So tell meh
So tell meh which one calld u names…
i noes hao it feelz 2 be laffd at.
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Hah! Mai brudder will taekz caer uv yew!!!
Well … mai brudder frum anudder mudder. Himz is still famblee.
and I luvs himz
and he luvz me!
Or mahbee…he luvz u nawt…except wit catzup
;D
oar wit mayonaisse ;P serfed wif frensj friez of coarse (and yup Iz Dutch, so Iz eatin frensj friez wif mayonaisse
)
akshuleh… he jus drankt 2 much rum… that’s why he forgotted get’n owt uffa sol-ah-rum b4 getn black… no?
Nightshayde an Cheshire ~ wut a tye! Concatemashuns t0 y00 boaf on FFL. Wut rekwiring fur celebrashuns?
Fanks, poohbear! Aiz still at werk – so mebbe an iced vanilla cawfee?
Yay! * rushes orf to get Camp Coffee; banilla esse…esins…flaboringz; icey kubes; mix mix mix swish* Hear y00 iz, Nightshade! Bun apitighto!
*slurp*
Yum! Fanks! Dis is bery refreshun on a hawt hawt day!
Glad y00 iz enjoying! Iz 01.26 hourziz in TTI ~ hubkitteh jus making lubberly hot cuppa-T…
Glad y00 iz enjoying! Iz 01.26 hourziz in TTI ~ hubkitteh jus making lubberly hot cuppa-T…
ooopsie! FTW iz going on?? p00hbear in stereo!
Mus’ be teh brand of T. Betta mayk sure. Yu’re supposed tu ownli get ooohs wib Typhoo.
“I don’t remember – my memory is spotty …”
Myn iz stryped…
Myn iz tranzpayrunt.
Myn iz …
Hoo am ai agin?
I dismembers. I gibs u mai hand in frenship.
Iz horror moobie weekend gag. Nawt lyk de wuns wii hands owt 2 awl de ppl dat screems 2 lowd, tho. . .
ebryting looks black.
Some kitteh about to get what’s comin’ to em!
heez bean wunndering, “whin will ii git my comeup-pants?”
Dat wun meen lookin’ kitteh. Ai will runz teh odder wai if he coemz daon mah street!!11!!
Heer we come, lolin’
Down teh street.
We get teh tiggerest luks from
Ev’ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the Kittehs
And peepul say we kitteh around.
But we’re too busy loling
To eat anybody down.
The monkittehs! – FTW
he said I was spotty
*taunting*
Shorty greasy spot spot! Shorty greasy spot spot!
*turns around, sees irate ginormous kitteh*
*runsawaydoublefast*
O Hai, Mr Irate Ginormous Kitteh!
LCB? Ai finkz ai seed her — she went thattaway!
*pointz in direkt opposit direkshun uv where LCB akshullee wented*
*Pokes hed outta hidey place.*
*shouts*THX, NIGHTSHAYDE! I OWES U ONE. THAT BIG KITTEH WIF TEH ANGER ISSUES ISN’T TOO BRITE NEITHER, AM HE?
*turns around, finds self face-to-face wif Irate Ginormous Kitteh*
Oh, crap.
Pssst. LCB. Ai finkz teh IGK haz sum *rillee* gud heering.
…
Ahem! Mr IGK — plz to nawt be hurtin teh LCB. She wuz NAWT teezin yer absewlootlee adorable liddul brudder! She wuz talkin to teh goggie wut wuz hidin behind teh wall.
IRG iz German adn playded bai Hugh Laurie?
Yes, and he is out to wreak his rewengay!
eksept iffen yoo offers yur appuh-loh-geez
oo. i like teh Hugh Laurie, speshully win he be Bertie Wooster.
I resemble dat remark! Shorty greasy gud ting!
*snortle*
he sez i can no has cheezburger!
xD
Hmmm. Mebbe teh liddul wun iz protektin teh big wun…
Bye teh waye, thx fur all lubs an hugs fur Gizmo… Leeza-b, so sowy no can do fur fwiend wiv reskew kitteh ~ we iz in TTI. Thx enyway!
