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Maybee he wunted to wrait:
“Vet tol me today I gotz narcolepsy.”
Ai fink he got tyred uv tryin to contact “teh powaz dat b” 2 complane bowt teh new botin paij sistum.
Yah! Troo!!
IZ WUBBISH WAY TO VOAT!!!!!
I iz tellin teh Cheezs to bring bak teh old systum
Ai tryed, but got telled dat teh comment fing wuz clozed at presint. Bah Humbug an uvver fings too rood to tyep!
Scuuz tihs extra-big commenz. I wroted to say whut I thot wuz rong wiv votings. Burgers roted mee a long letr bak. Heer it iz:
08 8:23 PM
O hai,
We definitely hear your dissatisfaction with the new voting pages, and we do appreciate any feedback that you have. We’re hoping that the new voting system can bring more of a community to the site and we’re continuing to improve the new voting system with user feedback.
We’ll check out why the skip button is so slow also.
Here is some background of why we changed to the new voting system:
In February, we launched a new beta voting page on ICHC. The test was such a huge success that we’re switching all of our voting pages to the new model, with (of course) your feedback incorporated.
Since the creation of our ICHC accounts, this is the biggest change to the system we’re making. We know that not all of you like the new style of voting. Even though we want to please everyone, we made this decision because we believe the benefits far outweigh the drawbacks.
The benefits:
1. Virtually all submitted lolz will receive voting feedback. No more waiting to see if you lol made it to voting. They all do!
2. New content to vote on 24-hours-a-day, 7-days-a-week
3. Your votes dictate 100% of what shows up on the homepage. We’re turning the controls over to you.
4. You can see as many lolz as your heart’s content (practically unlimited)
5. The more you vote, the more influence you have over the fate of the lolz
6. We won’t show you the same lol twice! (Unless someone submitted it twice)
The drawbacks:
1. You can’t just browse lolz in the voting system without actually voting
2. It takes longer to see a set of 10 lolz
3. You can’t go back to a lol you voted on (although Add to Favorites is available so you can keep track of the lolz you like)
4. Only registered users can vote
Here are the major changes:
WUT: The new voting system uses what we call a clickety-click model. (You click, we show you another image).
Y? We receive far more submissions than we can ever post on the old voting pages. If you create a lol, we believe you deserve feedback about your lolz. This is our #1 most often emailed complaint. Because most visitors just scan and don’t actually vote on those pages, we don’t have enough feedback to give to the users who maded those lolz.
So WUT? We implemented the new voting system on Pundit Kitchen and the average user votes on more than 100 lolz (!!!1!) each time they enter the voting widget. That means virtually everyone who created a lol will get feedback on their lolz. WOW!
The downside: It’ll take more clicks to view the same number of images, and you cannot go back to a lol you’ve already voted on. But we’ve kept the ability to favorite and copy images to your blog so you can share it with friends.
WUT: We remember all the lolz you’ve seen to never show the same lol twice. Also, the more you vote, the more influence you have on the fate on the lol. This is only possible with registration.
Y? We like to reward our users who participate in the community. In the beta, you asked us to never show the same lol twice. So we maded it so.
So WUT? If you haven’t registered with ICHC already, please do it now. And kittens never send spam. Period. Remember, the more you vote, the more influence you have over the fate of a lol. (It’s our secrety-magicity forumla)
Changes maded based on your feedback:
1. Don’t show the same lol twice.
2. Favorite button moved to the main image
3. Page load speed increased so it takes less time to vote
4. Embed code (copy and paste code) added
5. Logging in will not kick you out of voting
6. Won’t reveal vote/score until you’ve voted to minimize influence from others
Changes we’re still working on:
1. The ability to navigate voting images back and forth
2. Easier, quicker registration
Fanks,
The Burger Team
Dun it!!! I telled dem!!!!!
Go to the news from burgers linky ubder the search lolz cloud- it will take you straght to the comments about this thingy….
Yay! Thx tidmum, Ai dood it! Naow Ai mus put on waterproofs an goe 2 teh shops. (der aer tiemz wen Ai wishez ai cud dribe!)
I is goin bak to bed. I haz a misery guts today.
{{{tidmum}}} hope yuu feels beddar! Mebbe yuu need liddle orinj nap kitteh wif yuu- nnnnnnnnnnn….
OHAI tidmum n annipuss n luvscatsVA. Ai awlsew hates teh new and “improved” voting wijit. Ai dunno wut teh cheezowners were tinkin, but iz nawt a bery good wai to get peeples inter… invol… comin back tew dere site. I weighed in wif u on teh comments pages. Tidmum, feel better soon!
They steeled ower burgers-AGAIN!
Iz still sad bout loozin teh comment voting burgrs…
I finks teh kitteh mebbe b a “shleepn boater”…
Ai ‘maild em tday to aks if thy cud put a ‘How does it work’ section un teh page. Gave dem wut ai thot shud be on it.
