i seez ur problum u haz a ceiling cat
u shuda fixd dat hole in da ceelin earlier.
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Ohmai gudnessez! it’z a freeway braid. I can’t wait to see dan wif himz hairz awl braided. :snerk:
the braids would be about 18″ long, I dated a hairstylist for a bit, never go to sleep after irritating one.
Trust me on this one.
Purr-tind I doan trust U, Dan, n tellz me haow U noez dis raveelin pees uv info…
*propz chin awn hand n elboe awn desk, n waytz wif big ayz 4 splanayshun*
ever heard of braiding summones hair INTO somethin’ dat dey’re sleepin’ on. Like a crochet afgan, for a not random example.
Owchie
O mai…
…
…N den wat happind?
I managed to get half-way sat up when the recoil got me and I smacked into the arm of the couch. I said a bad word. So bad it killed five butterflies and a wasp at fifteen feet.
Oh, taht wud b sew handee! u wud awlwayz have deh blankee wif u, and bof ur handz b free fer uzzer thingz! I think her wuz beeing berry thotful and keering.
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*Snert*
I awlmossed dat wif a strate fais!!
careful, you’ll have’em coming outta tha kamping kabins wondering “whutinthehellisgoingonoverthere”
oh, dey awl owt on deh lake. zipping rownd on deh wadder skiz. wearing demselvez owt so dey b too tired 2 par tey awl nite long. wii hopez.
you could try Lake Kincaid (sp?) KOA site near Alexandria LA. Quiet, and with all the tree stumps inna lake you don’t have to worry about drunk waterski peoples.
did u see in mai blog…….
wut Richard saw deh uzzer nite??
on deh boat launch?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
yep ah did, um……….where are y’all, right now ( or right then anyway).
Wii b a@ deh Prineville Reservoir Resort in
Orygone. Wuz dat u on deh dok?
er…..um……..nooo?
dat’s gutt, Cweenmj—”awlways look on da Brite Side ovv lyfe”
“Lyfs uh pees uv …” o, sorree, nebbermynd …
We wanting t0 learn wut y00 did do t0 irrigate wun?
huh uh, noo way,
I let that one spill and I’m liable to wake up “braided” to something………….ticking
y00 kan tell uz ~ promise not t0 split on y00!
nope, wild-horses couldn’t drag it outta me. plus, she is a lurker from time to time, and knows my “handle”.
How meny chizburgers y00 rekwiring t0 spill teh beenz?
not a shnow bawls chance in……in……….inna verra hawt plaisch.
ooh, dan, plz to put up pixchur ov yurself en hair in 18 inch brayd. plz?
(Completely disregarding fren hu lurkz & noes yur handle.)
iz it not amayzing deh fingz wii lerning bowt ower frenz heer? Mai mentul imij uv dan haz fereber changed.
dare I ask how?
We thunked y00 wuz BALD.
Frum now on I seez u wif deh afgan brayded
2 yer hed and hanging down behind u,
following u were eber u go. It b a truulee
horrible afgan. LIke deh wun on deh sofa uv deh Rosanne show.. U member dat wun? wif deh orinj and creem adn green kulerz? Yah datz wut u got hanging down frum deh bak uv yer hed.
“Noe kaypz!”
poohbear, not bald, multi-colored by nature and time. and unruly so as to qualify as a life-form in it’s own right. Got off a roller-coaster and it was fluffed out to shoulder width.
mj. Remember it? My granny never let anything go to waste, and well one sometimes has to knit with the yarn available, that’s all I’m gonna say bout that.
Praps SHDan wuz r00d abowt teh multi-coloured afghan an taht iz wut irrigated hiz gurlfwiend?
cud chanj yur naim. ai wil be ann ounce ing a nyew alterego sune. We gun bug yu til yu telz.
a gnu won? I habn’t figgered owt how 2 prons..pernou… to say yore naugt noo won yet!
iz “gramma wherez grin shooz”
Fankz, mj. Yu wil be wanting tu hab yur tarara (wif boom de ay)awl redy nd shined up fur dis e vent.
