worth a thousand words
worth a thousand words
sew cyoot. mai hed jus asploded.
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I has a lub.
oh, and
SPLORT!@!!
Synchronized **SPLORT**. Heeeelup! Wi need da CCC!!!
whew!
I fink between CKK and Annipuss I is fixted up now.
jd! oh noes!
*wraps jd up in teh blankee wif her and shares choklit possums*
*weakly* tank yu. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute…..
*snffles a little* omg….
so cute. so sweet. *cries*
WAHHHHHH!!! TEH KYOOT IZ TOO MUSH FOAR ME!!
*puts on bicsickle helmet ober CHRG for x-tra portekshun
runs to get CCC and begins to sweep up leeza-b’s brayn cells.
getx skwirlols to help find the brayn cellz tht splorted far away.
tucky tucky tucky brayn cells back in tehir nis comfy brayn case.
tapes on new CHRG wifx-ta strngf ducky tap
Hands leeza-b burbon martoonie and possum choklits to anty-dote teh cyut & handz her bery dark cyut-filtering glasses*
Iz a bery dangerous pixshur.
Rest kwietly until teh brayne cells settle back in place.
OOoh, Ai neber thort ob yusin mai byk lid for added pertakshun! Too layt nao:
SPLORT!!!
oh noes! Ambercat!!!
*getz gin & tonix & puts it in Ambercat’s skull, wif lyme.
Brayne cells scent teh gin and congregate back to brayn ov their own akkord.*
Whew! This is eezier thn sweeping!
* piks up last lagging brayn cells wif tweezers & putz tehm back in.
takes out gin & tonix glass. taypes on new CHRG, and puts new, reinforsed bike helmet on top ov it. Gibs cowklit possums and choyse ov martoonie or more gin & tonix.*
Rest eeze now, ambercat. Donut look at beyuutiful young man and cyute kitteh til yu r stronger.
Mite has trubbel splaynin to teh kiddiwinks wy teh Byk-It laydee smells ob jin but…wot-teh-hek!!!
u cud sai it’s ur nyoo purrfyoom
Booklion- nao halp JD!
I tinks Chesirekittehcat got halp to JD in tyme.
I fink I haz to go off pyuter nao, or else bike helmet will asplode off
of my head in biggest splort ov all tyme.
doo i see a six way tie?
I calls fr Brownies-
cuz “yr dewin a hex o a job…”
i fink I sees a six way splort!
dat kitteh wuz just too cyoot.
**scrapes braynes into littul neet piles, wile waytin for teh CCC**
Gud wun Mais ouis!
Now THAT, Ms Mary, wuz just sheerlee brillyunt!!!
*gosh*
fanks, Janet.
Oh mary!!! It’s just teh kind ov thing ai SOOOO wish ai cud think ov! An yoo seem to do it wif such eeze! Ai reelee admire taht!
An it reelee made me laff!!
But
mai nayme iz still borked an ai dont know hao to fix it. Ai just rote to lcb to see if she can halp! If nawt - purrhaps ai will hav to tern to teh Grate Burgers in teh Skye!
did you find the helpful hints we lefted you a few pics back?
oh, and maus sez you no win himz birfdae is. we wanna no so wee can start planing sumfin apropoe.
*getz out ole fashun’d paw held wud plane*
*fwit ~fwit~ fwit ~fwit~*
*startz planing wud fr a reeeeeeeeelly purty maus twap*
He did say taht??? *sigh* Ai hav miszt SOOO menee pikchures laytle.
But yes - it iz troo! It wuzn’t eezee, but ai pried it awt ov him. Ai will let yoo know.
In teh meehwile, taht a reelee prittee maustrap yoo ar maeking!
Ai did see menee reelee helpful hints. But what iz dun heer, lcb did fur mee.a
Awl ai had to do wuz go in, and change mai email from hur dummee wun.
Doo yoo rememembur where they were? Purrhaps awn Fried egg. Cuz Saturday an Sunday ai wuz in Sheecago!! An ai had a WUNDERFUL taim! Saw an nice purrfomrance ov “Ain’t Misbehavin” at teh Goodman Theatre - and a WUNDERFUL noo play cawled “Superior Donuts,” bai Tracy Letts, whose play “August” iz nao awn Broadway - an in April, it wun teh 2008 Pullet Surprise for Drama!! - it wuz teh WHIRRLED premiere!
At the Steppenwolf Theatre - bai the Steppenwolf Theatre Ensemble.
Starring Michael McKean! Hoo wuz beyond wunderful. Very understated humor.
An a terrific supporting cast.
