u fal down, go boom?
u fal down, go boom?
i musta fallen awf of da edge.
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Haaa,Haaa !!!
WARNING! CUTE OVERLOAD! SPLORT CONDITION RED! ALL SECTIONS TO THEIR STATIONS!
CCC heer to handel teh kyutes hed asplodes!
….and all Victors to their Vectors !!!!!!
What’s yur vector, Victor?
This iz Under,over……
Roger!
…huh ???
Ayjint: “Dis iz Ayjint X”
Baron: “Hex?”
Ayjint: “Noe, X!”
Baron: “Schwecks?”
Ayjint: “Noe, X … as in…”
Asistint: *wispurrz* “X n baykun”
Ayjint: “…X n bayk..GNNN!” *smax asistint onna hed*
*heddesk*
@@@@@ to Maus fer teh timely PSA. Kajillyuns of lifes were saved by yer selfless akshuns heer today.
Awl hawt chokklit tankers and spare CHRG truks aer on full alert and standing by. Well, mowst ob dem aer. Wun ob teh drivers just splorted and is being tended tew rite now. Elebenty racing tanker and truk dribers are reddy four yur call.
Concatshoelaces awn ur Nawt Sekund tai, Eeck & Annipuss! Whut wuld u liek 4 sillybrashuns (aftur teh splorts gitz cleened up)?
Well,ai am alreddy eeting still-warm apple pie dat a co-werker broughtrd in.
Ai can has an iced latte to go wif it ??
Ai has 2 goe an cook mai ebenin meel soon, soe jus a sof drink pls
Ooooo, u gotz sum nilla iscream 4 ala mode? DO WANT! Heer’s ur iced latte…njoy! Wehn ur doen, b shur 2 bisit teh Tybooteek. Ai bin pooterless 4 awyle, but Ai’m shur tehy hab sum bobblolhed kittehs levt (oar maebe sumfing gnu).
Hmmmm…ai fink ai will get an ICHC cawfee mug….
And(sob) no nilla iyce creem fer teh PI todai !
Ohai, Annipuss! Heer’s a rootbeer 4 u 2 sipz awn wyle u browze teh Tybooteek wif Eeck. (Nd if u haz nilla iscream, u kin maek a rootbeer flote!)
I can go to Tybooteek wif u? I prawmiss I will be berree quiet.
Oh,Mel,we iz sorree !!!
U can come to teh booteek….and be as lowd as u wants !!!!!!
ooo. warm apple pie. WANT!
Yesh…it eben has teh crumb topping !!!!!
Dubble want. An de nilla iceecreem, two.
I lubs warm Dutch appul PI!
awwww! It’s adorablz!
Ai fetch paramedicks?
And a towtruck?
And a crane ?
Adn maybe de awlmost YNGs?
is dat almost Y, or almost N, or almost G??
in my kays is awlmost N.
Dat duzzent sownd rite, eever. I go hides unner mai blankee nao, I finkso. Ignore de pyl uv floof in de corner kthxbai.
I finkso u needz dis, MelONyx.
and maybe this!
If I ask foar a squee G to cleen up mai compooter skreen, I wunder waht will I getz?
i dunno…. but I can offurs u dis insted:
http://www.innocentenglish.com/pug-licking-screen-clean/
Y, yes, I finkso.
Well, N, surtenlee.
G? Can’t reelee see taht. *blusheeng*
Adn mai skreen was nevar sew cleen! Fankoo, leeza-b!
ohai MelONyx … back awn teh prevyous picshur yew wuz leeding a silly brashun of blooness. Ai found it so inspiring that ai posted a linky to help wif it (as somewun newly bloo mice elf). Yew might wanna slip owt frum yer blanket and go see. kbai
FLEEP!!!!1! Ai LUBS ur abatar!!!
tnx, 4.5k. is a abyssinian wulf. iz a painting by great artiste louis agassiz fuertes. glad yew likes it.
Fank yoo! Nao, did u do the Bloo Dans?
Next wii must mayk an Avatar Dans.
I guess I shud get an avatar nawt-sekkund…
Whadiz “YNG”? Ai trayed tu Goggleit, an awl ai cud faind waz “Youngstown (Ohio) airport.”
dis mite halp u Jajeh!