I b awlwayz reddy fer a sillybration,
yer laydee ship.
Dis ar nao a holy plaess.
*Passes ober a martoonie an skons in sillybrayshuns*
Conskonulayshuns Ruth
Ha, ha, Dusty bunnehz! Germuns cawl them “wool maus’s”…..
wool teh handy-fixer kitteh ketch teh meeses mayde ov wool???
An der iz a hole in teh ceeling
Deer Lyza, deer lyza
Ai iz nawt lyza an u iz nawt henree
Wahl, Ai myt be! Unner neaf mai beeg hat!
U iz Henry James? Teh author? mae I haz ur autograph my next English Lit klass?
“for” teh class
(pleh, bad grammmmmar iz my downfall)
wel ware ar dey nd wy arnt dey heer duing wut dey spozed tu?
Dey wuz bizzee wiv teh lolrus’s bukkit
FTW!
Wel fikz it deer henry , deer henry, fikz it.
OOOPs :blush:
ahi gma. deh blush be : oops : wifowt deh spaysez.
Wiv wot sharl Ai fiks it, deer lyza, deer lyza?
Wiv a strawr, deer henree, deer henree!
nooooo! stawp teh madness!!
o, an’ ur jenuril kontraktor ar a kitteh.
sew, taht’s were ya been hydin’ da cheezburgers.!
Ai sai, Dan, der iz a posh bird in a hat eetin a skone at teh top uv dis brayde.
*snerk*
Iz nawt a reel skown unless it haz clotted creem. Reel Devonshire clotted creem, tu.
izzat sew, haven’t had a decent scone since the first head chef here at work left us (she passed on), I’m sure she’s inna better place (cancer sux), but eye du miss her scones.
Ai can maek nomnomnomnomnomnommy scoens! Yu wont frooty scoens or cheezy scoens?
Cherry plz
…wiv kreemanjam …nomnomnom…
izza teeny-tiny picture and all I can see is a hat and lurvley long dark hair, plus, I have no previous experience wif RJ. I do have previous, delightfully so, experience wif da scones. It is possible the desire for a strong cuppa da brown stuff anna scone is genetic?
Yu can test teh genetik theeri by passing owt crumpets adn see wu reeches fore a cup.
Ohai stagehanddan
Go to Cheezfrenz site, clik awn photo’s,den click on Ambercat and Tidmum album.
Yoo can see us habbin ower Ohai Tee- we bofe warin hats but ifinkso Ruth’s is posher
Its ME, rilly! Ai wus in dis gys as Posh Bird inna Beeg Hat – fanks fore teh combilment abowt teh hayr! Nekst tym we has a cheezmeet an Ohai Tee, yu mush com tooooo!
yesh, oh yesh pls. prezzie pls?
Ai may hab teh resipe for reely guud scones, sumwhere. Mrs. Beeton makes exceedingly gud recipe books. (Fore thows wu hab neber biin tu the TTI, the feeble joke rebolbs arownd an advurt for Kipling’s cakes.)
teh trik is: Self-raisin flowr AND bakin pouders! An, fore teh cheezy scoens, lots mor cheez tahn teh resippy ses!
An reelee strong cheez liek farmhouse cheddar
*scribbling furiously*
right-on.
An a teespun ob musterd pouder, an a bit ob blak peppah
Dan, Ai finkso anni ment luk at Roof, nawt da sconez.
dey dew say deh way 2 a manz hart b frew himz tummee.
nah, it’s thru da rib cage, with a broad-sword.
Nah, datz nawt suttle … trie uh raypeeyur insted…
Taht wuz j0llee shellfish ob her, to die (not yesterdie) an leeb y00 sconeless! Does y00 say “scone” or “scoan”?
I asked the maid in dulcet tone
to bring to me a buttered scone.
The silly girl has been and gone
and brought to me a buttered scone.
LOL owt lowd (as Mr. Monk sez).
@@@@@@@@@ annipuss!
O RLY?
Oh Reilly?
Psssst!!!…..
…..
