going to bed without diner
going to bed without diner …in 3, 2, 1
fine. i jus haz invisible dinner den.
picture: AP Photo/Gerald Herbert. lol caption: meep
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aww….. u can has my diner, little kitteh!
I spot u this tiem.
Congratshumalashums leeza-b. Wot wud u liek fur sillybrashuns?
um… I is still hazzing cawfee.
so enny berkfast wud be gud!
Maybee pancakes? Wut u feel liek?
Pankaykez B gud, Leeza– I iz eetin speshul oatmeel pancake rite nao!
U wantz bukkweet oar buddermelk?
ooo buddermilk plzthx!!
Say ZF, has u had any more wild weekends wif strange bisiters late at nite or has everything calmed down now?
*setz platter ob buddermelk pancakes down in fromt of Leeza*
Heer yar, sugar!
So far so quiet heer. Maus says that EM feelz bedder after teh baycayshun. Wii shall see. Caretroll haz contakted me a cupple tymes tew see if I need itz halp…….
eeney meeny miney mayl
bite a leopard on the tayle
if she hollars u is FAIL!
Cyoot, LB! Dis remine meh uv mai LOL:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1428514
ai lurves yer lol, ai left commint on teh bottom of the lol
And ai spot teh kitteh anudder “n”.
will that make u Sir Robi?
Sir Robin being smartee-pantz- cheetah babbeh may want hole diner!
troo dat!
but he may has to share wif himz mom.
a hole diner mite bee biting orf more than him cans chew.
U diserb punishin
Noze I dosent
I sowee mommeh
Da debil made me do it.
song sed “shet da door, keep out da debil” but shoud say “shut da mouf…”
I sez “shet da door, teh liddel debil will sit on teh uther syd an meyow piteyuslee an stik himz paws unner teh door . . .”
oar ebben skritz onit…….. hebben furbid!!
hoos tyin in mai commintz……….. shud sai skritch!!!
but hevin furbid he shuldz spritz!
But Mom, I wuz killin teh snayke fur you!!!
is delishus 2
if a liddle furry…..
an spottee
who nu dat snaykes hab such intresting patterns….
Had no eyes….had fur instead of scales….
and no mouf…..
It wuz cowld, soe it wuz warin fur cote?
tru dat lulz
In life, you will regret the things you did not do, not those you did do. Bite!
Booklion: I is in yer profile, steelin ur frenz!!!
ohai, cweenmj. I just creayted profile ths mrning. Iz a little afrayd to mayk fren rekwests…what if nobuddy noes me, or worse, they noes n duzznt want to be frenz wif me! Bringz up all teh old junior high skool ankshusiteties! Tanks for being fren!
Ohai booklion!
I is ur friend!
But why isn’t u bloo??
Ohai, leeza-b! Tank you for being fren!
I turned bloo furver daon teh thred.
All new tings to lern wif dis profile stuffs.
But I haz spended two ourz on it, insted of wurking.
I hab ben amayzed!!! I go 2 profilez and klik “add az fren” adn peepz I not eben b noeing, accepting mai rekwest!!! Which just goez to show u, Cheezpeepz r deh frenlyest peepz on dhe web. mebbee even in deh hole whirrld.
cweenmj, ebberybuddy noes yu & yur cweenfetti and yr magical bubblol ridez! Yu r a delight!
I now haz frenz in yuurope adn asia adn straylya!! Yung frenz, old frenz adn middul aging frenz.
*happee tayl dans uv joiz.*
Enneebuddee kanz b mah fren!! just go 2
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
and klik on “Add As Friend” Wen I getz deh emayo saying u wnatz 2 b mai fren, I will aksepting.
.
So far I only has 776 frenz. I noe dere b moar peepz owt dhere. So I will keep crawling across deh frenz adn fanz pages lukking fer moare frenz.
“Onlee” 776 frenz.
****snerk****
Ai onlee haz 30-something.
