well, butter mai butt
well, butter mai butt an call me a biskit!
mmm… butter iz sew yummee nd nutrishus.
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Fur mommy ter gose WHER!
U beeted me! Wot doo u want 2 sillybrate?
GOOD AFTERNOON DEER TY-ED TTIers!!
Ai am sending awt teh fabulolso 12 dansing Conga Ratz fur yoo!
An dont furgit to go to teh TY Boo Yeek!!! Teh noo silk kitteh scarves ar reelee splendid! An teh kitteh eerreings, too!
*wispurrs* An pleez dont furgit Jimmba’s 21st Burfday Partee iz supposed to bee awn the vereee next pichure!
Aim stil in Sheecago – leeving soon fur teh trayne. Ai hoep ai will hav teim to post mai burfday card maiself.
Ohai Janet!
I hope we has a 12pm est pickshur! Seems the cheezez forgotted the 9 am wun. Maybee they is on vacashun.
I sented u a frend rekest!
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫ (must warm ur yoo knoe
)
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER JIMMBA ♪
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{{JIMMBA}}}}}}} May yoo liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
An nao yoo ar 21!!! Whoooooooo HOOOOOOOO!!!! We will awl dans an Silly Brayte!
OMG! Dat pic wus soooo funny! Iz my new desctop background! “Well, butter mai butt an call me a biscut!”
iz my backround, tooz!
But doant trie 2 nom me
Itsa TTI-ty for teh Tawp Spawt! Hao abowt a nyscupovtee an a sitdoun? Erl gray or tetlees?
Ai prifur Erl gray thx an Ai fink Ai needz a bickie.
mmmmm bickie me too pls i iz hungry
hobnob? Or jammeedodjer?
Ai haz 2 maek do wiv Hobnob lite, but Ai can dreem! Den Ai muss trot owt 2 Waytrowz – wyle teh skie haz stoppt leekin!
oooh, Wayt Rose! Yu is posh kitteh! Ai is a Asda-Voldemort gurl, maiself
Strainjlee enuff, Ai haf noe ideeuh wut u 2 r tawking abowt. R u shure wii r awl speekink teh saim langwich?
Hoo wuz it sed “we iz 2 nashuns dibidid bai a commun langwidj”?
Ai kan nebber member hoo sez deze famus tings, Ai jess member teh frase itsef. Butt teh sediment iz sew troo! Tanks fur teh eggs-plan-nashun beeloe!
yesh–is lolspeak! Just differmint brand names fur biskits–wich in teh US of A is called cookies. Ober heer, biskits is big floofy things made wif buttermilk and baking powder.
and REEL buttur.
Dat’s very impawtent. Can’t forgets teh butter.
Mmmmmmm
Iz awl floofi tings gud? Ai mean, dere’s bis kits, adn kittehs, adn floofi wiminz. Awl gud!
u TTI peeps haz totally lost meh- hobnob?? Waytrowz?? Plz to splain! (but ai iz frum south- haz herd “butter mai butt an call me a biskit”!)
Waitrose (2 b correkt) iz a high-class food store. Hobnobs are oatmeal cookies with or without chocolate caoting. Asda is a cut price food store.
mmm…oatmeal bikkits!
Eben teh plane wuns iz yummee!
O annipuss…did yew get mai onlee sunshine sillybration song teh ovver dai?
Ai fink Ai muss haz mist it. wich lol wus it on?
A few dais ago…
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/03/funny-pictures-iz-baff-times-down-here/#comments
Oh fank u. Ai din’t see it `coz Ai had 2 goe owt (dat wun cums heer at 11 in teh mornin) Dat maeks me feel awl warm an lubbed. Yestidai Ai feeled dat noewun lubbed me `coz Ai cudn’t post enneefing!
Ai’ve been werking teh 7am-3pm shifty at werk, which is when awl teh piccies gets posted, sew Ai haben’t been round much iver.
us&a kitteh is from us&a?
/me has lernt they call et ‘Scone’ onna other side ov pond -____-;
A scone iz a sort uv plane caek (less fat init dan mowst caek) In sowf uv TTI we sez scowne in norf dey sez skon.
Ah– I allus wunnerd hao to purrnounce dat. Amurrikan biskits is a lot like scones, only dey is mostly round. Also a lot like Irish soda bread, only smaller. Nao I is getting hongry. . .
Dat’s abowt rite – dey iz 2 – 3 inchis across an soft an crumblee. Dey iz offn spred wiv butter an jam (u cawl it jelly?) an creem (Drool on keebord iz nawt gud!)
