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I cannot brain today I have the dumb

i iz sew smart. s-m-r-t.

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    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      It shur iz nd ai gawt no brane atawl. ai dint eben hab tu splort tu luze it.

      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

        maibe dat wud help. ai mite get sum leftoburz frum sumbunny snart.

        • kimkiwi says:

          {{{gma}}}

          Ai wud loaned yew sum of mien but ai needzes tehm.

          Oh, and ai not snart neever.

          • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

            Fankz, [[[[[Kim}}}}} hmmm? dat wuza lopsied hug if ai ebur sawd wun. Ai hab naow re fownd da strukshunz mj gibz me nd wil trai tu go bloo wun moar tiem fur tudai. A parent lee mai nawt secund mistrake wuz nawt drinking enuf. She sez ebree nekzt sinttins, sip. —- sip —– chug.Den wen ai getz froo , fawl orf da chare. maibe dat hapunz suner.??

            • cweenmj says:

              I doan member deh ‘chug’. I think u b ad libbing. :snerk:

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                Yis. nd naow ai’m finely redy tu fawl orf da chare. wating fur confurmashun. ai wuz finking if we ar sisturz, nd yu ar da cween, nad janet iz a dame, hoo can i be ub roylz? Haow abowt Lady Mondegrene? Tudai papur sez iz new sekshun in dikshunary cawled “mondegreen” iz wurdz dat hapun wen eerz goze rong. sez iz in engrish song “she laid him on the green” :lol: Nd naow ai nedez tu refil mai glas. Fankz so muxh fur yur heop. Maibe tumoro aftur owld man’z appt. ai cn strat wif de bloo.

                • cweenmj says:

                  *admiringlee*
                  oooooooooo. Lady Mondegrene sowndz perfect fer u!!
                  I likez it!!
                  *handz gma a glass [yes, Janet, it b deh GUD krystal]
                  uv sham payne*
                  A toast!! 2 Lady Mondegrene!!
                  *peepz frewowt deh ruum rayze deh glasses adn toast:*
                  Lady Mondegrene
                  *wild cheering ensuez.*

                  • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                    *Lady Mondegrene bowz grashuslee tu awl nd retrnz da toste* Putz a “drawp” ub rassperry surup ina glas. maikz da shampain pinkee nd eben moar dlishus. Oh, speking ub awltur eegoz, we habent sede da gotehurd laitlee. Eerwurm wuz 3 daiz lawng aftur she wuz heer.

            • annipuss says:

              Dat sownz liek ressippee fur disasta, gma!

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                ownlee a fyew mis hapz alawng da wai. furgot tu tel wy ai wantz tu joyn so hab tu go bak. sigh.

    • BGee says:

      Mummies day iz once a yeer, but Kitteh’s day is evryday!
      Congrats annipus, the start ov the 12:01 braid1

    • guitarfreak says:

      I don’t undurstand hau u get a nawt second! Do cheezfriends stay 24/7 on teh website? Whenever I see a noo picshur, it usually has ovur 20 comments already!

      • cweenmj says:

        Dis b deh Whirld-Wide-Web. Peepz frum Awl Ober deh Whirrld b heer. Adn *lukz askanse at a sirtin purrsun* SUM peepz haz memerized deh timez wen gnu pikz uzshullee show up.
        .
        To axshullee see a pik wif “no comments” adn think uv sumfing clever 2 say, and 2 say it kwikklee, iz a truu akomplishment. Dat b y wii sillybrating dhe “nawt-sekkund” az long az deh purrsun dusn’t just b saying “First” oar “Furst” oar “nawt-sekkund”. And deh peepz hoo getz in a ty fer nawt-sekkund can b ekwalle az proud. Dhey manijed deh diffeekult wif grase adn aplomb.

      • eeckthecat says:

        Ai gotted lukky in mai nawt-sekkund week lol-ing.Refreshed teh site at noonish and fownd teh “no comments”. Wuz pure luk.

  1. ohahtahgoosiam says:

    Man, ur feet stank!

  2. BGee says:

    Hve teh cawfee an maybe brain jumpstarts.

  3. two_kittehs says:

    5 more minutes Mawm..

  4. kimkiwi says:

    Join teh club kitteh. Ai no haz brayne neever.

  5. ChessieCat65 says:

    needs chocklates too…

  6. puddy_tat says:

    plz to leave message with answering servis

    • annipuss says:

      An Ai’ll ingore it

      • puddy_tat says:

        unless it involves fuds

          • annipuss says:

            Oh, an welcum puddy_tat iz dat ur nawt sekond post?

