wellmannered kitteh
wellmannered kitteh coughs in her paw
kitteh shud teach dis owl sum mannerz.
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I haz a queshun..
where is the burgers from voting page gone?
asks the kitteh polytely
It’s awl part uv teh nyoo sistum
but I kno lykes deh nu system
I ar a kitteh
an I hates deh change
don fix it if it ar not broken
I sayz
Ai gots suhc a ginormowse migraine yes-turd-a, frum da clickety votin.
GEEZZZZZZ!!!!! It wuz mai dai awf so Ai vegged in frunta da puter awl flippin dai…No wut?? Ai musta clickety voted ***4,ooo*** tymz!!!!!!!!
Adn nawt wun wuz mien!!!!! OOoooooo, mai eyepeepz adn hed R teh painin meh 2dai!
NO LYK TEH NUU SISTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AI MISS HOUR BURGERS!!
Uz has payshunz I gabe up aftur 10 clicks
LoL…Ai kep finkin…ok, jus wun moar n teh netx wun wil b wun uv mien ADN
ok, jus wun moar n teh netx wun wil b wun uv mien …ok, jus wun moar n teh netx wun wil b wun uv mien …ok, jus wun moar n teh netx wun wil b wun uv mien …..OMG….Ai wuz driven bai bein P.Offt at hoo-eber maed dis neu fing up!
ai tryd teh votin adn after 15 pics of teh same sloth ina row ai gav up…alsew didnt care fur sum of teh words either..:sad:
Den u shuld flag as inappropriatez! Let Chez & Tofu know howz we feel.
Ai neber fot uv dat! Wil dat wurk???
TANKS GC
Ide cownsidurd dat, but itz nawt teh pikture that iz inappropriate, it’z eiver teh wurding and/or teh spamming. Der izunt a button tu flag suspekted pikture spammers.
… will they block a user?
Someone who just shows up to make snarkee meen commints?
I agrii, adn frum teh fakt dat teh saym pikture often had teh saym nawt-so-grate wurds four multiple imajes, ai’d say der are pikture spammers wu aer gaming teh systum at best, denying obbers teh rite tu hab there pics vowted on at wurst.
tehy tole mee tehy r wurkin onna way too see alla LOLs maded frum same pickshure at wunst. tehn yoo can jus chuze teh best wun an nawt hafta see same picshure elebenty billyon timez.
New sisstem — fooey!
I wented to votes pages an wuz tolded I had to register. So I tryed too — but wuz tolded dat my Name and E-mail wuz alreddy taken.
Ob corse dey is alreddy taken — dey is mine!
Aargh…!
oh mai… compwets can has beeing bad, no?
iz wud sugestiv… uhm… sutchest 2 jus logs in wif uah email n pawswurd an den vote.
*handz annipuss adn 2K pikkit sines she made deh uzzer day*
*startz chanting.*
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Wut due wii want?
Wii wantz burgerz!!
Wen due wii wantz dem??
Wii wantz dem noaw!!
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*Putz pile uv pikkit sinez wear ebbree wun kin take wun. *
ohai Cweenie!!! Ai halp 2 pass owt da sinez!
*chants wib cweenmj, wib a minor addition*
Wut due wii want?
Wii wantz burgerz!!
Wen due wii wantz dem??
Wii wantz dem noaw!!
Hau due wii wantz dem?
Wib cheez adn a dash of catnip!!
I agreez wif U anni.. I wud giv owr HighCheezes a peece ov mai mund.But, I duzzin haz so mush to spair! Begging haz had no effekt. So, I gess we will soon be calling dis site, Icanhasvotingwidgit!!
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Hmmm.. It seems 2 looze sumfin in teh translayshun!!!
Icanhazsoreclickety fingur!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADN NO BURGERS…………. EBER!!!!!!!!!
Wen mai boi wuz a kidlet, sumfing he lieked 2 nom wuz “Improved” he fort dat improobed ment yukkee. Ai haz teh saem forts abowt teh nu sistem.
Yore boi iz berry clebber tew haz figgerd taht owt awl by hisself, annipuss!!
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Piks upa pikkit sign…. an meggafone…
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“WE WANTS BURGERS!!”
“WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM??”
