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sew cyoot. mai hed jus asploded.
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I has a lub.
oh, and
SPLORT!@!!
Synchronized **SPLORT**. Heeeelup! Wi need da CCC!!!
whew!
I fink between CKK and Annipuss I is fixted up now.
jd! oh noes!
*wraps jd up in teh blankee wif her and shares choklit possums*
*weakly* tank yu. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute…..
*snffles a little* omg….
so cute. so sweet. *cries*
WAHHHHHH!!! TEH KYOOT IZ TOO MUSH FOAR ME!!
*puts on bicsickle helmet ober CHRG for x-tra portekshun
runs to get CCC and begins to sweep up leeza-b’s brayn cells.
getx skwirlols to help find the brayn cellz tht splorted far away.
tucky tucky tucky brayn cells back in tehir nis comfy brayn case.
tapes on new CHRG wifx-ta strngf ducky tap
Hands leeza-b burbon martoonie and possum choklits to anty-dote teh cyut & handz her bery dark cyut-filtering glasses*
Iz a bery dangerous pixshur.
Rest kwietly until teh brayne cells settle back in place.
OOoh, Ai neber thort ob yusin mai byk lid for added pertakshun! Too layt nao:
SPLORT!!!
oh noes! Ambercat!!!
*getz gin & tonix & puts it in Ambercat’s skull, wif lyme.
Brayne cells scent teh gin and congregate back to brayn ov their own akkord.*
Whew! This is eezier thn sweeping!
* piks up last lagging brayn cells wif tweezers & putz tehm back in.
takes out gin & tonix glass. taypes on new CHRG, and puts new, reinforsed bike helmet on top ov it. Gibs cowklit possums and choyse ov martoonie or more gin & tonix.*
Rest eeze now, ambercat. Donut look at beyuutiful young man and cyute kitteh til yu r stronger.
Mite has trubbel splaynin to teh kiddiwinks wy teh Byk-It laydee smells ob jin but…wot-teh-hek!!!
u cud sai it’s ur nyoo purrfyoom
Booklion- nao halp JD!
I tinks Chesirekittehcat got halp to JD in tyme.
I fink I haz to go off pyuter nao, or else bike helmet will asplode off
of my head in biggest splort ov all tyme.
doo i see a six way tie?
I calls fr Brownies-
cuz “yr dewin a hex o a job…”
i fink I sees a six way splort!
dat kitteh wuz just too cyoot.
**scrapes braynes into littul neet piles, wile waytin for teh CCC**
Gud wun Mais ouis!
Now THAT, Ms Mary, wuz just sheerlee brillyunt!!!
*gosh*
fanks, Janet.
Oh mary!!! It’s just teh kind ov thing ai SOOOO wish ai cud think ov! An yoo seem to do it wif such eeze! Ai reelee admire taht!
An it reelee made me laff!!
But
mai nayme iz still borked an ai dont know hao to fix it. Ai just rote to lcb to see if she can halp! If nawt – purrhaps ai will hav to tern to teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye!
did you find the helpful hints we lefted you a few pics back?
oh, and maus sez you no win himz birfdae is. we wanna no so wee can start planing sumfin apropoe.
*getz out ole fashun’d paw held wud plane*
*fwit ~fwit~ fwit ~fwit~*
*startz planing wud fr a reeeeeeeeelly purty maus twap*
He did say taht??? *sigh* Ai hav miszt SOOO menee pikchures laytle.
But yes – it iz troo! It wuzn’t eezee, but ai pried it awt ov him. Ai will let yoo know.
In teh meehwile, taht a reelee prittee maustrap yoo ar maeking!
Ai did see menee reelee helpful hints. But what iz dun heer, lcb did fur mee.a
Awl ai had to do wuz go in, and change mai email from hur dummee wun.
Doo yoo rememembur where they were? Purrhaps awn Fried egg. Cuz Saturday an Sunday ai wuz in Sheecago!! An ai had a WUNDERFUL taim! Saw an nice purrfomrance ov “Ain’t Misbehavin” at teh Goodman Theatre – and a WUNDERFUL noo play cawled “Superior Donuts,” bai Tracy Letts, whose play “August” iz nao awn Broadway – an in April, it wun teh 2008 Pullet Surprise for Drama!! – it wuz teh WHIRRLED premiere!
At the Steppenwolf Theatre – bai the Steppenwolf Theatre Ensemble.
Starring Michael McKean! Hoo wuz beyond wunderful. Very understated humor.
An a terrific supporting cast.
But ai will tell yoo awl about this laytur!
Aio brot extry programs in cayse enebuddee wanted wun. They say tehy may bee wirf sumthing awn eBay sumday!1
dis is yr latest helpful hints. LCB boviouslee is teh xpert, so you can ignoar mine.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/08/funny-pictures-itz-a-lolcat/#comment-372821
Thank yoo! Ai wuz tehre an nao – ai will trai to fix it.
