Comments on: Please the cat

By: Taituz

Taituz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:30:15 +0000

Thank ew fer maykng a lol ov muh kitteh pikchur! Her naym iz Ellie nd eye miss her tareablee. muh wyff took her in debors.

Maybee I git bizitayshun one day *sigh* :’(

By: ceiling cat

ceiling cat — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:02:03 +0000

dis luks lik my kat besco.(moms idea)

By: Corgi Man

Corgi Man — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:56:03 +0000

Itz the lolcat edishun. No ssss. Lots of zzzz!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:35:16 +0000

oh alice, do you have a wordpress account? if not yew has tew dew that.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:59:16 +0000

sry iz yew logged onto wordpress?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:45:42 +0000

yer rite!! PC ……. ai just looked at mai profyle an tuk mai name out ob the url and putted herz in an it brought up her profyle….

By: jd

jd — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:43:56 +0000

yu get elebenty eleben poyntz, wich aer redeemable for cheezburgerz at awl guud stores.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:46:13 +0000

oh yeah..ai c wut u meen..luks lyk a
bunni wif very short earz and a puppi
dawg tew… rorshack tes…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:30:11 +0000

Teecher: “Irving, what is the plural of goose?”
Irving: “The plural of goose is geese. ‘I saw a flock of geese’.”
Teecher: “Very good. Brian, what is the plural of moose?”
Brian: “Moosen! I saw uh flok uv moosen! Dere wuz minnee uvvem. Minnee much moosen. Owt inna wudz… inna woodez… inna woodzen. Da meese wont da fud. Da fud iz 2 eetenzen. Da meese wont da fud n da fud iz 2 eetenzen. Da fud iz 2 eetenzen!”
Teecher: “Brian! Brian. You’re an imbecile.”
Brian: “Imbasillen!”

By: julyisthebestmonth

julyisthebestmonth — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:12:19 +0000

Woo hoo, it’s still July 5, so still is Salleh’s birfdae!

HAPPY BIRFDAE! Have a great new yeer!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:32:14 +0000

Oops. I furgot too add Red Panda.

Heer him r.

http://www.tinyurl.com/2ldjsx

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:55:14 +0000

I wuz on road too…..

butt I is heer now!

HAPPY BIRFDAY, SALLEH!

I has mah golden hoofees on an I shall duz u a dants! I brings u a donkeh cart
full ub presents. Butt before u opens dem heer is sum snurtalicious entertainment furr u:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/78087/happy_birthday/

I brotted Donkey Cart full ub presents frum A to Z furr u!

Antique Amethyst Amulet
Bathrobe, softy
Cherry Pie wiff Vanilly Icy Creem
Dress, Decadent wiff Daring Decolletage
Emeralds furr ur Ears
Fake Fur dat feels fabuluss
Getaway Vacation Tickets to anyware u wunt
Housekeeper furr life
Ice Cream
Jewels
Kiss frum ur favurite handsum gai (Now how’d I get DAT in mah cart? Cuz
I has donkeh skillz, dat’s rite.)
Lubs frum ur cheezfrends
Munneh. Lots ub it. All in hunnurds in a big fat suitcase. Yah.
Needlewurk supplies…lots ub dem.
Opera Singer. Handsum wun.
Puppy. Awwwwww
Quilt ub cheezfrend avatars
Rest. Nuff sed.
Sailboat, teh bestest wun dey had at teh store, all shiny an nice.
Tap Dantsing Donkeh
Universe. Yep. Dat’s rite. Furr last, I gibs u teh hole freekin universe cuz wee lubs u
an u can hab wuttebbur else ur littul hart deesires on heer.

Gess dat takes care ub V-Z, huh?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ So, Happy Birfday, Salleh. U deserbes muches lub.

Lub, Donkey

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:12:04 +0000

Oh Fank you ebery buddy! Dis such a nice welcome. Dis really is a majic place. Fank you for da well timed martoonie. Just pout it into da pile of clown clothes. I r in here sumwhere. Fank you eberbuddy. What a special place dis is. I can haz one more mortoonie pleeze? Maybe hangover don’t cum here neider?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:10:17 +0000

Oh, an Salleh—HAPPYTAYLE BIRFDAI TEW YOO!!! (Ai’d fergit mai hed iffn ai diddunt fassen it awn!)

