I’z nevur let go Jack, I’z…
I’z nevur let go Jack, I’z… Oh crap Mah paw slipzed
2 bad u dont haz go go gadget armz.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
ur hands tew cold!
Is okay. U has 8 moar lives left.
Hey what happened to “You jump, I jump”?
Ai lyed.
I jus hate win dat happins!
Ah, but wot duz teh falling kitteh hate?
Accidents
Basement Cat
Cat dat let goe
Dropping
Enurgi, kinetic
Falling
Grabbity
Hites
J…
Jungle tiger traps
“keepaway” game
Lariats
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Hey, tahts Eye not Jay!
Ice piks falling orf teh cownter
It slipted…
Happie nawt seckond!
**blasts Celine Dion**
Whatchu wants fer teh drinkies?
Wii can awkward middle skool slodanse tew Mai Hart Will Go Awn fur teh danses!
Onlee ifn teh boyz iz taller den meh. Ifn I hasta lissen tew taht sawng ai bedder has shampayne (wit u fine peeps) Caviarr? DO NOT WANT!
*pop!*
Heer, it iz, teh shampayne fur ebbrybodie. Also teh cheez an’ krackerz. Gurls awn dis side ov ruum, bois on that syde.
Uhhh…iffin we iz suppozed to be in middul skool,shud we be drinkin teh bubblee ???
YUSH! Do nawt want tew be in middle skool again iffin I haz tew be sober!!
amen hallelu..halli….hal, all-hail-ceiling-cat, that is the truth.
ohai Dan!
I has not seen u in a wile!
How is u?
Wud u liek to participayte in a littul, er, experimint LCB and I are doin?
See below….
Dont do it Dan! Itsa twap!
*stuffs a slice uv pi in Maus’s mouf*
Now Dan… dont lissen to Maus….
Itz toatallee safe. TOATALLEE.
Mrphmumblphrumph!!!
Heer, hab sum wippy creme wif dat.
*Stuf splurt stuf*
*Huge spit-take all over DK and Leeza*
Ha ha Maus, Ai’z waring mai P&WC reziztint soot.
*fliks globs bak at Maus*
*dodges stray glob uv whippy creem*
I like dat soot DK!
Do they have more at the ty booteek, do u thinks?
Let’s go see! Ai needing a liddel brake enywai.
Hmmm… P&WC resistint soot… Hmmm…
I gess vacashun is over…
*To DK*
But is it fyre resistint?
Maus, u has a littul blooberry… rite… there.
No, a little higher.
No, ober to the rite more.
*hands Maus a 5p cotton hankie and heds to teh Ty Booteek wif DK*
Dis is my luckee day, I finkso, cuz I WAS in a ty todai,
and didn’t knows wut to get til now!
Hay, I lukked up Corsica, and its almost France!
Did you speek the Fronsch ober dere?
May wee!!!
Maus: Unfortunatelee nawt. Iz just a reelee big green garbij bag….
oh? reeelleeee?
is pie involved?
As much as you wants, Dan….
*flutters eyelashez*
keep it up, and I’m gonna bring the brogue!
*feels aburptly week in teh knees*
U bring shooz?
mj,
de chose, dose wuld be brouganns
Would u bleeve middle-aged school?
Give me some bubblies and caviar to go, plz. Up to my mask in works!
Here yew go, I maed yew a Kitty-Bag!
Thx! I brang in my own thermos for teh champers.
*whistles, YNG rolls in industrial-sized thermos*
Thermos? Iz taht wut itz cawlled dese daiz? *snork*
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Iz gwine to teh NB!!
O deer…I fink I better go too…..
im just wonderin what industry teh thermos iz sized for…
Itz wun uv dem likwid nytroejin trukz I seen onna innerstayt…
thermos for the bubbly-wine, oh yes…….that’ll end it tears.
yep tears before dinner
Duznt ebreebuddeez? Stawped drinkin wen ai trun 21. nawt fun eneey mor.
Ownlee fun iffn its ill eagle!
Mai parents let mi bruw nettle wine and elderflower wine when I woz 7.
**Wii intterupz dis lol 4 a shameless plee.**
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I b in desprit need uv frenz! (nobuddee can habbing tew mennee frenz u noe.) Pleez, wont u b mai fren?? u can goez 2
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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I wantz EBBERBUDDEE 2 b mai fren. Pleez??
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Sum peepz saying, “Y u wanting awl deh frenz?” I splain:
Deh Cween kitteh-catz b deh mama-kittehz. Deh cweenz awlwayz b deh kitteh dat takingz keer uv deh babeh-kittehz. ♥♥♥ Dey awlso taking keer uv wutever uzzer babehz dat kumz dere way — goggeez, hamsterz, bandunded kitteez, birdeez, -– deh cweenz doan keer wut kind uv bebeh it b, her just takingz keer uv it. ♥♥♥
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Sinse i b deh cweenmj, I wantz to b a fren wif awl uv deh Cheezpeepz -– comminterz, lurkerz, lol makerz, , lol voterz, lol luvverz. ♥♥♥ Dhey awl b mai peepz. I luvz awl mai cheezpeepz and I wantz dem AWL on mai fren list. ♥♥♥
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Adn tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank yew!!!
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♥♥♥ I lubz mai frenz. ♥♥♥
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*Wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lol*
Ok!!
ai’m logged in. Will ai nao bee bloo???? Ai. . .ai can’t luk! Too skeeerreee..
Too meneee disappoyntminz. OK - ai’m cliking - NAO!!!
OH NOes!! Ai see itz bak to lcb wif mee. Waht moar iz there to dooo?????
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Oh!! Nebber mynd. Ai think ai know.
Ai will trai again.
Ai’m tryn to go bloo too…..
nope, nawt werkin fore me, eever
Lalaladededelalala - an nao?
Nope - muss be doin sumfink rong…
Silleh kitteh. Yu mustest sing da bluez tu goe blue.
OK Ambercat. Did YOO put teh URL in - laik cweenmj told me to do???
THAT wuz waht ai left aut!
Ai has nao! An Ai is BLOOOOO!!!
*face-paw*
Oh-No!!!
Ai terns mai bak fore wun mimmit - WUN MINNIT - an taht posh bint in teh beeg hats jumps in mai compooter! Hao verree dayr she?!
Well, ambercat - ai think taht posh “bint” (what duz taht meeen??) iz verree prettee! An she luks laik she’s wif a reelee deer frend having a reelee gud taim!!
Ambercat! We must stand togedder an hav teh dayth! SUMday we WILL get it rite!! We can has plentee ov gud frenz heer hoo will see to it.
Stil fail heer tu. sez”that email is already —– ” pleh.
gues ai hab tu sift troo pile ub papurz tu fined strukshunz mj gibz me nd trai agen.
gmawairsgreneshuz! Mine did tath too!! So ai just uzed wun ov mai odder wuns. BUT - ai think *wispurrs* if yoo dont hav anudder wun, yoo cud maek a faek wun. Nawt shur - but yoo cud trai it.
*eyez clozed. klickz “add commiint”