Oh, I say!
Oh, I say! A hamburger with cheese? Capital idea, old chap!
nawt onlee can u has cheez wif ur burger. but u can has lettus 2.
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Good form, old bean!
I say! A British LOL! Jolly good!
……….and….the cheezland uniberse is restored to normalcee…
Maus is bak on tawp!
So u sed u wanted beans wif ur burger?
whut kinda beens?
“Old” beans, of course…
but u just has to soak them furst, they reconstitoots just fine.
and dat werks wif more than beans too.
depending on wut u soak wif.
Hmmm, do ai sens a trip to teh NB?
Ai can come wif u?
ooh, can we ware owr new matchin soots?
Iz too hot heer todai fur teh P&WC reziztint soot (big green garbij bag).
Hao bowt R birfdai soots?
we is skinnee dippin?
so much for dat dignificashun u was afflickted wif!
Mai birfdai soot R BERREE dignificated n formal (ai R a blak kitteh, u noes).
anotter twist frum the twilight zone…. so is I!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
Dear god, do you know anything old bean old chap? pip pip WOT, It’s ENGLISH, m’good man! British counts the vile scots, the welsh AND the Irish too! Britain is scotland, england, ireland and wales. So always refer to it as england, old bean, because otherwise, our stereotype gets widened to those vile peoples!
hmmm. resembul dat remark on be half o’ my ansestres.
*assalts bao wif bagpipe musik adn haggis*
*ponders*
*stops a salt wif WMD*
sum weaponz shud nebber be used…
Aye me matey, what be wrong with the Scotch? They made us the best whiskey after all.
An deh fellahs r Soo cyute in kilts.
*DREEMY SIGH*
…and dey invented teh copper wire.
two Scotz had the fight over teh copper coin and they pulled and pulled …stretched it into long filamint, they did. yup.
wee canna hep but admier dem.
Izzat hau id happuned? Dis site is SO edificashional!
Dey nawt b ‘Scotch’ fer wun ting. Dey be Scots or Scottish. Dey maykz da Scotch, but dat iz berry berry difrent. Scotch iz a drink or brand uv tayp. Dat iz all. Peepl be Scots. Disb berry impoartunt to noze eevun wen u iz nawt Scottish (I iz nawt Scottish).
yew tooked teh werdz rite owt ov mi mouff !!!
But I iz Scots! at least my ancestor kitties waz bak az fur az 1650
Yess, u iz a Scot (nawt ascot, dat b diffrent). But u nawt be Scotch. Unless u b adhees…stikkee. (N if u stikkee, we doan wanna noze y.)
*vile* iz quite strong fur cheezpeeps.
Bao must be parodying teh English stereotype.
on teh upside, i rather like teh ohai teas n teh bumbershoots.
“The English, the ENglish, the English are best
They’re head and they’re shoulders above all of the rest.”
Don’t make fun of the english -_-.
It looks like meh dad. O.o
*inserts monocle*
congratulastions! what would you chaps like for a celebration?
Sum bangers and mash? Or mebbe sum bubble and squeak? And a pint o’ bitter…
mmmmmm, bubblol an skwweek- mai favrit!
I can has fishnchipz?
*passes over fishnchipz*
wantz vinegur wif dat?
No fanks. Ai prefurr sumting ai fink u americans cal “ketchup.”
well, okays.
i can has curry soss wif mien.
wat ?! no “toad ina hole ” ?????
okays. i whip sum up fr you if i gots teh ingreediments
*rummage rummage rummmage*
oops, gotta go to da store for sum ingrediments. for dees deelectabul stars in the British culinary constellation of gastroNomical deee Lites, i needs:
A pound oar two o sossaj (i gonna get teh spicey stuff, even if nawt othentic)
Bangerz (see A)
Cabbj
Dundee Honey Brown Ale
E…
Elebenty Potaters
Fishies
Gerkins
H…
Hot soss (cuz sum o dis stuff needz sumfin
Ice for teh tea (I didn’t say i wuz going authentic, did i?)
