I thlipped.
I thlipped.
iz ok. i can carriez u 2 safetee.
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BGee!! Conga ratz U lotionz! Ur atta tawp uvva 5-wai makrumay! Watcha gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
Carrot jews wif a tabasko kikker.
K, den …
**stufz (kosher) kerritz n blindur**
**addz dash uv (kosher) tubaskoe**
**WHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH!!!1!!1!**
**pores n2 tawl, koald glas**
Heer y’ar!
**pores (kosher) chokklit martoonee 4 sef**
**kleenkee glassis**
Cheez!
Fank u
Ai’ll jutht thit bak here an drink mythelf into qwiet oblivion.
(Too bad u cant blame Word Preth for evrything)
Yes yu can! Yu hab teh rite tu. It sez sew, rite here! *hands BGee a large scroll, entitled “The Bill ob Rites ob Cheezpeeps”, written strangely in crayon. Number 3 doez, howeber say dat all errors and misteaks are teh sole property and fault of Weird Press.*
O fank u. Itz been so lawng sins ai studied Cheezlaw, ai forgoted this.
jd – taht iz reelee interesting! Ai dint know we had a “Bill ob Rites ob
Cheezpeeps” Iz there moar?? Yoo said this iz nombur 3.
The Bill ob Rites ob Cheezpeeps:
1. Teh Weird Press shall powst naw imaj dat infrijes on a kitteh’s rite tu harass goggies.
2. In dat a well-regulated vowting systum iz needud to lol, a kitteh adn cheezfrend’s rite tu cheezburger shall nawt bi infringed.
3. All errors and misteaks are teh sole property and fault of Weird Press.
4. Spelink iz opshunal.
5. All cheezpeeps aer entituld to frii unibursal CCC care.
wazunt thar a rul fur da lolbucket too?
Seamz 2 me dat owr rite nom-burr 2 haz dun bin infrijd awn… Noo voatin sistum nawt well-reggulaytid n haz taykin awai owr cheezburgerz
lol
Helloooooo up there – teh tawp ov teh beyootifool f69i5ve (taht wuzth Barney – ai don’t reelee know waht he wanted to thay. i )
Ath ai wuth thaying, . . .teh beyootifool five way makramay! An luckilee – cweenmj theemth to be heer tho she can show yoo awl teh nythe noo thingth in teh TYbooteek.
Whew! Taht ith nawt tho eeethee – tawking laik thith. Ai beleeve ai will revert to mai nermal thpeech nao.
Anyway – ai hope yoo look at teh prittee noo kitteh scarves an eerrings – ai reelee laik them! An teh han carrved kitteh chess sets. And teh Cheezland sno globes – awlso reelee speshul.
CWEENMJ???? Ar yoo there? Can yoo taek them there???
It’th eethee tawkin liek thith – ai juth hath 2 taek mai borted teef owt!
y duz bunnehs tawk wiff a lithp? is it da buck teef in front?
Ai think teh tybooteek ith awn teh monorail bunneh’th rout. Heer it cometh naow.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=1010702
Hai Janet! I wud b pleezd 2 escorting dem 2 deh Ty booteek.
*opuns door and deh liddul bell annownsing dere arrivul tinkulz delitefullee.*
*Ebbree wunz eyz b dazzuld bai awl deh deliteful thingz on deh shelvez.*
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mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz ebbreewun a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heerz deh Cheezland sno-globez. *pikz up wun and shakingz it.* oooo. Prittee. And az Janet menshund, dere awlso b deh kitteh chess setz, kitteh skarfz, adn eeringz.
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And az Janet menshund, dere b deh kitteh chess setz, kitteh skarfz, eeringz . Adn ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Deh uniKornz b in a box bak dere. Sum peepz keep dem in der pokkitz, and sum fokez watchz dem frolic in deh Princess Mu Medow, and sum fokez ridez dem on adventurez.
Iz ther ennyfing in dere dat will maek mai horribul heddayk goe awai? Werkin wen yer hed hertz — nawt sew grate, akshullee.
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Ai wud luv sum kitteh eeringz though, plz!
Wood a transfer 2 antarctica 4 ur boss help ur headache?
Nawt furever, just 4 a liddle break.
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Eeringz 4 ur kittehs is a luverly thot. Tehy wood luk so eksotic
OH, mai yezz, nightshayde!!! Gibbo haz deh speshul “enhanced” asperinz abailablul in TTI. Tehy makez deh heddakez go way ebber sew niselee. Him awlso haz deh gratest klekshun uv mirakkuluss libashunz. U naming it, adn him hazzing it.
