day 14:
day 14: the infected remain thirsty for human flesh
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Bwaaiiinnnsss!!!
Hmmmm… Ifn we can haz kyoot zombee kitteh hoo wontz 2 nom braynz, I hoapz we nawt can haz enny splortz… Ifn we duz, we beddur gitz 2 dem reel kwiklee-liek…
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Put da CCC awn Red Alurt!! Awl CCC dryburz 2 deyz stayshunz!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
Gud pointee Aahz. Awl dem braynz onna flor luk jus liek gushifud to teh kittehs. Mai Elton and Bernie keep tryin tew git to mai braynz bai likkin mai eerz.
I gotted a gnu CHRG(w/doi) jus fer todai!
Waoz!!! yer kittehs b likkin yur eerz!?!??!! Das insaynne!!!
Wut…wayt! Annipuss has nawt gawt teh tawp spawt!!! Cud it be; killer-kitteh has eeted her?! Ohno!
Addendum: Parruntly, it’s wierd press wot eeted Annipuss, nawt floofy, ittehbittehkitteh at awl. Phew!
BRAINS !!! BRAINNNSSSSS !!!!!CHEEZEBURGERS !!! CHEEZZZEBURRRGERSSSSS !!!!!LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hang around for more
Hau mennee daiz duz it taek kitteh 2 heel? Hoomin b berry wifout disees aftur 28..
Goggies lern to heel affer bout fibe minutes on teh leesh.
I doan fink kittehs wud heel eben in elebenty dais.
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Oh, u meant teh odder “heel”. Mah bad.
Deer b heel n den deer b “heel” (teh goggie-style).. Kitteh nawt “heel” or kneel or anneeting goggie-lyk. Kitteh b ober dat =)
But, kittehs not above attacking a heel - especially iffs it habs wigglee toes nearby.
Mebee kittehs fink feets iz juss a sqeeker toy, cuz ebery time dey attack it, tehy heer a loud sound?
Mebbe tru.. Or mebbe witteh-kitteh enjuneer meakdid a sound-oatomat. Kinda lyk a robot but wif abiletee 2 feed kitteh wif cheezburgr..
dis kitteh tew kyoot tu be ‘feckted
Con grate you relations ohahtahgoosiam! As far as I can see, you is ffl. Joo care to name ur poision for dis achievement? We needa danse 2, rite?
If dis kitteh really lookin for bwains, him shuld maybe be lookin to nomnom on sum offer species dan hoomans? Maybe odder kittehs? Run gogies, run!
Mebbe kitteh b nomnomnomming litl mausies or eben skrwlies… :O
Hep!! Iz up n I caynt gitz daown!!
Kitteh, yu aer unda arrest four braking teh law ob grabbity. Buy pushing it off teh tabul.
but kitteh only want to be one with ceiling cat! he meens no hawm!
WIN!!!!!!
Akshullee dis kitteh remines meh ob dem Garfeeld-kitteh-dollies wif sakshun-kaps in pawsies. Dem wuz hangin on kar-windaus.
Yus, himz teh same color az Garfeeld but mush kyooter!
ai fink teh CCC gonna be buzy.
ai ’s willin teh donates elebenty bottels uv Amaroela Cream teh helps teh recubberin peeps after deyz splorted.
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1213771
U needz 2 post a kyoot alert fur thet link, Aahz. Thet littl ornj tail iz adoorable.
I member dat wun…. iz wun uv mai faboritzestez Garfeeldz eber. Along wif elebentee zillyun morez.
Didn’t Jack recently hab a poem bout hao it a liddle kitteh wud lern dat it waz eazier to get up, den it waz to get down?
Luks like dis kitteh iz lernin the saem lesson.
Oh, happitalez Sunnydai tu awl. We hab brayd wif ohahtagoos, jamamama nd wiljam tudai. Haow duz yu awl wantz tu sillibrate?
ai wuz finkin we cud jus hang around
hang around iz gud.. nawt tym or enurji 4 moar buzzee atc.. aktv.. thinguzees nao. Anneewei gotsta fyn flyte-tikkuts so kan noe partee
^hehe
Ai will sillybrayte bai takin a nap. Mai tummy has teh pleh. Mebbe a 7-Up an sodee krackerz?
akshully wuz jus makin refrence tew teh pikshur ob teh kitty hangin onna door
i luvs yr avatar -tink i has one sumwere,,,,,
i means ohatagoosiam r u related to kanada goosiams?
OT/ gmwgs, ai haz a suggestion for you…….. try loggin onto wordpress spelling your name with 2 zs ………. no s’s - — percycat noticed you used to spell your name differently… an ai lukked for a profyle with that spelling and it worked!!!