Ohai Annipuss! We hcan hazzing bofe jam an jelly heer. Jam iz maeded frum teh whole froot, jellee iz maed from omlee teh joos ob teh froot. Awlso there iz preservez, but I not noeing teh differunse frum jam an prezerbz.
Ai fink preserve iz a posh naem fur jam. Ai allus fort dat jam wuz jellee in USA – it iz in Skotland. We haz jelly wiv jus teh joos but we awlso cawls wot u cawls jello “jelly”
I fink of jam as mushed-up froot, while preserves are more like the whole fruit, or peeces ov it, , in teh sweet sirup. Jam has been “jammed up” and preserves arr preservdeded.
My gud kitteh I haded fur 15 years wuz named Butter. He wuz marmalaid kitteh wiv white front. My big Agate I hav now reminds me so much ov him in behayvyer, taht I fine myself kawling hims Butter insted of Agate. Luk awl diffrunt thow.
Datz wat I finkz bowt 4 “jam” n “purr-zervz” — mushy vursiz slysee. Mai momcat’z seestur maykz da absuloot bestist pear purr-zervz ennyware, n deyz hevvinlee awn herz haom-mayd biskitz! *drool**drool**drool*
Dizsite iz awwees so edificashunahl!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
How far dat ting gotz to up, Doc?
dun cha nom haw to knok? (I’m sorry, I’m new at lolspeak lol
)
Iz otay…ebbrybodi haz been there. Teh trick iz tew nawt ovvur dew it.
Ur lolspeak iz fyne. Adn noe, teh popper-ahtzee nebber noks!
teh popper-ahtzee iz ebil!!!!
Eggsept wen dey taek pikchurz ov teh moovy starz adn modelz witowt teh maek-up on. Den dey iz funnee!
Iz U nu, lawlpuss? Habent Cn u hear B4, but sumtimes Ah misseses teh posts. NEwai, iss gud 2 beez habbin nu frenz, adn ai noes u can has mini frenz adn laffs adn giglols hear. Pls 2 B coming offen adn stayin long.
Mebbeh iz jest mii, but Ai fink this kitteh iz frum teh south. Ai’ve nebber heard newon frum teh nawt south sai nefing liek that.
yesh I tink Uz ar rite, I haz neber heard that expresshun beforez
what doez it mean?
Iz a “no shit?!” sorta fing.
I thot so from the kitteh expresshunz and tone..
fanks mb!
Nee tiem! Yew arr mostest welkies!
Teh ’spresshun is mostlee meening, well waddayaknow! in soufspeek.
U cud also say ‘I do deeclare’!!
Buh no shit iz jest moar colurful wai ov sayin’ waddayaknow…
An den der’s “Slap yer gramma!”
Or… “Well, shut my mouf an call me dummy!”
mah unkel uzes dat fraze. yep… we be from teh south
Ware in teh souf?
Me Too ! Ai’z frum Va! oh, ai guess u new dat…
Wut part? Ai lives in SC…but Ai’m frum md…obvyushly, so Ai’m fam…fami…Ai no VA.
Ai am frum near Richmond- suburbs.
East Tennessee.. home ob teh Volz!
Duz hee awlso sae “Well, slapp mai butt adn cawl mii Sally”?
No… but it woodnt suprize me iff he did.
What speak properly! Thats not lol speak you just sound special!
*sees troll mask and puts it on*
To whom is your comment addressed, Mr. Scotto? You seem to be missing the point, one that has been made countless times on this site, that there is no proper or improper lolspeak. Lolspeak is whatever we choose for it to be. Please try a little tolerance. Here is a nice crisp one dollar bill. Please buy yourself a sense of humor.
*takes troll mask off and drops it on the ground* Whew! Dat wuz skaree!
*from TrollheimUnterThe See*
Marymary, well done! Now we must invite Scotto back to play nicely, as we are well-brought-up folks here.
Scotto, come back and play? Plz?
Yes, yes, plz tu cum bak adn plae. Ai sry ifta troll mask maed mii sae enneething dat maed u feal bad.
*huggles marymary* Iz be otay. Mean skaree angrie peepulz gawn!
Tank u, mb. Didja no Ai libs in Maryland? Izza nise plais.
Y 4 U askez Scotto 2 bai scentz uv hyoomer? Daon U noez dat we can haz free sprai bottlolz uv O’ de Scentz uv Hyoomer inna Tybooteek n uh merjinsee bottlol onna CCC?
SPESHULL! We sounz speshull! Dats naice! AI like bein speshul!
**beeg floofy caliko n whyte kitteh comez boundin up 2 teh groop**
Ohai frenz! Luk whoz owt frum unner teh bed!