Ai fort Ai wuz popyoolar wiv 36 frenz……
I can’t have any friends. Somebody (not me) registered accounts for Maus and Petunia. If any of you guys know who did, let me know. I’m sure they were just trying to be helpful, but I can’t use the accounts, since I don’t know what email and password were used.
Mebbe register under Ebil Maus ??
Den he can go in and steel awl uv Cweens frenz
I tried Ebil Maus. You can’t register a name with spaces in it. So that also eliminates Sir Real, Wyatt Earf, Lord Evelyn and Cmdr Data.
skwishmtogetter. dats wot i dided w mary0spockn
u kin use the underbar (_) btween deh
werds. or run dem togezzer. like:
Sir_Real or EbilMaus
Thanks all. I’ll figure it out, I guess. What I really want is for the “squatter” to give me my names back.
Yes, someone stole my name too. I wrote to the cheezes about it, and added that I know I’m not the only one whose name has been stolen. Eben tho it r nawt tastee awr nootrishus! Dunno if cheez/tofu can actually do anything about it, though.
guess u needz to register az Ebil maus or sir real oar wunuv yur uzzer altered egoz. Did u luk at teh pictures maus haz?
* Y taht… %&#@&?!#%… Lemee attem!!!! Holdz meh bak!!!!
* On sekkond thawt—doan holdz meh bak!!!*
Why I yam owtraiged!!!!
How cud owr deer Maus be usur, userp.. kikked 2 teh kurb yaht way??? Wut can wii dew abowt tihs travistii???
dunno if you wanna do wot i did:
for “sweetpea” (which was also already taken both on ICHC and weirdpress) i signed into wordpress, added “sweetpea” as the name for public viewing choice; you could has a ICHC thingy wif a nalternate naem ,
say, MaustheFirst, but the wordpress “showtopublic” name is wot showz up on this page, so you could choose “Maus”. clear az mud?
ps, you can email me if you want a better splanashuns
K. Fanks.
iz dese yer pix? if nawt den yew has possibly a pikshur ob teh interlolper
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Maus/pics
ai wud fink tofu dem cud send email tew dis persun cuz yew has tew hab email address for save/submit lols……
Also, I emailed The Cheezes, and Tofu told me that they can’t delete or reassign accounts. The person who registered the accounts has to do that.
The Maus account is being used, it looks like.
Poor Maus.
Hopefully Mais Oui’s fix will help you.
But you know you have lots of friends!
Maus, hoo puuted tohse 4 pikshures onna prohfyle?
Teh wun gui hazza mowsetashe;
Hoo teh hek iys hims??????????
The unknown person who registered the account using my ICHC name. This person has to be a regular lurker, or even a poster, on ICHC, else how would they even know to steal the name. At this point, I have a dim view of this person’s ethics.
I am also concerned that folks will go to that account and do all of the Friend etc stuff, thinking that it is me. I have basically had my identity stolen, and I am not very happy about it.
i felted teh saem ,it stinkcs, but say la vee, nut muches i kandoobowtit.
my raisoning was they prolly couldn’t steel my abatar easilee, so if you posts wif a nabatar datz d’stink tiv, peeps wood beyabul to dis tink wish twix teh reel maus adn teh interloafer adn teh gin you wine artikul.
mai guess iz taht itz sumwun whoo came here wunst or twyste, maded a few lolz, tehn found sumfing else too doo. tihs guy onlee haz a few pics & lols — no faves, even. an teh faves thing haz bin around foar awhyle. almoast eberywun whoo libs heer haz at leest wun fave. usin “maus” name cud be just coinkydink — ai knew sumwun in collige wif taht niknayme — an even ‘tess’ an ‘tessm’ gets takin lotsa plaises. but it duzzint help owr Maus owt…
unless… unless… cud tihs bee teh troo Ebil Maus???
Nope. He’s me. I’m him. We’re us…
o deer.
Maus we all no hoo u is and none uv us wants to be frends
wif anny ole fake maus.