Soufeest Untied Stayts, der’s “goodies powder”, wich iz guud agaynst hedachs.
Akshullee, mai boss is bery niec. Ai nawt noez y mai hed hurtz — but aiz goin hoam & nawt lukkin at pyooter ennymoar.
*weakly waves goodbye fur nao to teh cheezpeepz*
BGee – ai nebber thot ov that! “Kitteh eerrings.” LOL! Ai’m nawt at AWL shur that Barney wud laik them, tho. They mite luk reelee prittee awn Fiona. She’s a liddle blak Gypshun looking kitteh.
I read bout kitteh eeringz in a scifi novel. It wood luk grate, speshially gold n silber n beeds on a little black kitteh, but IRL kittehs wuld skritch their ears orf tryin to catch teh dangli pretties, I am prettee sure.
Ai hoep ur hedd soon feelz better u maed me feel better erlier, thx.
Mai bed tiem naow, so G’nite!
nite annipuss! sleep well. ♥
OOOOH Karats! And Carats!
**BGee dives intew a piel uv sparklee sparklee joolery**
Ai think ai will jus relax heer for a whyall
*shmooooo* iuno whit mai awntee janet sed, n ai unno whit is akshully goin on. awl ai knooo is dat teh bebbee bunee is sooper kyoot an ai haz tew trai mai bestemest nawt to splorrt!!! is tew tew tew kyoot!!
Heer, Jimmba! Kwik! Ai will put this CHRG(wdoi) awn yoo an ai will hold it reel titelee!
An nao yoo can look at teh adorabul bunneh awl yoo want – an yoo will be kwite saife.
but yoo can hav sum chawklit eneway – just in cayse!!
*deep breffs* fankoo awntee janetcanhaselebenteeskwillyonkittehs. ai haz liddul or no cloo wut ai wud hab dun wibbout yer assi … hazzin … halp!! wunz agayn jch4085086050695k has sabed teh dai!!! *hed bonk*
and then I thalpped down hard on this floor. now, I’m thlisping because of it… I sound a bit like thlisptoper lowell on the design channel …
Naow I’th thore
Ith that tho?
Yeth
Aer yu thure yu are thore? Or maibi yu’re thor?
Thor’th teh god uv thunder, thilly.
An teh bunnehz is moar liek “Thumper” dan “Thunder.”
Dipents on hau hard teh bunneh slipped.
The God of thunder
went fer a ride
upon his favorite filly.
“I’m Thor!” he cried
and the horse replied,
‘You fergot yer thaddle thilly.”
tis a pity she’s a thore
THITH…ith a brilliant comment and made me *thnork*!
LOL!
stend!! Ai dont know hao it iz pawssibul that yoo can still amaze me – but yoo can!
In cayse there iz enewun heer hoo duzzn’t know it. . .
Tis Pity She’s a Whore is a tragedy written by John Ford. It was likely first performed between 1629 and 1633,[1] by Queen Henrietta’s Men at the Cockpit Theatre. The play was first published in 1633, in a quarto printed by Nicholas Okes for the bookseller Richard Collins. Ford dedicated the play to John Mordaunt, 1st Earl of Peterborough and Baron of Turvey.
The play was revived early in the Restoration era: Samuel Pepys saw a 1661 performance at the Salisbury Court Theatre. In 1894 The play was translated into French by Maurice Maeterlinck under then name of Annabella, and produced at the Theatre de l’Ouvre.[2]
ai can haz wikipedia??
*snerk*
Wai Jimmba – yoo dont beleeve ai cud just rattle tath off – just laik *fingersnap* that?
Hav yoo furgotten taht ai am a theatre purrson??? LOL!
Tis troo – it iz nawt mai riting style!
An ai dint know teh bit about the Baron of Turvey!
ohai jch4k!!! i wuz so cited tew see taht yew hadda blew name nao!!!!!
bunneh fall doawn go buum.
at least hiz bum waz protekted from teh buum.
ohai, goodtoseeya, ware ya bin?
*realizes mite bee tew nozey*
glad yr bak.
hai dere. dere’s tu mennee kommints laytlee. myne gits lawst in teh miks and ai gets furs…frutsr…fed up. sumtymez aiz krankee. aiz berree glad yu notisst me tho!
i wer sooo happee for to see dat dis wun maid to teh frunt paij!!!
i sawed it on teh votin paij an wantid it on teh frunt.
maid mai… hed…. asploooode…….
**POP**
Sowwy, Ai sprayned my CCC dragging arm yestidai. Rest kwietlee til sumwun cums 2 halp u.
