Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat
Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat
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an teh elebenf iz doan get cawt
an teh 12th iz let uz all hoo havn’t yet dun so, wish marymary a moast happy birday tomorrow!
She iz going away fur hur burfday, so tdoay iz teh day we must sing to her.
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER marymary ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
An may yoo hav lots ov dun tomorrow. an we will bee heer thinking ov yoo!
happy birfday marymary!
oahi PMu, yoo finally came bak from the NB!
an Happy Birthday to marymary (qwitecontrary?)
Happee Burfdai Marymary! Hoap u haza phun dai!
Wif lotsa cheezburgerz!
Yiss, Happi birfdai marymary!
Happitayl birfday marymary
Have a wunnerful day.
♫ ♫ Happy Birfdai Marymary!
I try anovver caek.
.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i
l~`~`~`~`~l
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**claps floofy paws**
Berry prettee cayke.
HAPPY BIRFDAY,MARYMARY !!!!!!
Anna parfay tew go wif ur prezzunt– a CHRG(w/doi) dekkrayted wif sparklerz an moosikul noatz!
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wow, yu is gud.
zb, Ai lubz teh caek adn teh parfay. Dey are beyootimus adn sew deelishus lukking. Enneebuddy gotta spoon?
Hippo birdees 2 ewes, marymary! Minnee gud thotz n hedbonkz 2 U 2dai!
4 ur pressint: wun lawng-handlded seelvur spune, ingrayvded wif ur naym n dekorumrayted wif awl kyndza pirtee cloiso… kloyz… payntin-bai-hand artwerkz. Injoi ur parfay n minnee, minnee moar!
OOOH! *nomnomnom*
heppe heppe bwirthdai!
Yu has a happi burfdai tomorroe – Ai has teh hangober for yu toodai!
Whut yoo been doin?
Dey wuz porin ginantonic in herz hedd yestidai 2 temt her brane sells bakk after a splort…..
Ginantonniks??
I fancied a drinky tewnite-awl i has left in may stash cubberd is a boddle ob gazzillion purcent prufe paint stripper thinly dis gyzed as spannish brandee
a boddle ob jd-pleh!
A unoped boddle ob Canadiyun wiskey-do nawt lyke
an a boddle ob Gluwein.
Hmmmm…. *gets sosspan owt an pors in teh gluwein…..simmer simmer..
bin tehre; drank taht!
Doin it nao!!
Icudda had a martini rosay- flippin pigs drank mah lemmunayde :angry:
Wots gud for a hangober?
Drinkin lawts teh nite Bfor!
Happi birfday! Hoep yu’re gowing sumwere fun!
Happey burtdeh!! Weeeeee…Wiir gonna partey lieks it’s ur burtdeh.. \:D/
Thankee, thankee, thankee. U hab noe i-d-uh hao mush ur gud wishez adn happeetail thots meen tu mii. U r awl such gud frenz tu hab. *sniff, wypes awai teh teerz ob joi.* Ai gibs a hugz tu u awl.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai marymary, I iz late but have a grate burfdai and fun in willyumsberg!!
Happitayle birfdai tomorrow- you wii be near me if in Williamsburg! hope weather be beddar then last few dayze for yuu!
Happitayl birfday, Marymary! An menny happy returnses, too.
*dans dans dans*
Happeh Bdai MaryMary!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!
I has a surprise furr u!
I heard dat u wur verreh nice an gabed our rhsb sum free lolyur advises wen hur habbin hard time. Dat beez
verreh kind harted ub u. I not noe u well, so I maded u a speshul birfday photoshop
based on wutt I DOO noe!! I wurked muchlee wiff mah not verreh good
fotoshoppy hoofees, so I hopes u like it!! (*grumbulls* mah clumbsee hoofees,
let meh show u dem….)
http://tinyurl.com/5bhfyy
HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!
I has a surprise furr u!
I heard dat u wur verreh nice an gabed our rhsb sum free lolyur advises wen hur habbin hard time. Dat beez
verreh kind harted ub u. I not noe u well, so I maded u a speshul birfday photoshop
based on wutt I DOO noe!! I wurked muchlee wiff mah not verreh good
fotoshoppy hoofees, so I hopes u like it!! (*grumbulls* mah clumbsee hoofees,
let meh show u dem….)
http://www.tinyurl.com/5bhfyy
(sorreh bowt teh repoast…furgot about teh WP nomming rule ub teh URLsss….)
congregatshunal rats, Annipus… enny speshul requests from top spot?
drinks, dance, improvisashunal comedee??