Ai do not go wif reelee ohai hoeps – but – maybee?? Cud bee. Purrhaps – ai reelee can do it! 
crowd chantz:
janet janet janet janet …
j-pak, trai logging intew wordpress again………….. mite halp!
janet janet janet janet janet…..
asks berry kwietleeeeeee *duz yew fink dis cud be a daily fing*
nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Dunno…I rowtid a note to tah Cheezez and asked if tehy cud dew sumfing ‘bowt going to teh dreddid 404 wehn U clik on Janet’s bloo name…
It cuddin hert!!!
Maybee they cud send a speshul teem to Janet’s howse????
dew yoo finks jus maybeeeeeeee seh needs teh final / on herz url?
nah ai sperimenteded an it werked wifout it on mine
Congratshumalashuns Leeza-b on top uv teh macrame an gettin a commint in teh saem time slot!
fanks Annipuss!
*starts scraping brayne piles into a model uv a mowntain she seed sumwheres…*
If you starts heering ths mewsik, yu’re in trbble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcOaGawIW0
Ai think bebbeh kitteh haz a lub too!
Ai r wurth 2000 bavaginizilliunn wurdzseszxorsz.
i has a happy
good fing i got a …
SPLORT!
sigh. ratzenfratzendefective CHRG frum teh foarmer yugosloberya.
X..X
.<
___
*blargh*
i aer ded frm teh kyute…
Dang! Where’s my CHRG?
SPPLLOOOORRTTT!!!!
Here….you can borrow…my….oh, heck ***SPLORT***
*Blargh*
I is ded frum teh cyoot too…
Oooooh Maus & Sweetpea;
OK, Ai halps yuu; heer cums CCC dribben by taht crazee kitteh dribure;
Geyts BRVM and vakuums alla braynes up of M & S; ploppez braynes bak inna heds ov bofe; geyts duckee taipe adn taipez tehms up (innuvydualee ov coarse); findez
50’s bavving caps & CHRG w/doi adn pullez awn tehre heds; geyts floofee blankees adn cubbers tehm bofe; maikes hawt chokamalit drinkees adn geyts chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu bofe;
OK: awl dune; hoep ebbereeboddee bees awlrite; reyst naow foar awhil!!!!!
Leeza-b: yuu wuz ncluudid iyn tihs splort recubberee az wel; dint sea yuu rite awai!
Adn Crazylittleoldlady tuu; awl yuu guise ncludid!!!!
Adn JD: Hoo Boi, enny moar???
*weakly waves thanks* dat picture iz a splot-hazard. Sumwun raize da SplotCon 1 – RedAndGreyMatterAlert – flag.
Um… CKK? I fink yoo may has mixeded up sum braynes. I is having gehooyr svaxvat fgenlg. Hu buf! Unyc zr! Unyc zr!
Ai wuud bees veree suhpryzed iyf Ai did NAWT mixeded up teh braynes ov five Cheezfrends splortyng at teh saime tiem;
Iyt tuuke awl Ai hadd tuu vakuum alla braynes up; nebbermynde wut braynes belaung tuu hoo!!! Yuu kan awl xchainge braynes latture awn adn swappez bak adn foarth foar teh rite kombynashuns!!!!
Ohg V pna’g rira pbzzhavpngr nal zber! ZnelB! PjrraZW! Uryc!
jryy, v jbhyq guvax gung vs lbh tbggrq fbzr b’ zl oenlarf vg zvtug unyc lbh va fhz nernm. wrfg fnlva…
sbe vafgnapr, gur novyvgrr gb fvat bss xrl gb jneq bss nyrrlham guernq vaavat Rnes…
be ubj gb tebj farnxl, vainfvir, graqevyyl sybjrevat cynagm
naq ubj gb nibvq zbjvat gur ynja naq bggre Zvff Rynvar Lhf lneq jrexf ol cynlvat ba VPUP naq qjvaxva vpr pbssrrm.
FYBJ QBJA!
ur VF n ovg byqre guna jr ner Znvf Bhvf.
cbe dhé, Frñbe?
Fcnavfu va EBG13. N gjvfg jbegul bs Rovy Znhf…
to leeza:jryy qra, jr yrgm uvz xrrc fhz b bhe oenlarf gb uryc gru cber thl bhg, ru?
huburf. qhm qng zrna v tbggrq fhz b Rovy Znhf’f ojnlarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vg’f dhvgr cbffvoyr. V nz uvf rivy gjva, nsgre nyy…
MaryO: V vm abg fher V jnag gb nyybj Znhf/Rovy Znhf gur lbbf hi zl oenlarf… abj gung V’z ba sver naq nyy. Vm gung frysvfu?
Uz. Abj V jhaqref ubb V vm npghnyyl nkvat gur xjrfgvba bs.
Be sbe gung znggre, vm vg erryl zr nkvat gur xjrfgvba?
