I’z nevur let go Jack, I’z…
I’z nevur let go Jack, I’z… Oh crap Mah paw slipzed
2 bad u dont haz go go gadget armz.
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ur hands tew cold!
Is okay. U has 8 moar lives left.
Hey what happened to “You jump, I jump”?
Ai lyed.
I jus hate win dat happins!
Ah, but wot duz teh falling kitteh hate?
Accidents
Basement Cat
Cat dat let goe
Dropping
Enurgi, kinetic
Falling
Grabbity
Hites
J…
Jungle tiger traps
“keepaway” game
Lariats
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Hey, tahts Eye not Jay!
Ice piks falling orf teh cownter
Erp! Sowwee.
Maus, Ebil
Next-door goggies
Ogres
Pownce-pruuf hoomins
Q….
It slipted…
Happie nawt seckond!
**blasts Celine Dion**
Whatchu wants fer teh drinkies?
Wii can awkward middle skool slodanse tew Mai Hart Will Go Awn fur teh danses!
Onlee ifn teh boyz iz taller den meh. Ifn I hasta lissen tew taht sawng ai bedder has shampayne (wit u fine peeps) Caviarr? DO NOT WANT!
*pop!*
Heer, it iz, teh shampayne fur ebbrybodie. Also teh cheez an’ krackerz. Gurls awn dis side ov ruum, bois on that syde.
Uhhh…iffin we iz suppozed to be in middul skool,shud we be drinkin teh bubblee ???
YUSH! Do nawt want tew be in middle skool again iffin I haz tew be sober!!
amen hallelu..halli….hal, all-hail-ceiling-cat, that is the truth.
ohai Dan!
I has not seen u in a wile!
How is u?
Wud u liek to participayte in a littul, er, experimint LCB and I are doin?
See below….
Dont do it Dan! Itsa twap!
*stuffs a slice uv pi in Maus’s mouf*
Now Dan… dont lissen to Maus….
Itz toatallee safe. TOATALLEE.
Mrphmumblphrumph!!!
Heer, hab sum wippy creme wif dat.
*Stuf splurt stuf*
*Huge spit-take all over DK and Leeza*
Ha ha Maus, Ai’z waring mai P&WC reziztint soot.
*fliks globs bak at Maus*
*dodges stray glob uv whippy creem*
I like dat soot DK!
Do they have more at the ty booteek, do u thinks?
Let’s go see! Ai needing a liddel brake enywai.
Hmmm… P&WC resistint soot… Hmmm…
I gess vacashun is over…
*To DK*
But is it fyre resistint?
Maus, u has a littul blooberry… rite… there.
No, a little higher.
No, ober to the rite more.
*hands Maus a 5p cotton hankie and heds to teh Ty Booteek wif DK*
Dis is my luckee day, I finkso, cuz I WAS in a ty todai,
and didn’t knows wut to get til now!
Hay, I lukked up Corsica, and its almost France!
Did you speek the Fronsch ober dere?
May wee!!!
Maus: Unfortunatelee nawt. Iz just a reelee big green garbij bag….
oh? reeelleeee?
is pie involved?
As much as you wants, Dan….
*flutters eyelashez*
keep it up, and I’m gonna bring the brogue!
*feels aburptly week in teh knees*
U bring shooz?
mj,
de chose, dose wuld be brouganns
Would u bleeve middle-aged school?
Give me some bubblies and caviar to go, plz. Up to my mask in works!
Here yew go, I maed yew a Kitty-Bag!
Thx! I brang in my own thermos for teh champers.
*whistles, YNG rolls in industrial-sized thermos*
Thermos? Iz taht wut itz cawlled dese daiz? *snork*
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Iz gwine to teh NB!!
O deer…I fink I better go too…..
im just wonderin what industry teh thermos iz sized for…
Itz wun uv dem likwid nytroejin trukz I seen onna innerstayt…
thermos for the bubbly-wine, oh yes…….that’ll end it tears.
yep tears before dinner
Duznt ebreebuddeez? Stawped drinkin wen ai trun 21. nawt fun eneey mor.
Ownlee fun iffn its ill eagle!