Just get back in teh swing uv things. Heer, I has sumthin for u.
I may live to regret this, but…
*pulls owt certificat, and reeds:
“This certificat gud for one free Zippo liting, one free seltzer spritz, and wun free pi fling at ennyone but the peep who givved it to you.”
*hands certificat to Maus and ducks & runs just in case*
“Me….and…my…..SHAAAAAA-DOW !”
*Sniff*
*Wipes away a tear*
Gee… Fanks Leeza. I dont know wut to say.
I finks I will frayme tihs and hang it onna wall in The Maus Hole…
Blue Test…
yay! ‘twerked!
ai iz nawt gud danser but ai can do tihs:
W00T!!!! W00T!!11!! CYAN!!!
*jazz paws*
nao yu needz a kewl abatar, TheMaus
I don’t think I want to go thru the WeirdPress rigamarole just yet…
yikesee!
datz a skeery abatar on yr profile!!!
izzit frm yr university?
My “baby” goes to Lynchburg College in VA. The Hornets!
Hippzee Huzzah Maus!
Bloo Dans!
tippy tappy toesies
tippy tappy toesies
butt wiggul butt wiggul
paws inna air
tappy tappy tappy tappy toesies
Jazz paws sliiiiiide
W00t W00t CYAN!
Hay, Maus, iffn taht’s yoo in taht pic, iz taht frum teh plai , “Tah Bawld Supranno”?
It’s me, but it’s “Anything Goes”…
so, wich person in teh pic is you?
I shall not dignify that comment with a answer…
*Raises nose*
*SNIFF!!!*
Bloo, bloo, mai werld iz bloo (at leest Ai hoep mai naem iz nao).
Ratz, Ai trai agin.
Pleh!
OK, Ai’m tryin agin 2 b bloo.
Woo hoo, Ai’m bloo!!! Nao ifn Ai culd juzt git mai abatar bak…..
I snercked too! Rly hard too! Sinuses now cleered doo too cweenmj “onee 776 frenz”
776??
Wowser MJ! Dat’s a lotta frenz!
Awl u haz tue due iz asking peepz and dey sez yes!!
ai kin be “old” friend??
Wye, haow old aer u?
close to retirement old………… caint wait!!! how are yew todai?
Ai iz gud 2dai fanks. *whispers* Ai be owlder dan retirin aij.
an yer croooozin along on da puter!! lots ob “owlder” folkses be intimidated bai da puter……….. sew yew mite be “owlder” IRL, but ai finkso yew has a berry yung attitude!!!!
an yew is bloooo an yew has an abatar……… yew are berry yung mennntily!!! ai am berry proud ob awl teh cheezpeeps fightin der way fru da wp/ichc maze.
U b mai furstest fren!!!!!!
an yew nawt second cheezpeep to meet IRL!!!! an we goes to Yakimamama in 2.5 weeks!! Yippee……….
*pout*
sniffsniffsniif
me no can has fun in Yakima…
wail ai finkso Cweenmj will be back in orygun next summer………. we can plans big ohai desert tea?
Dat wud b wundermaus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know you have to invite ALL your friends on yr ICHC page. Or else they can has a big pout. Like moi.
we must planz ahed!! we will has tew reserb teh hole campground!!!
Woohoo!!! ai’m reely lukkin foarwrd tew itt!! That’z abowt 3 1/2 daiz afpurr Mr. A.S.’s infuzhun—teh dai hee gettz REELY growchy. Beein wif mah cheezfrenz wil bee teh NYSE.
gettin close now, AS….. ai iz lukkin forwerd tew meetin more cheezpeeps!!
Peeps on heer lubs kittehs, tehrfoar, dey lubs frenz!
SarahD, plz 2 b mai fren?
I is ur fren!
Booklion, Ai iys yuur frend, tuu!!!
Ohai Booklion -
So far alls deh cheezpeeps I have askid to be frens have sed yes, rly.