Naq jhg ner grufr terra guvatf tebjvat bjg hs zl svatref?
Zeese-a cumments ere-a getteeng fery strunge-a.
*pawses and blinks, then tries sum shakespere*
Too bee, oor nut too bee, det is der kveschoon. Bork bork bork! Veter it is snurgler in zee mynd tu sooffr zee ketneep und stooffffeees oof meess furtoone-a… Ooer too teke-a pevz egenst a sea ooff troobboolz, Edn beee lekkeeng ooppuseeble-a thoomz? Too deee-a: too sleep; Nu muer; und beee a sleep too sey veei ind Teh hert-eke-a edn teh tuoosend necherel shucks Teht keettehz r eur too, ‘teez a kunummeshoon Defuootlee-a 2 b veesh’d. Bork bork bork! Too deee-a, too sleep; Too sleep: perchuns too dreem
*jd’s CHRG grows taller and turns white*
… and chickens suddenly gather around …
Aaahhh…nostalgia hedache !!!!
Ohai jd! R U beddur yit? Sumwun gotted U awn beedeeyoe n uplowdid it 2 yoohootoob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9oyr_MKABY
Oooh! N heerz wun uv U splortin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc_UCc8EQcQ&feature=related
AHH, Aahz…Ai lafted soo hard Ai wet mai pantz. Now pleaz skuz me whilest Ai taek a showr. Tankx-U
BX. Thq cblag. Zhfg or Yrrmn’f…
unl! V erfrzoyr gung erznex!
V xabj ubj gb svk guvf!
*Trgf bhg gur mvccb naq frgf Yrrmn’f pybgurf ba sver*
Ahhhhhh…… That’s better…
*Wanders away*
I NOO it wuz onlee a matter of time!!
You know u prolly just settted sum uv yer own braynes on fyre….
’s OK. I wuzznt yoosin ‘em aneewai…
*realizes she is nawt utilizing Maus’s braynes to their full capacity… pulls owt seltzer bottlol and sprays herself*
OH, the power….
the things I cud do wif these braynes….
*goes off to take inventory uv all teh noo pawsibilites*
for those of you who losted yr dekoder rings, try this to translate our witteee repartay:
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
I JUST BORROWED ALL OF TEH DEKODER RINGS TO LOOK AT THEM IN TEH SUN TO TO SEE IF I COULD SEND A SIGNAL TO TEH PEEPS ON TEH SPACE STATION!
“lolcat … fone hoam …”
uryyb … jung vf guvf fgenatr ynathntr lbh nyy fcrnx urer? vf gurer fbzr ernfba lbh pna’g fcrnx Ratyvfu yvxr beqvanel crbcyr? Guvf fvgr vf jrveq.
Vg’f YbyEbg13, bo pbefr!
V291bGQgeW91IHJhdGhlciBCYXNlNjQ/
4f 72 20 48 45 58 3f
no fair mixing metaforz
figgered out first line, werkin on teh rest…
*my hed hertz*
3 differunt codes.
cweenmj, i aer glad you probided the decoderz, but i finks you created a munter
oops. shudda sed “munster” not munter. dratted wraparound.
vf onorr gnyx. lbh ab fcrrxrr?
Znlorr Vtbe xabjm
lrf, fuhqa’g bjg oenlarf or vzcebivat ba Znhf’f??
As if learnin lolspeek wasn’t enuff!
o, luuks liek ai finded teh pwoblem.
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*swapz Sweepea’s an Maus’ braynez*
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few! hoap dat werked! were iz Dr. Tinycat wen yu needz him!!!
dat’s a liddul bettah…
Mais certainement! Merci, moe!
….ah, zee fronsch….
ai fink poor ckk oberwerkd. Luks liek she putted Maus’ braynz bak in himz hed upsied daon.
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*turns braynes ryt sied up*
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hmmm, hoap dis r bedder. Maus? hao yu feelin nao?
Gurl’er abg va hcfvqr qbja. V guvax V unir fbzrbar ryfr’f oenvaf. Uryc!
iz a flamin’ martoonie ok?
Boi, Dr. Tinycat mite needez halp;
Ai fink hims cud uuse a whole MASH Unit!!!!!!
dagnabbit! SPLORT
OK, jk2kitteh; hauld awn;
Heer cums teh CCC roun teh kourner dribben bye taht crazee Kitteh dribure agen!
Grabs BRVM adn vakuums up alla braynes; ploppez tehms bak inna jk2k’s hed;
Findez duckee taipe adn sekurez hed fyrmlee; taipe, taipe; geyts 50’s bavving cap adn CHRG wdoi adn pullez awn jk2k’s hed; geyts sawft floofee blankee wif lolofants onnit adn cubbers jk2k; geyts pynk lehmonaiyde adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu jk2k;
OK, jk2kitteh; awl dune; yuu reyst naow adn yuu wil feal beddure sune!!!