Ai cud do wiv sum comedee 2 dai, Ai haz a bit uv a sad – dunno wye jus wun uv doez daiz.
*jentlee skritches annipuss behind teh eerz*
…
Ennee beddur nao, annipuss?
FangQ nightshade dats nies. Ai espekt just bein heer will halp – it yooshully duz.
An yscreem! Yscreem halps a lawt!
Ai jus wented an got a glass uv whine. Dat mite halp 2!
Defnitly!
poor, poor annipuss. {{{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}}
*tapdances, then slips and falls in teh sink*
I say, I say, I say, wen iz a nom nawt a nom?
Wen it’s a nombur.
I say, I say, I say, wat bowt du yu get wen a kitteh wisks an egg?
A cat-a meringue.
FangQ fangQ doan cawl uz ……
Hey, mai jowks shud kill depreshun. Dey kill eberyfing else.
*shreekz wif laffter*
Annipuss, I hope being heer givz u a happe liek it duz me!
*cane reeches owt and drags jd back behind teh curtin*
and NOW ladees and gennelmen…. how abowt sum dansing!
*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*flap step shuffle hop flap*
*toe poink*
TA-DAAAAAA!
*diskoburs teh cane iz a leftober candy cane and noms it*
Thanks leeza-b!
*snurt*
I finkso yoo iz wore owt frum awl teh CCC actibitee yessterday.
.* passes annipuss a tonic an a plate ob tastee hoammade chokklits.*
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I feeled abit lyke dat mahseff sew i wented bak to bed an red mah buk an snorgled kittehs. Wuz nyce.
Ai had 2 taek teh big shoppin bag 2 teh kemist 2 collekt mai preskripshun! Teh nummer uv boksis iz depressin!
{{{{annipuss}}}}
I jess tayked mah eebnin doses ob pills an I are rattlin…
Lessee We can tayke:
‘
Anti inflammitory
Burp stopping stuff
Calcium
D…
Dipreshun stawpin stufz
Eetin 2 much stawpin stufz (nawt da wun wat wuz band, tho)
Fealin noe payn pilz
G…
Germolene
Horse linnamint
Ikky stikky boddle ob o;d coff syrup
J..
jus’ wun mor pill pleez
killer pills (pane killin)
lozenges
m…
Mega vyteeminz
Noo pilz wat aint bin tryd yet…
Orinj pilz (hoapz deyz nawt poyzin)
P…
Purplol pillz
Qwestionable lukkin *substance*
Royal jelly capsules
S..
Stoopy pills (preventative)
Tasty pills
(Unlikelee)
(Very unlieklee)
W…
Wakey uppy pills(sew we can du moer silly lolz)
Xtra pane pills
Y ? cuz we liekz dem
Water pills
Xtra strong panekillerz
Yeest extract
Zantac
Mineralz and vitiminz pill
Nawt-sekkund-post pill
Oil (cod liver) pill
Prozac
Q…
(Ai noe teh liszt finished up there, but heer iz this nice branch down heer, so ai thot – let’s keep goin!
Q-10 pillz (coenzyme – an Auntie Oxy Dent
Robutessin – fur teh cawfff
Tylenol – fur payne
U. . .
Urpy belleh stopping pills
Vitamins
Warticon
X…
Xanex
Yoggurt-flavured coff drops
Zyprexa
Oh, adn conga rats tu Annipuss fur be en nawt second. I dans a liddle dans fur u.
happy birfdayhappy birfday, marymary, from marymery (peruvian spelling).
itz a grandold naem, eh? you can say dat again.
okays. itz a grandold naem. yup.
Fank u marymary – haz a happi bisit fur ur birfdai.
That was cool how you made everything small and it was in a list i wish i knew how to do that
Dis be teh Revised Standloled Vershun
…nawt awl skolurs agree wif dis tranzlashun.
then wich r rite?
shud we order owt for a rosey-etta stone?
roun heer, sum usez a seer stohn
Onli iffen yu want tu tayk Rosey to teh vets afta. Eeting stones izn’t gud fore kittehs.
Ai thort it wus teh Gud Mews Vershun
WIN!