I haz been askin the peeps hoo’s commintz I lieks, ebben if I don’t maek commints on many of der commints. An toodai I got a nawt-secund inn-divide-you’all request from somebody to be der frend. CweenMJ duzzin uddy quite count, becuz she asked everybody all at onest.
But I be askin’ jes a few at a tiem, becuz I haz work to due an howse to run, an gardin to wead, and kidlets to feed an all dat sort if IRL stuffs.
Will you be my fren too?
Himz ‘bowt 2 lern an importint lesson: Nawt byte teh tayle of teh mahm dat feedz u.
Ohai rhsb! Hao u todai? Wii r havin clowdee wether heer, which iz very nyce; maykes teh heet nawt so hawt. Yay!
Ohai, ZF!
Ai’m feelin a littel bettur 2dai. Iz clowdy heer 2. Were u lib? If it raynes tihs afturnoon, ai nawt goin 2 tak a lode of stuff 2 parints’ howse. If it nawt raynes, ai will go.
Gas finalee hit $4.15 heer. Wii flirted wif $4.00 4 a lawng tiem, but teh dai after teh fourf of July it jumpded 20 sents. Pleh.
Ai’m tyred. Ai wanna do lyk teh kitteh in teh previus pikshur an go zzzzzzz.
Hao r u?
ohai, rhsb. Wishing yu gudluk today!
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Gas, pleh, period! Mai old old Volvo needs permyum, sew itz been az high az $4.57 on wun trip (!) I libs in Portsmouth VA, ware teh gas iz a liddle cheeper, mehbbeh fur the military, I dunno. I payz 4.29 lass tyme.
I ok, libbin mai strange lyfe one dai at a tyme!
Mornin,everybudde !!!
Aktually saw gas for $4.11 at one stashun here in the Detroit area.
It’s sad that ai thot “oh,that’s cheep.” !!
Ai noes! I seed $3.99 a whyle back and wuz lyke, WOW A SAEL.
An den I thots, wayt a minnit… dat still sux.
Is £1.20p a litre here approx. Moar on motorway service stations and in big towns, or one garage towns where you has no choice.
dats about £5.50p a gallon-iz about £6.oo a gallon for Diesel.
ummm .. junior? yer mom is a cheeta. that meenz that yer plan to bite and run away is … haow can ai put this gently … destineded for epic failyure.
.
(it will be fun tho)
bebbeh cheetah: WAYTE!!! Mai mommeh is a cheetah ? Sew mai daddeh iz…..nawt mai daddeh?
no, himz a cheetah too. Nawt so much cheeting. Moar treating teh rules as mowr of sugjessions. Or guidelines. That’z it, guidlionz.
well spotted, Pbd!
*headdesk*
Next on Jerry — Jerree askz baybee cheeta, “hooz yer daddee?”
Aww. . .why hop on pop when u can nom on mom?
gud
@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@@@@ for doctorcat!
WINZ TEH INTERNETZ
*hands doctorcat internetz in pink wrappeng*
I hoap u lyks it.
Oooh, fankoo! Nobuddy has evver handed me teh innernet be4. I iz glad u all liked mai Seussism.
I givs yoo awl mah burgers:
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Dr. Seuss ref, FTW!
Yep, you get all my burgers as well.
Hai! I’z lawgd in, but mai naym izznt bloo. Whai?
Iz yur profyl page address in de URI bawks awn de comment fingy? (Mai brayn nawt werkin so gud todai, langwidj skills r lacking)
u has to go to ur profile, and cc the internet address wile u is there, then pastes it in the ‘URL’ box uv ur commint.
*waytes to see if she turns bloo*
Oh hai, rhsb!!
Glad to see ur up adn abowt.
U needz 2 putting yur address
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-rhsb
in dhe URI box uv deh commint sekshun.
Lesse if tihs werks….
Ai’m bloo! AI’M BLOO!!!!!!
Happitail danses arownd inna big whyte an calico blob of floof.
