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Can I come live wiv u? I pwomise I’ll stay this size
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yas, and u must bring all ur brudders and sisters. but nawt ur momma.
Ohai Leeza! Conspotulayshunz awn spotty tawp spot! “Dat wuz mai momma I wuz biting yessterdai inna lolpic”.
Wuz nawt byting her; wuz gitting reddy fur kitteh karaoke!
I inserts this warning heer: This kitteh is awful kyoot. Teh CCC peeps is exhausted frum yesterday’s pikshors. Pls to be strappin on yor CHRG tite! An if yor own CHRG is showin signs uv wayr, pls to be pikkin owt a noo wun frum teh CCC which has bin restoktikayted. Kthxbai.
Fanks, gremlin…I am afreed dat if I doan get a nu wun, dis here old wun may not pertek me much longer….
Thanks for warning Splort averted.
stills awfuls cutte tho
an I wont bring u any presents!
ZF! We has a ty! Wut shud we get from teh ty booteek?
I has enuf bobblol heds now.
Hmmmmm….wen I wented awn baycation in May, I brot bakk alot ov oshun-theem stuffz. I fink I want som sea-glass. Less go see if itz still there!
*skipps orf hand in hand wif Leeza*
hay, is u a cheetah? How duz I knows u is nawt a lyer?
@@@@@@ ah just spewded mah tee!!!
Grate. I posted a cleen-up wif a linkie and WP eeted it…..*hyuge sigh*
Hao duz peepz get linkz to their lols at their profyles to show up????
did u take orf teh ‘http’ and add teh www. in front?
shoot.
ware it says ‘add teh’ it added the http by itselfs.
shud just say w w w (wiffout spaces)
Tryin agin, thanks Leeza!
Kleen-up awn Aisle 3!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489606
ohai, leeza-b,
I wz just looking at googywitch’s lols, & i saw she maded one ov a skwirrlol. I wundered if it might be one ov yur nuke-le-ar skwirrlols?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1038034
omai!
That luks like Chester. He’s a renegayde… wuz exposd to too much raydiashun. Hope he didn’t bite ennywun!
It must b hard tu calybrayte teh radiayshun lebels.
expeshully when they won’t sit still!
aifink teh big cheezez haz it set onna blog for “any comment with a link in it must be approved by administrator before it posts.”
iz to prevent teh spammers frum posting links uv kweschunable kitteh-relatedness.
yoo just hafta wayt onna bigcheezez to approves yoo.
but hee iz a lyer. Heez lyin onna winnow sill.
an maybee heez even a lyopard.
ekshualee, iz a “lazy horse”. ??? welll u see, “Leopard” in Dutch and Afrikaans is “Luiperd”. directly translolated = “luiperd = lazy horse”.
kyoot, ai fink so.
lazee horse? whut, did sumbuddee try an ride onnit?
Interesting. And, as u probly knoes, “hippopotomus” is from teh Greek for “river horse.”
If u axe me, teh lazy ones is teh ones who doesn’t think up new names for new animals but just compare them to horses. Whut next?
Ant = mound horse
Bear = honey-eating horse
Cat = cuddly horse
Dog = drooling horse
E…
Elephant = never-forgets horse
Fox = bushy-tail horse
Gorgon = dontlookatit horse
Horse = um……
I…
A Horse is a Horse, of course, of course. f.r.
Ooops! Just saw Leeza-b’s commint! She was there nawt sekkund! f.r.
Elephant – tusky horse
Flying fish — finny horse
Hamadryad — tree-dwelling horse
I…
Iguana – lizard horse
Jackal – laughing horse
Lion – big cat horse
M…
Maus = itteh bitteh horse
Narwhal = unicorm horse
O…
Opossum = Pogo horse
Porkupine = Pogo’sfrend horse
Quexalcoatl = Aztec horse
R…
Rackettycoon = more Pogo’sfrend horse
Snake = slithery horse
T…
Tyraneesauruz Rex = horse eeting horse
Unkul Bob = horse riding horse
Vixen = kewt red horse wif poofee tayl
Weasul = low to deh ground horse
X
Xenopus = toad horse
Yak = long haired HimzAMalyan horse
Zebra = … naah, that’s too eezy
Z=
Ohai,Phillipe…
back frum Yungstown?