            • puddy_tat says:

              *waves*

              think i has posted once or twice before

              • cweenmj says:

                *Peekz in*
                I inbited u 2 b mai fren, puddy_tat.

                I lubbz ur name.
                Schmooz 2 yooz.

                • puddy_tat says:

                  *waves hello*

                  =( ‘.’ )=

                • cweenmj says:

                  Oh thank yew puddy_tat!!!
                  u broughted mai cownt up to 580 frenz!
                  U hab sum gud lolz on ur profile.
                  Iz deh gogeous blak n wite kitteh in deh snow urz??

                  • puddy_tat says:

                    no – he was a kitteh i found on the interweb

                    he seemed to express my felines towards winter…

                    • cweenmj says:

                      I can relate 2 dat……
                      I grew up in Minnee soda. But I not like winter. :(
                      I movinged souf. :)
                      Now wii followz deh sun —
                      souf in winter, norf in summer. :D

                      • PercyCat says:

                        sonng…i’ll follow de sun.

                      • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                        Menny applez wuz nais wen we went tu se bro. in law but du nawt liek da snoze eever.

                        • tessm says:

                          wunse in minneapolis ai spent
                          coldest.
                          xmas.
                          ever.
                          wuz much drinking…

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Hey,ai had one uv doze Xmases in Iowa…..
                          oh,wayte..wuz drinking becuz uv teh in-laws :lol:

                        • tessm says:

                          ohai, ai haz dun taht too!
                          bofe the xmases in Iowa (ai iz frum Iowa)
                          an teh drinkin frum teh inlawz…
                          nawt at same time tho.

                        • cweenmj says:

                          Deh last yr I libbed in Minnee-iyc-cold-soda,

                          it snowinged in mid-Oct. Didn’t see baer
                          grownd agin til mid-April. Wi had tree,
                          cownt ‘em: wun, twa, tree,
                          wunst-inna-hunnerd-yeerz blizzerdz dat
                          Janumairee. Adn dey awl kaymded on deh
                          weekendz.
                          Go to werk mon — fri.
                          Git snowed in Saturdae.
                          Dig self owt Sun.
                          repeet next week.
                          repeet week after dat, 2!!!
                          AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Haz onlee been to Minneesota in teh summertyme.Ai wyll hav to try goin in Januaree sumtime…or mebbe nawt !!!

                        • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                          Ai wud hait dat. It awlmost maikz me fele beddur abowt itz 98ยฐ heer rite naow.

                        • cweenmj says:

                          Did I menshun — deh power wented owt during deh sekkund storm? I sat deree watching mai fermostat drop frum sebentee down 2 sixxee-five den down 2 sixxee, den down 2 fiffee-ate, fiffee-six, fiffee-wun …. go 2 basement and luk at deh water pipez. Find shutoff valve and draining fawcett.
                          Cawl power kumpanee adn asking: “Bowt how long befer deh power kumz bak? I just wantz 2 b noeing if I shud b draining mai pipez.”
                          “Oh,” dey sez, “u shud b ok. Power b bak in an ower or so.”
                          Dey wuz rite. Power cameded bak on wen temp in howse wuz down 2 fortee-seben.
                          I hatez snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        • eeckthecat says:

                          Ai haz adapted to teh Messhigun winters.Mai apartment haz baseboard heet,wif no thermostat to speek uv.Apartment be veree cold in teh winter.Ai bought a heeting blankee and put up wif it.We duz nawt get quite az harsh weather az Minneesota gets,tho.

  7. MissShelb11 says:

    I luv it! plus meh never haz a brain

  8. eeckthecat says:

    R U allowed to cawl in stoopid to werk ??

  9. N8 says:

    That r me evry dai

  10. PercyCat says:

    Ail brain bout taht tamaro…mebbe…

  11. GCHLoki says:

    gud descipshun uf me 2 day
    I’z jist realized teh comments left on my lolz form nice frendz.
    I’z such a NEWB!

  12. Eve says:

    I think this is my favoritest ever if only for the clever misuse of words. I’m adopting this for my own vocabulary.

  13. stagehanddan says:

    OOOooohhhh, by CC dat’s some ssstrrrooonnnggaa nip, but as dey sey, It’s allll gooood.

  14. vgersmom says:

    i noze hau dat kitteh feelz. ohai im noo heer. maeks it a happee plaze to be wid so manee othur peepuls wit no funkshional braen cellz.

  15. FireflyKt says:

    likes lol i has slightly

  16. thestephy says:

    I haz had daze win I haz had the dumb 2.