Ohai, jamama, Fankz. Wil maibe trai tu du sum fingz tudai. Gawt leddur frum mj yestdy wif detaylz dat ai printz. nd rote tu wetpaintz tu stawp daat memburship. Dey rite dat day wil rite wivin 2 bizmess daiz. ‘cording tu mjz strukshunz mai nawt secund mistrake iz dint hab enuf drinkingz alawng da wai.:lol: Nd , pleh, nedez tu du sum bil paiz nd stufz dat taikz awai mai plai tiem. Oh, wen ai uze da s wuz typo. maibe ai nede tu cumpleatlee chanj naim. fined sumfing moar intresting ennywai idk
love ur icon, jamakittee
owt! want owt NAOW!
Hmmmm, tihs pik bees kynda weerd!!!!
Kitteh probly finks her iys a mohskeetoe, oar mebbee a bebbeh bat;
(Weez muste lymyt her wautchyng ov Aich Bee Ohh!!!)
oar mebbe 2 mush Enimal Plant, oar Nasional Gegrafic Wiiiild, oar ennee ov dose shows teh names ai naow cannt member!
losn mai marbles ob memoree. *sigh*
If’n yew reed da USA weakEnd in da payper todai, maik sur yu r wering your antee-splort protekshun gere. Dere ar da kyoot-ness on da cubber.
Dat a gud warning, Old Lurker. I dont fink da CCC can helps da peeps who are outside ob dis place. Only soulushun is to hab dat CHRG strappeded on *tite.*
ifn u not has teh newspaper, u cn googelol it on teh intertubes.
Splort Lebel 5 warnin!
Dis iz not a drill!
The rare flying kitteh in akshun!
Ahhh….so dat Y teh neyborhood haz been so qwiet
I iz Legend reffrince win!
Da peeps woo writed dis art ickl haz nebber ben on ICHC. Datz fer shur.
usaweekend.com/08_issues/080706/080706cats.html
Sowee, I kant mak da linkee turn blu.
Soree agin, belons up wid mai prebee us commint.
Yis, cubbur kitteh iz so kyute but article iz da sad haow peepz du nawt taik gud cair ub da kittehz.
TOO MANY GOOGIES!
MUST GET FREEZ!
Invisible anti-grabbity boots.
y for teh boots only fur anti grabbity? wat aboot uncle grabbity? y him noe getz boots?
hmm?
Sowy, better include Uncle Grabbity, Gwandma / Gwandpa Grabbity, and awl teh liddle Cousins, Brudders, and Sisters Grabbity.
Plz, no Goggie Grabbity.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
tryz 2 hawrd to clymz upz t3h
skreen doar… Gawtz stukkded!
Liddill Preitte Wun
heerz Kitteh’z cryz. Goez Outsyde
2 ressQ Kitteh
Summtymes endevvurrz fayl.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh lurndz a
vallyoobill lessun.
Kitteh’z goalz awffun
fawr beeyawnd dayr graspz. Lurnz kwik
throo Tryle andz Ayrurr
Jack.
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Kewl, Jakk!
…Lalala, todayz mai birfday… Iz mai birfdayz too, ya….
Sigh. I iz no longrrr da 42. No iz NEmoar ansuurs.
Juss haz da irritaytid nerb endings an da old, an et lees a week til I kin see a VA duh-cturr bowt mai condishun, cuz I hassta go to SD wiff hubbee awn hims wurks. So pleez, dun tuch me, mai nerbs is da itchy an owee, an mai sleep is mest up, an I dunno whut ta do….
But hubby bot me a G9 fur mai birfday, it full uv win an awesum!!!
happeh fursday onceajinx. happeh countdown 4… 3…
Happee birfday, onceajinx!!!!!
Sry u gotz deh itcheez.
Wut iz deh G9? (Mai lak uv hipnessez, let mii show u dem.)
I due a liddul itchee-birfday dans 4 u.
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♪♫ happee birfday 2 u - * dans, dans *
♪♫ happee birfday 2 u - * skritch, skratch*
♪♫ happee birfday 2 u - * slide, twirl, wriggul*
♪♫ happee birfday deer onceajinx - * scratch, glide, hop*
♪♫ happee birfday 2 u - * twurlee, twurl, skritch*
Happee Birfdaiy, Onceajinx; hav a beeutifull daiy adn a wunnerfull year;
Hoep yuu ar fealyng beddure sune; tehse helf praublems kan maike a purrsohn feal rlly annoyieded adn irrytaited, foar shure!!!
Ohai, onceajinx:
Happee Birffday 2
U! Hoapz U andz Hubbee feelz
bettah berreh sune!
U duzzn’t habz 2
duz nuffeeng butz hangz owt heer.
We getz U throo dis
Duz nawt feelz so bad.
I turnnd fifftee foar a week
ago lasst Sunday
Jack.
*donkee crais*
I hatez it wen I misses burfdays!!!
Happee Beelated Birfday, Jack!! U bring us much happees! We lubs owr Jack!
I maded a littul photoshop furr u: http://www.tinyurl.com/6q8lqb