And plz bring clothes 4 all
And plz bring clothes 4 all teh poor laydeez in my hoomin’s magazines
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They has a cold.
… and it makes them have unusual facial expressions, it’s kinda creeping me out. kthxbai
Congrazzillashunz ohahtahgoosiam!!!
Wut u wanting for dhe sillybrayshunz??
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Splort Warning!!!
Awl Cheezpepz take aproe … appria… putz on deh CHRG im mii jitlee!
*SPLORT!!!*
two…cyoot…cant…goez on…
*runz down deh fred and grabz deh CCC.
*Hawlz it bak up deh fred. Huff, puff, huff, puff.
ooh. I needz 2 git moar egg sir size.
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*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
nice job wit teh CCC *clappity clap*
A splort? Duz dat meen yore bwaynz are bout to slpode becawz uv da cyootness?
i haz a cuwld, badz.
bud i haz lolz an frendz an kittahz an tissshuewwz, so i’z alrite
aaaahhhccchheeeeuuuwww.
skuzmee
Blezz ewe…
y tenk u! an teh ewes tenk u 2
m^..^m
Ohai, frend.. I luv yore avatar.. AND yore lolz R tew, tew funny!!!!
Woohoo! O hat ub contayned splorteengs, yay on ur nawt sekundish streek!
Ur avatar gibs meh a happeh.
And U giv teh whirled a happeh!
OOOOh, tehm goldin slipperz…OOOh tehm goldin slipperz… ♫ ♫
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OOOOoooooo…shiiiny Shooooz…
i lubs u, carol.
cool
And bless Fluffy, and Tigge, and mawmee and daddeh……..but not deh goggie.
And nawt deh kitteh grabbin mai tayl!! Amenheykwitdatritenoaw!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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*sabes da kitteh’s tayl by throwing cheezburgers neerby*
Adn sum moar foar da kitteh calling own ceelingcat
Bear Nekkid Laydeez magazins?
An cud teh laydeez have some more dignified tings to do until dey getz cloths? Seems sorta stoopy to be in such odd poses. Dey mustz be rly cold.
Mawm I haz been a gud kitteh can I gooshie fuds now, purty pleaze
all da playboi girls! moooyaaaaa!
AWWW!
*splort*
whoopsie! ai helps yoo scoopie teh braynz up, now rest awhile and look at deez pikshurs of chawklit (sorry ai duzznt have any reel chawklits).
Tank u. I feel bedder nao.
cweenmj haz ducky taep iffn yoo needz it, k?
kthx.
zzzz… *snoozy snoozy, curl tail about teh body*
u can haz wun uf mai tisshuewz. nod a uzed wun, i promise
Ohai K_K_C:
Skweejeee ups Braynz andz
uddurr stuff. Tukkz bakk awwll nyss
andz neet. Fyndz fresh
Chikkun Hedd Rubburr Glubb
andz Buddurr~fly Band Aydz. Maykz
feengz nyss andz prittee
B4 ‘Snap!’peeng awn
CHRG. U wantz t3h
Vellcro oarz Bunjee
Coardz? Habz Urll Gray Tee
oarz Red Zingurr. Awllso habz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
Can has sawfft prittee
Blankitt so U nawt lyke doaz
poar Maggazeen gurlz
Jack.
Aw Jack. Yu r awsum…a haiku reskue!
peotry iz teh bestest medisun
Forgiv meh Ceiling Kat for I has sinned.
An’ Ceeling Cat spoketh thus: “Little kitteh, being cute is nawt a sin. Nor is it a sin for a kitteh to spill milk or pounce on the goggie. Indeed, here are otha things it iz nawt a sin for a kitteh tu do:
Act teh fool
Bounce arownd teh room
Catch bugs
Dig up howse plants
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Eggz er size
Fly up teh stairs and down
Grab teh string
H
Hork hareballs
Inbesdigate hidey holes
Jump on hooman’s head
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Kapchur dust bunniez
Lie inna sunbeem al dai
Maek mischif
N…
Nom, nom, nom…,
Own you,
Poo & pee (alwayes in teh liter bx),
Quietly sneek up behine you and skaree you
R…
Nibbling on gushie fud
Oapenning up kabinett doars tu peak ensyde
Playeeng wif awl teh toiz
Q…
Nap awn da bedz
opin da cubburdz
P in yur shuz
Quietlee pawns awn yur tum wen yur aslepe
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run upstairs, n downstairs, n round n round
scritch teh widdel eeeerz
throw teh toys inna air n chassem!!