*teh poshbirdinnahyoogehat hided her skon stash up tehr
Liek Paddington Bare. He doez hidingz hiz marbleaid sanwiches unner hiz hyoogehat.
orly? and where were you hidin’ yours?
*blinks innocently*
*mai innocent fayse*
Ai hab eating mien all reddy, so tehre.
*snerk* rioght.
y00 nawt beleebing, SHD, y00 kan chek under mai big hat an butter my scoans.
tease
But duz u hafs a Basement Kitteh to go wid Ceiling Kitteh?
Intermeresting feological prublem: teh gud an ebil; teh Ceiling Cat an teh Basement Cat. If we beleeb Ceiling Cat, duz we beleeb tehre iz a Basement Cat?
dere iz boef.
~~@
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Iz dis liek habbin da killer sheep in da wayne scotting?
is dat whut duane’s gotted? Sheeps whut killz? Keeller sheeep—doant want!!!
i thawt et wuz killa bunneh!
Bunneh boila.
But, Ceiling Cat ex Machina iz hao we solvez de impossible problums.
ex machina shud fix the votin page……pleh
OK. That’s it. It’s not funny any more.
Okey, it’s gonna taek abowt tew hours an fifty twelve cheeburges. Ekstra kechup, plz.
Wut duz y00 knoa, D.R., y00 is a goggie.
I can eet.
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one word………….decaf.
Taht’s nawt teh werd Ai wus tinkin ob!
Me neever, but ai iz too laydeeliek 2 sai it!
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*makes FFK soothing cup of beverage ~ NAWT COFIE*
Hear y00 iz, tihs will maek y00 feal bedder!
and uss, 2!
lol
Fail.
Ai heared u teh nawt sekond tiem.
and teh nawt 3rd time, and teh knot 4rth thyme, and teh naught 5th thyme, and teh nawt 6, teh not 7th, teh naut………………
ad nauseum, ad infinitum……
DiDUHEARMEH?!
ONEMOARTIME!!!
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junior, it’s time to knock it off.
I’m a browncoat myself, stop it please, your embarassing the rest of us.
okeh
thank you. stay shiny. remember Hera.
ohkaaaay…
Wut? Y00 haz a Brown Coat AN brades, SHD? Kool! Wut type ov duster duz you prefur?
the water-repelling wind-blocking type. and I don’t have braids after learning my lesson.
Wud taht bee Drizabonio?
ai dont gets it
Iz ineffebubbol.
INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clikk name tuh get
handy-dandy fixer kat:
seize teh seeling kat!
Nobunny kan see teh aaawsumness ob Ceiling Cat an live! Hied y00r face!
GET IT
Get it, got it, gud.
thenk u fer finishin et
Doan menshun it, y00 iz wellcome!
FireflyKT, wy iz y00 bloo tehn blak tehn bloo tehn blak tehn bloo agen? Iz it a misteri?
dont no.
hypocritcal,eh?
LOL
but why is havin seelin cat a problim?
Coz Ceiling Cat iz ineffebubblol! Hied y00r face! Nobunneh kan look upon teh aaawsumness of teh Ceiling Cat!
yeh
wow. dis big prolem. gonna cos bout leventy hudred cheezburgers 2 fix. tak ttoo, tree dais. no. nawt take chek.
Dawkins cat doubts ceiling cat exists.
that ‘beminds mii ov teh dislecksick insomniac agnostik:
hee stayed up awl nite wunndering if tehre rlly wuz a dog!
Guys! I fell out again can someone gimme a hand?
da kitteh who lives in dis housage musta be honored 2 hav ceiling cat in his housage caus ceiling cat will grants kitteh eternal cheezburgerz an’ protections frum mere hoomans!
ceiling cat iz dat dangerous. it can eat roofs liek cheez.
Nietzschean things about Ceilin Cat
U r doin it rite
Well, that’s pretty blasphemous!
And sheeee’z clymbin da stairwai 2 heaben!
pegasus
Iz kinda long… mehbe iz longcat?
Is my cat! She be famous now.
cungadz
R U there ceiling cat? It’s me, Margaret.
no is problem, is good!