WOAH!!
WOAH!!
plez 2 put ur pants bak on. rite nao.
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Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers bodriz a hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
i liek hawt chokkilit =]
ur bizzee wid de CCC tewday! u mak mee tyred!
Haow do u fink Ai feel???
i finks u needz de chokklit naow! lemme giv u sum… heer, an a floofy blankie too!
Fanks, dat iz berry welcum – its freezy cowld in TTI 2dai.
o lemme sind u sum hot, iz ver hotz heer in de west youess!
U can haz sum uv owr cowld an rane – u needs teh rane aifinkso?
Ohai annipuss! Ai mus interrup tihs thred 2 tel u ai restokked teh CCC.
Ai broughted –
Floofy blankies
Bendy strawz
50s BCs w/chinny strapz
CHRGs
Ducky taype
Chokklit possums
Martooni mixez
Gummi goggies
Softy pillos
An tehn ai collekted plushies frum teh naybors fur teh splort viktims
hoo hafta wayte fer their tern at teh CCC. U mus bee tyred frum alla
ur werk todai! *Hands plushie bunni to annipuss* Iffn u tern teh
liddle silbur thingy he’ll plai a liddle sawng fer u. *Cubbers annipuss
wif floofy blankie an putz softy pillo unner her hed* Nau u ken rest
an feelz bedder!
Fank u goosie, ai iz fare wore owt. Iz nawt rite 2 put 2 splortashus lols wun after teh uvver. Lukkee dat Ai haz mai branes well pertektid an can halp teh bictims.
Mined u, Ai perfer dese lols to sum uv teh yukkee wunz dat Ai do nawt want!
that’s it ! that’s my shopin litz too LOL1 !!!
aw fluffy n softie loadz bedder
splort n nawt sekund no way !
cowld an speshullee rane wud be way gud, we can spred it roun frum cali to her in the rokky mawntens!
heer in de mawntens, dum finggers
ohai, anni nd jk2 yis, letz traid sum wevvurz. Iz abowt 95 decrease heer naow nd spozed tu go tu 106 maibe wif berry durty air. Owl peepz shub be staing ina haows nd trai nawt tu breve tu muxh. Stawp awltugevvur wud solb menny problemz.
Der iz sum peepl hoo shud stawp breevin, but nawt mai frenz!
Teh fermomiter ownlee jus got up 2 68 2dai heer an it raned awl dai.
i tinks it bebout 95 heer too…but does not haf hewmiddy
AN U NEED DE PUFFFY PILLOWS. FER UR TIRD PAWS
Pleez, kan yu tell mee wut teh “wdo” or sumtiems “with DOI” Ai tink, aftur teh CHRG meens?
Ohai Eve! “wdoi” oar “w/doi” meenz “wif drawinz on it” oar “wif dukeez on it”. Moast cheezfrinz doan liekz da playn oardunerree CHRGs sew dey gitz da wunz wat r dekorumraytid wif verreeyuss drawinz. N win sumwun haz teh splort, da reskyoower tryz 2 mayk shure dat da splortee gits uh CHRG n offin givz dem wun wif drawinz sootid 2 deyz purr-sunalitee (4 egg-zampl, Lolcatburglar mite can haz CHRG wif drawinz uf liddul maskz, Maus mite can haz drawinz uf liddul mees, n sew forf)
Fank yoo! Dat’s wut Ai thot (wel, Ai thot “dukeez”). Ai gotted a baving cap wif see hoarsies teh udder dae. Ai felted sew spessul!
Datz cuz U r speshul! U b uh CheezFrind!!
Eve, ifn u goez to deh wiki, u kin find awl kindz uv infermayshun bowt ower weerd wayz. dis b deh wiki’z fun adn interesting page bowt deh CHRG:
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
N cweenmj can haz speshullee-mayd CHRG wat fitz obber herz crown…
lol! Uff da. Mai ‘pyooter’s akteeng weard.
Ai haz dooded dis, but wuz nawt alwaiz abul tew fined wut Ai wuz luking foar. Fanks! Ai wil trai ur linkaj-thingie.
OIC! Iz much biggur den teh las tiem Ai lukked.
woah! u skarree!!
Ur splort is awlsew the nawt-sekundist kawment awn dis pik. Sew wuns u feelz bettur, u kanz pik owt selbrutoree dreenk an dans.