“WE WANTS ‘EM NOW!!”
Wen a prudukt is labeld “neu”, it meens da pryce went up. Wen a produkt is labeld “imprubed”, it meens da pryce went up. Wen a produkt is labeld “neu and imprubed”, it meens da price went way up.
Troo dat.
An iz wurser tahn teh rigginul proddukt.
adn smllahr tew.
an tehn, majikullee, yu kannot find teh rigginal produckt neware an ar stuk payin teh hi prise for wurser kwipment.
Teh newist trik iz to nawt raize teh price…Jes lower teh size!!!
Cheez an Tofu got hungree wun nite an ated dem.
Dey mayd uz sum cheezburgerz… but dey ated dem!!
Cogratshumalashuns on bein top uv teh macrame an getting ur sekond comint in teh saem tiem slot!
oh fanks anni, I haz lurned from deh best…
U knoz who I ar talking bout
Whoo hoo two_kittehs! Concatz on ur top spot!
fanks tribble! lurved Ur fema traylor lol!
hopez Uz has a gud weekend
I haz to get some lunch nowz
An sneezes in her hankerchiff
Then barfs in ur shoo.
Oar teh white bedspred u just washinged
an peez on deh bed
GMTA!!!
mah yogi kitteh, he are the tiger cat in mah profile
once horked a hairball on the bed an den daintily covered it wid
mah shirt which was on deh bed
himz a polite kitteh, tries clean up aftur himselfs
indeed!
I has a queshun
how does U has a 1/2 kitteh?
iffn u saerz a kitteh wiv sumwun u wud hab a 1/2 kitteh eech.
Dat shud b shaerz
wich is whai ai has 7 half kittehs
Ai can has 4 furrever kittehs n 1 strai kitteh.
Butt!! Grate news!! Latelee teh strai tuxie boi has been coming arownd wif a KOLLAR AWN!!!1! So eben tho hims still coming to mai bak door almost ebery dai, ai finkso hims been dopted!!
Dat IZ gud news !!!!
He still noes where to get teh “extra” fuds,tho!
Der iz a kitteh libs ober teh rode frum me hoo goez frum hows 2 hows sayin dat he haz had noe fud dis weak. Ai noe at leest 3 peepls hoo gibs him fud!
kitteh is a smart cookie
*piteeous mrrows* But godmammah, ai hazn’t eeted in DAIS! Look hao skinnee ai R! *suks in belleh n looks awl trajic liek*
mah injeh kitteh (oranj girl in deh pictures) ar quite
chubby but makes the most pitiful mrrows
lyke she haz been starvin fur dayz
mah acting skills let me show U dem
I ar a tuff cookie but hubcat alwayz fallz
for teh girl kitteh’s triks
Mah Nermal kitteh (rip) yoosed to get teh breffust wiv me at 7am.
Go nex dor an hav breffust wiv dem at 7.15am
By 7.30am he wuz nex dor but wun wailin an skreechin taht I wuz a meen ole bag an haddunt feeded him for..DAYS!!!!!.. Himz wud frow himseff in a pitteful heep awn tehir kichin flor till breffust wuz serbed!!
then he wud repeet process in teh eebnin!!…Plus scrounge iyescreem frum ebreewun hoo had enny!!
Himz wuz a smart cookie
Mah Timmy duz dat — but he duz nawt eber leev teh hows. Mai Momkat feeds him. Den 15 minnitz later, he meows piteeuslee at meh, sayin “Ai haz nawt eeted sins Octemburr — lukkat hao ai is witherin befoar yer eyes!!!” Den ai seez teh fud dish rite next to him. Ai petz him an tellz him hao sad it iz that noebuddy eber feedz teh poor fing.
Mai Christy TRIES to do that…problem iz,ai am teh onlee hyoomin in teh house,so ai jus says”You iz NAWT starvin !!”
yet, due to lack of opposable thumbs, STILL cannot use silverware
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!! (shakes paw in air dramatically, like charlton heston in planet of the apes)
I luvs Ur hair..
ai lurves it 2… such floofiness… such pinkness… uh oh… *grips CHRG titely* teh splort is kummin!
Nao, lissen heer, missy. We haz givven teh CCC krew teh day off to recubber!