Some re sent arkie logical ebidence found in teh Ded See Lols
haz unerfed catuskriptz dat in clued “and goggies” in nomber 6, and in nomber 9 the fraze “and it incriminates teh goggie”.
Ded See Lols!
Full uv Win!!1!
Itz da NIV — Noo Inter-CAT-shunal Vershun
oh, i likez it. can i modifye it to Noo InterCatshunLOL Vershun?
or is dat (to mix meta fours) gilding teh liliesofthefield which toyl nawt, neederdodeyspin, yet ,Solol mon in allahs gloree wuz not adornded as wun ob deez…
*wandurz outside to marbel at teh liliezoteh feeld, aka, mye fruntyard*
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Hmmmm… We naow noez da 10 Commanmintz uv CeilingCat. Wat uvver stoareez r dere inna NICSLV? Derez:
Da Gardin uv EATIN (n Nappin)
Joesif n da LOLCAT uv minnee kulerz
Da Towur uv BabLOL
CC’s Kittehz n Eejipt (“Let mai kittehz LOL”)
Da Wawlz uv JerikLOL
Dayveed n GoLOLath
SoLOLmun’z TempLOL
Da ParabLOLz uv CeilingCat’z ownlee Kitteh (“gilding teh liliesofthefield” iz wun uv da parabLOLz)
Da Letturz uv PAWl
Da Lion uv Jooduh
don’t to be forgettin teh ParabLols…
r u shure dese are nawt just suggestyuns??
Moar lyke guidelynez!
Urrrrrrr rite!
LOL
Arrrr, pyrite code.
Butt whi izz awl da rum gone?
so is we talking FMS instedda CC now?
my lysdecksia, let me whos u it!
FSM, I meened!
tihs wun nawt mine but ai faved it:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=470991
Eye tawkin Pyritez uff da Carrybean. Wht izz FSM?
Flying Spaghetti Monster, kinda like CC, but diffrint.
http://www.venganza.org/
Noodlier – an wif moar sauce.
Fanks fur teh linkee, leeza — dat is teh funneh!!!
Daw sew phunnie! Eye nebber seen FSM b 4!
hic * ai dunno? *hic
Eye fink wii founded da rum! kitsunerina, yr namez alsew bee Elizabeth?
nawt yooshullee.
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ai sumtaims wish mai name wuz Elysabeth tho..
sumtaims mai name gets kalled so much ai wants to skreem: “thou shalt nawt take mai name in vane”
Iffen you can fynd a playce called Vane, and say that there, it wud be eben funnier.
(Then it wud be: “thou shalt nawt take mai name in vane. In vane.”)
teh 10 “I’d rather u didnts”
Mayke it so.
i miss Pikard.
*wandres off*
*rumajs fru old VHS taeps maded frum SkyFi Channul*
Eye mii dem awl!
Wii doan’t haz caybull. Sew no skyfye channul *cry*
Butt eye heared dere izza new moovie cummin owt. Butt nott uff da old peepul. Izza pre qwill bout wen dey wuz in skewl eye finkso.
Eye MIZZ dem awl!! Not mii!
Eye must renemburr tu pruff reed!
But dat iz wut maykes cheezland so speshul….duzzint hav to spell coe…cor…
spell fings rite to be unnerstood !!!
i saw “mizz” & dint eben notice mii. Cardassyuns woods haz it easy in making me see any nomber o lites.
oh, i hazn’t had cable in about 8 years, needer. I are tooooo cheap, er stingy Thriftee. Deez taepz to wich i re furrz are waaay old. Kinda funny seeyin teh old komershulz of dotcom companeez gone blargh.
hmmm.
*wunders why strike kommand wuz not “make it sewed”*
cheap, stingyAwwww sweetpea – that iz nawt – oh deer, ai furgot hao to do teh “strike throo” – but no matterl. Taht iz nawt cheep or stingy. It iz PRUDENT! Yoo ar luking to teh fyoochuoor – when yoo may need teh munnies moar.
Tho – az a piano teechur, yoo wud nebber hav to retyre if yoo dint want to.
But yoo just needs sum frenz hoo hav cabul, an they can taype ebreething yoo want?
fanx Janet! i be saving up my munnees fr my next literasee projekt-mebee Columbiya if i can eat my wheetees to can has strenf to go see da Wizurd o Oz adn can has moar kurraj…Colombya seamzpartikularlee skerree to me.
ai can haz praktis?
cheapooh hoo……….. ai can haz strike outs………. an nawt ebben plai bazball
Nom-burr Wun…
Az it iz ritten, az it iz done.
