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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai fetch paramedicks?

  2. MelONyx says:

    Yes, tweety, I did. SPLORT!!!!!

    • annipuss says:

      Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
      Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
      Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
      Offers MwlONyx a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
      Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

    • cweenmj says:

      I kum hep u.
      I get CCC.
      I fawl down — go SPLORT!!!!

      • annipuss says:

        Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC agane
        Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
        Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
        Offers cweenmj a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
        Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

        • cweenmj says:

          Annipuss, u such a gud fren.
          mmmm. sippee deh hot chokklit. nomnom deh possumz. mmmmmm. nice blankee. sooooofffffffttttttt.
          I nap now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        • Toia says:

          Annipuss, I tink I am next. Im gonna asplKABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          grr.

          • annipuss says:

            Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC Ai’s rested naow an had mai tee
            Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
            Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
            Offers Toia a hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
            Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

    • gremlin says:

      Lukkowt, we got teh start uv a bad sitchywayshun on owr pawz heer! CCC alert! Cumin throo!

      MelONyx, yoo iz lukkin payl! *slaps fayc gently with orinj pawz* Heer, we kleens up teh brayns, old-fashuned style, with a mop. *mop mop mop* *Sqweegee, sqweegee* *mop mop mop*

      STRRRRrrrrrrip! Duk tayp. Yor CHRG wuz loose. Strap that sukkr bak on!

      Ther, we got it kuvvered. Floofee blankee fur yoo – put it over yor eyz fur a liddel till yoo kin luk at teh kyoot agin!

  3. leeza-b says:

    it wuz ur falt.
    ur cyoot nokked me down.

  4. jessecho says:

    Poor wittle putty tat. :)

  5. Flartus says:

    kyute kitteh luks like he’s ridin’ a polar bare…truely a lethul combinashun!

  6. rhsb says:

    Kitteh: Oops, sowwy ai lef taht wet spot onna floor. U dint slip innit didja?
    Hoomin: PLEH!

  7. jk2kitteh says:

    I fal down, go SPLORT!

    • annipuss says:

      Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC
      Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
      Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
      Offers jk2kitteh a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
      Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

  8. rhsb says:

    Ai getz nocked down
    But ai getz up agin
    Ur nebber gonna keep mi down…

  9. gremlin says:

    He singz teh sawngs that remynd him uv teh gud tyms.
    He singz teh sawngs that remynd him uv teh better tyms. . .

  10. punkin says:

    bebbeh kitteh so cyute.

    muss resist

    muss….

    mu…..

    SPLORT!

    • annipuss says:

      Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC yet agane
      Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
      Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
      Offers punkin a hot chokkli an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
      Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

  11. KimW says:

    Oh hows cyooo…SPLORT!
    Meezer kitten damage
    I just sitn here wait for CCC muttering:
    WANTWANTWANT

    • annipuss says:

      Annipuss cums pantin up wiv teh CCC gettin wore owt!
      Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
      Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
      Offers KimWa hot chokklit an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie.
      Der, Rest awile an u will soon feel bedder.

      • Catsablanca says:

        Annipuss, u r doin a grate job wif teh CCC todae!! Ai’ll goe opne teh Splortz Lounj sinse teh flore’s gittin so crowded wif victums.

  12. Patrick says:

    No babeh kitteh…ai go *SPLORT* den ai fawlded daon.

  13. rhsb says:

    Bebbeh kitteh: Ai tolded u tihs wuz MAI bed! U hasta leev nao.

    • AfriCat says:

      scuze me rhsb, on teh fred a wyle bak u asked aboot teh AWC (AFRICAN WILD CAT) member?

      az fur az ai noe, dey iz a species ob der own. u know laik Lyons an Tiggers ar all kittehs but nt teh same. dey can interbreed wiv teh howsekittehs an bekause ob dis, dey are almos bcommin xtinkt :( az fur size, noe, dey iz about teh same size az teh howsekitteh; lookz laik teh dusty tabby. slightly flatter head an tuftee hair on teh pointz ob dair earz.

      hope dat helpz

      nice 2 c u owt frm unter teh bed!

      • rhsb says:

        Fanks 4 teh info, AC!

        Ai googlold pikshurs ov teh AWC an wuz wunnerin ‘bowt tehm. Ai nebber hearded ov tehm until ai meeted u!

        Yesh, ai’m owt frum unnner teh bed, but stayin close 2 it, jes in caes.

  14. Ruth James says:

    S’ok ittehbittehkitteh; Ai maek teh sawft landin fore yu – verree sawft; mai brayns has ternd to mush an is dribblin owy mai eerses!

    • Catsablanca says:

      Ai gotz tihs wun, Annipuss, u jest rezt!
      Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd
      Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
      Gibs Ruth James a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie wif bunnies awn it.
      Rest awyle heer in teh Splortz Lounj an u will feel bedder soon.

