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U don’t like brekfist in bed? Fine. Give ded skwirrel back, then, plz.

i prefer 2 eat pain 4 brekfist.

picture: KTB. lol caption: wordwhiz

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Monday, July 7th, 2008 at 4:01 am.

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:01 am

    you want mole oar maus insted?

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  2. annipuss says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:01 am

    Ai’ll eet it den

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  3. leeza-b says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:02 am

    :shock:

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  4. two_kittehs says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:03 am

    you can ged Ur own brakefust den
    oh and btw some gooshie fuds in mah bowl
    will be nice too
    Kthx

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    • kittehcruncheez says:
      July 7, 2008 at 4:09 am

      kitteh is not impressed… he demands lotsa thingies bak

      liek.. teh katnip, bad hoomanz for takin them aweh from kittehs! and squeekie mousie toies

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  5. annipuss says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Janet asked for dis 2 be copeed (happi 21st frum mee 2)

    ♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫ (must warm ur yoo knoe )

    ♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER JIMMBA ♪
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫

    {{{{{{{JIMMBA}}}}}}} May yoo liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    An nao yoo ar 21!!! Whoooooooo HOOOOOOOO!!!! We will awl dans an Silly Brayte!

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  6. rhsb says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Ai’ll keepz mai Starbukz cawfee an cawfee caek. U can has teh ded crittur.

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  7. rhsb says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:15 am

    Josie brot mi teh tub stoppur wun dai. Ai praysed hur lyk crazy 4 it. Ai tolded hur it musta put up kwite teh fite, but hur wun. :-)

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    • two_kittehs says:
      July 7, 2008 at 4:17 am

      O hai rhsb, how is Uz?
      how were Ur weekend?

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    • mary O'Spockn says:
      July 7, 2008 at 4:23 am

      :lol:
      ohai, rhsb! haz you spented awl yr munnies from teh GROJ * sail?
      *git rid o junque

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    • Aahz says:
      July 7, 2008 at 4:39 am

      Ohai rhsb! :lol: U sew funnee!! U muss reelee gitz alawng well wif teh kittehz. Haz U tawkd ur parintcatz n2 lettin U haz da bebbeh kitteh?
      …
      Dis fred b sew muchlee moar proepreeyut 4 uh kawmint I maydid lastest nyt. I wuz tellin peepz bowt haow da kittehz I yoosta haz hadz uh wunnermuss buk kawlded “Advanced French for Exceptional Cats”. It totted dem such yoosful frayziz as “J’ai l’honneur de vous offrir ce suisse presque completement mort” (meaning “I am honored to present you with this mostly dead chipmunk” ) I kin c da kitteh n dis lolpic saiyin dat! :-D

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      • rhsb says:
        July 7, 2008 at 4:58 am

        Josie an ai had kwite teh konekshun. Wii unnerstood eech udder.

        Unforshunatlee, teh parintz r still sayin no to teh bebbeh kitteh. **sigh**

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        • Aahz says:
          July 7, 2008 at 5:10 am

          Waah! :cry: I finkz it wood b gud 4 U 2 can haz bebbeh kitteh…
          …
          Mai Mithril n I can haz simmylur konekshun. We can ebben tawk 2 eech uvver, wich mai kidletz n XYL fynd bowf uhmaysin n weerd… :-) (yesh, I kin meow sew dat Mithril unnerstanz … but I nawt awlwaiz shure wat I b sayin!) N uv cors we givz eech uvver “kitteh kissiz frum kraws da rume”

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          • rhsb says:
            July 7, 2008 at 6:30 am

            Yesh, Josie an ai wud Meow at eech udder awl teh tyem. Nawt shur wat wuz said, but it wuz sed lowdly! ;-)

            Sumtymez, ai cud jes tell hur wuz callin mi ebberting but “Mahm”, speshully wen hur wuz in teh carryur or ai wuz gibbin hur a baf.

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            • Aahz says:
              July 7, 2008 at 7:52 am

              :-D Da uvver dai I wuz tawkin 2 Mithril (hyoomin tawk 4 me, nawt meowz, but steel meowz 4 herz) wif mai XYL standin dere, n da kawnvursayshun wint sumfin liek dis:
              Mithril: “Mrowr”
              Me: “Wat izzit Mithee?”
              Mithril: “Merowrowr”
              Me: “It iz?”
              Mithril: “Mowr”
              Me: “K, I gitz U sum inna liddul bit”
              Mithril: “Rrowr” *herz ternz n wawkz awf satissfyd*
              XYL: “Wat wuz dat bowt?”
              Me: “O, herz sed herz wattur boal iz imptee”
              XYL: :roll:

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    • tessm says:
      July 7, 2008 at 7:24 am

      :) tub stopper!

