replied,
‘You fergot yer thaddle thilly.”

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:08:55 +0000

Lukth moar liek flopthy 2 me

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:19:41 +0000

Ah, heer we go: N-strukshunz fr Bunneh N-doosed ’splohshun intu Karut Joos

!. Lokayt CCC
2. Yoos CCC wet vak to cullect awl teh karut joos.
3. Pore intu cheezpeep chaypd moeld an ad ristorative powdur. Mikz ntil
powdur iz dizawlvd.
4. Rifrigurayt until set.
5. Remuve ristored viktum frum moeld.
6. Edministur kaer pakaj az purrrr yoosuwul splort reskyoo.

Heer iz dreenk an chawcolit uv yr choys, nais sawft blankit uv uprpreeyet fickness fr owtsaid temprachur, an noo kyoot-riflektin glasez tu sayflee vyoo hai levulz uv kyoot in the fyyochur.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:05:00 +0000

Bunneh feetz do nawt haz teh padz liek kitteh an puppeh feetz do. Sew sumtaimz bunnehz wut iz nawt yoost tu smoov unkarpited florz mey haz trubul wif teh pawz slipin ebree wich wey. Moast bunz du get teh hang uv it evenchewulee, but it kan taek a waiyl.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:18:20 +0000

O deer, karut joos? CCC prepayrd tu handul dis kaind uv splort?

By: starling

starling — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:55:22 +0000

Bunneh got a booboo, but ew doan get much thympathy wen ur injurees saon kewt (ouchiewawa).

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:23:12 +0000

wazunt thar a rul fur da lolbucket too?

By: Qasim

Qasim — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:27:06 +0000

da wabbit slipped for some weird reason i dont know

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:15:08 +0000

I thplorted.

By: BGee

BGee — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:03:38 +0000

I read bout kitteh eeringz in a scifi novel. It wood luk grate, speshially gold n silber n beeds on a little black kitteh, but IRL kittehs wuld skritch their ears orf tryin to catch teh dangli pretties, I am prettee sure.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:48:14 +0000

*blinkee blinkee…*

TANKS, Kayjoy! Dat’s much betteh. I’se not a swoonee-girl, rly, but dis was my nawt-sekkund tyme on da main paydge!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:45:02 +0000

waz da rabbit skatin’ wiff 4 rollerskaters?!

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:39:04 +0000

razzin-frazzin invisbul rollerblades!

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:35:23 +0000

congratulayshuns, dragonwriter!
u ok? *sprinkles cool water on Dwriters face*

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:32:03 +0000

Lolz! she’s after teh dust bunnehs!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:31:28 +0000

Testin’ out new skates iz always hard

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:24:06 +0000

The Bill ob Rites ob Cheezpeeps:
1. Teh Weird Press shall powst naw imaj dat infrijes on a kitteh’s rite tu harass goggies.
2. In dat a well-regulated vowting systum iz needud to lol, a kitteh adn cheezfrend’s rite tu cheezburger shall nawt bi infringed.
3. All errors and misteaks are teh sole property and fault of Weird Press.
4. Spelink iz opshunal.
5. All cheezpeeps aer entituld to frii unibursal CCC care.

By: leosmom

leosmom — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:58:00 +0000

y duz bunnehs tawk wiff a lithp? is it da buck teef in front?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:42:51 +0000

WAII TEW QTE FUR TEH INTERTUBEZ.

*splodz intew pudduhl uv carrut joos*

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:17:42 +0000

ohai jch4k!!! i wuz so cited tew see taht yew hadda blew name nao!!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:04:22 +0000

Wai Jimmba – yoo dont beleeve ai cud just rattle tath off – just laik *fingersnap* that?

Hav yoo furgotten taht ai am a theatre purrson??? LOL!

Tis troo – it iz nawt mai riting style!

An ai dint know teh bit about the Baron of Turvey!

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:02:27 +0000

will definately do that ! fanks for teh tip–i know you know whut ur talkin bout cuz you trabel awl over teh country! imma cleanin up my memory cards for my camera now–i shud have bout aboot 3GB–will that last me? ya think?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:23 +0000

BGee – ai nebber thot ov that! “Kitteh eerrings.” LOL! Ai’m nawt at AWL shur that Barney wud laik them, tho. They mite luk reelee prittee awn Fiona. She’s a liddle blak Gypshun looking kitteh.