      • Ambercat says:

        So mush bedderer Ai coms bak as maiself! Tanx Catsablanca – still dunno hoo tihs posh bint in teh hat is, an wy she keep eetin skoens on mai posts!

  15. J2kitteh, Punkin, & KimW: AWL SPLORTED; AI HALP YUU;

    Caulls foar CCC: heer cums taht crazee Kitteh dribure skreechyng roun teh kourner agen; geyts BRVM adn vakuums alla braynes up; sourtes tehms aowt; piyoules tehms iyn teh iyndyviduual heds, tryeing tuu keap teh sehparate (moastley); geyts duckee taipe adn taipes up alla heds (nawt tugevver, tho;) geyts 3 50′s bavving cappes adn 3 CHRG wdoi adn pulles tehm awl onna differment heds; geyts pynk, bloo, adn lellow floofy sawftee blankees adn cubbers eech wun up; geyts chokomalit mylke-shaike adn chokomalit allygayturs adn gibbs tuu ebbereeboddee;

    OK; weez awl dune naow; yuu awl reyste up adn taike a liddel nappee; yuu wil awl feal beddure adn happee-tayle sune!!!! :lol

  16. Yesh, Kitteh; Ai falled daown adn maded a rlly byg boom!!!

    Pleez tuu cawl Dr. TinyKat; adn teh amblience; adn teh EE-EM-TEE’s;
    awlsoe teh horspital, adn mai prymaree phyzzyshun;

    Wut?? Yuu kan nawt dial teh fone?? Duz yuu needez poasubul fumbs tuu duu taht?
    Noe, taht’s nawt teh reeson? Wel, tehn, wut iys???

    Yuure tuu liddel tuu jumpez aowf teh bedd??

    Hmmmm……Wel, tehn jes Mrrrrrrrraaaaooooooww rlly lauwd foar halp!!!! :roll:

    • leosmom says:

      mai leo didunt need posable thumbs to call mai daddycat at 2am one night. Leo jist stepped on da speaker button and den da redial button.

      ai herded a dial tone, a phone ringing, and den mai daddicat sayin “hello? hello?”

      ai pickded up da phone an tole him Leo wanted to say night-night.

      • eeckthecat says:

        Ai bet daddycat wuz thrilled !!!

        • leosmom says:

          he has a goggie dat brings him remote controls, cell phones, and calculators in da middle ob da nite, so hes uzed to pets that like techn…tekin…shiny lectric or plug-in tings.

          • jamamakitty says:

            teh mamakitty cawled a fren ob mine same way, stepded on redial an came onna speeker tew……. teh next dai ai cawled mai fren an telled herz dat mamakitty cawled her………….

            udder fing herz did wuz step onna on buttin for teh dredded bacuuuuum……..ai neber saw doze girls run sew fasssst………… zoooooooooom!!!!

      • Catsablanca says:

        Ai lurned teh hadr wae 2 leeve teh remoet pointed awae frum teh TB at naight. Ubberwize teh kittehs stepz onna Pwr butten nd ternz onna TB inna middul ob teh naight. Ai can has defibrilator plz?

  17. Maryland_Belle says:

    Oh teh eyes…teh noseie…teh cyoot little face….

    *splort*

  18. catman says:

    bring me a shrubbery! Ni

    • Aahz says:

      Noe, noe… We r naow da “Nytz Hoo Sai Eki-eki-eki-pkang-zoop-boing-zowee-zoo”

      N U muss breeng us … anuvver shrubberee!

  19. Sal says:

    Where haz the favouritez button gonez? I can has back? I likez fav buttons. =(

  20. lolmenao says:

    *S*P*L*O*R*T* ai ded ov kyoot.

    • Catsablanca says:

      Don worree, Lolmenao, heer coems teh CCC wif teh crazee driber. Weeeoooo, weeeooo, weeeooo!!
      ***Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd***
      ***Fastins on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)***
      ***Gibs Lolmenao a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit possums an a nice soft blankie wif pawprints awn it***
      Rest awyle heer in teh Splortz Lounj an u will feel bedder soon.

  21. ManfredMom says:

    ***MM sitting heer kwy etlee wif CHRG w/doi on luking at kyoots kitteh***

    Widdel kitteh gonna kis ur boo boo???

  22. D.R. says:

    Dis kitteh emits so much Kyootness Radiashun

    We may need to invoke de Kyoot Act of 1975

  23. Hashim says:

    Good one:)
    dis kitteh will make us go boom with mega ultra super SPLORT!!1!