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/YNG
Iz Yung Nekkid Gui. Hee libbz in teh Nawty Barn, an duz irining ob cloves foar us (Beesydes beein juss playnole CYOOT)!
Youngstown? Who noo?
.
acshually, stands fer “yung nekkid guy”. Ai has heard that he hangs out in teh NB (Naughty Barn), but you wud have to ask sum of teh ladies to find out more.
Tankoo awl fur help.
ai heard that tehre wuz a sudden increase in reservashuns on flights frum all areas to YungzTown OhaiO. That it happened just after 7:36am, HoWhyEe time. jst sayin.
Well,iffin it were Yung Nekkid GIRLS in Yungztown,u’d go too,correct??
*Pd’B emerges from closet with suitcase in hand*
huh? wut did yew say?
sry, headed to the airpowrt. ai heard this roomor …
…don’t fergit teh possumz…
(nawt dat you’d need dem, it’s just dey need a lil break frum Igor)
*climbs astride mai bronze dragon* *counts loose change for gas* *counts large denomination bills for gas* *frakkit, takes out mortgage for gas*
YYEEAAAOOOOWWW SCREEECH
and vooom, I’s off to yungstown.
an bandaidz for boo boos
More like the Cuteness Crash Cart.
Major SPLORTs coming in 3…. 2…. 1….
Ai needz teh fyremenz! Sendem kwik!
Green bumpee ones? Or reglar hansom an strong?
Teh hansum an strong wuns, pleez. Ai needz sumting nyse 2 luk at whyel ai’m bein halped.
Wunner if teh gui inna b/w pikshur iz a fyremen….
Aw, shux…
**green bumpee fyrmun ternz n wawkz awai**
Yes, tweety, I did. SPLORT!!!!!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers MwlONyx a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
fank u, annipuss. mai braynz herttid bfoar dis.
Annipuss – We mayks a gud teem!
But luk, cweenmj is down! She’z down! Sumbuddy halp!
I kum hep u.
I get CCC.
I fawl down — go SPLORT!!!!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC agane
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers cweenmj a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
Annipuss, u such a gud fren.
mmmm. sippee deh hot chokklit. nomnom deh possumz. mmmmmm. nice blankee. sooooofffffffttttttt.
I nap now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Annipuss, I tink I am next. Im gonna asplKABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grr.
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC Ai’s rested naow an had mai tee
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers Toia a hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
Lukkowt, we got teh start uv a bad sitchywayshun on owr pawz heer! CCC alert! Cumin throo!
MelONyx, yoo iz lukkin payl! *slaps fayc gently with orinj pawz* Heer, we kleens up teh brayns, old-fashuned style, with a mop. *mop mop mop* *Sqweegee, sqweegee* *mop mop mop*
STRRRRrrrrrrip! Duk tayp. Yor CHRG wuz loose. Strap that sukkr bak on!
Ther, we got it kuvvered. Floofee blankee fur yoo – put it over yor eyz fur a liddel till yoo kin luk at teh kyoot agin!
it wuz ur falt.
ur cyoot nokked me down.
y u luks so innosints…wen i gets up, ur jest gonna do it agen!!
we bedder just lie heer ifinkso.
i can has horsepittal straw for martoonie?
Heer leeza, heer’s a bendee straw fur u, a nys redd wun wif stripees. N anudder martoonie, chawkklit, ob corse.
Dis bebbeh kitteh R too adorabobblol… DO WANT!!!
fanks!
will u has one wif me?
*wonders if itz safe to get up yet*
Ai’ll just has a sip ob urs.
*sipsipsipsipsipsluuUUURRRPPPPP burp*
Oops, sowry, ai finisheded it. Ai’ll go mak u anudder wun.
she drinks my martoonie and leebs me heer wif nuthin to do….. *sigh*
she mustv gone off to teh nawty barn again…… I better go find her!
Yep, dats the onlee responsibul thing to do.
ohai leeza! Sowry ai tooked so long — ai wuz, um, “bizzee”, yeah, dat’s it, “bizzee”.
Heer’s a delishus n nootrishus chonklit martoonie fur u!
*hands leeza martoonie in dellicat blu glass wif prettee liddel orinj umbrella*
orinj umbrella?
Iz okay, iz nawt poysin! Iz prettee!
ok! U wanna share dis wun wif me too?
