blind kitteh
blind kitteh reads braille
blind kitteh awlso sez u needz 2 shave.
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Him’z a clebber kitteh
Konga-ratz 4 nawt-sekkund agin… U’z 2 fast 4 meh… =D
We got us a ty! Joyn me in teh tybooteek fur refreshmints? Ai fink sumfing hot iz needid. Ai juss had 2 geta swetter.
Plz sumfing hawt. Mebbe chocklit-meelk n cookees? =)
Dem suit 4 raynee dey.
Iz breav 4 kitteh 2 nawt b asheimt ob handeekap. =)
braly reeding kitteh issa berry handy kat!!!
Handee-kitteh b berry handee. Do u tink handee-kat can obsoe reed brail wif whiskus?
Blind kitteh needz a seein I goggie…
=^..^=
Oh Noez!!! seein i doggee wud walk kitteh into doorz, puddulz adn traffikz!!
**Wii intterupz dis lol 4 a shameless plee.**
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I b in desprit need uv frenz!
Pleez, wont u b mai fren??
u can goez 2
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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I wantz EBBERBUDDEE 2 b mai fren.
Pleez??
mai insekuritee, let mii show u it.
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Adn tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank yew!!!
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♥ I lubz mai frenz. ♥
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*Wii now returnz u 2 ur regularlee skeduled lol*
yr gonna bork teh sistem, you gotz so mini frenz!
Ditto. Wai insuhkuer? Wii lubs u!
herz goin 4 teh sympafeeeeee rutine!!
I wuz finking uf saying sumfing abowt kwalitee over kwantitee, but wii r awl heer adn lubs ower cweenmj, so dat duzzent werk. Gud ppl en masse. Hmmm.
almos 400!!! dats a lotza xmas cards!!
Yeah! You hastoo send eech n ebery wun a homemaed Christmas card scented via snail mailz!!!
and burfdae cards! and Groundhogz dae cards!
oooo, i sense a liszt coming on…
the enlitened despot cween hasto send cardz to hers sujeks foar:
Alfred P Newman’s Birfdae
Birfdates of all the peeps on hers frenz list
Chopin’s Birfdae
D…
Dolly madison’s cousins twice removed uncle’s nephew’s graduation
emily dickinson’s anniversary
frank lloyd wright’s baptism
g……
dang, should’ve refreshed…
Frank Lloyd Wright’s Baptism!?
?
*ai thot alfred p newman’s middul name wuz E*
Dis be his Ebil Twin, Afred Persnicketee Newman.
(datz so funnee you wood no dat!!)
izznt it amazin teh bits ob ussslysses s. grant info we haz rattlin round in our branes?
Alfred sez”Wut, me wurry?? Just doan callz meh lait 4 dinner!’
Diwali
Estonian Independence Day (Feb 24)
Fête nationale ,14 July ,Bastille Day
Groundhog Day (US)
Harry Potter’s Birthday
I…
Irma bombeck’s last book
Jesus birfdai
K……….
Kwanza
Lincoln’s birfdai
martin luther king day
n……..
ooo, i likez yr choices.
Kibbuls -n- Bits: Anniversary of Introduction to catsoomers
Lil Orphan Annie’s goggie’s burfdae
M…
m……….. see above
nancy drew’s latest republishing date
opening of baseball season
p……..
Pecan Pie Day (if dere’s not wun, dere shud be, no?)
Queen’s Birdae (Eliz II and cweenmj)
R…
Peeps Republik ob Chyna sensus dai (?)
Qween lubbers fan uppreciashun dai
Reformashun Sundai
St. Swivven’s dai
T…
Teh feast of dayz that don’t have their own days
Uglipeeple’s preeshiashun day
Victoria Day
W …
ai been dying tew ask yew bout yer name……… can splain? plz
sry……..dat wuz 4 ohahtaxxxxxxxxxxxxiam
Oh, I kno ansr 2 thet one. Anover blast frum teh past.
Ai remember it as Oh-Wah-Tagu-Siam.
Teh joke was to say it free times fast…
Wite elolofunt pardee
Xavier’z Skewl 4 Gifftid Chillunz grand oapinin
Yell at da tawp uv ur lungz dai
Zowndz!! We finnisht da listee sillybrayshun!!
way to go 3 cattails!!
an gud job Aahz on teh silliest list ai eber participated awn
I thotted dey wuz awl sillee heer!
Ooh. I wunt a scented Christmas card.
*Pulls pincil frum behind eer… Wets wif tung… Yeowtch!*.
Rites in liddle noatbuk…
Lesee… Kafleenthedonkee.. ICHC…. USA
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I will C taht Sandy Pawz gets tihs rekwest!!!