Mai parents let mi bruw nettle wine and elderflower wine when I woz 7.
dat esplainz a lot!
is nonalkaholik shampayne
**Wii intterupz dis lol 4 a shameless plee.**
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I b in desprit need uv frenz! (nobuddee can habbing tew mennee frenz u noe.) Pleez, wont u b mai fren?? u can goez 2
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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I wantz EBBERBUDDEE 2 b mai fren. Pleez??
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Sum peepz saying, “Y u wanting awl deh frenz?” I splain:
Deh Cween kitteh-catz b deh mama-kittehz. Deh cweenz awlwayz b deh kitteh dat takingz keer uv deh babeh-kittehz. ♥♥♥ Dey awlso taking keer uv wutever uzzer babehz dat kumz dere way — goggeez, hamsterz, bandunded kitteez, birdeez, -– deh cweenz doan keer wut kind uv bebeh it b, her just takingz keer uv it. ♥♥♥
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Sinse i b deh cweenmj, I wantz to b a fren wif awl uv deh Cheezpeepz -– comminterz, lurkerz, lol makerz, , lol voterz, lol luvverz. ♥♥♥ Dhey awl b mai peepz. I luvz awl mai cheezpeepz and I wantz dem AWL on mai fren list. ♥♥♥
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Adn tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank yew!!!
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♥♥♥ I lubz mai frenz. ♥♥♥
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*Wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lol*
Ok!!
ai’m logged in. Will ai nao bee bloo???? Ai. . .ai can’t luk! Too skeeerreee..
Too meneee disappoyntminz. OK – ai’m cliking – NAO!!!
OH NOes!! Ai see itz bak to lcb wif mee. Waht moar iz there to dooo?????
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Oh!! Nebber mynd. Ai think ai know.
Ai will trai again.
Ai’m tryn to go bloo too…..
nope, nawt werkin fore me, eever
Lalaladededelalala – an nao?
Nope – muss be doin sumfink rong…
Silleh kitteh. Yu mustest sing da bluez tu goe blue.
OK Ambercat. Did YOO put teh URL in – laik cweenmj told me to do???
THAT wuz waht ai left aut!
Ai has nao! An Ai is BLOOOOO!!!
*face-paw*
Oh-No!!!
Ai terns mai bak fore wun mimmit – WUN MINNIT – an taht posh bint in teh beeg hats jumps in mai compooter! Hao verree dayr she?!
Well, ambercat – ai think taht posh “bint” (what duz taht meeen??) iz verree prettee! An she luks laik she’s wif a reelee deer frend having a reelee gud taim!!
Ambercat! We must stand togedder an hav teh dayth! SUMday we WILL get it rite!! We can has plentee ov gud frenz heer hoo will see to it.
Stil fail heer tu. sez”that email is already —– ” pleh.
gues ai hab tu sift troo pile ub papurz tu fined strukshunz mj gibz me nd trai agen.
gmawairsgreneshuz! Mine did tath too!! So ai just uzed wun ov mai odder wuns. BUT – ai think *wispurrs* if yoo dont hav anudder wun, yoo cud maek a faek wun. Nawt shur – but yoo cud trai it.
*eyez clozed. klickz “add commiint”
I fink u need 2 putting
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs/
in deh box dat sez URI in dhe commint box. mebbe?
Noe – ai dint do tath.
But ai just put it in. Trying. . . .*eregksouf* again!!
Ai hav nao dun tath, but mai email fur mai log-in iz different, so it may taek a wil to show up!
But – Yay – I can has xum frenz nao, too!!
Well – soon, eneway! But ai alreddee hav 14!!!! YAYAAYAY11
Oh! oooooooooo *thud*
ok, so dose tihs maek me bloo?!
Woohoo!JCH4K, will yu be mai frend?!
YAAAAY Ambercat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ﯖ Λ ن ҹ ۩ ○╦ ٣Ψ¡ ● ▒ פֿ ל ﮪ פֿ ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ڴש ắ ڦђ ╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ╠ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ي ▒ פֿ ל ▒ ש ắ░ Ộ‡ ڴש ắ Ộ‡ Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● Ψ¡ ● ש ắ ł ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ يД ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ פֿ לن ҹ ۩ ○╦ ٣Ψ¡ ● ▒ פֿ ל ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ▒ פֿ ל ▒ ש ắ░ Ộ‡ ڴש ắ Ộ‡
YES!!!!! WHOOOOOO HOOOO!!! We DID it!!!!!!
