why your ball never comes back
why your ball never comes back at the end of the mini-golf course
i still gif u a golf clap tho.
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Izzn’t dat posed tu bee a gopher?
Vague unintended Caddy Shak ref FTW.
Heehee!I wuz finkin da same fing RoMeow!
Wuz intended Caddy Shak refrenze!
Yays fur Caddy Shak refrenze!
Tehn nawt-sew vayg Caddyshack ref FTW, Tribble!!
“Ahm awl rite! Down’t nobuddy wurriee ’bout me!” (duz gofur wiggul dans)
Izzn’t dat posed tu bee a wind mill?
Dunno…lets tilt at it and see wut happins.
I intend to do battle wif teh giants and slay dem.
Gibs it up, Romeow. Giant-slaying iz a kwicks-otic task.
Yesh. Iz a tasq fur Donn Key-hoe-tay.
Donkey Hoe Tay is nawt, repeat nawt, related tu Kafleen’s avatar.
wut bout faire dulcie-neigh-a?
I wuddun bee so shur abowt dat.
come on,come on, give it too mei
Dat’s wat I said wen I wanted gushi fud.
Dats wat mowst peepul sa wen dey enter teh NB.
:3 :p
Meh. Doze arn’t rekugnizeded.
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But this wun iz a reel wowser!!
ai likes teh liddel beard……….
Gud morning, jamammakitteh – EEEK!!! ai just luked. ai’m nawt bloo! But ai wuz urlier – and ai just signed in – again – to mai Profile page.
NOW What!!??? LOL! ai guess ai go bak. Hmm – luk – there iz nuthing in mai URL. Wai wud it go away????? Do ai hav to put it in ebree day???
There! Ai went an got it frum mai profile. So – now – cliking – can’t luk.
*sigh ov releef* But – still – wai did it go away????
weird press mysteries………. let them show you
for awhile after ai signed in as goatherd that was what came up every time I went to comment….. then ai deleted cookies. but remember they are werking on the site and things get really strange sumtimes……. not noes wai
wutt r teh NB?
Luk at critter’s comment agin adn den thynk nawty barn.
Kitteh replaze it bye coughin upp a hairball!
won ob mai kittahs left a chewed up reel mousie for mi in teh bafroom last nite…pleh!
“You honor me with this gift. I return honor to the giver by accepting!”
taht wazzen xackly waht ai sayd wenh ai stepped awn it in teh dark but yes, ia knao it waz a bery special gift
Mai kitteh Thomas putted wun in mai splippur – an ai dint see it an put mai foot in teh slippur.
Ai did nawt laff so much! 
But ai did giv himz extry cudduls, becuz ai noo he ment to giv me sumthing “speshul.” LOL!
mai kittehs did sumfin simylarm jus not chewed up. Gud thing Maus isnt hier to reed about awl dis predatin.
i uzuali find big spyders comin up frum holez, nawt kyoot kittehs.
Stealth kitteh awaits prey stealthily
Dat kitteh muss hab a lot ov ballz.
Bah-DUM-Tisssshhhh!
U shud be clubbed for dat one.
woof.
yoo shuddn’t tees lyke taht.
But diamunds are trumps.
Manfred kitteh lyks to play wif awl kyns ob balls!!!
O deer! Ai fink ai mayd a dubbel ente… etnr … meening!
Iz Manfred a gay boi kitteh?
Nawt dat dere’s ennyfing rong wif dat.
Habs nebbur seed any gay boi kittehs. Not sure iffen da kittehs habs sex-you-all oree-N-tashun or no.
Sum gay boi peeps playz wid balls reely gud, doh. One ub my frens, he coaches deh gay rubgy teem. I wachid a vi-ee-oh ub dem playin, and deys rly Qte. Mai hubbeh cat, he usid to plai rubgy, B4 he hurted hiz nees 2 much. He sez deh iz gud plai-urs, all-sew.
Yep thr r gay boi kittehs. Mai Sam-Mad-Cat alwais in truble caus he trid to luv uther boi kittehs. Lots uv vet bills fur torn eers n nfected bites. Him wus also stray kitteh wit rikkets. So – very spensive kitteh. But he got munny wurth frum vet. Tuk it n blud. They alwais noo his pointy endz n teef.
He luvd me tho!!!!
Mah kitteh, wat beeg eyes u hab.
There’s a tiger on teh corse.
Iz it a paypur tiga? Or just teh fayce? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FEP-oJ0plI
Crouching tiger, hidden golf ball.
anRomeow! Wunz again awn a roll! LOL! A LOLROLL! Oh – sawwee – ai shudn’t hav interupted yoo!
Janet, ur BLOO!
U has 62 frenz already! U go girl!