J…
Jams
Kidney Pi
Lancashire Hotpot
Mince Meet
N…
Neeps
Offal
Pie an liquor
Q..
Quince jelly
Reglar kawfee
Sum biskits, assorted barieties
T…
Tea,Earl Grey, in bone china cup and saucer
‘Ungry feelin readin tihs lizt
Victoria Sandwich Cake
W..
Walker’s Krisps
Xsellent Dumplings
Yorkshire Puddin
Zee list iz dun!
Rats! Loss my chanse to say Spotted Dick!
I’ll go fur sum bangers adn mash. Soundz gud rite abowt nao. I needz fuds.
bubble an squeekz souns lahk boild mowses…
Mebbe we can has Tee awn teh Terris? Or praps its tym for coktayuls for too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q&feature=related
Martoonee, enneewun?!
ooo ooo ooo lemee get my OhaiTeeHat and Gloves
*patterz off to the Wardrobe labelled “Accoutremanh & Habidashry fr teh Laydeez dat Lunch & Ohai Tea*
*disapeeeerz fru bak o wardrobe…
uh-oh. She disappeared!!! I must finding her!!!
*goes to Wardrobe to fingding Sweetpea. Opuns door, pokez hed in.*
Mai, wut lublee hats dere b in heer.
*Tryz on several. Pikz deh neon orinj wun wif hot pink flowrz. *
*Findz matching glubz and takez dem 2.*
*And, now deer peepz, wii see anozzer reezin*
*”resQ kittehz” iz an oxymoron.*
*Wanderz off admiring new finery.*
Ablsolootlee ripping
ohai, annipuss! we tied fr not furst; c’mon over to my country estate. We must consult Jeeves to help us avoid teh Lord Evelyn Oakleigh!
Yiss, Ai fort it wud b moar diffy..dific hard wen maus caem bakk frum bacashun!
Hoo iz dis “Lord” Evelyn Oakley enniwai – Ai iz suspishus!
…and well you should be. He is a dangerous sort.
*not from our school, you know*
You went to Rugby, correct?
Ownlee bisitin, but dis Lord persun don noe dat…
Oh, Not wunuvus.
*nods head wif knowing look*
Wehl, budder mai budd an cahl me a scone!
Or, budder mai booty an cahl me a scone!
but aer you shure you duznt want picckuls???
Perhaps some gherkins instead?
I wundres if we can has liszt o pickkuls?
A gherkin
Bread & Butter Pikkuls
Cornichon
Dill
E…
Eh, no.
Firkin o’ gherkins
GiNORMous Sour Pikkuls
Half Sours from the Pikkul Man from “CrossingDelancey”
(I akshully met him a few years backat hiz pikkul place)
J….
Ai don’t think ai no enuff piklols fur a list!
But ai do liek watermelon rind piklols!
okays, letz werk wif wot you got, ‘kay?
Jar o’ Pikkuled Watta melon rind frum Ant Bessiee
Kikkoman Brand Pikkuled Ginger
Looweesiana Spicee ChowChow Pikkuled Condimint
Mary 0′Spokns pikkuled brayne from Igor’s Storj Rum
Nobody knows wut dees pikkuls are frum teh back o my frigde…
Opened jar of Sweet Pikuls from 2004
Pikkuled Peppers dat Peter Piper pikked
Q…
Quince pikkul
Red tomayder chutney
Sweet pickalillee
T..
oo, i aer impwessed!
TeenyTinyPickuls
Umpteen Varietees frum teh Deli
V…
Tomato relish
??? i her teh merrikans sayin Whut???
Urrpy belleh after awl teh pikkuls
Various opened jars at the back of the cupboard..
WALLY’S
tries to stawp laffin long enuf to ax “Wally’s?”
Heehee!!!!
Iz a lunnoners werd fer Gherkins!!!
I wuz cormfuzed wen mah ex bf’s daddeh asked fer a Wally,wrapped seppurate frum himz fishanchips!!
(Wally is also a derogatory TTI term for some body who may a a porkpie short of a picnic)
*maeks mentul noat ob berry funnee & useful info*
fanks!
okays, liszt contimuse:
.