But ai will tell yoo awl about this laytur!
Aio brot extry programs in cayse enebuddee wanted wun. They say tehy may bee wirf sumthing awn eBay sumday!1
dis is yr latest helpful hints. LCB boviouslee is teh xpert, so you can ignoar mine.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/08/funny-pictures-itz-a-lolcat/#comment-372821
Thank yoo! Ai wuz tehre an nao - ai will trai to fix it.
Ai do not go wif reelee ohai hoeps - but - maybee?? Cud bee. Purrhaps - ai reelee can do it! 
crowd chantz:
janet janet janet janet …
j-pak, trai logging intew wordpress again………….. mite halp!
janet janet janet janet janet…..
asks berry kwietleeeeeee *duz yew fink dis cud be a daily fing*
nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Dunno…I rowtid a note to tah Cheezez and asked if tehy cud dew sumfing ‘bowt going to teh dreddid 404 wehn U clik on Janet’s bloo name…
It cuddin hert!!!
Maybee they cud send a speshul teem to Janet’s howse????
dew yoo finks jus maybeeeeeeee seh needs teh final / on herz url?
nah ai sperimenteded an it werked wifout it on mine
Congratshumalashuns Leeza-b on top uv teh macrame an gettin a commint in teh saem time slot!
fanks Annipuss!
*starts scraping brayne piles into a model uv a mowntain she seed sumwheres…*
If you starts heering ths mewsik, yu’re in trbble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcOaGawIW0
Ai think bebbeh kitteh haz a lub too!
Ai r wurth 2000 bavaginizilliunn wurdzseszxorsz.
i has a happy
good fing i got a …
SPLORT!
sigh. ratzenfratzendefective CHRG frum teh foarmer yugosloberya.
X..X
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___
*blargh*
i aer ded frm teh kyute…
Dang! Where’s my CHRG?
SPPLLOOOORRTTT!!!!
Here….you can borrow…my….oh, heck ***SPLORT***
*Blargh*
I is ded frum teh cyoot too…
Oooooh Maus & Sweetpea;
OK, Ai halps yuu; heer cums CCC dribben by taht crazee kitteh dribure;
Geyts BRVM and vakuums alla braynes up of M & S; ploppez braynes bak inna heds ov bofe; geyts duckee taipe adn taipez tehms up (innuvydualee ov coarse); findez
50’s bavving caps & CHRG w/doi adn pullez awn tehre heds; geyts floofee blankees adn cubbers tehm bofe; maikes hawt chokamalit drinkees adn geyts chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu bofe;
OK: awl dune; hoep ebbereeboddee bees awlrite; reyst naow foar awhil!!!!!
Leeza-b: yuu wuz ncluudid iyn tihs splort recubberee az wel; dint sea yuu rite awai!
Adn Crazylittleoldlady tuu; awl yuu guise ncludid!!!!
Adn JD: Hoo Boi, enny moar???
*weakly waves thanks* dat picture iz a splot-hazard. Sumwun raize da SplotCon 1 - RedAndGreyMatterAlert - flag.
Um… CKK? I fink yoo may has mixeded up sum braynes. I is having gehooyr svaxvat fgenlg. Hu buf! Unyc zr! Unyc zr!
Ai wuud bees veree suhpryzed iyf Ai did NAWT mixeded up teh braynes ov five Cheezfrends splortyng at teh saime tiem;
Iyt tuuke awl Ai hadd tuu vakuum alla braynes up; nebbermynde wut braynes belaung tuu hoo!!! Yuu kan awl xchainge braynes latture awn adn swappez bak adn foarth foar teh rite kombynashuns!!!!
Ohg V pna’g rira pbzzhavpngr nal zber! ZnelB! PjrraZW! Uryc!
jryy, v jbhyq guvax gung vs lbh tbggrq fbzr b’ zl oenlarf vg zvtug unyc lbh va fhz nernm. wrfg fnlva…
sbe vafgnapr, gur novyvgrr gb fvat bss xrl gb jneq bss nyrrlham guernq vaavat Rnes…
be ubj gb tebj farnxl, vainfvir, graqevyyl sybjrevat cynagm
naq ubj gb nibvq zbjvat gur ynja naq bggre Zvff Rynvar Lhf lneq jrexf ol cynlvat ba VPUP naq qjvaxva vpr pbssrrm.
FYBJ QBJA!
ur VF n ovg byqre guna jr ner Znvf Bhvf.
cbe dhé, Frñbe?
Fcnavfu va EBG13. N gjvfg jbegul bs Rovy Znhf…
to leeza:jryy qra, jr yrgm uvz xr