Comments on: Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat

By: icefaerie95

icefaerie95 — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:47:49 +0000

OOOH! *nomnomnom*

By: SASUKESGIRL

SASUKESGIRL — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:21:42 +0000

OMG PATRICK AWESOME LOL UR LOL ROCKS MAN

By: SASUKESGIRL

SASUKESGIRL — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:15:10 +0000

lol remember caturday an keeps it lazy LOL

By: Icelegs

Icelegs — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:18:58 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahalolhahahaharoflhahahaha

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:46:45 +0000

This is so cute. I love this website

By: Lilly

Lilly — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:56:13 +0000

LOL tat funny

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:21:01 +0000

yew can say dat again.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:57:37 +0000

Rassen frassen stoopee dubble-poastin Werdpretzel reelee … um … inhaylz kwiklee

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:55:39 +0000

Ohai, Patrik! Grate Bill Kawzbee adaptayshun 4 ICHC! Berree kreeaytiv! Elebentee cheezburgerz 4 U!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:55:38 +0000

Ohai, Patrik! Grate Bill Kawzbee adaptayshun 4 ICHC! Berree kreeaytiv! Elebentee cheezburgerz 4 U!

By: Elisheva

Elisheva — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:32:13 +0000

hai! Dat New Wurld Translashun Bible. I no dat bible.

By: SUperMiaw

SUperMiaw — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:49:32 +0000

Enough with the religious connotations pls?

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:12:39 +0000

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Patrick, FTW, FTW, FTW; THIS IS THE BEST LOL I HAVE SEEN WRITTEN ON ICHC!!!

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By: SealOfThunder

SealOfThunder — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:37:53 +0000

teh kitteh iz licke awwwsum an teh hole ting mackez me giglle

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:22:59 +0000

Dere b a kitteh bai teh naym ov Noahkitteh, bilded an ark. Ebbrywun noes him bilded an ark, u c. Wut Noahkitteh do? Him bilded an ark. But bery foo hoominz or kittehs noes teh convo dat Noahkitteh n Ceilingcat had. U c Noahkitteh b n hims kitteh condo, sawin awai, him wuz maykin a foo fings 4 hims hoam dere. Him b gud carpntr.

Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: (sawin lawgz)
Ceilingcat: NOAHKITTEH!
Noahkitteh: Sum1 cawlded meh?
Ceilingcat: NOAHKITTEH!!
Noahkitteh: Hoo b dat?
Ceilingcat: I b teh ceilingcat, Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Ware r u? I b gud.
Ceilingcat: Ai can has an ark? plzkthxbai
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Wuts an ark?
Ceilingcat: U can has sum wud…bild it 300 kyoobits bai 80 kyoobits bai 40 kyoobits
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Wuts a kyoobit?
Ceilingcat: Lemme c…a kyoobit b…ai usd tu noes wut a kyoobit b…wel u no worreez bout dat Noahkitteh. Wen u bilded it, go owt n2 teh whirld n u can has awl teh animuls ov teh whirld bai tooz, boianimul n gurlanimul, n put dem n teh ark.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Hoo b dis, rly? Wuts goin awn? Y u want tu do awl dese straynj fings?
Ceilingcat: Ai wil dstroi teh whirld.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Is ai awn Kanded Kamra? Hao u gonna do it?
Ceilingcat: Ai wil mayk it rayn 4 one thousand!!!!!! daiz n drown em ryt owt.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Lissen tu dis: U wil sayv teh waturz. U can has rayn 4 40 daiz n 40 nytz n wayt 4 teh soourz tu bak up.
Ceilingcat: RYYYYYYYYT.

Wut wuld b teh effekt ov an ark awn teh avrij naybur? Nao, heer b a kitteh goin tu wurk, 7 oclok n teh moarnin. Noahkittehs nekstdor naybur n him c teh ark.

Noahkitteh Naybur: Ohai! U up dere!
Noahkitteh: Wut u want?
Noahkitteh Naybur: Wut iz dis?
Noahkitteh: It b an ark.
Noahkitteh Naybur: OIC. I can has u gittin owt ob mai dryvwai? I has tu go tu wurkz! Lissen, wut dis fing 4 newayz?
Noahkitteh: I no can telz u LOLZ.
Noahkitteh Naybur: I can has eben just lil hint?
Noahkitteh: U want hint?
Noahkitteh Naybur: Plzkthxbai.
Noahkitteh: Hao lawng u can treds waturz?

Cors Noahkitteh had a hek ov a jawb rly. Him had tu go owt n kolekt awl teh animuls n teh whirld, bai 2z. 2 moskeetoz, boi or gurl, n him had tu tel teh bunnehs “onlee 2, onlee 2, onlee 2.” So we fynd Noahkitteh pulin up teh far frum furst 2 animulz, 2 hipoz n himz rly n a hurree tu git dem up coz himz afrayd Ceilingcat wil cawl him n aks him tu du sumfin els n himz nurvz b shawt. Dis b wun hek ov a jawb 4 a kitteh 600 yeerz old. So we fynd him pullin up teh 2 last hipoz and of cors Ceilingcat duz cawl him dere.