Oh cool!!!
** nuze brake form teh votingz pagez ** Seen enuf azian fud jokez 2 last a lifetyme. No needz to submit dat pikshur animoarz.
OK…an nao we returnz to regulr lolzing
LOL. Yeah…new votin page iz makin it hard to vote az much. Hard on teh pawz wit all teh clickin. I hopez dey put moar lolz on a page….id vote moar
Noo lolvoting: meh hates it.
yesh i agrees-lost o lot of the pleasure in votin
K, alla cheezfrinz! Heerz wat we neadz 2 dew:
…
1. Goe 2 da noo voatin payj
B. Klik onna leenkee onna left wat sez “Tell us of any errors, problems, or suggestions”
III. Sai “Doan liek da noo voatin payj. Plz 2 b breengin da oald wun bak”
4. Klik awn “Submit”
…
Dey gitz enuff uv doze kyndza kawmintz n dey shood reelee gitz da messij n givz us bak owr voatin payjiz. Duzzit 2dai!!1!
U can makez a comment heer: http://ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/clickety-voting/
I recommendz 2 B specific bout what u liek an not liek so taht feedback is uzeful. kthxbai
left my comments. was VERY specific. speaking no lol case they
no understand.
Ai hatez it tew! Itz much moar enjoyable to haz 10 lolz purr payj. Weez gonna get teh repetitive moeshun injooreez frum too much clikin.
Yeah…we needz FIFTY lolz per page….not one!!!
An tehn yoo wud seez fifty BAD lolz per page.
Sooooo many badz wunz–DO NOT WANT!!!1!!
*shakes head*
Better 2 haz FIFTY badz lolz to skip tru fast than
one bad lol afta anudder n noe way 2 skip forward
I agwee compwetely
So dew ai. Jus skips fifty awl at once. Maibee findin bedder onez quicker.
Anom. Noo votin payj is nawt so grate, akshually. I kept seein de saym lol ober n ober, or I seed sum lols dat has alreddi biin on de homepayj.
No way 2 skim de payj adn luk fur lols dat r ‘tenshun-grabbin, needer.
lemme guess…the asian girl pikshur? Not funnee after fifth tyme, stoopid after tenth tyme, very annoying after twenteeith tyme, makes me screeem an throw fingz after fifteeith tyme. Even kittah in corner pocket pikshur bekumz not funnee after seeing same pikshur over an over an over wiv almost same capshunz over an over an over an over…
I hab discovered dat lookin on cheezfrens profile pages at lols we hab all made, dey be funnier den many on votin page. I likez bein able to look at other peeps lols.
ai lykes it too! an ai wuz wondrin — iff yoo votez awnna lol awn sumwun’s profyle, an it bee wun taht haz been submitted — wud tohse votez show up to teh big cheezez when tehy getz around too lukkin at it? and if/when it gets to teh votin pages?? wud mebbe mayk it gud idee to vote onna gud wuns in profyles.
.
uv corse, wif “noo sistem” is mebbe moot poynt.
Teh vowts gowing direkt tu sumwun’s page seem tu be diffrunt than for teh saym lol iffen its on teh vowting payge. Dat needs fixing. An’ favriting shud be teh saym as vowting at leest a 4 cheezburger, ore a +1 cheezburger iffen yu’ve alreddy vowted. An’ the ones pikked for teh vowting payge aren’t neerly as guud as a lot ob wuns peeps hab mayde. Maybe dah biig cheezuz need tu pik moar lols ore sumfing. (I hab seen pics get tu dah frunt payge wib no vowts at all, tho that mite hab been a bug, tu bi fayre.)
Ai rote suggeschun in “Contact Us.” Mebbe ebbrywun dat duz nawt liek noo format can duz teh saem.
*hint hint*
How we doz taht?
Higher up the page & to the right of the comments is a box that says “Contact Us.” Click on the link within that box & you get a box in which to type your comments & suggestions.
mmee no likeey neh votin page…
wow! i wish mai dad waz liek that!