upchuck on teh run
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vote 4 hillary…….. (oh wait, heh heh)
wiggle butt of doom
xcite teh goggies by runnin bi
yowl wen yer hungri
zero fud inna dish………… mrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwww
hoo iz yew votin foar? nebber mynd, yew duzzint haz tew tellz mee. ai’z nawt shur if ai wuntz tew noes.
i don’t fink ai haz hidden mai leanings………. lets jus say ai cudden see McCain as president……. who’s dat leave? der’s yer anser
Wai can’t America hab a monster rabing looni parti, lyke TTI?
hu sayed we duzzint?
i finkso dey all looneh… wun way r nuvver.
We duz can haz wun … itz leedur iz Haowerd Deen
(“RAAAWWWRRRGGGHHH!!!!1!!!1!!!”)
Aye, SPLORT!
*dragz in teh CCC. *
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Mai Goodnessez, Greycat!!
Lukkit awl deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro) Ur braynez b evverwair!
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*Rummij in deh CCC
*git owt awl deh imp lee mintz.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee awl deh braynezez in2 a pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? I tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play s’more.
Tuk u up in deh floofee pink blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
thanx cweenmj I’s neede4d dat! A chokklit martoonie soundz good, but wht is a chokklit possum iz it any tink like wun ov sem Chokklit frugs from da Hairy Pot her storiz?
Deh chokklit possumz not b reel possumz dipt in chokklit. Deh b chokklit dat b shaped like a possum. Teh not-sew-much kewtness uv deh possum cownteraktz deh way-tew-much kewtnezz uv deh kitteh. It b a greight aid in deh splort rekuvvree.
But…but…but… Smammie iz cute!
Thanx, butz habbin ah meerow, Smammie haz atty-tuud, witch am kewt, but putz badeggs on teh glzz. Witch am y dem liddle chonklat shayped possum-bebbehz iz sew gud furr common-down teh splortz. Itz dat old fing abowt habbin a fais onlii ah mommah cud lub.
Look berry carefullee at teh botm rite of da picksher. Dare iz a kitteh’s paw dere an it are smackin on ar heroes (da prayin kitteh’s) tail. Tailwhackin kitteh iz tarred ob dat right wing Christian kitteh prayin’ an “God blessin” all ob da many timez.
dat would be botm leff ob picksher, not botm rite. I haz a seen your moa meant.
i seez it! hee
ai dunno, he’z tutu cyuewt to be right-wingz kitteh. dere’z plenny left-wingz Crishun kittehs, an dey can be just as annonnoying, onlee cyewter.
yeh, but da leff wingnutz izn’t worried boutz da pickshers in da hooman’s -uh- litter a sure.
Dis kitteh izn’t wurried bowt da piksures, but abowt da hoomins getting coweld. Dat’s caring, nawt controlling.
Yesh, awl tohse poar laydeez inna mahgazeens haz a could;
Adn tehms iys awlsoe geyttyng a rlly byg draftez!!! Gunna geyt Newmohniah!!!
Purrhapps iyf tehms haz suhfishent cloases tuu ware, tehms woan bees soe could, and wil nawt bees luukyng soe krabbee adn uhpseyt alla tiem!!!!
aw, common kitteh, no need 2 interfear…
…all u kats doan where no klos either!
Datz troo, but kittehz can haz furz … doze pore laydeez nawt haz enny furz …
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Waol, mebbe uh liddul bit……
Aahz!!! Tew deh Nawtee Barn!! Rite noaw!!!
(Iz dat a mazagine u b taking wif u?)
**Wii intterupz dis lol 4 a shameless plee.**
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I b in desprit need uv frenz! (nobuddee can habbing tew mennee frenz u noe.)
Pleez, wont u b mai fren?? u can goez 2
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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I wantz EBBERBUDDEE 2 b mai fren. ♥
Pleez?? I trying 2 setting deh whirrld rekkerd wif elebentee leben hunnerd frenz.
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Adn tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank yew!!!
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♥♥♥♥ I lubz mai frenz. ♥♥♥♥
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*Wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lol*
Ohai, Kween! U still lukin fer neu frens? Iyam sendin sweet thots yer way. Yer fren, OL
Fank yew, old lurker. U b a gud fren. I only haz 464 frenz.