O, pardun me. WurdPres kunfyoozed me an I did nawt see dat u wil be shayrin yr awnur wif free udishunul peepul.
Yiss, but bodriz wuz top uv teh macrame, soe mus hab bean a few sekonds b4 teh nex wun
u skeery!
I see dead peeps…
o noes!
… or …
PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS! GEEZ!
Kinda luks liek dat famuss paintin,”Teh Screem”……
ooo, it duz luk liek “Teh Screem”!!
Oar “Hoam Aloan”…
“Teh Myoo”? “Teh Yaip”? “Teh Dew Nawt Want”?
lol mai reply to dat. let me show u eet:
oh forgetz it, i made a lol but it dont matterz.
Awww, we no kan seez yr lol? I has a sad.
hehehehe! “teh do not want”
NO, hyooman…put teh clothz on!
Put tehm ALL back on! Mai eyezes!
Wayt watt???
Annipuss, wee haz a 4-wai macrame! Wowzerz, wur shud we dans tew?
umm, dat shud bee WUT shud wee dans tew…
Ai fink a foursum reel mite b approp..aprop a gud idee.
Iz dat enny relayshunship tew a skware dans?
Ai fink its a skottish dans – dey iz simmyler 2 skware dansis (akshulee, Ai iz nawt 2 shore iffn der iz a 4sum dans. Der iz 8sum tho an dat iz liek skware dans(
Taht’s wut ai fot. But yoo nebber kno–dere’s lawts ob stuf ai doan kno. Itt duzzn’t hert tew ask!
sumtieimz it hurtz tu aks. d penz awn wut yu aks nd hoo.
Kanot unsee
wut I haz sawded.
Tihs iz teh kitteh who felled offa bed inna previus pikshur.
then it shud’a been t’other kitteh hoo lukked scared!
lukkin at teh fugly rugly!
Rug woant b kwaiyet!
Praps its teh rug wats skarin teh kitteh
Leeza, ai brotted u anudder martoonie in prebius lolpic. Njoi!
um.. fanks dk….um… but…..r u shure dat umbrella is *gulp* orinj?
Iz okay, iz nawt poysin! Iz prettee!
I iz gettin dizzy runnin between 2 pickshures!
Let’s stay ober here.
*pours haf teh martoonis into a spare chilled glass to share wif diamond kitteh*
Cheez!
I fot it wuz just de orinj mousies dat were poysin? Orinj drink brollee shud b ok.
De martooniis are a well-known poysin kownteraktib, n e way.
Dis troo. I drinks lotsa toonies, an I nebber ben poysined *hick*
Adn I wuddent kayr if I wuz! *klinkie glasses*
*Klink*
Or meebe cudnt feel it eether…
Ah, butted maibi Ebil Maus woz cryated becoz ob orinj martoonie umbrella. der will nau be an Ebil Leeza-B az well! Eeeek!
DK wud nawt do that to me!
sekend splort of day, i feels liteheded and nozebleedy. Kitteh bebe needs zerbets on tiny floffy belly.
Fanks, leeza n MelONyx!
Sins it R hot n stikee wher ai libs todai, CHONKLITT MARTOONEES AWL ROWND!!! Wif umbrellee ob ur choyse.
Won martoonie fer mii plz!
Wid turkoyze umbrllee stuk in one of deh choklit possums ’sted ub an aw-lib
wud u like wun?
*pour martoonie from bottomless pitcher and hands to MelONyx*
Fank yoo! Um, how mennee uv dem pitchers u got?
onlee one, but it’z bottomless!!
I even have enuf for all uv MJ’s frends!!
Dat wud b nuf fer 841 peepz. U haz nuf fer mii, 2?
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Ummm. How duz bottumless pitcher hold enneething?
Ai fink teh drinkee in mai piks wuz poisin…but its green !!!!
He seed de new voting paijes!
Ai had a nee male frum Cheezburger an he sez we can haz teh owld stile paijis fur browsin, but nawt fur botin.
d4mn. I miss the voting – people worked harder at being funny when there was voting. oh well.
look !!! it’s casper, the easily startled lolcat !!!
