Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat
Teh Ten Commanments of Ceiling Cat
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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an teh elebenf iz doan get cawt
an teh 12th iz let uz all hoo havn’t yet dun so, wish marymary a moast happy birday tomorrow!
She iz going away fur hur burfday, so tdoay iz teh day we must sing to her.
♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER marymary ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
An may yoo hav lots ov dun tomorrow. an we will bee heer thinking ov yoo!
happy birfday marymary!
oahi PMu, yoo finally came bak from the NB!
an Happy Birthday to marymary (qwitecontrary?)
Happee Burfdai Marymary! Hoap u haza phun dai!
Wif lotsa cheezburgerz!
Yiss, Happi birfdai marymary!
Happitayl birfday marymary
Have a wunnerful day.
♫ ♫ Happy Birfdai Marymary!
I try anovver caek.
.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i
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**claps floofy paws**
Berry prettee cayke.
HAPPY BIRFDAY,MARYMARY !!!!!!
Anna parfay tew go wif ur prezzunt– a CHRG(w/doi) dekkrayted wif sparklerz an moosikul noatz!
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wow, yu is gud.
zb, Ai lubz teh caek adn teh parfay. Dey are beyootimus adn sew deelishus lukking. Enneebuddy gotta spoon?
Hippo birdees 2 ewes, marymary! Minnee gud thotz n hedbonkz 2 U 2dai!
4 ur pressint: wun lawng-handlded seelvur spune, ingrayvded wif ur naym n dekorumrayted wif awl kyndza pirtee cloiso… kloyz… payntin-bai-hand artwerkz. Injoi ur parfay n minnee, minnee moar!
heppe heppe bwirthdai!
Yu has a happi burfdai tomorroe - Ai has teh hangober for yu toodai!
Whut yoo been doin?
Dey wuz porin ginantonic in herz hedd yestidai 2 temt her brane sells bakk after a splort…..
Ginantonniks??
I fancied a drinky tewnite-awl i has left in may stash cubberd is a boddle ob gazzillion purcent prufe paint stripper thinly dis gyzed as spannish brandee
a boddle ob jd-pleh!
A unoped boddle ob Canadiyun wiskey-do nawt lyke
an a boddle ob Gluwein.
Hmmmm…. *gets sosspan owt an pors in teh gluwein…..simmer simmer..
bin tehre; drank taht!
Doin it nao!!
Icudda had a martini rosay- flippin pigs drank mah lemmunayde :angry:
Wots gud for a hangober?
Drinkin lawts teh nite Bfor!
Happi birfday! Hoep yu’re gowing sumwere fun!
Happey burtdeh!! Weeeeee…Wiir gonna partey lieks it’s ur burtdeh.. \:D/
Thankee, thankee, thankee. U hab noe i-d-uh hao mush ur gud wishez adn happeetail thots meen tu mii. U r awl such gud frenz tu hab. *sniff, wypes awai teh teerz ob joi.* Ai gibs a hugz tu u awl.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai marymary, I iz late but have a grate burfdai and fun in willyumsberg!!
Happitayle birfdai tomorrow- you wii be near me if in Williamsburg! hope weather be beddar then last few dayze for yuu!
Happitayl birfday, Marymary! An menny happy returnses, too.
*dans dans dans*
Happeh Bdai MaryMary!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!
I has a surprise furr u!
I heard dat u wur verreh nice an gabed our rhsb sum free lolyur advises wen hur habbin hard time. Dat beez
verreh kind harted ub u. I not noe u well, so I maded u a speshul birfday photoshop
based on wutt I DOO noe!! I wurked muchlee wiff mah not verreh good
fotoshoppy hoofees, so I hopes u like it!! (*grumbulls* mah clumbsee hoofees,
let meh show u dem….)
http://tinyurl.com/5bhfyy
HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARYMARY!
I has a surprise furr u!