OMG!!! ebbrywun create a second account sew wiiiii ccn dubble
Cween’e fren count!!!
Deh Cween kitteh-catz b deh mama kittehz. Dey awlwayz b deh kitteh dat takingz keer uv deh babeh-kittehz. ♥♥♥ Dey awlso taking keer uv wutever uzzer babehz dat kum dere way — goggeez, hamsterz, bandunded kitteez, birdeez, –deh cweenz doan keer wut kind uv bebeh it b. ♥♥♥
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Same wif mii. i b deh cweenmj so I wantz to b a fren wif awl uv Cheezpeepz– comminterz, lurkerz, lol makerz, lol luvverz. ♥♥♥ Dhey awl b mai peepz. I luvz awl mai cheezpeepz and I wantz dem AWL on mai fren list. ♥♥♥
heer, i maedz dis 4 u
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489585
Aww. datz sooo sweet. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Okee dokkee cweenmj
I iz frenz nummer foar-sebbenty-sebben.
Happee?
I awlwayz happee 2 b habbing anuzzer fre.
ai iz yur fwend, cweenmj!
♥♥♥♥{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}♥♥♥♥
I glad 2 hab u az a fren werdycnan.
{{{Werdycnan}}}
I b ur frind 2, cween! {{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
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(ebben doh U sint me awf 2 da Nottee Barn)
ai heeerz peeps hab teh fun dere………..
I haz fun warebber I b…
U jess gotta haz fun, U noez……
I wuz thinking u wud b enjoying deh NawteeBarn.
:snerk:
{{{Aahz}}}
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Bisydz, dis lol wuz jess oapin for NB-aproapreeyut kawmintz!
an can has split purrsunaliteez!
O Hai cweenmj!
Ai haz a sad:
Ai tryd 2 klik awn “Add As Friend” but teh syt wudunt rekognyz mai passwurd!
*grumble, grumble*
Ai hab awlwaaz enjoid yur lols n komments, cweenmj!
Lawng lib cweenmj!
Ohai, cween!
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Wut? Awn deyz hedz — wat wuz U finkin uv?
N noez, datz nawt uh maguzeen — wat wood I neadz uh maguzeen at da Nottee Barn 4?
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(hayngz hed daown, tux tayl tween legz n shufflz awf 2 NB)
Ai haz a sadd! Kloath tehm pliiz!!!
I wood gibs dis kitteh anyting he wants. Is jus too kyoot!
Ah, but wat will ceeling cat gib teh ladees?
Anoraks
Boots
Coats
D….
Dangly errings
Ermine trim for
Fluffy scarf
G…
Devine dresses
Elegant evening wear
Fashionable hats
Gorgeous goulashs
H…
Hoodies
I…
Interesting undies
Jakkets
Kitchee poodle skirts
L…
Leopard print jammeez
Muumuuz
Norweegeeun sweatahz
O…
Oprah Winfree’s castoffs
Prettiful swirlee dresses
Quilted vests
Rollneck swetturz
S…
Squirrel suits
T…
Sweatpantz
Turkulnek sweddurz
Unbeliebullii comfii, tu-beeg t-shurtz
V…..
Very comfy fuzzy slippers
Warm woolen mittens
XX chromosome gurl kittehs
Y….
Yellow ribbons (and pink ones too)
Zany zebra striped zockies !
yello sox
zoot soot
whoops. dint see ur post, shadetree!
( i likes ur name. berry ebbokat- evako- – gibe meh pic in mah mind. like wen i were littel an reeded unner da tree inda front yard.)
When mai kids were younger they were in 4-H and had goats as a project. Under this huge shadetree in front of teh barn is where we would get them ready for show. Lotz ob guud memories!
Der kitteh is cute… cute…. cute…. cute…. oh noes!…. mai head…. det kitteh is too cute….! Argh! *MEGASPLORT*
Aiiieee!!!!
*Runz rownd in sir kulz*
Wairz deh CCC!!!!!!
Ok. Heer it kumz it gotz dat krazee driver agin!!
BWEEEOOOP!!! BWEEEOOOP!!! BWEEEOOOP!!!
Oh gudnesses jd!!! u Awlwaiyz haz deh HYUUUGE splortz.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep deh braynezez offa deh floor.*
*Wiping off deh screen & deh kee bored, and deh surge pertekkter.*
*Scoop, tuk, scoop, tuk, scoop tuk.*
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee orinj blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U jus sit still adn resting a wyle, u lukking pail.
ohai, cweenmj! Do yu need some assis..asy…halp with the CCC?