*joynz rhsb in happe tayle dans.*
W00t!! w00t!!! All ower frenz b teknocatz!!
Anuvver bloo! Bloo dans!
tippy tappy toesies
tippy tappy toesies
butt wiggul butt wiggul
paws inna air
tappy tappy tappy tappy toesies
Jazz paws sliiiiiide
W00t W00t CYAN!
Yayyy rhsb!
oh nice dans!!!!! we awl sends fren rekwests to rhsb!!
Ai’ve alreddy gots sum frenz, but nebber 2 menee!
Wat a lubbly wai 2 get bomardid!
Ai did! Ai did!
An me! an me!
me threee!!!
ohai..i noes how w be blu but duznt no how 2 hab an abatar insted ob skwiglie pikshur. is ther a ichc fur dumbies anywaer?
An I has 1 fren an dats cweenmj an i was so happee to hab dat kuz i iz newbie. i LUVS cheezworld kuz ebbery1 iz so compaz…comspash….haz such lovie feelinz 4 each odder. wish it wer dat wae IRL.
are yew bloooo from profyle page on wordpress? if not yew have to register on wordpress.com
then you go to your dashboard and upload an avatar (do not be alarmed if it doesn’t show up immediately……..could take a day or so)
when you go to your wordpress profyle you can put your cheesfrens url in the field that says website……..
Thx i wil tri wen i go hoem after werk!
here is pikshur ob wut wordpress profile page luks laik, sumtimes helps a liddel
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Thx agin. i steels moer werk tiem to tri to folo direkshus an see if it werks. jus ignor me.
OOOO lukie lukie IT MAI ABATAR!! nau i feelz liek a reel cheezpeep!
wowz, dat wuz fast!!! gud job………yer kittlin is teh cyooot!
yew am RIL, yew am RIL…. yippee
Iz dis yer kitteh ?????
ohai, MelONyx,
I try yur suggestion to rhsb.
U r bloo! We duz de speshul, patented, hooky-jalooky U R Bloo dans fur u!
tippy tappy toesies
tippy tappy toesies
butt wiggul butt wiggul
paws inna air
tappy tappy tappy tappy toesies
Jazz paws sliiiiiide
W00t W00t CYAN!
Welcome to de bloo.
a bery gud dans, melONyx!
Fank u.
Booklion !!!!!!
Ai has jus red yer profile…..mai momcat iz frum teh Finger laykes area.
Ai haz lots uv famblee in Geneva !!!!
wait a minit!!
ai mean, wait just a dawgone minit
peeple’z turning blue all over the place
eberywhere ai look
and it’z happening yesterday, and today
yew might say it’z happening everyday
and that might make you
wanna wiggle yer butt and tap yer toes
and if so
ai say if so, then yew might wanna say
sumfin about everyday …
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIaRUVWPuOE
.
n-joy, eberybuddy
w00t! fnx fr linkee
Yesh…perfect fer teh “bloos” !!!!
Ai wanted to do teh butt-wiggul awl ober teh office !!!
cud result in butt wiggul ob doom……
I lubs it! Nao, all together, turns on de moozik adn dans!
tippy tappy toesies
tippy tappy toesies
butt wiggul butt wiggul
paws inna air
tappy tappy tappy tappy toesies
Jazz paws sliiiiiide
Repeat as needed
W00t W00t CYAN!
Fank yoo, PdB!
Letz see if I kin turn bloo too . . .
U iz bloo !!!
And iz dat u wif teh XL orinj kitteh ???
Yep! Thatz meh! We used to go kamping with mah Gremlin. Thatz meh in mah tent with mah hart-kitteh. He wuz beeg orinj boi, 22 pounds top wayt.
Yoo kin see pikshors uv mah new boi too – Dexter, teh tabbikat!