Shur!
*sips berree politelee dis tiem*
hay! we is drinking in the next thred now!
*drags DK ober to the fyootchur*
dyed ov teh cyoot?
Yew no whut? If obberabundance ov kitteh cyootness reely caused teh reel life splortz, wii cud taek obber teh whirled wif the kittehs!
Poor wittle putty tat.
kyute kitteh luks like he’s ridin’ a polar bare…truely a lethul combinashun!
Kitteh: Oops, sowwy ai lef taht wet spot onna floor. U dint slip innit didja?
Hoomin: PLEH!
I fal down, go SPLORT!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers jk2kitteh a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
tnx annipuss! ur lifsavr!
Ai getz nocked down
But ai getz up agin
Ur nebber gonna keep mi down…
Kitteh sez, dat nawt MAI fawlt…dat’s teh wisky drink u drinked (an teh cider drink. An teh lager drink.)
Hai! Ai’m nawt az fink az u drunkded ai am…
Chumbawumba FTW!
drip drip drip?
He singz teh sawngs that remynd him uv teh gud tyms.
He singz teh sawngs that remynd him uv teh better tyms. . .
bebbeh kitteh so cyute.
muss resist
muss….
mu…..
SPLORT!
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC yet agane
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers punkin a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
tank u annipuss. i juss sit hear awhile.
won’t look at bebbeh agin.
at least 4 awhile
Oh hows cyooo…SPLORT!
Meezer kitten damage
I just sitn here wait for CCC muttering:
WANTWANTWANT
Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC gettin wore owt!
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Offers KimWa hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.
Annipuss, u r doin a grate job wif teh CCC todae!! Ai’ll goe opne teh Splortz Lounj sinse teh flore’s gittin so crowded wif victums.
No babeh kitteh…ai go *SPLORT* den ai fawlded daon.
Annipuss iz abowt ded,so…..
***taykes CCC cart****
***scoop,scoop ,scoop***
***pat,pat,pat teh brayns bak inna hed****
****taypes teh CHRG to Patricks hed***
Here iz yer blankee & chokklit malt(too hawt fer hawt chokklit!)
Fanks eeck – Ai wuz awl owt uv breff wiv awl teh runnin abowt!
Thank yoo! Ai feel muchlee bettr nao. Mmm…choklit malt! Ai awlso lurves teh root biir flote!
ohai, patrick! i tried to ax you to bee uh fren, but yr bloo name on teh whoo’s talking is borked.
Bebbeh kitteh: Ai tolded u tihs wuz MAI bed! U hasta leev nao.
scuze me rhsb, on teh fred a wyle bak u asked aboot teh AWC (AFRICAN WILD CAT) member?
az fur az ai noe, dey iz a species ob der own. u know laik Lyons an Tiggers ar all kittehs but nt teh same. dey can interbreed wiv teh howsekittehs an bekause ob dis, dey are almos bcommin xtinkt
az fur size, noe, dey iz about teh same size az teh howsekitteh; lookz laik teh dusty tabby. slightly flatter head an tuftee hair on teh pointz ob dair earz.
hope dat helpz
nice 2 c u owt frm unter teh bed!
Fanks 4 teh info, AC!
Ai googlold pikshurs ov teh AWC an wuz wunnerin ‘bowt tehm. Ai nebber hearded ov tehm until ai meeted u!
Yesh, ai’m owt frum unnner teh bed, but stayin close 2 it, jes in caes.
S’ok ittehbittehkitteh; Ai maek teh sawft landin fore yu – verree sawft; mai brayns has ternd to mush an is dribblin owy mai eerses!
Ai gotz tihs wun, Annipuss, u jest rezt!
Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Gibs Ruth James a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie wif bunnies awn it.
Rest awyle heer in teh Splortz Lounj an u will feel bedder soon.
So mush bedderer Ai coms bak as maiself! Tanx Catsablanca – still dunno hoo tihs posh bint in teh hat is, an wy she keep eetin skoens on mai posts!
