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why cats hate kids
anudder reeson y kittehs hate kids…
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Doan’t we awl?
Yay annipuss! Ur nawt Barbee eevur!
Barbie iz a bit aftur mai tiem!
Dat pore kitteh luks rly p….d off
Kitteh duzznt liek 2 goez kampin… Iz indoar kitteh…
But, but, but, …….. camping R FUN!
It mite b iffn teh trayler wuz bigg enuff
…an hadda full-size bafroom,wif a jacuzzi tub…..
an a king-siez bed…
…an satellite teebee….
…n uh mykroewayv…
…an a fully eequipt pul taybel.
An a swimmin pool…
…n moovee starz…
…
O, wayt … datz da Beburlee Hillbilleez…
But awn Beberlee Hillbileez it wuz teh cee-ment pond !!
An teh fullee stawked wet bar.
N da “Billy Yard Rume” wif da “pot-passurz” n da “playt-pooshurz”
ai did nawt lyke campin azza girl scout…
found out az adult, yoo can haz s’mores an alkyhol…
but if yu do nawty tings inna tent, amember to tern teh torch orf furst - or yu gibs teh nabors a REEELLLYY innerseting shadoe plai!
snerk!
:snerk:
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Sew tellz me … jess HAOW duz U b noein dis?
yoo shud see herz videeoh collekshun awn youtube.
(uv corse, ai meanz herz videeohs ov OVVER campin peeps whut are nawt sew discreet.)
teh kitteh is pissd off. . .whut ai wantz to know is how teh kid didn’t get scratched!!!!!??
Herz prolly IZ skratchd … U noe seez herz fays inna pitcher, duz U?
SO true. Tankz Aahz!
i tink i has teh dumb 2dai lul
Naw, nawt da dum… herz parintz prolly poyntid da kamra awai frum herz fayz sew as 2 nawt shoa da dammij…
pussed off ?
Spessly wen dey put yew in widdle pink hoarse traylor.
I nawt Barbee!!
*snerk* GMTA!!
N agin!
…
Dis shood goez inna “stop copyin me” fred!
I ar nawt a harse!
Ai is NAWT Barbee!
And agin!
Oh,teh indignity !!!!!
Oh teh hyoomanity!
Oh teh porosity!
Oh teh ayrobix destructors!
Oh teh leegul perfeshunals!
O teh dew dah dai
oh ai putz mai kitteh
inna liddul peenk bawks
sing polly wolly doodle alla dai
anna getz awl skratched
whenna kitteh gets out
sing polly wolly doodle alla dai!
*snerk*
Poor kitteh. Duz nawt luk liek fun.
Tihs is teh “Bfore” pikchur. Let’s juss taek a moemunt to imajin teh “Ahfteh” pikchur……………………..
*sownds ob muffled snigring*
Servs stoopy kid rite!
Childrin aer obseen an shud nawt b herd
**snerk**
Stayed up til 2 am reedin a MSN storee abowt “10 things all parents should do”,or sumfin liek dat.Red awl 48 PAGES uv reeder commints.
Don’t know why…ai duzzint has kidlets.
Jus wanted to see wut ai wuz missin
Rool wun iz nebber let teh kidlets owtnummer u
Akshullee, itz “nebber letz da kitletz owtVOAT u”
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Mai XYL n I maydid un unpopooler dasishun da uvver dai, n owr 3 kidletz sed 2 voat onnit. Waol, I sed owr howse iz sorta liek da Elektoryul Cawlij — we gitz da numbur of voatz dat ekwulz owr ayjiz. Neadliss 2 sai, da kidletz wuz EEZILEE owtvoatid!!
How berry “diplomatic”uv u !!!!
Aktually,wun uv teh things wuz dat teh parents shud be in control uv teh household,nawt teh kidlets. Dere wuz manee commints to teh effect dat we needs to get bak to teh”beecuz ai sed so!” way uv fings….
O, “I sed sew” iz haow I manij fingz at mai hows… Awn wun oar 2 occa… uhkay… tymz I hadded 2 splayn Y I sed 2 dew (oar nawt dew) sumfin, n it maydid sints, sew deyz bin pirdee much K wif “I sed sew” sints den…
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N doan fur-gitz “noe butz” (”tayk baf n broosh teef” “but dad, I’z…” “noe butz!”)
**snerk***
Ai forgotted abowt teh “no butz”.
Wuz a faborite uv teh parentcats!
Mebbe, but U missiz awl da funnee n kyoot fingz dey sez n duz…
…
…liek nommin uh chikin sammich wyl seengin Ol MikDolluld:
“…n awn himz farm himz haz uh chikin, E I E I O!
Wiffa ‘bok bok’ heer n a ‘bok bok’ dere…”
**putz 2 n 2 2gevvur**
**lukz at sammich**
“Waaah!!”
Oh dey is fun at tiemz, but hard werk, It’s werf it ebenchulee - wen dey groes up an ternz into frenz.
ai knoes mai limmitz.
ai iz nawt kut owt for taht much werk!
Ai duz hav a stepson,who iz 20 nao.He wuz 4 wen ai started dating his dad.So ai gotted to enjoi sum uv doze kyoot tymes.Gotted teh nawt-so-kyoot,too.
“Accidents” awn teh brand new carpet,anywun ?????
Kittehz, kidletz … dey bowf kin haz teh aksudintz onna karpit …
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But kittehz nawt kin givz U hoam-mayd Favvurz Dai kardz oar sez “I luvz U, Daddee”
Butz kittehs nawt sneek out teh winderz at nite adn B brot homez bai te kopz! R tell frenz UR effin B
cud be wurse… you cud bee awn tihs flite…
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/07/dnt.family.off.plane.kiro?iref=videosearch
(weird advert comes before news story)
Ai dint fink dey maik setez dat big awna ayrplane. whooey! Nd ai dun;t fink wun pursun shud hab 4 kidz eevur. just aksing fur truble. Submonee did maik mistrake heer habing 3. 4chnutly nun bin in jale. yet.
Sumbudde pleez to save me beefore dis kid tayes me to teh bafroom fer teh “Makeober”
Jujin frum da luk onna kittehz fays, ifn kid givz kitteh uh “maykoavur” da kid will prolly neadz un “ekstreem maykoavur” (oar at leest uh fyoo stitchiz)