(Izz dat whut da fareoh sayed inna moovie da 10 conmandmentz?)
I lubbed dat mobie, wit Catleton Heston, and Mewl Brenner.
“Sew let it bee ritten, sew let it bee dun.” aifinkso.
ai had old boss whut used to sya taht allatime.
Eye new it wuz summtink lyke dat. Fanks
“Ifn U woan livz bai da LOL, U shall dy bai da LOL”
I fot it were ’so let it be ritten, do let it bees done’
but I cuds be rong.. hasn’t see that wun in a LONG time!
‘Make it so’ is much eesier to rememberate.
Teh uzuwal form iz: Az it iz ritten, sew it shall bi dun.
(Non-lolspeak for a second: The word “write” and the word “rite” – as in ritual – come from the same root.)
jd – ai saw sum teim ago tath yoo doo a lot wif lang widges.
This interests mee very much. Cut yoo tell mee a bit moar about that???
Shore! Nawt sure how tu emayl thru dis systum – ebun iffen yu can – but iffen you email me at imipak@yahoo.com adn let me noe wat sorts ob thyngs yu’d lyke me tu tell yu abowt, I’d be happi tu tell yu wat I noe.
it sez nuttin bout cheezburgrs!! dats wai der gone! i haet dis new votin!!
AWwww msMeowMeow!
*pat pat pat pat pat* Ai know. ai dont think enewun laiks it. Maybee they will chanj it bak.
Heer meh! Heer meh! Teh Lord…teh Lord Jahobakitteh had gibben unto u fibteen…*drawps tablit*…Oy!…Ten! Ten Commanments 4 awl tu obay!
Mel Brooks Historee ob teh Whirld FTW!
OMG Patrick! dat wuz sew funnee! how abowt dis wun?
“yes yes i heer yoo i heer yoo. a def man can heer yoo.”
awlways obay Ceiling Cat!
Beat me to it…WIN!
Hai there!
When do we getz to see a pikchoor ov teh “nooer” yoo???
An waht CHARMING liddle blak kittehs yoo have! Tehy luk a liddle bit laik mai Fiona. She’s also a small silkee blak kitteh. Wif a very hai “mew”
Hmmm, dis kitteh bee moastly blak naow BUT luks lyke he bee turnin whyte in plaises… if he duz teh rite tings… luks lyke he gots a lawwwwng way tew go! gud ting heez got 8 moar lives! (an ai LURVES tohse PAWS!)
Hao yew noe himz nawt wite kitteh datz turnin blak?
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Besydez — kittehz uv awl kulurs an awl dekurashunz is ekwallee gud!
wellll…. yoo cud be rite, but i’z just refurring to teh way that CC is alwais showed as wite and BC alwais showed as blak.
ai haz a fondness fur teh blak kittehs maiself… whut duz taht say about mee??
Dat sez yew doan fall into teh stare-e-o-tipez an yew doan beleeb teh hype abowt “wite = good & blak = bad.”
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BTW – luv yer abatar. Is bery kyoot.
Ai awlwais fort dat blakk kittehs woz gud lukk – dis basement cat stuff iz stranj 2 me.
CC and BC ar bof orinj in reel life… awl teh pics uv tehm ar colorcoded to maek it eezee to tell tehm apart.
my abatar wuz inspyred by yorze!
thx!
Tessm, ai’m wif yuu- blak or blak’n-whyte wuns are mai favrites!
PS lub ur abatar!
is sanrio character Chococat, similar to Hello Kitty.
ai
stoledgotted teh idee frum nightshayde!Ai did nawt noe ai wuz inspurrayshunal. Yew just gaev meh a happee!!!
*sniff* *wiepz small teer frum eye*
Ceilingcat lurves teh lil kittehs
Awl teh lil kitteh ob teh whirld
Red n yello, blak n wyt
Dey b kyoot n preshun n Hims syt
Ceilingcat lurves teh lil kittehs ob teh whirld
[adds raystevens vershun]
♫everytheen is byooooooootiful, innitz own waaaayy♫
yr welcum in advanz fr teh eerwrum.
p.s. dis be a gud time to reemind teh cheezpeeps that only ornj MAUSES are teh poyzin. Ornj kittehz are nawt. Well, you mae blargh frum teh kyoot, but datz diffrunt.