Xsellent company & conversahun wif humor
Yellow flowers in vahz
Zabar’s Gormet Pikkled Pig’s Feetz
i combinated teh two lizsts. sowy. my brayne is troolee pikkule’d
Is taht why yoo keeps it inna jar labuled “Abby Sumbody”?
“Abby Normal, I finkso”
Japaleno Pikkuld Peppehs
Kucumbur Pikkuls, Kimchee
Leeks, Pikkuld
M…
ooo, i likez teh kimchee & wooden ha thot o it.
Mee two! It goze nyce wif Koreen BBQ (bulgogie)
re bulgogie: yummerz!!
*thought process taking place*
*suddenly opens eyes wide*
*looks around*
erm, you don’t fink dere’s a connection between bulgogie adn bull goggies?!?
Olny dats dere bofe yummee adn yoo kin nebber seem tew git yur fill.
mebee i duznt wanna no!
Ai has meened ‘cyoot ‘ yummee…lyk ai cood eets em awl up wile snorglin!NAWT eet goggies, oh no!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/22/funny-pictures-cheezeburger-no-pickles/#comments
for sum raizon dis wun awlwayz meks me giggul. how duz i favorite it, since it duzn’t has teh favorite buttonthinkgy to clik on?
I shood be rite unner voting burgrz adn capshun in regyoolar tipe print.
dere is wun I wanted to add too, but it didn’t have the button either.
mabee sumbody eeted it.
if u guys figures owt a way, let me know!
Noe, der iz no favrit button wiv innertube exploder eever. Iffn u wants 2 u can right clikk on teh pikchoor an sabe it 2 ur hard dribe – Ai yoost 2 do dat b4 Ai fownd owt abowt profylez.
Ctrl+D creates a bookmark in Firefox or a Favorite for Internet exploder. I’d have done this in lols, but I wanted to make sure it was clear.
nawt if Innertube Asploder eethur.
Dat wun is funny tho!
Dis is teh one I wanted:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/02/funny-pictures-wif-my-peep/#comments
oh diz wun iz wun ov mi berry faborites….wat a cyoot fase ov deelite an glee iz awn diz kitteh !!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=I+has+a+fether
So ur saying u WOULD like some gherkins?
I wud like a gherkin plsthx!
er, define ‘gherkin’.
It’s like a fireman, only smaller, greener, and bumplier.
ROFLMAO
an tehy live in teh NB?
Ai fort a gerkin wus a sort uv jakkit.
Noe, taht wuz a JERKin.
Hoo wuz dis jerk in teh gerkin?
after much careful consideration yas I will has one, thx!
I can keep him in my pokkets, ifinkso.
u nebber noes wehn u can use a small green bumply fireman arownd heer.
I relish teh thought.
Keep that up and we’ll garnish ur wages.
Is dat like teh flavored birf-kontrowl devices? Teh condomintz?
*snerk*
heer’s 2p. Get yourself one too, old boi!
Where the heck are you buying cheeseburger for 2p?! That’s about 4 cents…
So dat’s abowt 2 sense each, rite?
Dat’s the going price todai in cheezland.
The majic uv the inntertubes!
Want wun?
Wif pickuls or wiffowt?
Ahhhhh, I see! Yes please! With pickles!
dill, or koshur dill?
Or… wif relish?
and, what to drink?
I shall probably live to regret this, but…
Surprize me…
How abowt a witch docktor?
ooo ee oo ah ah
ting tang
wallawalla bing bang
ooo ee oo ah ah
ting tang wallawalla bingbang!
wait, wut?
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you’ll be mine
When I say this to you
um. gess I gotted too regionul there.
A witch doctor around heer is a drink wif a whole bunch of sodas mixteded up, and also wif a splash ub picklol joos.
U gets them at Whataburger. But apparentlee its not on the standard menu, I cudn’t find anything on teh intertubes.
I was HOPIN Maus wud axe for a coke, so I cud say, NO COKE, PEPSI!