Heer, I halps yoo. *holds own floofy orinj paws over kitsunerina’s CHRG*
Yoo needs an industrial strength CHRG, I finkso. Them floofy pink hayrs is indeed adorable. We needs an intervenshun. Sumwun kawl teh ex-gurlfriend uv stagehanden hoo kin halp owt wit teh speschul braydin tekneek.
Ai hab heer, strayt from teh Nashunal Aerobics and Spase Administration, a neu spayce-age CHRG, pruuf against high-power splorting adn will eben wurk upside-down.
iz nawt mai fawlt ai duznt splort at teh rite kyoots!
ai has a weekness for the pink floof!
qwik sumwun, kuvver mai aize! mai hands ar full! sumbuddee grab teh duck tape! an teh foot flaverred sukkers!
*luks shokked* Yoo lykes foot flaverred sukkers? So duz mah noo kitteh! Sownz pleh to meh, but therz no akkownting fur tayste!
*kuvvers kitsunerina’s eyes with floofy orinj paws* OK, yor sayf!
(gasp) it’s BACK !!!
miss manners wud be so prowd.
itz sew hard to hold ur pinkie up when u has no pinkie, tew.
… and pauses in her coff.
… and then a fether flies owt…
…tehn granny getz teh broom…
but grandma, I just haz a fether in my throat….
oh? so wherez teh tweety burd den? hmmmm?
um, burd? wut burd?
Sufferin Succotash !!!
He floo into mah mouf.
whatever U sayz kitteh
Kan I keep heem?
Didz u sai keep or eat?
um… bof?
U can’t has ur burd and eat it too!
r yu shure?
persunallee, ai alweyz thot that teh contents uv teh tummeh is inklooded in yer posesshuns.
Yabbut, when teh time comes to, um, liquidate ur assets, tummeh contents are the first to go.
troo troo.
ahem….a momunt uf yur tiem?
Duz u wannt tawk bout Amway or Ceiling Cat?
ore ar yu sellin sumthin? liek vakyooms, ensyklopeedeus, lonmowin, gurlskowt kuukees?
I heer dat gurlskowt kuukees aer beim mayde wib catnip, tu increes sayles.
ore r yu sellin sumthin lyk:
Avon
Boiscout popcornz
Crismas kardz
D…
she’s whispering to her naybur about yoo
Pik a liddel, talk a liddel, cheep cheep cheep! Talk a lawt, pik a liddel moar . . .
O hai gremlin Ur liddel kitteh is splortilishus!
has Uz named himz?
Yes, hez kyoot, izznt he? Teh kyoot is whut he wayrs as a weppun. When he duz sumthin trooly bad, he putz on that kyoot armor and is lyke – Ohai. Just meh here, yor kyoot liddel tabbi-boi wit teh luvlee whyt paws!
Himz naym is Dexter. Teh beeg orinj kitteh is/was (sorprise!) teh original Gremlin.
I luvs seein peeppulz kittehs! Why duzzint moar cheezpeeps inkylood pikshors uv yorselvs? I luvs seein whut cheezpeeps luk lyk!
B caerfull wot u wish fur!
ai lyk seein picz tew.. .. butz
ai spoz itz teh wantin tu b anominus…
tu blend in.. b 1 ov d crowd.. Win dares
no pics…tharz jus de meetin ov minez
n ai lyk dat tu
*sings wif gremlin*
Gud…nite…Tweetee…
Gud…nite…Tweetee…
Gud…nite…Tweetee…
We’re sad to see u go.
*cubbers mouf politlee*
*burp*
burdz, mi neo wantz.
hai, Romeow, wutz cum outta te kiln lattely??
Oh mah gudness, PercyCat!
Duz u hab ur kitteh spy cam on meh, or a memry liek a steel trap?
I didn’t member mentioning ennyfing bout playin in clay.
*opens kiln door*
Oooooo…shiny!
Romeow…ai lubs teh piks uv yer kitteh tryin to steel off yer plate.
Thankfully mai kitttehs hav nawt tried dat yet !!