J2kitteh, Punkin, & KimW: AWL SPLORTED; AI HALP YUU;
Caulls foar CCC: heer cums taht crazee Kitteh dribure skreechyng roun teh kourner agen; geyts BRVM adn vakuums alla braynes up; sourtes tehms aowt; piyoules tehms iyn teh iyndyviduual heds, tryeing tuu keap teh sehparate (moastley); geyts duckee taipe adn taipes up alla heds (nawt tugevver, tho;) geyts 3 50’s bavving cappes adn 3 CHRG wdoi adn pulles tehm awl onna differment heds; geyts pynk, bloo, adn lellow floofy sawftee blankees adn cubbers eech wun up; geyts chokomalit mylke-shaike adn chokomalit allygayturs adn gibbs tuu ebbereeboddee;
OK; weez awl dune naow; yuu awl reyste up adn taike a liddel nappee; yuu wil awl feal beddure adn happee-tayle sune!!!! :lol
tanks much, feez bettur naow
tank u ckk. da chokomalit mylke-skaike is berry tastee. nom nom nom on da allygaturs. eye go sleepee for a liddel bit. zzzzzzzzz
Yesh, Kitteh; Ai falled daown adn maded a rlly byg boom!!!
Pleez tuu cawl Dr. TinyKat; adn teh amblience; adn teh EE-EM-TEE’s;
awlsoe teh horspital, adn mai prymaree phyzzyshun;
Wut?? Yuu kan nawt dial teh fone?? Duz yuu needez poasubul fumbs tuu duu taht?
Noe, taht’s nawt teh reeson? Wel, tehn, wut iys???
Yuure tuu liddel tuu jumpez aowf teh bedd??
Hmmmm……Wel, tehn jes Mrrrrrrrraaaaooooooww rlly lauwd foar halp!!!!
mai leo didunt need posable thumbs to call mai daddycat at 2am one night. Leo jist stepped on da speaker button and den da redial button.
ai herded a dial tone, a phone ringing, and den mai daddicat sayin “hello? hello?”
ai pickded up da phone an tole him Leo wanted to say night-night.
Ai bet daddycat wuz thrilled !!!
he has a goggie dat brings him remote controls, cell phones, and calculators in da middle ob da nite, so hes uzed to pets that like techn…tekin…shiny lectric or plug-in tings.
teh mamakitty cawled a fren ob mine same way, stepded on redial an came onna speeker tew……. teh next dai ai cawled mai fren an telled herz dat mamakitty cawled her………….
udder fing herz did wuz step onna on buttin for teh dredded bacuuuuum……..ai neber saw doze girls run sew fasssst………… zoooooooooom!!!!
Ai lurned teh hadr wae 2 leeve teh remoet pointed awae frum teh TB at naight. Ubberwize teh kittehs stepz onna Pwr butten nd ternz onna TB inna middul ob teh naight. Ai can has defibrilator plz?
Oh teh eyes…teh noseie…teh cyoot little face….
*splort*
***rolls CCC ober to MB***
****shovel,shovel,shovel****
***puts brayns carefully bak inna hed****
***taypes CHRG,wif flowers,to MB’s hed****
Here iz a chokklit malt & a beech towel fer u.
Reelax & tayke it eezy !!!
Fank yew, fank yew…Ai nawt haz teh werk todai, so dis wuz teh furstest fing I saw on teh pyooter…maed mai poar bwain go intew cyoot obberload!
O noes! Mor splorts!!
**sweep, sweep
scoop
put brayns in hed
tap,tap***
Y no buddee yuse teh CHRGs dat use gets fur free on CCC???
Ai think we needs to be restocking the CCC- pretty kwik!!!
bring me a shrubbery! Ni
Noe, noe… We r naow da “Nytz Hoo Sai Eki-eki-eki-pkang-zoop-boing-zowee-zoo”
…
N U muss breeng us … anuvver shrubberee!
Where haz the favouritez button gonez? I can has back? I likez fav buttons. =(
*S*P*L*O*R*T* ai ded ov kyoot.
Don worree, Lolmenao, heer coems teh CCC wif teh crazee driber. Weeeoooo, weeeooo, weeeooo!!
***Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd***
***Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)***
***Gibs Lolmenao a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie wif pawprints awn it***
Rest awyle heer in teh Splortz Lounj an u will feel bedder soon.
***MM sitting heer kwy etlee wif CHRG w/doi on luking at kyoots kitteh***
Widdel kitteh gonna kis ur boo boo???