And I don’t know WUT sawng dat is ur singing… my complete fail at this thred, let me show u it!
okay, i pologize in advanz fur dis annoyanz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okN9caFydN8
(alvin & chipmunks remix o teh witchdoktor toon)
classic version of Witchdoctor by Chipmunkz & Dave
(slightlylessdestructivetoyurpeasofmind version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMEZvZSWFQ
Nawt orijinal vershun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
The Witch Doctor Song. And I KNOW you’re old enough to remember it!
*fresh back frum googlol and watchin Mais Ouis’ linkee (eerwurm alert btw!)*
um, almost, but nawt reely.
Dis song was releeseded the same year I was borned, acc to wiki.
sumbuddy’s gonna tern 50 dis yeer!
welcum, is a good yeer IMHO, i about half way fru it & it
beez the kat’s mewow bestest fr me.
Ai has awlredee gawts dare, IMHO nawt sew grate akshully.
alreddy happend, in April.
I is still in semi-de nile tho.
Ai has the fitty wunth birdai on Caturdai. Mai cundolinsis tew yoo.
Bunch o’ young’uns… I’ll be fibtee-free soon…
i sry 50 nawt bean gut fr you.
i aer a laet bloomer, so datz why is good fr me…
maus birfdae soon? tells us win, so we can haz partay!
Janet knows. Itsa coupla months or so yet…
Ai happitayl fur yoo, jess nawt lyk wut grabbitee has doong wif bodee parts
Oh, maus!! u just a whippersnapper!!!!!!!!
[stern warning]
we do not discuss the effects of grabitee here, eksept in regard to teh lak therof & teh resulting hilarity of how dat effex teh kittehs, ‘kay?
You are correct madam. I defer to your greater
agewisdom and experience…I noes wut u meen, fikshunkitteh!
Grabbity affects sum ov us more than otters!
But I is not lettin it win wiffowt a fite!
uh ohs… sowry, i didn’t refresh.
no more grabbity talk.
unless LCB comes arownd.
ZOMG!!!! leeza-b, Maus, I thotted yu bof were kittehs in yur 20’s!! or mebbe eerly 30’s, hu just were bery nowlegable abouts teh older meowsick. I must now rethink teh entire uniberse.
But… why??
We is all yung at hart!!!
Ackshully I thotted Mary wuz yunger and Maus wuz older.
Sew interesting that we is all arownd teh same ages!
um…how old is u, booklion?
Wel, akshully, weez awl beez jes bebbehs;
(Mehntalee, enneewaiy!!!)
diz nowt teh classik wun, but ai fownded teh mupput bershun an….wel iz teh Muppetz !!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgzVJhAEe-c&feature=related
wif pikkels- lawts uv pikkels. yu kin never hav two mennee pikkels.
tahts mai two bits for whut itz werth
pikkls-yumm. jollygood!
T_T 0_0
Therewatching mwe…
I wud gladluy pai yoo toozday fur a cheezburger todai……..
and/or
Mr. Peanut Cat!
Cheeseburger ? Extraordinary…
I have to say I am not quite particularily fond of modern American inventions they try to pass as food these days.
Heer, has som jennelmens relish. An som marmyt. An som tryp. Reel fuds!
PLEH!
Tryp!!!
Izzat wut I fink it iz???
Iz cowz stummick
Sowwy can’t goe on – Pleh! ppfffftt
Yikez!! Datz wut I fowt it wuz!! – Pleh! ppfffttt… also
Doan 4get teh spotted dick!
*pokes commint wif a 10 foot pole to see wut happens*
It went ….*roly poly*…. *snerk*
Yu’ll get tode in teh hoel!
Oh thank you dearly !
You are most kind indeed.
I hope I have a chance to return the favour some time.
psst— doant go to teh yello arches plase, iz nawt rellee fud.
You simply saved me !
My nose is a little congested so I could have wandered into somehow.
Oh perhaps the colors might just have deterred me…
Ratz!!!! I nowe tihs will probalee beez a dubbel poast…
But WierdPress appeers to haz eetin mai lol.
I madid did lol in April to honer owr TTI frenz.. An I fink itz berry appro.. aprow.. fittin’ heer…
Just add teh aich tee tee pee, ov corse
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=997346
Brilliant!