xistentialist- a horse is a horse, of corse of corse
FTW!!!
logician —
all horses are funny
Mr. Ed is a horse
therefore Mr. Ed is funny
skepticist- the horse is not sure itz a horse, or anyone else for that matter.
woofses libs inna woods
fleep libs inna woods
derefor fleep iz a woof
empiricist —
is this a horse I see before me?
ohai 4.5K, troo, but he’s a nice woof
Freudian – sumtimes a horse is just a horse
agnostic — ai donut know if the horse exists or not.
egoist – ai am a horse, derfor ai am
post-modern deconstructionist — what we call the real life of these ‘flesh and blood’ creatures has never beenanything but writing, there have never been anything but supplements and substituional significations which could only arise in a chain of differential relations ssiweuri90-34ujf aos[ah ]a sldjf blarg
U win, Prof d’Beaker!!!
Fatalist: the horse is doooooomed!
Surrealism: You have two horses. The government require you to take harmonica lessons.
optimist – that horse is half full
Lolcat: captioned horse
Mustang – captured horse
I thot the Freudian horse had nitemares?
Yash, it was saddled wif gilt.
his mudder must have been proud!
Oh, Philippe, U wuz un YUNGSTOWN???? In OHAIO!?!?
I liv onlee 30 minnits frum dere!!!
hey 4.5K’s … win all around.
*high 5’s from Pd’B*
Maus — Petunia-keeping horse
Niobe — all tears horse
Opossum — not so cute horse (except for Smammie)
P…
Elephant = fat horse with a long nose
Fox= tiny sly horse
Grizzly Bear = Salmon eating horse
Horse = A Regular horse
Iguana = Scaly Horse
J…
Jaguar = bedder nawt cuddle horse
Koala = wish u cud cuddle horse
Lepidopterae (awl of them) flying horse
M…
Monkee = horse wif fumbs
Newt = horse wif stikee fingrs
Ostrich = horse wif wings
P…
this such a fun list itz happening twice
Pterodactyl = flying monster horse
Quagga = former stripey horse
R
Rooster = wakee uppee horse
Sasquatch = hide inna woods horse
Turdle = house horse
U…
“house horse” FTW!!
.
Unicorn = horny horse
Vegetable = quiet horse that duzzn’t move much
Whale = ginormous floating horse
X
luks liek that unicorm cums strate frum teh NB. mebbe dats why tehre mifficul, kuz yu cant finds tehm owtside teh NB.
X = ???
Yak = hairy horse
Zebra = striped horse (ob corse)
Ai lubs dis list u guise! Espeshally teh monkee. Grate idea, LCB.
Horse= OG horse duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe teh best cheezlist ever!
LCB = Prowd n’ happytail horse (wif larcenous tendencies)
a trooly excepshunal list. ai hope nobuddy cumz along and steels .. er borrows … it
too late to lock teh barn door after teh horse haz stolen.
Ohai,Booklion!!
Ai wuz checkin owt yer profile yesserday,ahnd wuz wunderrin wut part uv teh Finger Laykes u wuz frum.
Ai haz manee relatibs in Geneva.
Stend = troll horse (pink ‘n’ floofy variety iz teh most valable)
Fireman = hunky, hose-wielding horse
Five, no TEN cheezburgers for dis hole thread!
Yoo guise ar killin us owt heer in teh cheep seets! This list is absotivlee, posolootlee fabyulist!
BUTTTTT!!! Teh “Z” horse . . too eesee as Zebra, ar deer Professor said.
So – we ar teknicalee still missing teh “Z” horse.
Ai’m thinking, but so far, nuthing, ;(
Zygote: horse in development
LCB to teh reskue once agin !!!
how bout:
zinc oxide = horse wif sun sensitivitee
zodiac = horse wif a horror-scope
zamboni = iyce skating horse
ennywun else?