  17. ChessieCat65 says:

    Waa…had a big dumb todai.

    Couldn’t find Squeakers kitteh today, so thought she outside. Called & called, never came home. Was worrit. Husband’s office door closed, never thought to look in dere…she had been stuck in dere since about midnite last night, and I found her at 6pm! :( Poor babieh is eating and drinking everything in site now. :(

  18. CottlestonPie says:

    Hay! Who’s been sneaking around taking picture of me in mah cube?

  19. ChessieCat65 says:

    lessee if dis worx…

  20. D.R. says:

    Dis y u neber signs up fer early classes…

  21. Werdycnan says:

    this kitteh iz me. ai just spent lyke, five owrz taykin a praktiss SAT test adn this iz me nao.

  22. guitarfreak says:

    I is dumb too, espeshully right now wif mah shugar rush! Makes me sai, agagagagagag bzzzzzzz EEEE gagsgagsgkejfwerhfiowduhtuilhsdfguisgdfjghdhguirhgjrhfgjlrhtjkghflghdl

  23. The Crapture says:

    my caes of teh mondaze, let me show you it.

  24. Toia says:

    Ill have to use kitteh’s excuz and say I cant brain todai. lol.

  25. 2manybeasties says:

    We haz Brayn Drayn duing reseshun. Maybe yoo migrigate to Your-up.

  26. sweetpea says:

    i cannot brayne tonight bekuz i haz been dumfounded. i wuzn’t lookin. it founded me.

    • jamamakitty says:

      gud wun, yew is teh clebber!!!

      • sweetpea says:

        oh, i nawt so clebber,seeings how i spentid muchos minutos werkin on getting the whole linkee/abatar combo just right!
        i aer inspired by my lubleeee abatar, dough; fanx again.
        how duz you like teh tendrilieyer bershun?

        • jamamakitty says:

          oh ai see……..yew croppded it tew teh lef moar……. is cyoooot

          hoo wuz it cawled it a 4 leaf clover? an wut are yew doin up so late????

          an i see our janet has her profyle finely!!!!

          • PercyCat says:

            8O :oops: 8)
            *whisperz..taht wuz me..i thot it was an
            O’Shamrok kynda ting..it cud happin*
            ♫ Oh sweepea, woncha furgiv me?
            woncha woncha woncha furgiv meeeEeee? ♪

            • jamamakitty says:

              ohai PC, nawt a prololm!! Ai kin see wai yew mite fink dat………..

              โ™ซโ™ซ ai walked on over and asked her to prance โ™ชโ™ช
              โ™ซโ™ซ hopin maybe later on we cud go tew France โ™ซโ™ซ

              i’m shur madam sweepie weel forgibs yew!!!

            • sweetpea says:

              PercyCat- sokay! it can haz a 4 leaf clover kinda look! I thoted it luked kinda insecty before, myself.

              fanks fr the sawng!

    • stagehanddan says:

      a good case of the stupids is insidious, is it not?

  27. germ78 says:

    Facepawm

  28. lunarmommy says:

    just anovver day in teh lief ob teh lunarmommy…

  29. jmuhj says:

    Ai haz an impathii furyu!

  30. Kristin M. Banks says:

    This is my kitty Ballou, I am so happy he made the main page of ICHC!! Thanks for ALL the votes! :o )

  31. Wut’s taht aould xpresshun: “Dumb Down”? ;

    Wel, Ai ar awlreddy tehre!!!! :roll:

  32. Evilkat says:

    I not haz the dumb. I needz the forum tho to sez that Richard Wong, u r a jerk. Why therz lolcats but no nastzygram place to sendz my hatez? It r all 4 u, Richard Wong.

    • kafleen says:

      Dis r strangelee hillariuss.

      Cept too Richurd Wong.

      • jd says:

        Eye will agrii wib da “strange”. But its da Wong playce four flaymes. (Der iz a nastygram playce, alt.flame, btw.)

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  33. pining4thefijords says:

    i kin relate

  34. KittyBelle says:

    I luff dis LoLCat the bestest, I has it on my wall next to my fone and my pyooter where I calls people all dai and tell them to pai de billz what they are being owing. I can not brain most days, and those hoomans, they have teh dumb. Super duper extra dumb, youshully.

  35. miriam says:

    its “i cannot brain, i has the dumb”

  36. ZeldaFan1 says:

    That is funny!

  37. Bob Whitworth says:

    Yu needz da Cheezeburger really BAAAADD!
    It sweeps da fuzz offen yur brainz.


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