Monakul kat haz upurrr krust, ay whot?
tahts okee, aisle take the bottom krust an yu can hav teh middul…
“Mai wurd, datz a smashin sulooshun, oeld been. And wunce weer dun wif teh krustz we kan muve awn tu doze bally noofanguld cheez tawped hamburgurz, toodul-pip, cheereeyoh.
(Kawnfidenshulee, evin Mawnukul Kitteh himzelf nawt haz teh fayntist aideeyuh wut he b tawkin abowt.)
No cheezburgr 4 mi, plz.
(Ai jest gotted emale frum teh hubbeh. Him wantz 2 meat 2dai oar 2morro an talk abowt teh devorse. Ai suddenlee feelz sik.)
**bak unner teh bed, curled up sew awl u can see iz floof an eies**
Hmmmm…
Well, if you need me to do some black work for you, let me know…
Fanks, EM. Ai may taek u up onnit.
**whispurrs** Wanna go in mai playse? U getz da proverbeal “blank chek”.
Iyf yuu haz gotted a lolyer awreddy, wye doan yuu jes teyl husbin tuu taulk tuu hims; tehn yuu woan hasta hav a upseytt tummeh adn a hedaike;
Adn wye duz hims wunt tuu taulk fayse-tuu-fayse?;
Wut duz hims hasta saiy taht hims kan nawt sez oaver teh fone???
Ai wud tel hims tuu taulk tuu teh hand (oar teh paw)!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}
hav sum sprite- it helps mai tummee feel bettr (even if itz onlee sik kuz uv nerves).
*peeks under bed at rhsb*
“Now come on owt heer..into teh lite ware U are luvved”
*pats rhsb’s sawt furz and dabs teery aise wif lacy hankie*
*littlul ornj curlz up rite next to rhsb & purrs*
{{{rhsb}}} Have strength- this too, shall pass- purrhaps sumthin better is waitin fur yuu on the other side of this ’sperience. (ai’m sure of it!)
{{{{rhsb}}}}
try to remember to breathe. Try to hold your temper as something precious and your own – don’t let events steal it from you.
*schmoo*
{{{{rhsb}}}}}
In tru deh noze, out tru de eers!
Teh eers?!?! Hao do ai do taht? Ai’m nawt taht talintid.
Wuzzit teh Roseanne episod wehre teh woman sed 2 breev fru teh eieballz?
In Bull Durham tehy was breeving liek the lava lizards, throo their eyelidz, rite?
Dats gud, tu! Luks laike smoke cummin oudda deh eers wen u breeth tru em.
Heerz teh episoad ai wuz talkin abowt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vurggM6kjTA&NR=1
*floofee med whyte kitteh crawlz under teh bed – curls up awn teh other side ov rhsb an liks her hed an eers.*
*whispurrrrrs between liks* an doan furgit! Taek a noetbuk alowng – rite down ebree thing he says – so yoo know yoo hav it rite an don’t hav to trai to rememburr. AND don’t agree to ENETHING – oar SIGN enething – until yur lawyer says itz OK! Akshullee, ebreething shud go THROOO teh lolyer! This iz verreeee important!!
*hedbonks* *snuggles cloaser an purrs in harmonee wif liddl oranj kitteh*
*Big silber-gray kitteh gibs hedbonks & bery loud, soothing purrs*
JCH4K just sed eberyting I wz going to say, so
LISSEN TO HER.
Don’t agree to ennyting, don’t sign ennyting.
Mebbe don’t eben met him wifout lolyer.
I still gots teh big hebby oak sword frum when I used to be marshall art-ist.
And teh unyform. Wants me to go wif az mean-looking bodyguard?
Ai seccund taht, JCH4K. An ai wud ad—doan lett himz cawn yoo. Ai wuddn’t eebe meat wif himz wifowt yoor lolyer. Iffn hee gitz upsot abowt taht, tehn himz traiin tew pul a fass wun. Sumfin’z juss nawt ryte wif dis gui. It’z nawt yoor fawlt–sum fokezez juss goez awf teh depe enz foar noe aparint reezon.