Dazzling! Yoo guize a just dazzling!
*heddesk* “zamboni!!” Ai cudda thot ov that – but ai dint! LOL!!
oof, i fink i hurted myslef frum laffin…
No, I iz hylee mewsikal, but I duzzint play teh lyre. I gitz teh top spot in teh orkestrar!
kitteh is allsow a playah.
O hai, kittehlurve! How u is?
Didja see my hunnert dollar towel?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235073
Noap. No hunnert dollar towels. stoopy peepel maekn me werk heer. no tiem furr teh poasting. stoopy werk. where iz teh lotterfairy? swut ai wanna kno.
Ai agwee. Kitteh, yew liez. Yew nawt stai taht siez.
Gud wun!!
Sure ya can – you are so kyoot – watch out for splort
Where is Annipuss? CCC mai be needud.
How cute!
There are actually people out there who will believe that this carnivore will stay that size. He/she is adorable, but when full grown will gladly eat you for dinner. Wild animals belong in the WILD.
Ohai Jo! I devoutly hope that this animal is a rescue/foster animal, and will be returned to the wild if at all possible. But perhaps it is so sick or injured that it must stay with a rehabilitator as its forever home. Kthxbai.
Ahlso purrhaps libs en naice zoopark n nieds tu be taeken care ub bai peeps hu kno wattu du fur awhile, den wen bigger go be wid udders.
Wurds uv wisdum: Never git involved in a land war in Asia, and never trust teh promisses uv a kitteh . . .
Ohai, Gremlon! I’z trying tew add u as a frend, an it keepz teiing me to log in but I am logged in. AAARRRGGG!
Um, mebbe I culd be gremlion? Whutever yoo did musta wurked – yoo is mah frend nao!
gremlion iz a nayme ov startling byootee! Altho ai know yoo ar naymed aftur yur beloved beeg oranj kitteh gremlin. Maybee we cud just sumtiems cawl yoo gremlion – az a sort ov niknayme..
That wuld be just fyne by meh! As fierce as he wuz, I think Grem wuld injoi teh idear uv bein kawled sumthin endin in “lion.”
-Yor pal, Gremlion
Ai taut Gremlon waz lolspeek fur Gremlin. Gremlion iz naice tu.
holee wiskers!!!
Mebbe. But wud ur momma sez tis ok? Wud not want tu git her angree.
Aww, but u are wiled animal. U need 2 b in ur real habi, habba, men. in ur real livin playse.
Diz bebbeh cud reek habbok in juz a cuplla weeks.
Yush! Ur rite on dat 1!
WANNA SNORGUL TEH BEBBEH!!!!!!!
Ohai, frenz!
Ai logged awn tihs mornin and had 16 fren reqwests! It wuz teh awsum!
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
Ohai, rhsb!! I finkso I merember bein wun ov them? If nawt, I com bakk an do it agin!
ZF – ur wun uv dem. Ai lyk ur kitteh pikshur. The 2 orinj wuns.
Oahi rhsb! Yoo nao hab at leest wun moor
I wanna snorgul deh babbeh two!
Mai fadder-in-law has a fren hoo runs a liddul pryvit zoo.
Deh has deh tiggurs and deh lions and deh lepard babbehs, and some peeps can pet an snorgul dem. Mudder-in-law haz deh picshurs ob her and mai kidlet twinz holding tiggur twins cupple yirs ago. Sew kyute!!!
Deh tiggur twins is now beeeg skary ty-grrrrs.
Lots ob us wants to be frens wid you rhsb. Wil gitz moar re-kwests, iI etcha
Ai sawree, behbeh lepurrd jagular spotee fing. O mawt fink dat b prawmis u kans keep.
Waild splort.
Hang on, LOLDemon!
* newly refurbished CCC careens ’round teh corner.
delicate whisk broom sweeps up teh brayn cells.
gently pack brain cells into protecting skull
infuse a little xtra cerebrospinal fluid to replace what wuz lost in teh splort.
taype on new, reinforced CHRG (wdoi)*
LOLDemon, here’s a nice, refreshing lemon drop martoonie & anteater
choklits to neutralie teh cyute. & a new paire of cyute-reflecting glasses.