“W00t W00t CYAN!”
hilarious! lurves it!
all catkind babys are good for elder-powning.
eshpechully tigerz ones
ohai! iz in ur ICHC makin dem accountz
But Mom! I is trainin 2 be a huntah liek yoo!
ohnoes why mai comentz no workin?
oh lul dat one wurked! nao i look silly
Blaym evreefing on WerdPretzel/WeirdPress! It duzz plentee uv stranj stuff all on its own, so has verreee broad sholdurs. . .
i blaym my innernets hamster, he alwayz lets teh team down
we likes tew luk silly!!! yay!!! ai tried to use code to make some words italicized wuns and turned teh whole fred italics…………. talk about feline silly!!
italiks maek u luk smart imo, so all gud!
make yew luk smart wen yew duz it rite……… nawt so great when yew turn teh whole fred italic, akshully!!
wuz pritty funny ……… sumdai ai will find teh fred wair dat happened…
hay Jamama… how is mamakitty doin?
everyting bak to normul?
ohai, fanks fer askin!!! her is gud as nooooooooo!! jumpin onna kitchen counter n ebbryting! ai is sew releeeeeeeeeved!! ai wuz gibben amoxicillen (sp) wif prednisone innit tew gib her for a week. sew ai stopped gibben it tew her las nite………… we will see if her is still gud inna dai or two
{{{{{Jamamamamamakitty an Mamamamamamamakitty}}}}}}
I lurve dem m’s
ohai tm, yew can haz teh m’s tew……. tidmumumumumumumu……. (yew can haz a muumuu….)
Ai kan spel banana
Butt ai doan kno wen tew stopp–
B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-
Ai nebber kno wen tew stawp!
I member dat wun…….Kan’t member wen it wuz tho…. …… I lafft msef sillee.
wuz barrassin!!! but nao iz funneeeeeee
Yesh, Ai rember iyt tuu; iyt wuz liek Majik!!!!!
Nom FAIL!
yup
Bebbeh needz 2 be tawt wat ai tryed 2 teech Josie: Don’t byte mahm!
Duz yoo haz enny tips fur hao to teech this lesson? I haz a smawl gent in a gray suit hoo needs to lern it . . .
Oh,dey awl lerns it,ebentually.
Teh bebbehs jus liek to be bitin….one day awl he’ll want to do iz sleep !!!
Unforshunatlee, Josie nebber lerned it.
If ai nawt get up erlee enuf 2 soot hur, hur wud get onna pillo abuv mai hed an byte teh tawp uv may hed! Ai wud wayv mai hanz up towurd hur an sai, “No bitin mahm! Aiz nawt a choo toi!”
Yah, I haz yused that lien too. Teh eggsperts say kittehs byte whut they luv. They sez just talk to teh kitteh an it will stawp, an feel bad, an lik yoo, an stop it.
Yoo noes whut. Teh eggsperts is full ov it!
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hi guys.
ohai shadow. wutzup?
Yeah—habbn’t scene yoo inn ayjez! Hao yoo bin?
Awww, iz freeking ‘dorable. Poor li’l cubby, we no ur hungree, but tis better tu wayt fur suppah! Safur too!
I r feerse beest
Huntin de wild–
Mooooom!!1! Sry!!
Yesh, Mommeh iys gunna bees rlly serprizzed;
Her wil gibb teh bebbe a guud tung-layshyng, adn mebbee a liddel smakkee;
Tehn Momme wil warsh teh bebbeh’s hed foar bowt 5 minnits;
Afture taht, her wil gibb bebbeh cheetah teh suppure her haz bin saivyng foar hims!!!
Bad kitteh!
(!_!)(Dah mommeh)
“felines . . . whoa whoa whoa . . . felines”
Cheetah karaoke – yor doin it rong!
Ahhhh…show tunes !!!
** eers begin to bleed **
Eethur that, or it luks lyke a Tail uv 2 Kittehs. A storeh shor to end in trajedy . . .
yep
Yu kan haz mai diner AN mai dissurt tew, littuhl Spottlesons.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WTF!?