I heard dat u wur verreh nice an gabed our rhsb sum free lolyur advises wen hur habbin hard time. Dat beez
verreh kind harted ub u. I not noe u well, so I maded u a speshul birfday photoshop
based on wutt I DOO noe!! I wurked muchlee wiff mah not verreh good
fotoshoppy hoofees, so I hopes u like it!! (*grumbulls* mah clumbsee hoofees,
let meh show u dem….)
http://www.tinyurl.com/5bhfyy
(sorreh bowt teh repoast…furgot about teh WP nomming rule ub teh URLsss….)
congregatshunal rats, Annipus… enny speshul requests from top spot?
drinks, dance, improvisashunal comedee??
Ai cud do wiv sum comedee 2 dai, Ai haz a bit uv a sad - dunno wye jus wun uv doez daiz.
*jentlee skritches annipuss behind teh eerz*
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Ennee beddur nao, annipuss?
FangQ nightshade dats nies. Ai espekt just bein heer will halp - it yooshully duz.
An yscreem! Yscreem halps a lawt!
Ai jus wented an got a glass uv whine. Dat mite halp 2!
Defnitly!
poor, poor annipuss. {{{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}}
*tapdances, then slips and falls in teh sink*
I say, I say, I say, wen iz a nom nawt a nom?
Wen it’s a nombur.
I say, I say, I say, wat bowt du yu get wen a kitteh wisks an egg?
A cat-a meringue.
FangQ fangQ doan cawl uz ……
Hey, mai jowks shud kill depreshun. Dey kill eberyfing else.
*shreekz wif laffter*
Annipuss, I hope being heer givz u a happe liek it duz me!
*cane reeches owt and drags jd back behind teh curtin*
and NOW ladees and gennelmen…. how abowt sum dansing!
*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*flap step shuffle hop flap*
*toe poink*
TA-DAAAAAA!
*diskoburs teh cane iz a leftober candy cane and noms it*
Thanks leeza-b!
*snurt*
I finkso yoo iz wore owt frum awl teh CCC actibitee yessterday.
.* passes annipuss a tonic an a plate ob tastee hoammade chokklits.*
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I feeled abit lyke dat mahseff sew i wented bak to bed an red mah buk an snorgled kittehs. Wuz nyce.
Ai had 2 taek teh big shoppin bag 2 teh kemist 2 collekt mai preskripshun! Teh nummer uv boksis iz depressin!
{{{{annipuss}}}}
I jess tayked mah eebnin doses ob pills an I are rattlin…
Lessee We can tayke:
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Anti inflammitory
Burp stopping stuff
Calcium
D…
Dipreshun stawpin stufz
Eetin 2 much stawpin stufz (nawt da wun wat wuz band, tho)
Fealin noe payn pilz
G…
Germolene
Horse linnamint
Ikky stikky boddle ob o;d coff syrup
J..
jus’ wun mor pill pleez
killer pills (pane killin)
lozenges
m…
Mega vyteeminz
Noo pilz wat aint bin tryd yet…
Orinj pilz (hoapz deyz nawt poyzin)
P…
Purplol pillz
Qwestionable lukkin *substance*
Royal jelly capsules
S..
Stoopy pills (preventative)
Tasty pills
(Unlikelee)
(Very unlieklee)
W…
Wakey uppy pills(sew we can du moer silly lolz)
Xtra pane pills
Y ? cuz we liekz dem
Water pills
Xtra strong panekillerz
Yeest extract
Zantac
Mineralz and vitiminz pill
Nawt-sekkund-post pill
Oil (cod liver) pill
Prozac
Q…
(Ai noe teh liszt finished up there, but heer iz this nice branch down heer, so ai thot - let’s keep goin!
Q-10 pillz (coenzyme - an Auntie Oxy Dent
Robutessin - fur teh cawfff
Tylenol - fur payne
U. . .
Urpy belleh stopping pills
Vitamins
Warticon
X…
Xanex
Yoggurt-flavured coff drops
Zyprexa