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:08:19 +0000

Tehy yoosed tew hab pai potties inna ayrport—peeps wud send a smawl chile unner teh dore hoo wud opun itt, tehn wee wud tayke terns weein. Wee yoosed tew cawl teh pai terlits “Johhny Cash!”

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:45:29 +0000

Lolcat can nevur win at Scrabble
but can kik yr ass in Scrablol

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:13:05 +0000

Salleh, I misseded teh sillybrayshun cuz I wuz on teh rode (yet again — getz old affer wile)

Ennyway — HAPPI BIRFDAY AN MENNY HAPPITAYL RETURNSES!

*Dans dans dans*

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:50:10 +0000

neow, datz da kitteh wai…
whee kno so waol…
lotsa fun n gamz latlee n lolz…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:27:24 +0000

Hapy Birfdey, Sall-eeeee!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:26:29 +0000

I sent it 2 ur e-mail, tew.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:25:24 +0000

Yay!!!1!1!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:20:21 +0000

I ansird u but wp ated it. shud hork it up soon…..
????

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:17:21 +0000

OTAY!! Iz u reddy Gma??
.
Mix nice cold libashun.
Go to: http://www.yahoo.com/
Sip.
Den on deh rite side finding “Free mail: Sign Up
adn klikking on deh Sign Up.
Sip.
Filling owt deh form.
Sip, sip.
Klik on Accept for awl deh legul stuffz.
Klick on Continue wen it asks if u b reddy to spear ee ense Yahoo!mail.
Sip.
Wait.
Sip.
A funee liddul man appearz and takez u on a berry short tour.
Ur inbox haz a welkum messij.
Now dat u haz deh lubblee Yahoo ID, u can go 2 deh cheezfrenz group.
Sip. sip.
Up at deh top uv deh skreen, klik on Yahoo. (rite next to deh liddul searchee bar.)
Sip.
Wunst deh groups page is up, type Cheezfrenz in deh group searchbox.
Sip. It will showing u deh cheezfrenz (in bloo).
Klikking on deh bloo cheezfrenz and teh group’z page wil majiklee appear.
Sip.
On deh rite side, klik on “Join This Group”
Ur emayo address will b alreddy dere on deh form. Yay!!
Sip, sip.
In deh “comment to owner” box, Tell dem u r gmawairsgreneshuz adn dat u luvz ICHC.
In deh message delivery sekshun, pik how u wanting 2 stay in tuch. (u can change it later if u want.)
Sip.
Enter deh sekurity code dey showing u.
Klik join.
Refill kold libashun. Sip, sip.
Yahoo sez “membership pending” Wen u gitz approved, u will getting deh email at deh Yahoo akkownt u just Kree
ated.
Sip, sip, sip.
Fawl off chair.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:04:32 +0000

Ai fink dat wuz aliceflyn wut suhjested dat. Ai cannawt read mai notes. Mai poor hanwriteeng…let me show you.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:51:30 +0000

sumbudi……
(sawry f tiz u n i don recall yur
nam tu giv u crdit, pleez)
…sed “ella” las pm..cuz she wuz
singin so lowd tu u… R wutz
nawt sekkund name ov yur favrit
girl singer?? dad b gud.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:49:08 +0000

I not shur just zaklee wut u haz dun at Yahoo.
I wud suggest starting over wif a new name. Hang on a minnit and I will le u noe wut I finding owt bowt dat.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:45:22 +0000

::rasn frasn WP::
Fank yoo cweenmj. Yoo missed mai Unkie Siam partee hat ai hab awn yesterdai.

Dis wun is mai finking cap, coz ai iz tryin tu fink ob uh naim fur mai new kitteh. Herz pics awr awn mai profile page.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:44:49 +0000

nawt sew lefftowbur..!!
eye juss lukt owt mai weendo an der wuz awl kynz of splowshunz ahhpnin – teh scrakkul n banginz an teh scweemin ov teh rokkits!! teh hole ski wuz littupp – an az teh forf wuz yeeurdai – eyem preezoomin dat dey mussa herd eet wuz Salleh’s burfdai!! sew awl teh fyrwerks am 4 yew Salleh!!11
Haz teh happee dai!! {{{Salleh}}}

