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iz mumdai
It shur iz nd ai gawt no brane atawl. ai dint eben hab tu splort tu luze it.
maibe dat wud help. ai mite get sum leftoburz frum sumbunny snart.
{{{gma}}}
Ai wud loaned yew sum of mien but ai needzes tehm.
Oh, and ai not snart neever.
Fankz, [[[[[Kim}}}}} hmmm? dat wuza lopsied hug if ai ebur sawd wun. Ai hab naow re fownd da strukshunz mj gibz me nd wil trai tu go bloo wun moar tiem fur tudai. A parent lee mai nawt secund mistrake wuz nawt drinking enuf. She sez ebree nekzt sinttins, sip. —- sip —– chug.Den wen ai getz froo , fawl orf da chare. maibe dat hapunz suner.??
I doan member deh ‘chug’. I think u b ad libbing. :snerk:
Yis. nd naow ai’m finely redy tu fawl orf da chare. wating fur confurmashun. ai wuz finking if we ar sisturz, nd yu ar da cween, nad janet iz a dame, hoo can i be ub roylz? Haow abowt Lady Mondegrene? Tudai papur sez iz new sekshun in dikshunary cawled “mondegreen” iz wurdz dat hapun wen eerz goze rong. sez iz in engrish song “she laid him on the green”
Nd naow ai nedez tu refil mai glas. Fankz so muxh fur yur heop. Maibe tumoro aftur owld man’z appt. ai cn strat wif de bloo.
*admiringlee*
oooooooooo. Lady Mondegrene sowndz perfect fer u!!
I likez it!!
*handz gma a glass [yes, Janet, it b deh GUD krystal]
uv sham payne*
A toast!! 2 Lady Mondegrene!!
*peepz frewowt deh ruum rayze deh glasses adn toast:*
Lady Mondegrene
*wild cheering ensuez.*
*Lady Mondegrene bowz grashuslee tu awl nd retrnz da toste* Putz a “drawp” ub rassperry surup ina glas. maikz da shampain pinkee nd eben moar dlishus. Oh, speking ub awltur eegoz, we habent sede da gotehurd laitlee. Eerwurm wuz 3 daiz lawng aftur she wuz heer.
Dat sownz liek ressippee fur disasta, gma!
ownlee a fyew mis hapz alawng da wai. furgot tu tel wy ai wantz tu joyn so hab tu go bak. sigh.
Mummies day iz once a yeer, but Kitteh’s day is evryday!
Congrats annipus, the start ov the 12:01 braid1
Fanks BGee, dat wuz spozed 2 b mundai!
O! Ai thot u left a dangling pun 4 some won to hang herelf upon on purrrpose.
Ai hazn’t got eenuff brane maiself 2dai 2 maek puns.
I don’t undurstand hau u get a nawt second! Do cheezfriends stay 24/7 on teh website? Whenever I see a noo picshur, it usually has ovur 20 comments already!
Dis b deh Whirld-Wide-Web. Peepz frum Awl Ober deh Whirrld b heer. Adn *lukz askanse at a sirtin purrsun* SUM peepz haz memerized deh timez wen gnu pikz uzshullee show up.
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To axshullee see a pik wif “no comments” adn think uv sumfing clever 2 say, and 2 say it kwikklee, iz a truu akomplishment. Dat b y wii sillybrating dhe “nawt-sekkund” az long az deh purrsun dusn’t just b saying “First” oar “Furst” oar “nawt-sekkund”. And deh peepz hoo getz in a ty fer nawt-sekkund can b ekwalle az proud. Dhey manijed deh diffeekult wif grase adn aplomb.
Cn get a plomb at teh groshree stoar, but taht grais beez teh debbil 2 fine!
Ai gotted lukky in mai nawt-sekkund week lol-ing.Refreshed teh site at noonish and fownd teh “no comments”. Wuz pure luk.
Man, ur feet stank!
That is funnnnnnny!! Those are my mom’s feet and they probably did stink!!! LOLZ
Hve teh cawfee an maybe brain jumpstarts.
5 more minutes Mawm..