An, rhsb—ai’m praiin foar yoo–foar peese an joi an wutebber yoo needz teh moast. {{{{{{{{{{rosie}}}}}}}}}}
Mom, I’m adding this on to my prayer list too. I know the meeting is long past by now, but the prayers, I’m sure, are still needed. Peace, joy, endurance, and other good things for such times.
I don’t know you, rhsb, because I don’t spend a lot of time here, but if my mom is praying for you, then it’s a good idea.
oh ….rhsb…..ai ordunareelee telz peepulz wat tew dew, but afink doze hoo sey dont meet wiff himz wiffowt yer lolyer..dey ar RITE !!!! ai noes iz bery hard, speshually ifn yew stil lovz him….but he iz bein teh nowt nise….dunot trusts him……whi shood yew meetz him ifn it hertz yew??? yew kant “getz himz bak” an frnakli yew duzzunt reely wantz sumwun hoo wood hert yew liek dat…..reely….srsly….do not want …
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yew kant maek himz undderstanz….srsly….he kan onli hert yew naow….donut letz him…pertek yerselv…..pleese….
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lowtz ov uz beed froo diz, we jest tryin tew helpz yew nowt get teh herted, (werse dan yew awlreddy ar) habbin been dwon dat rode, we jest ryin tew show yew …”hey dose ar bumpz…dont goes der !!”
.
an meen peepulz dont trun nise fer no reesun, himz up tew sumfin
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
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*sticks floofly paw unner teh bed an gibs rhsb sum nys pettinks*
.
oh mai deer, i’z wishink yoo culd hab bedder time rite nao. I’z glad, tho, dat Janet an MaryO ar purring (in harmonee, no less!!!) fer yoo. Hopefullee it’ll maik yoo feel a bit bedder. an remember, wii heer lubs yoo, an sends yoo awl gud thots an lite as yoo go thru dis ruff patch.
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(I can’t stai an purr wif Janet an Mary – gots to go back fer teh affernuun’s kemo.)
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Plz to taek car ov yurself, deer hart!
*slow blinky eyes to PB2K*
Aw, I’z sawree tu heer dat, rhsb. Mawnakul kitteh finkz dats a rie shaym. Evin doh it wud normulee b bineef himz dignitee, he duz a silleh dans jest tu maek u feelz a bit betur.
Absolutely CORKING!
Hay u guise! Off topic, but I just has to share. I just got a call from teh vet, where Esme went for her 3rd chemo today. You might recall that in last week’s episode, her platelet count was too low for her to get the chemo as scheduled and the mass had not grown but had also not shrunk.
WELL. This week her platelet level pleased the oncologist and so she got the chemo. Not only that, but the mass has gotten smaller!
*LCB does cartwheels around teh room*
Part of this is just how the chemo works, but I firmly believe that part is also due to all ur good thoughts and wishes!
*gives teh neerest Cheezfren a big hugandkiss*
Pass that along down the line, willya?
Gotta get back to teh werks now.
Prayze b 2 CC!
***Whooopie!!!*** ***Yahoooo!!!***
*Hooray 4 Esme!!!!*
Tap dans’ up teh walls… Duz hand..er paw stand..an biiiig finnish— Bak flip!!!
***Yaaaaay***
Uh, NE one haz sum linnamint ????
*whyte paw reeches awt frum unner teh bed wif beeeeg bottlol ov linnimint*
Heer yoo go!
Taht wuz shurlee a veree impressiv dans manooooover! LOL!
Doan’t drink it awl at wunse!
*snerk*
“Pleez moar, mai I haz sum sir?? ” *hic*
Howlaylooyah!!!!
Ai’z doing a HYOOJ happee dans fur u n Esme!!!!!!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!
i danz the WOOHOO danz 2 fur LCB n Esme!!!! Absa…abso…fur shur all the luvs and gud thots of the cheezfrenz is a powrful forz!
YAY!!!
p.s. newz about Esme is never OT. iz impoartant we can has a nupdaet.