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:39:17 +0000

Nooooo weird kitteh
pics!!!!!!! mmm, might
(ai jes nawt lyk spel
might lyk a bug, ick)
b kinda fun aftaahl..
reely lonnglegged
kittehs…beeg pawz..
mor beeg haedz…

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:37:28 +0000

Ohai, {{{{{{mj}}}}} Ai finkso ai nedez da rownd tuit fingie. joyned up wif http://www.wetpaint.com fur frenz but fink yahoo hab beddur opshunz but goze rownd in serculz du yu noze if ai can undu nd start obur? Deze kined ub fingz dribez me nutzo. Menetiem ai goze tu se wut yu bin up tu.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:36:51 +0000

^
|
Hay. Dis wuz opposed tu goez up der

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:32:49 +0000

Oh hai percycat! Ai lieks mai birfdai berry mush. Fank yoo. Yor hubby wuz bornd awn uh gud dai.
Ai’s afrayd ai did nawt maik teh treehowse. Kewl huh?
Ai still gotz awn mai finkin cap fur teh beeyootiful kitteh’s name slekshun. Ai’z mulling ober seberal choices including sum from teh cheezfrens.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:31:29 +0000

gmwgs..did u git yur pc
purrdikamint fixxd…
f nawt..ai rcall u ust tu
spell ur name wif a z
at d “wairz” prt…….
mebbe dat du sumpin?

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:30:31 +0000

Yur so kined nd unnurstanning. ennyfing tu purkrasstin8 da undoingz nd re doingz ai wil nede. nd mai 50 yeerz owld dortur iz naow relizing itz tiem fur hur tu be nozing abowt wairz awl da dokumintz fur wen we taikz owr durt napz. Ai toled hur sum but shud rite daown awn pyewtur nd telz wair iz paswurdz wen she nedez. doan wantz tu wurk. wantz tu plai. pleh.

By: Gemma

Gemma — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:30:26 +0000

Dat bees a kiti ful ov kutenis….

By: Gemma

Gemma — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:27:07 +0000

I looks like a chiwahwah

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:26:29 +0000

Fank yoo cweenmj. Yoo missed mai Unkie Siam partee hat ai hab awn yesterdai.

Dis wun is mai finking cap, coz ai iz tryin tu fink ob uh naim fur mai new kitteh. Herz pics awr awn mai profile page.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:24:39 +0000

awwwwwwwwwwwww yew are too nice……… ai jus has tew learn fotoshop…den wachout!!

By: gmawairsgreneshuz

gmawairsgreneshuz — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:23:19 +0000

ai wud liek tu se tu but dunt hab da payshuns tu be jumping fru awl dere huupz tu sine in. Nedez a nyew 10shun span. Mai a d d wutebur, let me sho u it.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:22:52 +0000

hey Nativeca66!
yur berfai sam az mai huzbinz…
u hav cute pics ov ahl yur kittehs adn
THE MOS awsummis treehouse 4 dem
2 plai on..mak it yursef??
gotta nam yet fur lil b&w wun yet?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:22:00 +0000

Adn wii lubz u 4 it, TM! ♥

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:18:49 +0000

Wowzeerz!! Dat wuz brill yunt!!
.
BTW, I luvz deh Geek Hat wif propeller! Adn I lubbed deh CHRG on deh avatar, 2. U b berry talented.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:17:01 +0000

dat am troolee teh awsum kaek, may wee!!!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:16:46 +0000

yu fergot teh

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:15:32 +0000

Ohh, thankyu cweenmj!!!
ai’m heerin de JudyCollinz
vershun tho Wiki sez thar r #’s..
luvleememreez………….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:14:24 +0000

tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,

Thank Yew!!!
.
I lubz mai frenz.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:13:50 +0000

Happitayl Birfdai, Salleh!
Ai hab sum lef ober fyrewerks tu halp sillybrate.

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By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:11:30 +0000

ennee wun kin b mai fren!!! just goez 2
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
.
I wantz ebbreebuddee 2 b mai fren.
Pleez??
mai insekuritee, let mii show u it.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:02:47 +0000

ai fnikso gmwgs wuz volunteeeeerin tew haz sum sew uvvers wudden haz sew much……… wuz very selfless ob her!!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:01:15 +0000

Dats why i nawt ride a byke IRL- Iwud be a wun wumman side show!!!
S’allrite, gmawgs I doo moast ennefin for mah frenz xxxxx