That panther looks like Ron Perlman.
gud, Aim gladz iz nawt juss mii finkin dat….
lol :^)
That sure is one cat you don’t wanna mess with
“It woz Ebil Maus! Ebil Maus iz wot did it!”
Yay fur EbilMaus!
kitteh’s onna mishion!
Blakk Pannfurr Kitteh
luukz owtz 4 himz cuzzin wiff
awll t3h liddill spawtz
Uddurr Kittehz knoez
nawtz 2 mess wiff t3h ittee
bittee prowdz Kitteh
Blakk Panfurr Kitteh
iz lyke habbeng kwikk Ayrcraffz
Carree~urr neerbye
Jack.
LOL. A poem 4 mah lol…luv it!!
;D
*ahem*
The Lesser Lynx
The laughter of the Lesser Lynx
Is often insincere:
It pays to be polite, he thinks,
If Royalty is near.
So when the Lion steals his food
Or kicks him from behind,
He smiles, of course – but oh, the rude
Remarks that cross his mind!
E V Rieu
And THIS…is why big brothers were invented!
OMG. I wish I had someone to protect me like that!
purrfect caption. and check the dedication to kill…. oh my.
ohai, gaiz! mai hed had a maygur splort. ai’z nawt shur if aiz bedder yet. Halp, plz?
Ai fixeded yur hedd from a cuple ob powsts back, iffen yu want to chek.
o hai Werdycnan, take sum rest and you’ll be better and back at ICHC!!
speekin ov wild kittehz………..
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrBnapHpG4&feature=related
.
SPLORT WARNING !!!!!! OOOHGA OOOHGA OOOHGA
How come no wun xept mii tinks taht teh BIG kitteh beez teh mamacat? Hus gotcher bak? Mmamacat!
OH, eUBIE ! ai thotz da bbk (big blak kitteh) wuz da daddy cat- dont da bp’s
n da leopards b related ?
I agrees. In Big Kitteh wurld, momcat kicks buttz and takes namez.
ai finks u r rite! offen teh bebbeh is borned wif teh spotz an az dey getz older, dey bekom black. yup, ai finkso.
i can borows bruzzer?
OMG what have you guys done to the voting page! DO NOT WANT!!@!!!!@!$&@#()@
Oh hai eberrybawdee. Bebbeh gurlz kitteh’s name iz Gémeaux. Iz Fronch furr Gemini coz ob her twin white spawt awn her upper lipz.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/04/funny-pictures-add-tunahonest-no-you-cant-see/#comment-370044
Pics awn mai profile.
nyse choise!
Fank yoo tessm.
We awlsoe considered Ditto, Idem (Fronch furr ditto), Kiko (Hawaiian fur ditto), Bucky ::whispers:: taht wuz mai favorite ::waves paw at dawnkee::, Peppurr, and Purriss (Hilton) coz shez snawtee.
U cant beatz me!
*throws a cup ob beetroot juice at zingy* Nau yu’b beeted!
lolzorz niez 1
o hai
O hai, o lo,
o marco, o polo.
Mai kittehs sed “mewr?” Wotch ju want?
Teh bebbeh kitteh ahminds meh ob cheshirekittehkat wit teh beeg smile.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cheshirekittehkat/
Does n-e-wun noe haow tu upload a clippsee tu yor profile? Ai gawt a cyoot wun, eben if itz kinda owld and riikwaiers a widdle censorship.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZrUn03kXI
do want. I always loved Panthers, they are SO bad-ass.
Ah lubs teh smile on teh littul guize fase – he bees thinkin, “oboy now Mean Leo is gonna get pownded cuz mah big bruzzer is teh coolest meenest skeeriest an he luvs me an nobudy gonna pik on me no more ha ha ha.”
Yoo bettah watch yur bak mean kitteh! Yur bout to haff it BROKEN!
“Your Kung-Foo is stawng! But I have Panther!”
Byg blak Panfer kitteh RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAOOOOOWWW’s furst,
adn akxs kwestshuns laddure!!!!
Nastii naimkallur, priipair tew miit yur fait! Yu ar abaowt tew biicom HANDBURGAR
De 1 wit teh hotdawg
where skeletor?