How bout we ax thm fur a tred ware wii cud put problms wit pages n votin n WordPres n tek stuf, n then thy cud ansr, or cheezpeeps cud help wun anuther.
So much eesear then trien to find tred wer wun cheezfren alredy ansred ques..qwes..problum.
Comment not com out wher ai wunted it. Ratz!!
maybe not where you wanted it, but a gud suggestion n-e-way
But he only got to “Vet tol me today I gotz nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”
I wudz ugree, but if u luk et kitteh’z puzishun awn keebord, iz moar lieklee he b taipin “n”.
Ooopz, jest saw kawment b-low dat pikshur b flipded. Sew kitten reelee taipin “cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.”
Mebbe himz noo himz wuz bot 2 splort n wuz triein 2 askez sumwun 2 gitz da CCC but wuz jess uh liddul 2 layt… (CCCcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc)
Hiz hed iz next tu teh spacebar. Own mai laptop, that key would be m. On mai reglar computa, it iz a comma.
Me tinks kitteh wud b gud wif phi-aa-noe 2
Liek Nora?
Yesh, Nora iys grate!!!! :lol”
what a strange keyboard! O.o
dis picture are flippt horizontally (look at writing on keyz). i wonders why…
Ur rite! Dunno why keybordz iz turnd around, butt kittehchin iz mebbee about F4…F6. Send fur spector Clewsoo!
Meerur yoonivurs?
Yu rite on yur kees? I jus’ uze wats alreddy printed on them.
Kitteh 08
Now has Sleep Mode.
Literally.
snorkle
if u jiggle teh mowse, kitteh wakes up.
…n startz battin da mows rownd…
*mine!* *swat* *swat* *runrunrun* *powns* *nom*
Typong lessons, kitteh style.
Typong teecher: Letz start wit this frayz.
Now is teh tyme fur every gud kitteh to coem to teh ayd uv himz cuntree.
Kitteh: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Typong teecher: Typong. Yor doin it rong!
But sleepin. Ur doin it rite!
teh dreamingz of nnnnnomnom
someone alreay did this
I finks lawts ob peeps hab eiber dun this lol or wun jus’ like it. I did a lol uzing this saym picture, but it wozn’t all wun letter. A lol jus’ like it iz linked to under teh lol – diffrunt picture, but saym idea ob all wun letter.
Kitteh gon qwertyfaced. Happens 2 everywon sumtiems.
Well, hi wonts a qwerter-pownder cheezburger. Obvius.
Ba-dump-bum! Two rilly gud commints!
Win, JD! Havz elebentee qwerty-pownd cheezburgerz!
sawwy 2 commint off tawpic, butz ai jus sawed teh mos amazingest fing on National Geographic Wild, an African Wild Cat (AWC) (or AfriCat!) huntin. teh wildkiitteh wus flat on teh grownd an wen teh pigeon flew ober, teh kitteh jumped strait up inna air 2 catch teh pigeon!!!! mebbe1,5 – 2 metres inna air!!! ai kidz u nawt!!!
sawee fur teh pigeon, but YAY!!! fur teh AWC!!!
cool! I hope it goes up on you tube soon so we all can see.
ohai booklion!
I lefted u a kwestion yesterday but I donut fink u seed it.
I has a cureeous now! About teh rethinkin teh uniberse thing….
on the ‘I Say’ lolpic…..
Kool!
Ai gotz a kwestshun: Hao r AWC’s diffrint frum uther kitties? R tehy biggur? Do tehy do stuff diffrintlee?
az fur az ai noe, dey iz a species ob der own. u know laik Lyons an Tiggers ar all kittehs but nt teh same. dey can interbreed wiv teh howsekittehs an bekause ob dis, dey are almos bcommin xtinkt
az fur size, noe, dey iz about teh same size az teh howsekitteh; lookz laik teh dusty tabby. slightly flatter head an tuftee hair on teh pointz ob dair earz.
Der Irrawaddy dolfin is alsew becoming eggstinkt, I saw.
So mani wunderful beings being lost. 
hi D.R. why u not make more lols?
Thanky Qasim, I try soon.
non no kittah is on the key zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!
P.S. teh nu votin paige is PLEH!!!
an POOH!!!
an KEKEH!!!
an YUKKY!!!
an…, an…, EUUURGH!!!!
I fink ebriwun hoo comes here lotsnlots finks dat tew. We wuz all ” O_o ” about it.
Wat a gud eye-dea!
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Hey, teh picturr be reflekshun, teh coorsorz art leftwardz.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
iz daown 4 t3h ten cowntz. No
wayz 2 waykz himz up
Chinz andz belleh rubz
habz a way ubz drayneeng a
Kitteh’z batturreez
Oanlee feeng datz coodz
beez bettah iz if Kitteh
yuze Mowss az Pillo
Jack.
OH NOES! Warez mai CHRG *luking frantiklee rownd teh offis* …. ahhhahhh.