Hooray fur bloo ambercat an JCH4K!!!!
*Runz 2 Janet eggsite edlee*
Oh Dame Janet!!!! U iz mai fren!!!!
*Jumping upz and down wif joi*
**froez cweenfetti ebreewair*
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ć ۞ ł ╨يД ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ﯖ Λ نҹ ۩ ○╦ ٣◦
ﮪ פֿ ל ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ڴש ắ
ڦђ ╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ╠ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ڴ ╨
يД ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ש ắ░ Ộ‡ ڴש ắ Ộ‡ ڴ
ש ắ ł ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒
╨يД ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ פֿ ל ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ
Yay!!! SUMthing iz werking SUMwhere. This wum mite be bloo. SHUD be blloo!
But – ai’m using a diffrent email, so ai mite hav to come bak in blak fur a while so yoo know ai am heer!
Yay!! Wii turn u into tekkno geek in no time!!!
ć ۞ ł ╨ ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ﯖ Λ نҹ ۩ ○ ╦ ٣╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ╠ ∕€ ≥ ђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡◦ € ≥ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ ¡ ﮪ פֿ ל ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ڴ ש ắ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ╨يД ﮪ φ Ψ ڦђ ڦђ ╠ ░ Ộ ‡ ╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ╠ ∕€ ≥ פֿ ל ╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ي € ≥ ╨ Д ﮪ φ Ψ ¡ ﮪ φ Ψ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ╨يД ﮪ φ Ψ¡ Д ﮪ φ Ψ¡ ● ▒ ש ắ ░ Ộ‡ ڴש ắ Ộ ‡ ש ắ ł ╠ ░ € ≥ ڦ ђ ╠ ∕€ ≥ ╨ي Д ﮪ φ Ψ ¡ ● ▒ פֿ ל ײַ ∕€ ≥ ڦђ
LOL!!!! ROFL!!!!! An we will all turn verreee awld an grey, too . . in tathsayme “no itme!!!
*wypes aies* Still laffing! But hoo knows??? stranj things happen awl teh taem!
I iz awlreddy oald adn gray…. *bonkz Janet wif majikle bonker* U now tekkee geek.
*blink blink blink*
Ai ar tekkee geek??????
Whoooo Hoooooo!! Dans dans dans dans dans.
Purrhaps. . .purrhaps ai just lakked teh confidence! LOL
But *luks doutful* Aill be if ai trai to ware teh GH(wPoi), Maus wud snatch it rite ovff mai hed so fast it wud maek mai hed spin insted! LOL!!
hmmm. duz this URL make me look bloo?
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welcum to blooness, JCH4K and ambercat. while you was gone, I gotted me a bloo name and also a abatar. But ai cudn’t keep my name wif teh spaces and punk shoe asian (wrdprs is stpd).
OOoooooooo!!! WAHT a hansum avatar! Ai reelee MUST think seriouslee ov waht ai shud get.
Ai KNOW waht ai ar going to bee as “DameJanetofCheezland.” But fur just plain me – still havn’t decided!
AND MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNN ANDDDDD ONNNNN …
did you hear celine dion is going to do another tour? yeah – it’s because of her husband. because caring for the elderly has gotten really expensive…
ai am dee bes singer inn dee wurl!
oh noes!! my hart is borked!
Ohai leeza! Ur hart can goes on?
and on and on and on and on……..
and four more times aftur that, rite?
Maek shoor u hab teh nazal inflecshun anna peersing voyse tew go wit it. Mai ringing eerz wil go on an on!
Ackshully I am wundering now if that’s reelly Jack.
He seems to be missin sum, er, equipmint.
Well, teh watters is cold, u knoes.
Ah! I forgotted bowt teh shrinkij.
Maybee he shuds have worn a baffin soot. Or maybe sum IRU’s…?
I think u can just wears teh FRUs inside-out. But I hasn’t tried this myself, so someone else will has to be teh first.
Well, it shud not be eethur uf us, ennyways, because we duz not has the rite, er, equipment to test that on.
*Ahem*
Can we has a volunteer pleease? Sumone frum the audeeince?
***staiz gud lawng sayf distints awai frum LCB n Leeza-b***
*sigh*
I guess we has to call off this xperimints till we finds a propurr subjeckt volunteer.
I fink I will ask Igor to see hoo he can dig up…..
Ackshuly, I fink Jack nawt jest missing equipment. I fink he haz teh xtra equipment.
He’z ben in teh cold waterz ya kno…
weull, it kood be jack-e-line, right?
I wuds nawt have losted him if those stoopy hoomins hadn’t declawed me!
Brawwhahaha! @@@@@@@@@@
ROFLMFAOTMSQWTFOMGBBQKTTYLBYE
Um, I’m usually pretty good with teh acronyms but I gotten lost on taht wun.
me too…..
TIASLATCPMAIOUALAFAIKBTAIMAIHAEILATPSWSJWITLAAIANALAIWBUFMTDS.
NWAWWASBE
(dats nebber wash a windoe wiv a sof boyld egg)
Der Intertubes habs a neu meme! Annipuss, wi must spred deez wurdz ob wizdom ob yores eberiware!
Nawz you tells mi, I gots egg all ober mi windoe, shud eyez gets soldjers to cleans mi windoes ?
Oops!
HALP!!
Ooohh noooz!
Iz ok. Kitteh watched James Bond adn haz a sekrit jetpak fur such sichuashuns. Oh, adn teh jetpak alsew sprayz owt goggie scent at doze kitteh iz narked at.
Ai hoep kitteh lanz on hiz/hur feetz!
Kittehs alwaiz land on deir feets. Unless der’s sum towst, butter-side up, on its bak. In dat case, teh kitteh may end up flowting across der ruum.
I cant beleev itz not kitteh n jelleh
Bein freezded will keeps u yung for eber, Jack!
Luks more liek one of dem fites in a saloon in teh classic western moobies !!!
oar teh TeeBee Batsman wit teh BIFF, BAM, POW, CRACK, and teh ebber populure ZOWEE!
Iffin dey are in teh bad guis lair,piktur wuld need to be tilted,too!!
“Hoalee skratchin poast, Batman!”
Tew teh Cat cave! Wii use teh shinee skratchin poast an slyyyyyyyde!
Catman gets to teh boddum uv shinee pole……fergits wut hims was doin…
starts to groom himself…….
Catman on teh pole? Catman iz pole danser? Noooo!
…. is distrackted by a bat….
…..wearin a hat…..
… sittin onna mat …
lukking kinda flat….
… or mebbe kinda fat …
….ahnd havin a chat….
… chewin on a sprat …
…and accosting a gnat…
EW!
Er, how indelicat!
… an den he falls an goes SPLAT! …
no time to rhyme: Drat!
iz dat a fall as in prat?
But wat duzzit mat…
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…tur?
…why u sayin that?
tawp cat izza brat.
Swatting at a gnat…
**tee,hee**
We iz sharin a brayne todai….
Rezistanz iz fewtile….
**tee,hee**
Check owt teh new piks awn my profile….gotta”resistance is futile” theme to one o’ dem.
Ohai, eeck! I gotz uh “Razistints iz fyootyl” lol ur wellkum 2 borry ifn U liek…
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Nys Klingon bodeegard U gotz dere…
eek, what-da-heck-areya-drinkin’, luks much like a PGGB (PanGalacticGargleBlaster)
Iz a “Borg Sphere”….melon liquer & udder gud stuffs.
Wuz berry strong….ai onlee drinked half uv it !!!
btw. gettin’ flashbacks from the Klingon pic. the local fanclubs were holding “Bat-Leth” tournaments. Was going as a judge, but got roped in as a contestant. Two years inna row.
Are flashbacks supposed to come with phantom pain?
Yes….once u reech a “certain age”
yeah, the day I wake-up and something Doesn’t Hurt, I’m checking for a pulse.
OOOoo… Eek! Yore pix R byootimus!!!!! Sew R U!!!
***blushes***
Oh,pshaw….u iz too nyce !!!
butz still aristoCat
Iz moar liek when Scar dropped Mufasa obber teh kliff into teh stampede!
tis place not beeg enuf for bof uv us
Wow!! that must be really hard to be a circus fan. Looks like its doing a jackie chan style
Tonight on Americat Gladiators…
lol…
Really cool act
No, I is teh kingz of dis towur, and doan u forgit it!
i lol’d so from Titanic.
Iz teh king ov teh castel, an uz a durty raskal!
ppprrrrrrtttttt!!!!
an neber com bak agin!
DMB ftw!!
Indee, I can almaost tuch teh grael!
Elsa, hunnee, I kant haold ur hand!
OH NOOOOOooooeeeezzzz… *splat*
hmmm… don fink teh CCC cn help dat 1.
so sad
**scoop scoop**
No?
Noooooooo!
a mument ov silenceee fur “elsa” plzkthx
she had it comin.
good widdance 2 bad nazirat
Ohai cheezfrens! ai mus innerupt dis thred foar berry important annons… anown… thing.
ai haz a prezzunt foar awl mai cheezfrens: yesterday ai went to IRL fren’s house whoo has mama kitteh wiv EIGHT BEBBEH KITTEHS!!! Ai now has lotsa BERRY SPLORTY BEBBEH KITTEH PICSHURS awn mai profile!! Including bebbeh kitteh BELLEHS!!
pls 2 put on CHRG berry titely befoar yoo visit! kthxbai.
(P.S. If ennywun needs bebbeh kitteh in Oregon, pls to contact me.)
OK, bak to thred.
Uh,oh…keep tidmum awai frum teh bebbeh bellies…teh bellies causes her to splorts ebbery tyme….
Ooooh, teh bebbehs! Dey r sew kyoot!
**SPLORT**
Ai r ded nao.
EYEOOOGGGAAAHHH, EYEOOOGGGAAAHHH SCREEEEEEEECH!
CCC iz hear fur rhsb. Stand bak ebberybuddy, iz mai nawt sekkond tyme runnin teh CCC.
*rummages around fur shubbel an dustpann* A-Ha! Hear it iz! Scoopeey scooppey scoopity
pores braynes inna rhsb’s hed, pat, pat, pattacaek pat,
*grabs 50s BC(w/doi) an streches it awn teh hed SNAP! fastens chinny strap*
luks fur dukky taype *rummage,, rummage, rummage* Eureeka!
Brripppt, taypee, tayppe, taypity taype
*puts floofy blankee wit teh sheeps onnit around rhsb and tukz her ins tite. *
Heres ur chokklit martoonie and sum caviar-shayped gummies. Nau u rests! Mama Goosey sez so!
Wow…yu ar a CCC nachural, Goosey!!! What stile, what flair….!! I stand in awe!
Tanks CLOL! I bin reskewed a cuppla tymes an ai watsched berry closly. An sinse ai founded mai lubbly BC (c avi), persunal splortage haz bin mutschly redoosed.
Mebbe ai shud coppee n payste fer fuchoor ref…refee…fer teh neckst tyme.
*****CCC awn teh way*******
**scoopy,scoopy,pat,pat,pat*****
Ahnd a luvverly flowered bathing cap fer u,too!!!
***tape,tape,tape***
Chokklit skwirrols ahnd a floofy blankee.Nao,goes ahnd sits wif ZF until u boff feels bedderer
AWwwwwwwwwwww…….SPLORT!!!!!! Awwwwwww, toooooo cyoooooot!
*mooojez orf tew find braynez*
weeoooowww,weeooooww..
Ai iz here wif teh CCC…
***scoop,scoop,scoop***
***pat,pat,pat***
Here iz teh beeotiful 50’s bathing cap ai borrowed frum ohahtahgoosiam and sum chokklit skwirrols.Have a floofy blankee,too.
um… ETC, hopez u no mixed teh brainzez up…
ear u go ZF, ai scoopeed up sum of ur brainz, but u ‘ll hav 2 wate fur teh CCC teh putz dem back in, k?
OMG OMG… Mus be luking nao!
PINK NOZIES AN EERZ AN FAT TUMMEHS
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splort*
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…
…THUD
ooof, wat happund?
ohai cheezfrens! ai mus innerupt tihs thred foar important annon… anown… thing. ai haz a bewtimus prezzunt foar awl mai cheezfrens! yesterday ai went to IRL fren’s hous whut has mama kitteh an EIGHT BEBBEH KITTEHS!!! ai now haz lotsa SPLORTY KITTEH PIKSHURS awn mai cheez profyl too shar! (incloods KITTEH BELLEH PIKSHURES!!!)
*** pls to be putting awn CHRG berry berry titely befoar visiting! ***
kthxbai!
(if ennywun needz bebbeh kitteh in Oregon, pls 2 contact me.)