  24. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Dat wittle face…that cute nosey…

    *SPLORFFTH!*

    • Catsablanca says:

      Weeeoooo, weeeooo, weeeooo….CCC comin fru!! Oh, KKC, Ai sowy u hda 2 lai onna flore sooo logn wifout ur branes.
      ***Sweeps up branes, scoops dem up an pours bakk in hedd***
      ***Fastins on pink 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdoi)***
      ***Gibs KKC a cold chokklit milk an sum chokklit gators an a nice soft blankie wif clouds awn it***
      Rest heer in teh Splortz Lounj az logn az u wantz.

  25. teho says:

    Yes but suddenly I feel all better, Tiny Kitten. C’mere. :GRABBYHANDS:

  26. Hashim says:

    i jus notwiced dat teh voting page haz chwanged and its, uhmmm, well…., i personaly liked da cheezburger thingy foar voting and i tink many of u cheezy pals must agree, no??

  27. lolemmii says:

    dats syoooo adorablez!!! x3

  28. nightshayde says:

    Oh Mai.
    Ai goez to ICHC, an teh nawt sekkund fing ai seez is dis preshuss bebbeh kitteh.
    Yes, kitteh — ai fell down went boom — an itz AWL yer falt. Yew maed meh *SPLORT*

    Oh deer. Ai seemz to haz maed a mess wif mai braynez ebberyware. :oops:

    • eeckthecat says:

      Man,teh CCC iz gonna be borked by teh tyme we gets a new piktur…..
      ****scoop,scoop,scoop****
      ***pat,pat,pat****
      ****taype,taype,taype***
      Here iz teh chokklit malt & teh floofy beech towel fer u.
      Nao go sit awn teh beech and tayke it eezy !!!!

  29. Greycat says:

    Splor…. whew…looked away just in tyme….. teh CCC haz been buzy teh last phew dayz…

    let mee tak a quicky peek…won’t hurt.

    !!!! SPLORT!!!!

    iz ded from kyuteness ovrload…

  30. eeckthecat says:

    Sorree,but dere has been so manee splorts dat u gets teh short version:
    ****CCC,scoop,pat,taype,chokklit malt,blankee*****
    PEEPL…STAWP LUKKIN AT TEH PIKTUR !!!!!

  31. jmuhj says:

    Itz hoapluss! Wii haz met teh Qteness an hii haz conkurd us!

    *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

  32. LOLDemon says:

    I haded sum kawnmentz, but it lukz liek udur peepul sed dem awl alredee.

    O well. ::splort::

  33. lolllllllllolololol says:

    GODDAMN RETARDS!

  34. sportygirl271 says:

    hey that pic made me lol and the wordz made me lol again good job it is so funny i was about to die hope u make more i wilbe looking forward to see ing them

  35. guitarfreak says:

    Aw man, wy dont I own a CHRG? Well, 2 layt now!
    SPLORT!!!11!!!!

    • cweenmj says:

      WUT???!?!?!?!?!?! U doan hav a CHRG?!?!?!? How can dis b??????????
      *Runz adn gitz deh CCC.*
      *Rummij rummij rummij*
      *Sweepz up awl deh braynes, skuupz dem up and putz dem bak in*
      *guitarfreakz cranial kavitee.**
      Noaw, heerz a nice CHRG wif pitcherz uv badgerz on it. No, I don’t noe hoo b putting deh drawingz on dme dese daze. ;-) hold still wyle I pulling it on nice and snug…..ok. heer b sum chokklit possums, adn a chokklit martoonee.
      *Tukz guitarfreak up in deh green blankee*
      u rest sum adn dont b kumming heer wifowt deh CHRG enneemoar….u kud suffer serius injureez.

  36. Amanda says:

    Big Bada Booooom!

  37. solanum 2ber0sum says:

    why go kaboom?

  38. MajorYoshi says:

    Petrie: I flied?

  39. SemiGoth says:

    OMG MY HEAD ASPLODE

  40. MacKenzie says:

    Uh-oh… backing away… SPLORT!!!

  41. meep says:

    this is soooooooo cute!!!!! I LOVE IT!!! awwww!!! i want that kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!! (too many exclamation marks/points)!!!!!

  42. legallybrunette says:

    probaby one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen

  43. Kailas says:

    I believe this is a Tom n Jerry’s reference. The one with the “white mouse” will explode with impact.

  44. thelionwaits says:

    WOW! So many comments. This little guy was LoLled alost 2 years ago and I just now got to reading all of the cometns! Tahank everyone so much for having teh fun with this! I saw this pic one day and for some reason Sylvester and tweety were on. One of the classic where Tweey made Sylvester fall from a branch by pulling his clws from the limb and said, Awww. Poor widdle puddytat fall down and went BOOM!” That got transferred here and the rest is…well you know. Thanks again, and I aplologise for causing os many hedsplortz.
    ~Passes out free chokklit martoonies to ebbreewunz~

  45. SuperPrincessPeach says:

    yea i fall downz and goes boomz kitteh lolz this is funny and cyoot. :)


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