      Reply
  8. Jack Deth says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:34 am

    “Mommee Kitteh tawtz
    meh howz to ketch andz killz pray
    wenz I wuz liddill.

    “Spentz lawng tyme wayteeng
    4 juss t3h ryte pressint 2
    maykz Prittee Wun smyle.

    “Prittee Wun freekengz
    owtz. No canz tawllk wiff awll tihs
    screemeeng goezeeng awn” :-)

    Jack.

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  9. maryland belle says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:37 am

    Grrr…gots to dew teh werk naw. Bai guys!

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  10. JAJEH says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:39 am

    Affer ahl ai wenttru tu trai tu maek u happee!

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  11. rhsb says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Was teh squirlol nekkid?

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  12. eeckthecat says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:44 am

    HAPPEE BIRFDAY,JIMBA !!!!!!
    U iz legal nao (at leest in teh 50 staytes!)

    Ai toast u wif a Borg Sphere frum Quarks in Lost Wages…..click awn mai profile & go to mai piks to see wut one liks liek!!

    Reply
  13. rhsb says:
    July 7, 2008 at 5:01 am

    Hoo asked mi abowt Gene Simmons Famlee Jools?

    It maded mi crai last nite…

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    • leeza-b says:
      July 7, 2008 at 5:33 am

      dat wuz me, rhsb!
      I didn’t watch.. wuz it the rost? I DVR’d to watch later.

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      • rhsb says:
        July 7, 2008 at 6:17 am

        Teh wun where Gene an Shannon r in Hawaii an him sings 2 hur at dinner. Teh sawng wuz sew sweet! It maded mi cri.

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      • maryland belle says:
        July 7, 2008 at 6:49 am

        Dis haz nawt teh relatioshun tew anee post, okies?

        I liek that yew sai kakalaki. Ai libes in teh souff kakalaki, meeself.

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        • rhsb says:
          July 7, 2008 at 6:54 am

          Ai’m norf-west uv u. In Kintukee.

          **waves floofy paw in taht generil direkshun**

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          • maryland belle says:
            July 7, 2008 at 6:56 am

            **wiggles butt to wave tail towards kfc state**
            Ohai! Mai parents went tew ‘tucky fer teh RVing last month. Dey said was verrry pwetty!

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          • eubie says:
            July 7, 2008 at 7:08 am

            Ai b sew X sight Ted 4 U 2 libs in Kintukee. Can hears mini tahms bout teh blu grasses adn teh herses! Haz U ebber bin 2 teh famus herse park? DO WANT!

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            • PercyCat says:
              July 7, 2008 at 11:12 am

              It iz teh beautifull, eubie, i rmembr,
              drivin thru n seein all de harse farmz,
              adn summo harse farmz adn teh
              cuttin ov teh hedgis tu b animulz
              (what IS taht called, again..duh)
              Wun farm had the horsse hedge..
              then a hole bunch ov doggie hedgis
              then weigh owt in frunt wuz teh
              lil foxy hedge……
              (no,tiznawtorigami,nawtbonzi..u no
              wutEdwardScissorhandsdituevrythang)

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              • eubie says:
                July 8, 2008 at 5:58 am

                OMG, DO WANT! Butz Ah bearly gettin teh grasses cut. Ai wud make a hej hoggii, iffen AI cud du taht stuffz Ai doan merembr naim ub neether.

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  14. Pepper says:
    July 7, 2008 at 5:13 am

    horse country?!
    this is BAT COUNTRY!

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  15. Pierre says:
    July 7, 2008 at 6:49 am

    Hi guys
    Im a french guy, addict from this site.
    Question : what the hell is that weird language you all and always speak ? Dats daamn herd 2 undeerstendz fer a seempl hooman lik I !
    Why not speaking normally ?
    W8teen 4 teh reespunz

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    • luvscatsVA says:
      July 7, 2008 at 8:17 am

      Lolspeak- hard enough for regular English speakers to understand at first. Look up at top of page- you can refer to “lol-speak Wiki ” for help translating- good luck! ( or bonne chance!)