Tihs mai hyuoomin; Ai luuves hims
Dis iz mai hyoomin. Dere r mennee lyke him, but dis wun iz myne.
@@@@@!
Dat’s wot dey sai bowt pikchoors
dis mai hoomin…. no shares
So sweet!
awe, looks at the babeh…
(Oks, humanz not bad lookin’ either…) >:)
Hokay, woo letted the yung nekkid guy outta da nawtee barn?
Um, Tribble….how do you know he is nekkid???
Wishfull tinkin??
I fot you mite no sumthin I didn’t….but then, that wouldn’t take much! Mite I suggest we go to the NB an look aroun for teh YNG??? We wouldn’t want him to escape…I mean, get lost…..
Alwayz gud to be chekkin on de NB frum ttiem to tiem… need any help???
Shure, u gotz enni lawndree fur him tu iron? Wii needz tu at leest luk lyke wii haz a reezun tu bee dere.
Alwayze can find laundry an udder things fur YNG to, uh, …Halp wif!
He kanz irn mai skool yooniformz! En also brush al teh kittehfloof off dem!
Gud idear. Wii needz tu bring sum lawndree az an excuze.
He luks az iffn hez warin a singlit
Cud be werse. Himz cud be warin a doublet.
And living in a sublet.
N duzzint haz uh toy-let
Good one!
But guess what? I got yer wallet!
N alwys shawpn at sum outlet?
I gives 1000 words for this. Does anyone has change for a Victor Hugo novel?
I’ve got one Hemingway and two Steinbecks….will taht do?
A hemingway? Whut’s a hemingway?
Izz it an Afreekin or Europeean hemmingweigh??
r thay layden too?
Oh, ’bout 5, 6 pounds.
Oh… I dunno… About 50 kilos?
Iz it wen the bottum ob a dress falls down cuz ob bad sowings an yoo katch a foot awn it an fawl ober? ‘Hem- ing-way’ ?
* waits payshuntlee fer answer….*
*Bzzzzzt*
Sorry, that is teh rong anser. But thanks for coming along today. We has a lovely parting gift for u. A comb.
U does get a point for creativity, but you get one negative point for seamstressmanship.
… runs orf to chek awl hems awn dresses……an shiney fings awn dressin tayble…
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Hey!!! Dats mah comb!!! Dat LCB!!! She regifted me mah gift!!!!!
I thot is wuz a kind of piano.
Oh wayt.. dats a Steinway….
*wunders if she’s still missin sum braynes*
K, den — watz uh Stein way?
Howsumebbermuch teh wate ob teh stein is plus teh beer insyde it1!
Datz mai kynda finkin, Tidmum!
**klinkee steinz**
Cheez!
I haz GWTW wich is abowt 1200 I finks.
Will that werk?
Ai raize yuu wun “War and Peace”; adn Ai throes iyn “The Brothers Karamazov”!!!
Wil Shakespeer werk? Ai haz awl his playz in 10 volyumz.
*****WIN*****
Oh deer! Ai iz goin 2 need halp wiv 3 splorted victims.
Drags ober CCC
Sweeps up branes in 3 neet pyles
Pour dem bakk in hedds (hope Ai getted dem in teh rite wuns
Fixis on 3 bavin caps wif ducky taep and CHRG (wdo)
Gibs owt hot chokklit, choklit possums an flooffee blankits.
Phew!
I will hand out de icee chawklit martoonies also- cuz nawt sekund ai put awn mai CHRG (reiforced wif duckee taype) so ai dinnit SPLORT over dis kyuut kitteh wif himz hansum hooman.
good fink sumbodee around hear kin keepz der heds. fnaks!
Oh my, annipuss…I neerly didn’t recubber dis time…dey are allus sneekin deze bebbehs in when I least spect dem! Fank you….*reaches weakly for choklit*
You do good job annipis, times now you restes.
Needs to make u in chrg of Splorts.
Yep, Splorts mangr, manej, hooman in charg
Or mebbe Cyoot Crash Cart Consultant??
Iz mai Red Cross nawt sekond ayde traynin!
Gud ting I had mai anti-cyoot sunglasses on or I would have… uh… d’oh! *SPLORT!*
Heer Ai goe agane,
Drag CCC
Sweep up KittyBelle’s branes
Scoop dem up an pour bakk in hedd
Fix on 50s bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG (wdo)
Hands hot chokklit an chokklit possum and wraps flooffee blankit.
Der Naow rest awile,
I kinda figured the comments under this one would amount to 8 million ’splodes.
Dey rilli shood haz an earlee warnin system!
They does. It’s “Welcome to icanhascheezburger.com”
Gud job teh CCC wus restokked teh uvver dai – fink it’ll need moar supplyes agane!
beeond splort.
Hed splode throo CHRG(wdoi), an mai pooter iz cubburd wif mai branze.
Ai is ded frum coot.
plez help.