*rapz annipussez arm*
*putz soothing drink wif bendy straw in uzzer hand*
*tukz her up in floofee blankee.*
U did awsum werk yesterday. Cheezland iz prowd uv yer diligense.
Oh annipuss. Ar yoo a Heroine? Sounds laik yoo must bee.
Thank teh CC tah yo were heer!
Annipuss wuz kwite teh trooper on teh CCC yesterday. Der wuz bak-tew-bak pikchurz wif itteh bitteh kittehz and dere wuz *MUCH* splortingz going awn. Anni tuk kaer uv awlmoast ebbreewun & wuz bery braev in teh fays uv such oberwelming kyootness.
Oh um Gee!
*Skoopz up da braynes and kleenz dem so no durrty stuff iz on ‘em*
*Jently patz dem in playse*
*Duck-duck-duck taype!*
*Putz bayfing kap wif kerrit pattehn*
*Wrapz 343GuiltySpark wiff floofy wool blankit and givz hot chokklit wif mawshmallos in it*
Bedda nau?
Oooooh, tanks! Iz soooo happee you lyk it!
*duz de ‘mai lol-bunneh mayde teh frunt paydge happee danse’*
*Thplat*
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!
Woopth.
Hu polished da floor?
5 ov us at 12:01? Taht maeks a nice fat brayd!
Awww! Pore liddul bunneh! did u git an owee?
Ai will kiss it an maek it beddur, liddul bunneh!
Bunneh got a booboo, but ew doan get much thympathy wen ur injurees saon kewt (ouchiewawa).
i used 2 hav a pare ov pink bunnee thlippers.
didu thlip?
Wuz dey hard 2 wawk in wifowt thlipping?
u alwayz thlip in thlipperz egspesially when u thlip an trip on ur earz
ooooo. pritty kitty.
thx…he waz thleepeen when i tuk it…but he waznt thlippeen
Unleth he wuz thlippin in himz thleep.
Ai hateth it wen dat happenth.
Hoo dethided dat der mutht b an eth in lithp?
It wuth a thamefullee thadithtic purrthun.
LOL! Gud wun, yer majestee!
da saym purr-sun hoo disydid dat “gh” sowndz like “f” n “enough/enuff” oar dat “ti” sowndz liek “sh” n “nation/nayshun”
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Ingerlish — da sillyist layngwij da moast peepz yooz evvydai
Ai wuns heerd dat GHOUGHBTEIGHPTEAU spells potato
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Ai noe “photi” spells “fish.”
Soe duz ghoti
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it! 10
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.
Sword and sward, retain and Britain
(Mind the latter how it’s written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
Say – said, pay – paid, laid but plaid.
Etc. ad nauseum.
Thilly wabbit. Tripz aer for kidz.
Nao, trips aer for 60s kids.
Poor bunna wabba…iz you OK?
(Peas an Esses…) Ai thawt dat wuz a kitteh. ai feel sillee)
I thot it was Bambi hu fell down an Thumper hu nevur thlipped. Becuz of his big foots.
Bigfoot hath nevr thlipped up yet. Ai’m thtill hoping for teh firtht confirmed Thathquatch thighting 0_0
pairentlee, dis bunnee dint reed deh book.
Dith wun muth be mopthy.
Lolz! she’s after teh dust bunnehs!
Lukth moar liek flopthy 2 me
ZOMG!! Iz mai lol-bunneh! Onna front paydge!
*faints*
congratulayshuns, dragonwriter!
u ok? *sprinkles cool water on Dwriters face*
*blinkee blinkee…*
TANKS, Kayjoy! Dat’s much betteh. I’se not a swoonee-girl, rly, but dis was my nawt-sekkund tyme on da main paydge!
Somehow I can just tell this bunny really does speak with a lisp.
Catisthenics no fur wabbits.
Awww, Bunneh, I’d fawl fur yoo! NETyme!
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I noe I wuzzun gawn long enuff to git on Janet’s “Wher R U?” list, but thot I’d splain: I celbraetid teh July Fourf by havin a up-end-ectomy. Fyrewurks esplodin – OOOHH, AAHHH; mai pendix splodin – GAAHH, PLEH! But am hoem nao an mucho bettar, altho Patrick’s Histree of teh Whirld ref on the prev pic almos maed me ded wif LOL. An I heer laffter’s TEH bess medsin, I’ll be at ICHC for a hugenormous dose, an be back to me in no tyme!