I lub ur photo on ur profile.
Romeow, Romeow — Hau duz ai get mai abatar to sho up lik urs? Ai axd teh PTB an they tol me to get WordPres account. Mus be more tu it thn this.
Naow not evn blu!
yes yew has tew get wordpress account an upload avatar on your dashboard on wp
an tew make name blue you putz it own your wp profyle
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
oooOOOoooohhhh.
::realisashun::
i see hao it werks nao!
fank joo jamamakitty!
berry halpful.
hmm chanjd pikshur, an i wanna see if i dun did it rite. i ‘polojize for takin up spais to test.
luk at yew an yer cyoooot abatar!!! loaded quikly fer yew?
test awai, test awai……….. ai jus praktisd
strikeoutsi chanjd it on my werdpres akkownt an on mai ICHC akkownt.
wai it no worky???
well fank joo! is mai bebbeh, mojave.
but i wantid anudder wun.
i chajd it to sumfin els.
i dun noe wai it not be werkin??
aahhhh it not werking!!!!
mebbe takes liddel while
gud ideer.
i wil chek agen tomoroe.
yew mite check yer url on the wordpress profile page, 4 sum reason yer link is not werkin
wun more naggy hint……. make sure yew scroll to bottom of profile page to “update profile”
yeh i maid shur to saiv mai noo chanjes,
so dat shudn’t be teh prob.
but i wil go rechk teh url-majiggy.
oooh lukkie, yew got yer noooo abatar…………. nyce culurs!
ok lolspeak is awn paws for nao.
so i went to paste my profile url into the website thing on wordpress
and it automatically put the “http://” in it. when i click on my “blue name”
it puts 2 “http://”s in the url. i tried taking the first one out of the wordpress thing,
but it puts it right back in there. what am i doing wrong??
ughhh of all times for the interwebz gremlins to steal my
comment!!!
maybe i wrote too much for this little box.
jamamakitty, let’s start a new comment-convo
at the bottom, shall we?
Peeps gibben advis keep underestymatin mi stoopid. Ai tink GuildySpark is BriteSpark. Ai did part uv acownt rite, but myst linky. Tri agin.
Stil not ther. Wil go bak to wurkin on taxez n tri later.
put dis linkie onna wp profile page like inna pikshur, kay? yew cant be stoopy cuz we haz teh same birfdai!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-marthav/pics
yer linkie is
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-marthav/pics
put teh h t t p : // in front and no spaces………..
yew iz nawt stoopy……….. we haz saim birfdai!!!
marfa, ai postid cuppla over commints wif links innem, sew tey shud show up layder………… mebbe chek tomorrow………….
i kep sayin yer nat stoopy cus we haz teh saim birfday!!!!!
MarthaV! Keep trying! Yoo cudn’t pawssiblee hav a bigger stoopee wehn it cums to things laik this tahn ai do, but it yoo reelee wantz to, tehn ar deer frenz heer will werk wif yoo until yoo getz it rite!
It awlmost litterally took a village to get mee throo it – but look at me nal
Ai’m BLOO!!!!
Thanks to lolcatburglar, cweenmj, jamamakitty – an menee otters!
yebbutt…………no abatar yet…. wut yew lukkin 4, ai’ll find yew one
ai bees hepful cheezfren sumtimes!!
*danses happitail dans of joi* YES!! Finallee! Ai ar bloo! But lolcatburglar getz moast of teh credit. She akshullee tuk mai nayme an passwerd an did it fur mee! An put mai pkcchur choice up.
Ai still don’t know hao to do it! LOL!!!
An then cweenmj an jamamakitty did teh finishing tuches!
Yur ballz. I wantz thems.
Doez ai smehl a dubbel on-tohn-der?
Kittehs adn golf ballz – it’z cyute.
Doozurr Kitteh maykz
gawllff corse hoalz beegurrurr.
It’z wutz himz lykez 2 dooz
Doozurr Kitteh duz
nawtz need lanturn hellmutt. Himz
seez well inz t3h dawrkk
Himz no needz shubbill,
eevurr. Habz lawtza clawz 2
diggz hoalz awwwlll himz wantz
Jack.
bwavo!!!
clappity clappity!
first?
FORE!
(five)
Can a poor golfur plead teh fore-th?
That’s not the only thing the little bugger is hiding at the end of the mini golf course.
dat one was cute :3
otay, randum un-kitteh(kinda)relaited kweshun:
duz ennee uv joo eber go tew teh udder ICHC-relaited sites?
sush as, failblog an teh pundit kichin?
weeeeell i wer lukkin at sum uv teh comints,
an dey all ar so meen at thoas sitez!!!
meen comints, nastee naim-callin, cyber-haer-pullin… its so bad ober der!