We wants the burgers back, first they took away the burgers on the comments
now no burgers on the voting pages
Cheezburger and Tofuburger has decided cheez peeps on I Can
Has Cheezburger
Can no has cheez burgers no more
is no fair
we protest…
*Goez to graj. *
*sowndz uv grumbling and nashing uv toofz.*
*Sowndz uv rummijing.*
*sowndz uf sawing, hammering, and uzzer work ensue.*
*Kumz owt wif pikkit sinez adn startz handing dem owt.*
Heer 2K, STEND, Annipuss, Melonyx, hep me pass dese along, plz.
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*Startz chanting.*
Wut duz wii want?
Wii wantz burgerz!!
Wen duz wii want em?
Wii wantz em noaw!
*taykz pikit sine frum cweenmj*
*follerz herz marchin inna sirkel*
Wut duz wii want?
Wii wantz burgerz!!
Wen duz wii want em?
Wii wantz em noaw!
*adds sum important parts tu da chant*
How duz wii want em?
Wib lodes ob cheez!
Were duz wii want em?
On der lolz!
and deh commints
once burgers gone
they no comes back
bangs the sine cween maded
we want our burgers back
wut stend sed……peep was way funnyer b4 wen thay was pimps for teh
voting burgrez. i has teh big sad.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!1!! Nawt da ‘voatin wijit’!!1!”
DUUUUUDDDE !!!!
We interrupt LOLcats fer dis impawtant annowncment…..
GET AHOLD UV YERSELVES !!!!!
Teh CCC cannawt tayke any more punishment todai….fer teh luv uv CC,
DO NAWT SPLORT !!!!!!
At leest wate till we gets moar supplyez – der haz bean a run on ebbrifink on teh cart 2dai.
….an we haz been runnin poor annipuss ragged !!!!
I fink we needs to appoynt Annipuss offishul CCC Nurse in Chrg!
Iznt ebrybuddy in Chrg??
Dey shood be!!
Itz hooebber gets der nawt sekond.
Well i haz neber bean nawt-sekund, but i are in mai chrg, taht’s for shore!
I lykes Ur name..is kyoot
is Uz a nu cheez purrson
I has not seed Uz beforez..
Wai, fank u two_kittehs!!
Yes, I iz nu hear… bud i haz bean lurkin from under teh bed for some tiem. Nawt sekund i was habing trubble reedin teh lolspeak, cause i iz from TTH, an eben tinier cow’n'tree near Ingerland.
Nao i haz trubbles wif propurr inglish insted!
Ooh, ooh, ooh! A nu fren! Wii haz a happii 2 beez habbin u hear, Dusbun. Sew glad u hab come 2 plai wif us.
Ai iz in mai Chrg, Dustbunneh! Taht’s wai Ai haevn’t splorted todae!
Nooo! No moer rubz wif teh blloon plz!!1
funny, dis kitteh do nawt luk liek the Fonz…..
Ai thot teh Fonz sed”Heeeeyyyyy…”
didn’t he say WHOA too?
my revishun of TV historie, let me show u it!
Cors, himz cood b Keanoo Reevz kitteh watchin Lorints Fishburn kitteh jumpz tween bildinz…
(“Woah!”)
nah, duzznt luk liek Keanoo Reevz eevur…
Hee awlso sed, “Whooooa!”
U iz probably rite…..haz nawt seen “Happee Daze” inna lawng time….
Teh Fonz wus on brekkfust tiem TB in TTI teh uvver dai. tawkin bowt sum reedin buks.
I has a skared!
Skared ov uglee carpet pattern!
Kitteh luuks liek her haz seed sume ghoasts;
Purrhapps: teh ghoast ov teh auld voating systim
teh ghoast ov teh auld voating burgers
teh ghoast ov teh auld ‘add tuu faivourites’
teh ghost ob recaption dis!! (onna votin page)
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i whentt crazee
Step away from the keyboard and put down the dandelions.
Dey lukz moar liek … POPPEEZ!!! (Poppeez… poppeez… poppeez…….)
Hey mister…..are you tall?
Noe, Iz smawl, iz smawl…
…
Yesh I’z tawl, but hoo r u weerd liddul wundurz?
but still, I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
Kant sleep. Carpit will eet mi.
hey, dis kitteh gots betr akting ekspreshons dan Kiyannoo Reefs! cyootr, also! mebbe he culd be in nekst Bill n Ted avenchr or Matriks seekwol.