Umm, wut r dey scented wif?
Tehy will beez scented frum the Norf Pole!
I wunts it scented wiff cimmummum an pine.
an lubbs.
Awl ur frenz r belong to mii!!!!!
Mmwwaahahahahahahahaha!!!
an ai betz hers has frens wif names like
amber
barbara
connie
d…………
divinia
ella mae
fritzi
g
awwwwwwwwww {{{{{ella mae}}}}} wuz mai mama’s name
ellie may is mai nickname.
will yew be mai mom?
ai’m prolly old enuff tew be yrs!!!
gerald
harry
igor
j……….
josef
kevin
lucius
m
melony
nancy
opeeeeeeeeeeee
p……….
Peter
Quincee
Rapunzel
Stanley
T…
*whizpurrz to jamama*
Igor duz not hab a ICHC profile. Mebbe Pd’B haz blokked himz access 2 deh puter?
dat will prolly be himz next alter-nom
Mebbe thet’s a wize moov. He wud really be steeling ur frenz!
ohai 3cattails. Acshewally, Igor wudn’t be steeling the frenz. Or, not awl of them. He’s only interesteded in certain parts of them. And the frenz wuddn’t be needing all those braynze, anyway, wud tehy?
i hardlee miss mine atoll; wuzn’t uzing moast o’ it , ennywaes..
…er, braynze, dat is. hans off teh fwenz, dey mine.
gayle
hermione
ida
jezebel
katie
leonora
minnie
nadine
opal
petunia (tee hee)
q. . .
qwert
reggie
steve
tom
u………
umberto
viktor
wally
xcaliber
yvette
zelda
Axshulleee deh list b lukking like dis:
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Aegis-Runestone
banana80
cwolf
darthJoan
eaglecrash
fnord
gcelliot
hippeigirljess
Indigo
JrzyTmata
kandu2
LizardLips81
marleyfan
nilocmirror
octobre-sound
PaintedLiz
Qasim
runawayfae
sugarmagnolia
Tofu
Umuko-Ueda
vamptastic
WAZ_XIII
Xina
yvi
ZaxxonQ
ROTFLMAO!!!
cweenmj, u has dun it NOW.
I r gunna contact all ur frens now, an we are gunna discuss….
*wisspurrs*
water balloons.
Oh Noes, cween!!!
Wait till awl dose new frenz cawl U 4 baybee sittin doodies!!
Dere b doodiez win ur baybee sittin, awlrite…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1487197
berry nice LOL, BGee………… isst dat nice wair yew are?
Iz last fall’s sunflowers
After a night of too much nip and other intoxicants Frat kitteh tried a daring new plan multitasking both learning by osmosis, and nap time.
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*snerk
Awwww. mai tu fabrite fings a buk an a kitteh!
Bookmarkitteh hold UR place for joo.
Hoo-ray fer WiljiamDzay and annipus! Dey are tye-died fer nawt seccund.
I haz a frend hoose kittehs helps her “reed” braille, like my kitteh helps me reed deh noospapur
Teh kitteh deffinishun of “help” differs somewhat from teh hyoomin deffinishun.
But they is diligent about it in any event.
Kitteh “help” ushully meens puttin himz paw rite ware u antz 2 luk!
Dat shud b Wantz!
Annipuus, I fink joo jus essplaned a missterry ob mai life. Da questshun was how does da kittehs noes juss eggsackly where joo r readin so day can put dere paws dere? Never occurred to me dat dey cood be readin and kleepin up wif me and keepin dem paws one line ahead so dat dey are allways inna way. Here I fout dis was a axindent. Ok my kittehs! Busted! Fank you Annipuss.
Mines often puts their whole selfs into it!
Mine alwayz has to halp reads the paper- not so halpful, akshully!
Hey- dis not my ushual quilty-thing abatar! Mine wuz oranj…(not poysin)- whut happined?
Does they doe teh crosswerd puzzle for u? Mines like to fill that out. In Braille, wif their pointy ends.
My kitten, Caspian. halpfully killed de paper for me dis mornin- nao full of liddle teef marks.
Hazel be incyubaytin Today’s paypurr.
I hazzent eeben red yesstiddays-Fern haz made it into oreygamee
next step: whirled nominashun, er dominashun!
Tehr is no end to teh skills ob mah Kittehs!!!
Hazel jess mannijed to halp me tayke a peece ob roast beef owt teh tin
Ferny is nao warshing up, an teh plates be shiney!
umm. i bring my own plates nextime i cumz to yr place, ‘kay?