Dis mai be mai newwist faborit ICHC, ebber. (eben more dan mai owld fabrit…wish ai cud link tu it….”mitosis, let me show you it, My toesis, let me show you them”)
*reechez fru teh pyuter skreens on bof ends. Carefully collect dapanferkittehs brayne cells*
Oooh, thse r bery nyse brayne cells,dpfk! I lyke all teh pretty colors!
*tucks brayne cells back into plyse in teh comfy skull. taypes on new CHRG wif spesul reinforced webbing. Gibs dapanferkitteh new cyute-filtering glasses, a softee blankie, and anteater choklits.
I hopez yu feelz better nao.
fankoo Booklion! muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beddur!
Litter box and litter: $10
Cat food: $5
Catnip mouse: $2
Someone who will love you, no matter what: priceless.
oh… dats such a sweet commint….
**holds blankee and chrg on tite**
Takx returns! Takx returns! Luk away! Luk away!
Awww….
Best. Comment. Ever. u gets al teh burgerz!
*speechliss*
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*finks frantikly bowt fylin taks riternz in tripplikitt tu prebent hed esplozhun*
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*runz tu fone tu kawl Dr. Tinycat*
over lowdspeekers:
Kawling Dr. Tinykat. Kawling Dr. Tinykat.
Tinykat, to teh Splorts Purrvenshun an Treetmint Ward – STAT!!!! We got boatloads uv cheezpeeps cummin in! Kleer teh beds! We got viktims! We got woonded! We got incuming!
**listens intently at horizon**
“Choppers!! Fully loaded!!”
corny
I (reluctantly) agree.
But hey – isn’t most of this world what corny can’t begin to describe ?
Weeeeere az corny az Kansass in Awwwwgust….. ♫ ♪
Ohai az teh flaag onna forf ov Juulyyyyyy…♫
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An thatz teh wai – unh huh, unh huh- we like it … ♫
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* bows—- exitz— staige left—- dans’ bak—jazz pawz!!!*
Brava!
Noe moar a smrt liddle gurl wif nohart
Ai hab fownd mee a wunnerful gui…
Weez cormy, adn weez prowd!!!!
Are u teh fat of teh land ?
i likes teh corm. I eats this stuff up!
*nom nom nom nom nom…*
Splort!
N dere’s a wee kwoote kitteh too.
Hissy – halp is on teh way!
Lukkowt, CCC cumin throo! VVVRRRRRRRRR – teh Brayn Vak is wurkin overtyme. We puts teh brayns bak wher they wuz!
STRRRRRRRRIPPPP – teh sownd uv a CHRG bein titened over teh recubbered brayns.
Wuld yoo lyk a choklit? A floofy blankit? Pleez to luk away frum teh kyoot pikshor if yoo feelz week . . .
tanks, Gremlin. I m o k naow.
Purr: Teh momint when hooman and puss-kat bekum wun.
pwecious!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tink mah brayn just meltered.
Heerz sum icey kyoobs fur yor meltered brayn. I straps them on wit duk taype. *strap strap tayp tayp* Nao, hold those in playc fur abowt 10 minnits.
An a sawft blankee fur yoo. *tuk tuk*
Happeenuz. I haz it.
Um . . . *luks arownd cheezpeepland* Izzit just meh, or ar ther moar pikshors uv liddel gray tabbis with whyt feets on ICHC than ther useta be?
This liddel guy luks lyke mah new behbeh Dexter! Himz defining karakteristikats:
-klassik gray tabbitude (strypey on teh tawp, spotty on teh undersyde)
-sweet luvving tempermint
-whyt pawz awl arownd (liddel wuns on frunt; bak wuns ar hyoog lyke rabbitz feetz)
-ability to exskayp throo enny barrier . . .
Those liddel tabbies, they got teh kyoot! An myn lyks to be held just lyk this too!
I fink dat’s wut got me too Gremlin.
Dis luks liek my Weezy cept onlee her chin is wite.
Has ur noo kitteh gotted a name yet??
He shall be kawled Dexter.
And he shall bring happehniss wherever he goes.
Awl hail Dexter,teh beeyotimus kitteh !!!!!
*holds noo kitteh up to teh sky to be admyred, just lyk in The Lion King*
*Circle of Life sawng starts playin in teh bakgrownd*
Dexter, how cyoot….
“Hail Dexter”? Is that like raining cats and dogs?
Lyk yoo and yor jewls, I wuz just holdin heem up to teh lyt to admyre heem.
Were u admiring his jewls, too? Or has he had “teh operation” alreddy?
Hez too yung fur “teh operation.” And apparently too yung fur teh nip that wuz on himz noo skratching post! It mayd heem awl krayzee an he ran arownd an then wuz up byting himz fur-peep-mum awl nite! Yestiday he wuz king uv teh whurld. Today himz naym is Mud. Such is teh lyfe uv a kitteh!