Wel, ai agrii, but Kiyannoo Reefs iz mitee Qte, akshulii. Nawt teh brytust bulb in teh shanduliir, mebbe, but Qte. Cannawt tuch kitteh, thow, uv coars.
Taht trawsur traowt mek mii go “WOAH”
clikk name
Ur link no has works
Nd it duz nawt wantz tu gib us bak tu heer. iz moar stranjnes.
When kitty sees you making love…
An TAHT – boisangurls – is wy yu shud NEBER stik yur paws in teh plug sokket!
LOL!
Luks liek mi teh ober dae wehn Ai felld outta bed (don aks).
Tew mooch kute..Must reezhist, must shileeld ayez..NOOOOOOES — splort!!
Bweeeoooop!! Bweeeoooop!! Bweeeoooop!!
CCC kumming threw!!!!
Oh deer lawlpuss! u dun splorted ebbereewhair!!!
*Rummij. rummij.*
Gud thing deh CCC gotted restokkt!!
Sweep deh braynez owt uv deh korner.
Sweep dem owt frum under deh chair.
Sweep dem down off deh wallz.
Sweeepeee sweeepppeeee Awl deh braynez into a neat liddul pile.
Scoop scooop scooop dem up
Tuk, tuk, tuk dem into deh hed.
Pull on deh niftee 50z bavving cap and snap the liddul chin strap tite.
heer b a unkewt chokklit possum adn a choklit martoonee to aid deh rekuvvree. Now u lie heer and I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee so u kin rest. Heerz a kudlee liddul pillow, 2.
Fanks cweenmj..Mush appre…opreciatt..I liek you very mush furr dis favr
Wen u b felin rekubbered, u kin going 2 deh Tybooteek and pikking up a
pair uv deh speshul sunglasses Gibbo kerreez. Dey b deh latest in
splortz wear. Deh eggstraw protekktion fer deh iiz inhibitz deh
splortashusnuzz uv deh imij frum reeching ur retinaz, therebai
reduesing deh chansez uv splorting.
mustav bean “borrowed” from dat Beeblebrox fellah. Ya reckon dat ee’s missin’ dem yet?
Umm… oh wise an evrybunnys friend cweenmj, ai haz a qwestion.
wen u sweep deh braynz up an putz dem bak in teh headz, do u eber sweep sum dustbunnehs up bai mistook an putz dem in teh haeds 2? ifn so, wat cud teh lawng term reperc… resul… , wat mite happn?
Yes, AfriCat, i can haz teh tendencee of ending up in cheezpeepls haeds. Bud i awlwayz come awt again wehn iz gettin boreded.
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No ideers abowt teh lawng term reperc…thingies dough…
I’m not a dokter, but Ive seen wun on TV. I hav neber taken prekawshunz 2 aboyding deh dust bunnehz. It due b pawsibbul dat sum peepz have akwired sum during deh splort rekubberee prossess. I hav ben @ deh seen uv multipul splortz and am certain dat sum peepz hav akwired a few stray braynz frum uzzer peepz. I hab no ideeah wut may happun 2 dem. It boggulz mai mind just thinking uv it. I suspekt dere mindz will boggul alsew. I am amayzed wii hav not seen deh lolyerz lukking fer splort-dust-bunneh and multi-splort viktimz 2 representing in klass akshun suitz.
*passes over card from Dewey Cheatum, and Howe, LLC*
Click adn Clack, FTW!!!
dis bebbeh kitteh luk awn fayze lyk, “wut? yu takin me tu teh VET?”
Pleez Mr. Vet tek, be nyze tu dis bebbeh!!!
YouTube response to Two Girls One Cup.
Opus Dei Kitteh
teh kitteh iz cute.
also, teh kitteh iz eezily suprized.
whoa … iz Brian Pepperz kitteh!!!
did dis kitteh see somethin kyoot or somethin cool or somethin scawy!
wat eva it mighwt be, SPLORT alert!
…u means “Whoa”?
What is “Woah”…..rhymez wid “Noah”!
No confoozin us
That is soo LOL!! love it check my page for LOL pictures!
…. wunder what he saw…
PUT A TOP ON LADY!!!! THIS IS PUBLIC U KNOW!??!