U menchunnd dat on wun ov yur lols..
n i luv tu play wif de clay stuffs…
akshully gawt credit n kolij 4 it!
dat wuz las tyme tho…keep tellin self
dat am goin tu get awheel..
wheel sum dai…kik r lectric??
mmmmmshiny…aquabloogreen…
OK PercyCat, nao I kno u has teh kitteh spy cam.
I maded sum noo glazes dis semester…bloo celadon, green celadon, and
*dramatic music*
aquabloogreen celadon!
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Member u can still do slab building and hand building before u gets ur wheel.
Tiz jus mi favrit culur, datz all.
(lyk turqcoyz, birfstoan, adn de aqua
bloo waturz off teh coast ov FL n AL)
*turnzoffkittehspycam*
Oh yeah, thas rite..i did sum ov mi
werst werk usin dat methud…
I steil hav a byootiful set ov sage
green mixin bowlz maid bi sumwun
ells whoo wuz relly gud at it, dat ar
luvlee tho! Taht iz high on mi 2du
lizst win i git teh prahvurbeal roun
thangy.
Fanks fur turnin off teh kitteh spy cam.
*LCB appears outta nowheres*
Shiny? *yoink*
OW! Hothothothothot!
I can has unguent?
**snerk**
Hadda luk “unguent” up…..
Izznt that an annymyule wit hoofs? An unguent?
Ooh, I noes, I noes! It *iz* an unguent, which is sum kind uv horse!
Urgent unguent urgent unguent!
**hik..hik..hik***
Oh,man,u bedder bak up!
Dis iz gonna be teh MUDDER uv awl hareballs !!
*Launch sequence activated*
Oh, kitteh. Wouldn’t u rather play a nice game of chess?
We starts owt at Def-Nom 5 . . .
Kitteh iz getting teh code to the Gushi Fud Safe.
Wun Too Free Fur Fibe! Da combinayshun beez Wun Too Free Fur Fibe? Dat beez da stoopidest combinashun eber!
teh kittehs taht cawld mi mahm wuz kuntri katz n
wer gud enuff tu du dat owt ov dorz…nawt n teh
howse r ebn ahn de pourch. ai gavum dat hrbl
stuff n de toob adn buttah tu halp wif dat alzo.
(eeck, u r teh byootimus n so tin, thaz mi mum
cumn owt..ebn tho i am nawt so tin ne mor..she
steill wans tu feed…thatsa mahma fur ya!)
Ai gabe up awn teh hairball suff inna toob prettee early….bak wen ai onlee had 2 kittehs!
Iz nawt hareballs dat bother me so much…iz wen kittehs eet too fast & throw up half their bodee wayte in Iams !!!
Yikes! “I have no response for that.”
(i am 1 ov de few peeps hu lykd de
joe vs the volcano moovee)
lolz!
for some reesun the sunkist worshippers struck me funny, and I cuddnt stop laffin at that part….
I LUVS JOE VS TEH VOLKANO!!! ITZ WUN UV MAH FAYVRIT MOVIES!
OK, I settels daown nao. We kan trayd movie lyons sumtiem?
ai hav a bwrain clowd.
hareball inna toob? majer pleh…
ai jus yoose vaseleen awn mai kittehs paws durin sheddin seesun- yu has to werk it into teh paws tho, or they just flikks it off.
Hareball inner toobs?
Boi, yoo peeps got a strayng idear uf whut “summer fun” orta be! Imagine! Inner toobs mayd uv hayrballs – snert! – they’d sink under yoo on yor furst run daown teh ribber.
*but thatz petroleumjelli, nawt wan nom*
(gawtz extry sof pawz tho i magin)
On d ottur han, had mi shar ov VixVapoRub
n i am steel heer…..
az RosannRozannaDanna sez:
…Nebburmind…
Eeck, if ur kittehs eet too fast, try spreading their fuds out on a cookie sheet. They won’t be able to gobble as fast that way.
Oh,I’m sure Christy would still Hoover it up !!
Well, there’s ur problem. Just take teh vacuum cleaner away from her!
**sigh**
Wuddint dat be nyce if she CULD uze teh vacuum ??
One less chore fer me !!!
LOL — dat happenz in owr howse tew — xcept it’s usually Friskies.