Awww! Dis ish so cyute!! *Splort!* Oh deer. I’s ded frum all teh cyute adn sweet. x_x
Oh dear! Anuther cheezpeep goes down! Opheliacat, heer, let me halp yoo. I putz yor braynz bak in wit teh brayn sweeper *BRRRVVVRRRRRRR* We straps on a noo CHRG, eggstra strength this tym!
*tug tug* Mayk shor itz on tite! Choklits? Duz yoo prefer dark or lyte choklits?
Blankees uv awl shayds an dezines. Heer, I givs yoo a multi-kullurd wun wit kitteh fut print dezines on it.
Bedder?
Milk choklits.
I droolz ober choklits.
Tank yoo, Doktor Gremlin. I’s feelins bedder nao.
OMG!!
ichc is my home page. so when i opened today so i can go to school – grad school – please prey for me and know i would much rather be here – and i saw this picture my heart melted right out and puddled on the floor.
fanks ya’ll. i miss you terribly and one day i shall be back.
give ‘em cheeze
Have fun storming teh castle!
*whispers* “Think it’ll work?”
*whispers back* “It’ll take a miracle”
“BYE!!1!”
fanks, ya’ll.
iz tru lub!!
gotzta studi
AWW!! *SPLORT*
Recubberee below!!
S*P*L*O*R*T*
Seeveer kyute ooverload!!1!!
Yuur recubberee below;
**peeks owt frum unner teh bed**
Dibz awn teh hoomin!
THE ONLY MEN WORTH A FLYING #*@& LOVE CATS!!!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*SPLORT*
I haz 2 wood hav mor but iz limmateed by space… I livz in a teeny tiny studio ape art meant.
U iz berry gud to be habbin teh kittehs eben wen u libs in teh small spayce.
Dere iz alwais room fer luv ahnd snorgles !!!
Oh noes! We haev seveer caeses of kyuteness oberlodes! Teh cheezkittehs r going down!
*Eets choklits*
Aur CCC heer?
Standeengz bye wiff t3h
CCC andz lawtza brandz
noo CHRGz.
Skweejee andz Dusttpanz
atz t3h reddee. Awllso habz
Froazinn Milkee Wayz
Blakk & Wyte Kitteh
fotoz awllwayz breengz owt t3h
‘Sploart!’z moar tahn cullurr.
Oafeelee~uhCat
iz teeturreengz awn t3h breenk.
Mebbee needz bankitt?
Jack.
Tanks yoo. I’s otay now. I haz choklits an tea. Tea halps wif enyfing. Yoo want sum tea?
Hoo Boi: Jmuhj; Kitteh Kat Celia; Greycat:
Ebereeboddee linez up!!!
OK, CCC iys jes roun teh kourner; crazee CCC dribure iys nappyng innit;
Geyts BRVM adn vakuums up alla braynes; veree cairefullee puutez tehms bak iyntuu eech inniviydual hed; geyts 50’s bavving caps & CHRG wdoi adn pulles awntuu teh heds ov eech, sehpahratelee, ov coarse; geyts sawft floofee blankees and cubber awl ov tehms up; geyts a samovar ov icee tee adn a playtefull ov chocomalit possums adn offures tuu awl;
OK, ebbereeboddee; weez dune; naow reyst awhil adn yuu wil feal beddure sune!!
Tank u. Ai feelz bedder nao.
an see how niseli he holez teh kitnz hed….awwww…
that picture is just great! no LOL at all but a definite awwwwwwwww… heartwarming ^^
iz qte
but iz not a LOL
iz a greeting card!!
Liddill Kitteh’z sawfft
sillkee fur andz jentill purrz
needz no tranzlayshun
Liddill Kitteh can
habz a bizzee day. Ekksploard
awwwlll dayr iz 2 seez
Kitteh batturreez
habz verreh shoartz shellf lyfe. Needz
Sunlyte 2 reecharjj
Jack.
Awww, Jack; yuu bees aowr poetik bard!!!!
Poet Lolreate!
*ICANHASCHEEZBACKATWORK*!!!11!1!!
/dey had blawked it fur a tyme! Ai has such a happi!!
*SPLORTS* from kyoot overload…. i think i need dr. tinycat… *twitch*
Not our fault this time!
I hasn’t done this is a while, but here is some real, live spam subject lines that might be used as capshuns for this lolpic (u has to use ur maginations for some):
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– Madonna Admits to Affair
– George Bush confession
– Male Enhancement Reviews
– 4th July Besteller
– Win at World’s Best Casin0
Wat didded dey winz atta Whirledz Bestist Cuss-eenoe? Didded sumwun gitz da jakpawt onna sLOLt musheenz?
D:
were b meh commments!?
Naw, supah sweet
Baby kitteh is adorable, but I wanna know if McStudly is single!
Been thinkin’ (dandgerous, I knowz) and wonders if’n we should have a ‘cute guys & kittehs’ picture viewing.
squeeees and splorts optinal.