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    • Aahz says:
      July 7, 2008 at 8:27 am

      Bon apres-midi, Pierre (ou possible “Bon soir”)! Bienvenu! Comment ca va?
      … (*lolspeak off*)
      In a nutshell, lolspeak is a combination of text-messaging abbreviations (LOL, ROFL, BRB, TTFN, etc.) and intentionally-misspelled English words (and other languages, too). There are no set rules for the misspellings, but they usually follow some simple patterns, such as spelling like “baby-talk” (“sowwee”), spelling like pronouncing various dialects (“suthun”), or creatively misspelling as much as possible yet still getting the meaning across (“kauphy”). The Lolspeak Wiki is a good place to start, as is http://www.speaklolspeak.com. Then, there is of course, Lol-Fronsch, the French version of lolspeak. :-)
      … (*lolspeak on*)
      Agin, wellkumz 2 ICHC!! I hoapz U kin stai n b owr cheezfrind! O rezervoir!

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    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      July 7, 2008 at 3:25 pm

      Hi, Pierre and welcome.

      Your English seems to be very good. So it shouldn’t be that hard for you once you get used to it.

      What we are speaking is called LOLspeak or LOLcat – and it is NOT necessary to speak it to comment here. You are welcome to use normal English. Maus often does, as do others.

      But for many of us, it is necessary, because it CAN be MUCH funnier than plain English, and gives one a chance to express oneself in entirely different ways than one normally can. It’s NOT baby talk. The premise originally was that it is how cats would write – cats who care nothing for grammar or spelling!

      A tip to understanding. Read it out loud. It is often written phonetically, so if you read it aloud, it should be much more clear. And of course, look at the LOLspeak site. Shoudl be a big help. And “the” is normally spelled “teh.” But there are no real rules. But many of us now spell the same way.

      Other, such as gibbocat, exhibit a new level of brilliance and inventivenss in how to look at and use words. He is also harder to understand, but SOOOOO worth it. He gives a whole new way to look at words and meanings. But he is far to modest to think that – or perhaps even realize it.

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  16. eubie says:
    July 7, 2008 at 7:05 am

    *skippin on teh sydwok, singin soflee***”2dai Bz Jimmba’s birfdai****eberbuddy happeh fer him”*** skip step**thinkin happii thots fer Jimmba***”happeh birfday 2 cheezfren Jimmba”**liddul twirlee**”Jimmba sew muches fun”**”happii birfday 2 Jimbaa”*** skips away down sydwok

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  17. D.R. says:
    July 7, 2008 at 7:17 am

    Not evrybuddy can appreciate fine kwizeen.

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  18. cheshirekittehkat says:
    July 7, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Wel, Kitteh, iyf weez gibbs teh Skwirrlol bak tuu yuu, wut wil yuu duu wif iyt??
    Nawt eetez iyt, Ai hoep!!!! (Fink ov Leeza-b’s fealyngs!!!) :shock:

    Weez kan nawt leyt teh Skwirrlol liye aroun eivver; Noes, Noes!!
    Weez hasta haz a prawper buhrriel foar hims;

    Purrhapps weez shud kontakt teh cloasest goggie; mebbee teh wun nexx doar;
    Aks hims tuu digg a hoal inna bak yaurd;

    Tehn weez cuud haz Fynal Fairwell Serbisses foar Skwirrlol……. :cry:

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  19. Hashim says:
    July 7, 2008 at 7:35 am

    da skwirrol must be a total waste…. nah, the kitteh musta probably eaten it!

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  20. mary0spockn says:
    July 7, 2008 at 8:12 am

    this bean a test, alsew

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  21. Xupa says:
    July 7, 2008 at 10:33 am

    …

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    • Xupa says:
      July 8, 2008 at 5:24 am

      srsyl guys. how does garbage like this get off the voting page?
      You’re dilluting the funneh with the pleh. rly rly bad.

      Reply
  22. Geminate says:
    July 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    What the heck does this caption mean…?

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  23. stagehanddan says:
    July 7, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    the cat is less that impressed with his (or her) humans reaction to the “gift” left on the bed. In this case a squirrel killed (presumably by the cat) and left. The human doesn’t want it, the cat does.

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