*SPLORT*
*slydez boanlesslee owt ov chare tu floar*
marymary, haz nobuddee halped yoo?
Screee!!!! That’z teh sqkweel uv teh wheels at teh CCC cums flyin over! BFRRRRRVVVVM, we vaks up teh brayn cells. STRRRRrrrrRIIIPP – on goes teh noo CHRG!
I offers yoo sum choklits to halp regrow enny cells that wuz lost.
*holds owt orinj paw filled with choklits*
OMG, Gremlin, u mai B mai bessess fren ebber! U sez choklit re groes brame sells? OMG! Tahts fan tassik! Bins habbin TT strokes fer severl yeers, killin awf a few sells heer adn a few sells tehre—-adn now u sez kin B re groen wif choklit!!!!! FTW!!Elebenty!!
Tank u sew mush gremlin! Ai wuz langwishing heer awl aloan adn u sabed mii! Ai lubs choklits. U sush a nyse fren.
If the keyboard is anything like mine, it’s either “mmmmmm” or “vvvvvvvvv” (that’s if the picture is flipped)
well, im not dat good at lol speak so just askin whats ’splort’?
Wel, splort bees wen yuu sea a rlly kyuoote lolpik; adn teh kyuooteniss iys soe grate, taht iys jes oaverwehlms yuu, adn tehn yuur hed jes asploades;
Tehn yuu needez sumewune onna nexxt poast tuu saibe yuu bye cauwlling the
CCC (Cute Crash Cart); adn tehn tehy goez tuu wurk awn yuu tuu halp yuu tuu recobber;
(Ai’m nawt maikeing enny ov tihs up; iyt’s awl prettee muches lysted iyn teh LolSpeek Wiki; taht’s ware Ai lerned alawtta teh stuf taht Ai knoes, besydieds lystenyng tuu teh ovver Cheezfrends hoo haz bin heer launger tahn me)
no, it would be the w key or something, dat keyboard is upsidedown
Not upside down, just backward.
anyone,halp?? mah lol vobac isn’t dat good so whats ’splort’!
It iz a hedd splosion frum teh cyootness uv teh kitteh.
Der iz a lolspeak wikki at teh top uv teh paij on teh rite unner teh brown bar. Dat eggsplanes a lot uv fings.
ohai im new, testin to see if mai comentz r werkin
O hai pirate_yarr wlcum 2 dis happi plaes! Mai u enjoi plai in heer!
Hai, pirate! How yarr? u r well come heer, adn will fine mini gr8 peeps adn mushes laffins adn warm harts adn gud times. Pls come offin adn pllay wif us!
k thx annipus! i was jus wonderin wat it meant
LOL
I preferz teh F10 button too.
;D
backwards picture is backwards
from the looks of the pic. it looks more like a “left handed” keyboard with the numeric keypad on the opposite side of the keyboard and everything flipped, or its merely mirrored. either way kitteh is resting its chin on the C key
keyboard looks like a left handed one with the keyboard mirrored with the num pad etc in a flipped position although on closer inspection the “end” looks flipped but either way the cat is resting on the V, C or X key (or all three)
I thawt dat cat woz consti… costip… cuddn’t go in littur tray ! `nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn`
constipated would be more like “hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn……*splosh*… ah”
Fewtyur Nora.
Presunt QTENESS.
*SQUEEEEEEEEE*
sorry teh burfday fairy iz so late today, teh burfday fairy’z fierwall wuznt playin nisly. so burfday fairy sended it to teh nawty barn (i dont fink its ever going to com bak owt, its habin too much fun in tehre purtektin teh YNG frum burnin hizself wit teh irun) an iz weiyin herz opshuns. re-install or jus stay wif teh defawlt windoze firewall (wich iz wurkin just fine riet now)? disizhuns, disizhuns….
!!!
anyhoo. HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!!! homemaed cake, delishus frooty drinx ob yor choyse, an fettiz all arown!!!
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VIDEO!!!
wat does NOM meen?! peez tel mee!
Iz cumpaered, er, dubble chexd. Iz get mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm unna da chin. Iz anal tho’.
lol… i <3 it!!!!! funny!!!!!
all of the cats funny pictures I see I LMAO each day,I wishI could captionor have ideas for one,but the ones who do it do an awsome job I keep them pic everywhere in my Blof in window photos, facebook,myspace, I am i a man group for year an a hal an I alys safe then to desk top an post them on site ever onelove an thinks the r hilirous an they are right.:)
You can even add the in paint shop an ad a touch to them they are awsome seriously its how I get my daly laugh is from funny cat. My cat is nutz,he must be related to them alll/..LOL
in case no one noticed, the pic has been flipped horizontally. the arrow keys are to the right of the letters, not the left, and all the text on the keys is backwards. oops!
nnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I has teh saem problem two.
Teh shreddah iz hedn tu me!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!
I sed halp!