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:59:31 +0000

ai can haz wikipedia?? *snerk*

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:58:23 +0000

*deep breffs* fankoo awntee janetcanhaselebenteeskwillyonkittehs. ai haz liddul or no cloo wut ai wud hab dun wibbout yer assi … hazzin … halp!! wunz agayn jch4085086050695k has sabed teh dai!!! *hed bonk*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:57:31 +0000

OOOO. Aspen b beeyooteeful!!! I noes u will luvving it!!
u shud go up deh mountain to Indeependentz Pass.
Iz wun uv mai faborit drives. If u haz deh time, go down deh uzzer side, den up to Leadville. U can making it a big loop drive bai kuntinuuing on to I-70 den bak rownd 2 Aspen. It b wun uv deh most gloriuz day tripz ever!!!!! (takez deh kamra— u will wanting deh pitchrez.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:55:20 +0000

jd – taht iz reelee interesting! Ai dint know we had a “Bill ob Rites ob
Cheezpeeps” Iz there moar?? Yoo said this iz nombur 3.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:51:04 +0000

In cayse there iz enewun heer hoo duzzn’t know it. . .

Tis Pity She’s a Whore is a tragedy written by John Ford. It was likely first performed between 1629 and 1633,[1] by Queen Henrietta’s Men at the Cockpit Theatre. The play was first published in 1633, in a quarto printed by Nicholas Okes for the bookseller Richard Collins. Ford dedicated the play to John Mordaunt, 1st Earl of Peterborough and Baron of Turvey.

The play was revived early in the Restoration era: Samuel Pepys saw a 1661 performance at the Salisbury Court Theatre. In 1894 The play was translated into French by Maurice Maeterlinck under then name of Annabella, and produced at the Theatre de l’Ouvre.[2]

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:47:53 +0000

LOL! stend!! Ai dont know hao it iz pawssibul that yoo can still amaze me – but yoo can!

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:46:08 +0000

Spl…WAYT!!1!!!

::put awn kyoot riflektin glasez she gotid frum noo m-proovd CCC in teh bebeh lepurrrrd cheetuh jagular spawtee fing diskushun::

Ah, much betur. Pore litul bun-bun. I helpz u up.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:44:59 +0000

Heer, Jimmba! Kwik! Ai will put this CHRG(wdoi) awn yoo an ai will hold it reel titelee!

An nao yoo can look at teh adorabul bunneh awl yoo want – an yoo will be kwite saife.

but yoo can hav sum chawklit eneway – just in cayse!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:38:32 +0000

Akshullee, mai boss is bery niec. Ai nawt noez y mai hed hurtz — but aiz goin hoam & nawt lukkin at pyooter ennymoar.
*weakly waves goodbye fur nao to teh cheezpeepz*

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:35:51 +0000

eny cheezpeeps up dere inna colorado??

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:34:30 +0000

fankz qweenee!!! im cited tew! goin to aspen, co! moosic festival goinon n mai nefyew izza dere for teh hole summer!

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:32:12 +0000

*shmooooo* iuno whit mai awntee janet sed, n ai unno whit is akshully goin on. awl ai knooo is dat teh bebbee bunee is sooper kyoot an ai haz tew trai mai bestemest nawt to splorrt!!! is tew tew tew kyoot!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:28:29 +0000

Hab a gr8 baykayshun frisco!! wii will missing u, but wii noez u will b habbing deh funz!!

By: jd

jd — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:28:22 +0000

Soufeest Untied Stayts, der’s “goodies powder”, wich iz guud agaynst hedachs.

By: friscokitteh

friscokitteh — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:24:39 +0000

ama bewy glaaad ur bak jenniffuuurr! nad wil b felion muy bedder soon!.

….hope u dont mind if i tag mai litl nouncment on urs…… Ill be gone for a cupla weeks–bacashun u no…..ill be checkin the lols on mai phone, but problee wontmake ine coments. ill see u guise when i get back!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:22:34 +0000

nite annipuss! sleep well. ♥

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:20:40 +0000

OH, mai yezz, nightshayde!!! Gibbo haz deh speshul “enhanced” asperinz abailablul in TTI. Tehy makez deh heddakez go way ebber sew niselee. Him awlso haz deh gratest klekshun uv mirakkuluss libashunz. U naming it, adn him hazzing it.

By: BGee

BGee — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:14:48 +0000

O fank u. Itz been so lawng sins ai studied Cheezlaw, ai forgoted this.