WOAH!!
WOAH!!
plez 2 put ur pants bak on. rite nao.
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Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers bodriz a hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
i liek hawt chokkilit =]
ur bizzee wid de CCC tewday! u mak mee tyred!
Haow do u fink Ai feel???
i finks u needz de chokklit naow! lemme giv u sum… heer, an a floofy blankie too!
Fanks, dat iz berry welcum - its freezy cowld in TTI 2dai.
o lemme sind u sum hot, iz ver hotz heer in de west youess!
U can haz sum uv owr cowld an rane - u needs teh rane aifinkso?
Ohai annipuss! Ai mus interrup tihs thred 2 tel u ai restokked teh CCC.
Ai broughted -
Floofy blankies
Bendy strawz
50s BCs w/chinny strapz
CHRGs
Ducky taype
Chokklit possums
Martooni mixez
Gummi goggies
Softy pillos
An tehn ai collekted plushies frum teh naybors fur teh splort viktims
hoo hafta wayte fer their tern at teh CCC. U mus bee tyred frum alla
ur werk todai! *Hands plushie bunni to annipuss* Iffn u tern teh
liddle silbur thingy he’ll plai a liddle sawng fer u. *Cubbers annipuss
wif floofy blankie an putz softy pillo unner her hed* Nau u ken rest
an feelz bedder!
Fank u goosie, ai iz fare wore owt. Iz nawt rite 2 put 2 splortashus lols wun after teh uvver. Lukkee dat Ai haz mai branes well pertektid an can halp teh bictims.
Mined u, Ai perfer dese lols to sum uv teh yukkee wunz dat Ai do nawt want!
that’s it ! that’s my shopin litz too LOL1 !!!
aw fluffy n softie loadz bedder
splort n nawt sekund no way !
cowld an speshullee rane wud be way gud, we can spred it roun frum cali to her in the rokky mawntens!
heer in de mawntens, dum finggers
ohai, anni nd jk2 yis, letz traid sum wevvurz. Iz abowt 95 decrease heer naow nd spozed tu go tu 106 maibe wif berry durty air. Owl peepz shub be staing ina haows nd trai nawt tu breve tu muxh. Stawp awltugevvur wud solb menny problemz.
Der iz sum peepl hoo shud stawp breevin, but nawt mai frenz!
Teh fermomiter ownlee jus got up 2 68 2dai heer an it raned awl dai.
i tinks it bebout 95 heer too…but does not haf hewmiddy
AN U NEED DE PUFFFY PILLOWS. FER UR TIRD PAWS
Pleez, kan yu tell mee wut teh “wdo” or sumtiems “with DOI” Ai tink, aftur teh CHRG meens?
Ohai Eve! “wdoi” oar “w/doi” meenz “wif drawinz on it” oar “wif dukeez on it”. Moast cheezfrinz doan liekz da playn oardunerree CHRGs sew dey gitz da wunz wat r dekorumraytid wif verreeyuss drawinz. N win sumwun haz teh splort, da reskyoower tryz 2 mayk shure dat da splortee gits uh CHRG n offin givz dem wun wif drawinz sootid 2 deyz purr-sunalitee (4 egg-zampl, Lolcatburglar mite can haz CHRG wif drawinz uf liddul maskz, Maus mite can haz drawinz uf liddul mees, n sew forf)
Fank yoo! Dat’s wut Ai thot (wel, Ai thot “dukeez”). Ai gotted a baving cap wif see hoarsies teh udder dae. Ai felted sew spessul!
Datz cuz U r speshul! U b uh CheezFrind!!
Eve, ifn u goez to deh wiki, u kin find awl kindz uv infermayshun bowt ower weerd wayz. dis b deh wiki’z fun adn interesting page bowt deh CHRG:
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/CHRG
N cweenmj can haz speshullee-mayd CHRG wat fitz obber herz crown…
lol! Uff da. Mai ‘pyooter’s akteeng weard.
Ai haz dooded dis, but wuz nawt alwaiz abul tew fined wut Ai wuz luking foar. Fanks! Ai wil trai ur linkaj-thingie.
OIC! Iz much biggur den teh las tiem Ai lukked.
woah! u skarree!!
Ur splort is awlsew the nawt-sekundist kawment awn dis pik. Sew wuns u feelz bettur, u kanz pik owt selbrutoree dreenk an dans.
O, pardun me. WurdPres kunfyoozed me an I did nawt see dat u wil be shayrin yr awnur wif free udishunul peepul.
Yiss, but bodriz wuz top uv teh macrame, soe mus hab bean a few sekonds b4 teh nex wun
u skeery!
I see dead peeps…
o noes!
… or …
PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS! GEEZ!
Kinda luks liek dat famuss paintin,”Teh Screem”……
ooo, it duz luk liek “Teh Screem”!!
Oar “Hoam Aloan”…
“Teh Myoo”? “Teh Yaip”? “Teh Dew Nawt Want”?
lol mai reply to dat. let me show u eet:
oh forgetz it, i made a lol but it dont matterz.
Awww, we no kan seez yr lol? I has a sad.
hehehehe! “teh do not want”
NO, hyooman…put teh clothz on!
Put tehm ALL back on! Mai eyezes!
Wayt watt???
Annipuss, wee haz a 4-wai macrame! Wowzerz, wur shud we dans tew?
umm, dat shud bee WUT shud wee dans tew…
Ai fink a foursum reel mite b approp..aprop a gud idee.
Iz dat enny relayshunship tew a skware dans?
Ai fink its a skottish dans - dey iz simmyler 2 skware dansis (akshulee, Ai iz nawt 2 shore iffn der iz a 4sum dans. Der iz 8sum tho an dat iz liek skware dans(
Taht’s wut ai fot. But yoo nebber kno–dere’s lawts ob stuf ai doan kno. Itt duzzn’t hert tew ask!
sumtieimz it hurtz tu aks. d penz awn wut yu aks nd hoo.
Kanot unsee
wut I haz sawded.
Tihs iz teh kitteh who felled offa bed inna previus pikshur.
then it shud’a been t’other kitteh hoo lukked scared!
lukkin at teh fugly rugly!
Rug woant b kwaiyet!
Praps its teh rug wats skarin teh kitteh
Leeza, ai brotted u anudder martoonie in prebius lolpic. Njoi!
um.. fanks dk….um… but…..r u shure dat umbrella is *gulp* orinj?
Iz okay, iz nawt poysin! Iz prettee!
I iz gettin dizzy runnin between 2 pickshures!
Let’s stay ober here.
*pours haf teh martoonis into a spare chilled glass to share wif diamond kitteh*
Cheez!
I fot it wuz just de orinj mousies dat were poysin? Orinj drink brollee shud b ok.
De martooniis are a well-known poysin kownteraktib, n e way.
Dis troo. I drinks lotsa toonies, an I nebber ben poysined *hick*