SO. all dat to sai,
*i rilee luvs joo guyz!!*
iz praktikully mai udder fambly!
chokklit martoonees an ’spresso dreenks for ebberybudy!!!
I lookz at teh pickurs on Pundit Kitchen, but teh comments are de PLEH! Dey all soundz like a bunch ob 20 year old guyz in a peeing contest.
*snerk*
ai noes wut yew mean…………… iz feels like sumfin is missin wen ai cannot at least say Ohai tew sumwun
Ohai, JAMammaKitty!
Izzevree tihng bak tew nrml @ yore hauz? Wuz thinkN bout MammaKitty tihs week.
{{{{Schnorgullz}}}}
(Lurk, Ai haz teh intertubes @ teh n00b plaise!)
yesh, ebbryting normal (as normal as innyfing is) Mamakitty jumpin onna kitchen counter, eatin gud, using her witter box, an naggin me gud! fanks fer askin. hers bin off meds since tues an no baksliding………. how wuz teh move? gud to see yew eben if yur liddel sticki body not here rite now! {{{smom}}} onlee 2 weeks till yakimamamamama!
Yea!! Sew glad tew heer shii iz her balancing self agin. Wuz wurried fur her an yew bofe.
Re: lack ob stick-like appendages: Ai wuz (an steel am) tew layzee tew goe tew teh WP and sine inn. (Mai guilt ober nawt updatin teh blog… lmsui [lemme sho yew it] )
Teh moov iz goeN whale. teh n00b plaise iz slowlee lurkin liek a hoem N teh owld wun iz gettin moar cleen & vaykant. Teh garage tohugh… needz sortN, ugh.
Ai wheel coem fynd yew onna fewchr fred!
Pea Ess Iz gud tew bii bak!
Ai went to failblog lukkin fur stuf fur my husbin whoo wurks n OH&S. Dey shur r nazty peeps ther.
I aboid dem. I du sumtymes goe tu ICHC-like sites, like Cute Overload, but I ignore da famly ob sites ICHC iz connektud tew.
Must be onez of basement cats miniuns caus there underground, hiding frum ceiling cat and itz fellow lolcatz!
ok, sorry that this has to be up here for everyone to see, but i’m having a bit of a problem trying to get my profile all set and ready. jamamakitty is very patient and i’ll owe her my life after this.
jamamakitty, i’ve tried to type my problem 3 times on here, but i think that i typed too much and the computer didn’t like it or something. so i’ll try it again for the *3rd* time. (third time’s the charm??)
well, my wordpress thing keeps putting and extra “http://” in front of my website url. i think that’s why it’s not working. i tried deleting the extra “http” but it puts it right back in there, so when i click on my “blue name” it has 2 “http”s in the url.
OH 343GuiltySpark! ai wuz so “up there fur ebreewun to see!” But awl they did wuz trai to halp and cheer me awn.
*sniff* It duz bring teerz to mai ayez! We hav teh nicest groop ov peepl heer EBER gathered in wun playce! Ai troolee believe it!
we shorlee do!!!
{{{{JCH4gabajzillionK}}}
oh an heers tishyoo for teh teers dat has been bringded to yor i’s!
ohai 343, it wuz gettin kinda narrow, eh?
343, yer linkie iz werkin agin!!!
oh yay!!!
idk why it taked so lawng…
fanks so mush for awl teh halp!!
wut is delta halo?
delta halo ar not a reel plais, unles plaises frum vidyo gaims can be reel.
mai lak of game nowlege, let me show you it
wair iz yew locateded? no hints on yer bloo linkie……..
Wen ai sed ai stoopee, ai tink it jus that ai don’t no a ‘blog’ frum a ‘glob’. Ai luk at WordPress pages n sai ‘whut is awl dis for?” No ideeah whut am lukin at, ware to go, whut to do. Splainer seeem to tink ai no stuf ai don’t. Reely need to get bak to wurkin on taxez now. Will com bak here toomorrro.
Oh hai Martha
I try 2 helping yew. Not sure just wut u hav and havn’t dun. But heer goez.
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U need to remember dat deh ICHC profile and deh WordPress.com profile b 2 diffrent things. To hav ur name b bluu, u can due dat frum eevver profile. 2 hav deh abatar, u can only due dat frum teh wordpress.com profile. U duzn’t need 2 hav a wordpress.com blog, just a wordpress.com account. Confuzzled yet?
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Sinse u wanting deh avatar I assume u already has deh wordpress.com account. If u don’t, just go to wordpress.com and apply.