2 of mai kittehs luv to shred teh papur and den nest on it..:smile:
yooshully teh braille be made awn mah legses.
I can has a hole story bout biskit making wen Hazel gets orf me!!!!
Heh. “Hole story”!
Wh00t!!
I mayded a pun!!!! I haz a prowd
And U will be soot-ably pun-ished by us eggs-peck-ting U to due it agin.
at lees yoo no hafta reed teh bad nooz bout ebil killarz.
Amber wus “halpin” me erlyer: she wus chekin Ai had put the rite egs’n'ham paypers in teh rite sak. Pawprints awn teh A’lebel paypers mite taek sum esplaynin!
She maykin a gnu graydin mark
A*
A
B
C
D
E
F
U
and
K…….. kitteh!!!
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Deer Amber,
Yoo iz beein berree halpful to mayke shure Mummeh puttid eggsnham paypurrs in teh rite playse. She will gib yoo a treet nao,an hoapfully she can has a boddul ob whyne an say ” DONE” !!!
Luv an skritches frum
Anty Tidmum xxxxxxxx
Amber awardeded herseff a gud choo awn teh nipmaus! Mummeh will has to go to teh offee for teh wyn – but nawt Bfore ai’s dun anodder pyl ob paypers
I has alreddy oped myne
Ah well. Halps me do teh sunday dinner cookin in a happytayl state ob mynd
Tidmum- ai looked at ur pikshures on ur profile- yuu haz tew very kyuut floofy kittehs! Dey looks verry happytail!
Fanx luvscatsVa
I finkso tehy be 4 yeerz owld nao, we had dem for 3 yeerz.
They cum frum a rescyoo place. I nebber cud unnerstan why enneewun frowed dem awn teh street
But is a Happitayl endin
Lucky kittehs to haz gud forever home nao!
Kitteh juss luukz lyke
himz reedeeng Brayl. Himz yoozeeng
Feelyne Awssmoasiss
Canz yooze pawz, belleh
oarz sydez. Wuttebber Kitteh layz
awn can beez absoarbbd.
Happenz allawt wenz
strettchd owt awn maggazeenz oarz
oapenn buuk. Kittehz
berreh clebbur dat
wayz. Cawnfewzez Hewminz andz
haplz Feelyne Missteek
Jack.
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Jack, duz dis mean dat wen mai kittehs stretch owt on da keybord dey r surfin/bloggin/osmosin da intrawebs? Or wud dat b wen dey rubs on de screen?
Eanie meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
R they frenly spirits?
“Ooooo I hatez the ROUS part….”
“aaww, knot kissing agin!”
Dew U wont me 2 finish da stoaree oar nawt?
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Bai, swee Westleee. Has fun in da fyr swamp. Iz nawt fallowin u down der.
Fule! U fell viktum 2 wun uv da klassik blundurz! Da moast faymuss iz “Nebbur gitz inbolvd n uh land wor n Ayzyuh,” but ownlee slietlee less waol noen iz dis: “Nebbur goez n aginst uh Sissilyun win deth iz onna lyn!” Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Ha ha …
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*klunk*
Inkonseevabull!!!
Inkunseevabul, buhleevabul.
U keap yoozin dat werd. I noe fink it meenz wat U fink it meenz…
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1454947
Purr-feck!!!!
Who is this Warren Peas anyway?
Kurt Vawnnegutt iz
akkwyred Hewmin tayst. Kitteh
feenkz ‘Cat’s Craydull”z “Pleh!”
Kitteh mutch prefurrz
Reeta May Braown and stoareez
ubz Missus Murfee
‘Staynless Steel Rat’ canz
oanlee beez dyjessted byez
Staynless Steel Kitteh
Jack.
Staynless Steel Rat FTW! One of my fave series, Jack.
Tanks fr de memries….
Incatations… I haz dem
Rodney — ur on a roll dis morning!!
I was in Internet Siberia for a few days, just starting to be back online now.
O Hai, Rodney; Ai’m jes tuu kuriuus: ware bees Internet Siberia???
Anywhere you don’t have ready access to the internet.
(In this case a farm in Wisconsin)
O Noooooooes!!! Noe Internet!!! *Gasp, Hack, Koff*
*rubs hoofs wiff anticipation for the “Cats can’t read” post*
Will it come?
Obvious Man awaits….
Cats can read. Their comprehension level is a bit low is all.
Mai kittehs fink dey can read…Buh iz jest fer a few wurds, then thems fall sleep on teh book.
Ohai, lcb:
“Kittehz canz speek kwyte
wellz. It’z juss dat dayr grammurr
iz thawt attroashuss”
“Wimmin andz Kittehz
willz duz az dayz pleez. Menz shoodz
juss getz yoozd 2 itz”
“Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevur he oarz
she… Doan’tz U getz it?!”