I haz uh big sad.
Awn da wai bak 2 werkz aftur lunchiz, I seen uh orinj kitteh inna rode… Wite fuzzee tummee n awl… Messtid up mai afturnune… 
Oh Aahz, dat izz sew sad. Izz hard tu c sumting lyke dat an no dat sumwun’s pet not gonna cum home tunite.
{{{{Aahz}}}} {{{{famblee dat losted pet}}}}
an teh nawt sekund grate commandment is to feed teh kittehs an teh sekund is liek unto it: thou shalt plase nise wif teh uther kittehs unless wun uv teh uther kittehs wants to fite, den yu kik teh uther kittehs but.
when bad kittehs go good…
Did LCB reed dat last one ????
she wroted it!
sheze werkin awn it… hasnt got teh timing down rite tho… sumbuddee alweyz finds it missing b4 she puts it bak.
Brilliant!
Gotta kwestshun. I get teh hole Ceiling Cat ting, iz eben funnii, butt wen haz a cat EBBER wurshipped ENNYTING butt itz own self? Mai kittehs deman prayz and adu-, adtula… moar prayz. An much with teh pettingz. An gushy fudz.
…and the brushings…
…and the chasing uv toys…..
..an teh diggings up ov prized flours
…an teh eetings ob nastee stuff
….an teh filletting ob a dedder awn teh bedrume flor
…an teh mor pettins
….an teh crorlin unner teh cuvvers wiv yu in bed
…an teh yowlin in teh miggle ob teh nite for ne raisins
…and the dishing out of krunchi fuds
…and the eazy aksess to comfi sleepeen spotz
…and the fishiflavered kookies
…an teh sittin awn wutebber yu is tryin to reed
…an teh chaysin ob invissibul mawnsters, awl ober the best chynah
…an teh clymin teh kertins. An gettin stuk!
maykes me think uv mai favorite “Get Fuzzy” wher Bucky sez if kidz hasta say a plege, they shud worship hiz god too: “well, duh! ME! I worship myself!”
“and would it kill people to bring me offerings once inna whyle?”
Bucky iz wun warped kitteh — but himz is wize *sumtymez.*
Good kitteh to have awl commandmints! Ktttehs are angels wiff fur!:)
Happee Purrday MaryMary!
BESS CAPSHUN EVA!!!
(Ok, I sez dis ebrytime…)
But dis taim iz reel!
Swerz!
ai has three blak kittehs and two of dem is basement cats in training, tho i ain’t teh one trayning dem
I hadz uh frind hoo sed herz praid 4 payshunts (“Lawd, givz me payshunts, n givz it 2 me NAOW!”), sew CeilingCat sint herz Lydia “CatFrumHell”
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(“She will LEARN patience”)
I usta pray fur payshunts- den priest tole me CC sends us stuffs to learn us whut we asks fur- nao I gotz teenagers- don’t pray fur payshunts no moar!!!!
remins meh uf a storeh…
hoomin prayz 2 cc cuz his lyfe wus 2 much chaos n payn n stuff
cc said 2 hoomin, rrrrelax, lolz, cudz bee wurse.
n hoomin rrrrelax, lolz… n it wuz wurse
guess hoomin cud has basemint cat dressing up as cc…
Ai think CC lieks jokes.
Shure Himz duz — Himz maydid da jiraff, da awstrich, n da duk-billd platteepuss, dint Himz?
Momkat had a frend named “Patience.” Patience’s momkat was apparently in labor a LAWWWWNG tiem — Doktur kep tellin her to “have patience.” So wen bebbeh *finally* wuz born, she was naymed “Patience.”
Mah Unkle Ray was noed as ‘Rainbow’ all his lyfe -he wuz awl cullers ob teh rainbow wen him wuz borned,after a berry long an tuff labour.
Ceiling cat is more lenny- leeni-
Ceiling cat dun care as mush as hooman god.
Gweat one! I tink I use dees myslf.
why is my comment not being published
If yu is gnu, weirdpress lyks to fink abowt it for a wyl, maek yu fink yur post has dipareared, re-rite it, teh n post ebberyfink yu rote an maeks yu luk sillee! Weirdpress is lyk teht.