Join teh club kitteh. Ai no haz brayne neever.
oh yeah, and itz munday and it’s been just like that awl day and ai thinkso ai shall take a nap.
ohaiphilledbeaker! Ai see yoo ar nao bloo too! LUK!! LUK at me!! ai fianallee did it – thanks to lolcatburglar an cweenmj!
Itz bin WEEKS since ai spoke to yoo! Ai wud come – an laik – iz it “McCavity??” Yoo were no longer there!
Eneway – so nice to see yoo!
ohai JCH4k. Nawt only iz ai bloo, but ai has (if wrdprs is cow upper ating) an abatar. Letz see if it comes owt here ….
*hush falls ober the awdyence*
aha!!
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*tegh thurderus applaws ov teh floofee paw calpping in wunderment at teh ‘
supersplenderifcalishush avatar!!!
ah yes, grasshopper. teh sound of wun paw clapping. meditate on this fer elebenty yearz and tehn tellz me teh answer …
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glad yew likes teh abatar!
Wuz ekspekting moar liek a erlenmyer flaks. but iz ok tu getz awai frum da lab wunst ina wile.
ohia … ai has a nice pikshur of a erlenmeyer flask. ai might swap it in sum time. but ai like the wolf (himz bean an Abyssinian wolf, a painting by teh great artiste Louis Agassiz Fuertes). But ai finks ob him moar like a fawx.
PdB, iz taht a polah bayer statue awn yur profyle picshur?
whare iz statue IRL?
ai lurves teh polah bayers!!
the pololar bear stachoo is in teh Musee d’Orsay, en Paris, en le Fronce. Is a byooootemous stachoo. Check back here soon; ai will post a linky so you can sees mowr. ai lurves teh polarbearz also !!
as prawmissed, here is teh linky:
http://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/collections/works-in-focus/sculpture/commentaire_id/polar-bear-2186.html?tx_commentaire_pi1%5BpidLi%5D=842&tx_commentaire_pi1%5Bfrom%5D=729&cHash=cc260927d2
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if this duzzn’t werk, just googlol “musee d’orsay” and “polar bear”.
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btw, teh artiste has the IRL name of Francois Pompon. srsly. wifout lolspaek.
oh mai! thx for linkies! ai haz eeven bin to MusaydOrsay! but ai missded it sumhaow!! ai haz just told mai DH taht wee must go bak again.
ai haz too liddul verzions uv dat stachoo whut are sposed to be xmas ornamentz (but ai keepz tehm out awl yeer). ai did nawt recognyz it at nawt-sekkund.
*POP*
(dat b deh sownd uv
sham payne corkz popping awl ober cheezland)
FIZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*holdz owt glass reddy fer mai shaer*
*Pd’B gets into line with his glass*
tnx, cweenmj!!
oooh, an sum 4 meeeeiii!!1! *holdz owt fishbowl*
* klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪
klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪ klink ♪”
Wif awl teh cheez frenz!!!
*sip sip sip sip sip sip sip*
*whispurrrrrs* Phillipe!! *gigglols* Luk!! Ai hav sum cholkit biscotti!!
Doo yoo want to trai dunkin tehm in the sham pain?????
dunk
*fizzzzzzzz*
munshslurpsipmunsh
dunk
*fizzzzzzzzz*
munshslurp
thns mnshmnsh brymuch slurp JCH4k
*joynes phillipe in teh dippingz*
dunk
*fizzzzzzzz*
munshslurpsipmunsh
dunk
*fizzzzzzzzz*
munshslurp
YUMMMMM!!! LOL!! This reelee werks!!! We can has sekret dipping societee, wif a sekret hanshayke ov sum kind!!
****trys to shayke Janets hand,keeps missing****
Wayte…why am ai seeing 4 hands ????
am n q 2…*wif papr cup*
thanx, cweenmj.
mmmm tikulz
PERCYCAT!!!! yoo dont hav to driink teh sham pain awt ov a papur cup! Ai browt plentee ov nice krystal glasses. Tayste MUCH bedder! Paypur cupz an sham pain ar – ai theink eneway – a liddle bit “pleh.*
Heer’z yur nice glass. Just pore teh sahm pain in an toss taht cup – in teh bin ober there !
befor u did…i don
terry win it cumz tu
sham pain..*nuttin
n de cup*..mmm, tanx
4 dis byootiful glaz ov
de shampainz jch4k’s!!
Duz yur cristul glasez goze wif m o’s’z royal doulton, payted wif da periwiglez?
inda line wif ma big plastic seben elleben cup anna carton of peach nectar, been fiending mimosas last day or so. annyone else wanna?
Ohhhhh,yesh…..mimosas sownd berry gud rite nao !!
*faycepaws* sebenelleben cup???????
Ai has a beeotiful cristal goblet fer mai drinkses…iz okai,Janet !!
****pats Janet awn back ****
7-11 super big gulp, de one witha optional diving board.
*holdz awt pretttee krystal glasses to cweenmj fur awl teh happee cheezpeeps!
*happee sigh* Oh cweenmj. We ar getting SOOO fancee nao. But it iz a GUD thing!
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} Tahnk yoo elebenty twennee taims fur awl teh halp yoo have given mee – an fur being such a gud frend!
U b eber so welkum Janet. I likez to helping wen I can.
{{{{Janet}}}}
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Speeking uv frenz …. .. I will posting dis wun moar time.
**Wii intterupz dis lol 4 a shameless plee.**
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I b in desprit need uv frenz! (nobuddee can habbing tew mennee frenz u noe.) Pleez, wont u b mai fren?? u can goez 2
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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I wantz EBBERBUDDEE 2 b mai fren. Pleez??
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Sum peepz saying, “Y u wanting awl deh frenz?” I splain:
Deh Cween kitteh-catz b deh mama-kittehz. Deh cweenz awlwayz b deh kitteh dat takingz keer uv deh babeh-kittehz. ♥♥♥ Dey awlso taking keer uv wutever uzzer babehz dat kumz dere way — goggeez, hamsterz, bandunded kitteez, birdeez, -– deh cweenz doan keer wut kind uv bebeh it b, her just takingz keer uv it. ♥♥♥
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Sinse i b deh cweenmj, I wantz to b a fren wif awl uv deh Cheezpeepz -– comminterz, lurkerz, lol makerz, lol luvverz. ♥♥♥ Dhey awl b mai peepz. I luvz awl mai cheezpeepz and I wantz dem AWL on mai fren list. ♥♥♥
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Adn tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank yew!!!
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♥♥♥ I lubz mai frenz. ♥♥♥
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*Wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lol*
wuz ownlee 517 frenz fur cween wen ai lukked. tsk
She iz gobblin up awl teh frenz!!
i noe dat dhere b TOUSANDZ uv cheezpeepz owt dere. Adn I b wanting AWL uv dem 2 b mai frenz.
*piteeuz mewing*
*pats cweenmj’s liddle furreee hed* Itz OK. Reelee!
We can cawl yoo “CweenmjCanHaz400000000000gazillionFrenz.”
But – waht if yur profyle getz borked???? d’yoo think it haz room
fur awl teh pawssibul frenz heer???
Iz ok. if dere b peepz heer, I wanting dem as frenz. I haz kum across mennee peepz hoo b habbing over 1,000 fanz. if dey kin b fanz, dey kin b frenz.
Wehn yoo getz to 1000, we cah has anudder parayde!!!
cud it be she is takin them awl outside, to see wut they luks like in teh light? cud it be?????
I tryd dat…..wen I tookted mai laptop owtside, I kudn’t reed deh skreen.
An itz an fancee MACRAME!!!! a 5 WAY TY!!!
cweenmj is heer – nawt far away. She can taek yoo to the fabulolso TY BOO TEEK an whow yoo awl teh wunnerful things yoo can has.
An dong furget to stop at teh PI STAWL! Ai smell fresh blak berree pie! HNNNMMMMM!!
Bleck berrie pai wib teh whippy creme, JCH4K?
Pweeeese. Ai be gud.
Ov CORSE wif teh whippy creme! Leeza’b’s skwerlols hav bin werking VERREE hard today!
Ai kin bring teh kiwifrootz, iffin ne1 wants sum.
YUM!!! Fresh kiwi frootz ar AWLWAIZ welcom! THANKS!!!
as long as someone peels the things, I’ve spent too much time around horses…….ya know whatta meeen?
but don’t they luk even stranger when tehy are GREEN?
tessm, r u rymin or are u
rmembrin teh greenborked
horse storee……SCENE…?
(rymed jus n case)
ohai, wuz nawt rhymin awn purpuss…!
ai jus thot frum whut dan sed, if they wuz as green as peeled kiwifroot, then ai wud bee conserned for the state of teh horse’s…umm… digestion.
whut iz tis horse storee yoo speek uv???
oar doo ai rilly wanna knoes?
ai relly cant share it
wif u neow n duit justis.
go bak n tyme tu teh
Cheezburger Mewseum…
6-17lol:determination.
(Aahz & ShD sharsez teh
harse storeez)mi2nmor.
Hmm. Ai think Ai will go nom teh last piece of IRL lemon pie on teh kitchen cownter.
Byebye y’all.!
Wair we getz da frech berreez? Iz ripe at mj’z homonweelz? pritty sune n e wai. nom! Maibe she getz hukulberreez tu. nawt az stikry tu pik but berry slo cuz dey teeny liddul. oooh, wairz mai berree bukit?
Der waz sum blakkberris inna shop – dey iz $4 fur 4 ownsis!!! Ai haz dem growin wild in mai gardin, but dey iz nawt riep yet.
gmwgs, i luv de huckulbareez!!!!
havint foun nun heer yet but haddim
n misippi.
annipuss, how day get so much
fur blkberreez win tar wild
evryware?? o i kno…cuz thar
skeerd ov snakies!!
Ohai, Percy, Ai nebur bin tu misipi dint no de hukulz groze dere. Dey groze awn Pasifik coast nd into Idaho ai noze . blackberriez iz awl ober but nawt ripe ennywair Ai no. Maibe dey cum frum Chile. dey gud but nawt $$4 worf. dey beddur wen yu go pik em yurself nd getz awl scrached up.
ahl de huckulbareez i kno r de
wyld wunz…iffin youz bein
cltivatin em…want!!
(am jus az wyld bout bloobreez)
Ai dont fink yu cn get plantz unles yu dig up wair yu shudnt. Ai traid tu gro bluberriez. cost ub plantz $11 eash. berriez piked befor plantz dide. abwt 1$ pur berry. Ina fyew wekes wil be blubreez frum Canada . muxh bigur baukzez dan uzual fur saim munniez. ai baiz abowt 30$ worf nd putz in freezur. nom
gmwgs,
teh werd “PRICELESS” cumz
tu minz!! lyk n de cmershulz!!
sawree bout yur plantz…
du try agin…ai hurd u need
sevral tu make sure u gawt
bof sexiz. oooonomnom.
needs chocklates too…
plz to leave message with answering servis
An Ai’ll ingore it
unless it involves fuds
Dats diffrunt
Oh, an welcum puddy_tat iz dat ur nawt sekond post?
*waves*
think i has posted once or twice before
*Peekz in*
I inbited u 2 b mai fren, puddy_tat.
I lubbz ur name.
Schmooz 2 yooz.
*waves hello*
=( ‘.’ )=
meep. kitticon looks kinda angry. it shouldn’t…
Wierdpress duz funnee fings iz a bit liek windoez – yestidai it werkt, etc.
mebbe iz siameeze?
Oh thank yew puddy_tat!!!
u broughted mai cownt up to 580 frenz!
U hab sum gud lolz on ur profile.
Iz deh gogeous blak n wite kitteh in deh snow urz??
no – he was a kitteh i found on the interweb
he seemed to express my felines towards winter…
I can relate 2 dat……
I grew up in Minnee soda. But I not like winter.
I movinged souf.
Now wii followz deh sun —
souf in winter, norf in summer.
sonng…i’ll follow de sun.
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Menny applez wuz nais wen we went tu se bro. in law but du nawt liek da snoze eever.
wunse in minneapolis ai spent
coldest.
xmas.
ever.
wuz much drinking…
Hey,ai had one uv doze Xmases in Iowa…..
oh,wayte..wuz drinking becuz uv teh in-laws
ohai, ai haz dun taht too!
bofe the xmases in Iowa (ai iz frum Iowa)
an teh drinkin frum teh inlawz…
nawt at same time tho.
Deh last yr I libbed in Minnee-iyc-cold-soda,
it snowinged in mid-Oct. Didn’t see baer
grownd agin til mid-April. Wi had tree,
cownt ‘em: wun, twa, tree,
wunst-inna-hunnerd-yeerz blizzerdz dat
Janumairee. Adn dey awl kaymded on deh
weekendz.
Go to werk mon — fri.
Git snowed in Saturdae.
Dig self owt Sun.
repeet next week.
repeet week after dat, 2!!!
AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Haz onlee been to Minneesota in teh summertyme.Ai wyll hav to try goin in Januaree sumtime…or mebbe nawt !!!
Ai wud hait dat. It awlmost maikz me fele beddur abowt itz 98° heer rite naow.
Did I menshun — deh power wented owt during deh sekkund storm? I sat deree watching mai fermostat drop frum sebentee down 2 sixxee-five den down 2 sixxee, den down 2 fiffee-ate, fiffee-six, fiffee-wun …. go 2 basement and luk at deh water pipez. Find shutoff valve and draining fawcett.
Cawl power kumpanee adn asking: “Bowt how long befer deh power kumz bak? I just wantz 2 b noeing if I shud b draining mai pipez.”
“Oh,” dey sez, “u shud b ok. Power b bak in an ower or so.”
Dey wuz rite. Power cameded bak on wen temp in howse wuz down 2 fortee-seben.
I hatez snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai haz adapted to teh Messhigun winters.Mai apartment haz baseboard heet,wif no thermostat to speek uv.Apartment be veree cold in teh winter.Ai bought a heeting blankee and put up wif it.We duz nawt get quite az harsh weather az Minneesota gets,tho.
I luv it! plus meh never haz a brain
I hab a brayn. I ebun tayk it owt ob da box tu polish, wunce a yeer.
Duz u has a zipper,liek Glitch awn “Tin Man” ???
Nawt dat I gno ob. Mai brayne unscrued mai left eer adn absailed doun own a rope it had mayd out ob mai hair. Tu be fayre, it gayb me sum cheez adn a mouldy sok to put in my head instead.
Dat wuz “fayre” ????
Well, it gabe me less washing tu du.
A Polish brayne? dat wud b Brzaynezski?
Or Braynesckewicz ???
Heh! Probubli!
*akshually haz distant polish cuzins adn hides behind da sofa. Mynd yu, I’b only found on murderer in dat part ob my family tree. Anubber part ob my family tree comes from Norse Vikings, adn I don’t wanna noe tuu mush abowt dem*
Ai haz got teh Polish(dad) & Eyetalian(mom) ance…annse….family lines.
Dadcat’s original famblee nayme wuz Papuscziewicz.
but ai haz teh norse vikings in mai famblee! Iz bery prowd ob my viking heritij. Well, sorta. I sez I hab teh ansestree ob shame:
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vikings imvadeded evurbodee else
Scots-Irish kep teh Irish down foar teh Brits
Nawt sekkund wite settlurz in Kantukee iz mai famblee
ownlee fing i gotz keepin me frum bein a totul oppressur is iz feemayl!
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R U allowed to cawl in stoopid to werk ??
Ai hoep so eeck.
yeh, u can n tehy don aks n e ???’s
adn u cn call n way n advanz tew…
cuz tehy kno it alreddy….am gon b
stoopy n 2 weaks…yeh we kno…
yeh, iffen ya pulled a stoopie yesterdai, and ya pulled a stoopie todai, kinda takes the challenge outta guessin’ ’bout tomorror.
We cuds hab teh vakayshun tiem, teh sick tiem, teh stoopid tiem, teh dum tiem…
wut forris gump sed…
***snerk***
Dat gibbed me a gud giggol !!
Oh deer! Ai reelee DID do a stoopee yesterday. An maybee today, too! LOL!
ROFL! Ai’ll just think about it tomorrow!!
Ohai,Janet.