Dis kitteh emits so much Kyootness Radiashun
We may need to invoke de Kyoot Act of 1975
Good one:)
dis kitteh will make us go boom with mega ultra super SPLORT!!1!
Dat wittle face…that cute nosey…
*SPLORFFTH!*
Weeeoooo, weeeooo, weeeooo….CCC comin fru!! Oh, KKC, Ai sowy u hda 2 lai onna flore sooo logn wifout ur branes.
***Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd***
***Fastins on pink 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)***
***Gibs KKC a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit gators an a nice soft blankie wif clouds awn it***
Rest heer in teh Splortz Lounj az logn az u wantz.
Tank u. I needed that.
Yes but suddenly I feel all better, Tiny Kitten. C’mere. :GRABBYHANDS:
i jus notwiced dat teh voting page haz chwanged and its, uhmmm, well…., i personaly liked da cheezburger thingy foar voting and i tink many of u cheezy pals must agree, no??
dats syoooo adorablez!!! x3
Oh Mai.
Ai goez to ICHC, an teh nawt sekkund fing ai seez is dis preshuss bebbeh kitteh.
Yes, kitteh — ai fell down went boom — an itz AWL yer falt. Yew maed meh *SPLORT*
…
Oh deer. Ai seemz to haz maed a mess wif mai braynez ebberyware.
Man,teh CCC iz gonna be borked by teh tyme we gets a new piktur…..
****scoop,scoop,scoop****
***pat,pat,pat****
****taype,taype,taype***
Here iz teh chokklit malt & teh floofy beech towel fer u.
Nao go sit awn teh beech and tayke it eezy !!!!
Fanks, Eeck. Ai finkz ai will go fur a swim nao, akshullee.
Splor…. whew…looked away just in tyme….. teh CCC haz been buzy teh last phew dayz…
let mee tak a quicky peek…won’t hurt.
!!!! SPLORT!!!!
iz ded from kyuteness ovrload…
Sorree,but dere has been so manee splorts dat u gets teh short version:
****CCC,scoop,pat,taype,chokklit malt,blankee*****
PEEPL…STAWP LUKKIN AT TEH PIKTUR !!!!!
Itz hoapluss! Wii haz met teh Qteness an hii haz conkurd us!
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
I haded sum kawnmentz, but it lukz liek udur peepul sed dem awl alredee.
O well. ::splort::
GODDAMN RETARDS!
Full of lose.
Teh lose.
please go away until you learn some manners or at least civility.
Amazing how many smacktards come here and just don’t get it.
*patz on bak* of corse not, guitarfreak. *handz gf a hankee* pay no tenshun 2 deh troll. him just full uv bad mannerz.
.
Deh trollz kum her eberee now and den. dere b nuffing wii can due 2 stop dem frum kumming heer. But wii duzn’t haz 2 let dem bozzer uz. I feel sry 4 dem; Dey hab no majinashun. Wut a sad life tehy must b habbing. If it makez dem feel supereeyore to kum heer and kawl us namez, dey must not hab much uv a life.
Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee. Cheez.
hey that pic made me lol and the wordz made me lol again good job it is so funny i was about to die hope u make more i wilbe looking forward to see ing them
Aw man, wy dont I own a CHRG? Well, 2 layt now!
SPLORT!!!11!!!!
WUT???!?!?!?!?!?! U doan hav a CHRG?!?!?!? How can dis b??????????
hold still wyle I pulling it on nice and snug…..ok. heer b sum chokklit possums, adn a chokklit martoonee.
*Runz adn gitz deh CCC.*
*Rummij rummij rummij*
*Sweepz up awl deh braynes, skuupz dem up and putz dem bak in*
*guitarfreakz cranial kavitee.**
Noaw, heerz a nice CHRG wif pitcherz uv badgerz on it. No, I don’t noe hoo b putting deh drawingz on dme dese daze.
*Tukz guitarfreak up in deh green blankee*
u rest sum adn dont b kumming heer wifowt deh CHRG enneemoar….u kud suffer serius injureez.
Big Bada Booooom!
Muuultipass
She knows it’s a multi-pass!
why go kaboom?
Petrie: I flied?
OMG MY HEAD ASPLODE
Uh-oh… backing away… SPLORT!!!
this is soooooooo cute!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! awwww!!! i want that kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!! (too many exclamation marks/points)!!!!!
probaby one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen