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Lolcats Gone Wild
dey jus liek littel kittehs. dey wantz der belly rubbed 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: jmatthes
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Lolcats Gone Wild
dey jus liek littel kittehs. dey wantz der belly rubbed 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: jmatthes
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I AM smiling!
W00t!!!!!!! W00t!!!!!!!!!!!
Az long az u b smiling, wut u wanting fer selleebrayting deh nawt-sekkundz??
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\ /| Happee nawt second dai! Heers a caek!
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Sumfing went rong. Mah caek is messed up, and its nawt a reply to ohahtahgoosim!
I IS MAD!!!!!!!!! well just noes dat its for ohahtahgoosim and is a caek!
guitarfreak, thet iz ur cue to flick ur floofy tail an say, “Ai ment tu do that.” Din get up and proudly walk away. (Ai did teh saem fing a few weeks ago. Mine luked liek it slipped offen teh pan and fell on teh floor)
din’t ya knowes,bent kakes hab no calories? cause….cause iffen ya bend’em the calories leak out at the bend. yeah, Yeah, YEAH, that’s it.
Tyger babbehz perten 2 be feerse
Bended caek taysts jus az gud as strate wuns
O noes! sumwon left yeh caek owt in teh rayn!!!
it tuk sew long too bake it
an ai’ll nebber haz taht resipee agaaaaain…
… oar sumfing like taht!
U mite b interested 2 noe dat weird press likez 2 eeting spaysis.
useful infermayshun deelibered 4 minitz two late. Yet anuzzer service I cheerfullee provide.
Oh mai cween, Aye juss czeched, adn yu r op tu 592 frenz… Yu ROK!!!
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No fren too big, no fren too smawl!!
Cween mj lubz dem awl!
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I lubz it wen deh cheezpeepz haz info in teihr profilez. Dey b funz 2 reed. Wn uv mai frenz haz a HOWSE CHIKKEN!!!
Ohai cween! Dija ebber see teh layt nite sho (nawt shur if Jay or Dave) wif a laydee hoo gayv chikken mouf to mouf adn sayved lyf? Terry Bradshaw wuz onna sho…sew funneh
Aye wanna B #593 cween fren! Aye gotz 2 figger out hows 2 joyn teh cheezfren thing-y! (srry I doan haff a haus-chiggen, tho!)
seriously? ya wanna register?
yup, i duz…butt iz sooo tired, maybee i cn dew it tomorrow..gots 2 sleep !
okey dokey, was gonna hep and try to walk ya through (without the mistakes I made, repeatedly), but I should head home as well.
O hai stagehanddan. That iz SOOO nice ov yoo to help kitkay. So menee ov us RELEEE needz serious help to doo these things.
Ai did manaj “cheezfrenz”- but it tuk a wile – an a CUD NAWT get teh cheezburger porfyle rite. It tuk lolcatburglar and cweenmj – an a hyooje cheering cheering sekshun to do taht. Ai thot it wud never happen.
But – this is to enebuddee hoo wants to do these things. There ar LOTS ov peeple heer hoo CAN help yoo. Awl yoo hav to do is say “Halp” – an they will be there so bai and bai.
An yoo will still need sum pashunz!
But eben teh wild wuns ar soooo kyoot!! ;0
tigrs ar teh onli big kittehs teht can purr.
howeber ai m nawt gonna be linin up to giv belli rubs, if ya kno whut ai meen…
dats prolly whyz!
ai meen wize!
mebeh wize… but onna odda han mebeh nize 2 rubs belleh? mebeh theyz wont byte? an iffn theyz wud iz wuds nawt be abul 2 be mad… jus 2 kyoot *sighz*
As Offishul Tygerolologist of lolcats (see way back wen, um, tree tygers in big bafftub lol?) ai can sai that teh tyger bellyes r the bess bellye rubbs evar. But muss be karefull of teh teefs and teh klaws, evan wiff the tyny tygers ones.
Ai am moss lukky peep on teh planet to werk here:
http://www.bearcreeksanctuary.com
hope evvrywon haz good days todays, ai’m off to rub teh tyger bellyes and mayke teh ff-fff-ff noyze at tehm.
ohai Dana … ai has been wundering where you wuz. Would lurve to heer a nupdate on recent tygerological reezults. Here at d’Beaker Laboratories we has, in the Mary O’Spockn Librerry, a copy ob teh most thorogh review of purring in all kinds ob mammals. Is berry interresting.
ohai d’beaker! Bin bizzy bizzy bizzy bilding and kleening for teh tygrr kids. Ai found a grate videeo of teh tygrr kid mayking teh ff-ff-ff noyze, which can sound liek teh prring. Heer ’tis:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sTMmrLgu21o
din’t go see teh tygrr kids today, haff bad head-owies. Tomorrow, though.
Hope all r wells at d’beaker labbratorys.
ff-ff-ff!
meh envy… letz me showz u it…
enny day wen yoo getz to rub tigerbellies iz a gud day.
unless teh tigerz rubz yoo bak…
gotz rubbed back a tyny bit yesterday by the ittybittytygrrs.
Ai bin tryn to reply to teh beaker, an my relpys all go wai. ??? ennywais, ohai d’beakerz!
O hai, Janet! Yesh, they B rlly cute! THe won on teh right is trying 2 rawer, butt onlee can skweek!
That’s how my noo babeh kittehz R—so key-ute when dey open there mouffs like tehy’s gonna MMEEE–OOOWW, but onlee can say, “eek”!
At leest dey iz jus showin dere TEEFS !!
kno kiddn. pleh! to teh rest of teh norml “wild” parts…
Dey iz pertendin 2 b feers
Trusst me. Theyz wai feerze.
iz practissing mai feeerce face
RAWR! Um…dat wuz rite, huh?
Umm, berry guut! butt donut praxis yore keyute fase; the hole cheez whirld wood B covered wiff braynes frum awl teh splorts!!!
loves stripes!!!!
Right: RAWR!
Left: Huh?
I actually made the Huh? RAWR! lol its on my profile now.
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Left: dew whut?
OMG, Textes dan! that’s whut they say here in OK! I neerly fell on teh flore laffing teh knot-sekond thyme I herd sumone say, “do whut?” I wuz racking my braynes trying 2 remember just whut had ii asked them 2 doo?
exkuuss mii???
I collect regionalisms, and other such linguistic tchochkies. etymology is something of a hobby of mine.
oh boi, duz ai haz sum stuff fer yoo! ai libbed on planit texass almoast 10 yrs.
present tense: “might could”, as in, “we might could do that”
past tense: “useta could”, as in, “we useta could do that”
YA’LL (pron. yawl): one or a small number of people
ALL YA’LL (pron. awl yawl): somewhat larger number or all inclusive of a group of people.
I neerly fell on my fase teh fursty thyme I heered teh possissive pronoun of y’all–”is that [soccor bawl] y’all’s ball?”
teh wai ai lurnt it, “y’all” = 1 person, “all y’all” iz teh plural.
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“sweet” or (prepare for teeth to be set on edge) “un-sweet”?
Ur N TX, rite, Dan? M N Lucy Anna, rite nexdore, adn hab nebber herd NE1 sez y’all (spelt taht wai cuz beez counteracshun ub u awl) meenin own lee wun. Awlwaiz meens a grup.
yep, but went to LA Tech and for five years tour’ed with a childrens theatre that based out of N.O..
Id’nt taht rite?
dudn’t it sound rite?
wudn’t it rite?
an in Ohio, they leaves out teh verb “to be” usually after verb “to need” –
“that needs done”
“that needs fixed”
tessm, that mus be a new wun since ai left Ohio in 1968. Nevr herd uv it.
ai libbed in OH for a short time in 1989, neer Cleveland area. Berry small town, too. (4,000)
mus be diffrens tween Cleveland an Dayton then. Never been to Cleveland. It wus too far for sundy drive, not intrustn nuf for hollydae.
I did most of my growing up in Cleveland but I didn’t hear “needs done” etc. until I went to college. My roommate freshman year was from a small town nearish to Youngstown and she said that. Also, her clothes never needed washing or needed washed. They needed “wooshed”.
OOooo, etty-molgies! wiked awesum! I likes me sum insekts, two!
oh crap, issit entymology I ment to use?
donut worry, it doan bug mii a-tall!
ooooo, yer gonna pay for dat one.
but seriously, did I get’em confuzzled?
dan, yoo iz in DFW?? taht’s wher ai libbed. sew yoo know all mai TX ety… emty… unyoozhul wurd stuff alreddy.
iz a gud plais for wurd collector!
born and raised, but has worked coast to coast, hither thither and yon. ewe just kaint get good BBQ in Yon, ewe jus’ kaint.
Wut is Yon’s special recepes?
meh likes it!!!
Tigger, tigger, burnin bright, in teh jungls ov teh night!
(wiv deep apolologees teh Rudyard Kipling)
i thunkded it wuz teh burns taht wotted taht???
I tink iz William Blake.
con cat shoelaces, Saxikath! u is teh win!
“Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?”
William Blake
uf curse itz Blake!!1 you’re rite ima dope!!!plz seez teh prebious lol!
eye cannot brain today!!!!
cud be, cud be. is 3:22 A.M here an mai literararary nowledge, not sew hot rite naow.
William Blake. 1757–1827
The Tiger
TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
(Google iz mai frend!
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ohai, janet!!
fanksu 4 hole pome!! wun mah fayvrites. i lurves dem tigres.
whuts betterer dan tigre? mwa ha ha – - LIGRE. srsly. dey beeg.
oh Hai IBK !!!! how yew bin ???? an ai jest hadda chimes in abowt teh Liger…..did yew see teh wun dat teh guy brot to Jay Lenoz show ????..he gotted teh liger tew stan up awn himz hine feetz an den he wented an huggeded himz arownd teh middle…an teh guy (hoo luuked tall ) onli comed up abowt haff way up teh liger…..YIKES !!!!! guud fing he razed himz frum a liddle kitteh liger…..
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an teh ligerz hed waz az big az teh guyz hole trunk, frum waste tew nek…whew….big kitteh !!!
Ohai Salleh, Ai donut find Jay Lenoz Liger, but dids finds Nashunal Geeografic, yoo R rite, hims a reely beeg kitteh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD6vpheUoPE&feature=related
O hai, IBK and salleh and Fishunkitteh! They had Lygers? w0w, that’s pritty mush my faborite anymule! (esp. teh way Napoleon draws it!)
holey crow, can you imagine something like that in a nip-frenzy?
OMCC, nawt eben!! Hao bowt teh bunneh kikken? Imajin wut he luks liek wen skeered, bak hayer up inna mohawk adn awl puffed owt?
*shudders*
*channels cavepeeps for racial memory……….and passes smooth out*
Oooh, tew funneh
oh, yes, ai don’ haff to magine it. I haz meny scars on mai hannds.
datz teh saym guy an teh saem liger dat wa awn Lenoz show, iz nise guy, an sew guu wiff teh critturz eh ??
fanks 4 sharon teh wunnerfun Willum Blayk pome, janet! R yoo p’aps familiyar wiff “Der Panther” by RIlke? Iz anudder faboryte ob myne!
loltiggers! t-i-dubbul ga-er! adn Hobbes! ai didnut noes dey wuz frenz!
WERDYCNAN!! finally. lol!
ohai! ai wuz awn heer erleer! adn yu wuzzint!
well…..ai had 2 getz off….long story…..involves weedeater.
oh? duz ai even wuntz tew noes?
Or duz you wunts new toes?
ohai MarfaV, yew haz stolen mai birfday!!!
Meby dint steal it. Meby ai had it furst. Im old nuf to member whn Motown was new.
Thas wut Ai red!
kitteh on left iz nawt sew shure tho
awwwwhhh…kyooot baybeez!
so cute! i’d rather try to snorgle tehm now, rather than wait a couple months…Off topic – in my Stracuse, NY newspapertoday, there was a little article about a woman in TTI who climbed a tree to rescue a kitty..and got stuck! She had to be rescued by “some hunky fireman”!! Could it be one of the Ingerlish cheezpeeps?
Hmmmm…sownds liek our LCB. But wut wuz she doin in TTI ????
Phunny – mai nawt second thought wuz LCB! But I tink dere be udder cheezpeeps in TTi wut liek teh firemens too – wood ny1 care to confess taht dey were teh 1 who wuz lucky enuf 2 be rescued by a hunky fireman? Ai’m jealous – teh firemens in mai town are furthest from hunky!!
duz ur firemenz b hokey?
is dat like hokey pokey?
les jest sai taht if Ai kneaded 2 be rescuood from a tree, Ai’d jump be4 Ai’d let 1 of tehm rescoo mii!! Ai axually werk with sum of dem, nad dey be nice, but definitely NOT hunky!! Ai mean – tehy r quite overweight, bad breff, few teef, body odor, scraggly hair, jest …liek scraggly all over, if u no waht ai mean!!!
Iz u aktually in Syracuse,or duz u lib neerby ??
ai grew up in Fulton, about 20 min north of Syracuse, now ai live near Rome, an hour from Syracuse, still prefer Syracuse newspaper
Ai haz famblee in Geneva,in teh Finger Laykes area. Haz herd uv Rome,but nebber been dere.
I left sunny VA to go to skool in ‘cuse at SU for a year. It was too cold and cloudy for me. I had a depressed most of teh year. Beoootiful area though.
mai kitteh uzed hur tigur babeh face to skeered a deer owt ob mai yard tudai. kitteh wuz awn teh deck (pritty skeered ob teh deer herself) an teh deer (awl teh wile eeting hur dinnur ob weeds an grass) wuzzint shure wut dat lil blak-an-wite ball wuz awn teh deck an kreept closur an closur to see. i wuz out dere, tu, but deer didden seem to kaer! wen teh deer gotz tu klose foar kitteh she showded hur teefs an hissed. Teh deer luked at me as if tu sai “what a rude child you’ve raised!” and ran bak intu teh treez!
bwahahahaha dat iz grayt storee, smacky! ur kitteh iz feerce, fr shur!
Dats so funny! Guard kitteh- shud get speshul treet and snorgul!
ohai, smacky!
sum wheres i has pic of berry floofeh wite kitteh chase da deer. have capshun in inglish: fritz thought it was the mother of all mouse chases. sum fing likes dat… ur storeh maked me finks bowt dat pic. i has dat at wurk – not at hoames.
Veree funnee, Smacky!!!
Wutta ruude bebbeh kitteh!!!
Oh hai Nashnul Jeegrafik film croo, we is redy to eet– naw, I meenz film wit u
*hed asplods from kyoot*
Oteh, ai nawt sew gud with CCC, pleez 2 be payshunt…
WEEEooooh WEEEoooh WEEEoooh!
Sweepin up teh brayns *sweepy sweepy sweepy*
Tukk inna hed *tukk tukk*
Pat gently *patty patty pat*
Snaps on CHRG (w/DOI) *Snappy snap*
Nao teh ducky taep *RRRRIIIPPPP taep taep taep*
Heer iz a chawklit martoonie nd a chawklit possum nd a big floofy bwoo blankee. Ewe rest nao nd feel bedderer suun!
Uhh…. okai… YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Tiggur Kittahs are teh best LOLCATS!
kitteh on left….. moove iz my turn to be skurry
ai fink teh bebbeh on teh left is sayin, “ooohhh, u bettur go kwik, mai mommah is so gonna bitez u! uh-huh, uh-huh!”
kommirsh- khamerti- *sigh* ad 4 lolcats
u has sawded dem wifout leesh. u has sawded dem wifout keepres. nao u sees dem wifout noms!! wach owt wen lolcats goes wild. dey beeger dan meeses. beeger dan burds. beeger dan kittehs. dey lolcats. beeg lolcats. no buddy saafe wen dey goes wild!
pay elebenteh sebben munnies nao.
butt wayts. der moar.
u buy nao, u gets lolgoggehs gone stoopeh. no xtra burgers.
butt wayts. der moar.
u buy nao, u gets lolrets gone poopeh.
iff u wanna gibes gadjillion moar munnies, u gets lolcats gone wild. lolgoggehs gone stoopeh, an lolrets gone poopeh – - an special boneus: buckit. no enny wun buckit!! lolrus buckit! fill wif cheezburgerz (wif reel cheez). ( no omyun.)
call nao. operayter standin. buy.
U GOTZ TEH LOLRUS BUCKIT???!!!
IZ TELLIN!!!
u iz in teh big trubbul nao!
kyew musik:
bad cats, lolcats. whut u gone du –
whut u gone du
wen lolrus comed 4 u?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ *hed desk, hed desk*
HAAAhahahahahahahaha!!!!
IBK, yoo juss tikkeled mai funneh bown!!!
Mai kweswchun iz, hao mush iz dat shippin an handlin?
no charge shippin an handlin.
see, duzzint costs nuffin on our end. wun beeg swat!! aer mail.
(handeh tip: doan stand by da dore.)
whatevah! I do whatah waunt!
I wants a cheezburgah, ma, get me wun!
(ai wud lyke 2 mayk publik surbiss annowncemint wun moar time… wud nawt want annywun too miss owt on kittehs…)
yesterday ai went to IRL fren’s house whoo has mama kitteh wiv EIGHT BEBBEH KITTEHS!!! Ai now has lotsa BERRY SPLORTY BEBBEH KITTEH PICSHURS awn mai profile!! Including bebbeh kitteh BELLEHS!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tessm/pics
pls 2 put on CHRG berry titely befoar yoo visit! kthxbai.
(P.S. If ennywun needs bebbeh kitteh in Oregon, pls to contact me.)
OK, bak to thred.
ohai, tess!
dose berry berry kyewt behbeh kittehs. i haz sebben kittehs, an i duzzint NEED enny moar. (duzzint NEED – snerk!!) i keeped braynes in mah brayne-pan – no splort wif CHRGWD. butt nao i has mouf-prints all oooooober mah pewter.
why?
hadda smoo da littel nosies.
kyoot, soooooooo kyoot. Tanks 4 sharin!
Bebeh kittehs R teh CYOOOOT
Tanks fur sharen
oooohhhh, tess,
tanks 4 sharin! Liddle pinkee nozes, liddle peddie pawz, sew sweet facies!
Luckily had on 50’s bafing kap or werk cumpuder wudda beenz splortied!!
tanks 4 teh warnin!
oh dat meemindz meh, ai neeeeeedz a kitn, ai waaaaaanatz a kitn……an ai no kan haaaaz a kitn….roomie sez…we gotz enuf kittehz heer..(we gotz himz 2 nise girl kittehz ,Fluffy (hoo iz mi speshal fren,) an Fido,( hoo iz wun tuff kitteh, nowt beeg, jest reel tuff)).
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naow ai haz a jeluz ov hooebber getz wun (oar moar ) ov dose sweetest behbeh kitnz…..sigh…
ooohhh, Petey Fisk (Greater Tuna) would just luuuuvvvvve you.
ai knows taht wun! ai just sed furdder up ai used too lib in TX!
(mai fave iz Tuna Xmas tho.)
“you keep away from nature, an it won’t try to kill ya.”
Tess, eye gotta tell’ya dis.
Loading the show inna theatre in Dallas (doin’ Tuna Xmas) we were manhandling the set walls. Painted as to be in the distance is a water tower, the water tower has the name of the town on it, and it reads Sand City. I howled, and all I could do was point at the flat (set wall).
iz dat wher tehy goez too drinky an dancy and be nawt-baptist?
that’s where the red-headed bank clerk was from.
oh, ai missed mai annual xmas viewing tihs yeer (becuz uv manee reezuns), so ai has fergotted about taht part! wher she tells em onna radio and tehn the car goes by vrooom wiv the wife. DeeDee iz wun uv mai favorites. an yoo figgerd owt ai iz redhed ai guess!
mi too, ai haz a jeluz. ai won’t be gettin anee uv tehse kittehs eivver! but it wuz much fun too plai for an afternoon.
mai DH sez ai always haz a choise: him or kitteh #3.
sum days…
in some cases, that might be a good trade. *snerk*
sum dayz iz gud thing foar him taht hee payz teh billz!
Tehy are so cyoot!! *Splort*
Ruuun..noes, dunn go in der..NOOOES!
Deyz SO kute wen dey lyttle–den dey growz up nd eatz U.
*LCB rushes in, all outta bref. Her face and hands are stained wif ink. She has bubblolgum in her hair*
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O hai, guise! I knoes I is a few days late but I has been so bizzy IRL lately u just wouldn’t bleev it. But I have a song for Salleh’s (belated) birfday:
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We Wish U Happy Salleh Birfday
(wif aplolgies to teh Nomkees)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9IzVbuGHXY
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The lolcat fan group on this site
Is trying hard to learn their song
They seranade the birfday girl
Who’s been their fren now for so long
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We wish u happy Salleh birfday
Cheezpeeps cheering everywhere
Songs and dances in teh nawty barn
And YNGs to spare
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See cweenmj she’s proud today because cweenfetti’s been festooned
That LCB she’s so happy, she “found” a T.V. for Salleh’s room
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We wish u happy Salleh birfday
Here in ICHC land
Cheezfrenz exclaim over how grate life is
Because Salleh’s one of our band
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Wishing happiness
To one who lifts our soul and makes us twirl around in glee
Let’s all has fun today, like we does every day
It’s Cheezfren camaraderie!
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Lol lol lol…
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We wish u happy Salleh birfday
Cheezpeeps cheering everywhere
We wish u happy Salleh birfday
Here in ICHC land
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We wish u happy Salleh birfday…
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[lather, rinse, repeat, fall inna heap]
ohai LCB, since mamakitty is feeling sew muchly beddar herz has a prayer for Esme
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489334
Awww, thx! She was sitting rite here on teh laptop desk sidecar, so we looked at it together.
She goes tomorrow (Tuesday) for another, er, stab at chemo. I’ve been asking her all week how her platelet levels are.
frum mamakitty purrs tew CC’s ear!! {{{esme getz beddar}}}
Glad mamakitty is feeling betters, too!
oh mai, tis laik a mirakul………… mai gf that helped me take her tew vet cuz her wuz sew panikally cud nawt believe herz haz recubbered sew muchly. ai still haz tew take her in for follow up and tew see if teh glucose wuz up sew much cuz ob her infection……. gud luk tomorrow!!!
Thx! I keep telling Esme that above all, going to teh “day spa” means she gets the day off from Liam. He just doesn’t understand that “Hiss! Growl! Ffft!” means “get off my lawn!”
“day spa”
ai’ll hav too use taht wun!
Mai goggehs go 2 puppeh camp.
w00t,w00t, LCB! that’s just amazing!!! and eye naught-first it! I mist teh burfdeh, 2, so hear yee here: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Salleh!!!
Oh HAI LCB !!! howz yew t’dai? fank yew fer dat grate soawng !! ai lubz it tew peeses….iz allus nise tew hav birffday lasts fer miny daze …..mi momcat useded tew be abul to stretches herz owt to moar dan a week !!!….ai nowt dat guud yet, but ai iz werkin awn it….
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….an ai thoted ov yew a cuppula weekz ago…..waz at teh noo job, an wun ov teh ladieses ai werk wiff wanteded tew put sum xtra fraems waaaaaay up hi ona shelv …a gotted teh laddur owt an den she wented up it an ……..STOOD AWN TEH HI-EST PAWRT….teh bery towp ov teh laddur….ai tolded her teew getz TEH DWON befour she fawleded dwon, but she jest laffed at me an sed…oh ai does it awl teh tyme..
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ai waz finkin tew miselv….but Sonja (yes she waz naemd affer Sonja Hennig (sp?) teh skatur….) we gotz no peepulz catchy fing heer !!! noawt safey tew dew dat!!… sigh …but ignoreded me ….an keeeped awn puttin teh fraemz waaaay up obber her hed…..ai coodnt luuk ….hadda goes away, but had wun eer cokked fer teh sowndz ov crashin….( mostli cawse Sonja , wel she nowt ‘zakly teh mostest graseful ov creechurez….) she allus comin intew werk limpin frum wun fawl dwon oar annoddeer….
Cum clowser… I nom ur fayce
these tigers aktually dont look wild, they look cute(unless they nom the face, that is!!)
Well, great caption!
Lolcats…nawt. Rorecats…foar shur.
DVD coming soon?
DVD? Nah. HD-DVD? Nah. LOL-DVD? Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!
LOL-DVD still in development at PDB labs. Seems dere be prollems wit the LOL-DVD players splorting out. Fyre hazzerd…do not want.
But as a nawt furst fot, habin teh fyremins arownd can be teh handee
ewe ken hav the fyremins, I wuz prommis-ed de fyrewimmens once upon a tyme.
Adn tehy nawt deliberd? Nawt seam fare :l
Check Maus’ cubicle. He might have intercepted teh delivry.
why, that dirty-bird.
So funny cats. Can I take one home with me too?
Ai don wanna meet dem wen dey is growed up
We’d eet’ya if we haz back legz!
For onec T.T is happe
Suches feerse skeereey bebbehs;
Tehms luukes liek tehre duuiyng tehir beyst tuu ntymydayte teh peeps;
(Adn tehre duuyng a rlly guud jawb ov fehndyng aowf teh peeps;
Jes taike a luuk ayt tohse iyncysuur teefs!!!!)
Bebbehs, mebbee; butt tohse teefs kan rlly duz sume grate damidjge!!!
Wai, wai hyooge damige frum teh tyny tigrrrs. Day krazzy strongz. Truss mee, ai knowz! But teyh luvverly too sumtymes and ff-ff-ff an snorgle an floofz an teyh mayke mai hed splortz alla tyme.
Ai lurves stryples!!!
bruffer, did u eet somfin funneh or whuts?
aww kyoot but stil wield an so is lol