Which is odd, becaws u feeds them Fancy Feast.
mmm, ai tank yu fur teh deelishus snak…
(Ai luvs tu watch kittehs kleen ther faisez lyk tihs)
yas. dere is somfing elegunt an culturd abowt teh way dey wash demselfs. u know, grasefulll, liek most fings dey do.
grasefulll kittehs rool!!!
kittehz beez very mannurful and courteous
except when dey herez Uz open a canz of gooshie fudz
ore at 3am wen teh invisibull olimpicks start.
den dey is lyke stampeding mongol hordes
Datz wen teh kitteh deemunz startz deyr nefarious chasingz.
Zoom Zoom Zoom
Ahem, Ahem…
Umbridge kitteh bout tu anownce noo roolz tu Hoggiewartz stoodentz!
O hai Tribblez how is Uz
we beez cheezfrenz nowz!
Has U seed mah kittehs in deh profilez?
Ohai two_kittehs! Yez, eye sawded ur kittehs! Dey berri pretti. Dey boi’z or gurlz?
Fanks Tribble..
Oranj kitteh is the gurl kitteh
and tiger kitteh is the boy kitteh
Aww, datz nize. Dey seem tu getz alawng, layin onna bed tugedder sharin a sunbeam.
dat’s the way mine luk til they realize they’re next to eech other…then alluvasudden it’s, Wut r YOO doin here?? followed by swatfest.
yesh dey gets along but they has dere fare share of
fites 2, started mainly by the boi kitteh
hissey spitey swat swat, dey does dat
I fink it ar play fiting since dey dosent hurt each odders
but it can luk purteh feroshus
Trib !!!!!!
We haz nawt been awn here at teh sayme tyme in ages!!
Awesum commint & HP ref…..
Click awn my profile & go to mai pics…has 2 pikturs frum teh Star Trek eggsperience in Lost Wages!!
wow the klingon dude ar huge!
Had teh platform boots awn !!!
Uz or deh klingon?
*snerk*
Ai needed sum to stand next to that guy !!
I ar petite 2, only 5ft 3
short girls rule!
Ai’ve got you by a whole inch (5ft 4).
Uz ar a heightist
may beez I getz stend’s hair style to add inchez
to mah frame, then Iz will be taller then Uz
so there
:snerk
Den ai will get a Maree Anto-nett wig and be taller dan U agin !!!!
I will werez heels, umm may be stilts
oh well I gibes up
I may be tineh but I ar feroshus
Meh too, meh too! Rawr! I ar 5 foot 2 inches – mah boyfrend kawls me “Smallie”
eeck! How kewl wuz it?? Dat clingon lukz angree! Whut u wuz drinkin? I lub dat glazz, WANT!!!
Drinkee iz cawled a Borg Sphere….had melon liquer & lots uv uther gud stuff !!
U culd aktually buy teh glass…wuz annother $10 or so(drink wuz $15).
Did nawt want to risk tryin to get it home on teh plane !!
de aweder ov te feenix wuz bes ebr…imo…du u
tink “Luna Luvgud” wuz homij tu ahstin powurz??
Eye tink uff Luna az da gurl dat nebber cood qwite fit in @ skewl. Shee wanted tu bee herselves, an not just phollow da crowd.
ai wand tu c mor ov hur… dint reed de book..
iz hur kariltur mor, mor n de plaht dare??
buks r way beddur tahn muvies… IMHO best is teh audiobuks readed by Jim Dale. he is teh awesum!!
Izz moast awsumm tu lissen tu onna looong kar trip!
Wut ah grate ideah!!
jus happin tu b gon du dat
…sundee tu floidah frum heer
bout seex ours… noew, whar tu git..
don kno iffin cracker barrul wud hav dat
r ebn if day stilldu dat..rent de cdz.
mus cahl..notz tu sef…
do you needs a cough drop?
I needs a tishu
Gesundheit!
bless U
lulz i can do that
*hands tissue and cough drop for the record*
:wipes nose, eats cough drop
fanks sarahbear Uz is kind
eye miss da burrgers too
Hi all teh cheezpeeps
long time, no lol
Lolnascar….wher u bin ?????
LOLNASCAR!!