Walcom to ICHC, its nys heer!
Iz noo heer too. Bin lurkin adn laffin a lotz. Iz starten to mek frenz.but haz a hard tyme bein braiv enuf to makez commints. Mai dautter sayz iz an e-tard, sew mebbe dis commint nawt comin owt rite. Ai luvz all the frendlee cheezpeeps dat tawk bout the kitehs and teh lolz. Dis is the bestest site eber!
ur comint happen 2 can has a uri in it? u noes *quotes* aich tee tee pee n stuffs? if yesh… theyz takes a liddul wyle.
Iz OK kill if hooman tries 2 bath me?
TLDR
very funny!HAHaHA
http://www.facebook.com/editphoto.php?oid=14585744103&success=2&failure=0#/group.php?gid=14585744103&ref=share
OMG! Mai mommeh and I wur jus lukkin at owr Bibuls teh othur day an compaering hoals an rips an shreds maed by teh kittehs obur teh yeers. Owr kittehs lubbbbbs to eets teh Bibul.
Kitteh not lib by gushifud aloan, u noes.
Plus it maeks a lublee rippeng sownd.
As teh lorde kitteh saiz, sew moat it bee.
Prayz bee 2 Ceiling Cat!
Teh jookittehs, teh cat-olicks, and protestkittehs awl enoomerate dem diffurntlee.
in b4 teh “dis iz offunsiv 2 meh ;_;”
Dere b a kitteh bai teh naym ov Noahkitteh, bilded an ark. Ebbrywun noes him bilded an ark, u c. Wut Noahkitteh do? Him bilded an ark. But bery foo hoominz or kittehs noes teh convo dat Noahkitteh n Ceilingcat had. U c Noahkitteh b n hims kitteh condo, sawin awai, him wuz maykin a foo fings 4 hims hoam dere. Him b gud carpntr.
Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: (sawin lawgz)
Ceilingcat: NOAHKITTEH!
Noahkitteh: Sum1 cawlded meh?
Ceilingcat: NOAHKITTEH!!
Noahkitteh: Hoo b dat?
Ceilingcat: I b teh ceilingcat, Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Ware r u? I b gud.
Ceilingcat: Ai can has an ark? plzkthxbai
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Wuts an ark?
Ceilingcat: U can has sum wud…bild it 300 kyoobits bai 80 kyoobits bai 40 kyoobits
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Wuts a kyoobit?
Ceilingcat: Lemme c…a kyoobit b…ai usd tu noes wut a kyoobit b…wel u no worreez bout dat Noahkitteh. Wen u bilded it, go owt n2 teh whirld n u can has awl teh animuls ov teh whirld bai tooz, boianimul n gurlanimul, n put dem n teh ark.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Hoo b dis, rly? Wuts goin awn? Y u want tu do awl dese straynj fings?
Ceilingcat: Ai wil dstroi teh whirld.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Is ai awn Kanded Kamra? Hao u gonna do it?
Ceilingcat: Ai wil mayk it rayn 4 one thousand!!!!!! daiz n drown em ryt owt.
Noahkitteh: RYYYYYYYYT. Lissen tu dis: U wil sayv teh waturz. U can has rayn 4 40 daiz n 40 nytz n wayt 4 teh soourz tu bak up.
Ceilingcat: RYYYYYYYYT.
Wut wuld b teh effekt ov an ark awn teh avrij naybur? Nao, heer b a kitteh goin tu wurk, 7 oclok n teh moarnin. Noahkittehs nekstdor naybur n him c teh ark.
Noahkitteh Naybur: Ohai! U up dere!
Noahkitteh: Wut u want?
Noahkitteh Naybur: Wut iz dis?
Noahkitteh: It b an ark.
Noahkitteh Naybur: OIC. I can has u gittin owt ob mai dryvwai? I has tu go tu wurkz! Lissen, wut dis fing 4 newayz?
Noahkitteh: I no can telz u LOLZ.
Noahkitteh Naybur: I can has eben just lil hint?
Noahkitteh: U want hint?
Noahkitteh Naybur: Plzkthxbai.
Noahkitteh: Hao lawng u can treds waturz?