Noahkitteh (to teh hippos): Com awn fat hippoz huree up! Com awn wil u plz?
Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: Wut? Wut u want!
Ceilingcat: U has tu tayk wun ov dese hippos owt n bring n anuvver wun!
Noahkitteh: Y?
Ceilingcat: U has 2 boihippos daon dere n u need wun boihippo n wun gurlhippo.
Noahkitteh: I no bring n nuthin! U chaynj wun ov dem!
Ceilingcat: Com awn, u noes I no wurk dat wai.
Noahkitteh: Wel ai b sikntyrd ov dis n ai has had enuff ov dis stuff ai bin wurkin awl dai n ai bin wurkin 4 daiz n daiz ai b sikntyrd ov dis
Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh?
Noahkitteh: Yeh?
Ceilingcat: Hao lawng can u tred waturz?
Noahkitteh: Yeh, wel I has nooz 4 u. I b sikntyrd ov dis hol mes! Teh hol nayborhuds owt dere lol’in at meh! Dey awl havin a grand tym at gud old old Noahkitteh dere. I went owt dere at mai best frend Laree. “I b tawlkin tu Ceilingcat, Laree.” Laree sed “Orly?” I sed “Yeh, yeh. Ceilingcat, Laree, Laree, Ceilingcat.” U walkd awf lol’ing n I heer em awl lol’ing at meh! U noes I onlee wun n dis nayburhud wif an ark? Ppl arownd heer lol’ing! Pikit syns, walkin up n daon! I b sikntyrd ov dis stuf heer, ppl walkin arownd heer, “Hao r u Tarzan? Haoz ebbryfing up dere?” Sikntyrd ov dis mess heer! U spozd tu noes awl n c awl! U let meh go owt dere n breeng n a mommeh lolephant! I has no manyooul 4 delivury or nuthin! Never tolded meh teh fing b a mommeh! “Dere b gud old Noahkitteh waytin underneef teh lolephant dere!” Brrrrroooooooooom! Ryt awn tawp! Sikntyrd ov dis mes heer! Had enuff awl dis stuf! 4 u runnin arownd. U spozd tu noes awl n c awl! Lyk I sed b4! U let meh go owt dere n du awl dis stuf heer! U nevvur even lukd n teh bottum ov dat ark! Has u lukd daon dere? No? Hooz gonna kleen up dat mes daon dere?
Meh, dats hoo! I tel u Ive had enuff ov dis stuf! I tel u wut I gonna do: I b letin awl dese animulz owt n Im gonna burn daon dis ark n Im gonna tu Floreeda sumware coz u dun nothin! I b sikntyrd ov awl dis mes, u foolin arownd n u havent dune nuthin!

*Sowndz ov tundurz n raynz*

N u got it rainin. Dis nawt b a shaowur, iz it? Ok Ceilingcat, me n u ryt? Coz I noo it awl teh tym!

By: Dushkin

Dushkin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:52:21 +0000

in b4 teh “dis iz offunsiv 2 meh ;_;”

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:05:29 +0000

Shore! Nawt sure how tu emayl thru dis systum – ebun iffen yu can – but iffen you email me at imipak@yahoo.com adn let me noe wat sorts ob thyngs yu’d lyke me tu tell yu abowt, I’d be happi tu tell yu wat I noe.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:01:01 +0000

HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!

I has a surprise furr u!

I heard dat u wur verreh nice an gabed our rhsb sum free lolyur advises wen hur habbin hard time. Dat beez
verreh kind harted ub u. I not noe u well, so I maded u a speshul birfday photoshop
based on wutt I DOO noe!! I wurked muchlee wiff mah not verreh good
fotoshoppy hoofees, so I hopes u like it!! (*grumbulls* mah clumbsee hoofees,
let meh show u dem….)

http://www.tinyurl.com/5bhfyy

(sorreh bowt teh repoast…furgot about teh WP nomming rule ub teh URLsss….)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:59:28 +0000

HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!

I has a surprise furr u!

http://tinyurl.com/5bhfyy

By: George guy

George guy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:05:56 +0000

Teh jookittehs, teh cat-olicks, and protestkittehs awl enoomerate dem diffurntlee.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:20:47 +0000

*snurt*

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:29:35 +0000

As teh lorde kitteh saiz, sew moat it bee.

Prayz bee 2 Ceiling Cat!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:25:05 +0000

Wif lotsa cheezburgerz!