This is what makes men attractive. Not cheesy pick up lines
Der onli pickup lynes inbolbing cheez dat wurk wiv kittehs aer teh lynes tu pick up teh cheezburgers.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The new voting system sucks. Please bring back the old way so I can just browse without having to reload and click for every single one.
Or tell me how to find the old way. I won’t be here long if my wordpress login isn’t enough to view and vote.
Oooohhhhhhhh..WAY too cyute!!*S P L O R T!!!!!!!* Ai needs CCC kwiklee before ai dies uv cyuteniss!
Callin teh CCC! Callin teh CCC! Doez we haz a res-q werker in teh haus?
(Almost 4gotted) *Gets bukkit adn scups up Katzi’s brainz* Yoo will bee otay, Katzi!
Thankees Opheliacat!
ai don’t feel lovered this time…. *SPLORT* ai is dying of kyootness.
Aiiii! *Gafers brainz adn runz fur duck taep* Yoo’ll be fyne, lolmenao.
Omg so cute
gibs mir the boy!!!
Ugh— Lolspeek failin—
This is so cute, it brought tears to my eyes. Makes me remember someone very special. Whoever got the picture, kudos to you.
I has shouldir seet
Dis best ryde at fair.
Dis is jus profeshunal foto. Not funie, not funie kapshun, why dis gettin 5 cheezburgers?
*crawlin arownd on teh flor, peerin in teh kornerz, lukin for any bitz ob braynz taht got forgotted by teh CCC purrsunell wen tehy wuz putting peeplz braynz bak in teihr hedz, hopin to find sum niiys wurkin yoosful bitz ob wich i yam despritly in need*
.
.
….SPLORT….
oh well….
Oh lunarmommy. Yoo awr luckee dat ai stawpped by this lolpic.
CCC? Check!
*Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
*Putz back in branes holder* Check!
*Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
CHRG? Check! *Snap*
*Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
Floofy bankie? Check!
Otay – Yoo rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.
Nao what wuz it that maid yoo splort? Oh ai see. Dat iz soooooooooo cyoot.
Uh oh!
ATOMIC SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!
::twitch::
OOOOooohhh Nooooeees.. nativeca66!!! How long haz U bin heer like tihs??
Tihs iz teh berry wurst SPLORT I haz ebber seen!!
Branes EBBREYWARE!! ?:shock:
*Grabs Brane vakyoom frum CCC.. Vrooooom Vroooom ….*
Putz branes bak in nativeca’s hed…. My, my dere’s a lot ov ‘em…gud 4 U…
*pat pat pat* Heer iz a brand new skai bloo CHRG wif doi…Seemz like Ur old 1 wuz nawt up 4 teh kosmic kyootness ov tis bebeh!! Bedder haz sum xtra ducky tape..Brrrrrt .. Brrrrrt.. Dere U goez… Haz a nextra strong chawklit martoonie… an sum dark chawklit possums.. an a sawt, floofie blankie wif green turtlols on it. U sit heer under tihs shayde tree an I will call ahead to the Brane Splort Recuvvry Ward 4 a bed overlooking Princess Mu medow…
U’ll bee jus’ fine….
Huh…wot?
::Luks arownd::
Oh fank yoo. FANK YOO IDDD!
Dat wuz a doozie ob uh splort. Fank you furr taken sush berry gud care ob me.
Wuz dere a beeg esploshun? I fink sum ob mai bwains mai’t hab landid awn werdycnan. I hope shez nawt radeoactive nao.
Mehbee it gibs her superhoomin powerz.
And fank yoo for the pwettee skai bloo CHRG.
Bloo iz double ply, right?
Oh noez! *Scups up brainz and repayrs lunarmommy’s hed…ai hopez*
*KAA-SSSSSSPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!1!11!*
ai wunder if ennywun willz notise wun moar…OH NOES!!!1! AI MAY BEEZ DESTINED TEW HAZ NO BRAYNZ FOREBBER!1!11!! HAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPP!1!11!
*sweepsweepsweepsweepsweep* Gotted eberyfing back togebba. Hmmm. Needs sum papryka. *sprinklesprinklesprinkle* Put back intu Werdycnan’s hedd. *patpatpatduktaypduktaypduktayp* Nao. Add a CHRG. Betta mayk dat two, az dat woz a powerful splort. Tuck yew up in blankies, adn gib yew a cup ob hot chokolit. Der ya go.
fank yew, jd! hao menny splorts haz this ben foar this post?
TEW MENNY!
::piece of NC66’s radeoactive bwains rohls ober to werdycnan’s mohshunless bawdee::
*sweepsweepsweepsweepsweep* Gotted eberyfing back togebba. Hmmm. Needs sum hot peppurs. *sprinklesprinklesprinkle* Put back intu nativeca66’s hedd. *patpatpatduktaypduktaypduktayp* Nao. Add a CHRG. Betta mayk dat two, az dat woz a powerful splort. Tuck yew up in blankies, adn gib yew a cup ob hot chokolit. Der ya go.