Haz u been to mai piks to check owt teh 4-kittehs-dat-has-eeck ????
Not yet – but heer ai go!!1
psst… *whisper* JCH4K,
yur bloo nayme nawt qwite workin yet.
ai think yoo haz to change teh URL a liddul bit –
yoo haz
http://icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs
and ai think yoo needz
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-JanetCanHas4Kittehs/
gud luk!
Waht nice kittehs yoo hav! As soon az ai know hao to load up pikchurs, ai will put maine awn too!
Waht ar their naymes??? Teh two blak an whyte wuns ar teh sayme type az mai moast beloved Florian.
Kitteh under umbrella iz Zoey…she iz aktually charcoal & white.
Railing kitteh iz Nala,who iz sister to…
Nikita,teh great grey blob.
Teh calliko iz Christy.
Dey awl be my pryde & joi !!!!!
Ownlee iffn u iz lukkin fur a nyoo job….
That r me evry dai
mee 2. sadlee, it nawt wurk as akseptibul x-kuse innymores.
Ail brain bout taht tamaro…mebbe…
gud descipshun uf me 2 day
I’z jist realized teh comments left on my lolz form nice frendz.
I’z such a NEWB!
I think this is my favoritest ever if only for the clever misuse of words. I’m adopting this for my own vocabulary.
ya might as well, most of us have, at the most inconvienient time too.
Iz “the dumb” anyfing liek “the nothing” ??
nice Neverending Story ref. *clappity clappity*
Ya might be on to something there.
Hey, thanks! The words actually come from a forum where I post frequently, someone joked in a thread, and I went ahead and made them into a lolcat (and posted the URL afterwards).
Hey, maybe I should make LOLs about my job… bwahaha…
Nao dat wuld be a “neverendig storee” !!!
***claps floofy paws****
Wow…a bisit frum teh author !!!
yay … well dun indeed!!
Concatumalashuns, Akarui, foar yuur lol;
Iys veree dyfficult tuu geyt yuur capshun poastid; butt yuu dyd iyt!!!!!! :lol”
i memines me ob mai faborite “Get Fuzzy” ware Bucky sez “you can food anything if you just eat it” and Rob sez “food’s not a verb” and Bucky sez “you can wordify anything if you just verb it…”
OOOooohhhh, by CC dat’s some ssstrrrooonnnggaa nip, but as dey sey, It’s allll gooood.
i noze hau dat kitteh feelz. ohai im noo heer. maeks it a happee plaze to be wid so manee othur peepuls wit no funkshional braen cellz.
Welkum,vgersmom……we lieks wen new peeps comes to play!!!
As fer teh brayn cells….wait,..wut ?????
Mai brayne cells go tu funkshuns awl teh time. Dey just down’t tayk me wib them.
adn teh funkshunz r fur n few btween…
I cn haz teh stuffi brame sells frumteh abertizemin on teh ICHC sight?
likes lol i has slightly
I haz had daze win I haz had the dumb 2.
Waa…had a big dumb todai.
Couldn’t find Squeakers kitteh today, so thought she outside. Called & called, never came home. Was worrit. Husband’s office door closed, never thought to look in dere…she had been stuck in dere since about midnite last night, and I found her at 6pm!
Poor babieh is eating and drinking everything in site now. 
also cannot figgure out hows to signs on heres.
Not my dai.
im jus lernin how dis woorks too, chessie, so u has a fren in ur confooson. dis be a gud pikshur for mai nawt sekond tiem posting.
vgersmom! Yur nawt second tiem????
WELCOM!!!! Since yur LOLcat iz SOOO gud, ai ar prezoooming that yoo ar a lawng time lurker! Am ai rite????
Ai ar extending may flooffee whyte paw to yoo in frenship. Ai hoep yoo hav a reelee gud tiem heer wif us!
sooo
{{{ChessieCat65}}}
Iz okai….we has awl been dere,dun dat !!!
Squeakers had her revenge. She jumped on my PC table, skidded, and knocked over my grape drink. Purple stuff everywhere and I hads to cleans it up!
So she’s feeling bettuh.