Cors Noahkitteh had a hek ov a jawb rly. Him had tu go owt n kolekt awl teh animuls n teh whirld, bai 2z. 2 moskeetoz, boi or gurl, n him had tu tel teh bunnehs “onlee 2, onlee 2, onlee 2.” So we fynd Noahkitteh pulin up teh far frum furst 2 animulz, 2 hipoz n himz rly n a hurree tu git dem up coz himz afrayd Ceilingcat wil cawl him n aks him tu du sumfin els n himz nurvz b shawt. Dis b wun hek ov a jawb 4 a kitteh 600 yeerz old. So we fynd him pullin up teh 2 last hipoz and of cors Ceilingcat duz cawl him dere.
Noahkitteh (to teh hippos): Com awn fat hippoz huree up! Com awn wil u plz?
Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh.
Noahkitteh: Wut? Wut u want!
Ceilingcat: U has tu tayk wun ov dese hippos owt n bring n anuvver wun!
Noahkitteh: Y?
Ceilingcat: U has 2 boihippos daon dere n u need wun boihippo n wun gurlhippo.
Noahkitteh: I no bring n nuthin! U chaynj wun ov dem!
Ceilingcat: Com awn, u noes I no wurk dat wai.
Noahkitteh: Wel ai b sikntyrd ov dis n ai has had enuff ov dis stuff ai bin wurkin awl dai n ai bin wurkin 4 daiz n daiz ai b sikntyrd ov dis
Ceilingcat: Noahkitteh?
Noahkitteh: Yeh?
Ceilingcat: Hao lawng can u tred waturz?
Noahkitteh: Yeh, wel I has nooz 4 u. I b sikntyrd ov dis hol mes! Teh hol nayborhuds owt dere lol’in at meh! Dey awl havin a grand tym at gud old old Noahkitteh dere. I went owt dere at mai best frend Laree. “I b tawlkin tu Ceilingcat, Laree.” Laree sed “Orly?” I sed “Yeh, yeh. Ceilingcat, Laree, Laree, Ceilingcat.” U walkd awf lol’ing n I heer em awl lol’ing at meh! U noes I onlee wun n dis nayburhud wif an ark? Ppl arownd heer lol’ing! Pikit syns, walkin up n daon! I b sikntyrd ov dis stuf heer, ppl walkin arownd heer, “Hao r u Tarzan? Haoz ebbryfing up dere?” Sikntyrd ov dis mess heer! U spozd tu noes awl n c awl! U let meh go owt dere n breeng n a mommeh lolephant! I has no manyooul 4 delivury or nuthin! Never tolded meh teh fing b a mommeh! “Dere b gud old Noahkitteh waytin underneef teh lolephant dere!” Brrrrroooooooooom! Ryt awn tawp! Sikntyrd ov dis mes heer! Had enuff awl dis stuf! 4 u runnin arownd. U spozd tu noes awl n c awl! Lyk I sed b4! U let meh go owt dere n du awl dis stuf heer! U nevvur even lukd n teh bottum ov dat ark! Has u lukd daon dere? No? Hooz gonna kleen up dat mes daon dere?
Meh, dats hoo! I tel u Ive had enuff ov dis stuf! I tel u wut I gonna do: I b letin awl dese animulz owt n Im gonna burn daon dis ark n Im gonna tu Floreeda sumware coz u dun nothin! I b sikntyrd ov awl dis mes, u foolin arownd n u havent dune nuthin!
*Sowndz ov tundurz n raynz*
N u got it rainin. Dis nawt b a shaowur, iz it? Ok Ceilingcat, me n u ryt? Coz I noo it awl teh tym!
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Patrick, FTW, FTW, FTW; THIS IS THE BEST LOL I HAVE SEEN WRITTEN ON ICHC!!!
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Ohai, Patrik! Grate Bill Kawzbee adaptayshun 4 ICHC! Berree kreeaytiv! Elebentee cheezburgerz 4 U!
Ohai, Patrik! Grate Bill Kawzbee adaptayshun 4 ICHC! Berree kreeaytiv! Elebentee cheezburgerz 4 U!
Rassen frassen stoopee dubble-poastin Werdpretzel reelee … um … inhaylz kwiklee
yew can say dat again.
OMG PATRICK AWESOME LOL UR LOL ROCKS MAN
teh kitteh iz licke awwwsum an teh hole ting mackez me giglle
Enough with the religious connotations pls?
hai! Dat New Wurld Translashun Bible. I no dat bible.
LOL tat funny
This is so cute. I love this website
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lol remember caturday an keeps it lazy LOL