Fank yoo jd. Oooh…oh! Hawt, hawt hawt. Those peppurs doez teh twick in getting rid ob teh radeoactivitee. Nao I gotz two xtra CHRG’s unner mai pwetty skai bloo wun. Dat shud do it.
Az soon Weird Pretzel lets me hab it that iz.
OOOooooo…Skai bloo luks good on U!!!! Sew hansum!!!
Aww sucks
Ummm… shucks
There it iz.
:snerk: Yore splorted in the who’s talkin’ an haz yore CHRG on heer!!!
Split purrsonalitee- – U hazzit!!!
AHA!! Derez teh 1 dat gottid away!!!! GOTCHA dis time!!!
*Gently puts teeniest brane cell bak in nativeca66’s poor, poor hed.
*Terns a10shun to sweet liddel Werdycnan..*
VVVRRRROOOOMMMMMmmmm.. VRRRoooommmmmm…..Vacuumz up awl the sweet brane cells and putz ‘em bak in Werdycnan’s hed..
Serchez 4 anuvver sooper strawng CHRG …. Heer’z 1 wif flying skwirlz onnit!!
Sum dukky tape too, I fink…Brrrrrrrt…Brrrrrrt..wrappy wrappy…
Heerz a nice hawt chawklit wif floofy marshmelloz an a sawft pink blanky 2 wrap yore liddel self in…an sum milk chawklit possums..
Gud fing U R yung an strong!!! Yore gunna beez hust fyne!!!
Ohai jd… Lotsa loose branes ‘rownd heer…. We seam to hazzit under control now, tho. Got NEmoar hot chawklit?? Iz awl owt…!!!
Heer! After I recobbered from splorting, I got a cuple of tankers lowded up wib hot choklit. Heers teh keys tu wun. The sleeping area ob teh cab is filled wib CHRGs adn instant martoonies – just mix wib teh hot choklit.
mah brainz!!! iz asplods!!! must—turnz—awai—
ooh! cookys!
Doan worree ICHK…I gots yoo eben tho I jes recubered maiself.
Yoo gotz da splortz!!!
I noe where dere iz tankerfulz ob hawt chocklick fur da healing.
Phohkus awn the cookys…cawnsintwait.
O-tay? Doez yoo hab yor happee pwaise?
::NC66 SOP in pway here::
CCC? Check!
*Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
*Putz back in branes holder* Check!
*Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
CHRG? Check! *Snap*
*Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
Hawt choklick? ::hookeeng up tu da jd tanker…deeng, deeng deeng::
Dat’s enuf.
::unhuks tanker frum ICHK::
Biskawtee’? Check!
Floofy bankie? Check!
Otay – Yoo rest nao. You feelz beder in no tiem.
Oh NC66!! u did dat like a purr feshun al. wii b soo prowd uv u!
Oh fank yoo cweenmj! Aiz gettin bedder with pwactiss. Iz maiks purrfect, no?
Dija see teh cyoot pics ob mai new bebbeh kitteh awn mai profile? Herz haz a naim nao.
her soo kewt!! luks lik a ! on her face.
I be happy kitteh, too, if I cud cuttle up wit dat!
one of the best lols eva! i love it
lol
A ting of byooty!!da kitteh is cyoot too LOL
Peepz, u is forgettin sumfing berry impawtant wen using da CCC. U guys are nawt cleenin da braynes, so dey may b fool offa dusst, trash or wurse, Back-tee-ria! We DOES NOT WANT ta have durrty braynes, rite?
Pickshurs liek dis is Y teh innertoobs was invented.
Is he single?
So schweets, canz akshuallee hearz da bebeh kitteh’s puuuurrrrrrrinks comeenks outta da pikchur.
P.S. Wud trade playses wif da kitteh ina hartbeetz!
WOW this is a gorgeous picture
its the black and white that really bring out the idea of a frozen moment that lasts forever.
this is possibly the cutest thing ive ever seen here on ICHC
I agree this picture kinda brought a tear to my eye. We forget that animals can bring us some much love and happiness. It’s sites like this and picture like this that remind me of that.
WilliamCA
Beautiful picture.
ai has a happee dat dis wun is lovered bai uall – ai jest wishes ai culd tayk props fur da pixxor cuz it is teh byooteemus. akshuly ai wuz jest staytin teh obveeus cuz der wuznt a seengul funneh thowt ai culd cimz up wif fur it – udder dan sum nawtee wunz…
ai izzent sawry bowt teh splorts, tho!
This picture is really good. Absolutely first class really.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! It iz worth a buncha wordz
wow i’ll take one of both
a pix wurth a thozind woids
foiv hunded in blak an wite
I ownlee see wun werd, luv!! YAY I go mao!!!!
Biggest AWWW moment ever.