Welkum bak Jenniffuurr!! Wii so glad u feeline bedder. *tukz Jenniffuurr in floofee blankee.* U came 2 deh rite plais 4 deh laffterz. Wii haf a hyuj case uf deh silleez heer. (I think dey b in deh ty booteek)
Laffin iz nawt soe gud wen yore stummick feelz leik a horse jus kikked u after an orprashun – hoep u aer soon fitin fit agane.
Jenniffuurr, ur pendix splorted?
Didz u nawt hab a CPRG (Chiken Pendix Rubber Glub) on?
Zactly wat waz u lukin at to maek ur pendix splort? U doan hab to answer dat.
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Fank gudness Dr. TinyCat taked gud care ov u, cuz I doan fink we hab eber had to cleen up affer a splorted pendix before.
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Hopes ur feeling better.
ama bewy glaaad ur bak jenniffuuurr! nad wil b felion muy bedder soon!.
….hope u dont mind if i tag mai litl nouncment on urs…… Ill be gone for a cupla weeks–bacashun u no…..ill be checkin the lols on mai phone, but problee wontmake ine coments. ill see u guise when i get back!
Hab a gr8 baykayshun frisco!! wii will missing u, but wii noez u will b habbing deh funz!!
fankz qweenee!!! im cited tew! goin to aspen, co! moosic festival goinon n mai nefyew izza dere for teh hole summer!
eny cheezpeeps up dere inna colorado??
OOOO. Aspen b beeyooteeful!!! I noes u will luvving it!!
u shud go up deh mountain to Indeependentz Pass.
Iz wun uv mai faborit drives. If u haz deh time, go down deh uzzer side, den up to Leadville. U can making it a big loop drive bai kuntinuuing on to I-70 den bak rownd 2 Aspen. It b wun uv deh most gloriuz day tripz ever!!!!! (takez deh kamra— u will wanting deh pitchrez.
will definately do that ! fanks for teh tip–i know you know whut ur talkin bout cuz you trabel awl over teh country! imma cleanin up my memory cards for my camera now–i shud have bout aboot 3GB–will that last me? ya think?
Spl…WAYT!!1!!!
::put awn kyoot riflektin glasez she gotid frum noo m-proovd CCC in teh bebeh lepurrrrd cheetuh jagular spawtee fing diskushun::
Ah, much betur. Pore litul bun-bun. I helpz u up.
WAII TEW QTE FUR TEH INTERTUBEZ.
*splodz intew pudduhl uv carrut joos*
O deer, karut joos? CCC prepayrd tu handul dis kaind uv splort?
Ah, heer we go: N-strukshunz fr Bunneh N-doosed ’splohshun intu Karut Joos
!. Lokayt CCC
2. Yoos CCC wet vak to cullect awl teh karut joos.
3. Pore intu cheezpeep chaypd moeld an ad ristorative powdur. Mikz ntil
powdur iz dizawlvd.
4. Rifrigurayt until set.
5. Remuve ristored viktum frum moeld.
6. Edministur kaer pakaj az purrrr yoosuwul splort reskyoo.
Heer iz dreenk an chawcolit uv yr choys, nais sawft blankit uv uprpreeyet fickness fr owtsaid temprachur, an noo kyoot-riflektin glasez tu sayflee vyoo hai levulz uv kyoot in the fyyochur.
Testin’ out new skates iz always hard
razzin-frazzin invisbul rollerblades!
waz da rabbit skatin’ wiff 4 rollerskaters?!
I thplorted.
da wabbit slipped for some weird reason i dont know
Bunneh feetz do nawt haz teh padz liek kitteh an puppeh feetz do. Sew sumtaimz bunnehz wut iz nawt yoost tu smoov unkarpited florz mey haz trubul wif teh pawz slipin ebree wich wey. Moast bunz du get teh hang uv it evenchewulee, but it kan taek a waiyl.
Kitteh sez: Haow duz yuu liekez mai neu thraowrugg;
Ai gotted iyt awn Summure Sail Kleerince;
sposed tuu bees mahsheen waushible adn dryibble;
luukes jes liek a liddel stuffeded bunney toi;
Hay!!! Waiyt!!! Teh rugg iys gettyng up; naow iyts shakeiyng iytseylfe aowf;
Heck!!! Mai baurgin bees runnyng awaiy!!! CUM BAK!!!!!!!!!
Kawn-artizt bunneh riturnz tu diskownt rug stoer and reseevs his shayr.
Mai hed just assploded frum kyotness…….too much….too….much…
I hadz 2 put on mah noo chrg 4 dis 1. I yoosed 2 not hab one, until cweenmj gabe meh 1. Thnx
that sounds like me i would totally say thlipped and i would totally be laying on the floor laughing my head off.
luv it much funny funny