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and i awlso will peez on ebbreefing u own.
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Baff – do not want
Yet anudder reazun 4 kitteh 2 kill hoomin :O
Konga-Ratz 2 annipuss 4 nawt-sekkund btw
Thx Wiljam – Ai’ve neber unnerstandid wye peepl keep baffin kittehz an takin fotoz. Kittehz shud ownlee be baffed 4 eggsepshunul reezuns.
Ai’z agree.. Kitteh b berry gud @ baffin kitteh-selb so noe need 4 hoomin 2 baff kitteh in maust kaesees…
Is fotos for ICHC nawt eggsepshunul reezun?
Oh noes…
Eggsepshunul reezun 4 baffin kittehz — fleez! Do NOT want!!
ai hadda flee dip mai big blak Morgan kitteh wunst (14 yrs ago???). ai dipt him inna sink, wee went to sit outside to dry off an let teh bug bombs doo their thing. coupla hours layter, wee went bakinside anna nawt-sekkund thing he did wuz go to corner of bedrume — lukked bak at me too mayke shure ai wuz lukkin — an tuk a dump. unmistaykablee hee wanted to let me know jus whut he thot of THAT.
CONGA-RATZIS 2 ANNIPUSS 4 UR FFL ! WHATZ DANCINS U WANTIN? HAO BOWT SUMTIN TO “SPLISH SPLASH” I WUZ TAKIN A BAFF?
Thx sparkysmom, Ai haz 2 dans off 2 teh shops inna minit – but Ai’ll probly be singin dat song. It’s an eerwurm!
disemblowullmunt…..do not want.
The Owl is the pussycat
Ai can has boat?
Kitteh has a sad
Kitteh haz a Cthulhu (diffeekult naem)-appeerunsh
kitteh looks liek a doggie to meh,srsly!
In de sink all animals ar ekwal.
Watur is nawt fun for no wun.
Unless fishies are in it.
I gived my jumpin’ beans a bath tooday. Dey likeded it! Sort of…
snarfful, snerk.. cleanup on aisle 5….. thnkz Daisy…. sort of…
I finkso 2, Hashim. Dis picshure luks like won of deh floofy and yapee berry small doggehs hoo live wid my nay-burs. My kitteh, he ways about tree lbs more dan deh doggehs, and he swatted won of dose doggehs acrost his knows. Yip, yip, yip, doggeh runz away and leibs ma kitteh in piece.
In bright light. You got ‘em wet. Did you feed ‘em after midnight?
LOL @ gremlins….
ummmm
Can I borrow this … wet grompee kitteh and puts it in my roommate’s bed? he will NAWT wake up.
Maybe I devise an alarmclock where water gets poured on HIM and a kitteh simultaneously. Maybe THAT would wake him up.
mek sure kitteh is HONGREE, too! Furry purrsistint.
How el?
How bebbehs an mommeh?
I has a happeh furr u!
Oh, u noe wutt? To wek up sumwun, try gently touching their face. Sometimes
this works.
BUcket ub icewatur wurks too.
Kitteh klenleeness…yer doin it dangerusly.
No, seriously. Get lives.
If we offend you so much, why keep coming back? hmmmm?
U can haz hugz now…ktnxbai
No, seriously. Get lost!
those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
I has lives. Currently, there are eight feline ones in my house, and two human ones.
My kitteh-luv knoz no bownz!!
An eech kitteh haz 9 LIVES! Lessee, ai tink dats 74 lives rite der!
Dis ARE our life. We lubs it. We happeh an lubs eech uddur. U noe is in happeh circul. Sad fur u. U willz nebbur unnerstand. (an nebbur fine out sum ub us wuttchu call dummies are brillyunt, habbin fun) Wuttchu care for? How sweet ub you too care.
An as fur YOU, whai u still heer? Feel dat sumfin happenin u not unnerstand?
Aye juss wanna noa huu tukz mai pixshurr gettin owt ob teh shour dis mawnin? Nawt phunnii!!!! Cudda weighted furr abtur cuppa cawfee, srsly….. ratzafrratz, hrumph.
lol! ai getz noes weespekt.
Nevr feed dem aftr mid..midid..after 12 pm an nevr add waatr..
kitteh wansta kill da hooman at any cost for baff time
I asks for hairkut–
I gets all over assalt!
LMAO da wook of udder dissdayne
deefeet iz hards 2 taek.
LUL!!! (luukin @ pikshur agin) Wheir iz kitteh’s noesz?!? Kitteh iz onleh eyesz!!! LUL!!!
No mauf eefer.
Ware deh caretroll? Gotta popup wid, don u knau kittehs dohn need batts, dey be porous an dis be bad fur dem, etc.
Mai kittehs noe da feelin. Misaki fawts, but Taro onley kowwerz.
She fawts? Dat iz hur stratuhgee? Duzzit work? :O
Not werks … but mayks bubbly bath!
wer’z teh vetteks wen yoo needz tehm? an teh ayrobix instruktrs? an teh legal purfeshunals?
to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz (i incloods teh trols so mebbee if sumwun wuz niys to tehm tehy wuldnt be so gurmpy) hoo haz tehmz burfdayz today!!!
oh, well, forget tehm, heerz teh burfday fairy!!!1!!!
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burfday cake, bloonz, party hats, an fettiz for ebreewun!!
i haz a burfday on dat day an iz awzom
Noaw, i unnerstan prolly not good too be takin menneh baffs, butt geez! SUMTIMES kittehs gets in teh nasteh stuffs! Den needs cleended off!
Wutt if ur kitteh like teh storeh ub teh nawty Mr. Sebaschun hoo layd down in teh plate ub sirrup? U let sirrup jus stay all obbur him boddeh? Him por tong fall off tryin too lick it all off!~ Cannutt be good furr him lickin all dat sirrup off, eedur!
sheesh. Dare r torchur an horribulls happenin all obbur wurld. Wun kitteh baff not
wurff gettin upsetted obbur.
Anom!!!!
Bowilz. Yu wil nawt haz tehm. Kiss tehm gudbai.
Lmao! Poor cat! I feel sorry for it!
if u feelz sorry for da kitteh den you shuld help it buy caullin de hooman an tellin it off
plz not pic of bath – bath danjrus fr Cat nvr bath cept medikal need kan die
MUST…RESIST…URGE…TO KILL…HOOOMAN
iz agre, hooman ar alwaz problematic
I love lol cats. they are soooooo funny i watch them over and over just because i like them. GO LOL CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you serious?! They’re going to censor a picture of a snake?! I OWN FIVE! MY GAWD PEOPLE THESE DAYS AND THEIR URGE TO BE STOOPID! Hmph! But I still luv you lolcats. my cat’s name is Ollie, and I call him lollas. heh heh. l8ar h8ar t8ars
teh pour kitteh! he iz mad!
Kitteh has major angriez.
Y IZ HOOMAN ALWAZ SO KRUL TO KITTEHZ!?!/!
LOL yet gros at te same time