*just woke up from her…ahem…catnapz higher up in teh tread*
Oh, jess. I will b going twerk soon. Adn I b thinking dere will b moar splortz. dis am such a kewtee. If u ken drag Aahz owt uv deh Nawty Barn, he mite helping u.
Teh Nawty Barn? He already dere?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489291
Ohai, KKC! Aw, I nebber gotted 2 c ur lol…
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Wuzzit nottee oar sumfin? Datz y U daleetid it?
Dank yew. Ai niidud dat. Yes, ai gets hugemungus splorts. Wun ob dese dais, mai braynes will get mixd up wib a kitteh’s. *scampers in small circles and bats at teh air*
Trust in Ceiling Cat…he will delibberz.
…expeshally the big lady in teh middle. She really needz dem cloze.
U meen teh ladii wif teh ventle-ashun wholes innhur bellii?
OHAI Smammie…………. whoooooooooooo hoooooooooo {{{smammie}}}
iz gud tew see yew!!! didju go sumwair 4 teh weekend??
Wut if somwon sees dem like dat? Dey cud get in trubbles!
Ohai Jamama!!!
Wuz awl ober teh plais dis weakend, y thnx fur mizzin mii! Cotchin upz ahn frenz adn famblii. Werkin tu menny howerz getz mii behine ahn ebberyting, sew Aye tri tu du az mush az possumable wen Aye ken. C enny gud fyrwerkz?
bin awai sew lawn, Aye furgotz ware tu putz teh commintz…..
ai stayed at home n watched fyrewerks on tv………… Boston Pops had a riily gud musicul display!! wuz teh awsum…. yestiday mai sis n frens n I went to outside concert n saw Hawaiian music. berry gud. make mai sis n me a liddel homesick!
Aye nebber scene teh Hawaiian musik ’spect fur teh TV kidn. Ken yu du teh wiggul-wiggul dansin?
nah ai no wiggul wiggul
but ai mite like to wiggul wiggul wif dis guy, himz our favrit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P88LUs2qAi8&feature=related
sry, teh guy singin………….. nawt teh wiggul wiggul gal……….
guy singin… watta voys!!! wiggul-wiggul gal nawt mai tipe neddur. Iffin Aye tryed dat Aye wud hab tu higher ah kyropraktur
teh guy iz pritty authentik……….duzznt laik teh turist stuff….. uses authentik clothin for his group an he teaches n chants…….. tryin to keep teh rill hawaiian alive
Aye ken unnerstan dat. Tu menny peepul onlii c weigh tu maek moar munnii, buy maekin stuff “generic” tu bii abull tu sell tu az menny peepulz az pozzabul. Den teh reel stuff dizapairz.. beri sad.
Awlsew beri sad iz teh fakt dat itz abter 10… weigh abter. Aye gonna shut doan noa adn say nity-nite.
oh, oh!! Jamama! Mezzured mii rist: 7.5″ Wut kulur bugle beadz fur yu? ( Aye czech bakc hear tumorro )
nite sweet smammie, ai will emeow yew……..hazza gud nite
wowser, wutta song and wutta dance (real hwyiian, nawt the fake stuff). tnx
Very comfii slippers
Waists (las tick)
Xtra larj sizes
Yummii shus
Zbra print bluses.
iz an angelik kitteh!
Wot dey need close for? Dey looks GREAT to me!
sillly thornius, dey c-o-w-l-d…
Dey not need close as much as dey needs a cheesburger.
Gibs dem a cheesburger an a shake. No wait, doan shake dem.
But if u Shekz dem, dey get allz chiggly. lak chello!
dey be shaykin alreddy! Deyz nekked!
u shur it nawt cuz dey tried too reed teh Diet Salad Dressing instrukshuns an
dey said, “Shake well?”
Pore ladeez, dey luk cowld
Yust tshekkin in
Teh kitteh iz teh lubliest, veree niece 2, 2 be tinking uv teh laydeez.
lolz teh capshun maed mee havs a smilee =]]
I is like dese cat 2
Wow, cute pic but horrible photoshopping job.
…what the garbage…
Ok. Nobody even gets the point anymore.
It should say food not clothes. I think that is more important.
I love it,
but why is the favorite button not showing up?
kittehs tail bees gone