Such pretty white socks on its paws and polka-dotted tummy, hahha

I want a lolcat too!:D

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((((((((signature of teh royal kittyfriend))))))))

kat hater walks up to kitty friend

kat hater:i pitty yo!

kitty friend:shut up-.-

((((((((shoots kat hater))))))))

((((((((kat hater falls down dead))))))))
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***royal signature of kittyfriend

or aks cweenmj. herz teh cween ob teh karakter map!!

Teh multi-snorgler (TM) kan be yused by wun cheezpeep to snorgle moar than wun kitteh at a tyme. Or by sevral cheezpeeps to shayr snorgling tyme on teh sayme kitteh.

Mah kreyaytiv invenshun skilz: let me show yoo them!

Ther wuz a beeg beeg emptee hole in mah hart. It wuz ther fur a lawng tyme. I feelz it finallee startin to heel. Dr. TinyKat noes: A kitteh is teh best medeicine fur whutever ails ya. Luv will halp heel yor woonds.

Wut?? Iyt’s nawt kwite wut yuu xpektid!!!
Wel, weez haz noes kuntrol oaver taht;
weez jes gibben yuu wut showeded up!!!

Wayte!!! Teh Nuhrse bees taulkyng; her sez tihs iys wut showeded up onna bak pourch!!! OK: Nebbermynde!!!

Iyt cud cum frum diffrunt fings; mebbee sum ov the kommintures yuu doan knoe veree wel; oar yuu mite nawt liek teh pikshure soe muches; oar mebbee sumeboddee’s repliey tuu yuu maikes yuu feal kynda bad; oar mebbee yuu caime iyn rlly faur daown onna thred, neer teh boddum; oar mebbee sume ov teh lols yuu jes doan unnerstand; oar mebbee yuur jes tyred;

Awl tehse fings kan affekt yuu, sumetiems awn diffrent daiys, ebben;
Weez awl haz bin tehre!!!! Gess iyt’s paurt ov beeyng awn ICHC!!

Iyf yuu staiy unner teh bed tuu laung, iyt wil jes maike yuu moar tyred adn nawt fealyng guud foar a launger tiem;

Weez doan xxpekt yuu tuu pranse, caper, dans, dans, dans, rite naow;
butt mebbee weez kan coax yuu tuu duz a liddel pownce oar 2;
‘K????? Weez wil bees waiyting foar yuu onna floar, neer teh bed!!!!

Liek teh uvver Cheezfrends sed, iyt woan taike teh plaise ov Gizmo iyn yuur hart;
Butt iyt wil gibb yuu a chanse tuu maike ruum iyn yuur hart foar anuvver kitteh;
Adn iyt wil habb iyts oawn speshul plaise tehre, jes liek Gizmo dyd!!!

Weez awl finkyng bowt yuu adn hoepyng foar teh beyst foar yuu adn yuur famblee!!

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After I losted my Jethro 6 months ago and was ready to give a new kitteh a home, I went to teh shelter. I had been to their web site and found a kitteh I liked (right age, etc.) but I looked around first when I got there. There was a kitteh who looked and sounded SO much like my Jethro! Teh shelter lady said, “Then u should take him!” but I said no, it makes my heart hurt too much to look at him now and it wouldn’t be fair to teh noo kitteh to always be comparing him to Jethro. So I gotted teh kitteh I had picked out online instead, who looks very different from Jethro but he plays wif Jethro’s toy mouses and keeps them in line like Jethro did and also plays teh shower curtin game just like Jethro used to. So teh memry is there but wifout getting a carbon copy of teh lost kitteh.

It should be:
www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs

U has:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Tip: go to ur ICHC profile, then copy what u see in teh address line. Then go to ur WordPress profile and paste it in teh appropriate spot. (U did it befoar, u can doe it again!)

But just reed it an laff – an commint sumwhere else wehre yoo feel moar comforabul. Taht’s waht AI do.

Ai hav notissed tath sumtiems peepl com a lot – an maek reelee nice commintz, but nobuddee reelee speeks to tehm. We TRAI nawt to let tath happen. But just speek up – laik yoo just did.

an remembur – we were awl nooBs wunz. If there iz a referunz tath yoo dont get – just ask. Sumwum will probablee com along an explain it to yoo. An yoo did look at the LOLspeak wiki, din’t yoo? LOT ov gud infurmashuns there.

Ai hav seen wunz wif teh sayme pikchoor awn teh voating pages tath were FAR funnier – ai thot – tehn teh wuns tath maed ti to teh frunt page. Hoo know hao it awl happens?

Cleerlee – WE dont!!

O hai gremlin, how is your nu kitteh haz U named himz yet?

Ai just RE-logged in at ICHC – so ai know taht iz rite.

Stranj. Ai wunder hao to fix it??? Ai am awnlee bloo since yesterday!! it wuz vereee egg sighting!!! Ambercat an ai did it at awlmoast teh sayme time!!

Hmmmmmmmm… Nebber thot abawt it.

“Congrachewlashuns, it’s a boy! And a girl! And a girl, and a girl, and a boy, and a girl, and a boy, and a boy, and a girl, and a boy!”