**prances arown, showin off floofy caliko tayle**
Ohai rhsb!!!!
Iz u feelin gud dis mornin ????
RHSB!!!!!!!!
*Bonk bonk bonk, purrrrrrrrrrrr twine, oops knocked u over!*
U look vunderfull, laydee!! Wii so glad u owt frum under teh bed!!!!!
** luks embarrissed**
Sheesh, nocked ober bai a littel meezer….
Akshullee only bowt haff meezer, awl blakk an 13 lbs, sew u dont havta bee
!
oooh, rhsb, u luks grate!
did u has a gud forth uv joolie?
L-O rshb! Iz sew nise tu c u lukking sew chipper adn peppee! Sownds liek u iz habbing a gud day (adn hoapfilly a gud week!) Wut’s up?
Fanks, frenz.
Ai feelz mush beddur. Nawt 2 sai taht ai wont go bak unner teh bed, but 4 nao, ai has shook off teh dust bunnehs an comded owt 2 plai!
Oh, an as far az teh hubbeh iz consurned, mai claws r NAWT retracktid enny moar! Ai will uze tehm judishuslee, but tehy WILL come owt wen needid!
Dis a good sign, rhsb. Yooz taht NRjee wyzelee!
Dats a gud attitood! Nawt bean meen, butt nawt bean a doarmatt.
Must…resist…urge…
*attacks tayle*
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ai haz gotz yer floofy tayle!!!!
**twitchez tayle, sending maryland belle flyin**
**plops on teh floor** OOF!
*belleh tew teh grownd*
*watchez MB’s tayle intentlee*
*butt wiggle of doom commences*
*MB still oblivious, sew ZF gibz hur a chanse*
*leapz after MB, but bekomz distractid bai rhsb’s tayle*
*twists in aire*
*landz awn rhsb’s tayle*
Aha, gotcha again!
**stalks across floor after ZF**
wayt fur eet…wayt fur eet…
**pounces ZF**
Pinned yew!
Uh oh! nao I’z stukk btwiin rhsb’s tayle an MB.
*choozez path ob disskreshun*
*stalks hawtilee ober tew corner an likks paw uncon….inkuns….sredned….az if nawt carin*
O no u dont!
**beeg floofy ball ov fur bownds toward ZF**
*jumps up awn counter*
Ha ha you big bawl of furr, cant ketch mii nao!
Ai’m tellin mahm!
Nawt aloud on cowntr. Hur will uze teh watur gun ov deth on u!
**Meows lowdlee and tehn curls up inna sunspot, lukking innosent**
C’mon rhsb…les gang up awn zf!
*leaps to tawp of fridge*
*Yawnz wydely*
*Servayez territory*
**watches tayle hanging ovver teh edge ov teh fridge**
**wiggles butt**
**LUNGES**
**whispurrs 2 mb: u get hur of teh cowntur an ai’ll taek care ov teh floor**
Ai’m nawt gettin onna cowntur! NO LYK teh watur gun of deth! B-sydez, ai jes got mai floof lukkin gud agin.
*thinkz to self, why these kittehs be afrayde ob teh wadder gun? No hoomin inna howse nao!*
**NOMS ZF’s tayle**
**giggles ebilly**
Yabbut, teh hoominz kno who left teh pawprintz awl ober teh cownturz….
RAOOWWWR! Owtch mai tayle!
*moves to center of frij-tawp, curlz tayle rownd her*
**turns arownd an swats at ZF wif beeg floofy paw**
playful fitin ensoos…
Look up there ^ ^ ^ !! I’z in tew playcez at wunce!!! The spayce-thyme thingie iz at werks agin!
It was never broken……
Kan wii stai suspendid inna ayre, lyk in Crowchin Tygur, Hidden Dragun?
Taht wud be COOL!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Lookowt ebbereebuddy!! Hii’s bak! EM iz bakk!
*runz an hydez unner rhsb’s bed* *achoo* Dunr dust bunnehz
Hai! B nyse 2 teh dust bunnehs. Dey r mai frenz.
I noez, butz mai sneeeezez, let me show u dem! *ACHOO!*
Mebbe u needz teh allergee pillz!
oh noes!
well waytes, ZF, maybee Ebil Maus has changed his ways.
He can has had vacashun, maybee he wus just ebil frum overwerks?
Hm.
*wunders how to test teh theory*
Ohai Leeza! *wisspurrz* I noez hao tew test theoree! I betz u can gess too :snikkur snerk:
EM hadnt had a bacation in elebenty yeers. I fink he haz reelaxeded enuf dat he is just sorta growchy now…
I fink I noes what u meen ZF.
.