By: Toia

Toia — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:19:33 +0000

Happeh Bdai MaryMary!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:09:58 +0000

ooh hoo……….. ai can haz strike outs………. an nawt ebben plai bazball

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:09:08 +0000

ai can haz praktis? ~~cheap~~

By: jd

jd — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:58:48 +0000

Xanex
Yoggurt-flavured coff drops
Zyprexa

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:54:44 +0000

fanx Janet! i be saving up my munnees fr my next literasee projekt-mebee Columbiya if i can eat my wheetees to can has strenf to go see da Wizurd o Oz adn can has moar kurraj…Colombya seamzpartikularlee skerree to me.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:51:10 +0000

don’t to be forgettin teh ParabLols…

By: SarahD

SarahD — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:30:56 +0000

OMG! Mai mommeh and I wur jus lukkin at owr Bibuls teh othur day an compaering hoals an rips an shreds maed by teh kittehs obur teh yeers. Owr kittehs lubbbbbs to eets teh Bibul.
Kitteh not lib by gushifud aloan, u noes.
Plus it maeks a lublee rippeng sownd.

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:21:01 +0000

By: Patticat

Patticat — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:10:50 +0000

Iz noo heer too. Bin lurkin adn laffin a lotz. Iz starten to mek frenz.but haz a hard tyme bein braiv enuf to makez commints. Mai dautter sayz iz an e-tard, sew mebbe dis commint nawt comin owt rite. Ai luvz all the frendlee cheezpeeps dat tawk bout the kitehs and teh lolz. Dis is the bestest site eber!

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:32:08 +0000

Oh Aahz, dat izz sew sad. Izz hard tu c sumting lyke dat an no dat sumwun’s pet not gonna cum home tunite.
{{{{Aahz}}}} {{{{famblee dat losted pet}}}}

By: Tribble

Tribble — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:24:43 +0000

Daw sew phunnie! Eye nebber seen FSM b 4!

By: The Pope

The Pope — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:57:54 +0000

http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=14585744103&success=2&failure=0#/group.php?gid=14585744103&ref=share

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:59:44 +0000

Shure Himz duz — Himz maydid da jiraff, da awstrich, n da duk-billd platteepuss, dint Himz?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:57:12 +0000

I haz uh big sad. Awn da wai bak 2 werkz aftur lunchiz, I seen uh orinj kitteh inna rode… Wite fuzzee tummee n awl… Messtid up mai afturnune…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:53:57 +0000

“Ifn U woan livz bai da LOL, U shall dy bai da LOL”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:52:03 +0000

Iz happeetaylz U liekz it, sweetpea! I dunno Y I nawt finkz uv Noo Inter-CAT-shun-LOL Vershun — datz sew purr-fekt!
…
Hmmmm… We naow noez da 10 Commanmintz uv CeilingCat. Wat uvver stoareez r dere inna NICSLV? Derez:
Da Gardin uv EATIN (n Nappin)
Joesif n da LOLCAT uv minnee kulerz
Da Towur uv BabLOL
CC’s Kittehz n Eejipt (“Let mai kittehz LOL”)
Da Wawlz uv JerikLOL
Dayveed n GoLOLath
SoLOLmun’z TempLOL
Da ParabLOLz uv CeilingCat’z ownlee Kitteh (“gilding teh liliesofthefield” iz wun uv da parabLOLz)
Da Letturz uv PAWl
Da Lion uv Jooduh

By: tidmum

tidmum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:45:08 +0000

Mah Unkle Ray was noed as ‘Rainbow’ all his lyfe -he wuz awl cullers ob teh rainbow wen him wuz borned,after a berry long an tuff labour.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:40:41 +0000

Momkat had a frend named “Patience.” Patience’s momkat was apparently in labor a LAWWWWNG tiem — Doktur kep tellin her to “have patience.” So wen bebbeh *finally* wuz born, she was naymed “Patience.”

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:38:16 +0000

Ai did nawt noe ai wuz inspurrayshunal. Yew just gaev meh a happee!!!
*sniff* *wiepz small teer frum eye*

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:37:17 +0000

very funny!HAHaHA

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:31:31 +0000

Hippo birdees 2 ewes, marymary! Minnee gud thotz n hedbonkz 2 U 2dai!
4 ur pressint: wun lawng-handlded seelvur spune, ingrayvded wif ur naym n dekorumrayted wif awl kyndza pirtee cloiso… kloyz… payntin-bai-hand artwerkz. Injoi ur parfay n minnee, minnee moar!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:24:06 +0000

Happitayl birfday, Marymary! An menny happy returnses, too.

*dans dans dans*

By: tidmum

tidmum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:11:15 +0000

Urpy belleh stopping pills
Vitamins
Warticon
X…

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:06:45 +0000

Ai think CC lieks jokes.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:06:05 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:05:08 +0000

Hai there! When do we getz to see a pikchoor ov teh “nooer” yoo???

An waht CHARMING liddle blak kittehs yoo have! Tehy luk a liddle bit laik mai Fiona. She’s also a small silkee blak kitteh. Wif a very hai “mew”

By: Vichyssoise

Vichyssoise — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:01:20 +0000

That was cool how you made everything small and it was in a list i wish i knew how to do that