YAYS for Esme!!!
Glad to heer sum gud news!!!!
Weezy goes back for her followup Frydai.
*crosses fingurs*
*crosses fingurs for Weezy too.*
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Gud, gud, gud!!!! We kiep tinkin her awl healttee an happee!
Ok, I read that as “tinklin” and was all “well, whatever works!” But why don’t u keep this 50p towel handy, anyways.
Thx everybuddy for all teh happys!
Ai shell tink on Esme wen tinklin.
Thx! Just don’t be tinklin on her when she’s tinkin. She doesn’t like that.
Ai wudnt laike eeder eff she did tu me.
Bud aneewai, glad she duin bedder n bedder.
Hooray for Esme and LCB!! Passin on da hugs an kisses.. XOXOXO
thanx fur sharin ur grate news, lcb. Esme must b feline beddar. hugs 2 her n liam{frisky boycat} 2.
lbc!! {{{{{happee lbc}}}}}}}} As mary Oh sayed – Esme is never off topic! We ar awl vereee conserned abour yoo AN hur!
Whoopie!!!! Hooray!!!! Yay for Esme and lcb!!!!
w00t, w00t, w00t; Pranse, pranse, pranse; Caper, caper, caper; Dans, dans, dans;
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Kitteh gets his monocles from LensCrafters in about a half-hour.
Lenscrafter gets sir veer lasserayshuns form kitteh in abowt 3.7 secunds!
I can haz tea wif cheezburger? Stunnining..Pip, pip, cheerio..
And we all say:
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as myagical myster Mistoffelees!
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so clever as maygical myster Mistoffelees!
nao ai has a strange urge to ware spandex and do flips an uther dants mooves…
y not? Iz a gud song~!
onlee iffn yu duz it wif me. aize self-conshuss.
Uv course! Iz only meh favorite moosical EVAR!
((No, seriously, it is!))
Ai cud speek laik diz tuu
den ai drop mai monucle af hoominspeek
Cud TTIers splane me bout “clotted cream”?
Iz a very thik cream derived from boiling the cream for then cooling in a shallow pan until a thick crust appears .
Is delish awn skons an jam, an strawbreez
Iz a regional product originating in the West Country (Devon,Cornwall)
Sumtimes in teh USA its calleded Devonshire Cream. It’s also good on top uv Irish Coffee…
Devonshire Cream sounz bedder den “clotted cream” – dat sounz yukkee tu me, laike bludclots.
SOunz lubbleee!
dats really good old britain english axent
(kitteh with a monacle and twisted whiskerrrs!)
‘o i say old chap, lets celebrate caturday with hamburgers with cheez and some britsh tea chap!(nomnomnomnom…)’
Surr Purrsibill willz
gladlee payz U 2zDayz 4
Cheezburgr 2Dayz
Wiff Mussturrd andz a
tutchz ubz Keppitch. Wantz 2 keepz
himz Tukkseedo cleen
Surr Purrsibill wiilz
den reetyre 4 Brandee andz
a lawwwwwwng well urnd Napz
Jack.
Sir Purrsibill- so apt!
thank u, Jack
I say, I say indeed!
Let us munch upon the glory of a juicy yummilicious cheezburger.
Jolly good, I say, jolly good!
*clapity pinkie paws*
^.^ ^.^ ^^ 0.0
lol
luvit
Good Show, Mates!
Maik myn smoakd gooda wiv taht fancii lettuhss, pliiz!
Okay.A little OT , but in a true English fashion…….
… he gets up..looks at the others in the distance…HE RUNS AND FINISHES THE RACE!!!!!!! The crowd were whistling,clapping cheering and shouting GO ON ADEN!!!… I was stood at the end of the track with tears of pride and joy running down my face.
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Picture the scene…. Typical British Primary School. Sports Day.
100 excited Key stage 2 kids all in Teams.
10 Teams compete in a series of team event races-Throw a javelin through a hoop,Fill a sponge with water then race round obstacles to squeeze water in a bukkit (They were bloo!!) at teh end.<Most water in bukkit is winner, Hop skip an jump….. (There are no more proper competetive races for fear of little billy or betty getting upset they didn’t win)… and so on and so forth.