*strolls nonshalontlee by Ebil Maus and cashyooally drops a Zippo as she passes*
*Picks up Zippo*
Excuse me, ma’am? I believe you dropped this…
*
lurkslounges unobtroosivlee neerbye**Turns, acts suprised.*
Why thank you kindsir, how nyce uv you!
Well butter mai butt an cawl mii a biskit! Hii seemz ree-formded!
Ohai, EM!
**hedbonks**
Ohai EM! Ai misded u, inna strainj adn skaree kinda wae. Didja brink Maus bak wif u? Ai misded him tu!
I’m back too. We is all tanneded and well-restid aftur sum thyme at teh beech.
ohai Maus! We mist u!
*spritzez Maus litelee wif o’ de welcome bak*
Ohai Maus! Yesh, wii misted u! Nao u sew relacksed u hab teh spagettii fingrez an duzznt hit teh tawp spawt fur awhyle, huh.
*Ommmmmmmmmmmmm*
Fanks. Unfortoonately, I has two weeks of “TPS Reports” to gets dun ASAP. Meebe I went on bacation, but my werks didnt. I’ll chek in as muchas i can todae…
R u usin teh noo cubber sheet 4 teh TPS Reports? Didjoo get teh memmo? Ai’ll send u elebenty copees ov teh memmo and teh noo TPS Report cubber sheetz.
Um… gee, fanks…
Welkumz bak, maus.
lukee you to gets to goes to teh oshun.
EM izznt sew bad, marymary. Him did sum “wurk” 4 mi b4 him left. U jes gotta lern hao 2 speek himz langwidj.
Okai….yer a biskitt !
Here, biskit, biskit. . .kitteh wants u!
can i calls kitteh cookeh? :3
I see Cliff Yablonski hasn’t discovered ICHC yet.
Dude can barely turn on his computer, though. You’re safe for now, Uglycat.
Cliff Yablonski hates ICHC.
Ol’ Cliffy hasntupdated in what 2-3 years? Too many people taking fail and LOLcat pics and not freakish people!
Kitteh looks like sumbody just wokez her up and stole herz bizkit
An den put a cheezburger in de biskit if u will
Well slap my ass and call me Sally!
Foghorn Leghorn FTW!!!!!11!
“Boy’s as shahp as a bowlin’ ball…”
“Suh, I’z cuttin, but you ain’t a’ bleedin’…”
“‘Bout az subtil az a han’ grenade inna barrel o’ flour…”
“Shahp az a sack o’ wet mice…” (for awl teh kittehs)
No, I’m not jestin’, an’ don’t call me Shurley!
LAWLZ! Hilarity—I HAS IT!
lolz! ai luvs teh kittehz fays awn tihs pic!
Luks laik lostsum teef….dat maeks him role-model fur mai kittehs an encurashmend fur mee….mai bois juz had sum out at vets. Noduncommon—red 85 personts ub kittehs luse sum alongdehway.
This lol iz da best ive seen ,srsly!!1!
iz pure ‘cheezburger’ thingy,no??
real xcllent lol cat one of da funniest i haz ever encountered
Wel, Ai’m nawt shure yuur butt ar buttured;
Haowsumebber Ai wil cawl yuu a biskitt, az per yuur rekwest:
‘K: “Yuur a Biskitt!!!!”
Naow ware duz weez goe frum heer?????
Kitteh sez: “Wel, Ai’ll bees dippedt adn rolleded!!!”
That is really but biting a lot
. . . itz teh burfday fairy kom to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!!
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fettiz an homemaed caeks an hot flakee buttermilk biskits wif butter an razzlebery jam *drool* all arown!!!
Yu iz Qter tahn a bizkit an twaiss az swiit!
Awww….dats naice tu sez!
the first lolcat i ever saw was this same picture, except it had lolololololololol typed across in red
nebber heard dat 1…
this is fred the cat. it’s owner tried to give him an enema. it’s all right here!
http://www.catenema.com/cat.html
That is probably the funniest site on the whole interweb!
That’s Cliff Yablonski’s UglyCat!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-69.php
Third picture down!
Must be a “southern” kitty
why is this site becomming as advertized on as myspace? AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
plEASE SEA YOUR BELLEH IS FUL!
EPIC LOLZ
omigosh teh kitteh looks so cyoot!! i tink her face iz just nut sumtink u see eberday!! =)
i showd dis to mah budee and he laffed so hard dat he fell offa his chair! it wus funee 2 see him laffing on da flor
hi i luv butter my butt and call me a biskit
omg dats funny!@#$ right dere man i laught me butz off my gawd dats da funiest iz eber seez
Me New Here……Cheezburgers r yummie