&a new, sawfteee blankee. Rest kwietly now, okay?
Holey beejeezus dat CCC iz noo an refirrr… refurib… improovd!
I iz m-prest, tu! Fank u kaindlee, booklion.
Tu awl mai cheezfrenz: Hab a lubly wiik-end. Iz gowing tu Williamsburg tu sillybrate mai birfdae!
♫ ♪♫ Hippo Birdie too ewes
♫ ♪♫ Hippo Birdie too ewes
♫ ♪♫ Hippo Birdie deer marymary
♫ ♪♫ Hippo Birdie too ewes
Hab a grate trip tew sillybrate!
Happy birfday, marymary. Haz a fun tyme in teh burgh ov William!
Happy happy birfday birfday, marymary!
Here, u can has this shiny thing I, um, finded.
Nao, ware iz mah shiny watch? I fot I putted it on dis morning.
Hao duz I kno iffs iz tiem to wish Happi Birfdai to marymary?
Well, I’ll juss sai
Happi Birfdai, marymary!
Hab a grate weekend!
*walks awai lukin fur mah watch*
is this W’burg VA or W’burg…somplace up nawth?
Wants to go to VA W’burg but can’t afford gas pricez ($4.09/gallon yesterday), and the smoke from the Great Dismal Swamp maks me kough…
PS: happy birftday
I live aboutz 35 milez from W’burg. It’s beend rainin for several dayz, so air has cleared up sum from teh fyre. Hab fun!
happy birfdae! …i can has cayk
WOW!!! U gits a hole town to sillybrate ur birfday?!?!?!?!!? I b impresssed.
But then agin, u duz b deh gal so nice, dey named u twice!!!
Happee birfday MaryMary!!!!!!!
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*Froez a liddul cweenfetti while singing*
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Happee birfday 2 u µ ¿ = ¤ˆΨ ױ מ ۋ۞ ٩ │ ╧○ ₤ € ℮ ₣
Happee birfday 2 u ﮍ שׂ ێ ″ڨ ░ ≥ ≠ ∞ € ڣ ڬ
Happee birfday deer Marymary ₤ € ℮ ₣ ễ ڬ۲ ℓ ₧ﭳ שׁ
Happee birfday 2 u ≥ ∟ ″ڨ ░ ¤ˆΨ ≈ ╝
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happy burfday marymary! haz lotsa fun!!
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Jess stopt bai b4 Ai lefd fur Williamsburg (VA). Ai M humblold bai awl teh birfdae wishtez frum mai frenz. U gladden mai hart! Teela kitteh (mai dawter) sez “Ohai. Tanks fur saeing nyse tings tu mai mawmi.”
Haz teh merriest, happiest ov birfdais!!!
{{{marymary}}}
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*passes ‘rownd razzelberry birfdai kupkakes*
Happee Birfdaiy!!!
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O hai, guise. I has to go get some moar coffees then get backs to my hyooge project here at teh werks, but I wanted to share this pick of a car I sawr last nite:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1513123
@@@@@@@!
ohai LCB how beez U an Ur bebbeh Esme?
Has Uz seed mah bebbeh kittehs?
(Akshully they not bebbehez they iz both purty big kittehs in size
but kittenish in der behaviorz)
they iz on mah profilez?
O hai!
Esme be doing ok. Her mass shrank a little! She had her 3rd chemo on Tuesday so she’s had a few “protein spills” teh last few days but she keeps on demanding her dinner and half of Liam’s so I know she’s gonna be ok for now.
I sawr ur kittehs! Very cute-alicious! I like teh pic of teh kitten wif stripes of sunlite on him.
Oh that ar gud nooz and that she has herz appetite souns gud 2
Way to go Esme!
{{{{Esme + LCB}}}
I hopes all deh ickeh mass be gone aftur the 3rd chemo.
**snerk***
Saw one last week dat sed GODZGUD……
a LOL iffin ai ebber saw one
I sawr one about a year ago that said “STFU FTW.” I was driving, not parked, so I didn’t get a pic. But way to know that ur DMV has no clue.