Proud parents standing watching and cheering….
After all the Team Events,came the Year group running races.
Aden is in year 6 but in the Autistic Unit within the school. They allow him to enter the races without prejudice (Excellent integration policy)
On your Marks.. Set…GO!!
7 Year 6 boys,including Aden run like the wind… Aden is not to far to the back at this point…Cheer..whistle….. Then!!!!
Aden falls over in the most spectacular fashion
My Son,had the courage to get up,dust himself off and finish the race like a True English Sportsman.
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I haz a PROWD! !
Awww bless! Big scmoo and cheer for Aden! (well, as much as he’ll allow!)
**Claps floofy blak paws toggedder for Aden**
Gud for him, going the distance! Just like Rocky!
Gud for him! I haz drippy eyez just tinkin’ about it.
Yu’z a gud mum, tidmum.
*wif liddul tearz uf pride and joy on fais az if Aden were mai own.*
Wut a grate moment!! Plz 2 telling Aden wii awl haz a prowd!! Him b an awsum boi!! Dis iz wut truu sportzmunship b awl abowt. ♥
you can has “OT” any time. anytime at all. Thnx.
I can has new hero: Aden.
*Patriotic and inspirashunal moosic plays in bak grownd*
Now, dat iz wut itz awl abowt…Troo bloo- dyed in teh wool…positivitee!!!
U go Aden…Owr liddel heero!!!!
Yaaaaay!!!
Az wel yoo shud!!! Taht taykez, az mai mommacat sez, inntestynall foartytood!
YAAAAAAAAAaaaaayyyy, ADEN!
*still wypin teerz away*
Thankyou Everyone
Aden has read teh replys and has a happy that you all enjoyed and shared in his story.
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Aden took part in all the events and did himself,and the school, proud.
Understandably he was upset afterwards, he hates not being first in anything!!
He took himself off to the quiet room and thought about what he had done,and realized that, EVERYONE is a winner,whether first,last or not even finished.
Well done Aden.
Weez awl haz a prowd foar Aden; Adn awlsoe foar yuu, Tidmum;
Yuu ar bofe veree brave adn prowd; soe typikal ov teh Engerlish Spirit!!!!
Yay, Aden! Good job!
Hooway fur Aden! Dat’s a grate thing too do. Congratulashuns!
Tallyho, there chap! Marvellous, marvellous. Rather snivlesome, old bunt.
Love it! <3
Pardon me… Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Wut???
Deres poop on me ???
Adn is grey! U needs a baf! Ai will get aut teh instrumints of tortsure.
I HOPE NOT!!!!!!! lol
Oh Rodney, Ai wuz jes hoepyng noeboddee wuud saiy taht;
Ai wuz jes gunna saiy iyt maiseylfe; GMTA
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lubs ur avatar!! Sooper Mario!!! Dee da doo dun dun dundun ba da ba da ba da da ba da da! lol
Lourd Hunteringdon Kitteh poases foar hims pourtrait; paiynted bye A. Wyieth Kitteh;
Hims monocle bees awl paulished up; hims tuhxeedoe wuz jes dried-kleened;
Tihs paiynting wil hangez awn teh waull ov teh Famblee Manor foar pohsteritee;
Awl hims kitteh deescendints wil bees abul tuu sea tehre ahncestuur iyn awl hims hawtee uhpper-klass gloree;
Ai saiy, kwite splehndid, Lourd Hunteringdon, Sire, M’Lourd, Yuur Wourshipp,
Yuur Majistee, ehtcehterah, ehtcehterah, ehtcehterah, ad nauseaum……….!!!!
But naut az clebber n wittee az cheshirekittehkat!
And then we will be retiring to tea with scones and some marvelous fried potatoes! I say!
What A Smashin Caption! lol
Ai madez an almost perfict pen drawn picture of dis kitteh.
Funneh.
i iz british too outside teh interwebs. but we iz no fancy and we no iz talkin like dat.
Jolleh good,wat!