u fal down, go boom?
u fal down, go boom?
i musta fallen awf of da edge.
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Haaa,Haaa !!!
WARNING! CUTE OVERLOAD! SPLORT CONDITION RED! ALL SECTIONS TO THEIR STATIONS!
CCC heer to handel teh kyutes hed asplodes!
….and all Victors to their Vectors !!!!!!
What’s yur vector, Victor?
This iz Under,over……
Roger!
…huh ???
Ayjint: “Dis iz Ayjint X”
Baron: “Hex?”
Ayjint: “Noe, X!”
Baron: “Schwecks?”
Ayjint: “Noe, X … as in…”
Asistint: *wispurrz* “X n baykun”
Ayjint: “…X n bayk..GNNN!” *smax asistint onna hed*
*heddesk*
@@@@@ to Maus fer teh timely PSA. Kajillyuns of lifes were saved by yer selfless akshuns heer today.
Awl hawt chokklit tankers and spare CHRG truks aer on full alert and standing by. Well, mowst ob dem aer. Wun ob teh drivers just splorted and is being tended tew rite now. Elebenty racing tanker and truk dribers are reddy four yur call.
Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund tai, Eeck & Annipuss! Whut wuld u liek 4 sillybrashuns (aftur teh splorts gitz cleened up)?
Well,ai am alreddy eeting still-warm apple pie dat a co-werker broughtrd in.
Ai can has an iced latte to go wif it ??
Ai has 2 goe an cook mai ebenin meel soon, soe jus a sof drink pls
Ooooo, u gotz sum nilla iscream 4 ala mode? DO WANT! Heer’s ur iced latte…njoy! Wehn ur doen, b shur 2 bisit teh Tybooteek. Ai bin pooterless 4 awyle, but Ai’m shur tehy hab sum bobblolhed kittehs levt (oar maebe sumfing gnu).
Hmmmm…ai fink ai will get an ICHC cawfee mug….
And(sob) no nilla iyce creem fer teh PI todai !
Ohai, Annipuss! Heer’s a rootbeer 4 u 2 sipz awn wyle u browze teh Tybooteek wif Eeck. (Nd if u haz nilla iscream, u kin maek a rootbeer flote!)
I can go to Tybooteek wif u? I prawmiss I will be berree quiet.
Oh,Mel,we iz sorree !!!
U can come to teh booteek….and be as lowd as u wants !!!!!!
ooo. warm apple pie. WANT!
Yesh…it eben has teh crumb topping !!!!!
Dubble want. An de nilla iceecreem, two.
I lubs warm Dutch appul PI!
awwww! It’s adorablz!
Ai fetch paramedicks?
And a towtruck?
And a crane ?
Adn maybe de awlmost YNGs?
is dat almost Y, or almost N, or almost G??
in my kays is awlmost N.
Dat duzzent sownd rite, eever. I go hides unner mai blankee nao, I finkso. Ignore de pyl uv floof in de corner kthxbai.
I finkso u needz dis, MelONyx.
and maybe this!
If I ask foar a squee G to cleen up mai compooter skreen, I wunder waht will I getz?
i dunno…. but I can offurs u dis insted:
http://www.innocentenglish.com/pug-licking-screen-clean/
Y, yes, I finkso.
Well, N, surtenlee.
G? Can’t reelee see taht. *blusheeng*
Adn mai skreen was nevar sew cleen! Fankoo, leeza-b!
ohai MelONyx … back awn teh prevyous picshur yew wuz leeding a silly brashun of blooness. Ai found it so inspiring that ai posted a linky to help wif it (as somewun newly bloo mice elf). Yew might wanna slip owt frum yer blanket and go see. kbai
FLEEP!!!!1! Ai LUBS ur abatar!!!
tnx, 4.5k. is a abyssinian wulf. iz a painting by great artiste louis agassiz fuertes. glad yew likes it.
Fank yoo! Nao, did u do the Bloo Dans?
Next wii must mayk an Avatar Dans.
I guess I shud get an avatar nawt-sekkund…
Whadiz “YNG”? Ai trayed tu Goggleit, an awl ai cud faind waz “Youngstown (Ohio) airport.”
dis mite halp u Jajeh!
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/YNG
Iz Yung Nekkid Gui. Hee libbz in teh Nawty Barn, an duz irining ob cloves foar us (Beesydes beein juss playnole CYOOT)!
Youngstown? Who noo?
.
acshually, stands fer “yung nekkid guy”. Ai has heard that he hangs out in teh NB (Naughty Barn), but you wud have to ask sum of teh ladies to find out more.
Tankoo awl fur help.
ai heard that tehre wuz a sudden increase in reservashuns on flights frum all areas to YungzTown OhaiO. That it happened just after 7:36am, HoWhyEe time. jst sayin.
Well,iffin it were Yung Nekkid GIRLS in Yungztown,u’d go too,correct??
*Pd’B emerges from closet with suitcase in hand*
huh? wut did yew say?
sry, headed to the airpowrt. ai heard this roomor …
…don’t fergit teh possumz…
(nawt dat you’d need dem, it’s just dey need a lil break frum Igor)
*climbs astride mai bronze dragon* *counts loose change for gas* *counts large denomination bills for gas* *frakkit, takes out mortgage for gas*
YYEEAAAOOOOWWW SCREEECH
and vooom, I’s off to yungstown.
an bandaidz for boo boos
More like the Cuteness Crash Cart.
Major SPLORTs coming in 3…. 2…. 1….
Ai needz teh fyremenz! Sendem kwik!
Green bumpee ones? Or reglar hansom an strong?
Teh hansum an strong wuns, pleez. Ai needz sumting nyse 2 luk at whyel ai’m bein halped.
Wunner if teh gui inna b/w pikshur iz a fyremen….
Aw, shux…
**green bumpee fyrmun ternz n wawkz awai**
Yes, tweety, I did. SPLORT!!!!!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers MwlONyx a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
fank u, annipuss. mai braynz herttid bfoar dis.
Annipuss - We mayks a gud teem!
But luk, cweenmj is down! She’z down! Sumbuddy halp!
I kum hep u.
I get CCC.
I fawl down — go SPLORT!!!!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC agane
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers cweenmj a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
Annipuss, u such a gud fren.
mmmm. sippee deh hot chokklit. nomnom deh possumz. mmmmmm. nice blankee. sooooofffffffttttttt.
I nap now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Annipuss, I tink I am next. Im gonna asplKABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grr.