I has a lollish thing to share 2…a comic strip.
Splort- they did it RONG!
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2008/07/06/
Ewwwww…our splorts are bedder….
mebbe dey’s doin it rong, but dey’s also doing it Tru!
Best laff Iz had all week.
Ai wunder if “ohai” or “nawtsek” iz taken in Meeshigun….
Hmmmmmmm….
thinks I’ve seen dis one b4…def. a VA plate
HAY! I was trying to be good and obscure as much as I could. But ur rite. Does u libs in teh VA?
Is this ur car? If so, why u no sed o hai when I taked teh pic?
Is in the VA. Recognized plate (offickally “Mountains to Ocean”) becuz I have the same type plates on my car.
Not my car – this one is too nice. 
I has that plate, too. Before I cropped teh pic, u could see my car reflected in teh side of teh Lolvo.
I drives a Mazda Elebenty.
zoom zoom
I can has towlol? I snortted awal ober mai skreen wen ai saw taht pikshur! Now ai wil alwaze think taht wen ai see a LOLvo!
obcourse cute bebbeh kitteh Uz can come and stayz wid meh.
I will love and squeeze U and call U Jorg!
put plz dont eat meh when Uz gets biggah
the lie….soo convincing
do want! ^^
Sarahbear — plz 2 b mah fren??
I not az kewt az dis guy…. but I promis not 2 eet u. *hopeful luk on fais*
i think we are friends lulz
check for inkspell
Naut a lie eggsacklee, juz a promisse lil cub cant kiep
awww so cute
“In my heart you’ll always be
Forever young.”
CUTE! CUTE CU…
*SPLORT!*
Were sawree but teh CCC krew is on vakayshun today. Yoo is on yor own heer.
*luks at splorted viktim* Oh, OK, I halps yoo mahself. *drags CCC over*
BRRRRRRrrrvvvvvm – teh brayn vak! We suks em up. We plops em in yor hed. *splatch!*
STRRRRrrrrrraaaap – strappin on teh noo CHRG tite. Plx to be wayrin it in teh fyoochur! This is yor CHRG. Ther ar menneh lyke it, but this wun is myne. Plx to repeat after meh. This is yor CHRG . . .
*shuffle, dig dig* I digs throo teh blankees an finds wun just for yoo. It haz liddel wild kittehs onnit! Oh hao kyoot! Oh, well, ackshuly, DON’T luk at it, just snuggle in. Ther ya go!
Tank yu! I feel bedder nao!
Two words. Bad and Idea.
That’s (counts on fingers) 3 words.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
.crack.
S P L O R T ! ! !
ded
Poor Crapture. I halps yoo. See below! V
o noes!!1!
must close eyes too much kyootness(*peeps through fingers*)
Blargh am ded!(*splort*)
Oh noes, itza dubbil splort! We got 2 viktims! I halps wun with mah left paw. Teh uther with mah rite paw!
Left paw: BRRRRRvVVVVvvvvM – vakkin up teh brayns, puttin em in teh heds.
Rite paw: strappin on teh CHRG – puttem on tite, folks!
Left paw: tukkin in teh blankees
Rite paw: handin owt teh choklits!
Nao just sit kwietly. Heerza cold drink fur eech uf ya.
Left paw, rite paw: cold drink in eech hand.
Ther, Yool both be just fine!
teh funniest i has evr seen, lulz
Oh mai gawd, u pramiss?
iz da cure fur splort choklit?
Oh mai gawd – this kitteh iz waaay 2 kyut!! My hed is going on overlod.
lies, all lies
sbuashha ahhaha so funny!
1 dai teh wurld will B heeld, and all kan snorgle w/o danger. Luks frwrd 2 dat!
i love this pic!!!!
Deez kindza coot picshures r mai favorits.
This pic is so cute. how did you get that picture of him/her? as you can tell my name is casey and i was just letting you know that i think that this is one of the cutest pictures i have ever seen
omg u cant speak lolspeak