Oh hai, Chessie!! welkum 2 ower playhowse!!
if u b wanting 2 u can b putting
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ChessieCat65/ in deh box dat sez URI in deh commint box. Den peepz can finding ur profile, cuz ur name will be bloo.
Dis b a majikle plais — deh fudz hab no kalreez -oar alergy stuffs – and deh drinksez hab no alkeehawl. Ebberree wun kan sing and dans oar due ennefing els dey b wanting 2. Deh onlee-est rule is 2 b playing nice.
*Handz CC65 a glass uv sham payne *
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez
ty ty…boi does I needs it…
yay !! ChessieCat65!! ur swuft!!
happi day..happi playz..happi happi
Cweenmj, u don waist no tyme!!
Hay! Who’s been sneaking around taking picture of me in mah cube?
lessee if dis worx…
Dis y u neber signs up fer early classes…
I sined up for a 7:00 am calcleeus free class. I ony goed 5 times. First day, free testeses and teh final.
this kitteh iz me. ai just spent lyke, five owrz taykin a praktiss SAT test adn this iz me nao.
y u disappearz on me?
I is dumb too, espeshully right now wif mah shugar rush! Makes me sai, agagagagagag bzzzzzzz EEEE gagsgagsgkejfwerhfiowduhtuilhsdfguisgdfjghdhguirhgjrhfgjlrhtjkghflghdl
my caes of teh mondaze, let me show you it.
Ill have to use kitteh’s excuz and say I cant brain todai. lol.
We haz Brayn Drayn duing reseshun. Maybe yoo migrigate to Your-up.
i cannot brayne tonight bekuz i haz been dumfounded. i wuzn’t lookin. it founded me.
gud wun, yew is teh clebber!!!
oh, i nawt so clebber,seeings how i spentid muchos minutos werkin on getting the whole linkee/abatar combo just right!
i aer inspired by my lubleeee abatar, dough; fanx again.
how duz you like teh tendrilieyer bershun?
oh ai see……..yew croppded it tew teh lef moar……. is cyoooot
hoo wuz it cawled it a 4 leaf clover? an wut are yew doin up so late????
an i see our janet has her profyle finely!!!!
*whisperz..taht wuz me..i thot it was an
O’Shamrok kynda ting..it cud happin*
♫ Oh sweepea, woncha furgiv me?
woncha woncha woncha furgiv meeeEeee? ♪
ohai PC, nawt a prololm!! Ai kin see wai yew mite fink dat………..
♫♫ ai walked on over and asked her to prance ♪♪
♫♫ hopin maybe later on we cud go tew France ♫♫
i’m shur madam sweepie weel forgibs yew!!!
PercyCat- sokay! it can haz a 4 leaf clover kinda look! I thoted it luked kinda insecty before, myself.
fanks fr the sawng!
a good case of the stupids is insidious, is it not?
Facepawm
just anovver day in teh lief ob teh lunarmommy…
Ai haz an impathii furyu!
This is my kitty Ballou, I am so happy he made the main page of ICHC!! Thanks for ALL the votes!
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Concatumalashuns, Kristin; tihs iys a prehstigeeous honure; adn yuu dyd iyt!!!!!
Wut’s taht aould xpresshun: “Dumb Down”? ;
Wel, Ai ar awlreddy tehre!!!!
Wot, yu aer a goose? Gees hab down adn can be dumb.
I not haz the dumb. I needz the forum tho to sez that Richard Wong, u r a jerk. Why therz lolcats but no nastzygram place to sendz my hatez? It r all 4 u, Richard Wong.
Dis r strangelee hillariuss.
Cept too Richurd Wong.
Eye will agrii wib da “strange”. But its da Wong playce four flaymes. (Der iz a nastygram playce, alt.flame, btw.)
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i kin relate
I luff dis LoLCat the bestest, I has it on my wall next to my fone and my pyooter where I calls people all dai and tell them to pai de billz what they are being owing. I can not brain most days, and those hoomans, they have teh dumb. Super duper extra dumb, youshully.
its “i cannot brain, i has the dumb”
That is funny!
Yu needz da Cheezeburger really BAAAADD!
It sweeps da fuzz offen yur brainz.