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Now, go to wordpress.com and log in, dehn on deh top left find
My Account , dehn My Profile page, u shud b abul to add a web page address. Scroll down 2 where it sez Website and put in wut u want 2 b ur link. Frinstans http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-MarthaV/
will take peepz to ur ICHC profile page. It will bekum a link so wen u iz logged in to weerdpress ur name will b bloo and peepz can b klikking on it. If u want ur name to b a link 2 ur blog, put ur blog address dhere.
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On deh profile page u can also b loading a pitcher 2 bkum ur abatar in deh box labulld My Picture. Clik browse adn it will let u find a picture on ur computer. wen u have fownd deh wun u wanting to use, klikk on upload image.
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After u hav set up deh profile page, u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. (if u not abul 2 deleting deh cookie, it will still werk, will just taking longer for deh link adn deh avatar to showing up.) den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
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On ur ICHC profile, u can put a link 2 ur blog on deh line labulld My Sites.
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Gud Luk!!!
Deer cweenmj! yoo ar troolee an angel! Ai hoep yoo hav a copee ov this sumwhere, becuz ai think yoo ar going to hav to say this menee times!
Tho – there ar still sum parts tath ar a little hard to follow. Ai think
LOL! ai reelee think taht nun ov “yoo peepl” (an ai uze thoze werds with grate affekshun an admirashun) hoo ar troolee abul to ware teh GH(wPoi) kiwte understand where menee ov us ar in out abilitee to follow yur instrukshuns.
We just dont eben know waht menee ov teh werds reelee meen. Ai hav bin UZING compewterz fur menee yeers – but we awlways had tek support. Well – taht’s a long storee eneway – but ai just nebber had to lern it.
BUT *brightens ala P d’B* ai am lerning now!!
So dat’s y u kan’t get de ball in de clown’s noze at de end…
Ai hazzed a feeling a kitteh wuz behind dis.
Happy Fun Ball… do not want!
Tigure Wuuds wil nebber ebber aks kitteh tuu bee hims caddy agen;
Wen Tigure toauld kitteh tuu goes & retreeve teh baul, tihs iys az faur az kitteh gotted;
Wel, Tigure iys stil stayndyng tehre, waiyting foar kitteh tuu cum bak;
Luuks liek T. can haz a laung waiyte!!!!!
*claps… um… quilt-like appendages*
Ai lurves yore nair rate ivz, Chesh!
Pore Tirgure.
Din’cha knoe baowt teh felyn golfbawl gobblur? Wel, NAOW YA DUZ.
Wannasmile and Tribble – yew rules! Congrats on tew very clebber nawt sekkunds. May I hyde a bevridge from yew?
(gasp) no, it’s one of my minions, a special breed of
wait for it
puttputtgolfkittytrolls !!! all of them completely under my dominion !!! MWA HA HA HAH !!!
Stend!! Nys to c u heer!!! Hao b awl teh trolls???
( attack, my kitty minions !!! attack !!! )
An Manfred Mom! Nice to see yoo, too! Ai havn’t seen yoo in kwite sum taim.
An duzzn’t stend luk spiffee!
Ai wud ask yoo to be mai frend (altho yoo awlreddee ar, ai know.) Ai meen – awn mai profile – but ai hav furgotten hao to doo it if yoo ar nawt bloo, too.
ohai j-pak, i lurked an it duzznt luk laik her has an ichc account
Iz nys tu see dat awl mah kitteh frenz ar stil heer, cawzin awl sortz uv fun an mizchiv. Tanks Janet fur yur email. It mayd me smyul on a less den purrfect day. Mah jawb iz teh bizzie, but I prahmiss dat I wil stawp by mor an’ mor.
Wy iz chaperone kitteh eeting golf balls? Oar aer they golf balls? *checks* Aha! Dey aer reely tuna-flavor jawbreakers! Kitteh haz been sneeky!
U bee a donkey poker playur?
Wait, wutt?
Yep. Ah play lyk a donkeh (meanin’ nawt so gud), but I can still has fun.
And it iz layte…ah jus’ reelyzed dat ur aba…ata…pikshur iz uv a donkeh! Tyme fur bed, me tinks!
dis wuz suppozd tu bee a replie tu kafleen waaaay up teh cawment list. Stoopy wurdpress.
An now it back up heer, makin peepul hoo nebbur fell in teh
Wurd Press trap wunndur.
Soon, Wurd Press….
O HAI!!! Yooo did it!
So nice to see yur nayme heer again. Ai awlways hoped – fur the odder missing peeple as well – taht they were awnlee bizzee – an wud com bak sum day.
An – just so yoo know – becuz waht happened to yoo iz noo – an ai dont think it wuz doing that wehn yoo were heer.
SUMTIMES – WP just putz yur commint at teh bottom. But dont werree. Awl yoo hav to do is “refresh” – an it pops rite up where it shud bee. Laik majik!