*runs up, hedbonks*
How was Daytona??
awesum!!!
but jr didnt win
oh sowry!
but hope dotter had an awesome time!
she a bit overwhelmed!! lolz. but she did gud, had queshunz rittin down. We got to talk with him for bout 20 minutes…was grate akshully!!
An by teh way…ai LUBS teh pics awn yer site !
Ai iz a big NASCAR fan !!
fanks eeck,
been busy summar so far. an I cant get proper loltime to vizit with u all
Hay LN, grate to see U!!!1!
Atlantik Citteh Kitteh blows on teh dyce fur gud luk . . .
babee needz nu katnip!
FTW !!!
haha…pun intendid!
ahem…AHEM! My theory…….
Nobuddy gets mai obskure Monty Python refrinse?
Anywon? Anywon?
an nao mai theory, a theory wich is mine….
AHEM. My theory about teh brontosaurus. AHEM! Mai theory wich is mine, and wich goes as follows. AHEM!
YAY!!! Thanks, mamarosa!
A Theory by Anne Elk (Miss)
Awl brontosauruses R thin at 1 end, much, much thicker in teh middles and then thin again at teh far end.
iz sooo nawt relevant to mai intrists.
Mai nawt sekkund kitteh ov mai lifetiems lookeded liek dis kitteh, wif teh duble blaze.
Ai still misses mai kitteh ov 16 years of lifes.
{{mamarosa an her kitteh}} yoo never furgets a fur-ball whut stole yor hart . . .
Trying WAY too hard.
And my friend’s cat lived to 25. Pretty crazy, huh.
I love that this site completely supports illiteracy.
Teaching the youth to speak like a bunch of crack heads. =]
LOL
Cat heds? U callin us cat heds?
Ai can’t reads dis post. Itz in a stranje leng….langau….tongue.
Can sumbudy plz tranzlate?
kthxbai
Mos chillinz start out spellin phonectikully
)
anywayz! So weave cum full circul havint
wee? Hav u no cents ov hoomur??
(takes wun 2 no wun…
prisiselee, weze goin bak to teh daze uv grade skool- an fore those uv us that is teechers, this akshullee makes ower literasee klasses makes moar cents and givs us happee thots wen we sees teh misspellt papers (insted uv teh ‘dis kid is stoopy, taht we wuz tawt wen we wuz in gradeskool).
Ahem. Mai hed duz NAWT hav teh crackz.
…
*gets owt spray boddul of Scents uv Humour*
thanx nightshayde,
ai furgawt bout ahl de
stuff aht han …*spritz…spritz…spritz*
ooh, itz gawt lil sparkully nannitez innit…
(gonna git Viki n sumbodeez elsez tu)
Yah, I luv this site too! We awl coem here fur diffrent raisons. In mah opinyun, it tayks an Engerlish mayjor to *trooly* manhandle teh punkshuwayshun an dangle a participant. Um, ay rezembils that remawrk, LOL!
Shuddint dat be “dongle’ a participant ??
Eech uv us must chews him or her weppun uv choyce!
Yoo say potayto, I say potahto!
Yoo say dongle, I say dangle!
ai aisle steel teh bakun!
*pulls teh dangles/dongles*
Camille Kitteh sez taht her iys iyndyspohsed;
cud her haz a layce-edgid hankurchif tuu coff iyntu, pleez??
Awlsoe, her nawt receebyng vysyturs tudaiy;
Wut her haz mite bees kuntaiguus;
CK puttez paw tuu faurhed iyn a dehlikate swooon;
lies bak onna chayse lawngechayre
Her bees nawt laung foar tihs whirld, her sez; ( her feigns iyllniss prittee guud!!)
Her sez she hoeps her laysts at leest untyl suhppertiem!!!!!
datz luvlee cheshirekittehkat…
oooh, teh trajudee…
oooh, teh forlornittee…
(luvd dat wun..bt speshully Rebecca)
well mannered kitteh awaits da arrival of da royale cheezburger.
i hope da kitteh gives da cheezburger a magestic NOM!!1!
yay!
du kitteh woncheez burger!!
NE1 Ls notice taht black arear ub nosie luks kinda like hyoomin noes?
i think she misses her nails and the last part of her digits that were taken with them.
Wellmannered cat; she coffs in paw, sneezes on me.
………….lol i guess (non really)