(an ai hoap tis duzzen’t post 2x ‘cuz ai tryed wunst alreddy.)
whups. :blush:
Theyz so kyuut!
u iz lukkee, Ai tryde 2 post yestidai an nuffin happind! Ai suppoze dat maeks up fur it!
ai wuz just sew eggsited about teh kittehs!
Dats understandabubble
ohai annipuss, ai has a liddul respeckful sad today for TTI cheezpeeps.
Oh,yes…a sad anniversary.
{{{{TTI cheezfrenz}}}}
Thx, Ai wuz on teh wai 2 see mai mumcat in horse piddle an mai boi foned me an sed goe hoem do nawt goe froo lunnon. Dat wuz horribul dai.
As u shud be…..teh babbehs be beeeyootimus !!!!
thank u fur teh luvely kitteh pix! oh teh stripes, oh teh splotches, oh teh pinky noses, oh…!
*splort* *splort* *splort*
there can be only one!!!
“Heer wii r
Borned 2 b kingz
Wii r de prinses ov da universss”
hoo wans 2 lib forebber? hoo wans 2 lib forebber? nao lub iz gone… *sob, sniffle*
Jes gimme teh pryze!
Iz bettur 2 burn owt dan 2 faed away!
ai lyked dat moobi. swordses an choppin off ov teh heds, but no bloods!
kewl!
not to menshun teh secksi leeding man….
I luvs a gui in a kilt.
*sigh*
Ai nebber seen teh moobie, but teh d00d inna teevee serees wuz hawt!
FAIL
No, wayt. Sawree. Moar liek.
FALL
Mah life iz complete. I haz made it on dah front page, I can diez a happie LOL Builder.
Yay! And I’z lyk to fank teh makers of Titanic-wifout u I wuldnt be here.
congra shoelaces Leopluridon..:smile:
SHAZAAAAAAMM; KAAAAPOWEEEEE!!!
Guud fing kitteh kan faul prittee wel; uoosuallee landez awn hims foots;
(Jes waiyt untyl hims crauwles bak up onna platfoarm;
tehre’s gunna bees hek tuu pai!!!! )
Tehn wil ensue a turf-war!!! Noes prisohners!!!
Teh turf wars will go awn fer 2 hrs.in kitteh time….which iz abowt 30 sekkunds in hyoomin time.
Kittehs will fergit wut dey is doin,ahnd falls asleep on dere separate perches.
Taht’s soe funnee, adn soe veree truu!!!!!
dis cat might nawt land on his feetz
2 bads teh movee not more lik dat
hee!
ohai tu awl mai peeps!!! i haz bind gawn tu brownfield tx wich iz ober bai lubbock tx. i shootid fire wurks!! it were fun tu woch. i haz brottid eberbunny sparklers n dose liddl papr popee things u thro onna ground n dem goze *pop*.
ai awlsew brottid tshurts dat sez “mai peep went onna baykashun n awl i gottid wuz dis shurt”. dey r majik, dey fitting eberwun purfict wen dey puttings dem awn.
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Ooooooooooo. Sparklee. Shinee. > Pop! < Far owt!!!
*putz on shurt*
Mai favrit shayd uv bloo!!! Thank yew LC79!!
I b sew glad u had deh funz bay kay shun!!
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Ohhh! Thankz! Mein iz in mai favforiet shayde ov green becuz it
maeks mai greey green aiez turn REELLEE green! Verree thottee, LC79!! 
ai fot ewe wood lub dem. ai r maeking chikin rotel ryte nau. n e wun hoo want teh resipee jess holler……
Souns YUM. *holler* * holler* N E fing wif teh rotel beez NOM. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Teh rotel shud maik teh cukbuk, tok bout a bessess seller. MaiB tehr beez wun, wud lurb 2 no.
Dis wun uf mai all time fave lolz! giggilee giggilee
I luvs dis wun too!
“Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!”
Cat burglar fail! ^^
Hay! I resemble that remark.
Indy eed yu duh
King of the Rill Rock, Danner is King of the Rill Rock…….
very funny lolcat
DIS…IZ…MA TOOOY!! Aaargh..
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol DIS IS CATTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!
LOL!!!
Naw, yewz gunna die an old lolcat! warm in her bedz! Not herez! Not- WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!