Mawrkk Twain sedz t3h furst.
Rawburt Hynelinn, t3h seekund.
The lasst wun iz myne
Jack.
thank u, Jack. ur poem iz full of win n awesum!
R.A.H. FTW!!1!
it’s ternin teh payjes tehy has teh prawblem wiv…
But they has short memry spans so they can just start at teh top of teh same page again.
Ohai Kafleen! Haz U n Werdycnan recubberd frum ur splortz yestiddee? I sorree I gotted ur braynz swappded. I dint noez wich brayn wuz hooz. I putted da gray wun in ur hed n da grey wun in Werdycnan’z hed. I gess da grey wun wuz urz n da gray wun wuz herz…
O whale — awlz whale dat inz whale… 
If kittehs an goggies can’t reed, how come the signs on teh on-ramps fur teh Innerstateses says “No animinals”??
:snert:
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Uv cors dey kin reed. Sum kittehz r reelee gud at reedin Ingerlish n uvver layngwijiz. Da kittehz I yoosta haz wif mai nawt-sekkund XYL hadz uh wunnermuss buk kawlded “Advanced French for Exceptional Cats”. It totted dem such yoosful frayziz as “J’ai l’honneur de vous offrir ce suisse presque completement mort” (meaning “I am honored to present you with this mostly dead chipmunk” )
Quelle dommage!
C’est vrais!
Wee, wee… C’est vrais!!
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*snerk* — I sed Wee Wee…
Ach, ja, du hast!
“While a student at Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall attempted to keep her Animagus ability a secret. However, her secret was discovered during her 5th Year. Under the stress of studying for her O.W.L.S., she fell asleep and transformed into her Animagus form without realizing it, to the consternation of her fellow Gryffindors.”
FTW…Bro…FTW
suess kitteh sez:
I” kan reed wiff my iii’s shut”
but it’s very hard 2 do….
it makes my eyebrows get red hot…
Kitteh Nawt Blind; kitteh is twying nawt to be ill while membewing da horribull image of da hooman in undewarez pwaying geetar.
Aww :3. Kitteh does NOT WANT 2 b undere, undah, eh… thott less of ‘coz he kant see.
The first caption was better:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/22/hmmmm/
And in that picture, you could better see that kitty sits like human
Iz Hellen Keller kitteh. Heh. Mai pour tastes in jokes…lemme show yew it. (Iz otay, tho…Ai wuz in production ovv teh miracle werker oncet)
Tihs book u gives me…
…title iz…”To Serve Man”…
…inturresting…oh wait…
…oh noes…OMG…
…IS A CUKBUK!!!!
mmm…fur teh cannonballs?
Twilight Zone ooo weeee ooo weee
Oar wuz it Outer Limits…meny yeers ago fur sure.
Or mebbe yu iz a yungun an see it on cable. I no haz cable so cud not say.
FTW!!!!1!!
Damon Knight / Twilight Zone refurance.
Naow iffen I canz has cukbuk aboot recip-ees fur fling sossurs…
Thirsty kitteh wood lyke u
to fill flying sossurs wif milk kthx
kitteh must be readin a book of birds or somethin’.
nothin can stand in the way of kittehs and food!!1!
Yeshiva Kitteh
Is readin’ right to left
Evalynn Wuud Kitteh bees memohrizyng az her reedz; her iys a prohdeegy!!!
(Reedz a liddel bitt, cloases eises adn mehmoaryzes;
reedz a liddel moar, mehmoaryzes agen……)
Kynda liek speeed reedyng, kitteh styule !!!!!
duz kitteh rilly need to close himz eyes?
Probly nawt;
(Ai had tuu fink ov sumefing tuu goez wif teh pikshure ov cloased-eyes kitteh)
Cud nawt cum up wif enneyfing eylse;
Kitteh iz just resting hiz eyes.
Blind Kitteh reading instukshun manule for new seeing eyed human
Win
zzzzz……
That is one sleepy kitty! AWWWWW!
Himz muss b crammin 4 himz fynull n Ejipshun Cat Histree…
Hii iz wun verii hansum an smart kitteh!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
An hear in yr Holy Buk, it iz written…
…u must alwais wurshep & surve
yr kitteh ovurlordz.
And den Ceiling Cat sed,
I am Ceiling Cat, thy God…
Amen.
Und dann, Plafon Katze sagte…
ha ha ha ha i’z sumwut blind but no reedz braille iz too bumpy i reedz print and can see pictures this iz funny rotflmao
*peers* Is Bikecat?